Would You Rather Questions with 0 Upvotes

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Thanks to ‪@NinTyler‬ for editing this video!
r/WouldYouRather is atrocious! In this funny reddit video, I went to the subreddit r/WouldYouRather and picked out several Would You Rather questions with 0 upvotes. Similar to "will you push the button", this presents a series of questions for you to answer. Only this time, they're total nonsense! You may have seen similar concepts from channels such as DougDoug or CiblesGD and if you liked those ones then you'll love this too!
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0:00 Intro
0:32 vertical mouth or horizontal butt
1:16 live in your ear or live in your butt
1:54 date a partner that loves you or doesn't love you
2:13 drink from a toilet or pee in a litter box
2:33 marry a rich person you hate or the person of your dreams
3:07 become unalive or be a furry
3:43 $1000 per day or $75 per mile you run
4:03 unalive your family or never play fortnite again
4:21 have an extra dongle or an extra butt cheek
4:59 missiles for hands or knifes for hands
5:34 bra size
6:10 intel or simp
6:42 suck brick or eat grass
7:02 why do people downvote on reddit?????
7:15 earn a billion, million, or hundred thousand
7:43 is batman marvel or dc
8:05 when did you meet mm. m?
8:25 what should be the next trend on tiktok?
9:02 let a dog lick you or lick your partner
9:21 water
9:44 miss the toilet bowl, cry, sneeze, be a women
10:29 $100 mansion challenge
11:22 illnesses
11:43 among us??? sussy???!!!
12:08 misogyny
12:37 busy city or quiet village
12:50 which mad scientist wyr have as a roommate
13:07 poop at school or at home
13:55 weird items
15:09 bodily upgrade
15:47 remind the teacher about the homework or shut up
16:19 make love with your own gender or someone ugly
16:53 honestly i still don't know what they're saying here
17:44 penus or vage
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@thefurry7703 Жыл бұрын

3:20 "I'm not a furry, But..." - Mayro For those wondering the Skull mask at 14:44 is a reference to Changed (Furry game)

@Gold_Yoshi Жыл бұрын

Figured

@derikJoy Жыл бұрын

i instantly recognized that whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

@wieldylattice3015 Жыл бұрын

I watched Manly’s play through of that. I don’t recall anything about a mask so it’s probably just a take on that wolf a-hole’s design (yeah I forgot his name it was like Pao or something like that, and yes I know that’s actually the name of a surgery)

@derikJoy Жыл бұрын

@@wieldylattice3015 there is a mask lying on a table in the office section fairly early on that does do what was described. also the character that you guessed it was is named puro (god why do i know all of this)

@wieldylattice3015 Жыл бұрын

@@derikJoy ManlyBadassHero did a playthrough, just pretend you watch his videos, he plays random horror themed games nightly and he did a full playthrough

@Bluebatstar Жыл бұрын

Truly one of the videos and streams of all time. I love the brains of redditors.

@Happy-American 10 ай бұрын

Are you gay too?

@blazeboy1809 Жыл бұрын

In my opinion, Mayro is probably the most underrated channel on KZfaq. I've been watching her for about 4 years now and I've always enjoyed the content that she puts out. May the future shine bright on you Mayro :)

@farbencut Жыл бұрын

I like how this proves that 5 Year olds think there are only men on the internet.

@getcrazed2000 Жыл бұрын

women are real???

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Жыл бұрын

@@getcrazed2000 no

@genericname2747 Жыл бұрын

Women aren't real

@Iveraxi Жыл бұрын

@@getcrazed2000no

@Otamatone69 Жыл бұрын

@@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit oh thank god

@Solesteam Жыл бұрын

1:08 As a Terraria fan: Vertical mouth, that makes a MoonLord cosplay much easier.

@TristahnDaFunnyMan Ай бұрын

@Coaster42 Жыл бұрын

I'd rather be anything but an Intel, AMD for the win

@TheDBest1994 Жыл бұрын

AMD is ftw forever and always :D

@adrian_hook Жыл бұрын

I also was not aware of how bisexual this community was. I feel so at home 😭

@ThisisTechie Жыл бұрын

Maybe it’s just people rather be bisexual than dealing with the other two options but I wouldn’t be surprised if it’s genuine.

