Pizza - Matteo Lane & Nick Smith - I Never Liked You Ep 27

Рет қаралды 80,177

Ай бұрын

This week's topic is Pizza!
CHICAGO LIVE SHOW AUGUST 17TH:
www.ticketweb.com/event/i-never-liked-you-podcast-thalia-hall-tickets/13703183?pl=thalia3
New Podcast Patreon!
www.patreon.com/INeverLikedYouPodcast
Follow Nick:
⁠@NickSmith09
⁠linktr.ee/nicksmith09
Follow Matteo:
⁠linktr.ee/MatteoLane⁠
Produced by Chris Caso:
chris.mp4
#podcast #gay #nyc #comedy #comedyvideo

Пікірлер: 824

@matteolanecomedy Ай бұрын

CHICAGO LIVE SHOW AUGUST 17TH: www.ticketweb.com/event/i-never-liked-you-podcast-thalia-hall-tickets/13703183?pl=thalia3

@TomLichti Ай бұрын

Nick: "I've never gaslighted anyone in my life", as he is literally gaslighting Matteo.

@user-uz9ys7ry1w Ай бұрын

“First of all, you’re dressed like a ghostbuster” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@DesigNatedAudio Ай бұрын

The best comment of the whole session.

@BigBosOfDaSouf Ай бұрын

I laughed so hard.

@user-uz9ys7ry1w Ай бұрын

@@BigBosOfDaSouf same!!

@RebeccaO619 Ай бұрын

Amazing. Completely stopped the conversation to insult Nick. I love it.

@sophieazyrkina4309 Ай бұрын

"I'm gonna haunt you" 😅

@0justBETHANY Ай бұрын

Matteo: What's Mexican Pizza? The way my ass just said "kinda you, Matteo."

@ELeeHamm Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@requiemforameme1 Ай бұрын

(Mexican Mario intensifies)

@Persephone115 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂

@pedromaymi Ай бұрын

The struggle Matteo had saying Mozzarella from an Italian accent to an American lol. I know it pained him immensely.

@Queenfox2424 24 күн бұрын

I’m literally scrolling for this comment lol. He had to take it three notches! Lol

@adriana410 Ай бұрын

"Is ham salty?" I really need Nick to be studied.

@caseystrapp281 Ай бұрын

💀

@mess4success Ай бұрын

I love it when Matteo gets triggered and let's loose a "IT'S ENOUGH!" 😂

@Nopadope Ай бұрын

The drive home with pick up pizza with the smell permeating the car and the anticipation of eating it is one of the best things in life

@MzJenAtailia Ай бұрын

Fun fact Hawaiian pizza was invented by a Greek man that lived in Canada

@j.coward3738 Ай бұрын

I had to check the comments to make sure someone had mentioned this. Thank you for saving me from myself

@Oxfordium Ай бұрын

Sam Panopoulos of the Satellite Restaurant in Chatham-Kent Ontario!

@daniel5865 Ай бұрын

Here im thinking it was a Hawaiian😂😂😂

@thekatg.9509 Ай бұрын

From Chicago here, Tavern style was designed for workers who are drinking and wanted a pizza that was easy to handle while drinking your beer. The square cuts are easier to eat

@wowitschrismiser Ай бұрын

I love Nick so much. I love how he’s just constantly antagonizing Matteo every video.

@Genious. Ай бұрын

I never knew of him but as soon as I heard Matteo telling the story where Nick was brining him home after a procedure and said 'Come on Lindsay Lohan, let's go' - I knew he was someone I would appreciate.

@countrycoffeehouse4319 Ай бұрын

Nick asking a basic, on-topic question, "What toppings on your pizza?" Matteo: "Where am I?" 😂😂😂😂

@LP-tz9ki Ай бұрын

Ахахахах 😅

@tactilekat Ай бұрын

This truly is one of the greatest philosophical discussions of all time.

