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The black security guard was like "hey that's pretty catchy, let's see what they're doi- wait what?"

and then like "jesus christ, i'm gonna be drinking tonight.."

buckplug being humiliated and molested on stage wasn't what he asked for

@@SpinningSage all he wanted was a hug lol

Yeah. MJK's got this. No worries 🤠

Phaedrus25 Cause it’s more kickass when live versions of iconic Tool songs are over 10

Lol...

Lol

@@coreyabell6332 not lol for this reply

most likely he was thinking the opposite lol

totally

+SourDONT yup

+SourDONT yeah would be better if prison sex was on....no....too soon....k i will let myself out.

***** yay!!

omg LOL, I can hardly breathe I'm laughing so much.

He got the best experience one could ask for XD

🤣🤣🤣

Only get judo slammed, semi choked out by a microphone cord, mounted and humped.. not so bad. Lol

It didn't look like he really hurt him though. And it made for a wild show.

😂😂😂😂😂🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

I was thinking the exact same thing, MJK must have amazing leg strength, I'd hate to get kicked by him 😂

They don't drill pistol squats in you in the military lol. But yes, very impressive. Even if his front foot was hooked into something, which I don't know if it was.

I was like damn that takes some training

Yea....like 1-2 ain't impressive but how long he did that made me think about how fucking strong his legs must be. Then I thought about how I'm glad I'd never have to fight Maynard, cause he would probably beat the shit out of me with that kind of strength.

Yes! I was very impressed by the leg strength. But he’s a wrestler and also purple or black belt in BJJ, so...

Never looked at it that way, you're very right though.. although I think the fan would wanna see that place again lol.

Lucky fucker

Eh well he wasn't really abused. The fan chose to go up there lol.

🤯🤯🤯

What song was it?

I'll be the first to volunteer

I am sure he knew what he was doing, I mean he didn't really choked him at all, which the guy signaled by rising his fist to the beat. I would call the situation consensual:-).

Ne3ver misses a note? You're joking?

Choking gently and tenderly

Or...in reality...hits nothing BUT duff notes, after sucker-throwing a fan who thought he was gonna get a hug, then pretending to choke him out, as the fan casually shook his fist to the beat.

He never choked him out …watch the video again

The fan looks to be really enjoying it. He was probably quite fucked up, and even though Maynard slammed him, it really didn't look violent or malicious at all. I think that fan just had the experience of a lifetime.. probably trippy as hell.

pleasee who wouldnt enjoy that!!!!!!

Feena Earthlight I think after a couple of minutes I'd start feeling uncomfortable. I'd apologize or whatever I had to do to get him to take that mike chord off my neck and let me go. It was starting to look like molestation. Props to Maynard for handling it without the bouncers ruffing him up though.

Chris Turnblom Could be but at least I wouldnt :p He can do that to me as many times as possible haha maybe uncomfortable a bit but OMG Is the best way to be uncomfortable EVER!!!!!

Feena Earthlight I can't blame you. There's a few female singers I wouldn't mind getting incapacitated and molested by.

I never noticed him before. This made me laugh so fucking hard.

Yo wut da fuqqq??

He’s just nodding his head, enjoying the music and then he turns around to see a half naked bald man riding some random ass dude

My man did a double take lmfao

Security: - Do you need any hands? ... Security: -Nah.

Thank goodness it's recorded because nobody would believe it otherwise!

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I heard he's dead, that same night he was sacrificed to the baphomet.

This time. JMK pushed, and shoved me,

@4:25 pushing and shoving me DOWWWWWWN *pushed fan down*

Amen

They guy tried to go back and hug him lol

@@demondog108 For real "held captive" is a strong statement. That guy would have followed him anywhere 😆

He was literally doing pistol squats while singing in the beginning

Alex Alexiou Keenan is the security

That guy should referee mma main events

🤣

Absolutely, they deserve a bonus and some time off, er, I meant fired and unemployment.

That was exactly what I thought when he started singing that!

Molestation :(

dime4ever101 or at the end, staring down the hole again hands are on my my back again, survival is my only friend, terrified of what may come Remember I’ll always love you (then the leans in close) as I claw your FUCKING throat away, it’ll end no other way it’ll end no other way ! Then he unwraps the mic cord from around the dudes neck.

