Meals on Wheels through Bombay | Top Gear Christmas Special 2011

Meals on Wheels through Bombay | Top Gear Christmas Special 2011 | Top Gear

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Jeremy, Richard and James help out a meals on wheels service, through the traffic of Bombay, India. Another classic Top Gear challenge from the 2011 Christmas Special.
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@not_herobrine3752 6 жыл бұрын

"james hadnt just lost the race, he lost bombay" 10/10 dialouge

@SuperSportyGaming 5 жыл бұрын

lmao

@LTRipjaws 5 жыл бұрын

I died when he said that

@ananthjones3141 4 жыл бұрын

Nope 10/10 is oh cock

@Destroytion 4 жыл бұрын

_Oh Cock_

@laren9559 4 жыл бұрын

speech 100

@MultiTopgearfan 10 жыл бұрын

"He hadn't just lost the race, he lost Bombay." LOL

@fredschriks7516 10 жыл бұрын

Oh cock :p

@castlegaming3812 4 жыл бұрын

The one who takes the most of the meals drops half of them in the way The one who reaches first apparently doesn't care what he carries and takes the least And the one that gets the right one .... Loses Bombay 10 on 10 productivity 🤣

@KingofFray 3 жыл бұрын

The three stooges of Delivery Man

@akhilcs123 2 жыл бұрын

it’s not real boxes if you noticed

@tanmaydeshpande5748 7 жыл бұрын

Although he got lost, atleast james tried to transport the boxes neatly...considering that thats someone's food in there...

@agniveshpali3138 6 жыл бұрын

yeahithinkitsfunny way to have attachments(sarcasm intended).

@TMWT 6 жыл бұрын

Agnivesh Pali lol?

@233Deadman 5 жыл бұрын

Hammond could have done it more carefully if he hadnt ended up stacked too high (due to Jeremy.)

@driftracerepeat7334 4 жыл бұрын

900th like

@dankvader5946 4 жыл бұрын

Yeah food that is peed upon by a Fucking dog.

@ScottRichards10 7 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="83">1:23</a> - "What a moron!" That line always kills me.

@rish2389 6 жыл бұрын

Scott Richards me too bahahaha

@jesusdamian1874 3 жыл бұрын

I like to think the delivery men knew the trio would mess it up and just gave them fake containers

@jackbauer4762 3 жыл бұрын

Of course in reality it was all scripted and most these tins are props

@N0Xa880iUL 2 жыл бұрын

@@jackbauer4762 Great setup tho. The actual stuff looks exactly same.

@sgx9874 5 ай бұрын

Looked like food spilling out of some of the containers so clearly some of it was full.

@siddharth8044 7 жыл бұрын

that dog pissing near the food was gold

@olivercraig3056 5 жыл бұрын

Funny

@zinaitawfik6894 5 жыл бұрын

u saw it good on u mate just add some curry

@Gravydog316 5 жыл бұрын

*golden shower more like it...

@ElectrifiedStud 5 жыл бұрын

yeah, less toxic

@Thenosferatu1900 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah, considering theres a lot of Indian people starving for food. Purpously wasting those meals in front of the native indian people was disrespectfull to say the least.

@wanderingrandomer 2 жыл бұрын

James May is actually the perfect being. The dressing down he gives Clarkson at the start is so on point, and why I love him.

@charlesottowilliamwade5328 Жыл бұрын

gay

@wanderingrandomer Жыл бұрын

@trey0001069760 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="198">3:18</a> The police don't even follow the street laws with lanes!😂🤣😂

@edwinrobert7192 5 жыл бұрын

Its india, what do you expect?

@sakuya9017 4 жыл бұрын

Lol, Don’t even worry about the cops, you can pass them with a ludicrous amount of speed and they won’t care at all

@kalzniak4487 4 жыл бұрын

@@imktan108 Maybe so that the police don't have to catch 10 people, but only one and still get the same amount of money?

