From Episode 174 "Starbucks Castle Doctrine" Listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me here: www.maximumfun....
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@Brettisen6 жыл бұрын
"you're not my dad, like, later" griffin. thank you
@jeannelieber58176 жыл бұрын
Comrade griffin
@magicman92185 жыл бұрын
As an armed security guard, our job depends on keeping the secret that our guns really only shoot condiments
@mayacarah6 жыл бұрын
this bit is so iconic I start laughing before they’re done reading the question
@Windrunner0075 жыл бұрын
I love how they have this entire conversation without once acknowledging the existence of security cameras. Like... that’s 90% of loss prevention for big chain stores like Walmart and Target. “Let them go, we have them on camera.” Then some bored-ass cop tracks you down.
@richie-34852 жыл бұрын
depends on the store. when i worked at Toys R Us up until it closed, only 2 of the security cameras in the store were actually operative. the others were decoys lmfao.
@felidthing4 жыл бұрын
i love anarchist griffin
@GrayTeaPop6 жыл бұрын
LA-TER. LATER!
@leigh36936 жыл бұрын
LA. TER. DOG. LA. TER! My favorite part of the whole video!
@popcornenthusiast4 жыл бұрын
He was a sk8r thief said see you l8r chief 🛹
@nerdpiggy6 жыл бұрын
this. changed. the. game.
@zacharywood94165 жыл бұрын
nerdpiggy how
@beckgh72705 жыл бұрын
Monster Fox shoplifting became legal after the release of this podcast
@Karma-dd7fg5 жыл бұрын
The most a Walmart employee can do is tell management. We're literally not allowed to do anything else lmao
@CallMeFreakFujiko5 жыл бұрын
I'm going to go into every video of people being caught and stopped when they tried shop lifting and go "thanks Griffin" in every comment section that isn't closed. Edit: Okay so there's a lot, so two. Two videos I'll do this for.
@SnowMart4 жыл бұрын
7:00 is possibly my favourite Justin mid-sentence breakdown of all time.
@opekamma6 жыл бұрын
I think about this bit constantly bc I literally have to stop thieves nightly at my job.
@dillpickle47845 жыл бұрын
do u feel like a superhero or like a wet blanket when u do it? i want to know your stories......
@PurpleLion355 жыл бұрын
narc alert
@greg984 жыл бұрын
you're not my dad, later
@Chris_Meade5 жыл бұрын
As someone who works at target and who watched our TPS (targets code for asset protection) officer grab a guy trying to walk out with 2 TVs and throw him on the ground while another person pepper sprayed him (the thief started throwing punches), I can assure you that they can in fact touch you
@delta0x5 жыл бұрын
but they're not gonna fu-cking shoot me, later!
@DrShak20094 жыл бұрын
Ehhhh no, that shit is illegal
@OmqSparklez6 жыл бұрын
life changing
@BrazenSolar6 жыл бұрын
A classic! Amazing!
@oddsocks81833 жыл бұрын
I worked at bome hargains and the amount of times people would walk in, grab massive buckets of stuff really obviously and then walk right out again is atrocious
@lazyguy73315 жыл бұрын
I take offense to Travis's profiling. I checked out a lot of refridgirators as a kid to see in which ones I'd fit. Sometimes I would even get in one to see how comfy it would be. Gotta say, disappointed in you Travis... Very dissapointed.
@dillpickle47845 жыл бұрын
as much as i hate to say it, juice and griffin are super wrong. 1. security cameras 2. any employee can follow you to your car, look at your license plate, and call the cops 3. citizens arrest: US Laws state it can be performed by any citizen including “a store employee or cashier” and that they are allowed to use “reasonable force as is necessary to contain the individual and prevent escape.”
@zacharywood94165 жыл бұрын
dill pickle that’s assuming the impotent fuck at the whole foods can actually detain me
@charlieraven63425 жыл бұрын
Ive worked in a lot places that taught about theft. No one monitors the cameras - if an employee catches you they write down time and area to get evidence. They CANT follow you out out of safety of the employee. Of you citizens arrest (which employees w get fired for doing btw) you best hqve 10000% evidence cuz the person you accuse w send you straight to court if you fuck up
@retsamekop104 жыл бұрын
lmao narc
@wilderwentzel26625 жыл бұрын
when i was a little kid my mom said i stole some candy from a store bc i nabbed it bc i wanted it and she forgot to take it away from me and by the time we left the store she realized i still had the candy and she ran back and bought it lol