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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

6 ай бұрын

Meanwhile… Peeps fans will have new flavors to enjoy this Easter, the feds are banning humorous highway signs, and the midwest chain Kum & Go is changing its name to sound less suggestive.
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@mindlessgonzo
@mindlessgonzo 6 ай бұрын
If the Feds are worried about distractions on the highways, guess we gotta ban huge billboards, too.
@trowawayacc
@trowawayacc 6 ай бұрын
No everybody knows the goverments work is too make it easier for inssurances to extort custumers.
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 6 ай бұрын
No, billboards are a different situation. Everybody knows that billboards are just advertising, and you don't need to read them. Actual highway signs are supposed to convey important information, so it's important to read them. Because everybody should be reading and understanding them, they should be as quick and easy to read as possible.
@ConstantChaos1
@ConstantChaos1 6 ай бұрын
Lmfao flashing electronic bilboards are a thing and smart car manufactureres are working on ads for in the vehicle lmfao youre just wrong on a fundamental level ​@beeble2003
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 6 ай бұрын
@@ConstantChaos1 OK, so ban flashing electronic billboards, too. I stand by my claim that highway signs should be simple and clear: why is that "wrong on a fundamental level".
@pattibennett8774
@pattibennett8774 6 ай бұрын
@@beeble2003 It's not. He just thought "wrong on a fundamental level" sounded more cool than "I disagree", followed by his explanation of why.
@Hi-fd4cw
@Hi-fd4cw 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact, there’s a Kum n Go in my town, and they painted the windows outside to say “Kum inside” and it was, I shit you not, painted to look like the letters were DRIPPING a white substance.
@bwenluck9812
@bwenluck9812 6 ай бұрын
Somehow I don't think that was part of the original commissioned sign.... 🤔
@a.katherinesuetterlin3028
@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 6 ай бұрын
And I'm thinking "Ah, so they got busy with the vanilla donut frosting, apparently." 😂
@cindysaroya1251
@cindysaroya1251 6 ай бұрын
The name Kym & Go sounds like a massage parlor franchise.
@catsupchutney
@catsupchutney 6 ай бұрын
Teenage employee me would do that as a prank. Boss won't notice until there's a grievance filed by a customer.
@noreenconstantine4612
@noreenconstantine4612 6 ай бұрын
Gross, but kinda funny
@TheMaskedGamer
@TheMaskedGamer 6 ай бұрын
Stephen's segment is usually great, but this one is absolute gold. I cracked up more than usual, and the pacing with rising and falling emotion vs humor was top notch. It felt like the peeps callbacks almost wrote themselves. Bravo!
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 6 ай бұрын
I'll miss being welcomed to Boston with "USE YAH BLINKAS". And my personal NJ fave: "CONSTRUCTION AHEAD. PREPARE TO BE ANNOYED"
@pettespizzaparlor3245
@pettespizzaparlor3245 6 ай бұрын
"Lights on, wipes on" And the classic "click it or ticket" Guess there were to many a "Ahh zombies!!!" signs 😢
@a.katherinesuetterlin3028
@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 6 ай бұрын
Then Illinois and NJ should be sister states, bc Chicago is freakin' year-round construction. You absolutely have to plan where and when you have to use the bathroom if you're from out of state. Learned my lesson about that back in 2011 when I was headed to the Joliet Harrah's to meet up with a friend for a concert that was happening the next evening. How tf my friend deals with it is beyond me. 😅
@jpdemer5
@jpdemer5 6 ай бұрын
@@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 The real reason people move to Floriduh: they never fix the roads.
@coulrophobic123
@coulrophobic123 6 ай бұрын
As a Midwesterner who lives in a city with Kum & Go convenience stores, we also call them Ejaculate & Evacuate
@brendaplumley4491
@brendaplumley4491 6 ай бұрын
Thanks for all the shout-outs Steve. ❤️ -Brenda
@prettyevil6662000
@prettyevil6662000 6 ай бұрын
No! Kum and Go can't be dropped! It's our only source of entertainment in Missouri! Telling travelers they need to make a left at the Kum and Go is too fun.