@DespOIcito Жыл бұрын

^ I’m asexual so I’d be picking option 3 there despite not being bi

@adrian_hook Жыл бұрын

ok damn I’m going back in the closet 🚪

@SomeGuyNamedDezecra Жыл бұрын

Me fr fr

@identity_undetermined Жыл бұрын

@@DespOIcito I'm both so it's a win win situation!

@GameBlock_ Жыл бұрын

I am very concerned for the people who came up with these questions. At least they make for good content!

@MelodyLumina Жыл бұрын

i actually had a dream a while back about a tiktok trend of walking into strangers' houses, it was called the "hello neighbor challenge" and you won the challenge if they were happy about it

@BakerBones Жыл бұрын

in the uk it is totally legal as long as you don't take anything or threaten violence. there is grounds for a civil suit though

@zoompipes_twin2889 Жыл бұрын

@@BakerBones so… like a tuxedo? If so I’m down for that

@SlashJaye Жыл бұрын

This is by far the best video i've seen all week. Thanks Mayro for presenting me with whatever the fuck this was!

@bgmarshall Жыл бұрын

16:53 Third option is just objectively the best since you could live in a universe where the other things are also true, along with anything else you want

@AnonymousButNott Жыл бұрын

This is the video that can finally get Reddit shut down

@liamfitzgerald1400 Жыл бұрын

Wow, this video has proven that Mayro is even more based than I thought

@Juli_is_Online Жыл бұрын

The first question already had me in stitches man wtf is a vertical mouth? A horizontal ass? What does any of this mean? A human being wrote this and thought "oh yeah man this'll be good" And it just gets worse and worse Thinking about the logistics of having 3 buttcheeks absolutely broke me lmao

@aqua__owo Жыл бұрын

I definitely do not stan Shiver... nope, couldn't be me.

@MrMario501 Жыл бұрын

One of these unhinged Reddit videos every month or so would be a nice change of pace to the usual content (which is fantastic don’t get me wrong)

@KristenStuffs Жыл бұрын

Im already a simp This is what having 5 partners does to someone

@soIzec Жыл бұрын

The simp option didn't specify who you'd be simping for... so I choose my bf

@goospie 11 ай бұрын

I'd definitely want to sneeze every time I saw an advert, cause then I'd be like a detector for those news articles that turn out to be sponsored and stuff.

@ThePkmnYPerson Жыл бұрын

DC and Marvel being put on the wrong colors was perfect for that question.

@TopOfAllWorlds Жыл бұрын

@2:09 I THOUGHT BODY COUNT MEANT KILLS

@scrunkore Жыл бұрын

I always choose to believe that because it's way funnier

@REDH3X Жыл бұрын

Description of Skull Mask said "goo" and I immediately had a psychological meltdown

@REDH3X Жыл бұрын

If you know, you know, and if you don't, PLEASE TAKE THE BLUE PILL I'M BEGGING YOU TAKE THE BLUE PILL TAKE THE BLUE PILL TAKE THE BLUE PILL TAKE THE BLUE PILL

@solgaleo3533 Жыл бұрын

I found a background from that game and unknowingly used it in a SMW romhack

@aurora_spirit_ Жыл бұрын

lmao same

@drcool14 Жыл бұрын

@@solgaleo3533what's the romhack called I gotta see this

@TerraKnight27 8 ай бұрын

@@solgaleo3533 what is the romhack named

@GilvaSinner Жыл бұрын

i'd rather be a simp because i don't want to be a single core of my processor. if it's the whole processor i'd consider it, but it said "an intel" which means only one.

@Solesteam Жыл бұрын

17:20 First and 3rd options are tempting... On one hand I'd like a straight easy answer to the question: Am I on the right path? What can I do to get on the right path? Can you just permanently remove my free will and set me straight manually? on the other hand: does option 3 mean I can become a god myself..?

