Artie's New Jacket & Bocchetti's Jokes Bomb

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mattzane227

10 жыл бұрын

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@metokmusic5458 4 жыл бұрын

“If I was on the titanic I would grab the lobsters” - Mike Bocchetti

@Stonehopper1067HMG 5 ай бұрын

I just want a AI edit of Mike being all the members of the band playing while the Titanic goes down.

@flyairvans 5 ай бұрын

God AI Gilbert, Artie, and Tracy discussing the funding of, “Shit on a Plane 2”

@adamblister6005 3 жыл бұрын

"nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away" - Mike Bocchetti

@warshipsatin8764 2 жыл бұрын

unironically one of the funniest lines ive ever heard

@stevensutherland5443 3 жыл бұрын

I miss this show so god damn much. It was the best and I would love to see some sort of reincarnation of it on another platform. Artie and Bocchetti together is absolutely golden. And johns laugh was contagious.

@DesCoProductions 3 жыл бұрын

Mike cohosted on Artie’s Halfway House

@shawz10 10 жыл бұрын

Mike Bochetti .....a national treasure.

@anttikarhu22 Жыл бұрын

Oh god

@destinyfet 5 жыл бұрын

Artie should return to direct tv and do the show! Best moments ever.

@nickypeeps 10 жыл бұрын

"It smells like a GED," really fucked me up

@ProletarianTakeover 4 жыл бұрын

Nobody can paint Picasso..... right away

@rd30000 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao on the podcast later on, Artie said he gave that jacket to "his housemaids enormous son"

@jbvap 2 жыл бұрын

Bocchettis laugh is sadistic. Lol

@lockebrady8005 5 жыл бұрын

“What did I do wrong, Artie?” “Uh, you left Staten Island.”

@ManiacMcgeee 6 жыл бұрын

Shocking Stelves.

@noahschmartz2354 4 жыл бұрын

umpteenth time watching this and it hasnt gotten old yet.

@gregz1235 4 жыл бұрын

I watch these old clips religiously. Never gets old.

@jlotballer4449 10 жыл бұрын

mike got the look of Horror in his face at 6:54 looking over at dan.. Hilarious stuff right there #MYBRUDDA

@MagaKoz 3 жыл бұрын

Bocchetti is king lol. Another classic moment

@Foxbat1155 4 жыл бұрын

This is the only modern show with a johnny carson atmosphere. Shoild have never been cancelled

@d.g1663 Жыл бұрын

3:50 The best of Mike in 1 second.

@PlutoTheGod 3 жыл бұрын

Artie Lang is an American hero... That should live foreva...

@richardsiciliano7117 Жыл бұрын

Sunglasses = Artie has checked out.

@unclefrank4274 Жыл бұрын

Dan's on the warpath like a Naz Pez

@geddahedda3224 10 жыл бұрын

OMFG! this show is classic, how is Artie not on a bigger platform with big time promotion behind it? The chemistry between this group is comic gold.

@dougfresh4454 6 жыл бұрын

Gedda Hedda Artie is the most under appreciated comic

@billybrothers2492 5 жыл бұрын

Because he is a heroin addict

@hyangwookan7845 4 жыл бұрын

ON THIS PATH, HE COULD HAVE CRUSHED STERN. BEEN LARGEER THAN LAME HOWARD STERN

@warshipsatin8764 2 жыл бұрын

@@hyangwookan7845 definitely funnier but never bigger

@skycorrigan6511 Жыл бұрын

Mainly heroin

@stangable5564 4 жыл бұрын

I worked at Pathmark with Mike Bocchetti in the early 90’s.

@dmauro100 3 жыл бұрын

I have SO many questions for you..

@jaybabe7767 Жыл бұрын

God I miss artie. I am happy he is okay and doing well but damn he is one of the funniest dudes on the planet and he keeps his talent hidden. He should do a new podcast formated like this

@mitchellhedden1978 Жыл бұрын

Is he doing well?

@JoeSmith-hv7oe Жыл бұрын

@@mitchellhedden1978no one nose but Artie

@skycorrigan6511 11 ай бұрын

@@mitchellhedden1978I heard that he moved in with his mother in FL in order to stay clean.

