"I really hope that's not my wife." "Justin, it is S-Y-D-N-E-E." "SHIET."

"my member is voluminous" im sorry i didnt know we were writing fanfiction now

I put this on as background noise as I was washing dishes, and zoned out a little, and zoned back in just as Griffin went, "Holy shit... my butt's a vagina?" I had no context, and I laughed so hard that I nearly dropped a glass.

5:35 When you do mouth stuff. The fangs? For pleasure. God I love griffin's way of phrasing that stuff

(Facisinated) "My butt's a vagina?" ( *Everyone fucking loosing it* )

i listen to this once a week and my skin is so clear

“Jenny McCarthy can ramp a Volvo into a pile of flaming shit” is a magical quote, I love it

I made the mistake of drinking water in the last five seconds. I choked

"Isn't that why vampire; sex... when you do mouth stuff. The fangs? For pleasure."

every time i listen to this bit, i forget that justin says, "i'm sorry, is that... da butt?" and every time i weep with laughter because i'm 6 apparently

So I'm sitting in my room listening to this, and not even thinking about it my hand slips and I have pressed the button to broadcast this to another device. In my panic afterwards I realize that it has broadcasted to a TV I don't recognize. A minute later I have to ask my sister if she recognized the name of it. She told me that it was the name of the TV in the living room. Not knowing this before hand, I kinda freaked out because I thought I had just sent this to a random neighbors TV.

The last ten seconds of this video really make it for me

8:58 is the hardest i’ve laughed all day

"the only thing on the footlong was black olives i think im septic" hit like a pile of bricks because i get a toasted wheat footlong with cheese and a bunch of black olives,,, im being clocked

“Please don’t try to fuck me on my phone. That’s my dad’s phone!” The pleading in his voice when he says “dad’s” 😂

I want to see someone animate this into an iMessage conversation

i love how griffin immediately interpreted the question to mean "how do i prevent my bf from sexting me in the first place" because the idea of it is so weird and foreign to him lol

the ending fucking kills me

CLASSIC LITTLE BROTHER

I lose it at "I think I'm sceptic" every time

Am I the only one who thought that the question asker meant after sexting back and forth but didn't wanna make the ending awkward or just ignore the last message?

*Griffin:* “Just, like, bitin’. Bitin’... a wiener?? Is that???? I don’t know.” *Travis:* “Heh-wait, what?” *Griffin:* “Like, the vampire, like... drinks wiener blood? Isn’t that, like... so hot right now?? Is the thought that, like...??? I’m imagining, isn’t that why vampire sex, when you do mouth stuff, the fangs? For pleasure.” *Travis:* “...Just keep going.” *Justin:* “Yeah, keep going, I gotta know more about this.”

Dangan Rumper

I love that these highlights don't have any thumbs downs

I love how you can audibly hear at least one of the brothers inhale sharply when Griffin mentions getting your wiener stuck

"'Sext a Rumping Fiction' is my favorite Belle and Sebastian song" is easily in the top 10 funniest things Griffin's ever said, and lemme tell you boys, that's a competitive fucking list.

The funniest part of this was them calling Heather Mills sweet and "Mrs Paul McCartney"

"Super grody down there?" were you shoving dirt down your pants

i thought of ugh i ate a whole subway foot long while watching another video and decided that this was more important

griffin really went off on 'weiner blood' huh

easy, just send "SPOOOOOOOOOOODGE CITY"

As an ace person this is infinitely relatable

True story: one time a guy wrote a fan fiction about the two of us falling in love and going on dates. He was a boy with tousled black hair and color changing eyes, and i was a boy with braces and curly hair. There were multiple chapters, and he stood over my shoulder the entire time i read it

I love they mixed up sexting, and sexual roleplay

The fanny part was the best XD

Was going to download a dating app again but this reminded me why I deleted it in the first place. LOL why do people want to sext? we don’t know each other!

I'm pretty sure you're supposed to text them a picture of a pillow and then ask them "so was it good for you?" Edit: WAIT A MINUTE, WOULD THAT MAKE IT ... PILLOWTEXT? CAN I USE THIS? DID I JUST INVENT THE NEXT 'HIP' WORD THE KIDS USE?

The best part is how blatantly not on the same page Griffon is. XP

bad one for eating to

I lost it at “holy shit. My butt’s...a vagina??”

Bussy

Monorail

“Let me put my leg on” The wasn’t cool :( But he did call himself on it :)

“Holy shit... my butt’s a vagina??”

Dude my girl never stop texting me

as a sex-favorable ace person, it's always really funny when I'm sexting someone and just like. Folding laundry as well. glad you're having fun, buddy, I'm cashing in these points later-

Personally I’d just ended with role playing giving them a kiss on the cheek and saying that we settle down to cuddle for the night or just for a nap if the sexting were to be in the midst of the day