@Johnny 600 🤣🤣🤣🤣, perhaps but come on man, the guy had black kids and seems to have been in a state of denial , buddy needs someone to be frank with him about the reality of the situation.

Yea, the truth hurts but that's the only way to help them later down the future is to make them accept it. Gotta break down the problem 1st to build something new.

But he said his grandma was half Italian

At a cookout though bro like really

I initially thought that it was Charlie himself

Actually my Mum (Uk) has a year round tan. Uh-oh😉 P.s We are white....

@Daniel Damm you best wash more ya filthy swine.

Damn 😂👍

666th like

Half-Italian 🙄

C'mon Charlie their dicks are bigger than those sausage.

I’m waiting for the day to use that line lmaoo

@Dats a paddlin And bigger... much bigger

Well, the kids might not have inherited the dwarfism gene, but they would have most likely be born with lighter skin. But if you were to overthink this, I'd say that since Charlie's wife was a hoo-ah she probably got pregnant from a different black guy.

You'd be surprised. My sister looks almost 100% like my mother while I'm white as hell. biracial genes are a dice roll game that would make a casino blush.

Andrés Valverde imported. Jesus Christ

Logic is also biracial

Even in a comedy like this no way would the producers have allowed something like 'you've got a bunch of n word kids' which is how this scene would play out in real life.

JAJAJAJAJA

How else would one say it?

@@101Spacetime there's plenty of other ways, not many of them sounding very nice.

@@101Spacetime he could have said those kids are black.

Feels bad.

☠️

Lol in small pieces too!

Youre pathetic. Speaking as a black man.

I'm European. What does this line mean?

Never got the joke

@@clayongayle8870 me too.

Black hair tends to have lower porosity so that it takes longer for water to absorb into the hair shaft, so the water droplets seem to sit on top.

They saved his life way before he was drowning probably saved him the moment his wife left he needed someone to be there for and help him laugh and cope with stress

No matter what, they are his kids, he loved them and they loved him.

Fuck that someone else’s kids wife cheated on you

How disgusting your brain sir

Yep, think with other head, dump the snake.

Good Krypollo calm down guys it’s an old comedy lmao

@Good Krypollo lol

Good Krypollo 🤣 you don’t sound calm. And you don’t know WHAT Jim thought weirdo lol. Again, it’s a movie so just save your opinion, it’s pointless in this scenario. You did not present ANY facts.

@Good Krypollo You are definitely not calm. Seems like you have something to prove.

@Good Krypollo It is human duty to call people out on their delusions. Where did you get that? Charlie knew those kids were not his. The other guy calling him out at a BBQ just made himself look like a dick.

This movie was an instant classic

Omg me toooooooooo

Saw this in the drive-in as a teen. Instant classic for sure.

I know right, omg that shit was so damn funny it's painful.

You ain’t lying. 🤣

😂😂😂

I hollered

What does that one mean

@@nunya988 Black people's hair doesn't react the same way with water as other races. On top of that they usually have it conditioned and water will ruin that. Ask someone black they will tell you all about it.

I always thought he said that’s prolly why the water beats off the hair Thank you for that clarification

I had the same thought. It might have been better if he ordered food. Btw who is protecting the town? Seems like every cop in the town was invited.

I thought the same thing lol. Poor planning Charlie.

Imagine if a horseshoe misses the sandbox Ouch.

That's why you set the grill up early, and foil wrap a couple of batches before the party is in full swing

I never thought of that. Haha

When you notice how young Jim Carrey looks, its not that crazy

Yeah,i was in my early 20s when this movie came out. Man i miss the good old days

@soap obviously early 40s 😂

this was one of the first dvd's i burnt

Really? Jesus im getting old

Me too, it’s probably my favorite comedy ever

Best movie ever next to the cable guy!

Did it ever make it to theaters ??

100% and I love Friday but this is GOLDEN

You never see the jokes coming. It definitely is brilliant.

1:03 He seemed like he got mad at Finneran for ruining his appetite towards those sausages. LOL

Great observation. I never noticed that.