@SquirtleHK
@SquirtleHK 6 ай бұрын
👋😃 Hiii, my fellow Missourian!! Best place on Earth! Best weather, no earthquakes! Missouri pride! I agree they shouldn't change the name Kum & Go😅
@RyoHazuki224
@RyoHazuki224 6 ай бұрын
Well hey, you can always travel a bit westward and shop at the Loaf and Jug! (real name, I promise!)
@dawnstanley1733
@dawnstanley1733 6 ай бұрын
😂😂​@@RyoHazuki224 Omg! Too funny! 😂😂😂
@lllCTHULHUlll
@lllCTHULHUlll 6 ай бұрын
Clearly, fellow Missourian, you haven't heard of Uranus Fudge Factory in Saint Robert, Missouri. No, I'm not joking. Their newsletter is full of poop related puns. While I'm not usually a fan of bathroom humor, I look forward to getting it every year.
@arronsmith4958
@arronsmith4958 6 ай бұрын
Since I was a kid I always referred to it as the Ejaculate and Evacuate...
@EricBrockway
@EricBrockway 6 ай бұрын
If highway signs have to be removed to avoid distracting drivers, does that also mean that billboards have to go?
@kimlarso
@kimlarso 6 ай бұрын
👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
@SpeedyTubaGuy
@SpeedyTubaGuy 6 ай бұрын
As someone who used to work in the digital billboard industry, nothing would make me happier. My brain is permanently stuck looking for defects to report to our repair contractors
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 6 ай бұрын
No, because billboards are different. You know that you can ignore billboards when you're driving. Actual highway signage is supposed to convey important information, so everybody should be reading them. Because everybody should be reading them, they should be as simple and clear as possible.
@ichijofestival2576
@ichijofestival2576 6 ай бұрын
@@beeble2003 Sounds like someone has a vested interest in maintaining that roadside trash.
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 6 ай бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 Are you suggesting that I have that vested interest. Absolutely not: I'm a university lecturer.
@jeanne-marie8196
@jeanne-marie8196 6 ай бұрын
I’m so glad all of the references to “Peeps” were given. I can never understand why people look forward to eating them, and could never figure out what they were made of. Now I know. Thank you Late Show writers!
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 6 ай бұрын
I don't see what's more simple, direct and brief than "buckle up, windshields hurt".
@danreyn
@danreyn 6 ай бұрын
Not a doctor but maybe just "Buckle up" is more simple, direct, and brief?
@yudithcaron8053
@yudithcaron8053 6 ай бұрын
Some people, when told to "Buckle up", "cover up", or any order from an authority, ask "Why?". If they don't get a satisfying answer to their "why", they won't do it.
@danreyn
@danreyn 5 ай бұрын
fair 'nuff. Humour is funny too
@innnews6299
@innnews6299 6 ай бұрын
😂This is the “dirtiest” Meanwhile….and I love it😂
@SpeckleKen
@SpeckleKen 6 ай бұрын
From another English-speaking country - it always horrifies that the adjective Americans favour for sex is "dirty." Do you think maybe your puritan forefathers succeeded in polluting your thoughts?
@idaslapter5987
@idaslapter5987 6 ай бұрын
its also the peep-iest Meanwhile
@kcguy8864
@kcguy8864 6 ай бұрын
“Rub one out n bounce” made me chuckle 😆
@zyxwvutsrq00
@zyxwvutsrq00 6 ай бұрын
Yeah but “pump & dump” was right there
@svenedstrom2551
@svenedstrom2551 6 ай бұрын
Chuckle? Dude I cried
@HansHenderson
@HansHenderson 6 ай бұрын
This really is Peak Stephen, the guy's on fire, I think he and the whole writers' room got Very Motivated by not winning any Emmies... 😂
@TheBarbarianGamer
@TheBarbarianGamer 6 ай бұрын
They say you learn more from a loss than from a win...
@HoodBanksy
@HoodBanksy 6 ай бұрын
One after another! 😂 He crushed it this segment.
