Meals You Are Guaranteed To Eat In Prison

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Is prison food the worst food there is? You be the judge as today we look at some meals you are guaranteed to eat if you go to prison. Hope you enjoy.
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@stoneseabolt 3 жыл бұрын

"It's Supposed to be Syrup" could be a great companion product to go with "I Can't Believe it's not Butter".

@kdevus 3 жыл бұрын

5:07 AM. I've been up for 7 minutes and have no idea why I'm here. But your comment woke the rest of the place up too...

@deadonentry 3 жыл бұрын

Cant belive its supposed to be byrrup

@thedogfather-yu2ob 3 жыл бұрын

with "i cant believe its not gang rape" for dessert.

@Cobras. 3 жыл бұрын

Except I can't believe its not butter is, you know, ACTUALLY GOOD

@dominiquemassey2742 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao W

@kinky2526 3 жыл бұрын

I've been homeless, on heroin and tbh when I was hungry enough I'd eat stuff out the trash. So yea I would eat this stuff in that situation. Been clean for 3 years now and doing well. Edit: I don't usually do this cause I feel it's cringe, but thanks for all yalls support and affirmations it feels good. Love you all

@SDeww 3 жыл бұрын

hang in their mate!, hope you didnt burn all the bridges behind you!.

@bigchiefrocka1431 3 жыл бұрын

Glad to hear you arw clean. I myself have had my struggles..I have somewhere to live and still eat out of the garbage! Ol habits😁

@rebekahlikesmusic2723 3 жыл бұрын

I went to jail coming off heroin too, i chowed down on the chow lol

@bigchiefrocka1431 3 жыл бұрын

In Colo. Doc they did have actual beef burgers. I remember in 2006 Doc skimped on paying the Co.beef growers assoc. So for one whole year...turkey everything! Omg horrible..you can dress it up as much as you want...but turkey tastes like turkey!! Surprised they didn't serve turkey eggs as well...😉

@GEGE-bx3fj 3 жыл бұрын

Stay well my friend. Stay positive. Very proud of u. Keep ur friends close by, keep ur enemies even closer.... Be well Be safe Be happy Fr across the waters Canada 🇨🇦 🐥🐥🐥hugs 2 all

@icecl0ud 3 жыл бұрын

If prisons served Golden Corral I'd still be scared straight.

@danielromero4207 2 жыл бұрын

Really yeah me too 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@aspiechan420 2 жыл бұрын

Not me! I aint scared of prison! I aint gonna end up in there.

@postmalonesbff4634 2 жыл бұрын

Have you seen the video Prison Stories - Getting Jumped Over Jelly Beans It’s hilarious and crazy! 🔪 😆

@CJ-wc6lf 2 жыл бұрын

I can say worse. Fast food breakfast. I rest my case.

@tucosalamanca7037 2 жыл бұрын

@@postmalonesbff4634 that video doesn't exist

@0dayCTF 3 жыл бұрын

You don’t know what it feels like to starve until you’re eating these trays without commissary. These photos are definitely taken by guards, I didn’t get 50% of the size of these servings. Being locked up, sucks.

@keithbarlow9701 2 жыл бұрын

It's crazy how hungry I got in jail. I mean, I was just laying around not doing shit all day not burning any calories really, yet I was constantly fucking starving. I think that instant coffee made me even hungrier. I usually had commissary (thankfully it came 3 times a week, Mon Wed & Fri) but I'd smash that shit so quick, it would be gone in like a day and a half.

@spritelybird 2 жыл бұрын

Stop. Breaking. The. Law. I'm 51. I got one ticket my whole life for not wearing a fucking seatbelt. That's it. Never been in a courtroom.

@beachbum1523 2 жыл бұрын

@jbnanaz He may have, but he never had to eat prison food.

@GeneralKenobiSIYE 2 жыл бұрын

Try eating nothing for 5 months while being kept alive on IVs. THAT is starving. The first time I got solid food after that nightmare, I inhaled that pathetic hospital burger with NOTHING on it or anything else on the tray and sent my mom out to buy me two more from the cafeteria. I ate those in record time too. When you still think after 20 years that first hospital burger is the BEST burger you have ever eaten in your life.... well you know you were starved.

@mathc1769 2 жыл бұрын

facts

@dapperdingo 3 жыл бұрын

''When the food runs out, we still have each other.'' - Jeffrey Dahmer -

@gypsymom0819 3 жыл бұрын

Oh no you di'ent!! 😳😁

@mactiny274 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂🙂

@kellyalves756 3 жыл бұрын

Speaking of Jeffrey Dahmer, the guy on the far left?😶

@aspiechan420 3 жыл бұрын

Damn right we still got each other XD

@kellyalves756 3 жыл бұрын

@Mike Debrocky Holy. Shit.

@justincrumpton7802 3 жыл бұрын

Here in Texas it's rice and beans or beans and rice You get to choose

@agustinvega8969 3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@shaquilleblair7169 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣😭

@aspiechan420 2 жыл бұрын

Lol they are the same thing!

