"confused man is awkward" me in any social interaction

This is probably what English sounds like to non-English speakers

"Is this powerup controversial?" I mean, it does turn him rainbow.

*I M T O O L A R G E F O R T H I S W I M P Y F R A M E.*

"Do you want your child?" "Stop shooting!"

We’ve finally defeated old age! Science said it would happen at some point!

I actually wanna see a full series of Galaxy 2 google translated, this one was so funny lol

Character: Says something funny Chat: *T H I S F O N T*

"Make sure you watch all those midrolls!" *immediately gets ad*

"Be straight" "No" I felt that

11:15 "Violation of Gravity" Well they're not wrong....

“Be straight.” “...No.”

We can all agree on one thing here... The story in SMG2 is now 1 million times more interesting.

1:28 Geez Bowser, no need to break the 4th wall

0:27 "Tell me something new, restart ..." Mayro: *restarts the game*

If you want a partner don’t be afraid of asking someone Mayro: that’s good life advice

"Be straight" "No"

“Make sure to watch all those midrolls!” *Ad plays*

I’m sorry my Lumas confused you. They’ve been behaving... Weirdly, lately...

"Straightman!?" "I am not a man or straight"

0:44 Ah, yes…. Princess Trail, my favourite character

"I'm not a man OR straight! F*@# off!" Why did this make me lose my shit why was this the funniest gig of the video

7:53 I love this.

Ok but how is no one talking about mayro’s dig at Shane Dawson

Dear mario, Do you want your child? Stop shooting! -peach ♥️

Ok but like i actually got a midroll when toad said stay tuned and thats just amazing

1:37 “Make sure you watch those mi- (ad plays) droll ads!.” I died. No. I actually died.

In a alternate universe this is the real Mario galaxy 2

"Be straight" "No." Yeah fair enough

Mayro:"make sure to watch those midrolls" Spotify: I gotchu

“Make sure you watch all those midrolls” *midroll immediately starts*

I love how it created a new story where the frog needs the star bits to live but Mario “steal”s them.

I love how Mayro content became slightly less kid-friendly while I grew older.

3:50 L U B E M A D E T H E B O A T W E L L

I left for one star and I’m wondering “Why are they saying to hump yoshi?” I missed Straightman!? As well

7:03 Mario is Chris Pratt confirmed

12:16 amazing quag dance moves

6:03 Lmao I’m dying

"I'm too large for this wimpy frame!" -Bowser 2020

"Got hit. Yoshi ran. Move his back before she does! Euphoria!" Is Yoshi a trans girl too?

1:39 idk about you guys but I got an ad on the word “midroll”, either Mayro has an amazing sense of humor or KZfaq is out to get us again.

“It’s so cute! I want to make money now!”

This is how you learn new languages

8:09 They're going to make Yoshi into burgers!

S T R A I G H T M A N ! "I'm not a man, and I'm not straight" -Mayro, 2020

Fun fact: In medieval England, people referred to their king as "sire" quag king

3:50 Lube made the boat well!

At the beginning of the month i didn't even know who Mayro is now she is my favorite youtuber :)

"stay tuned" ad plays immediately after

i fell down onto the leg of my spinny chair laughing, but it was worth it for this humor.

When it said on 7- airship bible I died with laughter 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Luma: W h a t a p i t y! Mayro: Don’t need to be an @$$hole about it.

