"you're not my dad, like, later" griffin. thank you

Comrade griffin

As an armed security guard, our job depends on keeping the secret that our guns really only shoot condiments

this bit is so iconic I start laughing before they’re done reading the question

I love how they have this entire conversation without once acknowledging the existence of security cameras. Like... that’s 90% of loss prevention for big chain stores like Walmart and Target. “Let them go, we have them on camera.” Then some bored-ass cop tracks you down.

i love anarchist griffin

LA-TER. LATER!

He was a sk8r thief said see you l8r chief 🛹

this. changed. the. game.

The most a Walmart employee can do is tell management. We're literally not allowed to do anything else lmao

I'm going to go into every video of people being caught and stopped when they tried shop lifting and go "thanks Griffin" in every comment section that isn't closed. Edit: Okay so there's a lot, so two. Two videos I'll do this for.

7:00 is possibly my favourite Justin mid-sentence breakdown of all time.

I think about this bit constantly bc I literally have to stop thieves nightly at my job.

As someone who works at target and who watched our TPS (targets code for asset protection) officer grab a guy trying to walk out with 2 TVs and throw him on the ground while another person pepper sprayed him (the thief started throwing punches), I can assure you that they can in fact touch you

life changing

A classic! Amazing!

I worked at bome hargains and the amount of times people would walk in, grab massive buckets of stuff really obviously and then walk right out again is atrocious

I take offense to Travis's profiling. I checked out a lot of refridgirators as a kid to see in which ones I'd fit. Sometimes I would even get in one to see how comfy it would be. Gotta say, disappointed in you Travis... Very dissapointed.

as much as i hate to say it, juice and griffin are super wrong. 1. security cameras 2. any employee can follow you to your car, look at your license plate, and call the cops 3. citizens arrest: US Laws state it can be performed by any citizen including “a store employee or cashier” and that they are allowed to use “reasonable force as is necessary to contain the individual and prevent escape.”

when i was a little kid my mom said i stole some candy from a store bc i nabbed it bc i wanted it and she forgot to take it away from me and by the time we left the store she realized i still had the candy and she ran back and bought it lol

narc

Do they know that citizen's arrests are a thing?

classic. also 1st.

2nd.👌

This title is just the homosexual manifesto