@tabaxikhajit4541
@tabaxikhajit4541 6 ай бұрын
@@ichijofestival2576 I will be looking for those!
@philoctetes_wordsworth
@philoctetes_wordsworth 6 ай бұрын
I imagine that few people pay attention to the entire rant. The beginning does in fact connect to the end-it is a beautiful thing to admire.🤗🤗🤗
@laurendoe168
@laurendoe168 6 ай бұрын
I skip past it.
@idaslapter5987
@idaslapter5987 6 ай бұрын
@@laurendoe168 me too
@pickledragonrebel
@pickledragonrebel 6 ай бұрын
I always listen to the whole script. It's a thing of beauty
@N313GrayFox
@N313GrayFox 6 ай бұрын
4:53 I love that kum & Go just got an automatic laugh from the audience just for the name.
@sararaven
@sararaven 6 ай бұрын
In college we referred to the local Kum N Go as the Ejaculate and Evacuate 😂 gonna miss that place
@scavengerspc
@scavengerspc 6 ай бұрын
When I first moved to Little Rock, it didn't take long to see our first "Kum & Go" and yeah, how can anyone not get a chuckle the first time seeing it.
@Phantom9252
@Phantom9252 6 ай бұрын
Midwesterner, the Kum & Go name being a giant joke is literally the only reason anyone ever had to go to a Kum & Go. It's loss is a sad day. Rub one out for a fallen comrade.
@Phantom9252
@Phantom9252 6 ай бұрын
Speaking of midwestern gas stations, where my Casey's breakfast pizza lovers at? That's the taste of home right there. I work with West Coasters and when I told them about it they reacted with disgust, and it was just cuz they'd never had it. Real green eggs and ham situation.
@dazenguile4215
@dazenguile4215 6 ай бұрын
“rub one out for a fallen comrade” lmfaooo.. best string of words i’ve seen all week
@dazenguile4215
@dazenguile4215 6 ай бұрын
@@Phantom9252 also, love casey’s breakfast pizza
@troyseffrood2972
@troyseffrood2972 6 ай бұрын
Kum and Go. Kame and Went
@UsefullPig
@UsefullPig 6 ай бұрын
For me, it's the only quality Midwestern chain other than Maverick that reaches Colorado
@milosterwheeler2520
@milosterwheeler2520 6 ай бұрын
I wonder if the workers were trained to say goodby with "Kum again"?
@imwatchingyou439
@imwatchingyou439 6 ай бұрын
Or, "Thanks for kumming, now go."
@zbeebs
@zbeebs 6 ай бұрын
Okay, but I'm going to need like 20 minutes.
@id10t98
@id10t98 6 ай бұрын
Did you know wealthy people dont kum? They arrive.
@just__dave
@just__dave 6 ай бұрын
The best part of my mid west road trips were the clever traffic signs and stopping at the Kum & Go. Why do they always have to take the fun out of it?
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 6 ай бұрын
Because, "We at the federal government have no sense of humor that we're aware of."
@joeds3775
@joeds3775 6 ай бұрын
Religion.
@realtijuana5998
@realtijuana5998 6 ай бұрын
It's either that or, well you know, having to do actual governing work like establish justice, insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, or promote the general welfare.
@eponymousIme
@eponymousIme 6 ай бұрын
Because it's not fun for everyone if they don't get the inside joke, pun, or colloquialism and are distracted trying to figure out what the government was trying to convey.
@Kaede-Sasaki
@Kaede-Sasaki 6 ай бұрын
I never got the reference to that. I always thought it was American slang spelling like nite and lite for night and light, respectively. I know the cum spelling means "with" as in magna cum laude (University degree).
@thaisstone5192
@thaisstone5192 6 ай бұрын
I live in Missoula, Montana. When I came back to America in 2006, my brother was giving me a drive around showing off the city. Sure as hell, we drove past the "Kum & Go" and of course, I start laughing at it. Tim said :"When it first turned up some people were pissed about it, but now its just kind of a local joke. Not every city in America has one."