@Raez_XL 4 жыл бұрын

They were overtaking the black car. You can see the car at the end of the scene.

@ahadsathi 4 жыл бұрын

@@kalzniak4487 Well it is all done electronically that means online so they just fine you through the device and your car number will keep stacking up the fine,

@wickiezulu 10 жыл бұрын

Have to admit that the Mini looks right at home on Indian streets, pity a 4/5-door version never entered production.

@Deadpool-su2po 4 жыл бұрын

Yea it looks so cool and unique I've only seen a couple of them in mumbai but they are such a treat to look at.

@castlegaming3812 4 жыл бұрын

So many minis in pune

@wickiezulu 3 жыл бұрын

@Jay arr Apparently on AROnline a classic Mini four-door prototype on the longer Mini Estate wheelbase was built though nothing became of it, such a layout together with a production version of the various Mini hatchback one-offs (e.g. Maples Mini, Radford Mini hatchback, etc) and simplified suspension, etc along with a 4-door Wolseley Hornet/Riley Elf saloon model would have been a more practical variant for Indian streets years before the Maruti 800 were it not for the License Raj.

@1karanhasija 3 жыл бұрын

Hello, they introduced a 5 door car here, 4 doors and one opens at/from the back.

@souvikrc4499 3 жыл бұрын

@@1karanhasija You mean the Hyundai i20?

@thebrainbuilder2849 3 жыл бұрын

Every race episode I have watched Hammond always does such sharp turns that either his car flips or something breaks

@barbarooza8408 2 жыл бұрын

Script

@kritz480z 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="422">7:02</a> Tssssss AaAaAaaAaAaa

@bigzubber Жыл бұрын

“Yes the people who’ve lived here all their life don’t use the “quicker” roads even though traffic has been a problem for decades, but I’ll use them” - James May😂

@Kobin2000 9 жыл бұрын

OMG JAMES AT THE END: "Oh cock..."

@titmouse-distribution 3 жыл бұрын

There goes Captain Sense of Direction at it again!

@user-mn5sd3sn8z 7 жыл бұрын

if you can drive in india you can drive anywhere in the world except russia

@stierlitz4762 6 жыл бұрын

vnature ebta

@RLam-se6em 6 жыл бұрын

In Russia, the car drives you.

@not_herobrine3752 6 жыл бұрын

mad.

@oncomwaria1707 6 жыл бұрын

That's logic also count if you can drive in indonesia

@ascarikz1r733 5 жыл бұрын

Turdman jones Yup. Small roads, traffic everywhere, potholespotholespotholes, and obviously, speed bumps.

@joedowle9572 8 жыл бұрын

"Oh cock!" James May, 2011

@Tuneman1984 8 жыл бұрын

"Oh cock!" James May, Every year since 2003 :D

@speedometer111 6 жыл бұрын

Oh Cock, 2030 James May about to be killed by an AI.

@GarArtStudios 11 жыл бұрын

James seems to constantly be the one far behind.

@minorearthmajorsky1476 3 жыл бұрын

Fancy seeing you here lol

@casual_boredom7195 3 жыл бұрын

He is Captain slow after all.

@jerichamesclammay3107 3 жыл бұрын

well yeah, he's not called Captain Slow for no reason, you know.

@nycmaverick 3 жыл бұрын

He did drive the Bugatti Veyron 300KMH.

@botdfbvb 3 жыл бұрын

To be fair, you can't be far behind if no one knows where you're going *taps head with finger*

@samakshuppal 8 жыл бұрын

The glory days of top gear! Salute to the trio! I will regret not going for the shooting of top gear in India!

