Good one!

Yeah, but that's a low-ass bar if ever there was one.

Oh snap!!!!!!

its not like we have to buy health care.

Don't forget to turn left!

you are better at this than the shows writers

Did anyone ever find Pismo Beach?

What have happened to Jean Baptiste?

@@Justusson He is taking care of his wife who is currently undergoing treatment.

@@phaikia13 Really, I have missed that. That’s too bad. Hope she’s doing well. Thanks!! 👍

I'd never heard of "St. Vincent" before.

Is this what you want? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/lbamjZmLqN3Wf2w.html

It does.

There is!!! It’s right here: kzfaq.info/sun/PLiZxWe0ejyv_V-7sE-I0Sox2vfCFWmepM

@@jrojala thanks man. I watch on mobile so the only playlists I see are the daily ones 😂🤣

thats what you get for putting all the landmass in the northern hemisphere lol

oh my you did it

Right now our solar system and Pluto are on a break

I never thought of our solar system as the cast of Friends, but I suppose Earth would be Chandler.

OHHH MYYYY GOOODD!! :D

Jesus Christ. My birthday is March 11th. They declared the pandemic global March 11th.

Yup, that was the moment I hit the like button.

She should have asked for a fountain...

Must be a white grandma that is taking the pointed headstones idea from America's first civil war and amping it up to insinuate that people sitting on her headstone are not only going to be uncomfortable but uncomfortably screwed and possibly homosexual. I admit that I am anti LGBTQIA and i am proud of it. God considered it an abomination and so do I. I also dont support womens equality cause according to over 8 lengthy scriptures in the new testament and several in the old testament clearly state that women are not equal since the start of genesis 3:16 however all races are equal as we are all created in God's image and the only race is the human race. We are all related to each other albeit remotely

Grandma's (people in general )and babies can get by with anything .. that's the only time in life you can do odd things and nobody will say anything about it to you . That's wonderful I'm going to push that as hard as I can when I'm older to mess with my daughters for fun . Looking forward to screwing with their heads honestly .. after taking care of my husband's grandmother's on both sides of his family, untill they past . Not an easy task mind you that gave me a twisted sense of humor .. I've gotten some great ideas on how to do t and have warned them about this already .

It was! I saw an interview with her Mexican family. Arrecho!

Perfect 😂

Best piece of sitcom writing ever!!!

that was really good 😊

I don't know who I'd feel more sorry for.. Mr Groundskeeper or Mrs Groundskeeper..

But, they get a break when it rains . . . they only have to put the condo on it.

That's Hysterically funny actually!! 😁

And we get free healthcare… Steven Colbert, that snide comment “what can you buy up there” perpetuates the ignorant American stereotype. You’re better than that.

That's about $77,600 in US dollars. However, sure, when I lived in Winnipeg about 10 years ago when the Canadian dollar was 'at par' with the US dollar, the cost of living for food, groceries, DIY, small appliances, postage, eye exams, contact lenses, eyeglasses, shoes, clothing, booze, and almost everything else was 35 to 50 % more expensive in Winnipeg than my home state of North Dakota. Not to mention, the 13 % GST/ PST on everything in Manitoba, even postage stamps. Tax on postage stamps, and a tax to mail a letter! That probably explains why so many Manitobans come to North Dakota for 'shopping weekends' and load up their cars with American goods.

That wasn't misspelled, that's for the Catholic guests.

People have been calling it albeqq for years

😂

@@NorthernSeaWitch 🤣

Took me a few times, but that’s funny.

Thanks for sharing that story. What a moment!

I know, he’s completely unassuming! Meanwhile, he’s 1 of the biggest & most influential singer-songwriters & musicians of his generation, if not all-time. That shows how humble he is & how his personal struggles have kept his perspective in check!

No he don't, he looks like a mature James Taylor.

James Taylor was the first concert I ever went to... decades ago... incidentally both of us could be matching old men feeding pigeons in the park... same "hairline"! 🤣😂🤣

Yea and then screaming at the passerby’s “Your too close to smitty”. Step away from my fowlies!”. And then silently goes back to throwing the seed…

Wait... old people look like old people?!?

He's ok.

I loved his music too. With you on that statement. His music and lyrics were healing.

James who?

So what happened to John Batiste? Is he out from Covid or doing business stuff?

I always felt that his interactions with Stephen felt forced and awkward.

@@aomanchutube According to an article in The Sun, Jon's been taking time off but plans to be back around September.

I’m not sure why S. C. even directed any comments to Jon, or even the current band leader, as, when he does, it always seems quite ingenuous, as it appears he doesn’t r e a l l y seek interaction with them! I DO like Colbert, but I do have this reservation about these “interactions” .

@@kkrolf2782 Ita! It seems a bit less forced with Louis. but still a bit uncomfortable. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely ADORE Stephen Colbert and I think he probably truly wants the interactions or he wouldn't be doing them in the first place. But yeah, it seems to awkward!

I mean, how damn cool would that be!!

I would lose my appetite! Four Creepy traitors in the same room

@@markroc I can concede Obama but JT? You're outta your mind.

@@markroc 😂🤣 Yet I bet you would be totally fine at the rally of the most creepiest traitor around. January the 6th, comes to mind.

I'd have spent the whole time talking gardening with Michele.

