And that's how the McElroy brothers accidentally predicted Death Stranding.

Jelly? Don't you mean Jaa'm?

I hear shades of Beacon in Justin's voice here.

I fell on the floor laughing when Justin began to explain how to stop the roommate because I knew exactly where it was going

they said no water trap, BUT, something that reacts to water when they try to wash it off...

jelly the knobs is a good band name called it

Took so long to get to the title I thought it was a mistake

YOU CANT SHOOT ME! MY SUIT COVERED IN BABIES IS PRACTICALLY INVINCIBLE!

Jely

“You’ve been punk’d. She’s been spunk’d”

"How is that a a prank?!" "... What?"

If I wanted someone to stop snooping I’d stage some criminal evidence for them to find and be terrified by

I now want to see a Cube movie where they throw babies instead of shoes.

Ah man this is bothering me so much lol. Honey literally comes right off of you just run water on it. You don’t even need to scrub it. It isn’t sticky in the slightest when you put water on it. People use honey by itself as a quick face wash all the time, ahhhh Griffin!

Ugh, baby roommates are the worst. My friend Kristen just got a baby roommate and that guy makes absolutely no contributions to the household, in fact he actively makes it worse. But she gave birth to him so I guess it's important that he lives with her or whatever.