@DeadlyV1RU5 3 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="125">2:05</a> I have so much time on my hands that I actually worked this out. The train's journey is 14 miles and it takes 44 minutes to get there. To work out the average speed you have to divide distance in miles (14) by time in minutes (44) and then times that by 60. You do this because dividing distance by time tells you how many miles it covers in one minute; then you multiply that by 60 to get how many miles it does in an hour - or in other words, speed in MPH. So 17 ÷ 44 = 0.31, X 60 = 19.09. The train's average speed is just over 19mph. (What a slow train!) Now with Jeremy's journey: 17 ÷ 44 = 0.38, X 60 = 23.18. So Jeremy must average just over 23mph. Actually that's to match the train, so he needs to go anywhere above that to beat it.

@TheAlps36 2 жыл бұрын

Maybe the train had to stop at stations along the way

@ddeanb784 6 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="433">7:13</a> clarkson get a heartattack

@Nomadicshunti1963 10 жыл бұрын

lol the dog pissed there

@omkar599 10 жыл бұрын

Yeah.. Onto the lunch box..!! It's pathetic..!!

@jakubbalog8610 9 жыл бұрын

welcome to india

@asmit4166 4 жыл бұрын

2020 and it's the same people here never change.

@KrishnaSharma-gg1eh 3 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="422">7:02</a> they were abusing him 😂🤣🤣

@serg62961 8 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="306">5:06</a> TICKLE FIGHT !!!

@dontusehername 8 жыл бұрын

+serg62961 5:08*

@frostyvr9805 5 жыл бұрын

I saw your comment right as that part came on

@PlagueS36 5 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was just weird

@CaptainAMAZINGGG 4 жыл бұрын

I was trying to think of who says this. I heard it in his voice as I read it. Finally figured it out, CRAIG FERGUSON!!! TICKLE FIGHT!!! :')

@hamm3rh3ad51 3 жыл бұрын

K I N K Y

@connorbusby6809 5 жыл бұрын

When Hammond dropped all the food 😂

@mohammedusman415 3 жыл бұрын

Feel bad for him he even had to picked it all by himself in the middle of the road

@staminapromos 3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammedusman415 don't feel bad. It was in the script he helped to write. Notice how he was wet by that point? He got out of the car in the rainstorm, either to set up the shot or in the first take which was then re-filmed due to the storm.

@ch-p2861 2 жыл бұрын

It looked on purpose.

@officialkirbyfan6899 7 ай бұрын

"Oh..."

@MrMonoman123 10 жыл бұрын

Where did James find a Rolls-Royce for under 7000 pounds?

@acronvron9665 5 жыл бұрын

Jamie Steal exactly

@KS-qr1ry 5 жыл бұрын

Jamie Steal America

@-Minuano- 4 жыл бұрын

India

@cavespider6665 4 жыл бұрын

**O H C O C K**

@jeremytheimer7443 4 жыл бұрын

you can actually find some on auto trader.

@volkswag12 8 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="137">2:17</a> thats me doing math lol

@rish2389 6 жыл бұрын

dodgetransformer84 Lmao

@Zak-ob5ze 4 жыл бұрын

Maths

@rufersalonky9547 4 жыл бұрын

I hate math fuck u lol

@ghazypangerang6118 4 жыл бұрын

Quik mafs

@abemulligantralz8806 3 жыл бұрын

@sv 98 bruh

@potionseller8943 3 жыл бұрын

as a kid i thought those lunches looked so tasty. imagine having homemade Indian food delivered to you at work, that'd be awesome.

@atmbcito 2 жыл бұрын

It's not quite like that- but yeah.

@huskiehuskerson5300 2 жыл бұрын

You're right, those lunches looked do nasty

@wadig 2 жыл бұрын

Good god you have no idea 😬🤮

@amrutnick9425 3 жыл бұрын

Legend says James is still wandering somewhere trying to reach the spot 😂

@rishabhpal9845 3 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="434">7:14</a> "HAMMOND"

@dimashevchenkoua 2 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="424">7:04</a> lmao at Clarkson doing an impression of the hot food

@hueyfreemanhisanimatedfrie925 3 жыл бұрын

James and Hammond: *(trying to transport the food properly and neatly but lose in the process)* Clarkson: *(bungs the cans in and makes a dash for the finish like the orangutan he is, ultimately placing a burden on James and Hammond)*

@anthonyslade7421 4 жыл бұрын

Not one comment about the two grown men tickling each other. <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="308">5:08</a>

@mohammedusman415 3 жыл бұрын

India u see everything here

@handsworth101 3 жыл бұрын

Nothing wrong with that!