@ioanazapp3481
@ioanazapp3481 6 ай бұрын
That single entendre was hilarious 🤣🤣
@r00pea
@r00pea 6 ай бұрын
I'm a huge fan of Stephen but I miss him doing edgier comedy. This whole segment was so funny
@akshaynd95
@akshaynd95 6 ай бұрын
5:31 "Rub one out and Bounce", the unofficial tagline of the New York subway.
@corymiller913
@corymiller913 6 ай бұрын
As a proud Midwesterner, during the Kum & Go segment, I was hoping for the "Ejaculate & Evacuate" joke.
@TheaEllie
@TheaEllie 6 ай бұрын
Skeet & Yeet more likely
@TaxReligionNow
@TaxReligionNow 6 ай бұрын
I always called it "squirt and scram."
@ladyflimflam
@ladyflimflam 6 ай бұрын
Y’all are amateurs. In the 80s we called it rape & run.
@louiebee6745
@louiebee6745 6 ай бұрын
Jizz N Whizz
@85jongo
@85jongo 6 ай бұрын
Damn, without "Kum & Go" where will I get my 1.75 liter handle of Blue Ox vodka every night!?!?! Oh well, eventually we will all shuffle off this mortal coil and go to the great gas station in the sky where it all "Came & Went."
@annahappen7036
@annahappen7036 6 ай бұрын
He said they're just changing the name not going out of business.
@85jongo
@85jongo 6 ай бұрын
@@annahappen7036 Good, will they still sell Blue Ox vodka!?!?
@gothictany73
@gothictany73 6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 your comment made me spit out my water!
@outtakontroll3334
@outtakontroll3334 6 ай бұрын
you can get vodka at a convenience store? great state!
@amusicment4829
@amusicment4829 6 ай бұрын
Haha! Love the clarinet getting its Meanwhile spotlight 🎵
@WookieATX
@WookieATX 6 ай бұрын
I had to back it up to hear it again. LOL Did he really just (kinda) say Buffet Crampon?? Niiiice.
@tomking2613
@tomking2613 6 ай бұрын
this was simple but one of the best. Well done writers
@emiliocalle2110
@emiliocalle2110 6 ай бұрын
Just the openings of this segment deserves an Emmy
@malervik4176
@malervik4176 6 ай бұрын
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@jennjennjenn61992
@jennjennjenn61992 6 ай бұрын
they really aren't that good, they are just a random collection of words
@malervik4176
@malervik4176 6 ай бұрын
kzfaq.info/get/bejne/jLmWl92Hzc7Hh6M.html
@rudepeoplestink
@rudepeoplestink 6 ай бұрын
Peeps used to be only yellow and flavored like stale cardboard as the Lord intended.
@scottgillespie8011
@scottgillespie8011 6 ай бұрын
As opposed to fresh cardboard?
@kingjamos2422
@kingjamos2422 6 ай бұрын
@@scottgillespie8011 Dude, that is way too spicy.
@ciaartin2221
@ciaartin2221 6 ай бұрын
. . . stale cardboard and sawdust.
@Vote-Blue
@Vote-Blue 6 ай бұрын
Hey you're talking about my house 🏠
@TaxReligionNow
@TaxReligionNow 6 ай бұрын
Your "lord" is fictional though.
@julianlicon
@julianlicon 6 ай бұрын
Freaking hilarious!!!! One of the best meanwhile segments
@Nathan_Talisien
@Nathan_Talisien 6 ай бұрын
NGL, I didn't expect the Sam Jackson quote bait-and-switch. Well played, Stephen. Well played. 👏
@thedoc1461
@thedoc1461 6 ай бұрын
Agreed, I was expecting "What is with these mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane?" 😂😂
@Dr.Quarex
@Dr.Quarex 6 ай бұрын
I enjoyed thinking it was still a quote about snakes.
@theseinstrumentals
@theseinstrumentals 6 ай бұрын
They don’t show ads for free lol
@jamesmoconnell
@jamesmoconnell 6 ай бұрын
@@theseinstrumentals Unless it's funny.