@alph-lj3uy 2 жыл бұрын

The illusion of free choice 😭

@mathc1769 2 жыл бұрын

that and greens with literal sand/dirt/rocks in it. commissary can be pretty good if you do it right and they actually let you go get it.. they will deny you for having stubble on your face and then you have to wait 2-6 weeks to go again lol

@smithsmith3942 3 жыл бұрын

These are for sure staff photos. Never once had a tray look this fuckin good. Except Fourth of July. That was a boss tray.

@michaelgallagher7338 3 жыл бұрын

Yup I Agree. Only trey that looked half as good as those were chicken day!

@mattwalters6834 2 жыл бұрын

What about Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter?

@gabrielporter 2 жыл бұрын

That fourth of July tray is bustin

@kevinbond8966 2 жыл бұрын

Damn, we had a regular tray on the 4th

@jasoncentore1830 21 күн бұрын

I did 120 days county I didn't even know what I was eating. Turkey w all the fixings on Thanksgiving and we got Christmas gifts a few ramen, chap stick, deodorant, pen and a couple stamped envelope. I admit I curled up and cried

@ioangoci1365 3 жыл бұрын

I've been locked up 3 times in 3 different countries across europe, but I was lucky with the food every time. Some would serve seconds, and freshly cooked food as well. I remember this one meal in Croatia, mash and duck, it was better than my mom would make it.

@freeeggs3811 Жыл бұрын

It was probably because you were in Europe

@jeffreydesormeaux3539 3 жыл бұрын

I hope I'm not the only one that's realized how similar prison food and public school food is

@insanedubois8545 3 жыл бұрын

School food isn't great but it's way better than that shit lmao

@jeffreydesormeaux3539 3 жыл бұрын

@@insanedubois8545 lmao my school had shit that looks similar to this. It was only slightly better looking

@akono1647 3 жыл бұрын

Never compare school food to prison food. You show your lack of experience

@akono1647 3 жыл бұрын

@@jeffreydesormeaux3539 stop

@Limejello713 3 жыл бұрын

Obviously you have no idea what you’re talking about. Stop with the massive over-exaggeration. 🙄

@Flyingwalrus42 3 жыл бұрын

2:45 You know you’ve been institutionalized when you hold Golden Corral to a high standard😂 gotta love Joe

@crystaloats8177 3 жыл бұрын

Lol exactly. I like Golden Corral but it’s school food quality to me 😂

@mattwalters6834 2 жыл бұрын

Talk about slop house

@chrisallie9960 2 жыл бұрын

Hungry jacks for me when I got out

@jacobshort6528 2 жыл бұрын

I'm from Michigan's U.P. and I ate a Jean Kay's pasty my first day out on parole: crust made with actual lard, ground beef, diced potatoes, carrots onions and rutabagies. With Heinz ketchup. I dreamed about those things when I was locked up. One pasty has about 2000 calories.

@Shannonbarnesdr1 2 жыл бұрын

LMAO :-D i know right ?!!

@ArmtheArmless1990 3 жыл бұрын

Never been in prison, but I was in the Army, and uncle Sam has a similar philosophy on food. So I learned to like a lot of food that I wouldn't have eaten before. And I said about the same thing you did, "I can either eat this, or I can just be hungry". Also found out early on that according to the Army, gravy is a meat.

@davidgoza5620 3 жыл бұрын

I was in both and, believe me, Army food is much better, the philosophy being, eventually they are going to issue you a weapon in the Army.

@ArmtheArmless1990 3 жыл бұрын

@@davidgoza5620 fair point lol

@kaneda956 2 жыл бұрын

very true. brings back memories of Fort Hood field chow. Worse field chow had to be at Camp Swift. Me and my battles would literally stash MREs in our assault pack and id stash em in my med bag. Sad that sometimes the field chow is so bad fellow joes and myself would rather eat MREs.

@Mike-su8si 2 жыл бұрын

It looks like 80ies school food so I would eat it like i did then and trade to

@ShinFahima 2 жыл бұрын

@@davidgoza5620 I can just imagine a dude trying to get revenge for being forced to eat bad food for months. XD

@aishacabrera5109 3 ай бұрын

This guy is hilarious...i love when he says "Boss Tray" 😂😂😂

@kristophermann6528 3 жыл бұрын

The guy on you left shoulders facial expression says it all.

@aaronporter877 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@aspiechan420 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂

@mattwalters6834 2 жыл бұрын

The horror

@billyjones2369 3 жыл бұрын

Eat it or starve? That's like what my mama used to tell me.

@macmike8329 3 жыл бұрын

Same here. I sat at the table till midnight because i wouldn't eat my broccoli. Now I love it...

@cornpopwasabaddude..6146 3 жыл бұрын

Eat it or wear it boy...what my mom told me..