@elimccain1728 3 жыл бұрын

It's for good luck. We do every morning to our friends and family

@BenilJoseph 2 жыл бұрын

that's gay lmao

@user-wd1zl4bb6x 2 жыл бұрын

@@BenilJoseph only gay here is you, Indian men's masculinity isn't fragile as westerners'.

@samuraisherman157 5 жыл бұрын

Driving in India is basically driving and walking on the Nurburgring

@jojomusic5877 Жыл бұрын

That's comedy gold, my man! Thanks for making me laugh🤭

@grimreaper1542 4 жыл бұрын

"much hotter than usual, *touches cans*, aahhhh"

@frostyvr9805 5 жыл бұрын

It’s crazy how in a country with cars and trains and skyscrapers they deliver food in cans that look like they’ve been in a lake for three months

@amandataebby 4 жыл бұрын

James and Jeremy bickering while the dog pisses on the lunches... I love everything about this show 😆

@nityasingh3 3 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="229">3:49</a> this road is near Film city, Goregaon(The building behind is satellite tower), which is way off the Western Express Highway they are shown to be . And this roads leads to nowhere into the National park after crossing the film city.

@Loammello2 2 жыл бұрын

Liar

@nityasingh3 2 жыл бұрын

@@Loammello2 lol ok

@mr.omnipresent9526 2 жыл бұрын

@@Loammello2 why would he lie

@TheMinimumPC 10 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="284">4:44</a> awwww sshhhhiett

@masterandcommander93 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="478">7:58</a> The best of James May!

@cavespider6665 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="478">7:58</a> best ending ever

@Guenter34 6 жыл бұрын

"Captain OCD". 😂😂

@vinudavithanage683 Жыл бұрын

bringing back old memories, top gear will never be the same

@chinmaykabi 2 жыл бұрын

This episode reminds me of how the British handled Bengal famine

@khaledalotaibi3841 2 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="423">7:03</a> Jeremy’s face😂

@Muzzleminer 10 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="36">0:36</a> ... yummmm

@netweed09 9 жыл бұрын

what about 2:24?,,

@SparrowwithaMachinegun 9 жыл бұрын

Then, 5:22 :)

@Thomas-ng5rf 6 жыл бұрын

The food is totally fine

@Mayfairpagan 6 жыл бұрын

8-Bit iioiiiiiiiiiiiiiijijiiijijiiiiji

@smsmurni 5 жыл бұрын

I see T-series

@lupreztryson 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="38">0:38</a> a dog casually takes a piss on the lunch boxes

@elimccain1728 3 жыл бұрын

In India its sign of good luck. I some times wait for cow to do it intentionally. Now we are super power.

@Chan-zv5kb 6 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="230">3:50</a> HOW DELUDED IS JAMES!

@Dusssssst 10 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="284">4:44</a> ROFL!!

@SaturnPone 4 жыл бұрын

That's physics for ya XD

@alexcameron8724 9 жыл бұрын

I can tell you, Jeremy Clarkson, that to have beaten the train, you will have to have averaged faster than 23.18 mph.

@ltpa152 11 жыл бұрын

"It's people's lunches!!!"

@mertbalbal4624 10 жыл бұрын

I love it when James gets lost :D

@zillacutz 6 жыл бұрын

Much hotter than usually arggghh!!

