Max & George Start Tour!! and Max Tells Disgusting Tour Story…
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@triplets_sturniolo 16 күн бұрын
pleaseeee can we have an episode with callum as a guest!!
@bradleefowkes5471 16 күн бұрын
PLEASEEEE
@tripledublu 15 күн бұрын
YES I NEED THIS
@maddybass5951 16 күн бұрын
This episode had me in stitches 😂I sh!t in a ziplock bag 😭😭😭😭
@itsjustlauren8993 16 күн бұрын
As one of the girls in the front row in Belfast, i can confirm that we WERE heavily drinking for that whole hour hahahha it was the best night ever tho thank you so much
@rishdwards 16 күн бұрын
Aww thank you so much for still uploading while on tour that’s dedication!! You guys are amazing I’m gutted I couldn’t come because of stupid exams 🙄 will definitely be coming next time ;)
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
Same! Why did it have to be during exam season😭 what exams are you doing?
@rishdwards 16 күн бұрын
@@minecraftnerd2175my a levels 😫 last year of it though and then i’m free! hbu?
@Alicelauren890 16 күн бұрын
Looking beautiful as ever Max, congratulations and good luck with the rest of the tour loves!! xxx
@anthonyorsini 16 күн бұрын
Having just seen the latest Sidemen video I'm pretty sure George is also ChrisMDs Lock Screen wallpaper.
@kallidcy 14 күн бұрын
the dude whose speaking with a mic off camera sounds well fit
@niamhobeirne 16 күн бұрын
watching george during the bank holiday segment was so fucking infuriating lmao - people travel for the bank holidays because the travel day doesnt lose you one of two days of the weekend, it's not that complicated 😭 sometimes Max is just right and he never just takes his word for it
@millahewitt 16 күн бұрын
yeah but max never said that did he lol, and I wouldn't say that's common knowledge
@niamhobeirne 16 күн бұрын
@@millahewitt not common knowledge dear lord think critically for one second and you'd get there lmfao
@sofiaaaxo 15 күн бұрын
The first London show was so so good omg! Thanks for coming over to us afterwards and taking pictures, it was so nice to meet you xx
@legster983 15 күн бұрын
Bank holidays are so good ,it’s literally a Sunday sesh , but I’m Aussie you can carry it on to the beach !!
@Teagan-vc1hp 15 күн бұрын
George with the bank holiday thing I’m thinking it’s because not everyone has the weekend of necessarily, but everyone has the bank holiday off, so there’s more people going out
@abiisaloser1807 15 күн бұрын
I mean not everyone has the bank holiday off, obviously essential workers and some hospitality remain open as where else are people going out to.
@johnking5174 16 күн бұрын
The "Spike" is at Belfast Cathedral. It is actually called The Spire of Hope and was added to the cathedral in 2007 as a sort of monument to peace in Northern Ireland.
@MxLisaRain 16 күн бұрын
i despise george for disrespecting michelle visage like that
@jeffies2821 16 күн бұрын
So happy for you guys. Memories being made that will last a lifetime and well deserved
@tanithbavaird 16 күн бұрын
the barras in the background is making the glaswegian in me actually buzzing,, the glasgow show was so much fun !!!!!
@Xana17 16 күн бұрын
“How the world has changed” if that’s not the absolute truth. The last 13 years have been wild
@hattieashman7961 16 күн бұрын
Was a even funnier shit story in person 😂
@maddybass5951 16 күн бұрын
Love the pod !! Max and George are class
@mollydennis6971 16 күн бұрын
My favourite podcast!! Look forward to it every week
@miadornan5944 16 күн бұрын
this podcast is the highlight of my week!!!
@whoishayleyjanesmith 16 күн бұрын
can’t wait to see you guys next saturday!
@beebus_ 16 күн бұрын
yesss was waiting for this episode today!!!
@ella811 16 күн бұрын
cant wait to see you boys tomorrow!!