@djdigital3806 3 жыл бұрын

Lol. We say: eat what is servered

@michaelearthling 3 жыл бұрын

my mama used to say "life is like a box of chocolates, now take this Tom Hanks acting like a spaz movie back before we get fined for returning the vhs tape late". 📼

@stephanieann6622 3 жыл бұрын

Same until we found out my "pickiness" was from health problems she didn't believe it actually made me sick. After that she'd always make sure I have food I can stomach

@sigurdtheblue 3 жыл бұрын

I would probably eat 50 to 80% of most of these trays and try to sleep as much as I can.

@lectornox 2 жыл бұрын

You are hungry you'd eat it all!

@pokemonmaster3265 2 жыл бұрын

Eventually you sleep till you can't anymore n after a couple weeks you start to eat everything

@bruh-bn3ni Жыл бұрын

undereating actually leads to insomina and bad sleep so u would be screwed over regardless

@jenrs0445 2 жыл бұрын

I worked at a meat packing place here in East Tennessee called Travis Meats. Actually, the same meat that is sent to schools are also sent to prisons. I'm sure the schools get more experienced cooks and larger portions along with a dietitian planning their meals.

@LisaKiser 6 ай бұрын

So who stamps the food "NOT MEANT FOR HUMAN CONSUMPTION " THAT IS SENT TO TN STATE PRISONS AND FEDERAL PRISONS?

@thesuperostrich 3 жыл бұрын

This is the only incentive I will ever need to avoid a life of crime

@daddydidnt9700 3 жыл бұрын

As you bite into McRonaldz "hamburger"

@wiseguy9202 3 жыл бұрын

Don't join the military either. Same stuff.

@dragonofthewest8305 3 жыл бұрын

True

@thesuperostrich 3 жыл бұрын

@@daddydidnt9700 I don’t eat McDonald’s, that’s strike 1

@dopedrums 2 жыл бұрын

So I guess becoming someone's buttwife didn't bother you much eh. It's the state trays!

@skinsboi4life 3 жыл бұрын

This background has been used before and it always bothers me how that dude on the left is staring into my soul 😂😂😂

@brandonkjamessr3458 3 жыл бұрын

Lmao

@catluva74 3 жыл бұрын

You think your uncomfortable? Look at the guy next to him😁

@kathleenyates6026 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@mattwalters6834 2 жыл бұрын

With those spectacles, he can probably see through the earth and to the opposite surface.

@mattwalters6834 2 жыл бұрын

@@catluva74 dude looks like he’s standing at attention!

@williesnyder2899 3 ай бұрын

“A Bandaid…”!!!!!! I laughed so hard that the cat got up and ran off!!

@U.F.O_0908 3 жыл бұрын

"Boss Tray" is gonna be the title of my debut album. First track will be called "This is a boss tray".

@agustinvega8969 3 жыл бұрын

I read this comment after he said it and I’m literally dead now you’re invited to my funeral 🤣💀

@Punkpsychobilly 3 жыл бұрын

spacelord420 Is your band’s name going to be State Cake?

@U.F.O_0908 3 жыл бұрын

@@Punkpsychobilly Nah bro, we're called Two Soups fo Life

@Punkpsychobilly 3 жыл бұрын

Lol even better. Big shout out to Two Soups Fo Life

@mathc1769 2 жыл бұрын

rap name “Cadillac Spread”

@viperrr6886 3 жыл бұрын

My school literally told me our food comes from the same place as prison food and we are not "prisoners" and supposedley lots of money is invested into education but the "healthy" movement just made food worse.

@blazer6248 3 жыл бұрын

It's just bulk cafeteria food. It really is the same. We use to get it from Aramark at the prison I was at around here. They also have a HUGE farm with lots of veggies & stuff growing to offset costs. Aramark also provided the food to the in-patient rehab place I went to some years later. And they provide food to all sorts of places. The main difference is going to be how it's prepared and cooked. Prison gets as little extras as possible. No garnish. Gotta buy your own condiments half the time. And cooked as blandly as possible. V's everywhere else, where taste is somewhat important. It isn't in prison. Being edible is what's important. Lol

@Flyingwalrus42 3 жыл бұрын

Funny that you say that. Idk where you’re from, but here in Florida it’s the same I find that fascinating.

@diablocls55 3 жыл бұрын

I was in High School during the peak of the Obama administration. Literally the food served in the cafeteria was basically the same as Prison food (The school as well felt like a prison). For this reason, I always brought my own food or ate out.

@takuame7 3 жыл бұрын

@@diablocls55 same, except my school took it to a whole new level...we weren't allowed outside food (as in parents bringing you food at lunch time and even food you brought from home if "it looked too good", administrators would actually throw your shit in the trash.) because no one was eating the actual cafeteria food and the school was losing money. I'm so glad I graduated that ghetto shithole on time....because the school during your senior year was known for trying to actively fail you so you'd have to repeat a year.

@zacharyellison4189 3 жыл бұрын

@@diablocls55 I was doing all my eating out after school

@deziray8193 3 жыл бұрын

It’s sad and scary how school lunch in America looks exactly like this 😩 ! And they call it “nutritional “ yeah ok 🙄🤬

@_daytrip_726 3 жыл бұрын

Thank yooouuuuuu!!!!!!!!!