@malinolsson5921
@malinolsson5921 6 ай бұрын
European here, can someone help with the switch-a-rue thing?
@terrencezellers9105
@terrencezellers9105 6 ай бұрын
Ya know, Steven ought to publish books of nothing but collections of his introes to "Meanwhile". I don't know what you would call them as an art form, but IMO they definitely are one.
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 6 ай бұрын
I mean, yes, but only if he credits the actual writers of the jokes. Because he doesn't write those intros.
@terrencezellers9105
@terrencezellers9105 6 ай бұрын
@@RabblesTheBinx Agreed, but they're under contract such that their "work products" (at least those specifically for the show and its related endeavors, are the legal property of Colbert's production company. But in Europe there is such a notion as "moral rights" such that even though all commercial value is properly with Colbert, they have a right (sometimes I have to bow in respect to those Europeans) to be acknowledged for what they've written. It's just decency.
@jaymorf7374
@jaymorf7374 6 ай бұрын
No. I skip these intros every time. They've become indulgent and trees do not need to die for this.
@RabblesTheBinx
@RabblesTheBinx 6 ай бұрын
@@terrencezellers9105 I'm not saying that he should be crediting each one individually for every joke, but listing the Late Show writers as the authors is, as you said, just common decency.
@terrencezellers9105
@terrencezellers9105 6 ай бұрын
@@jaymorf7374 the over-the-top indulgence in florid word play is exactly what the ""meanwhile-intro" art form is all about. Sad that you don't see it. While it's not an uncommon way to make fun of some topic or writings about it, the ability to remain (fairly) consistent and keep cranking them out is why I think it worth the effort. I'd spring some bucks for such a book. You don't have to agree on the merits of this "art" and more pointedly you don't have to buy the book if it were to happen. I simply voiced the (as far as I've seen never else raised, but of course I can't know all of who's said what when) idea that such a collection would be worthwhile, at least to those of us who find value in amusing wordplay.
@splorn
@splorn 6 ай бұрын
Now this is some extra high-quality Meanwhile
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 6 ай бұрын
This has always been hilarious to me. Billboards are literally trying to distract you from driving, but it's ok if they're trying make money, apparently? 🤷🏼‍♂
@StabbyMcHugz
@StabbyMcHugz 6 ай бұрын
I remember that chain of convenience stores, we called it “Came and Went” 😁
@willemverheij3412
@willemverheij3412 6 ай бұрын
Just picture yourself flying with air Asia. Suddenly, you see a snake sneaking out of the overhead compartment towards you with bared fangs! But just as you see your life flash before your eyes and accept your fate, the snake is snatched out of the air by the stewardess who expertly puts it back in it's cage and, with a friendly smile, asks you if you would like some tea.
@RealBradMiller
@RealBradMiller 6 ай бұрын
Time's have changed We got a free upgrade for snakes on a plane Screw em I don't care Grab the cheap champagne we're going down in flames, oh!
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 6 ай бұрын
Why yes, Brenda, I would. That would be lovely.
@clintmash245
@clintmash245 6 ай бұрын
And maybe some fresh pants...
@tomr3422
@tomr3422 6 ай бұрын
I have flown some smaller asian airlines and that wouldnt surprise me in the least - Brenda doesnt just tell you your seat cushion can be used as a floatation device.
@ellenensey3393
@ellenensey3393 6 ай бұрын
I grew up in northeast Iowa, and in HS my friends and I came up with many alternatives for Kum and Go: Spunk ‘N Split, Jizz & Jet, and my favorite, Ejaculate and Evacuate. Kum & Go is an institution and should stay present with name in tact!
@cindysaroya1251
@cindysaroya1251 6 ай бұрын
I'm surprised I'd never heard of Kum & Go before this. I wonder if one has ever been in the same shopping center as a Piggly Wiggly. That would be some fun signage!
@billmcdonough8616
@billmcdonough8616 6 ай бұрын
Is it me, or did someone let Colbert off the leash? He was great with the innuendos... but I'm getting a sharper edge. LOVIN IT
@meganh4011
@meganh4011 6 ай бұрын
I'm so sad about come and go. Every time I go by one, when I'm on vacation because they're not in my area, I buy a ton of their lighters as really horrible souvenir gifts for friends. It always gets a laugh.