Lmao. Funny shit.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

R.I.P Robert Forster (Legend)

@Donde Merlin how did you miss that? The camera literally points directly at his face as he does it?

half italian? oh yea.....thats probably why the water beads off their hair

Lol you only have 12.5% of your great grandmother’s dna which means those kids would only have about 6.25%. 😂

@@isaiah2810 maeth magician

I know that’s so funny. My grama is half Italian and looks more Irish cuz she’s half Irish as well. Just didn’t get the darker tone.

They were about to execute us when one of the officers said “wait a minute their not white their Italian”

Give it time....give it time. Only certain Americans, pander to a very small percentile. Shit won't last. People and companies are already getting fed up.

@@Jason_Van_Stone these companies are the ones embracing the lunacy. I don't know maybe you're right. But these indoctrinated kids today are so fucked in the head.......

@@Jason_Van_Stone what's it like being this naive?

@@entertainme7523 not as bad as being so dense....

@@Jason_Van_Stoneas the country becomes less European, the collective IQ will continue to fall, and this type of Faustian humour will be a thing of the past. We’re basically at that point already, art lacks the quality it once possessed, thanks to the Judeo-Africanization of pop culture.

You make me sick..

Only Jim Carey could be that stupid in real life 😂

yes thats so true , and they loved him , my fave part towards the end one of them still refers to him as daddy even though hes about 35 ha ha

The color was not the point, the point was that they were not his children

Exactly. It had nothing to do with race. The beer guy wasn't saying that. The point was, they were CLEARLY not his children. If you wanted to make that statement correct, you would have said he loved them even though he knew they were not his kids.

People loved him when he was just an actor but Jim became vocal people began to hate him for it. People forget actors are just like you and I they too have a voice and a right to their own opinions and thoughts.

Agree, brilliant actor.

Yep. He's a great impressionist, and a great impressionist has the potential to be a great actor, simply by mimicking other great actors.

Not really anymore maybe back in the day when he started shifting to dramas but it’s been years now where we all know he is a talented actor all around. One of My favorites from him is eternal sunshine

@@KittyKAT666Meow A right to voice opinions alright. Even ones that show he's a fucking deranged lunatic.

lol

Nothing wrong with big sausage

hey do you know mike oxmaul.

it is lol

Bless you and your dad

Awwwww thats dope, bro! Im glad you had love in your life, even if it wasn't biological.

Same here, can rely more on my stepdad than my own father

He’s a schmuck.

“He may have been your father boy, but he wasn’t your daddy.”

r u a girl?

🤣

That made me laugh until I had tears in my eyes!!! 😂🤣

@@mariedumas5071 hey mami

That's how Pulp Fiction went for me except it was the "We should have shotguns for this shit." part so early in the flick.

Was 300, sex scene at the beginning. The tape couldn’t have handle the heat!

“Beads off the hair” 😂😂😂😂

Yes that is the plot of the film

00 00 But that’s the fun of KZfaq

@00 00 ive replied to 5 year old comments and still got a reply, you seem confused

..and one day he just snapped 🤪

Yes! But can I ask you a question?

And he was great on “The Black Hole” despite what people say about the movie. It’s still one of my favorites and he was perfect as Captain Dan Holland. I think he was fantastic in every movie and TV show.

P

Rip

He had brilliant, subtle comedic timing in Jackie Brown as well. RIP Robert Forster, one of the greats

I picked up on that also. He even reverses the movement before getting involved hilarious

It was the 80s

😂

I love when they are about to fight, looking exactly alike.

whats with cops and those fucking mustaches..

Reno 911 cops!

imagine if she had been full Italian

@@Helga7850 kids would've been extra black then 🤣

Yes they can, comedy gets a much longer leash.

Neil Smith Here we go. Another right winger jumping at shadows that aren’t there

@@dane21dc So he says as half of media jumps on Dave Chappelle of all people.

@@dane21dc Here we go. Another leftist in complete denial about the world around him.

@@dane21dc fucking idiot it's true wake up dumb fuck actually u are probably the very people who are killing our planet with ur denials lies and nasty fucking attitude face it mate were all fucked coz of people just like u you who want to end all things human and make us all follow your crazy whacko agenda

Wrong

Ive found that whenever some douchebag says "as a black man", it usually means (s)he is NOT black.

The 'as a black man' brigade has returned!