Maybe that’s where Keenan wanted to be.

@@MangaJosh you should write a different one

Yeah, he's like...oh, he got this.

I think that’s a guest singer

He wanted to horse around, now he's being ridden like one.

Maynards a freak

He be black belt in judo

@@fortunatoofamontillado1059 BJJ I believe, but that was a clean Judo hip toss...

@@23Guitardood hip toss is also typical in bjj and Wrestling

So funny 😂

At one point they were both head banging

maynard said he had the cord wrapped around the guys neck, so when he leaned back the guy had to move his head or choke more

He went for a hug but left with something much more memorable

I'd be ok with it

if you think *this* is HQ then check this out, this concert was in 1991 but looks like it happened yesterday. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/btZ-ZrGVptG-g4E.html the power of film remastering is amazing lol

It's only great quality because of Tool. This would sound bad for most bands

@@redpractition WOW. That looks better than old VH1 videos lmao

1234pistol good quality but nirvana doesn’t hold a candle to tool

@@redpractition WOW! You weren't kidding! Pristine!

when he finally got let go he was so confused

He just went into a tool video

Facts omg

He was already in a weird dimension, acid.

+A Lowery Nobody in the world can simply understand anything about maynard

A Lowery you look pretty human, speak your native language then since you aren't human?

***** if being human is about manners then 3/4th's of the U.S population ALONE should be aliens...

He's obviously a top.

Such bullshit. Go be a Jew somewhere else.

thank god im not the only one who thinks this

***** Why thank you!

Funny that, LSD rewires your brain exactly how you described.

SnapKase Seth more like ketamine.... they did a whole bunch of it... the ultimate way into yourself with a 45 minute exit window... perfect hallucinogen if you ask me and if you don’t think they were , go look at the thank you section of the ænima album.... they hid the labeled directions that are on the ketamine bottle in the notes for some reason.... takes one to know one😘

and ass 💔

The is literally an "underrated" comment on every music video on youtube. Welcome to the club. 🤣🙄

he actually missed just over a line, still brilliant

gjpiechoczek Of course Maynard's got a flub in. Look what's going on! It'd be damn near impossible to do what he did and not miss a word. I'm talking about the rest of the band. They don't even flinch!! They dont even look up! It's just "Eh, he's got it under control". LOL

MultiOMFG1 yehyeh, ofc, it was really entertaining. He should have just rested for 1 or 2 bars and just started from the beggining of verse, now that would have been pulling of spot on, but as I said, highly entertaining and I woludn't have been able to do that

So this one time I bumrushed the stage at a Tool concert and Maynard crumpled me then proceeded to dry hump my back for 15 minutes.....

A top fucking imbecile that struggles with his own imperfectness

Anytime he wants!

@@convictgameproject5018 ? Lol, sounds like deflection of your own struggles buddy

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I was looking at that he had to had been in wrestling in hs you see that take down!?? 🤣

I was thinking holy shit that's deep squats... He must have an amazing booty and things.... Mmmmm

@@user-zl2ko5zk2e He went to West Point prep school, and was on the wrestling team.

@@user-zl2ko5zk2e I think he does BJJ too

@@Kilow956 True. And was a cross country runner in his younger years. I think I once read that during the end days of the mullethawk, he trained so hard and was making so little money (not eating that much) which caused his hair to fall out more than it was, so he just shaved it all.

Oh shit there's Maynard! He's gonna flip me over and hump me.

Necrophagist1999 RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

video game monster like slender man, but instead of static and death, he mounts you and sings on you for 15 minutes, then you respawn

@@happyhellday3 I think he could do worse 😆

and still carried a tune while all that took place!!! lol

Oh nice! I was about to look up 'judo throws' and their names because I couldn't remember the name of it. Thank you. So he is a purple belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu?

He has a purple belt in jiu jitsu? Oh of course he does I bet he'd been waiting for this moment to happen his whole life

I love the way he totally dominates him, turning him into his personal bitch..

Excellent technique sunk in hooks and didn't cross his ankles,, no rookie mistakes.

He has a master's belt in brasilain ju jitsu .