@goodiebag1253 Жыл бұрын

I love how Dr. Football has just randomly come back from Mario & Luigi Paper Jam translated

@solgaleo3533 Жыл бұрын

I’m a furry and been watching for quite a few years, I was quite surprised by the story and the question lol This video was really different and surprising but funny

@Nikola_M Жыл бұрын

Also a furry. Just the first part out of context: "Story time: I'm not a furry, ok. BUT I may as well be."

@lmitz Жыл бұрын

That tik tok trend one is actually pretty funny social commentary if I'm honest

@Solesteam Жыл бұрын

12:18 I can cook (don't like doing it but I can and I'm good at it.) and I can make a bed (even if it is a redundant task) the only thing I'm repeatedly shamed for is not being the best at detailing the hardest to reach corners. So someone who can clean well would essentially complete me.

@fco64 Жыл бұрын

"I'm not a furry but..." And that's how it starts

@kotavelaz1987 Жыл бұрын

14:25 Everybody in chat saying its Venom and me unfortunately knowing what its actually from and that it is not a venom reference.

@dablitter5719 Жыл бұрын

im happy im not the only one who knows

@solaris2523 Жыл бұрын

Chaged :)

@kotavelaz1987 Жыл бұрын

@@solaris2523 I decided to be your first subscriber.

@denischen8196 Жыл бұрын

9:30 This is like asking would you rather swim in water, or swim in lava? 17:30 3rd option: Live in a universe where you can talk to your god and have unlimited anything.

@NeoPeewee Жыл бұрын

came for the Mario modding content, stayed for whatever the hell this was

@Diathan Жыл бұрын

amazing video, this truly showed me the wisdom that reddit can have if only you ignore the top posts

@Solesteam Жыл бұрын

15:52 As someone who always does their homework I would keep quiet anyway... But as a menace... Mwahahahah AHAHAHAHAHA *_AAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!_* "Oh dearest educator, our assignments set to be done at home have not been collected and analysed. If you could please..." *_AAAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!_*

@baserangerx Жыл бұрын

Holy shit I thought I was the only one! I do not go to the toilets at my secondary school, I only go after school hours or when I am desperate. I believe it’s because I’m worried people will misgender me because of my hair, but I’m not missing out on much, those bathrooms are disgusting.

@Mizunaki_uwu Жыл бұрын

As someone with Covid right now I would much rather go to Italy

@toxic_shr00m Жыл бұрын

penus

@Astro-bh7fv Ай бұрын

KZfaq translates this to poor. Dunno why

@Solesteam Жыл бұрын

3:23 They didn't say *_A_* furry, just furry, as in a human with an abnormal amount of body hair.

@HungryWarden Жыл бұрын

True. That one letter makes all the difference. Similar to the following sentences: I just helped my brother rob someone who is very nice. I just helped my brother, Rob, someone who is very nice.

@Ze_eT Жыл бұрын

@@HungryWarden I helped my uncle jack off a horse. I helped my Uncle Jack off a horse.

@Solesteam Жыл бұрын

@@HungryWarden Let's eat, grandma. Much more approved by grandmothers everywhere as compared to the alternative.

@ShnoodleMc Жыл бұрын

9:53 MAYRO! YOU CAN BE A WOMAN²

@FreezeLeviathan Жыл бұрын

lmao i love these videos you need to make more of these lmao

@FreezeLeviathan Жыл бұрын

also, i ate grass as a child

@FreezeLeviathan Жыл бұрын

I was pretty wierd as a kid

@mm3shadowman982 Жыл бұрын

For the killers, take one killer and drop a pallet on him everytime he gets close. Make sure to run him in a loop and shine a flashlight at his eyes. At the end of the 24 hours, teabag at the front door as you leave with lotsa cash

@IAmNevermore Жыл бұрын

And then you are back at a campfire... over and over... Death is not an escape.