@RaulGarcia-ef6vz 3 жыл бұрын

Where??? Alabama?

@user-cd8lh5ql1i 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah, people tear up that food like it really is hitting. First day of 9th grade they had some pizza that tasted like good delivery....after about 3 days they had the usual nasty pizza.

@XxHARLZxX 3 жыл бұрын

Raul Garcia yes fr

@yamahaguy1732 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly where I live primary school food was like this but middle school food I actually started eating school food and high school was greg you had like 10 options everyday about 5 changed daily and the others were always available it was pretty good tbh

@agustinvega8969 3 жыл бұрын

I’m dying at the terminology 20:26 “This is a dangerous tray!” 🤣 and boss tray earlier LOL

@RagingInsomniac 3 жыл бұрын

funfact: schools get their lunches from the same providers that prisons get their food from. so when you think about it, youre basically preparing yourself for prison.

@danielromero4207 2 жыл бұрын

Really I didn't know that I remember school food be good and I never did Time in prison or county jail

@markburton8653 2 жыл бұрын

No prison food is definitely on a different level. I would eat every tray if it was school food.

@lectornox 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds made up bro

@cleopatra1311 2 жыл бұрын

That's true! ARAMARK serves jail, factories and schools

@dallasmay4031 2 жыл бұрын

the ironic thing is my old high school was supposed to be a prison but the state didn't have funds for it to be finished so they turned it into a high school you could even see the fences with razor wire were they were building the fences my old high school is Mingo Central Comprehensive High school in case you want to search up a photo of it or something

@alecaquino4306 3 жыл бұрын

This is reason enough for me to avoid getting sent to prison at all costs.

@freeeggs3811 Жыл бұрын

I want to go to prison for the food

@jaylev85 3 жыл бұрын

This is how my daughter views her dinner each night lol

@mynameismatt5710 2 жыл бұрын

"On the female side they probably gunna be cutting those up"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jacobshort6528 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, 'cause they use them for "recreational purposes".

@alexwilliams1131 2 жыл бұрын

Please keep the videos up man i love what your doing and have done

@kevinrod14 3 жыл бұрын

Sup Joe! I’m a US Navy veteran & for the most part prison & the military have lots in common!! Food, living conditions, bed supplies, all that. It feels great to be a free man & not owe the country anything. Now I’m a 24 year old disabled veteran trying to find me way in the civi life. This Corona thing has limited some progress in my goals that I had set but being free beats everything!!

@flow318 3 жыл бұрын

I don't know kid. I been locked up and I'm a naval vet. Jail ain't beating the nacho line or a made to order breakfast burrito on the ship. As many eggs as you want.

@Amberlynnslivertit 3 жыл бұрын

I just got out at the beginning of the year and its not going how I planned but im happy I have gi bill and disability. I'm so happy to be free as well. Good luck friend!

@DavidPT40 3 жыл бұрын

Disabled veteran? Oh come on. Unless you were hit by an IED on a navy security detail, you are just playing the VA.

@roccoVAL 3 жыл бұрын

@@DavidPT40 exactly what i was thinking....i'm sure he'll comment back saying he's truly disabled..but we all know he's full of shitt

@kevinrod14 3 жыл бұрын

Ashley Polk hell yeah same! I went to school fall semester bc I got out last summer but it was difficult bc my seizures were happening frequent at the time so I had to learn to live with it & adapt to civi life. I’m glad I have these benefits so I can finally start a family get a home & go to school. I still don’t know what I wanna be but I’m getting there. Now I am 8 months seizure free. I’m ready to go back to school & grow in life

@paulv5688 3 жыл бұрын

For a guy that's never been there, this is really helpful. Makes me appreciate my freedom to choose the food I want to eat. Really worthwhile watch. Thanks!

@Shawnsatisfiedwife 5 ай бұрын

Its awesome to see how well your channel has done over the years ❤. You deserve so much success ❤

@ranchero7406 2 жыл бұрын

Another Dish known to me as the "El Pobre Hombre" translated from Spanish into "The Poor Man" is basically Frito Corn Chips, A cup of Pinto Beans, Two slices of Bimbo Bread and a cup of canned corn with butter and Tapatio hot sauce on it. No meat, all Vegetarian.

@PolarGrizzlyBear 3 жыл бұрын

Dude so glad you're doing these videos again! Thank you for what you do!

@SB-gd7mh 3 жыл бұрын

"Prison food sucks" Everyone, Everywhere: don't go to prison

@allarchitect 3 жыл бұрын

Actually Greek prisons serve tasty homemade meals

@allarchitect 3 жыл бұрын

Greek Grandma's cook for prisons. Good jobs

@ericflora7506 3 жыл бұрын

Jail food worse then prison

@braniganirby3586 3 жыл бұрын

🤢🌭🌭

@jerrysmith4974 3 жыл бұрын

I've eaten alot of them trays look like that

@bweezie9466 Жыл бұрын

Thanks for these videos. They are valuable, and offer a lot. ✌️

@fungoorstitch 3 жыл бұрын

This is by far my favorite APS video, and I've seen almost all of them. Most of these are probably jail trays or trays for when the Governor was visiting.

