The shark taking down the gorilla always kills me 😂
@alicekranyk41733 жыл бұрын
Also the dog catching the frisbee 😂
@IAmNumber40002 жыл бұрын
As is standard in nature lmao
@boorhaave58802 жыл бұрын
Killed the gorilla too
@Vickvineager Жыл бұрын
The eagle taking the sheep. Haha
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
Yeah that got me too! 😂
@eriks83823 жыл бұрын
Joke after joke after joke. Old Simpsons really was a thing of glory
@magicsocks40313 жыл бұрын
I miss it so much
@wssssw90933 жыл бұрын
@Erik S so basically a frisbee is a food for a dog and a chimpanzee is for a crocodile 😂
@samdiego19652 жыл бұрын
Phil Hartman really helped make the show that much funnier
@Megadextrious2 жыл бұрын
Those early writers were seriously geniuses
@BlueisNotaWarmColour2 жыл бұрын
If a joke wasn't that funny it didn't matter because a better one was right on its ass. As opposed to now where jokes land with a thud and then you have to sit with them for ten cringey seconds.
@WillowJordan19793 жыл бұрын
"Just ask this scientician!" "Uh..."
@369Alien3 жыл бұрын
😂
@BlueisNotaWarmColour2 жыл бұрын
MSM experts be like
@tomedy_official2 жыл бұрын
Thats scientist lol
@andymcclurg99162 жыл бұрын
Favorite joke
@russl3632 Жыл бұрын
"independant fact checkers"
@jamesteow363 жыл бұрын
In the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film.
@ejl10002 жыл бұрын
It's lines like that that makes this era of the Simpsons so brilliant.
@reymicroc2 жыл бұрын
All leftists universities
@goldenvulture6818 Жыл бұрын
@@ejl1000 Their glory days ended in 2007
@MAKgargos Жыл бұрын
@@goldenvulture6818 How often did you write this? And no, it's round about 1998.
@maxpower99797 ай бұрын
We get a lot of that in France...
@humankinglobetard3000 Жыл бұрын
They say Troy McClure is a talentless hack, yet he was able to gracefully walk on top of those cows without wobbling or looking down. That’s quite impressive.
@Marxhog Жыл бұрын
That also parodies how cramped they get the cows.
@richardwilcox3643Ай бұрын
@@MarxhogHey, thanks for that, Sir Obvious. 😐
@AColonDashSix2 жыл бұрын
The joke value and sheer density of old Simpsons goes unmatched
@gerryfromthevoid8986 Жыл бұрын
1990's Simpsons and 2000's South Park > everything else
@HBICTiff Жыл бұрын
@@gerryfromthevoid8986 Do you include Simpsons season 9 in that statement?
@diegomo1413 Жыл бұрын
You sure it’s not just these short clips that have particularly high joke density?
@l.h.142911 ай бұрын
@@diegomo1413 No, was all this episodes (seasons 3-9)
@stevena4882 жыл бұрын
"MEAT AND YOU: Partners in Freedom" - Number 3F03 in the 'Resistance is Useless' series. ... I never noticed that before
@Megadextrious2 жыл бұрын
This is more funny/ironic because your profile picture is a cheeseburger
@nas84payne2 жыл бұрын
@@Megadextrious 😂😂😂
@F40PH-2CAT Жыл бұрын
Ironically now it's the vegans with this kind of power in the schools.
@canaisyoung3601 Жыл бұрын
3F03 is the production code for this episode.
@SamuelBlack848 ай бұрын
Camp da cow
@mournblade1066 Жыл бұрын
The gorilla getting eaten by the shark cracks me up every single time.
@jaysonraphaelmurdock8812 Жыл бұрын
Right? 😂
@pedobear80712 жыл бұрын
I love the randomness of the animals on the "food chain"
@MLaak86 Жыл бұрын
as well as how there's no effort to make it into a chain.
@ashlirabid9614 Жыл бұрын
Because the food chain is random.
@brantlarson421 Жыл бұрын
The puddle was the one that got me.