@RedChomperBFB Жыл бұрын

Thank you. I now feel like Einstein compared to Reddit. This was a really funny video lol

@SilverAceOfSpades Жыл бұрын

8:39 Drinking Battery Acid Seems Like A Good Trend Wouldn't You Say Noelle (i had to make a queen reference lmao)

@toastr1255 Жыл бұрын

I remember watching the stream of this and it was honestly one of the funniest streams I've seen. Kinda surprised to see a video of it now, but certainly happy to see it again

@Normoe445 Жыл бұрын

Thank you for making me feel smart for once

@Solesteam Жыл бұрын

4:11 When the question was murder or fortnite, it was easy, I would gladly give up the game I never play, but then the Racist option appeared. It made things more complicated by 1 option, that I regardless wasn't going to pick totally definitely wasn't picking it... but still...

@imirhwklw Жыл бұрын

i used to never go to the bathroom in high school from years 7-10 (because that's the years which high school goes to where I live), but one day in year 10, I didn't pee all day and my bladder was in so much pain, and my friends kept making me laugh, which made it worse, so now I do use public bathrooms even though they are disgusting

@DreamingNightmares Жыл бұрын

How do you know the body count wasn't for murders?

@EireProductions Жыл бұрын

r/wouldyourather: saving lives with spelling errors!

@Pikzelow Жыл бұрын

Becoming a furry would be the best option. I know as I'm happy as a Furry myself lol

@mariobot128 Жыл бұрын

6:11"i identify as a pentium 4"

@callmemackeroni Жыл бұрын

The Skull Mask and Blue Mushroom descriptions made me thankful I don't have a sharp object nearby, because if I did, I'd be dead within minutes of reading them.

@Its_Ender_ Жыл бұрын

just hit your toe in a corner , should do the same effect

@MintySynth Жыл бұрын

I gotta say, I'd rather have a penus. I've had one my whole life and it's pretty nice ngl

@Ekstromer64 Жыл бұрын

intel or simp? wheres the option for amd or nvidia?

@blackvulture6818 Жыл бұрын

Sorry for getting into the semantics, but it says be a women, not womAn. You get somehow split into multiple bodies you controll like a hive mind. This is clearly an absolute win even if you do not want to be one.

@jc___underscore___ Жыл бұрын

Me after watching this video: *Brain.exe has stopped responding.*

@abigriffin9496 Жыл бұрын

The classic "I'm not a furry, BUT-" 3:20

@Tatzuki Жыл бұрын

honestly really great video, the minds of some people really confuse me sometimes. like how does anyone come up with these questions what (and i'd love to see another video like this, this was hilarious to watch)

@bestevil. Жыл бұрын

3:41 My disappointment is immeasurable

@Cat_Pro_Gamer Жыл бұрын

Honestly being an intel wouldn't be that bad because you would become smart af Wooper ftw

@Sabagegah Жыл бұрын

4:51 Mayro tentacle arc?

@finnlenzo-cc5tw Жыл бұрын

i'd be simp

@Robogames05 Жыл бұрын

i honestly don't know how people went to school toilets I mean its such a shithole in there, one time someone literally burned a stack of paper in the boys toilet and we like smelled the smoke and went to see, that was like one of the only times I was in a school toilet in my school career lol

@HungryWarden Жыл бұрын

People go to school toilets?!

@DogloverTravis Жыл бұрын

I’m sad that I understand what the skull mask was a reference to :(

@Idkpleasejustletmechangeit Жыл бұрын

5:58 this question did not account for the fact that gay (and aroace) people exist. I am thus unable to complete the exam. I will thus fail the graduation.

@Strangecoinsz Жыл бұрын

Not a video I thought I would enjoy this much, but here I am, rolling my eyes and laughing. Great video, thank you for going through these intellectual reddit posts

@captainsnake8515 Жыл бұрын

One of the funniest videos I’ve watched in a while

@plantyh Жыл бұрын

10:24 "This is my audience after all" IM CRYING 😭😭😭😭😭

@Solargress Жыл бұрын

This shit funny as hell, I want more…

@BakerBones Жыл бұрын

drinking battery acid is already what queen does

@cornbreadbutcringey5723 Жыл бұрын

4:54 fitting percent.