@PokhrajRoy. Ай бұрын

The way Matteo pointed to the timer. Such a power move 😂

@pupozkar Ай бұрын

Not this episode coming out 2 months after the Total Solar Eclipse of 2024 😂😂

@cailllou25 Ай бұрын

Exactly!! 😄

@eyechartny Ай бұрын

Domino's was founded by ultra-Catholic Tom Monaghan, and even though he sold it long ago to create Ave Maria, FL I still won't eat it, whereas Little Caesar's was founded by Mike Ilitch, who paid Rosa Parks' rent when she lived in Detroit and I would happily eat their pizza and breadsticks. I'm glad I live in a city like Buffalo with so many great pizzerias and some even get national recognition among the best in the US that I don't need chain pizza.

@schnitzelthoughts2515 Ай бұрын

Buffalo, NY? I went to school there and found not even one really good pizza. I tried so hard, too, because people hyped it up.

@rydbthatsme Ай бұрын

Little Caesar’s has always been my favorite

@cuucnsbfl9913 Ай бұрын

Joe W. Says: I went to College in Chicago. The city of Chicago was laid out as a Grid superimposed onto the land to form streets (YES, there are some diagonal streets, too, which creates the weird intersections that terrorize drivers who've never experienced that before. You learn to navigate, though) - Of Course the pizzas have square-cut slices - this is a grid superimposed onto the "Landscape" of the Pizza itself, like an homage to the City in which you are eating it. [Shout-Out to The School of the Art Institute of Chicago - my Alma Mater! I just caught some people watching "Ferris Buehler's Day Off" the other day - and I remembered being called "Ferris Buehler" by classmates in Community College here in Florida - never Guessing that I would end up moving to that city and experiencing some - not All - of the things Matthew Broderick's titular character does in that Movie!]

@craffte Ай бұрын

Hell yeah and "Papa" John can suck a bag of....pepperoncini.

@donnahughes8575 19 күн бұрын

🎨SAIC❣️Sweet Home Chicago has the best pizza, deep or tavern style… because of the Lake Michigan water used to make the dough… best skyline…. best music…. 💓Vito & Nick’s phenom….. yes it’s Tavern Style…ugh- Chain Pizzas, Pizza Hut, Little Caesar, Domino’s…etc… just eat the box instead.

@montananerd8244 Ай бұрын

In every other universe, Nick is an actor on PBS period murder mysteries and plays a real cad with a heart of gold.

@apollinaria1919 Ай бұрын

Here in Belarus and Russia pear and Gorgonzola cheese pizza can be found in high class Italian restaurants. And it’s good. Why is it ok to combine cheese, baguette/bread, honey, meat and fruit on a charcuterie board, but controversial to have the same on pizza? That’s why pineapple on pizza is fine

@FAB13 Ай бұрын

Excellent point! ❤

@siracccha Ай бұрын

In Russia you could actually find gorgonzola and pear pizza even in Dominos! But they're not doing this pizza anymore (And Dominos left Russia but that's a different story)

@RichardGrantMuir78 Ай бұрын

No normal human eats charcuterie by combining all of those in one bite, lol.

@apollinaria1919 Ай бұрын

@@RichardGrantMuir78 the are literally many variations of combining bread, cheese and something sweet in one bite. Brie and fig jam crostini, baguette with honey and cheese on top. These are common appetisers in French restaurants. So yeah, it’s common for people to eat bread, cheese and fruit all in one bite. It’s same if I would say that no normal human being would eat meat and jam together. That’s wild to me, but it’s a thing in the USA. Turkey and cranberry sauce. It sounds disgusting to me but I can see why people would eat that. If something doesn’t appeal to your pallet it doesn’t mean that this combination of food is hated by everyone.

@RichardGrantMuir78 Ай бұрын

@@apollinaria1919 Yes, you CAN eat multiple kinds of meat, cheese, honey, bread, olives, nuts & more in one bite, but it's incredibly rare if someone does; all of those flavors would be competing with each other. You are listing normal combinations; those are not what I was talking about.