@eddiebernays514 3 жыл бұрын

this is what the food looked like when my mom and us were in the shelter in nyc in the early 2000s

@ninjaviking1999 3 жыл бұрын

Hope you are on better times now.

@eddiebernays514 3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjaviking1999 thanks man!

@jamesmainard7676 3 жыл бұрын

bump for pepe

@Shadynastys 3 жыл бұрын

hows your Mom?

@eddiebernays514 3 жыл бұрын

@@Shadynastys dead lol she died a couple years ago to lung cancer. its apart of the life cycle.

@barretnorcross9508 3 жыл бұрын

THAY GIVE you A "PORTION OF ""FOOD". Fit for a 10 year old ""GIRL"".. they want you to spend all your money ON COMMISSARY ....

@jovanquinones8579 2 жыл бұрын

🤣 lol this whole video got me dying. He ain't lying. Hahaha @20:27. "Might get poked up for this tray" lmao

@tipthornton3716 3 жыл бұрын

I just want to stop in to tell you that I'm glad I found your channel. Bro you're friggin hilarious. Also I watched some of your old videos from 2017. And bro I see that you have grown and come a hell of a long way. You almost look and sound like a different person. You look like life is treated you alright these days. And I hope that is the case. Keep being proof that, yes you can turn your life around. May friends respect you, trouble neglect you and angels protect you dawg. Be easy brethren.

@dingoboy1725 3 жыл бұрын

One bottle of syrup mixed with 10 gallons of water that tickled the shit out of me

@hopesanmiguel 3 жыл бұрын

Considering I've been so poor I'd go days at a time without eating id scarf it down just saying

@JanelsJoint 3 жыл бұрын

Plus once your in there long enough and get hungry you'll eat multiple trays...I ate it until I got my commissary and than there would be certain things I'd eat...but the place I was in had that nasty soy meat it was horrible

@ishavewookies5617 3 жыл бұрын

Same

@mrnobody8540 3 жыл бұрын

Eat well - better to eat good food over bad... Bad hurts you more. Learn Art!

@hopesanmiguel 3 жыл бұрын

@@mrnobody8540 food is food when u can't afford well

@killaz123456789100 3 жыл бұрын

@@hopesanmiguel oh ive totally been there, I agree when your poor and hungry and haven't eaten in a couple days (Food Is Food) id eat it

@lizzybelle11 3 жыл бұрын

when he said that they would cut up the hotdogs on the female side of the prison... LMAO

@jakesontiano 3 жыл бұрын

What did he mean by that I didn't get it

@unknown_truck 3 жыл бұрын

What does that mean

@kalebbickerton2370 2 жыл бұрын

Thank you joe for keeping me prepared for prison.

@OrderRealm 3 жыл бұрын

Now this is how you get scared straight.

@ninjaviking1999 3 жыл бұрын

The Caesar has marked you for death, and his Legion obeys! Ready yourself for battle.

@OrderRealm 3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjaviking1999 ANOTHER KILL TO MY NAME

@joaquimrodriguez8961 3 жыл бұрын

No this is the time you better get your shit straight.

@Lowkey_nxthxn 3 жыл бұрын

@@joaquimrodriguez8961 lol facts 😂😂😂

@ethanthopy1996 3 жыл бұрын

Steve1989mreinfo would say Alright let’s get this out on a tray...nice!

@ninjaviking1999 3 жыл бұрын

Steve would say that this food is Absolutely Decadent.

@ethanthopy1996 3 жыл бұрын

@@ninjaviking1999 you are right he would think prison is 5 star!

@stevewilson6723 3 жыл бұрын

So this is how it ended up on my feed. After seeing this I would chance eating a Chinese ration over a prison tray.

@ethanthopy1996 3 жыл бұрын

@@stevewilson6723 I think I’m with you man! I know for fact it would be better than school food!

@stevewilson6723 3 жыл бұрын

@@ethanthopy1996 The Chinese ration was the one that hospitalized Steve1989mreinfo back in 2015 with E Coli

@AlexMoonrize Жыл бұрын

Thank you for the video. It’s educational and funny the way you explain it.

@joannaazar7396 2 жыл бұрын

Joe I absolutely love you and your channel. 💕

@williegoodtimes5736 3 жыл бұрын

That hamburger tray is waaaay too nice.

@proxyl0rd787 3 жыл бұрын

Shit i barely got bread and half a hotdog with some like pink lemonade powder n salt n shit

@thepondowner 3 жыл бұрын

I really missed these series

@michaelelliott5417 3 жыл бұрын

I never had a tray looked that good in SC

@RunNGunX 2 жыл бұрын

At Harris county jail in Houston they serve loaf in gen pop cus the “chef is sick”

@mathc1769 2 жыл бұрын

haha when they ain’t sick it’s always “chicken rocks” 713 for life

@alstonl333 3 жыл бұрын

FACTS,EAT IT OR STARVE.ITS THE JOINT.STAYING OUT CAUSE IM A FAT BOY.