@Shugunou Жыл бұрын

You can technically just live in a universe where you can talk to your god, have unlimited life (and can turn off the unlimited life), have superpowers, and your crush loves you. They do not specify how much you are allowed to customize this universe so you can legit have all of them.

@devastatheseeker9967 Жыл бұрын

I have smelt what excess earwax smells like. It's basically ear poop

@QPromise7 Жыл бұрын

this was 3 months ago. The ones cut from the video are somehow just as cursed as these ones. please don’t do more if this mayro jk do more

@tamoozbr Жыл бұрын

You see, it's 'be a women", not "be a woman" You don't become a woman if you choose that option, you become multiple women but it's one being

@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 Жыл бұрын

Now that I think about it, imagine if the person who became Dr. Football saw that picture of him.

@Squish-E Жыл бұрын

This was way funnier than it had any right to be, thank you mayro

@mrblakeboy1420 Жыл бұрын

do clovers count as grass? they taste kinda good, i’d rather eat grass either way but clovers counting as grass would make it into would you rather have a bad option or a good option

@ShyGal3 Жыл бұрын

I remember this stream! I can't stop laughing, Redditors are truly a new low for humanity

@eggstatus5824 3 ай бұрын

Mayro is the queen of beautifully cursed and completely random video ideas

@The_Marvelist 5 ай бұрын

Sneezing every-time I see an advert would probably make me sneeze less tbh 16:46 … same bro

@aeresys Жыл бұрын

I think I'd rather be an intel actually, if it means owning the company Intel and being mega rich

@Moonlite_Kitsune Жыл бұрын

Obviously intel, they never said you have to give up being a simp

@SydneyIsSleepy Жыл бұрын

8:04 this is like the funniest thing thats ever been read out loud

@tamoozbr Жыл бұрын

If you're an intel you have a few billion dollars to your name so is that even a question?

@Hk_498 Жыл бұрын

5:34 to give this person some credit, even though they forgot gay people exist and their question is debatably misogynistic, at least they acknowledge that it is not exclusively men on the internet

@RHVGamer Жыл бұрын

I was planning on going to sleep early today It is 4 AM and I am watching this video and my brain hurts 10/10

@Theo.Grayson Жыл бұрын

4:20 as a trans dude, i see this as an absolute win

@CHILLIN2540 Жыл бұрын

6:46 I've tasted both, I don't remember when or why, I just remember that I have and the tastes that go with them of course. Anyway, definetely eat grass

@CHILLIN2540 Жыл бұрын

Since smell and taste are both part of the experience I wonder if freshly cut grass would taste any sweeter or even different in some other way

@Lazr1026 Жыл бұрын

introducing the something of all time!

@dimentio9833 Жыл бұрын

8:54 Queen deltarune approves of this poll

@doctoralex_ Жыл бұрын

interesting spellings, reddit

@VirtualGab Жыл бұрын

6:52 prbly they meant brick the rat from pizza tower

@luginess0 Жыл бұрын

Not brick... BUT I WOULD SUCK PIZZA FA-

@shadowchasernql 24 күн бұрын

my god you made it even worse

@DTgamer_Shiver-is-best-waifu Жыл бұрын

6:26 Hell yeah🦈 Let's go

@Andrei_2011 Жыл бұрын

1:14 WHERE IS THE 1%?!

@almostcompletelyrandomcontent Жыл бұрын

14:29 aw hell naw bro the dude who made the post is into changed

@aaabe_T Жыл бұрын

man i started watching mayro back when they made bowsers fury videos.

@DespOIcito Жыл бұрын

Her really old mario maker videos were pretty good imo

@Tyler_Skye77 Жыл бұрын

I'm abrosexual, though. I guess, since I'd not be attracted to certain genders at different times, bi doesn't apply to me, here. In that case, I'll go with 1 & hope it's while I'm ace, or oh well. The unhygienic thing is dangerous, so not that.