@alexdee6776 10 ай бұрын

Artie fans are delusional , he’s a proven hack

@MrGenier 10 жыл бұрын

Artie: Do you plan on getting everyone a gift? Mike: Yeah why not, its been a good yeahr Artie: Dont do that.. Mike: "why!?" How Bocchetti said "Why!?"...hilarious 03:45

@muttville1 10 жыл бұрын

I nominate the 11:50-12:50 minute piece for an Emmy!!

@JSalonsky 9 жыл бұрын

Artie fucking cracks me up holy shit

@Scott-ui8kr 3 жыл бұрын

If direcTV puts a nick and Artie/Artie Lange show complete dvd set or digital copies id buy 2 just for the existence of the entire canon

@shellbacksclub 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm sure there's alot of silence in comedy nowadays!" Thanks for layin the groundwork, Mike!👍

@redisnotblue Жыл бұрын

I love how Artie would be one of the best stand up comedians in the world if he just sat on stage with Bochetti and quieted down the audience after every joke.

@alexdee6776 10 ай бұрын

Do you not realize that his entire audience was Howard’s? His standup is horrible

@redisnotblue 10 ай бұрын

@@alexdee6776Where did you see my say otherwise, banana head?

@Scandinavian88 7 жыл бұрын

Mike has to be THE nicest man on earth! There is NOTHING bad about this man.

@cflores1889 6 жыл бұрын

Scandinavian88 the niceness masks an unfathomable rage, don't be fooled.

@MrRywee123 6 жыл бұрын

Scandinavian88 just his chin

@claymationwaves 5 жыл бұрын

JUST HIS COMEDY!

@alanjudd7537 5 жыл бұрын

@@cflores1889 He is entitled to Feel Rage, the Others Just take the Piss out of him, it's Not Funny. just Embarrassing,

@chrisgodlaproductions3106 4 жыл бұрын

He is over-nice, over-shy..but hes got a bad temper problem. If he gets pissed he's unable to control his emotions. He is also a sore loser. Watch the Jim and Sam show with him. He would get plenty, good roles in movies if he was just nice and didn't have that mentality. For example, if he goes to an audition and doesn't get the part, he blames everyone and everything except for himself. And he expresses his anger in a really bad way with a lot of hatred. He feels he got screwed and wishes death on people and shit. He never grew out of that childish mentality. Hes still a cry baby, mamas boy, gets all worked up and figures he needs to make up for his many flaws with anger. As if he really can fight, he'll go on and on about how hes gonna beat the shit outta someone when he knows he cant. I think maybe he feels the more "matcho" he acts will make up for being mentally ill. Like when he says what he would do if someone would break into his house. Yeah sure Mike. I been trying to like Mike for a long time. I do like him but I see what people go through with him and why he cant be around anyone but Artie.

@steffe689 8 жыл бұрын

7:18 hahahaha im dying

@noahschmartz2354 4 жыл бұрын

Only Artie or maybe Stern in his prime could turn someone like Bocchetti into comedy for all without it coming across as bullying.

@warshipsatin8764 2 жыл бұрын

artie is even better at that than stern because artie is funnier

@BoOgEdYmAn 2 ай бұрын

O and A made him shine more than those two shmucks

@josephclites6971 6 ай бұрын

I don’t think I’ve ever laughed harder at another person than I have at Mike Boschetti.

@hyangwookan7845 4 жыл бұрын

THESE WERE ARTIES BEST YEARS COMEDY. IF HE STAYED ON THIS PATH, HE WOULD HAVE, COULD HAVE CRUSHED HOWARD STERN, OR ANY COMEDY SHOW. LOVE ARTIES CAN IN THE DAN, DAN IN THE CAN VOICE.

@SteamBoatKilly 4 жыл бұрын

Agreed! I miss this show every day

@Davidjon1946 2 жыл бұрын

I wish that so bad hate stern so much ever since the day he said ill piss on my listeners when he was having a little closeted homosexual psychopath breakdown over a comment a female caller called him ugly

@MrGenier 10 жыл бұрын

THIS WAS AWESOME! keep em comin MattZane

@texasboi2988 2 жыл бұрын

3:48 yeah, it's been a good year. Love mikey

@pineapplepainter 10 жыл бұрын

Thanks mattzane please keep em coming, their my faaiiivrete. I'm sure i've given you the majority of your views. Seen all your vids at least 5-6 times.

