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Matteo Lane

Matteo Lane

Жыл бұрын

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@matteolanecomedy
@matteolanecomedy Жыл бұрын
Come see me on tour! thealdentetour.com/ Follow me! instagram.com/matteolane/ www.tiktok.com/Matteolane
@r3i2x
@r3i2x Жыл бұрын
Paris tour svp
@linnethcalderon3493
@linnethcalderon3493 Жыл бұрын
We need you to give a show in Madrid please 🥺
@knarzmichl
@knarzmichl Жыл бұрын
well and when you start the European tour - don't miss Berlin
@jarekkril8770
@jarekkril8770 Жыл бұрын
Any dates in Europe?
@kathrynmceachern9503
@kathrynmceachern9503 Жыл бұрын
Love your comedy show, and all of your cooking videos. You're one of the most fascinating and talented young people in the NY comedy scene today, and forever! Thank you so much for everything. ✌️❤️😂 From Northern California 🤓❤️✌️
@simonsgaard328
@simonsgaard328 Жыл бұрын
Bro the fact that this is not scripted is insane... When he said his name was Carlos i combusted 💀
@annaocel
@annaocel Жыл бұрын
FRRRRRR
@annaocel
@annaocel Жыл бұрын
I love when an unhinged person also has an unhinged and chaotic audience😭😭💀💀
@dandan8444
@dandan8444 Жыл бұрын
New Yorkers are wild
@ryanstoyles7611
@ryanstoyles7611 Жыл бұрын
this seems pretty scripted ngl
@chrissamuel4653
@chrissamuel4653 Жыл бұрын
i´m pretty sure it is scripted.
@thelocalsage
@thelocalsage Жыл бұрын
love how everyone in the crowd has a life that’s just absolutely falling apart lol
@zerocraic3966
@zerocraic3966 Жыл бұрын
Hahahaaha tbf the first 2 women were 1. Steadily single parenting and making money escaped a cheater and 2. Gays who don’t want a kid at their wedding. Kinda sounds like they made it not falling apart. The guys and poor Janice need some help and your comment made me howl regardless.
@carenathompson2911
@carenathompson2911 Жыл бұрын
#NewYorkers most of us are disasters lol
@kevinwillems8720
@kevinwillems8720 Жыл бұрын
To quote Brennan Lee Mulligan, "You can't do a campaign about New York City and have people's lives not be truly fucking miserable."
@frankcutugno3576
@frankcutugno3576 Жыл бұрын
Thats a requirement for living in NYC! 😂 🌈
@dixierae3442
@dixierae3442 Жыл бұрын
​@@frankcutugno3576I think it's a requirement for being a human being in the 2020s. Seems I can't go into a comment section without very quickly finding someone who's reached some kind of bottom. Followed by 100 comments from strangers giving them advice on how to fix it.😊
@MothraMissWorld
@MothraMissWorld Жыл бұрын
I usually cringe at crowd-work but this was hilarious, he’s SO good with off the cuff humor, it’s hard to be able to deliver comedy off the cuff AND prewritten sets & he keeps me rollin’
@Manigeitora
@Manigeitora Жыл бұрын
You probably usually cringe at crowd work because a lot of comedians that try to do crowd work really aren't that good at crowd work. Mateo, on the other hand, is a fucking natural at this shit. You can honestly kind of tell that a lot of comedians are really just natural storytellers that know how to make a story funny. Most people don't really tell a whole lot of jokes anymore. So it's really just your ability to sort of improv and riff off of what the audience is feeding you rather than scripting a set ahead of time. And not all comedy is improv comedy! I'm sure there are a lot of successful professional comedians that probably aren't that great at crowd work either.
@TheBostonProjectChick
@TheBostonProjectChick 11 ай бұрын
Matt rife is funny with crowd work too, but people like Jessica kirson I just don't find it all that great. Evety comedian is different though and they all have specials for a reason
@neff6185
@neff6185 7 ай бұрын
@TheBostonProjectChick matts crowd work was so good ugh, it sucks his Netflix special turned so out so bad. Really brought out a side I never wanted to see in him, painfully unfunny too :(
@isadoracarvalho9304
@isadoracarvalho9304 6 ай бұрын
@@TheBostonProjectChicknot matt rife💀💀💀
@bharathi8512
@bharathi8512 5 ай бұрын
Try Gianmarco Soresi, his crowd works are great. At least the ones in KZfaq are.
@thebossoflifeeee
@thebossoflifeeee Жыл бұрын
Matteo’s gasp after the lady asked about serving her husband the divorce papers had me rolling
@christinasalzman3287
@christinasalzman3287 Жыл бұрын
But was his shock about the paperwork or that there's a straight person in the crowd
@Manigeitora
@Manigeitora Жыл бұрын
​@@christinasalzman3287yes
@ruskov5685
@ruskov5685 11 ай бұрын
Frrrrr
@ruskov5685
@ruskov5685 11 ай бұрын
​@@Manigeitoranot really
@ruskov5685
@ruskov5685 11 ай бұрын
​@@christinasalzman3287he was schoked by it and then knew it was by a straight person and said it. He wasn't schoked because it's a straight persln
@fallen-star666
@fallen-star666 Жыл бұрын
The “he said he wants to be closer with his wife” and the abundance of _OOOOOOOOOH_ s catches me off guard every time, and Matteo just goes “stop.” is really funny
@cvel1456
@cvel1456 Жыл бұрын
I really wanted to know the response after jajaja .....
@furydose
@furydose Жыл бұрын
timestamp?
@fallen-star666
@fallen-star666 Жыл бұрын
@@furydose 4:35 :)
@GiselleKlara
@GiselleKlara Жыл бұрын
I like how they just aren't even gonna go there. LIke. of course there's a wife. Sure. Why not.