@ChelseaRae-ew1mn
@ChelseaRae-ew1mn 6 ай бұрын
A beautiful show, team. Stephen, masterfully done. ❤
@mariloustarr5972
@mariloustarr5972 6 ай бұрын
You’ll never take away our Minnesota’s Pump and Munch!😂😂😂
@thisguy41487
@thisguy41487 6 ай бұрын
The clarient reference caught me by surprise at the beginning. Primarily because the references to the parts caught my ears, and then he said 'Buffett' instead of 'Buffet', which is pronounced just like the serve-yourself type of dining. Still laughed.
@GriffenUnlabeled
@GriffenUnlabeled 6 ай бұрын
Colbert is genius.
@Raichle9
@Raichle9 6 ай бұрын
As one of my Iowa City friends used to say "They have gas at the Sperm and Split." hahahaha...
@pfeiffdog0811
@pfeiffdog0811 6 ай бұрын
Rub one out and bounce had being dying 😂😂😂
@kujmous
@kujmous 6 ай бұрын
Kum & Goo is the newest Peeps flavor.
@brucebaker810
@brucebaker810 6 ай бұрын
Q Mango
@berulan8463
@berulan8463 6 ай бұрын
That's hilarious ... and slightly disgusting too. 😅
@dianewilliams1125
@dianewilliams1125 6 ай бұрын
I needed this! Thank you Stephen and your writers, thank you! 😂😂😂❤❤❤ BTW, I love peeps!
@cheknfaks
@cheknfaks 6 ай бұрын
Meanwhile. I m lovin it
@michaelparks7177
@michaelparks7177 6 ай бұрын
It’s like the definition of a panda: eats shoots and leaves.
@brownkemosabe
@brownkemosabe 6 ай бұрын
I'm going to miss Kum-&-Go as a former midwesterner!
@trh227
@trh227 6 ай бұрын
Colorado native. Love going to kum and go's. Going to miss that name. Also in colorado we had some pretty funny highway signs in reference to driving high or drunk. You're not a bee - don't drive buzzed. some of them were pretty good haha.
@CindyLocherTheRelaxationWorks
@CindyLocherTheRelaxationWorks 6 ай бұрын
OMG, I'm dying! 🤣 Best Meanwhile ever!
@marcmorgenstern6615
@marcmorgenstern6615 6 ай бұрын
Was fully expecting "We'll be right back with Common Go."
@laalaa99stl
@laalaa99stl 6 ай бұрын
Well. So long as I can still Jack in the Box, I'm good!
@Wyrdwad
@Wyrdwad 6 ай бұрын
Fun fact: here in Japan, there is actually a donut chain called "Jack in the Donuts." I love living in a place where English is considered exotic, so it gets put on absolutely everything, even when its meaning is not fully understood (or at least, when you HOPE its meaning is not fully understood!). ;)
@AwesomeFish12
@AwesomeFish12 6 ай бұрын
@@Wyrdwad Jack in the Donuts have the best glazed donuts in the business.
@Dbb27
@Dbb27 6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@a.katherinesuetterlin3028
@a.katherinesuetterlin3028 6 ай бұрын
If not, there's always road trips to CA for an "In-and-Out" burger. 😅😂 Talk about a burger with...ahem...Mayo on it. 🤣🤣🤣
@conniebrown6909
@conniebrown6909 6 ай бұрын
I want to know what they are glazed with.​@@AwesomeFish12
@StephanoJayP
@StephanoJayP 6 ай бұрын
Classic Meanwhile! Also yes can’t believe Kum & Go is changing their name. Shocker.
@TragoudistrosMPH
@TragoudistrosMPH 6 ай бұрын
No more fun signs? The federal government has terrible priorities...
@buckrounds1446
@buckrounds1446 6 ай бұрын
Must be Conservative Mr. JOHNSON
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 6 ай бұрын
Please pay your writers much much more !