@dsquebackyardbbq217 3 жыл бұрын

Here here bro!

@msmechanic 3 жыл бұрын

I dunno, love me some honey buns and white girls and im not takin about the snaaaccs lmao

@blessedbeyond2118 3 жыл бұрын

theres your incentive lol

@ICreamsodAI 3 жыл бұрын

Haha whatever it takes

@josephbailey4421 3 жыл бұрын

@@msmechanic u sure ain't panicking around the pink 😂😂😂

@Thrashgu 3 жыл бұрын

At least in America prisoners can eat 3 times a day. In some southamerican countries you're lucky if you can eat some rice with a fried banana and some soup once a day.

@mrwrong4930 3 жыл бұрын

Maybe, no be a shit hole. Just a thought, no pressure poncho

@tyrannicalbigtech5842 3 жыл бұрын

In Australia we get 4-5 star restaurant meals and everyone gets their favourite delicacies. America looks like a shithole country to us

@mohammadwasilliterate8037 3 жыл бұрын

Australia looks wealthier than USA, we have the largest average house size in the world by country, we have excellent food because we don't believe the idiotic crap South Americans believe.

@josephc.3192 3 жыл бұрын

@@mohammadwasilliterate8037 The USA is the wealthiest country in the history of the world. We have no excuse for treating our prisoners like this.

@JD21992 2 жыл бұрын

@@tyrannicalbigtech5842 Way to bring criminals to your country. You can have them brother. More power to y'all.

@dabajabaza111 Жыл бұрын

Dude, this is a great channel. I love how down to earth you are and how unique the channel is to you. It feels like most successful youtubers just follow checklists they read on the internet, I'm glad you don't do that and it's very refreshing to see. Kind of reminds me of Steve1989MREinfo!

@jimbennett6501 2 жыл бұрын

I never did time but it did work for the boc for 30 years and we had a staff side chow hall. I will give credit where credit is due those men who cooked in the staff side chow hall were excellent cooks.They were all in the culinary school and they did a great job and took pride in their cooking.Much respect to them

@queda5331 3 жыл бұрын

Intended message : Prison food sucks The foods in the clip : Ain't that bad.

@RonnieG 3 жыл бұрын

Get locked up boy. You ain't eating shit. Actually all you eating is shit.

@queda5331 3 жыл бұрын

@@RonnieG chill out there, big boy. Its a joke. The foods in this clip ain't that bad, anyway.

@t0mwayne572 3 жыл бұрын

@@RonnieG both sums it up pretty well from the looks of it. :3

@sgtlod92a 3 жыл бұрын

When we had the dry "state cake" at CCC (Chillicothe Corrections Center) in Missouri, we would dump our cherry, orange, or grape kool-aid on it. Made it moist and added flavor.

@johnnycrash2383 3 жыл бұрын

We'd break ours up into our cereal. Actually made it decent.

@kevinfernandes1882 3 жыл бұрын

This guy took mystery lunch meat hung it by the air vent in the cell and it dried up into beef jerky

@sgtlod92a 3 жыл бұрын

@@kevinfernandes1882 lol....ewwww! We could buy beef jerky on canteen. When I was in processing, the first breakfast I had that had cubed, cooked meat, I thought was ham. I love ham. I sporked a few chunks, put it in my mouth, chewed once, and spit it out! It wasn't ham! I was like what the hell is that?! Spam. It was spam. 🤢🤢

@elijahfoggy1583 3 жыл бұрын

ON GOD IT WAS THE SAME WAY DOWN IN STL!!! We used to be BASHING that shit tho

@TheChampy2012 Жыл бұрын

Loved this video Joe. 😄💖

@Broinsis Жыл бұрын

When i did my 2.5 years in juvenile prison in florida we had pizza, baked chicken every tuesday( chicken tuesday) Tatertot casserole

@troyseals8646 3 жыл бұрын

Lesson: Keep your ass out of prison

@jpoppinga8417 3 жыл бұрын

I think your right for the most part. But there is a small percent of prisoners who are guilty of nothing more then bad luck...

@sandistasiak4005 3 жыл бұрын

Def loving the prison content! Keep it coming!

@karlishajames4394 2 жыл бұрын

I just found your channel. You are hilarious wishing you the best.

@renea5667 3 жыл бұрын

I've heard of people going to prison for room and board and the food around winter time because of being homeless 🤷🏽‍♀️

@mattwalters6834 2 жыл бұрын

Yes, I’ve heard that about jail

@vickiefinney6073 2 жыл бұрын

I actually knew people like that when i was younger. They were homeless and needed somewhere to stay during the winter, so they'd do a small crime get sentenced to a couple months in jail then be out after winter.

@jacobshort6528 2 жыл бұрын

I met a guy like that when I was in County. He drank until he pickled his brain. He sat in the sunny patch on the floor by the payphone most mornings and talked to the Angels.

@christhevancura9113 3 жыл бұрын

Bottom line.. "Commissary is necessary."

@jerryknuckles736 3 жыл бұрын

Only did 5 weeks.

