I think these website shenanigans technically make Justin a war profiteer (or at least provocateur) in the on going Chicken Wars

‘charcuterie doesn’t have to be meat and cheese’ YES IT DOES THATS WHAT THE FUCKIN WORD MEANS

You get Unami, umami, and umami

I love you, Travis McElroy

Some religion needs the phrase, "become a vessel for their flavor" somewhere in its writings.

Sauce just covers up crappy food.

Good news: the website it still redirects if you search it, good on juice for keeping on paying for the goofs