@KimIsNotAUnicorn 16 күн бұрын
Same! Literally doing a Maths exam, going home, having some food, getting ready, then travelling to the show
@isobelrobinson9072 16 күн бұрын
I hope old man max feels better soon ❤️🩹
@chloelord3578 16 күн бұрын
well done boys!! Looking forward to seeing you in Bristol. In tears at Max shitting in a ziplock bag
@jessicacurry935 15 күн бұрын
Yayyyy!!!! I thought we might not get an episode since youre are on tour
@kayamccarthy4825 16 күн бұрын
So fuming I couldn’t go to the Dublin show!!! I will not be missing the next one 💋
@lucysmith1611 16 күн бұрын
loved the shit bag story at the live show, but even better the second time! great episode x
@rachelsmillie9408 16 күн бұрын
I flew from Scotland to Dublin to see yous and never got a mention 😩 I was on stage too was so much fun x
@jejepalmer 13 күн бұрын
love the new set guys very cosy xx
@possiblyignore 16 күн бұрын
george's irish accent is on point
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
Well belfast accent
@possiblyignore 16 күн бұрын
@@minecraftnerd2175 cheers i'm from belfast 👍
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
@@possiblyignore cool I was just saying it was a good Belfast accent but would be so far off as a Dublin accent
@possiblyignore 16 күн бұрын
@@minecraftnerd2175 thank you for letting me know i rlly needed that
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
@@possiblyignore no need to be cheeky I'm just pointing it out lol
@emzjade6202 15 күн бұрын
Can’t wait to see you guys in Bristol 🎉
@MillieNuala 13 күн бұрын
I think max really rocks the egg dude from alice and wonderland aesthetic respectfully because i love you max
@YouWottBladd123 15 күн бұрын
Can’t wait to use “fight or shite” during my next IBS flare up 😭😭
@kalstaff9201 15 күн бұрын
What microphones do you lot use? Also love the pod and you 2 soo much
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
Ye temple bar is the tourist bit, and very expensive.
@Jr_chesney 13 күн бұрын
Shitting in a bag on a tour bus is commonly referred to as a “hot bag” in my experience
@Alicelauren890 16 күн бұрын
Umm we do have post/eir codes in Ireland, just so you know
@johnking5174 16 күн бұрын
Only recently did you have them. We have had post codes here in the UK for decades. Only Dublin city had a sort of code. Like RTE is in Dublin 4 in posh Donnybrook.
@Clara11850 16 күн бұрын
@@johnking5174 we still have them though. Every residential or business address in Ireland has its own eircode for almost a decade now. Dublin also has postal sectors, e.g. Dublin 1, Dublin 2, Dublin 4 etc, but we have Eircodes as well.
@johnking5174 16 күн бұрын
@@Clara11850 We have had postcodes here in the UK since 1959. So we are ahead of you with that.
@Clara11850 16 күн бұрын
@@johnking5174 that’s cool, just saying that we do in fact have them as that’s what op was discussing, and mentioning that our postal sectors aren’t the same thing 👍
@johnking5174 16 күн бұрын
@@Clara11850 Ok
@AnIrishMan500 15 күн бұрын
Max is right. Bank hols def a big deal for most. And George or Callum should have insisted swapping with Max for just 1 night to see if the big bed was really that awful to sleep in!
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
BY SPIKE DO THEY MEAN THE SPIRE? IN DUBLIN? Im highly offended
@johnking5174 16 күн бұрын
The "Spike" is at Belfast Cathedral. It is actually called The Spire of Hope and was added to the cathedral in 2007 as a sort of monument to peace in Northern Ireland
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
@@johnking5174 ye but max said there was one in Dublin too, don't worry I'm not that slow
@johnking5174 16 күн бұрын
@@minecraftnerd2175 I think Max was talking about Belfast, more than Dublin
@minecraftnerd2175 16 күн бұрын
@@johnking5174 he started with Belfast but he also said both
@johnking5174 16 күн бұрын
@@minecraftnerd2175 If you have watched this podcast, you will know he gets mixed up.
@hannahjane4809 16 күн бұрын
Limelight as a venue is all about the experince tbh, nobody actually wants to be there
@ciarageary6600 14 күн бұрын
That was me that said she was obsessed with George😂🫣
@Raven_Luna_Tick 16 күн бұрын
George and Max Dogging Tour of the UK. Look for them in a carpark near you.
@neosvn5139 12 күн бұрын
someone sell me m&g tickets for 18th may plsssss
@UnionistUlster 16 күн бұрын
Looks like I was right about Max. Proved everything i've been saying for ages on this tour. How funny...
@506Naz 15 күн бұрын
I really wanna know how callum looks like
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