​@@thee_morpheusWell he certainly isn't going to say 'as a white man' in that scenario lol

Absolutely love the 'as a black man' crew. We should

It was the dick bigger than them sausages comment for me hahahaha

My boss is the same way with me after working for him for years the captain cares for Charlie

@@DOOMESDAYS oh of course he cares. That’s why he checks the asshole immediately.

he looks at the sausages and then looks at the kids lol

I never saw this movie! How can this be this is so crazy. I must’ve been out of the country or something

This is the scene that I remember the most from the movie…and THIS line. 😂😂

Whats funny about that?

@@IWannaUnaliveMyself He's trying to tell Charlie that "his kids" are black and not his. Most people's hair absorb water whereas black people's hair repel water thus the quote " water beads off the hair".

@@IWannaUnaliveMyself fking plenty, and if you don't think that it is funny then you're probably a bit of a sour individual.

So many years been this movie come out

lol

lol

Read it as he said it lmao

@@evilkittyofdoom195 no one knows what it means, but its provocative

@@psychoticmaniac8465 it gets the people going!

The cow deserved better.

"Well since you brought it up, I've been meaning to ask you about that!"

He looks at the sausage's then the kids 😂

Bruh 😂😂😂

They just abandoned their kids.

Michael Weaselboy Yeah, like what the fuck. I would’ve loved a part at the end where they come back and the kids are basically like, "get the fuck out' or atleast we get to see what happened to their actual parents. I just wonder what happened to the kids real parents.

What happened after Charlie was a better parent? That is to say, "...Charlie was a better parent then..." what? The rest of the sentence is nonsensical.

Legend tells the real father is still out for cigarettes to this day

@@mwilliamshs No I mean what happened to their real dad and their mom. Not what happened to Charlie after the fact.

Lmfao I thought that was the funniest part lol

@@onedeep203 Yea it's little details like that really make a scene funnier lol

I never noticed that hahahahahaha

@@InSaiyanPower87 Really? The camera cuts to a close-up of ONLY his face as he glances back and forth. Not sure how you could miss that.

hahaha never noticed that.

Yeh it is, absolute masterpiece. Carrey's 2nd best behind Dumb and Dumber

This movie is not underrated. Stop saying words you read in other comments!

@@Zodroo_Tint someones a hater, if you think i have no life and all i wana do is read others comments and steal their words, you my friend are mistaken. But thank you for having no life and reading my comment ;-)

@@Zodroo_Tint Agree. "Underrated". On his time it was a very well known comedy movie. Today all is underrated like no one ever liked it.

How is it underrated? I remember when it was released everybody liked it

When Charlie had a pair before Layla left him and at the end he was actually tougher than Hank. Hank, as aggressive and violent as he was, was weak. Hank lost every fight. Charlie knocks Finnard here out in one blow at the end and saved Irene while Hank bitched out. Bear that in mind.

@@castortroy7704 🤔🤔🤔👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾👌🏾

They arent hes kids

Hank got his ass to handed to him twice by a girl half his size (Irene) Gerke pistol whipped Hank and knocked him out and he only gets free hits on the dirty cop after Irene knocks Gerke out from behind with Charlie's motorcycle helmet and Gerke could've dropped Hank as easily in a fist fight without a gun. The jocks at the gas pump stunned Hank using a tazer and jumped him, which wasn't even a fair fight and that Pansy ass jock could've won without a tazer or help vs Hank. Dickie floored Hank in one blow. Hank acted tough but was weak and a poor fighter as violent and crazy as he was. However Charlie, once he gets his confidence back and regained his courage to stand up for himself, was way stronger and tougher than Hank. Knocked out Finnard in one good punch effortlessly, and I think Charlie with his courage at the end and beginning before Layla left Charlie, could've held his own against the dirty cop Gerke in a fair fight although I'd still bet on Gerke, being a more experienced bruiser and NYPD lieutenant from a much larger police department that dealt with far more dangerous and tougher criminals and killers, Charlie probably could've put up a decent fight against Dickie better than glass jawed Hank and got some good hits in but still would've lost as Dickie was much stronger and well built and imposing as well as an experienced street fighter and cold blooded killer. Brave Charlie would've mopped the floor with the punk ass jock that tazed and jumped Hank/Charlie alongside his team in a fair one on one fist fight if the jock didn't have a tazer. Charlie saved Irene while Hank pussied out at the end. Point proven.