@cynthiahusband106
@cynthiahusband106 Жыл бұрын
Love this guy-funny as hell he’s gonna go far , very talented!!!!
@Captain_Jackass
@Captain_Jackass Жыл бұрын
That first guy was the pinnacle of “never let them know your next move”😂
@_JustJoe
@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
Fr
@firewolfandrewb
@firewolfandrewb Жыл бұрын
Every turn in that was a left.
@ZzZ0ne
@ZzZ0ne Жыл бұрын
He hit a gold vein with that guy..
@747isBestPizzaEver
@747isBestPizzaEver Жыл бұрын
Goes without saying, SOMEone didn't return to the theater for their *follow-up* 🤔😏
@senatorsheevpalpatine3712
@senatorsheevpalpatine3712 Жыл бұрын
The jokes write themselves sometimes 😂
@tuckergregory
@tuckergregory Жыл бұрын
The microphone mishap at the very end was absolute gold!!! It was like the world itself was like “Hey, y'know what'd be a really funny way to end this?”
@oliviahafnermunichteaching957
@oliviahafnermunichteaching957 Жыл бұрын
I'm wondering if this was orchestrated?
@JustFamilyThings
@JustFamilyThings 10 ай бұрын
I think that was some sleight-of-hand stage craft, which makes it even funnier! Matteo is such a talented performer.
@hitokage4
@hitokage4 9 ай бұрын
I almost peed myself laughing at the microphone mishap. Just perfection.
@annie-sc
@annie-sc 8 ай бұрын
Not sure but the mic was pretty loose and he was using his chin to hold it in place before he sang
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 7 ай бұрын
the mic lost its boner..
@FanFicnic
@FanFicnic Жыл бұрын
I LOVE the guy who slid in with the “How YOU doin??”
@zoe-suvu
@zoe-suvu 6 ай бұрын
I was so not ready :')
@hosu_ko
@hosu_ko Жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea
@MickeyGreenEyes213
@MickeyGreenEyes213 Жыл бұрын
For real!
@Zekenator_77
@Zekenator_77 Жыл бұрын
Carlos we need to know! ! !
@redabenz7905
@redabenz7905 Жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja
@bane876
@bane876 Жыл бұрын
I'm desperate to know what happened too
@Manigeitora
@Manigeitora Жыл бұрын
​@@redabenz7905bueno, hasta mañana
@austinsurge
@austinsurge Жыл бұрын
Huge respect for delaying the special a couple days so it didn't premier the same day as a mass murder of our brothers and sisters. Bummed that it didn't come out when I wanted it to? Sure. But I respect the thoughtfulness.
@notimetothink6786
@notimetothink6786 Жыл бұрын
That's so expected of Matteo. He's too precious.
@gab1423
@gab1423 Жыл бұрын
I live under a rock, what happened exactly ?
@xenondoro8573
@xenondoro8573 Жыл бұрын
@@gab1423 Some nutjob went and shot people at a drag show in Colorado Springs.
@samranda
@samranda Жыл бұрын
@@gab1423 a gunman killed 5 people in a colorado springs queer nightclub
@americanalah
@americanalah Жыл бұрын
Oh who cares.
@alyssa4009
@alyssa4009 Жыл бұрын
The collective groan from the crowd when she said her boyfriend was an actor 🤣🤣
@jv-lk7bc
@jv-lk7bc 7 ай бұрын
gold
@mikat8062
@mikat8062 4 ай бұрын
I felt so bad 😅 you just know he’s cheating
@nuadasilverpaw5702
@nuadasilverpaw5702 3 ай бұрын
@@mikat8062 That's the first thing I thought when she said that he said he wanted to "Learn to be a better boyfriend" XD
@mikat8062
@mikat8062 3 ай бұрын
@@nuadasilverpaw5702 exactly 😂
@Fluff_Noodles
@Fluff_Noodles Жыл бұрын
28:39 "What should she eat?" "ASS!" 😆 I love the guy who shouted that can't believe he didn't catch that one 😭
@njferns
@njferns 29 күн бұрын
OMG! Even I didn't!!! Hahaha
@Somebody73852
@Somebody73852 11 күн бұрын
That segment I was obsessed with Matteo impersonating the angry crowd oh my lord
@caifengforever2796
@caifengforever2796 Жыл бұрын
SOMEONE GIVE THIS MAN AN ADVICE SHOW RIGHT NOW I'D WATCH THIS EVERY DAY
@KatieGray1
@KatieGray1 Жыл бұрын
same.
@ImahSillyGirl
@ImahSillyGirl Жыл бұрын
Only once a day? Coffee talk and evening martinis please.
@monicacomics
@monicacomics Жыл бұрын
Co-signed
@Nemiah
@Nemiah Жыл бұрын
💯
@gcalonzo
@gcalonzo Жыл бұрын
Yes
@Someone-dq4zt
@Someone-dq4zt Жыл бұрын
The way the plot kept thickening for the first one when he said his name was Carlos I started crying 😭 this was too funny
@dragonfly961
@dragonfly961 Жыл бұрын
Same! I was choking 😂
@Someone-dq4zt
@Someone-dq4zt Жыл бұрын
@@dragonfly961 no fr same tho 😭 it was too much
@carlosschein9283
@carlosschein9283 Жыл бұрын
Same
@Someone-dq4zt
@Someone-dq4zt Жыл бұрын
@@carlosschein9283 😭 omg r u Carlos ?
@judiwells156
@judiwells156 Жыл бұрын
omg... me too. almost spit out my coffee!