@Arpedk 11 жыл бұрын

gotta love James May's sense of direction :D

@fairplayfairman 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="423">7:03</a> gets me every time. Mildly racist but hilarious lol

@dennisjohnson4365 2 жыл бұрын

Well he is a bloke accused of racism so yeah im sure he is a colonial man himself

@AverageAlien 2 жыл бұрын

Nothing racist about that at all

@AverageAlien 2 жыл бұрын

@@dennisjohnson4365 accused by projecting leftist twats

@basba_qal 2 жыл бұрын

0.38 I think chef D.O.G. just finished adding the last spice on those lunches.🤣🤣🤣

@markwell4720 2 жыл бұрын

The luxury car appears so delightful amid Indian mayhem 😀

@danielclark4880 Жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="381">6:21</a> Judging this shot, James May was leaving Bombay with this road! I was slowly building up to a huge LOL moment!!! 😂😂😂

@Rampagedd 4 жыл бұрын

jezza when he's like "much hotter than usual, AHHHH" love him.

@SwonzX 11 жыл бұрын

Nice going Top Gear, releases a Christmas Special at the right time... from 2011.

@HovenHoven 8 жыл бұрын

Indian meals,not in the most posh carrier but I bet inside they are delicious!!

@Frankfurtdabezzzt 8 жыл бұрын

Clueless = you. I've been to India and the food was great.

@Frankfurtdabezzzt 8 жыл бұрын

Seems like it really depends on where you are. In Rajasthan the food was great

@yashpatil3004 8 жыл бұрын

clueless foolish NRI

@Nammabhai 7 жыл бұрын

if u eat meat does not mean all should eat what u eat or should like what u like.u r just an dumbass

@frostyvr9805 5 жыл бұрын

It’s to spicy just ketchup was to spicy for me and I like spicy food

@alexverrent820 6 жыл бұрын

I’m fine for tea towels thankyou 😂

@ayanpink 10 жыл бұрын

Lol he ended up in Africa

@generaljonblackjack 4 жыл бұрын

@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR James getting lost, also the comment you replied to is 6 years old.

@sivayyanaiduakula9543 3 жыл бұрын

Santashark15 😆😆😆

@thepowerlies 3 жыл бұрын

@MIDKNIGHT FENERIR genius

@mirzaahmed6589 3 жыл бұрын

In Jezza, Uganda.

@MJ-uk6lu 3 жыл бұрын

@@generaljonblackjack Somebody is captain slow

@robertJ14 2 ай бұрын

"I'm fine for tea towels, thank you". Cracks me up everytime.

@himangshusekhar5182 4 жыл бұрын

Totally loved this episode.. Good old Top Gear days.. Poor James!

@CastroL94 11 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="433">7:13</a> HAMMOND!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@amish5924 4 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="437">7:17</a> I can't help but look at everyone's face in the background!!!😂

@Nero-ox5tw 5 жыл бұрын

Bombay Five-O ahhahaha

@yashpatil3004 8 жыл бұрын

just been through the comments section...so much hate..all the NRI's and the indians just chill guys...stop comparing and stop saying that indian food is bad and stuff...you think you live in a perfect country ok have a good life

@DangermuffinVideos 8 жыл бұрын

BOO IN LOO

@goldenboy8769 7 жыл бұрын

Yash Patil the problem is that there are some corrupted people in our Government, and Modi is trying his best to kick em out

@BavarianM 6 жыл бұрын

India food is good But the country is bad

@yashpatil3004 4 жыл бұрын

@@DangermuffinVideos Marona with Corona ;)

@grumpytroll219 4 жыл бұрын

Brooooo you can see my old house at Worli Sea Face here (<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="239">3:59</a>). The white building

@elimccain1728 3 жыл бұрын

I still remember that house. My ex was living there. Had so many memories to sneak in at night

@i_observe9846 3 жыл бұрын

@@elimccain1728 damn

@elimccain1728 3 жыл бұрын

@@i_observe9846 too old and too many memories. Time flies.

@i_observe9846 3 жыл бұрын

@@elimccain1728 how many years ago?

@elimccain1728 3 жыл бұрын

@@i_observe9846 leave it man. It's past. Doesn't matter.