Would be great to see how audiences teact to the scenes in this movie. Thete are plenty of them that are so over the top funny

Me too & the girl I took ended up with my best friend.

First seen it when I was a kid, and laughed my ass off.. nowadays, as an adult, this movie is depressing AF

Same here. Then and anytime I watch or even think of this film. I've played the dvd sooooo many times and it never gets old. Great soundtrack too. Breakout from Foos rocks

Play it now and BLM and WOKE will have all traces of this movie CANCELLED. lol

Highway patrol, comes with the territory. lol

It was the 80s

The Cop mustache too! 😂

My brother is a cop and he has that same mustache... 😂😂😂😂😂

Polybius who wants a mustache ride?

Same here. I was in tears when he said that.

Same, parents at the time thought Carey was strictly for kids and didn't even consider it was perhaps inappropriate for kids to watch.

It’s almost as dark as his kids

dude, they just have all year around tan

You can say that again

it isn't dark at all

Old man here. My best friend raised 4 kids that weren't his, did everything for them, people called him a true father. On his death bed he was crying because his children were looking for their biological dad instead of being there for him. I was there for him as he spent his last days regretting his life choices. It was heart breaking in ways you will never imagine.

​@@kenadams3306not a good deed goes unpunished. thats why bein selfish and avoiding help is the way. if you wanna help someone that someone needs to earn and prove loyalty first. also no man should raise other men children is a sin in nature. nature wants men to fight and pass their seed to next generation

I had the same friend. Passed away also. Alone. Sometimes the good you do isn't rewarded the way you're used to or expect. I also know the same story but with the outcome that is literally reversed. No good deed goes unpunished. For as punishment is to the evil act, so is reward to a good act. Now no evil deed is unpunished, by God the just judge. Therefore no good deed is unrewarded, and so every good deed merits some good.[a] - Thomas Aquinas, Summa Theologica See ya on the other side old timer 🙏

@@Nate-cg9mm I'm sorry brother, I'll see you on the other side.

A true sucker lol

🙏

Dude, you never had c0vid.

Hahaha xD

Brah... its a movie

what a loser. All his effort in life going into something that will not pass on his uniqueness. As a creature, he fails the most fundamental of tests.

@@Wimpymind He raised them well

@@Wimpymind Wisdom is not genetic.

Hank was ALMOST born lol

Charlie would've rocked his shit just like he does at the end when he stops being a coward and regains his courage so he don't need Hank anymore.

@@CCROGGY Tbh Charlie, before he went numb after Layla left him and once he regains his courage at the end, was actually tougher than Hank. Hank couldn't fight. Lost everytime.

Good thing the Chief was there to prevent World War 3 from happening...

That's why he was chopping them up

That’s what happens when you’re in denial… Gotta keep the mind occupied all day.. So the brilliance of the writing was that he wanted to be grilling all day

Or maybe those people Have eaten already and those are EXTRA.

Take this recent like

@@Neoquaker1 anything truly positive I'll happily take

I hate it! after a few months all the comments will be deleted by the KZfaq nazis. Deleting any type of intelligence or history.

Ha agreed!

So are they actually his kids, or does he love them like they were his own?

same here haha

Are you of the same race?

@@XOPOIIIO yes they are human

@@cmonbruh7139 Human is not a race, it's species.

Pc stands for the first two letters of my favriot drug pcp

Nah, I'm old enough to remember seeing this movie in the cinema. Trust me, there were plenty bores whining on about "pC hAs gONe mAd" back then too

@@jmckendry84 It was just the beginning, remember people saying ignore it and it will go away. Man were they wrong, now every movie, TV show and NEWS outlet has to ram woke SJW bullshit down your throat to virtue signal or else their career is over.

You are complaining about the world being less racist. LOL

There was political correctness in 2000. There was even a show called it with Bill Mahr. Damn you guys are dumb lol

Let’s change that fellow men, learn about human nature, you will save yourself a lot of confusion.

@rain Alaska oh yeah Obama is the shit