NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS WITH MAYNARD.

im just baffled on how little you gathered from what he just said

Don't discount wisdom from anywhere or anyone. Truth is truth and it is in all things.

Bufo Alvarez still fun tho

+The Philosophy Of Tool u call for anger dont produce it. you are just stupid consumer of products asking for new tool album. pfff cry.

Bufo Alvarez I agree! let him enjoy life, let them eat grapes! he does not have to be who he was, he evolved into a man who cares about more than music. He has put out the best music I've heard in my life. So he has other interest as a businessman. good for him! He did not end up like other artist, dead with a needle in his arm. He looks healthy, and quite happy. We all should strive for what makes us happy.

Bufo Alvarez He even proves that he loves Capitalism, not cronyism.

Wish there was a love button

But, can you swim?

I have a suggestion to keep you all occupied...

Learn to swim

I wanna watch it all go down

Mom’s gonna fix it all soon.

jua!

Mention this to me..

watch the weather.... change.

There's plenty of channels doing it better than this one

Ha

I believe Maynard has already written the perfect love song for those types, and if I remember correctly it is called "Hooker With a Penis."

"I sold out long before you ever even heard my name, Dipshit"

Quit whining and start wining.

Would you like some cheese with your whine?

He hasn't sold out one bit...He's the perfect example of NOT selling out imo.

user name taken You’re :)

@@aitanacruz9882 LOL

Agreed

I can inspire you even more...for 5 easy payments of...

Very well said.

OpnDoarPlcy best comment here

I try to thrive in comfort is slowly dying

No shit

@@scottykingdavid someone had to spell that out for you

It's beautiful... in a kind of creepy way

Look up to him so much. My favorite person on earth not family.

I just drank a bottle of Sober and listened to Merlot. I'm drunk.

I just Merloted some drunk sober and listened

this paticular facking comment section is lit!!!😁

Drunk i a drank a sober bottle and merlot listened

Tipper is to thank

Thanks for mentioning this to me

It also described in the description.

Great call!

@@boseifrit5480 i saw what you did there

MusicHead480 it is one

A R C A N E it seemed cool at first lol like he was going somewhere with all this. but nope. just wine.

Haha it was a wine commercial with a false title. But lots of people like hearing where he comes from so he gave a little extra.

Maynard came to the conclusion that if you're going to sell out, it might as well be to your own company

Yeah it's #clickbait what? You expected something deep and profound from Gaynard Keenan?

Make America Grape Again

I can see them doing that. Lol

that sounds about right lol

A tool for a perfect grape...got on for xmas

Only PET bottles of course ;)

*bodies

+Voxx x He was talking about wine all along. he is Dionysus in disguise.

+Voxx x it appears this speech may directly involve his wine making, and why not. That's his experience. Take from it what you will.

You mean Bacchus

holysparkbatman Same dude, different culture

Shaun Feldman that was the point

Or you can take it both ways. A man sharing knowledge and also sharing his genuine excitement about something he created.

i don't know if i would go so far as to classify this as wisdom....sounds like a used car salesman from the start!! lmao!!

Best comment👊

@@adamlorusso9907 I couldn't have said it better myself. If one thinks the message can only be taken one way or another, then the intent of the message is lost to the beholder.

This is truly the perfect summary of this speech.

Underrated

I think he'd like that joke!😉

0_0

Gotta make that heat!

Hug life

I like to remind myself that there with life, theres no ultimate goal or some version of yourself you have to be and actions that you must do, you can be whatever version of yourself you want to be right now. Also, i know you said you dont want to die young but simply put, you dont have to live. Of course you can, but its not a necessary thing to do, because realistically you can die at any moment, no matter how hard you try to survive. So embrace life in its totality; the pain thats involved, the pleasure, the desires, and the bodily needs. I hate to get preachy here, but treat life as a dance. Like in dance, there isnt a spot in the room your aiming to get at, the whole point of the dance is simply the dance. Just as life, there is no ultimate destination, the whole point of the show is to simply expirience and live the show. Hopefully this isnt too preachy, ans hopefully this helps lol

how is that going?

@@CarrionMorris Actually, pretty alright. I think a lot of what BlgFudge said helped put things into perspective; there's no real goal - life just... IS. And while I do still hold a slight existential fear in the back of my mind when "it's all over", I'm definitely not on edge about it all the time anymore. Should probably mention that around the time of writing my original comment I was having a psychiatric emergency, so that's what mostly fueled it. I'm doing okay now though.

@@loweffortproductions1985 that's very nice to hear, I had same stuff going on around 6 months ago and TOOL is what helped me with it

+Johnny G. exactly

Johnny G. Mention this to me

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves

bwanna23 lucky

You should take him some sour grapes

bwanna23 never meet your heroes, especially when it's MJK

OmegaProxy why’s that?

theDiViNE01 more often than not they'll disappoint you. Maynard isn't exactly known as the most affable guy.

Fantym Made me laugh hahaha

Id say kudos to u sir! U only reimagined rock along the way! Or ''munge'' as he might say.... 😄😅

I think he wanted to be the manager of a pet store but failed

well thats exactly what he did so its hard to say he didnt use his success to sell his whine. he wouldnt even say that probably.

Then he's a mad gambler and a damn good one

Maybe not his exact goal, but obviously the goal that was laid out for his life since the beginning of time

Because...Maynard makes the best wine

Because we here in 'Merica "fuck yeah" have an insatiable appetite for drugs of any and all kinds. This is why the cartels are knocking each other off just to get our business. No other country in the world wants drugs like we do. Underwear. I don't really know what the reason is behind our appetite for drugs but I believe it.

Me to. This video changed my life for the better! Keep spiraling out bud!

Buuuuyyy buyyyyyyy buuuuuuyyyyyy myyyy new wine!

This is why I like Maynard

By spending his daily time constructively. Also setting up a project pragmatically, dropping it or making it work, handing it over and moving on.

Time Management.

or sober

I find the entire thing unbearable. I love tool as much as the next guy. But Maynard's turned into a goob.

The music is trying to depict the exact same friction he’s talking about. Life’s friction

you have issues

It's a slowed down tool song gents.

Haha. What are those sounds ☺

James Abbott Thumbs up if you already know.

Tool!!!! ;)

Don't do it!!! Hit a meeting..

+gibbyjack Good

+gibbyjack haha, i thought it was an amazing speech overall! But i couldn't help but to think that at the end xDDDD

+gibbyjack It was a joke man, chill.

He used the wine making process as a metaphor to show us how friction, or struggles, or heartache shouldnt be fearsome to us...we dont necessarily seek them out but when they present themselves we must accept it, find a resolution and learn from it.

it also transforms us, to diversify, and adapt