@shobhitchaudhry5606 4 жыл бұрын

@<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="420">7:00</a> Dude complaining that he only brought 10 boxes.

@rodneyquadros196 11 жыл бұрын

i fell off my bed laughing... cheers to all you three...!

@Bobthefinesser 2 жыл бұрын

I loved this show so much as a kid. Miss it so much :(

@arekborowski8881 4 жыл бұрын

man i love this Jag, the only Jag model i find nice looking.

@Arjun6 11 жыл бұрын

They should take The Stig in a Christmas Special. That's going to be hilarious comedy!

@chr1stens3n 11 жыл бұрын

I have this episode in HD on my pc.. awesome episode this,

@mxbx307 2 жыл бұрын

He let his colleagues down and upset the locals who didn't get their lunch, but it's okay because he's got a *Jaaaaaaaag*

@yesyesnono6969 4 жыл бұрын

You know it's going bad if May say "oh co*k"

@CZeroMedia 11 жыл бұрын

mini needs moar low. :)

@anubhavroy5086 2 жыл бұрын

Even after 10 years this is gold

@Vapetzi 11 жыл бұрын

I hope you guys would upload more behind the scenes clips and bloopers Would be great :) thx

@ImmortalAnubis 11 жыл бұрын

I love Top Gear!!

@xWarPx 11 жыл бұрын

Jeremy only had to average 23.2 mph to make 17 miles in 44 minutes.

@mmmc5122 5 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="289">4:49</a> this is when a big pile of food falls. 😨😂😂

@JoelGeorge 10 жыл бұрын

LOVE Top Gear

@WayneMarkRoooney 11 жыл бұрын

"Where are they?" "Dropped em." "...WHAT?" xDDD

@ranialsarakibi3391 8 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="284">4:44</a> and <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="433">7:13</a> 😂

@Miss65boo 10 жыл бұрын

James lost Bombay, too funny!! I just love that OCD guy!

@adityaparashar9317 6 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="37">0:37</a> dog pissing at lunch boxes 😂😂

@ishabrown 4 жыл бұрын

Hammonds face when his food fell off the roof 😂😂

@loadsofshite4887 2 жыл бұрын

GET OUT OF MY WAY <a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="359">5:59</a>

@anoopvuppala 10 жыл бұрын

the end was fantastic.

@sovetski8893 2 ай бұрын

The cans falling off hammonds car registers as an applause on the subtitles 🤣

@MrHerberttarlek 7 жыл бұрын

Going through the old clips as the new show is awful . Love it from a Indian .

@user-mn5sd3sn8z 7 жыл бұрын

MrHerberttarlek nah its pretty good

@frostyvr9805 5 жыл бұрын

675 the old ones are so much funnier and in the first episode of the new ones they made fun of old top gear and acted like it was a bad show

@keithwatson1384 4 жыл бұрын

would you say Bombay or Mumbai! I prefer Bombay!

@shuubhamkhona8297 4 жыл бұрын

@@keithwatson1384 I live in Mumbai and i prefer Bombay too. Just sounds so good

@awesometreefrog1919 11 жыл бұрын

Hammond, I love the MINI!

@ALegitimateYoutuber 11 жыл бұрын

OH GAWD I can't wait for this years Christmas Special.

@testname2166 3 жыл бұрын

Little did the trio knew the foreign cusses thrown at them if understood can fry them alive😂

@RealCosmosry 3 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="321">5:21</a> He put the food spilled on the road back into the Lunch Box. (I hope he did not deliver it tho) Imagine If Gordon Ramsay saw that...

@NotYourAverageMeatball Жыл бұрын

He'd call Richard an effing donut

@christopherlai1798 7 жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="143">2:23</a> Thats me doing math

@liamcollins9183 Жыл бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="161">2:41</a> Imagine if you were eating in the car, and had spilled your food, and needed something to wipe it up with, and a guy walks up to you at that very moment selling tea towels