@empurress77
@empurress77 6 ай бұрын
I love Kum & Go! Say it ain't so!
@redliondeaddeer
@redliondeaddeer 6 ай бұрын
They're only changing their name, not shutting shop tho.
@empurress77
@empurress77 6 ай бұрын
It's just not the same... though. @@redliondeaddeer
@Devilninja333
@Devilninja333 6 ай бұрын
Meanwhile before bed
@kellygoodman4773
@kellygoodman4773 6 ай бұрын
I've lived in Thailand. There are freaking snakes everywhere there. In vehicles, in trees, in the rivers....not surprised they upped their game and hopped a plane.🐍
@hannahjordan9833
@hannahjordan9833 6 ай бұрын
Signs are distracting but billboards aren't?
@annahappen7036
@annahappen7036 6 ай бұрын
Damn good point!
@just__dave
@just__dave 6 ай бұрын
Exactly!
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 6 ай бұрын
Billboards aren't distracting because you know there's nothing important on them, so you don't have to read them. Highway signs are supposed to contain important information, so everybody should be reading them. Because everybody should be reading them, they should be as clear and simple as possible.
@sharontaylor4148
@sharontaylor4148 6 ай бұрын
BRILLIANT...JUST...BRILLIANT !
@robertmoore9334
@robertmoore9334 6 ай бұрын
Stephen Colbert you are a Comedic Genius!!!
@akryeguy
@akryeguy 6 ай бұрын
I you ever make it to parts of Southern Colorado we have a Loaf- n-Jug. My dad tells me that our neighbor during the 1960s started it as a more local oriented convenience store competing with 7-11. They specialized in bread and milk, which probably irked the bakeries and dairies who did delivery. One trip and you probably could do groceries some less busy night. He did well, then sold it. Now you can't get either bread or milk there heading home late, because they don't keep those stocked as much as all kinds of other stuff marked up twice as high as a grocery, but open all night.
@melanies.6030
@melanies.6030 6 ай бұрын
Thanks. We'll keep this in mind.
@jamiefitzpatrick4377
@jamiefitzpatrick4377 6 ай бұрын
Dam it America why are you talking about easter already!
@lina9535
@lina9535 6 ай бұрын
Costco had Christmas things for sale before Halloween 😂 And my Costco isn't even in the US (I'm in Sweden)
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980
@itwasagoodideaatthetime7980 6 ай бұрын
One Word - Commercialism 💰
@ray.shoesmith
@ray.shoesmith 6 ай бұрын
Easter is the next money grab
@swampy6194
@swampy6194 6 ай бұрын
They shot all the Bunnies?
@clarissathompson
@clarissathompson 6 ай бұрын
Canada is just as bad, went to Shoppers Drug Mart the other day and they had Easter candy out! Sigh!
@glenmiller1437
@glenmiller1437 6 ай бұрын
A true laugh out loud Meanwhile.
@vintagethings9187
@vintagethings9187 6 ай бұрын
Top tier Meanwhile intro!
@RLLE-dl3oy
@RLLE-dl3oy 6 ай бұрын
Shuffle & Split was right there!
@eternyti
@eternyti 6 ай бұрын
Feds really said no humor allowed on the highway... what a bunch of killjoys.
@user-gu7wq6xq7q
@user-gu7wq6xq7q 6 ай бұрын
When travelling across the US on a long journey, I had to stop for gas. Kum and Go? LoL. Good upbeat laugh on the journey. Lets not lose "Fudge from Uranus!". Great fudge and sense of humor marketing.
@jamaalcurry8990
@jamaalcurry8990 6 ай бұрын
Kum and Go is now known as Kame and Went
@Cancun771
@Cancun771 6 ай бұрын
Best Meanwhile in ages. Makes me almost wish I hadn't skipped the intro.
@sheridan7475
@sheridan7475 6 ай бұрын
This was fantastic 😂🤍🙌
@jh2471
@jh2471 6 ай бұрын
Gas station down the street from us is literally called “Pump n’ Munch”.