@S_sOs_S
@S_sOs_S 3 ай бұрын
"you know what...just remove the window.. complete remove the window" now i love this guy 😂😂😂😂
@bethlittle9114
@bethlittle9114 11 ай бұрын
"He's as gay as a picnic basket" I CHOKED LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂
@jordanyoung2772
@jordanyoung2772 Жыл бұрын
Matteo: "Everybody give it up for Ethan!" Audience member: "It's Evan..." Matteo: "Who else needs advice!?"
@lizsanchez4989
@lizsanchez4989 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂 i did too
@mochuelovelli
@mochuelovelli Жыл бұрын
Poor Eric 😔
@julianedits0
@julianedits0 Жыл бұрын
@@mochuelovelli I feel bad for Erin too
@nikki80368
@nikki80368 Жыл бұрын
@@julianedits0 yeah I really hope Eian takes his advice
@Mohh410
@Mohh410 Жыл бұрын
@@nikki80368 poor etrian
@kellybob66
@kellybob66 Жыл бұрын
The only thing wrong with this special was that it only lasted for 35 minutes. I could have sat here and watched you for at least an hour or more. Thanks for always bringing laughter into everyone's lives.
@fussbrain9161
@fussbrain9161 Жыл бұрын
Agreed! I wish there was more. Can’t wait for the next special tho
@TMish73829
@TMish73829 Жыл бұрын
Ok but my biggest issue is that we didn’t get ANY Carlos resolution 😂😂
@tylerl4768
@tylerl4768 Жыл бұрын
@@TMish73829 LITTERALLY
@charleshall9488
@charleshall9488 Жыл бұрын
Should have been two hours.
@kellyb6198
@kellyb6198 Жыл бұрын
Totally agree, this was hilarious and so different from any other comedy special I've seen ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
@user-eo4zr6sw8c
@user-eo4zr6sw8c Жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting for Carlos to spill the rest of the tea. “Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches.
@BeckyMesser
@BeckyMesser Жыл бұрын
“all 7 straight men” I literally choked on my drink 🤣
@Rickety-Rick
@Rickety-Rick Жыл бұрын
With every new reveal on the Carlos question I was laughing harder and harder, and I was so sad that we didn’t get any resolution on it! Maybe on another special
@Loeviis
@Loeviis Жыл бұрын
Yeah, i want an update!!
@RickiFluhr
@RickiFluhr Жыл бұрын
Well the dude probably said "Venga Aqui pápi" so Carlos headed for the W 4th St subway station.
@RickiFluhr
@RickiFluhr Жыл бұрын
Also YES I am so bummed we didn't get a resolution!!
@kirbydied2875
@kirbydied2875 Жыл бұрын
yea i wanted a resolution
@nextchancenow7153
@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
He could take Carlos on tour with this routine
@magpie.314
@magpie.314 Жыл бұрын
Damn that microphone really went "honey no" & yeeted itself. RIP Matteo's opera career 🙏🏼😂
@sc3961
@sc3961 Жыл бұрын
Made me cry bahahha
@jessykacarter6995
@jessykacarter6995 Жыл бұрын
☠️🤣🙌🏻
@angelarrivas
@angelarrivas Жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard but I really wanted to hear it!! 😆
@JBaker-ep1wx
@JBaker-ep1wx Жыл бұрын
Poor thing has performance anxiety 😉
@aaron386
@aaron386 Жыл бұрын
It was a paid actor lmao
@jimhall2924
@jimhall2924 9 ай бұрын
I stumbled on this guy the other day. I haven’t stopped laughing for 3 days. I’m dreading the day I run out of videos to watch. This guy needs his own show for sure. Sooooo funny.
@AndrewBarsky
@AndrewBarsky Жыл бұрын
“So you’ve been having problems the whole time and have a kid, good job.” 😂😂😂
@oshunrose5303
@oshunrose5303 9 ай бұрын
I DIEEEEEDDDDD 😂
@kayteejaykayel7502
@kayteejaykayel7502 Жыл бұрын
“I hadn’t thought about the ugly thing thanks” Sent me and I’m not sure I’ll ever return. 😂😂😂
@pandythedandy
@pandythedandy Жыл бұрын
The way they were calling him poor too ☠️
@MrFallingcats
@MrFallingcats Жыл бұрын
Also the lassie in the corner during the shot of Matteo's reaction just starts laughing then full Kanye-style stops.
@00TheD
@00TheD Жыл бұрын
I used to work with this guy back in the day and he's an amazing chef. It's really impressive to see such a quick transition to comedy. He was always funny but this is impressive.
@hoarsecorpse
@hoarsecorpse Жыл бұрын
I be seeing him on tik tok, he still cooks mad good
@BB-re8mw
@BB-re8mw Жыл бұрын
A chef!? Wait. What?! What hell am I living in? I give up! We mortals can only appear to be homely, poorly-dressed, poorly-coiffed, uni-lingual, off-key, under-achievers crying into our Kraft Mac n Cheese! hmpf!
@nextchancenow7153
@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
That’s dope.
@_JustJoe
@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
Oh yeah he cooks too, I forgot. This man does it all!
@_JustJoe
@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
HE DRAWS TOO. HE DREW SAILOR MOON FOR HALLOWEEN 😭
@alison4316
@alison4316 11 ай бұрын
Matteo is such a born performer, a born storyteller ❤ So glad he's sharing himself with us ❤
@kierathompson1561
@kierathompson1561 Жыл бұрын
His reaction to divorce papers lady was so funny like yes this is the chaotic drama I was searching for 😂
@jenaportelli8683
@jenaportelli8683 Жыл бұрын
How does he NOT have a Netflix special?! And seriously- what an amazingly multi-talented individual. He cooks, he sings, he paints, and he’s HYSTERICAL. We don’t deserve you, Matteo!