@braydenebel8799 Жыл бұрын
An "educational" video explaining that humans eat bats, monkeys, and slugs lol
@anonygent11 ай бұрын
*poodle
@benoncambie2 жыл бұрын
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy - if a cow ever got the chance, he’d eat you and everyone you care about”
@martian_28762 жыл бұрын
“The chances of getting killed by a cow are low, but never zero”
@rodneyjohnson63132 жыл бұрын
@@martian_2876 look at how many people have been gored by a cow's horns
@matrix912342 жыл бұрын
Think better argument is. Cats cant turn vegan. There end of discussion. Biology determines it alot of time of how your body works
@CodeeXD2 жыл бұрын
It's true though haha
@WisamSafi1978 Жыл бұрын
I remember this line every time I see a video of a cow eating a snake or a baby chicken
@aigtban Жыл бұрын
As an exercise, I counted every single gag in this clip: 1. Lisa S./L. Simpson. 2. "In the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film." 3. "MEAT AND YOU: PARTNERS IN FREEDOM" 4. "Number 3F03 in the 'Resistance is Useless' Series" 5. McClure walking on top of the cows. 6. "Hi, I'm Troy McClure! You may remember me..." (running joke) 7. "Two minus three equals negative fun!" 8. "Firecrackers: the Silent Killer" 9. "Oh, hello Bobby!" "Jimmy." 10. "Whoa whoa whoa, slow down, Jimmy!" 11. McClure "tastes" the cow. 12. "It's time for them to 'graduate' from Bovine University." 13. Cows unceremoniously conveyed into strikingly un-university-like building. 14. "Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy..." 15. Excessively grisly sound effects as cows are slaughtered and processed. 16. Steaks plop neatly into truck marked "Meat For You". 17. Jimmy emerges looking deeply traumatised, McClure oblivious. 18. "Is he crazy?" "No, just ignorant. You see, your crazy friend..." 19. Anthropocentric food chain diagram. 20. "Just ask this 'scientician'." 21. "Scientician" just says "uh...". 22. Eagle flies off with improbably large sheep. 23. Dog "eats" frisbee. 24. Shark eats gorilla. 25. "If a cow ever got a chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about." 26. Sinister close-up on cow, with appropriate music. 27. "Ha ha ha ha! Yes you were, Jimmy." 28. "You're hurting me..." 29. End title in the form of a cow brand. 30. "They can't seriously expect us to swallow that tripe!"/Skinner unveils mound of literal tripe, kids eagerly devour it. 31. Kids regurgitate lines from the film. 32. Ralph wants to go to "Bovine University". (part of another running joke of Ralph being dumb and flighty) I make that thirty-two gags in under three minutes, an average of one every 5.4 seconds. A lesser animated comedy, or a modern Simpsons episode, might achieve half that rate on their very best day; more likely, they'd manage four or five in total, each one beaten to death and beyond. There's a reason there's not a comedy writer alive who doesn't admire classic era Simpsons. Did I miss any?
@aigtban Жыл бұрын
A Twitter follower of mine pointed out that there are at least four or five gags in the "food chain" diagram alone, that you'd need to pause the video to fully digest (no pun intended), so the real number could well be nudging the forties. Un. Real.
@Marxhog Жыл бұрын
Joke after joke, and they still managed to tell you a story, above them. Golden production.
@XxRumble11 ай бұрын
When “Jimmy” first speaks Troy looks out “huh?” like he was surprised or unaware despite it being a scripted production. I think this happens in at least one other of his educational videos
@flabhandski11 ай бұрын
@@XxRumble this is so incredibly subtle but he also looks off to his left and then walks over to jimmy who is on his right. Which goes to your point that that wasn’t part of the script This show was unbelievable
@XxRumble11 ай бұрын
@@flabhandski Yeah, I think it spoke to Troy's lack of professionalism as well as the shoddy production, where he's just oblivious to what's going on and reading his lines.
@tengyang35812 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that’s the same jimmy that wanted to live without zinc.
@Lucky-ei6yh2 жыл бұрын
Is he a time traveler...... That zinc film was in the 50's
@gerryfromthevoid89862 жыл бұрын
meat contains zinc, little jimmy needs to stop asking these _moronic_ questions!
@dorothyjosefina2 жыл бұрын
@@Lucky-ei6yh Maybe the Zinc film was made in the 60s and the black and white was an artistic choice.
@emmarose42342 жыл бұрын
GROSS! HE’S PICKING HIS NOSE!
@tahraethestoryteller60792 жыл бұрын
“Don’t kid yourself, Jimmy. If zinc got the chance, it’d eat you and everything you care about.”
@samdiego19652 жыл бұрын
Any Simpsons episode that has Phil Hartman in it automatically gets extra points
@Whit_Siever2 жыл бұрын
Haven't had many of those since 1998
@sirpsychosussy8 ай бұрын
@@Whit_Siever Coincidence? No, money down!
@1Up20817 ай бұрын
God rest his soul.
@jizzaymz2 жыл бұрын
R.I.P. Phil Hartman, Troy McClure was my absolute favorite.
