From Episode 101 "Sext Fiction" Listen to My Brother, My Brother and Me here: www.maximumfun....
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@odeliaadam6 жыл бұрын
"I really hope that's not my wife." "Justin, it is S-Y-D-N-E-E." "SHIET."
@fishtouch6346 жыл бұрын
"my member is voluminous" im sorry i didnt know we were writing fanfiction now
@-TheHoneybee-4 жыл бұрын
I put this on as background noise as I was washing dishes, and zoned out a little, and zoned back in just as Griffin went, "Holy shit... my butt's a vagina?" I had no context, and I laughed so hard that I nearly dropped a glass.
@swguygardner2 жыл бұрын
Griffin discovers the Bussy...
@sophovot50796 жыл бұрын
5:35 When you do mouth stuff. The fangs? For pleasure. God I love griffin's way of phrasing that stuff
@redacted12556 жыл бұрын
Sophovot 5:40 ** Sorry
@sepiasmith50655 жыл бұрын
HE SAID IT EXACTLY AS I READ THIS I'M CRRHJNG
@sophovot50793 жыл бұрын
@@redacted1255 no man the whole sentence
@CpWiser106 жыл бұрын
(Facisinated) "My butt's a vagina?" ( *Everyone fucking loosing it* )
@iblame_nargles6 жыл бұрын
"Loosing" is a poor choice of words...
@CpWiser106 жыл бұрын
IBlameNargles holy shit
@RDR9116 жыл бұрын
Better tighten those it's!!
@jadeemiliepersimmons6 жыл бұрын
i listen to this once a week and my skin is so clear
@carlosvarona2204 жыл бұрын
Those are rookie numbers
@calebduarte52554 жыл бұрын
“Jenny McCarthy can ramp a Volvo into a pile of flaming shit” is a magical quote, I love it
@nico-36636 жыл бұрын
I made the mistake of drinking water in the last five seconds. I choked
@smilefishyish4 жыл бұрын
Iceburner - you choked, eh? 😏 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@katrinadejager-kennedy2966 жыл бұрын
"Isn't that why vampire; sex... when you do mouth stuff. The fangs? For pleasure."
@smallman33816 жыл бұрын
Katrina DeJager-Kennedy they drink Weiner blood
@nonyabiddnuss48486 жыл бұрын
" Not all vampires suck blood, some vampires SUCK *DICK* "
@Cthulhubot4 жыл бұрын
every time i listen to this bit, i forget that justin says, "i'm sorry, is that... da butt?" and every time i weep with laughter because i'm 6 apparently
@olib55006 жыл бұрын
So I'm sitting in my room listening to this, and not even thinking about it my hand slips and I have pressed the button to broadcast this to another device. In my panic afterwards I realize that it has broadcasted to a TV I don't recognize. A minute later I have to ask my sister if she recognized the name of it. She told me that it was the name of the TV in the living room. Not knowing this before hand, I kinda freaked out because I thought I had just sent this to a random neighbors TV.
@dankit25484 жыл бұрын
I wouldn't mention if you weren't on a MBMBaM vid, but I have just dropped you your 69th like my dude and I thought I should tell you. P.s. "nice" - all the Mcelroys.
@journeyschaubhut87726 жыл бұрын
The last ten seconds of this video really make it for me
@abby-zg4rq6 жыл бұрын
8:58 is the hardest i’ve laughed all day
@Triss_Joy4 жыл бұрын
abby SAAAAME 🤣
@snoixalicious2 жыл бұрын
"the only thing on the footlong was black olives i think im septic" hit like a pile of bricks because i get a toasted wheat footlong with cheese and a bunch of black olives,,, im being clocked
@zacharywood94165 жыл бұрын
“Please don’t try to fuck me on my phone. That’s my dad’s phone!” The pleading in his voice when he says “dad’s” 😂
@rowansidhe32394 жыл бұрын
I want to see someone animate this into an iMessage conversation
@Fiona-West2 жыл бұрын
i would love this
@carsonbutch83862 жыл бұрын
i love how griffin immediately interpreted the question to mean "how do i prevent my bf from sexting me in the first place" because the idea of it is so weird and foreign to him lol
@friday35926 жыл бұрын
the ending fucking kills me
@Tdarquise6 жыл бұрын
CLASSIC LITTLE BROTHER
@crowstrive14265 жыл бұрын
Hey (I dont mean this in a creepy way), I just wanted to say your makeup is reslly cool, you've got a rad aesthetic
@facundotorres1753 жыл бұрын
I lose it at "I think I'm sceptic" every time
@ardencollins73373 ай бұрын
No joke I think about black olive subway foot that causes sepsis at least once a week
@TaakosGoodOutHere3 жыл бұрын
Am I the only one who thought that the question asker meant after sexting back and forth but didn't wanna make the ending awkward or just ignore the last message?