@jayymorris5285
@jayymorris5285 Жыл бұрын
All these comments that talk about his talents forgets that he speaks English, Spanish, Italian and german.
@zacherius137
@zacherius137 Жыл бұрын
Who needs a Netflix special?
@TheDisorderly
@TheDisorderly Жыл бұрын
Uhhh it’s obviously because he….. has a lip tickler
@Jovixgal
@Jovixgal Жыл бұрын
@@jayymorris5285 AND French. Unreal!
@cocoacoolness
@cocoacoolness Жыл бұрын
I heard somewhere that he tried to get one, and because he's gay Netflix told him his audience is too niche for them
@IRFine
@IRFine Жыл бұрын
“Jajajajaja bueno, hasta mañana” had me in stitches
@channel89134
@channel89134 Жыл бұрын
I did not understand that sentence.
@TheDisorderly
@TheDisorderly Жыл бұрын
Go get cha a mustache ride big boy
@ultimategotea
@ultimategotea Жыл бұрын
THE WAY HE SAID JA
@ZeCrazyAngel
@ZeCrazyAngel Жыл бұрын
Thanks for that, now I know how it was written I could hit google translate XD
@kellykarst3703
@kellykarst3703 Жыл бұрын
Honestly, a good response to so many situations.
@DOCvip808
@DOCvip808 Жыл бұрын
The way he intertwines everyone else's problems to a punchline for someone else's jokes is VERY IMPRESSIVE
@mrs_mothra547
@mrs_mothra547 2 ай бұрын
Seriousssslllly, I was so impressed
@luscorpio3679
@luscorpio3679 Жыл бұрын
Not gonna lie, I started watching Matteo Lane bits to cope with my own bisexuality and it's as if I've unlocked a Pandorus box because I laugh so hard
@lykarabbit3
@lykarabbit3 Жыл бұрын
Hope you're doing well my dear💚
@luscorpio3679
@luscorpio3679 Жыл бұрын
@@lykarabbit3 Thank you ! I'm doing very well. Talked about it with my family Yesterday and all went well
@jscho8674
@jscho8674 10 ай бұрын
Get out there and live your best life! I hope you're enjoying yourself and having some fun. ❤
@luscorpio3679
@luscorpio3679 10 ай бұрын
@@jscho8674 life has been fun for sure ! Been a bit unlucky in my dating life lately but overall it's been fun
@lykarabbit3
@lykarabbit3 10 ай бұрын
@@luscorpio3679 omg.. That's AMAZING 💐💐💐Hope things continue to get better and better for you sweetheart 🌹
@PhillyFrank1
@PhillyFrank1 Жыл бұрын
The fact that Nick makes Matteo laugh so much is a real testament to their friendship and how genuinely funny Nick is. And the slow trickle of info from Carlos is just too funny.
@izayus11
@izayus11 8 ай бұрын
He does sound like Squidward!
@briandbenson
@briandbenson 8 ай бұрын
@@izayus11haha he does and he’s so funny too. I love them both
@fullfrontallobe
@fullfrontallobe 7 ай бұрын
I was crying laughing at Nick’s bit right along with Matteo. Just gave us a little cherry on top of a wildly entertaining special. Made my night
@redneckmetalhead1931
@redneckmetalhead1931 Жыл бұрын
I wish every special was like this! Everyone in the audience is living a total shitshow, and I'm totally down for it
@brielleoelle
@brielleoelle 8 ай бұрын
THE MIC WAS A PAID ACTOR, that timing? IMPECCABLE
@kseni_vely
@kseni_vely Жыл бұрын
The "ja ja ja ja" moment, I swear, I almost died choking on my lunch 😂 I couldn't love Matteo more even if I tried ❤️
@n.l.vannstallings4664
@n.l.vannstallings4664 Жыл бұрын
I'm an old straight lady. I spent most of my younger years surrounded by gay men, had gay roommates, and spent my weekends in the gay clubs. Those were the happiest years of my life! Watching this special just brought me back to how extremely funny and talented gay men are. I wish you all the success in the world. 💗
@alanafalana
@alanafalana Жыл бұрын
this is so cute. hope you’re doing well!!!
@ReBecca-rl4bi
@ReBecca-rl4bi Жыл бұрын
So sweet! I love you.
@LindysEpiphany
@LindysEpiphany Жыл бұрын
Gay men are a girls best friend!
@s.melonita4454
@s.melonita4454 Жыл бұрын
Hi old straight lady, you're the cutest!
@alyzu4755
@alyzu4755 Жыл бұрын
I, too, am an old straight lady who spent much of my youth with my gay friends, men and women. I also miss those days. Much love to you!
@planetmartay
@planetmartay Жыл бұрын
Even the microphone was like, "no, Matteo. You can't be amazing at all the things. It ends, here." Jajaja! I've watched this about 100x & it's still as hilarious as the 1st!
@Ang3lic...
@Ang3lic... Жыл бұрын
The audible gasp that came outta my mouth when the woman said "how long should I wait to serve my husband his divorce papers'
@viabre
@viabre Жыл бұрын
I love how confidently called the second guy the wrong name twice
@iluvtanjiro7196
@iluvtanjiro7196 Жыл бұрын
😂😂 he kept saying Ethan I was like wait a min isn't his name Evan? I was smoking B4 hand n thought I was tripping lol
@pixelk8261
@pixelk8261 Жыл бұрын
Matteo is such a talent, this special left me in stitches. Did you ever get an update on Carlos???? Jajajajajajajajaja
@jiia.cherry
@jiia.cherry Жыл бұрын
Mark for an update lol
Жыл бұрын
That's right, we need Carlos'update!
@Niruha_79
@Niruha_79 Жыл бұрын
Update, update, update!!!