@cannibalquinn Ай бұрын

every time i’m anxiously waiting to see if nick will forget the timer

@zmelzavala Ай бұрын

“What’s Mexican Pizza? Don’t be racist” 😂😂😂

@P.dripps92 Ай бұрын

It's almost as if that chair is consuming Nick

@cndesaus Ай бұрын

The way Nick set up that joke at 6:13 was great! and Matteo knew it was funny but didn't give him his flowers 🤦‍♂ so funny! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Kal-el_of_Krypton Ай бұрын

Nick saying "allegedly" makes me 😂😂 laughing

@94agoodyear Ай бұрын

Matteo: Sheetcake on pizza? Nick: I’d try it. 😂

@Bigdog5400 Ай бұрын

Glad to hear Nick finally got that Kitchen Aid Mixer

@CountGremlin Ай бұрын

I would watch a TV show of Matteo and Nick hunting ghosts 😂

@thomasmoeller3446 Ай бұрын

But only if they both get slimed. Ala Ghostbusters.

@markschildberg1667 Ай бұрын

But I’d keep waiting for Nick to say “What’s Patrick doing here?”

@d.s.4627 Ай бұрын

Tombstone pizza- I haven’t thought about their ad in years! It was a shock to see square pieces of pizza the first time I got pizza in the Midwest. Look forward to the next podcast!

@ginaspencer8008 Ай бұрын

From chicago here...I'm with Matteo on every pizza point! Different pizzas are for different occasions. I can appreciate them all.

@Agaiola2002 Ай бұрын

I will fight for pineapple on pizza rights

@xxkerosenexkidxx Ай бұрын

🙌🙌🙌

@jeiwaru Ай бұрын

🍍🍍🍍🍍

@HunnieB_vtuber Ай бұрын

🙌

@thomasmoeller3446 Ай бұрын

YES! Everyone deserves the right to choke. 💙

@AGal4896 Ай бұрын

Being an Italian American I resisted Pineapple on pizza for years but…gotta say, I’m a convert. I’ll hand in my Italian card at the door, hangs head in shame 😔

@jeiwaru Ай бұрын

"Do you wanna go to Ribalta after this?!?!" Aww Matteo was so excited

@gotthatheat9520 Ай бұрын

Seeing Matteo light up when Nick said Lou Malnati’s was good pizza 🥹

@troykm Ай бұрын

Nick: "the ONE time I forget" Lol goldfish memory 😂

@Pricey_AU Ай бұрын

Pineapple on pizza is great. I will fight the entire comment section on this! The winner gets pineapple pizza...

@saryarohit2925 Ай бұрын

I will back you, baby!

@Individualthatisabsorbant Ай бұрын

Willing to wage war on Matteo and his gay armada?

@SH-sq6pz Ай бұрын

What gay armada, he’s not beyonce 😂

@Individualthatisabsorbant Ай бұрын

@@SH-sq6pz LOL! I am just saying he's a celebrity, he's got supporters, technically he will be @Pricey_AU's archenemy seeing as he hates Pineapple on Pizza.

@SH-sq6pz Ай бұрын

I know, I was just kidding around. . Thing is, it’s not controversial or even a topic of importance so that extra dramatic “they think they’re being controversial/hot shit” comment left me very 🤨 People are just out here trying to enjoy things in life so it was wild how twisted the panties got.

@zuitsuit80 Ай бұрын

Don’t forget the old school lunch French bread pizza… That stuff was so good.

@postmodernrecycler Ай бұрын

I still remember the school cafeteria calendar: Mon, regular pizza in a rectangle; Wed, Mexican pizza in a hexagon; Fri, go wild b/c we're having French bread pizza!!

@ZoeyZoco Ай бұрын

*PINEAPPLE PIZZA GANG*

@FAB13 Ай бұрын

HOLLA

@xenophero Ай бұрын

@@FAB13 lesgo!

@KaiLuna1111 Ай бұрын

They have no idea- how good it really is!

@TheBasicDanTV Ай бұрын

@jeiwaru Ай бұрын

🍍🍍🍍🍍

@SisMiller Ай бұрын

Podcasting during Apocalypsis! That's the level of commitment. 😻😻😻

@winryember5957 Ай бұрын

As a solar physicist I'm shocked and appalled that the eclipse was merely an interruption of a cultured pizza discussion 😭🤣😂

@jenifersarver761 Ай бұрын

matteo in the middle of discoursing on pizza "you are dressed like a ghostbuster. are you hunting ghosts later?"