@rowansidhe32394 жыл бұрын
*Griffin:* “Just, like, bitin’. Bitin’... a wiener?? Is that???? I don’t know.” *Travis:* “Heh-wait, what?” *Griffin:* “Like, the vampire, like... drinks wiener blood? Isn’t that, like... so hot right now?? Is the thought that, like...??? I’m imagining, isn’t that why vampire sex, when you do mouth stuff, the fangs? For pleasure.” *Travis:* “...Just keep going.” *Justin:* “Yeah, keep going, I gotta know more about this.”
@JT_Jag6 жыл бұрын
Dangan Rumper
@JonathanSicoli6 жыл бұрын
JT Jag Dang It Grab Bobs
@dragonslibrary92074 жыл бұрын
Huzzah! A man of culture!
@9786oof6 жыл бұрын
I love that these highlights don't have any thumbs downs
@jaen.19524 жыл бұрын
I love how you can audibly hear at least one of the brothers inhale sharply when Griffin mentions getting your wiener stuck
@Dylan_Platt5 ай бұрын
"'Sext a Rumping Fiction' is my favorite Belle and Sebastian song" is easily in the top 10 funniest things Griffin's ever said, and lemme tell you boys, that's a competitive fucking list.
@erinmcgee11606 жыл бұрын
The funniest part of this was them calling Heather Mills sweet and "Mrs Paul McCartney"
@heloiaowling48786 жыл бұрын
"Super grody down there?" were you shoving dirt down your pants
@justneedstowork6 жыл бұрын
Heloia Owling whatever helps the plants
@phlyarologist19876 жыл бұрын
Heloia Owling See: Sweat
@theWeaverofTales6 жыл бұрын
straight up Merle Highchurch
@cottontaelle6 жыл бұрын
uhh you don't ?
@Sparklychan6 жыл бұрын
That's basic level gardening, my dude
@caitlinisahookerfromhell4 жыл бұрын
i thought of ugh i ate a whole subway foot long while watching another video and decided that this was more important
@nachturnally4 жыл бұрын
griffin really went off on 'weiner blood' huh
@ionceateapinecone6 жыл бұрын
easy, just send "SPOOOOOOOOOOODGE CITY"
@theWeaverofTales6 жыл бұрын
As an ace person this is infinitely relatable
@abigaillim14126 жыл бұрын
theWeaverofTales honestly same
@WaluigisGayBoyfriend6 жыл бұрын
I once somehow just forgot I was Ace so someone was talking about real sexual shit and I stopped and thought for awhile and was like, "Why can I not relate to this ????? I do not at all relate ??? OH YEAH"
@pbtbp6 жыл бұрын
SAME
@rylee40126 жыл бұрын
Oof same
@articflame79976 жыл бұрын
Demisexual here but yea same
@tripwyre30104 жыл бұрын
True story: one time a guy wrote a fan fiction about the two of us falling in love and going on dates. He was a boy with tousled black hair and color changing eyes, and i was a boy with braces and curly hair. There were multiple chapters, and he stood over my shoulder the entire time i read it
@buttsmagee4 жыл бұрын
yikes 😬
@calebduarte52553 жыл бұрын
And the restraining order holds to this day.
@B4dr4bbit4 жыл бұрын
I love they mixed up sexting, and sexual roleplay
@BeIlG5 жыл бұрын
The fanny part was the best XD
@beanoboobi4 жыл бұрын
Was going to download a dating app again but this reminded me why I deleted it in the first place. LOL why do people want to sext? we don’t know each other!
@GeminiRosche3 жыл бұрын
For me, sexting was only ever used while in a long distance relationship with my high school girlfriend, a way to mutually fantasize over what we wished to commit once we met up again
@dodes26986 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure you're supposed to text them a picture of a pillow and then ask them "so was it good for you?" Edit: WAIT A MINUTE, WOULD THAT MAKE IT ... PILLOWTEXT? CAN I USE THIS? DID I JUST INVENT THE NEXT 'HIP' WORD THE KIDS USE?
@fisherjam51826 жыл бұрын
all the kids are using it now. You didnt tm quick enough.
@xochi986 жыл бұрын
You deserve an Emmy, Will
@ultimateninjaboi Жыл бұрын
The best part is how blatantly not on the same page Griffon is. XP
@froggybibi4 жыл бұрын
bad one for eating to
@Emma-yn9op5 жыл бұрын
I lost it at “holy shit. My butt’s...a vagina??”
@LiaaaaaaaaAAAAAHH3 жыл бұрын
Bussy
@sweetrios6 жыл бұрын
Monorail
@MaxGreen1114 жыл бұрын
“Let me put my leg on” The wasn’t cool :( But he did call himself on it :)
@tiniepuppie6 жыл бұрын
“Holy shit... my butt’s a vagina??”
@roycecx33354 жыл бұрын
Dude my girl never stop texting me
@raneemrashid64392 жыл бұрын
as a sex-favorable ace person, it's always really funny when I'm sexting someone and just like. Folding laundry as well. glad you're having fun, buddy, I'm cashing in these points later-
@GeminiRosche3 жыл бұрын
Personally I’d just ended with role playing giving them a kiss on the cheek and saying that we settle down to cuddle for the night or just for a nap if the sexting were to be in the midst of the day