@giulia28
@giulia28 Жыл бұрын
Carlos update please ja ja ja ja
@Charley_Cheshire
@Charley_Cheshire Жыл бұрын
Let's just say his buddy never got closer to his wife, but closer to carlos instead
@iheartsasunaruDA
@iheartsasunaruDA Жыл бұрын
Nick's body movement had me like Matteo, on my knees, seeing spots I was laughing so hard. What an absolutely wonderful show, you can feel how jazzed the crowd is, I bet it felt even better being there!
@5Demona5
@5Demona5 Жыл бұрын
I can't get enough of Nick's depiction of himself on the roller-coaster 😂😂😂😂😂
@ZaneConnor
@ZaneConnor 5 ай бұрын
utter gold... ha
@bindablinda
@bindablinda Жыл бұрын
Okay, the special is truly amazing and hilarious, but now I'm DYING to see the next episode of Carlos's telenovela with that unnamed guy.
@katmusswoodwind
@katmusswoodwind Жыл бұрын
Same I was waiting for Carlos to ... RETURN *flamboyant cape swish*
@inflatablewolfie
@inflatablewolfie Жыл бұрын
Here I am, diagnosed with severe depression, laughing my fucking ass off at this guy! I'd seen a few clips on YT shorts but just now went "hell why not" with the special and I loved it. I would love to have you as a friend!
@Tweetyresm
@Tweetyresm Жыл бұрын
Hi, 👋🏻 Major Depressive Disorder here as well. Yeah, Matteo is amazing therapy lol.
@NightMedicine
@NightMedicine Жыл бұрын
Looks like you found a cure for your depression.
@doggytheanarchist7876
@doggytheanarchist7876 Жыл бұрын
My depression ass lol'ed too! And it has been a long time since I did that.
@jackmistiff5300
@jackmistiff5300 Жыл бұрын
M.D.D here too. It does get better. It’s the joy every new day may bring. It takes work, but there is always another day.
@inflatablewolfie
@inflatablewolfie Жыл бұрын
@@NightMedicine It's not because you laugh at a video that deoression is cured. Depression is not a little down 'cause you got chewed out at work or something, it's a literal chemical imbalance in the brain. Some hormones or neurotransmitters aren't produced or absorbed properly. So yes, I'm on medication and it greatly helps, but no, as fun as he is to watch, Matteo won't cure me of depression.
@kyuimchi1433
@kyuimchi1433 Ай бұрын
how many times have I watched this? me, an intellectual : yes.
@WillPhil290
@WillPhil290 Жыл бұрын
I woke up feeling hopless and horrible... but this made me laugh more than I have in quite a long time... so friggin funny
@user-dy3oh7ys1m
@user-dy3oh7ys1m 8 ай бұрын
Im really sorry you felt so bad. I hope things are better.
@user-pp4xu3gy7u
@user-pp4xu3gy7u 8 ай бұрын
Have a walk without headphones, no plan needed just go intuitively… the air and sounds and sights will take your brain and heart into a different space, remember to breathe deeply and try to look for something beautiful or interesting! One day at a time, but you’re never alone with the abundance of life all around - one step at a time:) you deserve to know peace, and I hope you find it on your journey. It’s hard work, but you are worth it
@briandbenson
@briandbenson 8 ай бұрын
Aww stud I hope you’re feeling okay now! Sometimes it takes time, maybe even a long time, to feel 100% but don’t forget to find other good studs who love you and want to help you feel better like Matteo
@sc8307
@sc8307 Жыл бұрын
Carlos was the comedy gift that kept on giving!
@CHOCOLATIONZ
@CHOCOLATIONZ Жыл бұрын
17:20 “gays, get em!!” Made me burst out laughing while I’m on the train. Hahaha you got me good
@dtschuor459
@dtschuor459 Жыл бұрын
IKR?
@looney9105
@looney9105 Жыл бұрын
I'm in school 💀💀
@jasongravely7217
@jasongravely7217 Жыл бұрын
That got me good too!!
@mrs_mothra547
@mrs_mothra547 2 ай бұрын
THE DELIVERY
@NiiCo415
@NiiCo415 Жыл бұрын
“You know what?!…Remove the window!” I love this guy! Funny as hell 😂
@johnwinchester6934
@johnwinchester6934 5 ай бұрын
"Gay as a picnic basket" is one of the funniest things I have heard all week. Thank you!
@zilanthropy880
@zilanthropy880 Жыл бұрын
I love the Joey in the audience that pounces in with "how you doing" to the woman waiting to give her husband divorce paperssss omg
@littlemy1773
@littlemy1773 Жыл бұрын
That guy didn’t even miss a beat 😂
@giovanirubalcava2226
@giovanirubalcava2226 Жыл бұрын
Mateo easily has turned into one of my favorite comedians right now. The dude is so naturally funny 😂 and I love his authenticity! He just owns up to who he is and doesn't give a shit who likes it or not. That's an attractive quality in anyone 😂 keep it up Mateo! You're great!
@pqm2012
@pqm2012 Жыл бұрын
Same!
@michaelcoutts9470
@michaelcoutts9470 Жыл бұрын
Agreed!
@rosannaburt3048
@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
What I like he respects and understand straight people n views n treats all equal that I like
@giovanirubalcava2226
@giovanirubalcava2226 Жыл бұрын
@@rosannaburt3048 I definitely agree! I would even add that I think it's great he just shares his experience but he doesn't put his entire identity into his sexuality you know? He behaves as if his sexuality is a part of him , not who he is. Which I think is what makes his jokes so relatable for everyone
@rosannaburt3048
@rosannaburt3048 Жыл бұрын
@@giovanirubalcava2226 yes n in saying g we agree as consenting adults feel brings more understand n similarities like there's racism oppression everywhere n co,edy music n this escape really helps all more than anything else
@annix493
@annix493 9 ай бұрын
14:37 as an Evan, I cannot tell you how fuckin relatable it is to see someone learn my name, say it twice, then decide “no, actually - your name is Ethan now”.