@kristenfissell Ай бұрын

I submitted this topic as a patron, I hope that’s why they picked it. this is the best day ever!!!

@WhatsByondAntarticaGoogleEarth Ай бұрын

Oh how I wish they'd do a pod that's at the least an hour long.

@TheDopekitty Ай бұрын

Yeah. 15 minutes is a tease

@kchattx Ай бұрын

Even 30 minutes would be better than 15. I feel like it takes them 10 minutes to get into a good rhythm then the timer goes off 😢

@shinytomoon Ай бұрын

yeah what about even just 1 time a month do a long one! would be fun.

@ReallyBama Ай бұрын

"The shape doesn't matter. they could've cut it into stars it doesn't matter, it still tastes the same" 😅

@paayal649 Ай бұрын

Nick’s outfit is everything!! 🙌 another great episode! Thank you! Also, now I’m hungry 😁

@sammytabby8832 Ай бұрын

It matches the color of the chair

@tobex6626 Ай бұрын

Growing up poor, Little Caesar’s was our only affordable pizza option that would feed the family when my parents were a few days from their next paycheck. I don’t understand how it’s not good to people. It’s just pizza to me. lol I had good pizza, but Little Caesar’s would still be as tasty. Maybe I just haven’t had a bad experience with it yet 🤷🏽‍♂️

@BkNy02 Ай бұрын

Little Caesars get a lot of hate for no reason. Well actually it's very greasy but it's a heavily seasoned pizza. A lot of pizza's are so under seasoned it tastes like cardboard. Papa John's sauce is too sweet and finding a good NY style pizza in Central Florida is hard. So little Caesars it is.

@tobex6626 Ай бұрын

@@BkNy02 I had papa John’s once and hated. And the for the price, was not worth it. My taste buds couldn’t figure out what I was eating lol

@andreaus. Ай бұрын

6:19 - I LITERALLY collapsed. 😫🤦🏾‍♂️🙌🏾😆👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾😂

@danihusom8668 Ай бұрын

"Tavern style pizza" THANK YOU now I know what to google when trying to find the square cut pizza from my childhood in Minnesota that I have only found at one place so far in Portland, OR.

@stepps511 Ай бұрын

This may be your most serious podcast yet! I love it. Maybe more food reviews? Just a thought.

@user-yo3vt7ft1p Ай бұрын

Yes!

@theachaplin3276 Ай бұрын

Was that Dracula speaking for Tampa? “What pizza?” 🧛‍♂️

@shutitdown1026 Ай бұрын

Thank you Nick!!!!!!!!! UNO Pizza is sooooooo good. We dont have them near me (Charlotte, NC ), so when i see one, i stop. I eat there.

@cillia77 Ай бұрын

Strawberry, Boccaccio and basil on a pizza with a balsamic dip hummmmm soooooo good!!!!!!!!

@laurens7145 Ай бұрын

Nick throwing out Nardone Bros as a pizza option warms my little NEPA heart.

@Challam3ow Ай бұрын

I’m not joking saying this- Has Nick ever modeled before? He legit has awesome bone structure. I love this duo- Matteo and Nick make my day!

@ren2704 Ай бұрын

It makes me remember my grand ma (from the Balkans) cooking "breakfast pizza" with flat dough (called Pide )topped with helva (sesame paste) that would melt in the oven!

@Jetrowdy Ай бұрын

The unison on *”it’s digornio”* has me on the floorrr😭😭😭

@pineo81 Ай бұрын

Canadian here. Hawaiian Pizza is a Canadian classic! You're not allowed back in Canada until you eat a Hawaiian pizza!

@KimTheGoodGirl Ай бұрын

My best friend growing up was from Hawaii. Ham, pineapple, and white rice was a weekly dinner at her house.