"somone told me you!" I'm not the best in class Look tiny at the fingers and toes Ell shoots first The next few years will begin and continue These are the rules and I live them There is no need to have fun The brain is intelligent but the head is curved A lot of work, a lot to see So what's up? I don't know if you don't know If it doesn't light up on him, it won't light up on him Now he's a real star Start building, start building Hi, you are a rock star Watch the episodes and pay And a glass of gold The letter smoker drains the battery This is a great place and they say it's nice Now he is waiting to meet the old woman But it is not a meteorite Look at the other side of the satellite image The ice is almost melting Boil water in a public bathroom My life is on fire, what's your life? She loves it and I will never get bored Now he's a real star Start building, start building Hi, you are a rock star Watch the episodes and pay Everything is light gold The letter smoker drains the battery Someone asked Can I take a shower? "I have to give up on this." "Yes, what does that mean? I can use my letterhead And we can all make small changes. " The next few years will begin and continue These are the rules and I live them There is no need to have fun The brain is intelligent but the head is curved A lot of work, a lot to see So what's up? I don't know when I can't go (go!) If it doesn't light up on him, it won't light up on him Now he's a real star Start building, start building Hi, you are a rock star Watch the episodes and pay And a glass of gold Bicycles are nothing more than hunting stars Love now Love now Hey, hug the sea Love now Now he's a real star Now he's a real star Now he's a real star Bicycles are nothing more than hunting stars yes I google translated all star

10 ways Mario could beat bowser easily #1: calling the Snow Crew

gearmo just gave you a feminine compliment. that was so validating

You're broken, sign up for star trek

Dear Mario. Do you want your child *Stop shooting!*

11:45 Mayro says the fuck word, 2020, colorized

7:15 "How are you?" "I am very well!" "Hi, Very well! I'm dad!"

“Captain Pratt's ribs” Google Translate predicted the Mario movie confirmed

“Find the boss of the frog gun” I lost it

congrats on 200k!!

Quag and their little star friend is the cutest

“Celebrity-Kill” celebrity is kil

Google translated galaxy 2 is hetero/cisnormative lmao

I regret skipping past this video when I saw it on my recommended

“Make sure you watch all those mid-rolls” *plays an ad* God damn it mayro

8:42 someone edit this to play the can can

8:36 ah yes weapons in orgam king

These videos are so funny! Keep making videos like these!

2:26 boomers when im on the phone in front of them for 5 seconds

12:29 BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALS

This is peak google translate. I need more of this. Lubba says so much that could translate hilariously. You could also see what the dialogue is for feeding Lumas, and I think Lubba has 4 different lines for that

Nobody: KZfaq comments on Mayro’d vids: STRAIGHTMAN?

The most anticipated video in the Google Translate Saga. Glad I got here at 10 views to see it

This is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time, you're a beautiful person for showing us this masterpiece

2:38 Mario: * Did a epic parcore * Luma : *So!*

Mat Mayro :hears beep Mayro:I got good views

Mayro: make sure you watch all those midroll Gets an ad Me: impossible

12:34 this is what’s known as a ball raid siren

Decent compilation of highlights! Thanks for uploading!

"Be straight." "No." Iconic

11:06 The coins said 69 😂🤣

I could not stop laughing at "Luigi" and "Save the unexpected lion". This is hilarious! This mod is amazing, Maryo! Thank you for show me/us this!🤣🙂

IDK WHY BUT "VAPOR STAIR?" KILLED ME

10:11 notice that straightman is 1 word. is that some sort of new sentai series after zenkaiger?

Omg the share to face book flashback

SMG2 was my very first Mario game (admittedly I came into Mario very late, and for gods sake if you’re going to clip this out of context at least get your hands on a copy of WipEout 3 for me, you’ll love it) and to be quite honest this is going to a nostalgia trip laced with chronic word salad. Let’s go!

this game is now the story of a straight man named Jim

"You got a secret star" "Towels" 😂😂😂

These videos are actually funnier than try not to laugh challenges

2:34 well it does turn mario rai- y'know what, lemme not go there Edit: so somebody already made this joke. Dang.

11:21 I see you pulled a npesta.

Quagsire + Lube Put them in a mixer, take them out and use a damn whisk instead, what do you get? *Q u b e*

Sky Station's first star shall be renamed "Beef in Piranha Airport"

Mayro: Make sure to watch all the mid-rolls! Me, with adblock: No, I don't think I will...

This is so much fun! Let’s do this again

Mayro: I should do Mario galaxy Mario Galaxy God: No don't do it, people will be triggered

Lubba: Of course the sh- Also Lubba: *no*

I feel like this is the real U R MR GAY that we've been looking for all these years