@jaesplace7021
@jaesplace7021 Жыл бұрын
Okay. I just ran across this video and I am IN LOVE!! Matteo is quick, bright and unapologetically hilarious. When he broke out with Christina A's "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas", I almost died!!! The talent that just rolls out of this man is insane!! Keep doing the thing, Man--you are a force!
@samus1421
@samus1421 Жыл бұрын
hilarious. pretty sure this will earn Matteo a Netflix special. haven't seen pure / unadulterated stand-up like this since Bill Hicks.
@sebastianvaldivieso9654
@sebastianvaldivieso9654 Жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks was great man
@carrietobey6091
@carrietobey6091 Жыл бұрын
Bill Hicks! One of my first, and eternal, faves. Matteo is definitely up there too
@BecSparky
@BecSparky Жыл бұрын
We can only hope.
@dash2240
@dash2240 Жыл бұрын
what an insane statement
@emd1405
@emd1405 Жыл бұрын
Lol Andrew Schultz, Tim Dillon, shane gillis, Mark normand, Tony hinchecliff
@lukibug
@lukibug Жыл бұрын
His level and comfort with improv and riffing is super impressive! Taking the stage with apparently no planned material, just going off of his genuine humor and creativity; wow! Also the whole vibe of the crowd is so loving and positive! First heard Matteo on NPR and I’m so happy he’s getting more exposure! I hope this is just another step in the growing awareness of, respect for, and appreciation of the AMAZING LGBTQ community!!
@_JustJoe
@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
👏🏽
@mavicityrelayson2924
@mavicityrelayson2924 Жыл бұрын
It feels like having brunch with a really funny friend. 😂❤
@shayanpazhandi1799
@shayanpazhandi1799 Жыл бұрын
I wiill never ever ever forget 22:06, his face expression and his tone! And the following best ever metaphor 22:13 . I will always remember these two moments as my favorite top stand-up moments.
@georgieee4906
@georgieee4906 Жыл бұрын
Everytime he said “you better work” idk why I lose it 😭
@psaxe
@psaxe Жыл бұрын
Netflix is crazy for not picking this up!! Hysterical!
@janicesilvermann2974
@janicesilvermann2974 Жыл бұрын
I had the same thought as I was watching this.
@KaritKtana
@KaritKtana Жыл бұрын
Damn, this guy is a quadruple threat!!! Such quick wit, spark and talent is rare enough in stand up, but he also paints, cooks and sings on a professional level?!? Wtf, Matteo, leave some talent for the rest of us!! Absolutely loved the show , so happy to see you succeed!!
@tjwash5118
@tjwash5118 Жыл бұрын
He also speaks at least 3 languages fluently, and knows a significant amount in two other languages and possibly more.
@fernbear3950
@fernbear3950 Жыл бұрын
being a bottom has never been harder
@merbeeduck9256
@merbeeduck9256 Жыл бұрын
EXACTLY!!!!! FULL ON JUST FUNNY ON HIS OWN-
@mochuelovelli
@mochuelovelli Жыл бұрын
@@fernbear3950 that's why i call myself verse so ppl expect less 😭
@SaralisaL
@SaralisaL 7 ай бұрын
Advertising is such a blanket term 😅 you could say your in advertising when it's just you spinning a Quiznos sign on the corner
@draigg0
@draigg0 9 ай бұрын
Omg I wasn't ready for nick to actually sound like squidward what the hell ahdhfjgt
@Lordy08
@Lordy08 Жыл бұрын
This special is just Matteo collecting and resolving the soap opera level drama of every audience member and I love it.
@kharper101
@kharper101 Жыл бұрын
We need an update on Carlos!!! Also, holy shit, so glad I found Matteo. This had me laughing non stop. Wishing you so much success!
@larsedik
@larsedik Жыл бұрын
I also kept waiting for the update on Carlos that never happened. I hope Matteo comes to Los Angeles so that I can see him live - I need some advice myself. ETA: I found out he will be here on Friday, Feb 17, but the tickets I found cost $330. I thought $150 for DragCon tickets was too expensive!
@BritInvLvr
@BritInvLvr Жыл бұрын
@@larsedik😮!
@juliewick
@juliewick Жыл бұрын
Same same and same! He’s freakin awesome.
@mourgoukos
@mourgoukos Жыл бұрын
when the guy mentioned the wife Mateo Lane paused. He now knows the show is coming from the audience, that laughter is priceless...
@BeckyMesser
@BeckyMesser Жыл бұрын
Also the pianist is so great, big props to him 😆 just jumping in with a number I’m sure he’s also played a million times!
@reklin
@reklin Жыл бұрын
I love how, with each question, you can see the progression from, "This is interesting, tell me more", to, "Oh God, what have I gotten myself in to?" It's pretty rare to see a comedian that can rely on their improv for such a long period of time. That is both a skill and a talent.
@LiftedMoonLight
@LiftedMoonLight Жыл бұрын
Matteo Lane is going to be big, I'm excited for this new era.
@boatymsboatface3929
@boatymsboatface3929 Жыл бұрын
Me too!
@SoBayK80
@SoBayK80 Жыл бұрын
His tickets very expensive now, theater shows, much prosperity to him 💐
@LiftedMoonLight
@LiftedMoonLight Жыл бұрын
@@SoBayK80 yeah I need to get these tickets before they get too expensive!!!