@mattzane227 10 жыл бұрын

Thanks, I haven't had as much time to upload due to actually being employed now but I have like 25 shows backed up on my DVR. I'm slowly making my way through them.

@pineapplepainter 10 жыл бұрын

mattzane227 Well that's three pieces of good news.

@mbolduc Жыл бұрын

Golden moments

@hyangwookan7845 4 жыл бұрын

IT IS POLYURETHANE LEATHER.

@billistik666 2 жыл бұрын

This episode is great😝😝😝😝

@neil340 8 жыл бұрын

"nobody paid Picasso.... right away"

@adamblister6005 3 жыл бұрын

"nobody can paint a Picasso.... right away"

@sterlingcooper3978 4 жыл бұрын

This would be a great show to bring back...

@31quarters4 4 ай бұрын

Whatever they paid Mike it wasn’t enough 😂

@stangable5564 4 жыл бұрын

Artie has the grungy oxy voice going.

@308bushmaster 2 жыл бұрын

OMG Jon kept messing up the bit. Oooooffffffff

@43Aquaman 10 жыл бұрын

fucking. hilarious. i wish THIS was the show. this, and jon shirtless.

@43Aquaman 10 жыл бұрын

you must be a genius. welcome to the 21st century.

@43Aquaman 10 жыл бұрын

ayuk! ok clem! pack 'nother wad of chaw in your brilliant piehole and drive your 4x4 off a cliff! and dont for git your huntin dog! yee haw! pew pew!

@43Aquaman 10 жыл бұрын

Opeth Jay GOD LOVES US ALL. ask Oprah.

@dsc5085 Жыл бұрын

shirtless jon must be a show

@metalmacbeth 9 жыл бұрын

matt do u have all the episodes ripped? message me if u do i really want them bad.

@TheSands83 3 жыл бұрын

Wow artie has the classic heroin voice here... it’s exactly how everyone who’s high on heroin sounds

@warshipsatin8764 2 жыл бұрын

or subutex/suboxone

@TheSands83 2 жыл бұрын

@@warshipsatin8764 nah i take it every day i never sound that way

@warshipsatin8764 2 жыл бұрын

@@TheSands83 i take it every day too, and neither do i. people who are HIGH on it do, though

@TheSands83 2 жыл бұрын

@@warshipsatin8764 but artie has a prescription and he does heroin no way it makes it sound like that. Ive never been high on either n i started out with 3 a day n it just made me feel normal

@TheSands83 2 жыл бұрын

@@warshipsatin8764 but I know what you are saying people do get high as fuck on it if they not bad users n they sound like they r high on heroin

@cflores1889 8 жыл бұрын

That upside down ketchup bottle in the fridge is bugging me.

@TheSands83 3 жыл бұрын

Why? That’s how I put my ketchup in so I don’t have to wait for it to come out when it’s not full

@PaulineJoseph 10 жыл бұрын

Thank you for these great uploads Matt!, Big hello from Australia. We don't get the show here so I view vicariously through your uploads. :)

@jayrobson88 10 жыл бұрын

im australian and appreciate it too :) Mike Bochetti is an undiscovered gem

@clayton4917 4 ай бұрын

God bless Bocchetti

@ryanklinker9754 7 жыл бұрын

What was Mike's first joke? I couldn't understand him xD

@claymationwaves 5 жыл бұрын

AND ARTIE WOULD GO ON TO WEAR THAT SAME JACKET EVERY DAY FOR 96 YEARS UNTIL HE GOT A NEW WHICH HE THEN WORE EVERY DAY FOR THE NEXT 68 YEARS!

@ip2dotbiz745 3 жыл бұрын

*crickets*

@claymationwaves 3 жыл бұрын

@@ip2dotbiz745 nobody cares what guy named luigi thinks

@Edlouis564 3 жыл бұрын

@directv release the full episodes please we beg you

@101commentary 8 жыл бұрын

Artie and Mike just tweeted this :)

@bcancun123 5 жыл бұрын

Sound of silence 😂😂😂

@Stonehopper1067HMG 5 ай бұрын

What’s great about the show is there’s no lame ass Richard. There’s no lame ass Sal. There’s no lame ass Benji just great radio.