His voice is absolutely beautiful!

He is remarkably resilient! I met him in Mpls with his then wife Carly Simon at a private after party and they are both lovely people!

A major contributor to "the Great American Songbook", too. Helluva good songwriter.

Diabetes is not a joke. 😐 It is a life threatening disease.

@@caitlintalan2243 I have type 2 diabetes. We have a sense of humor. Lighten up

@powerglove75 I have type 1 diabetes, so please don't tell me to lighten up.

This is exactly why I grabbed the '90's, threw them into a box and hid them in the back of my closet. Then I put on my James Taylor album... TAXI.

Approve or prove because nerds like to prove things as well so I'm just making sure 🤓

@@kiriuxeosa8716 I was wondering the same thing myself, when I 1st read the comment. Either way tho, he’s right: it was a good physics (based) joke. I bet it went right over the heads of a certain base* of people in this country, however, lol.

@@ks9610 I wouldn't worry about those folks, more than likely their watching a different channel...

An excellent joke so long as no one listening understands moment of inertia LOL! In case anyone is actually pondering this: Pretending that Earth's mass is NOT enormous for just a moment, then the only way this could work is if all the people on the planet were standing at Earth's rotational axis poles. If all 7+ billion people could somehow occupy the same space (3.5+ billion at each pole might make that easier LMAO), pulling their arms in would, in fact, have an effect. HOWEVER, the Earth's mass is ginormous. Seven billion people with avg mass of 62 kg adds up to 4.34x10^11 kg while the Earth's mass is ~5.97x10^24 kg so...roughly 13 trillion times more massive. There is no way, in any finite lifetime, that the tucking of all 14 billion arms, each being a fraction of a person's mass, could affect their collective moment of inertia enough to change the rotational velocity of the Earth in any measurable way. Now, note that all 7+ billion people are distributed all over the world rather than on the poles (where their arm mass distribution would have the maximum possible impact). Next, realize that the majority live somewhere in closer proximity to the Equator than near the poles. This puts their standing posture closer to being perpendicular to the Earth's axis of rotation and therefore no manner of arm positions could have an effect. Bottom line is that the angular momentum of the Earth is so damn huge there is no way we'd have any effect with our arms. Though, if all peoples of the Earth could migrate to the poles, THAT redistribution would also contribute to it speeding up but again, immeasurably. It's far more likely that the massive mining of fossil fuel deposits (billions of barrels is a non-trivial amount of mass), heavy metals, the redistribution of mass from industrialized development, etc are changing the Earth's mass distribution enough to show a measurable impact compared to 50 years ago. Scientists have warned of this and a great many other things but, of course, the worlds of business and politics never listen to inconvenience (aka truth) as they live for the now of things. The future is a mess they don't mind leaving to their grandchildren to solve. Yeah, our "leaders" are a fine collective piece of work. I'd be great if they were all on the maiden voyage (one way tickets for the lot of them) of the first starship pointed "elsewhere". But I digress.

@@physicsguybrian wow, that's a detailed explanation, I was just thinking of people squatting down at the equator and standing up towards the poles...

Pretty common practice for late night shows

@@TheGreatAtario no, it is a rare occurrence due to network and management and the legalities that sucks the fun out of every cool musician who was nearby and had some time to go jam with some buddies and not be persuaded to avoid playing any songs co written by members of that artists band without them present or they can sue for copyright infringement and without consent or signatures and thoseband members tend to get pissy when a favorite has been plucked to come hang out with the cool kids and didnt really need the rest of the band then that invited band member goes on a tv show and plays songs you wrote with another band and no royalties it is a prickly sticky wicket my dear.

I miss John Bautista, tho

@@eyesonherhorizon4753 Jon Batiste is taking summer off, doing big festivals & much needed time with wife. Saw him April 24 his 1st show at Carnegie Hall, 2nd postponed til Sept bc got covid💖

He does that whenever Jon is off, really cool for Louis to ask so many of his friends!

I mean there's plenty of content here.

Eventually it would just turn into a red vs. green segment and the locals would scoff in disgust.

@@alisong7120 yes, yes there is lol

@@ProperMethodz have you not heard of Christmas? We don't separate, we mix haha

There were only 2 stories featuring NM

It's true. They have only been adding leap seconds. There was talk that we may have to remove a leap second, soon.

Let’s do the time warp again!

Who's James Taylor?

Perfect!

I was surprised that (Colbert assumed that) Americans dont know the value of the currency of one of two their neighboring countries.

Nope, no dental

Only if the company provides benefits for it

Dental care is generally excluded from “universal” health care in Canada. :(

But really, it’s still March.

She's the thousand generation granddaughter of the maker of the Venus of Willendorf.

Nah, serious academics have been studying porn art from the early Bronze age, they know what's up. The Romans had no issue drawing dicks everywhere and making lewd graffiti on walls.

She was her town’s fertility goddess !!!

It somehow brought back the fake thesis title that I came up with in the 1990s: Spear and Magic Helmet: Lingam/Yoni Symbolism in _What's Opera, Doc?_

Humans won't be around that long, so it'll probably be aliens.

NZ’ers are amazing peoples! ✌️ Hello from America 😉

@@tonygunk1886 Chur mate, come with Steve and James, we'll show you a great time