@alexandermannturner9702
@alexandermannturner9702 10 ай бұрын
Bob and Matteo need to do an all-crowdwork show together Aint nobody work a room like those two
@internetj3r
@internetj3r 9 ай бұрын
This set was and still is legendary. Never could have expected what I just watched. Incredible work!
@hustler212
@hustler212 Жыл бұрын
Matteo believe me when I say this, I desperately need this type of content... More of this please... And honestly I am shocked and appalled that you haven't had a Netflix special yet...
@funcats1999
@funcats1999 Жыл бұрын
ya me too. truly quenched my queer soul
@hustler212
@hustler212 Жыл бұрын
@@funcats1999 quite honestly we queer people are starving for content to the point that I watch the same old gay tiktok videos over and over again... I am not complaining but you know... I mean we deserve our share..
@thepandemicprofessor7017
@thepandemicprofessor7017 Жыл бұрын
Comics don't need Netflix anymore. People are releasing them independently now and others pay them directly. Netflix is dead.
@hustler212
@hustler212 Жыл бұрын
@@thepandemicprofessor7017 A recognised platform helps to popularize stuff... I mean even if netflix is a shitty service... But it's renowned...
@daisy9479
@daisy9479 Жыл бұрын
@@hustler212 completely and utterly agreed hun 💖👍
@encalio
@encalio Жыл бұрын
As a German with a Spanish name, i relate to Carlos being called out for not speaking the language. Haha 😂🎉
@CristinaB228
@CristinaB228 Жыл бұрын
You mean "jaja" 😂
@julianazhou1403
@julianazhou1403 Жыл бұрын
jajajajaja
@karenward267
@karenward267 Жыл бұрын
As a straight woman, Matteo, your humour always brings a smoke to my face. Your advice is very on point. Please say, hello to Nick. I peed in my knickers when I watched you both eat at Olive Garden. Thank you.
@mollyrose295
@mollyrose295 3 ай бұрын
I watched this before and I am still dying laughing like it's the first time. By the time Nick tells his story I about wet my pants🤣🤣🤣
@ashishsingh4867
@ashishsingh4867 Жыл бұрын
Matteo saying You better work every 5 minutes is me everytime everywhere.
@raqueldeshow9678
@raqueldeshow9678 Жыл бұрын
Same😇
@integra8472
@integra8472 Жыл бұрын
I really needed some quality queer content this week. It’s been a really awful week for the whole community, and having such an incredible special really warmed my heart
@Shrooblord
@Shrooblord Жыл бұрын
@nextchancenow7153
@nextchancenow7153 Жыл бұрын
@stars19735
@stars19735 Жыл бұрын
luv ur pfp 🫰🫶
@_JustJoe
@_JustJoe Жыл бұрын
🤍🥹
@handsomemahlambi
@handsomemahlambi 8 ай бұрын
Carlos’ story had so many twists😭😭😭😭😭😭
@AMJava
@AMJava Жыл бұрын
This has become my favorite “go to” for a guaranteed mood lift. It somehow never gets old. Love you, love your channel!!❤
@The6zero4
@The6zero4 Жыл бұрын
I laughed out loud “all by myself” numerous times. When i was in my 20’s I wanted to be Matteo Lane but didn’t have the guts. Granted it was the 60’s in the heartland and I would have become a statistic. Kudos to Matteo and let’s give it up for where we have got to as a society
@Name-sv5qh
@Name-sv5qh Жыл бұрын
This is so cute i hope youre doing good now ❤
@brightasyellow
@brightasyellow Жыл бұрын
I bet you are the one that everyone gravitates to now! Glad you stayed safe and are hopefully living your best life!
@idunnowhatimdoin
@idunnowhatimdoin Жыл бұрын
It's never too late! I don't want to think about what *_I_* will wish I had done differently some decades from now, but I hope there is someone to remind me the best time to live my best life is now, today.💖🌈 Also, you're cute.
@The6zero4
@The6zero4 Жыл бұрын
@@idunnowhatimdoinNo regrets. I have had a great life and not done yet
@testecalle3378
@testecalle3378 Жыл бұрын
I'm straight and I feel like I've learned so much about the gay community through this special
@anonymous_wednesday
@anonymous_wednesday Жыл бұрын
you’ve essentially just gotten a window into what gossiping at gay brunch is like dnshfbs
@testecalle3378
@testecalle3378 Жыл бұрын
@@anonymous_wednesday I love it 😭♥️ sometimes I wish I was gay just so I'd know how to dress myself and have more fun at social events
@user-tu1yb8rx6z
@user-tu1yb8rx6z Жыл бұрын
@@testecalle3378 this is so funny omg just love yourself and study art
@testecalle3378
@testecalle3378 Жыл бұрын
@@user-tu1yb8rx6z this has to be the kindest thing I've ever read on the internet :)
@anonymous_wednesday
@anonymous_wednesday Жыл бұрын
@@testecalle3378 you can absolutely do all of that while still being straight!! be spicy straight!! us queer folks fully support ya’ll appreciating our culture, all we ask is you understand its significance and stand with us when we fall on hard times!!
@xdrkushx5421
@xdrkushx5421 4 ай бұрын
“What’s my response?” “Your response is haha-jajajajaja” Actually fully deceased 😂😂😂
@StickeyyNotes
@StickeyyNotes 4 ай бұрын
Give Matteo an advice show right now omg
@K._Oss
@K._Oss Жыл бұрын
Matteo you’re a breath of fresh air in a scene of normie comics. You make both straight people and gay people equally laugh themselves to tears without even trying. Please for the love of god don’t ever stop, dude ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥
@WynnWynn-gl3fk
@WynnWynn-gl3fk Ай бұрын
Don’t forget bi people
@KerriGilpin
@KerriGilpin Жыл бұрын
That Ave Maria moment couldn’t have been scripted and made me laugh sooooo hard, I’m wheezing! Love Matteo! 👏👏👏
@rxbeckett
@rxbeckett Жыл бұрын
SAME.