@fifacraft49 2 жыл бұрын

Poor Artie goin down the drain here

@fifacraft49 2 жыл бұрын

Isn’t it funny when Dan just repeats himself again and again for 5 minutes straight

@internetexplorer1593 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Dan is the least funny thing about the show.. John Ritchie being the second

@destinyfet 5 жыл бұрын

Netflix!

@sebassbadfish9006 2 ай бұрын

Anybody still here?

@kieranb7747 6 жыл бұрын

fuck... this.... was........AWKWARD.

@Edlouis564 4 жыл бұрын

"I'm like a hippie over here with your Joe Peciness" where else on tv/radio could you find that.

@patrickashurst4535 4 жыл бұрын

house of cartier 🤣

@Doomreb 8 жыл бұрын

i know they're messing around but artie beats up on mike a little too much. it's like its one of the things he can't drop from being on the stern show. love artie and seen all these shows and he put him down a little too much. way too close to stern's usual trashing of everyone for a bit.

@albycoppola737 7 жыл бұрын

I think they just had a bad falling out?So I heard..

@Doomreb 7 жыл бұрын

Alby Coppola Mike And Artie? or Stern and Artie? Stern's just constantly falling. Fans of the real Stern are just in disbelief.

@albycoppola737 7 жыл бұрын

we all know for years about Artie and Stern I just heard that Bocchetti and Artie had a falling out..

@Doomreb 7 жыл бұрын

Alby Coppola That sucks man. Wonder if Bochetti got tired of all the jabs. When he had this show he really did treat Mike like Howard treated everyone. Never gave Mike an inch.

@AcidIntellects 7 жыл бұрын

That's where Artie learned how to do it so well. Only thing is, Bocchetti is a hack as a comedian and is only funny when Artie makes fun of his stupidity. Nobody would know who Mike is if it wasn't for Artie.

@DerekHorton 6 ай бұрын

Ritchie is still so good. He loved every minute of Mike.

@Davidjon1946 5 ай бұрын

I liked the guy I think he was a good fit

@marcusmedina1997 6 ай бұрын

Boy do I wish Jon was never apart of this show

@MasterGuero 6 жыл бұрын

Artie is so high you can tell by his scratchy voice.

@moneyhoeproductions6387 8 жыл бұрын

Shocking stelves xD

@crazyfool6131 8 жыл бұрын

Sounds like Artie is back on dope... Voice is scratchy as hell

@Dumbassr 3 жыл бұрын

john ritchie is terrible

@JohnathanRebel2 4 ай бұрын

Artie sounds like he’s been dead for four days

@larrycera1943 2 жыл бұрын

Artie thinks he’s the same size as Mike. He’s probably ten percent more body fat and fifty Pounds heavier

@joedale1696 9 жыл бұрын

john Ritchie ruins bits like a chick would.

@joedale1696 9 жыл бұрын

Yasinman oh that fake ass laughing, u must be a chick.

@johnholmes7090 2 жыл бұрын

This is your brain on drugs.

@shellbacksclub 4 жыл бұрын

Artie is an enabler. Someone should've told Mike that maybe domedy isn't the best route for him! There's roots that are funnier than him!

@TheSands83 3 жыл бұрын

Then why r u watching? I love mike he cracks me up

@Davidjon1946 2 жыл бұрын

🙏 amen brother!!! Ive been saying the same thing these guys pump up his head mike you are hilarious!!! But here we are now his mom is in her 90s ,??? What does he do when she passes ??? He cant afford to live in that house or take care of himself. He still thinks he's going to get his big break in Hollywood it's fucking delusional on yusuke's keep pumping up his head saying Mike you are so hilarious going to be living in the City Mission

@dsc5085 6 жыл бұрын

it really sucks that everyone is ripping on bochetti, man

@Dan-n-Duke-jr2ic 6 жыл бұрын

dsc5085 it's like I'm back in high school watching bullies harass the retarded kid,,it's like you laugh, because it's uncomfortable and you can't do anything about it

@johnlee538 Жыл бұрын

Artie was the best at imitating and making fun of the wack pack...when he turned on his actual peers and became nasty to all of them is when his career ended