I know...my daughter got me hooked on him and Tool a long time ago...:)

Congratulation's on your daughter then :)

I hate to be that fanboy who corrects you but I'm gonna do it anyway. They don't teach much hand to hand combat in the military. It's mostly drills, navigation and shooting. He was able to pull that off so smoothly because he's a former purple belt in Brazillian jiu jitsu. Let me put it to you this way, it takes some people 10 years to get a purple belt in brazillian jiu jitsu and as far as hand to hand combat is concerned, is LIGHTYEARS ahead of any military training you could get.

MJK studied Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is one of Keenan's pursuits, and he studied under Rickson Gracie. BJJ promotes the concept that a smaller, weaker person can successfully defend against a bigger, stronger assailant by using proper technique, leverage, and most notably, taking the fight to the ground. :)

I think he sued Maynard

Fuck him why, he didn’t deserve that close of an interaction

@@mr1shaggy are you joking or just messing with us? If not, I’m genuinely curious to know where you heard this lol

It was the dudes birthday and he said it was the absolute best thing that has ever happened to him

The dude was head banging to the song while Maynard was mounting him like a horse and singing Pushit. It was the best day of his life.

Lol fucking hilarious

That is awesome haha!!

Wow you're right, while patting him on the back. Guy didn't even flinch

That was kinda hot. Like he was playfully teasing him

Yes!

😂 same

Partly yes

I hope you get your wish.

Hahahahaha amazing

nathan hopkins context please? I didn't understand Maynard one bit.

Jerald Candelario sa bandang huli bessy j.

nathan hopkins "can't stand to be without me ..."

Jerald Candelario what do you not understand?

That's funny. He literally said those words in a recent Joe Rogam interview lol.

Maynard is love. Maynard... *whispers* IS LIFE

bottwaandcalover mayonaise

Says the person that never saw a concert in and 90s and is watching a concert from the LATE LATE 90s and also who has never seen a concert from recent time because if he did he would find out he was wrong

I went to a few concerts (i am 14 btw) in my day and still do, and frankly theres alot of people who go to them and not to mention that rappers like dizzy wright, akon, hopsin, tech n9ne, and many others will JUMP into the crowd. And i got hooked on this reegay band called pepper and i went and saw them in orlando and the bassist of the pre act JUMPED into the circle of pushing people and then they backed off of him and he stood in the middle of the crowd playing with the whole floor crowd pushing around

LOL "in my day" you are only 14 and you are using the phrase "in my day" as if you are some grizzly old veteran. And by the way, the "circle of pushing people" is called a mosh pit lol. You are so adorable. I know the 90's seem like a long time ago for you but that's because you are just a kid.

@@jeremyjones7696 you completely disregarded the kid's point though

Jeremy Jones :Amen to that,I saw Helmet & the Jesus Lizard in what is now the 9:30 club in DC,back in 92-93 it was the WUST Radio Music Hall & it was basically an abandoned wharehouse with a table for merch & a table for beer & David from Jesus Lizard came out into the crowd (drunk as fuck) & latched onto some kid while singing ,the look on the people’s faces who weren’t familiar with him or his behavior was fuckin priceless

Maynard's vocal and fitness coaching. "Sing this scale whilst doing squats".

Did a lot of cross country in High School and college, im sure his legs are like to steel girders by now.

he also trained for a long time in brazilian jiu jitsu with royler and rickson gracie, two of the best grapplers ever.

Mike Trevino I knew he did bjj, but he trained with the gracies? That's fucking awesome!

yup! he's trained with renzo, rickson, royler, and a bunch of others im sure, and their cousins, the machados as well. he's had legit jiu jitsu instruction for sure. he talks about it in the joe rogan podcast he was on.

In 1997! I didn't even know about BJJ back then

@@danielpeers7140 i believe he got hooked when he saw the original UFC tape.

You're making my mind wonder stop it 😍

The first time I've ever seen a security guy actually enjoy a show.

LMAO 🤣🤣 🤣 truth!

had to scroll way down for this comment, my knees would give out on the first one, let alone doing it while singing...

humilliation...priviledge...hahaha

...you're.... my hero....

+Shrek The Ogre LOL!! Dude, this would be the best day for 99% of Tool fans. Life time memory, and most Tool fans are jealous of this!!

+blackmaps I'm super jealous

Is it weird that I read that comment in Shrek's voice?

GET OUTTA MY SWAP

Definitely gave him his 15 minutes of fame.