@IAmNumber40002 жыл бұрын
Troy and Lionel Hutz were my two favorites :(
@oregonghost3782 Жыл бұрын
What about mole man or Gil
@clawlesslawless2 жыл бұрын
Don't let the name throw you, Jimmy, it's not really a floor. It's more of a steel grating that allows material to sluice through so it can be collected and exported.
@brendontompa-clinch23062 жыл бұрын
fuckin gets me every time
@NyQuilDonut Жыл бұрын
What he meant was that Monster Island is actually a peninsula!
@Pww642 Жыл бұрын
@@NyQuilDonut I wish we were gong to Candy Apple Island
@blackdiamondexpress18892 жыл бұрын
Imagine being in the room with the writers when they made this
@ThingsICantFindOtherwise2 жыл бұрын
just duck under the smoke if you need to see
@AaroInTheKnee2 жыл бұрын
they were eating rotisserie chicken.
@thomasreynolds3819 Жыл бұрын
Conan O'Brien has talked about this before. He said there were really long, uncomfortable silences until somebody said "What if Homer says "D'oh?"" And then they'd go "No that won't work." And then back to the really long silence.
@HenrySosenite Жыл бұрын
@@thomasreynolds3819 Conan wrote a grand total of 4 simpsons episodes, furthermore your anecdote would be more apt in describing a bad comedy show rather than a good one
@thomasreynolds3819 Жыл бұрын
@@HenrySosenite Yep, somehow that was the writing process for a show as brilliant as The Simpsons!
@alfromtx2452 жыл бұрын
"2 minus 3 equals negative fun" and "firecrackers, the silent killer." So much great humor. I miss the old Simpsons.
@eddietat953 жыл бұрын
This is the lost sequel to "Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory".
@drugbuddy6652 жыл бұрын
Man vs Nature 2: The Exploits of War
@ourvaluesarewhoweareinadem4093Ай бұрын
Nature started the war with those poison monkeys.
@cloudbullets2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been saying the Bovine University joke for over 20 years with my mom, that’s how timeless this is 🤣💞
@cl88046 ай бұрын
what joke, now?
@janberkemeier7406 Жыл бұрын
The shark grabbing the gorilla is one of the funniest visual gags ever made
@MacabreMole Жыл бұрын
Gotta hand it to Troy, he was a god damn professional. Jimmy corrected him once and he didn't fuck it up again.
@samweisberg367310 ай бұрын
Jimmy is clearly afraid of the word “killing,” and Troy reassures him that it’s not really a FLOOR! Genius!
@ganados03 жыл бұрын
"I have a crrrazy friend... who says it's wrong to eat meat, is he crazy?" "Nah just ignorant. You see your crazy friend has never heard of the food chain."
@greenraider442 жыл бұрын
Vegan Gains
@mafiaz1872 жыл бұрын
“Uh.”
@ndingo2 жыл бұрын
Vegan booty
@ndingo4 ай бұрын
Vegan bootie and Vegan teacher
@5r24811 ай бұрын
I fully support Ralph’s ambition to attend B.U.
@zxKAOS18 ай бұрын
He'll get there on a full scholarship!
@argelbargel76802 жыл бұрын
I want a poster of the food chain visual.
@MusicalMemeology10 ай бұрын
The “you’re hurting me” at the end always gets me 😂.
@robbiepeterh Жыл бұрын
“Mr. McClure” “O, hello Bobby.” “Jimmy.” 😂
@maxresdefault_11 ай бұрын
Lisa the Vegetarian is an all time great episode
@ZuluRomeo Жыл бұрын
"Oh! Hi there, Bobby!" "Jimmy." 🤣
@jofez2718 күн бұрын
Ah! You're hurting me!
@andymcclurg99166 ай бұрын
The scientician joke makes me laugh literally every time I watch it. Favorite gag in the series
@fredWaxBeans111115 ай бұрын
same!
@BenedictTownsend Жыл бұрын
This is the very pinnacle of comedy and you can’t convince me otherwise
@RingoandCarlin2 жыл бұрын
2:01 was always my favorite part. The first time I saw that I never expected that to happen. I've never seen a shark attack a gorilla before.
@nickchambers39352 жыл бұрын
Clearly you’ve never heard of the food chain
@Jumper4ever93 Жыл бұрын
I believe it was the reference to Amazon monkeys which sometimes get eaten by sharks.