@MrNoSleepOSRS 3 жыл бұрын

commentary was on point the whole time lol u KILLED it in this video sir

@sporkinstien6571 3 жыл бұрын

God i love running into people i watch in completely unrelated content! Keep up the great vids nosleep

@phillop6076 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao what are u doin here haha

@sabbathm8245 3 жыл бұрын

rs is everywhere

@kristophermann6528 3 жыл бұрын

The guy on your left shoulders facial expression says it all.

@toguro5117 3 жыл бұрын

Cool to see you here i worked at a prison most of the food is edible but some days are bad

@joeybonaduchi3490 2 жыл бұрын

Good job bro..I did 13 years and your pretty authentic..been hip for a couple years but didn't support until now had to see you cool a couple years on. Good shit bro. Even if you ain't perfect.. nobody is..

@kellilangley3875 3 жыл бұрын

One of our clients (I work for a criminal defense firm) told us Fresno County Jail serves no real meat, only tofu or other plant based “meats”

@jmlane88 3 жыл бұрын

When I was a senior in high school we went to a place called Stringtown for some sort of "scared straight" thing.. I went cause it was a free day from class lol. Other than the fucking horrific stories of prison rapes and violence, the lunch we had with them is the thing I remember the most.. It was the craziest shit I had ever seen. I traded mine to a dude that was one our "tour guides" for a bag of chips from the commissary. My dude told me, as I slid the tray over I was passing up one of the best meals they get.. Fuck🤦‍♂️

@revoltoff 3 жыл бұрын

Wow, what was it

@the_kingslayer 3 жыл бұрын

Stringtown Oklahoma? My buddy did time there not a good place

@mattkaustickomments 3 жыл бұрын

I’m guessing you went to a really rough school if they were offering a visit to prison/jail for everyone!

@jmlane88 3 жыл бұрын

@@mattkaustickomments Nah, it was actually just a small country school lol! The person who took us just really believed in that shit I guess🤷‍♂️

@jmlane88 3 жыл бұрын

@@revoltoff I perceived it to be a brick of shit with shitty gravy, some rough ass cake and a "steamed" vegetable smush. My man who took the tray said it was Salisbury Steak, and they only get maybe once every couple months... He followed it with "Son, at least it's not loaf night or the chicken al a fucking king shit. That shit looks like and smells like warm Bolo (that's a cheap, shitty dog food)."

@ComputingAsh 3 жыл бұрын

I miss these type of videos! the good old one on one, silly backrounds, and that mello dramatic tone. wishing you the best fam!

@annethompson4892 6 ай бұрын

I was in county for my time. Worse thing was our mystery meat. It looked like a giant ball of dryer lint. It was GREY. Being hungry you try to eat but I couldn't. I managed one bite and yeah it really reminded me of dryer lint. Our version of at the end of the week food we had 7 day stew. It was literally everything we had through the week mixed together. We had to empty our trays in a can liner and I'm sure that's what they used.

@jimbothompson6540 2 жыл бұрын

Damn bro u got a good sense of humor, you make me laugh more than most

@wickedninja8599 3 жыл бұрын

Corporations make money off of prisoners. So don’t think that they don’t want people going to jail. That’s why they don’t try to set you up to not go back. They do everything to make sure you end up back in.

@skylarmccloud4080 3 жыл бұрын

Slavery has always been a multi billion dollar business,even in Ancient Rome. Multi Billions in Gold and Silver.

@markrush5013 3 жыл бұрын

cop out...most people who end up back in jail have only one person to blame..themselves. if we didnt have so many folks who return to jail time after time those profiting from the whole jail thing would have to find other jobs.

@kristyann9912 3 жыл бұрын

But people choose prison.

3 жыл бұрын

@@markrush5013 false and unfortunately you're too intellectually unintelligent to have this convo

@DaRealPhillyJawn 3 жыл бұрын

@Koba making billions off of human beings. Of course they want them back.

@evenhasawatermark 3 жыл бұрын

20:22 "Where is the cheese at though?" It's right there on the burger bro. First you thought the crushed pineapples that came with the pizza were cabbage, now you can't see the cheese. Seems like ol' Joe needs an eye exam.

@michaelearthling 3 жыл бұрын

should of gone to SDEC(Specsavers Department of Eye Correction). 👀

@black4432 3 жыл бұрын

Watching this video made me realize that the food I ate in the Army was very similar to the food people eat in prison. I saw a lot of things on those trays that I used to eat all the time in the field/while deployed.

@QuantumLeap89 2 жыл бұрын

The army is voluntary prison.

@williamlopez-wagner2989 3 жыл бұрын

my breakfasts were usually grits with no salt or sugar but mixed cool aid to make it palatable

@johncolombo6858 3 жыл бұрын

i has locked up in wayne county PA prison and they fed us double cheeseburgers tator tots on the reg , cold cereal with milk and fruit they fed us quite well true story

@revoltoff 3 жыл бұрын

I saw that one orientation of wash county man. Wtf that prison looked banging ngl. They had everything

@andrewbrown1936 3 жыл бұрын

Well shit, I live right near Wayne, PA I hope if I get arrested I go there

@williamyoung7204 3 жыл бұрын

Sup my APS fam😎hope everyone's staying safe and well out there 😎APS4LYFE ❤️

@synrgiii 3 жыл бұрын

I'm not because my government is forcing learned helplessness under the guise of the common cold. Not to mention medical facism. No one can STAY safe if they NEVER were.

