Man, "smash capitalism and chug coleslaw juice" is my new motto

Travis is right because the amount of entitled adults I’ve seen try to take an inch a mile with free or reduced price things at grocery store is absolutely wild. I watched a guy on a motorized scooter take ten cookies in the wax paper you’re supposed to use to grab them with from a free cookie jar, and then scooter away as fast as he possibly could.

As a former bakery worker people get SOOO mad if you run out of day old bread. Like they fundamentally just do not understand the concept of it being leftovers that didn’t sell.

I work at a grocery store deli and the answer to “what is the coleslaw juice” is a small amount of cabbage water mixed with prepackaged “coleslaw dressing,” which is a thin vinegar and mayonnaise dressing you can buy by itself. so this woman could’ve just been buying coleslaw dressing this whole time.

justin’s commitment to over-pronouncing mayonnaise brings me great joy

''THAT'S BRISK BABY'' omfg lol

shockingly hearing about how a living actual woman probably guzzles slaw juice aaactually did not do anything for my upset stomach!

I'm gonna be honest, I had to do a double take at the title, I thought it said Cottoneye Joe

#TeamColeSlawPervert

As a person who grew up in the south and learned to make coleslaw from scratch, l I agree the dressing is literally the best part of the coleslaw. That’s where all the flavor comes from. So I don’t blame her lmao

I worked at Subway and had a lady come in and ask to buy one of our bags of honey mustard. I called my boss and she said to tell the customer it would be $7. We had no way to ring up a bag of honey mustard for wholesale for $7, but it worked out because the customer refused to pay the $7 and instead asked for several small sauce containers of honey mustard instead. One bag of honey mustard sauce filled up about two of our sauce bottles so of course she ended up with nowhere near as much but she did get it for free.

Travis is right about the slaw.

Team Coleslaw Pervert 2020

I hate coleslaw from like, expensive nice restaurants, but coleslaw from like KFC is mostly fine for me.