@crimsonclover9871 Жыл бұрын
"When I grow up I'm going to go to Bovine University," 🤣🤣
@leopold756210 ай бұрын
If I remember correctly, this episode also contained Homer's pig roast that Lisa sabotaged, with Homer chasing after it saying, "It's just a little dirty, it's still good!" "It's just a little wet, it's still good!" "It's just a little airborne, it's still good!" Or Burns and Smithers at the plant: Burns: I think I'll donate a million dollars to the homeless charity. When pigs fly!" Burns laughs [Homer's pig roast flies past] Burns: Ha... oh Smithers: So will you be donating that money now, sir? Burns: No, I'd still rather not
@broadcastmyballs10 ай бұрын
That food chain isn't wrong lol
@lofthouse23 Жыл бұрын
"They can't expect us to swallow this tripe?"
@jamierose9095Ай бұрын
I guess my "crazy friend" here hasn't heard of the food chain.
@PyroNexus222 жыл бұрын
Old Simpsons had so many jokes that by rewatching these clips I still keep discovering the new ones.
@venda.havelka Жыл бұрын
The Meat Council Presents: "MEAT AND YOU: PARTNERS IN FREEDOM" Number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" Series
@revvolutions6 ай бұрын
The food chain graphic made me spit hot cocoa
@GaelicCelt19902 жыл бұрын
"Uh..." - Scientician
@THERobertL2000 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@rockysolid4200 Жыл бұрын
The episode is just Lisa trying to convince everyone to stop eating meat and everyone trying to make Lisa think her choice to not eat meat is wrong.
@truthfulfree Жыл бұрын
Speaking as an ex vegan, it is.
@Nigel.1232 жыл бұрын
"In the interest of creating an open dialogue, sit silently and watch this film." HR in a nutshell.
@NoellaScott Жыл бұрын
As the years go by, we realize the true geniuses that made this show what it was…the crossovers with SNL and other late night TV, and how it has all decayed since then. It was a great generation.
@blacktimhoward432211 ай бұрын
"Uh-" - A Scientician
@tremorsfan2 жыл бұрын
The next words out of the Scientician's mouth: What are you doing in my office.
@GuaranteedEtern8 ай бұрын
The food chain needs to be a shirt
@clyde_45td Жыл бұрын
I remember watching this when I was a kid, I honestly thought this was the funniest thing I'd ever seen,
@Ditka-892 жыл бұрын
2:00 now I remember why I watched this show everyday of my childhood
@ericfix0521 Жыл бұрын
Don't let the name fool you, it's not really a floor
@hastyhillfarmand4x480 Жыл бұрын
I worked at a hog slaughter house for years, nobody thinks to thank the guy making sure hogs dont eat all your loved ones.
@marcanthonybattenberg7636 Жыл бұрын
Thank you
@hastyhillfarmand4x480 Жыл бұрын
@@marcanthonybattenberg7636 hey, it's my pleasure.
@aprofessionalgamer5355 Жыл бұрын
@Hasty Hill Farm and 4x4 thanks. They really will eat people though right? I've heard of mafia people feeding corpses to pigs, they don't even leave the femur.
@jarrettadams41023 ай бұрын
Thank you for your service
@devosegal2 жыл бұрын
Ralph wiggum for the win!
@logann7942 Жыл бұрын
I admire the fact that they took the time to animate bricked-up windows.
@davidditch3287 Жыл бұрын
Lots of classic lines but 0:53 is always what gets me.
@martintaiani Жыл бұрын
Here after watching an old documentary on the Hoover Dam. "Don't kid yourself Jimmy. If the Colorado River had a chance, it'd drown you and everyone you care about!"
@huth17013 жыл бұрын
1:49 UH?
@TheBfutgreg2 жыл бұрын
0:39 faces right, goes left towards -Bobby- Jimmy...reminds me of the Broomshakalaka skit where the blessed Denny Boffa gestures to invite his guests and looks the opposite direction....truly a classic joke amongst staged comedy
@seanemery1917 Жыл бұрын
Paul McCartney had a hand with this episode
@bonniehowell9206 Жыл бұрын
I remember when this episode first aired my mom who grew up in Iowa said they went on a class field trip to a slaughter house.
@Equint7710 ай бұрын
Them branding the cow “the end” always cracks me up. 😂😂😂😂😂
@proddreamatnight2 жыл бұрын
“No, just ignorant” LMFAO
@engineer16282 жыл бұрын
You see your crazy friend 😂😂
@letsmakeit110 Жыл бұрын
The film reaction perfectly encapsulates reddit
@bacsolo3719 Жыл бұрын
Every scene is precious. 90's Simpson are the best.
@hankjones78292 жыл бұрын
Notice the bat in the food chain?