@TaxReligionNow
@TaxReligionNow 6 ай бұрын
I always called Kum & Go the "Squirt & Scram"
@alicethegreat7497
@alicethegreat7497 6 ай бұрын
It doesn't matter what color or flavor Peeps are They are all fun to microwave and watch them swell!😅
@kujmous
@kujmous 6 ай бұрын
"We'll be right back with Common... go"
@CatJabZ
@CatJabZ 6 ай бұрын
Alas, sweet Kum&Go. You never let me finish. I'll miss your magnificent word-play. 😢
@shirleyrhodes3741
@shirleyrhodes3741 6 ай бұрын
That has to be my favorite MEANWHILE!! The Kum & Go was priceless!
@GoldenEdgedGreg
@GoldenEdgedGreg 6 ай бұрын
Can’t say enough about how much I appreciate you going after peeps, easily the worst Easter candy for decades.
@thedoc1461
@thedoc1461 6 ай бұрын
"Mystery meat" looks like chicken 😂😂
@beeble2003
@beeble2003 6 ай бұрын
I think it's the source of the meat that's mysterious. You are now required to reply, "The source looks like a chicken."
@thedoc1461
@thedoc1461 6 ай бұрын
@@beeble2003 The source looks like chicken 😂
@kathleenbren1523
@kathleenbren1523 6 ай бұрын
Love a compilation of a Meanwhile to view.
@TTandLPA
@TTandLPA 6 ай бұрын
Hilarious kum&go bug fart segment 😂
@halhibben
@halhibben 6 ай бұрын
Hi Steven
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын
New regulations on electronic freeway signs kills the spirit of the L.A. Story movie. (It’s the first movie where after seeing the movie, the trailer playing in the foyer showed scenes I did not see, and I thought what the eff.)
@Xena3
@Xena3 6 ай бұрын
One of the most entertaining MEANWHILE skits. Thank you!!
@LionFisile
@LionFisile 6 ай бұрын
This one was a classic joke! 👍 Come and Go!!
@JayTee2985
@JayTee2985 6 ай бұрын
Kum & Go sounds like a one-night stand 😂😂
@odd1354
@odd1354 6 ай бұрын
Has the writing really gone up in quality on this show recently or is it just easier to make me laugh nowadays? I normally get a few good smiles out of talk shows but I’ve been getting a solid belly laugh out of every recent clip from this one in particular
@TheTralfaz
@TheTralfaz 6 ай бұрын
its quality stuff....surreal even
@AwesomeFish12
@AwesomeFish12 6 ай бұрын
I feel like they have been getting gradually better for a few years now. I think it started with Stephen's slow descent into insanity during lockdown.
@horacio-ho3bf
@horacio-ho3bf 6 ай бұрын
Colbert's on fire tonight! Bleat the shrieking jingle!
@angelam5782
@angelam5782 6 ай бұрын
Best Meanwhile in a while! And that's saying a lot 😂
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander 6 ай бұрын
1:35 Meanwhile starts.
@kristurowski1619
@kristurowski1619 6 ай бұрын
First?
@binaryglitch64
@binaryglitch64 6 ай бұрын
Yep
@LaGuericana
@LaGuericana 6 ай бұрын
I love pb on pancakes and George Harrison is my favorite!!!😂
@virginiaf.5764
@virginiaf.5764 6 ай бұрын
I could watch a full hour of Meanwhile.
@AngelGabrielMusic
@AngelGabrielMusic 6 ай бұрын
Best Meanwhile intro in a while! 😂
@haggielady
@haggielady 6 ай бұрын
You and your writers were on a roll last night!
@rodgerbaker6045
@rodgerbaker6045 6 ай бұрын
Colbert, u truly r a living legend.
@gingerhitzke9185
@gingerhitzke9185 6 ай бұрын
✨maybe a bug farted on her face✨ 😂😂😂 omg I laughed so hard!
@bridgethaines7127
@bridgethaines7127 6 ай бұрын
Kum & Go reminds me of all the tv ads in Georgia for "Beaver Toyota in Cumming GA"
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