@jeanvignes
@jeanvignes Жыл бұрын
I am not kidding: the Ave Maria moment made me laugh so hard I almost threw up. OH. MY. GOD. Sometimes the universe sends us perfect comedic timing.
@Flow-cf6uu
@Flow-cf6uu Жыл бұрын
Same. I really, really needed that laugh today too.
@mirensummers7633
@mirensummers7633 Жыл бұрын
this whole set was a perfect gift
@greatvaluecorndog
@greatvaluecorndog Жыл бұрын
it was hilarious. but... he had the mic stand loosened and was holding it up with his chin. as soon as he wants it to fall he just moves his face.
@thethdj3
@thethdj3 10 ай бұрын
So I watched your hair plug special earlier today and just was busting up laughing. And then I watch this one and Nick walked onstage and started speaking and I laughed so hard cuz now all I can think of is Squidward and I can picture him saying that exact Lindsay Lohan remark perfectly so thank you for bringing him on stage lol
@jadecarpet
@jadecarpet Жыл бұрын
I was in knots, with tears running down my cheeks. He is brilliant! I hope he makes it to the UK at some point. They'd love him here ❤
@mainantagonist
@mainantagonist Жыл бұрын
If you didn't already know, he's going to London at the end of October 2023.
@angelahoffman6611
@angelahoffman6611 Жыл бұрын
As an asexual....I know where Mark is coming from. It's hard for us to get why people seem so obsessed with sex. But if he's really asexual and she still needs and expects sex, and he's refusing...they need to divorce, both are miserable.
@StevenDoh
@StevenDoh Жыл бұрын
Yes but this asexual actually said people only have sex on TV it's like not a real thing people do That's a weird reason to be asexual.
@angelahoffman6611
@angelahoffman6611 Жыл бұрын
@@StevenDoh yeah...its like he's delusional..or trying to gaslight
@Virci_
@Virci_ Жыл бұрын
I FOUND THE ASEXUAL PEEPS! omg i thought i was the only one edit: it was 4:30 in the morning i was so dead tired lol i didn’t read, i was just happy to see another asexual person. but yes if he really is ace i hope they do just make it be known and just get a divorce regardless if both are just so unhappy
@pandythedandy
@pandythedandy Жыл бұрын
Yeah, someone being ace shouldn't automatically be a relationship dealbreaker, but if they're not working for each other's needs, they're not working out.
@beepboopbeep4801
@beepboopbeep4801 Жыл бұрын
It's def something that needs to be discussed right out the gateb
@weirdokate8840
@weirdokate8840 Жыл бұрын
the audience reaction to "he got an agent.. he's an actor" is absolutely perfect. just Ugh's and Awheuh's all around
@eve_on_the_beach
@eve_on_the_beach 5 ай бұрын
Nick:" In Naples u should go to Olive Garden!"😂😂😂😂😂
@dominiqueearly2262
@dominiqueearly2262 9 ай бұрын
"In Naples you should go to Olive Garden" 💀💀😢
@heslom81
@heslom81 Жыл бұрын
The whole time I’m just wondering if Carlos made it back or not. Most comedy specials I wait for the few hidden gems that make me laugh, Matteo nails it with everything he says 🙌
@soggyfritter
@soggyfritter Жыл бұрын
Oh my God I know.
@brodyjames8092
@brodyjames8092 Жыл бұрын
This guy might be the funniest comedian, who can crowd work, his whole set he doesn’t even have to write jokes. He just walks in and works the crowd. Amazing. I hope I get a chance to see this guy live sometime I’m all the way out here in California hopefully show will come along because this guy just nails it.
@TheDisorderly
@TheDisorderly Жыл бұрын
Does he nail you too?
@Darthlauralou
@Darthlauralou Жыл бұрын
Same- if he comes to California I’ll for sure be there
@BlessedForever888
@BlessedForever888 5 ай бұрын
I feel like he really enjoys himself on the stage and that makes it all better
@korosheht5446
@korosheht5446 Жыл бұрын
Him having a "gay voice" and then doubling it when hes imitating another gay person is the funniest thing ive ever seen
@Original_Tenshi_Chan
@Original_Tenshi_Chan Жыл бұрын
I half expected the lady who was serving her husband divorce papers for his infidelity to reply "Yeah, I found out my husband was fucking some guy named Carlos who lives in our building". lol
@luciannebeans6679
@luciannebeans6679 Жыл бұрын
HOW is the audience member behind him on the left not dying of laughter?! Been watching this all day, tears in my eyes. Guy is a comedic genius.
@lykarabbit3
@lykarabbit3 Жыл бұрын
I'm scouring comments looking for that question 😅She's appalled😂Someone didn't tell her who the comic was..
@rosibee4349
@rosibee4349 11 ай бұрын
plot twist: she doesn't speak english either.
@cherylannebarillartist7453
@cherylannebarillartist7453 7 ай бұрын
Right?!!!!!?
@jakevendrotti1496
@jakevendrotti1496 4 ай бұрын
Maybe she's the jilted wife from the first guy's story
@dhwanishah2524
@dhwanishah2524 3 ай бұрын
Omg!! I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THIS 😂! Like guuuurl!
@daddyo67
@daddyo67 6 ай бұрын
25:40 He is going to learn how to be a better boyfriend! Honey, he is going back to his wife and kids…. This whole set is a masterclass in crowd work. Genius!😂❤
@jeanluccouture9088
@jeanluccouture9088 4 ай бұрын
4:52 The way the camera SHIFTED with Matteo as he turned to face the audience 😂😂😂😂
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