@reisefuxx Жыл бұрын
"It's not really a floor"
@th.burggraf78142 жыл бұрын
Pure gold. I miss the *old* Simpsons series. Comparing the new series with the old series is like comparing carbonated urine to champagne.
@ThingsICantFindOtherwise2 жыл бұрын
i hear this being read in troy's voice lol
@nocturnalrecluse1216 Жыл бұрын
Like the Star-Wars prequels compared to the Disney sequels.
@Marxhog Жыл бұрын
@@nocturnalrecluse1216 there are sequels?
@nocturnalrecluse1216 Жыл бұрын
@@Marxhog Disney? 🤷♂️
@gorginhanson10 ай бұрын
but it * is * carbonated, yes
@mythcontrolpill Жыл бұрын
Timmy comes out pale af 🤣🤣🤣
@THERobertL2000 Жыл бұрын
Jimmy
@jessenathan9346 Жыл бұрын
1:50 Words to live by
@thatmadengineer_5552 Жыл бұрын
I was expecting the buzzer beep to go to Daft Punk - Robots Rock.
@lupodelupis3672 Жыл бұрын
Another formidable episode of "Resistance Is Futile"...so instructive😂
@rawkguy489627 күн бұрын
1:30 holy shit the kid's face and Troy's question. I thought I was gonna die of laughter the first time I saw that
@AYVYN6 ай бұрын
Your crazy friend never heard of *THE FOOD CHAIN*
@xPUNISHER84x2 жыл бұрын
“Getting hungry Jimmy?”
@connorscott23944 ай бұрын
Dude I don't know who you are but you're my hero this channel is exactly what I need for random simpsons references
@werothegreat Жыл бұрын
The least realistic thing about this is kids lining up to eat tripe.
@sesanti Жыл бұрын
1:30 lol that poor kid.
@toastrecon7 ай бұрын
2:00 It's funny that as a kid growing up in the far north, I really did think bananas grew on trees that looked like that.
@xjdfghashzkj6 ай бұрын
0:53 the cow is like "wtf is this weirdo doing"
@lozu89474 ай бұрын
The greatest educational film ever made!
@EuropeYear191714 күн бұрын
“When I grow up, I’m going to Bovine University!” - Ralph Wiggum 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
@streamingnowstreamingnow2568 Жыл бұрын
Sherri and Terry I though they was both in Bart's grade.
@ddjsoyenby Жыл бұрын
every joke here is gold.
@matthewlee86672 жыл бұрын
"Firecrackers: the silent killer..."
@faye_220 күн бұрын
The bat going to the human in the food "chain" - Simpsons just nailed that prediction as well. Also the poodle in the food chain makes me fear of what is still to be coming ...
@reneserpas34432 жыл бұрын
The irony towards the end 😂
@charlesferdinand422 Жыл бұрын
"Meat and you: Partners in freedom. Number 3F13 in the 'Resistance is Useless' series"
@maurobertolone51985 ай бұрын
I remember that all of this clip was triggered by "alarm of independent thought" set off in Skinner's office or sth like that 😆
@peter5.05618 күн бұрын
the poodle and the platypus in the food chain I'M DEAAAAAD.
@Ptera_xd2 жыл бұрын
2 - 3 = - FUN lol it's true
@th.burggraf7814 Жыл бұрын
"Don't kid yourself, Jimmy. If a cow ever got the chance, he'd eat you and everyone you care about !" 🤣
@demi-femme4821 Жыл бұрын
0:21 Number 3F03 in the "Resistance is Useless" series.
@SpergusonAutismo Жыл бұрын
It's called the Hegelian Dialect jimmy,. you create a problem to get the reaction you want, and then people accept the solution you offer, and if they're desperate enough they will beg you for it.
@TheBfutgreg2 ай бұрын
Intellectual extortion/racketeering?
@DetectiveMcGarnacle8 ай бұрын
Waiting for an nfl player to say “bovine university” in player intros
@stephane19523 күн бұрын
1:47: Bats with Covid-19, Beef with Mad Cow, Chips with HIV, a Pengolin maybe. At least we've got a roadmap!
@dad_jokes_4ever226 Жыл бұрын
Troy McClure at his best !
@milpool001Ай бұрын
I normally wouldn’t swallow this tripe but it was backed up by that Scientician.
@ferreus9 ай бұрын
Bovine University: The only way out is through.
@philharding16442 ай бұрын
"Oh Hello Bobby"......"Jimmy" that's all I needed 😂😂
@GravesRWFiA Жыл бұрын
i had a friend in college who was a vegetarian, in grade school they wnrt to a slaughter house on a school trip