@Bacon420 Жыл бұрын

My father spent 30+ years in prison but won't talk about any of it. I've been watching everything about prison food I could find for the last 20 years :) Finding info IS super hard! This is pretty great. These pics look very similar to the stuff I used to get at a small town soup kitchen! Kinda nostalgic.

@smelltv9116 2 жыл бұрын

NYS OCFS fed me well when I did my bid in tryon. That's new yorks juvenile state prison system. I remember I usually didn't even eat my lunches

@aaronklug1941 3 жыл бұрын

State of Colorado, we called the "Soup", '7 day soup', not the 'Manager Soup''. As for the hamburger tray, only on the 4th of July.

@karma5814 3 жыл бұрын

I’m sorry these look more like hospital & nursing home trays

@djdigital3806 3 жыл бұрын

“They Are!”😳

@kristyann9912 3 жыл бұрын

I worked in both. They never served garbage like that

@karma5814 3 жыл бұрын

@@kristyann9912 I was a patient at both i know what i saw & ate lol

@karma5814 3 жыл бұрын

@@djdigital3806 apparently so

@calihapamama 3 жыл бұрын

Those look on par with what my husband was given some nights at the Skilled Nursing facility he was at for short term rehab.

@PashaSlavaUkraine 6 ай бұрын

Bro I was crying watching this 😂😂😂 Joe please make more vids like this

@RedneckResin 2 жыл бұрын

I served in CT When I was locked up I served chow hall and cleaned after so we got to make as big of a tray as we wanted out of the leftover trays on the carts

@steverodgers8425 3 жыл бұрын

Image that prison food is awful. Just remember there are a lot of people in the world today that would consider that meal a blessing

@RagingInsomniac 3 жыл бұрын

theyd call it a curse, not a blessing.

@masterman8627 3 жыл бұрын

When I was at FMC Lexington (feds), they served us prime rib, baked potato, dinner roll and ice cream on Memorial Day. I ate very well for the 3 months I was there. I feel bad for the guys in the state that have to eat the food in this video.

@akds14 3 жыл бұрын

This one trick to get better food food in prison...... commit higher crimes

@slipknotshredder666 3 жыл бұрын

The Texas prison systems are pretty self sufficient. Some units have slaughter houses, some make the clothes, some the cheap ass state soap, etc. So (in my experience) we didn’t eat poorly in TDC. The pancakes we had every morning were fucking awful though. So bad that I can’t eat em in the free world no more.

@offensiveyeet 3 жыл бұрын

Chris Torres how about that green ass soy milk in the morning that literally not a single person would drink

@GeorgeFord 3 жыл бұрын

The only days they fed us semi decent was on Thanksgiving Day and Christmas Day. We'd get fried chickens on those instances, which led to brawls with dudes fighting over breasts and drumsticks.

@demarquesmcneill5559 3 жыл бұрын

I was in the county and we were getting similar shit to what y’all was eating in the feds

@jacobshort6528 2 жыл бұрын

I'd love a video where you made your favorite cook-ups. I had one friend who did 23 years of a 25 year minimum, and he told me that a bunch of guys sent out their cook-up recipes to his Mother's church, who then published them as a Cookbook. The proceeds went to the Traverse City Correctional Facility prisoners' activity fund, for movies. Everybody there was doing life sentences.

@jnicholson2522 4 ай бұрын

I can't stop laughing at the shell shocked expressions on the guys in the picture . Either military or jail.

@jenneedre9658 3 жыл бұрын

im literally in tears. " brake pad" " meat rock " and the horse apple 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@kaigeewong4200 3 жыл бұрын

20:28 DANGEROUS TRAY "this tray you might get poked up for this!!!" LMAO

@matthewmcsloy7560 Жыл бұрын

Good christ, I am Canadian and did a year 3 federal bit in ontario and this actually makes me soo sad. My provincal holding served amazing food considering, and federally it's definetly worse, but nothing like what I've seen. I really hope things improve.

@PerspectivePossibilities 6 ай бұрын

Funny thing is, these pics are probably from the prison staff bc most places, you're getting half of what they show on every tray smh

@icebergslim1872 16 күн бұрын

the second one i couldn't tell which was which when you were describing it lol omg

@MH-my3pu 3 жыл бұрын

I'm here doing a 12 night shift (I'm 1 hour in) and I forgot my food at home. These foods look great now lol Keep up the great content 😎👍

@3nvy_Peekaboo 3 жыл бұрын

At the facility I was in the,”Chicken and gravy” meal was called Shank by the inmates. Because after you ate it it felt like someone was shanking you up from the inside.