@dragonflii Ай бұрын

We may not have pizza in Tampa, but we did invent the Cuban Sandwich. 😅

@HunnieB_vtuber Ай бұрын

Cubans are pretty damn good

@Individualthatisabsorbant Ай бұрын

I looooove Hawaiian pizza! Fuck the haters! They can go fix themselves! Also Sbarro's is great! Love their Sicilian Pie. Update: So......I finished the episode, now I heard Matteo's stance on Hawaiian Pizza. I feel awful.

@RichardGrantMuir78 Ай бұрын

I don't mind Hawaiian pizza, but I'd rather have almost any other kind of pizza if I had a choice.

@ms.laterholmes2890 Ай бұрын

Love the accent on the pizza mafia Matteo😂

@PokhrajRoy. Ай бұрын

Square bits of pizza are honestly great ❤

@rileycannon Ай бұрын

The fact that Matteo didn't know how to respond when he was asked why it's in squares drove me nuts. It's tavern Pizza it's bar food, it's finger food. Two three bites to finish a square then go back to drinking.

@yvettebennett6170 Ай бұрын

I can't stop singing the "Ghostbusters" song.

@jlshel42 Ай бұрын

You should try the Ghostbusters/DMX mashup

@FAB13 Ай бұрын

@@jlshel42 Okay! I will 😄

@TheBexi Ай бұрын

Ok first, we gotta address the hot dogs and french fries on pizza in Italy; second, horse.

@griffithd05 Ай бұрын

Chicago and NYC: [fighting about pizza] NJ, with the REAL best pizza, just minding our own, enjoying fantastic slices.

@jonacock Ай бұрын

I’ve started getting opera videos in my KZfaq feed and I blame the both of you

@daydaytheplantgay Ай бұрын

Ham is often cooked with pineapple & brown sugar on top it as a marinade 😅😅😅😅 I think that might be where the idea came from

@P00py8UTT Ай бұрын

“Did you tell your Pizza Hut story here?” Chris- “yea ye yea z YES YES yes yes!!! For god sakes yes” 😭😭😭

@Ezrablynx Ай бұрын

Can comfirm as a Floridian: Cici's is chucky cheese tier pizza for grown adults who want food poisoning

@danielcaceres9971 Ай бұрын

“Florida… with the old people” 😂😂😂

@rhipeedeeber Ай бұрын

I'm such a fan of you both and have been binging these episodes!

@sheldef4328 Ай бұрын

Fun fact: Hawaiian pizza was actually invented in Canada.

@tobex6626 Ай бұрын

Source?

@IDiggPattyMayonnaise Ай бұрын

@@tobex6626You're literally on the internet already, you can verify yourself instead on relying on other to prove it to you But it most definitely was invented in Ontario Canada by a Greek guy

@MzJenAtailia Ай бұрын

By a Greek man!

@jlshel42 Ай бұрын

Wasn’t the california roll first made in Canada too?

@FAB13 Ай бұрын

@@tobex6626 My husband is Hawaiian, he can verify this for you 😝

@Arcannabis Ай бұрын

I always think Nick is wearing pajamas when the videos start then I absorb more detail. I’m here for his personal style ❤

@ryansreaction Ай бұрын

I’m loving Nick Smith, never seen him before

@NickSmith09 Ай бұрын

❤

@ryansreaction Ай бұрын

@@NickSmith09 - subbed

@fordkoleski7913 Ай бұрын

The square cut round pizzas in chicago is called tavern pizza and it started in taverns because it was easier to eat small pieces while drinking at the tavern, which used to be on damn near every corner pre 1970's.

@marcberm Ай бұрын

Tavern pizza is cut into squares because they're easier to manage with one hand and no plate, and still not have it flopping all over the place.

@lillygarfield4531 Ай бұрын

And here I thought I liked Hawaiian pizza because of the flavor. Thanks for showing me who I really am, Matteo.

@mYcRiSpDiScK Ай бұрын

I moved to rural bumfuck Michigan after living in Chicago my whole life and I'm nostalging out over Matteo's description's about Chicago pizza.

@tippyhadroncollider Ай бұрын

In Indiana, we call tavern-style pizza Pizza King! But yeah, Ghostbusters!

@stephmitch8023 Ай бұрын

Thank you for representing Tavern Style. My favorite!!!!!!

@lollyr1566 Ай бұрын

Amazing as always guys! You ROCĶ!!!!

@staciecress Ай бұрын

You both are amazing and so is PINEAPPLE on Pizza! tehe!

@astrogallus Ай бұрын

It's called 'Hawaiian pizza' because the Hawaiians famously would roast a pig (ham...) covered in pineapple slices. So the pizza is supposed to be a mimic of that.

@venticoldbrewser5593 Ай бұрын

"Welcome to Cici's!!!"

@DelennIrving Ай бұрын

The fact that Matteo said "qué?" in response to Nick, and then Nick just says "'kay," back to him so nonchalantly, suggesting he didn't hear the difference between "qué" and "'kay". Sometimes I wonder if Nick is deliberately obtuse, or if this level of subtlety does indeed go over his head. Haha.

@NataliaMeijome Ай бұрын

Uno's pizzeria! Love it, Nick. Pizza skins!

@hydeparkkc Ай бұрын

Love you Matteo. You represented Chicago's pizza scene perfectly.

@shadowraygun4000 Ай бұрын

I love how a mandatory subtopic of this podcast is always about Nick’s wardrobe

@crystalmonaghan412pgh Ай бұрын

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ This has to be my favorite podcast yet! You are making me laugh so hard! And I'm with you, I hate pineapple and the thought of it on pizza grosses me out. Thank you for such a fun podcast!!! ❤

@jenz5607 Ай бұрын

New Haven Pepe's or Sally's white clam pizzas are to die for!!!

@Don-OLDandJDareWEIRD Ай бұрын

White clam pies are not a thing, Sal Volcano

@FunusCanis Ай бұрын

Nick is channeling the ghost of Christmas past with his outfit 😂 also if you ever get New Haven pizza, go to Frank Pepe’s pizza and get a classic margherita, I think you’ll love it (I was born and raised in CT and it’s one of the best pizzas)! Also fully agree pineapple does NOT go on pizza, it’s just too acidic

@RichardGrantMuir78 Ай бұрын

Nic just being himself is a fucking riot, lol. And I swear half the reason I watch these is to see how Matteo makes fun of Nic's outfit that day.

@brianborchardt7198 Ай бұрын

Always love Chris's laugh!

@connorkennedy165 Ай бұрын

Lmfao there is so many meme-able quotes in these videos I love it 😂😂😂❤❤❤

@spoiledmommyalvarez3146 Ай бұрын

Mateos ikk face after Nick said Chain 🥴 lol

@justforfun-bm9tm Ай бұрын

oh my god so glad there’s a new one I binged watch all of the I never liked you podcast!! Can you please make one on childhood tv shows?

@stupid8911 13 күн бұрын

There's CiCi's Pizza and a Chi-Chi's Pizza, two separate places.

@elizabethhansen6984 Ай бұрын

Try Harris Pizza in Rock Island Illinois. They can overnight a pie that you can bake at home. Its circular cut in "strips" many people prefer the "end" slices.....

@CultureJunkie24 Ай бұрын

Pennsylvania pizza • I think about Cooper cheese tavern pizza. I was watching half asleep at 2am & hear Matteo start commenting on the Eclipse. I immediately went back to being fully awake and had to replay that section to make sure I heard him right before the first time. Time traveling in this…

@user-xy6gm6ug5c Ай бұрын

Chi Chi's was an americanized Mexican restaurant from the 80/90's. CiCi's is a "pizza" joint.

@kerch-e Ай бұрын

Glad you said it. 100% accurate

@conductenor Ай бұрын

You’re correct, but Matteo’s point was that “CiCi” in Italian is pronounced “Chi Chi.” A C followed by a vowel in Italian is pronounced “Ch”

@sereniarabbit527 Ай бұрын

I love how we got context on how far away the recordings and releases are

@jdboy2000 Ай бұрын

I eat pineapple on pizza, usually with pepperoni. Bread, meat, cheese, and fruit go well together. It's basically a charcuterie board in the form of a pizza. I would say people who judge other people's pizza tastes are the ones who think they're hot stuff when they really aren't.