meet team

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Жыл бұрын

for those who lack an attention span (turn on the captions they're fun i promise :) )
oh also if you were wondering why it's 18+ all of a sudden, youtube deemed this to be too gory for kids (despite the original "meet the" videos still being unrestricted lmao)

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@CantStopTheA-TrainBaby 8 ай бұрын

"Smart boolet." "Bad demoman wouldn't be here." Best lines.

@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420 6 ай бұрын

"One wire" "One Pitch of Potassium Chloride." "One Twitch" "CABLOWEE!"

@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420 6 ай бұрын

"Feelings" "Golf Trophy!"

@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420 6 ай бұрын

"Ahem." "Men."

@nicetrystealingmyinfo69420 6 ай бұрын

"That good." "Awake?" "No." "AUGHASDH"

@fireindahole69 6 ай бұрын

anytime animals together ZOO, UNLESS FARM!

@Thornskade Жыл бұрын

"Bad Demo wouldn't be here" had me in tears

@bukachell Жыл бұрын

EEEEAAAAGHHHH

@admiralAlfonso9001 Жыл бұрын

0:47

@OlaftheGreat Жыл бұрын

I almost commented the same thing before I read yours

@NOVAISD3AD Жыл бұрын

"Smart- bullet - *WAAAAA-* "

@eaten_toaster Жыл бұрын

SAME

@Therealcooliuscaesar 6 ай бұрын

Heavy - “You sure this work?” Medic - “No”

@BrickObject 4 ай бұрын

"patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again. Anyway... i lost medical license" -medick

@jamesdanon663 4 ай бұрын

"NO filthy birds. now most hearts couldn't stand voltage" -medic

@Alpacamanthegoat 3 ай бұрын

What noise Progres

@melon_glitch_worker Ай бұрын

What a table turns! Quickfix doesnt grant invulnerability

@johnmmmmmm 22 күн бұрын

nahhh want his team to lose 😭😭😭

@YazzyTheRogue 7 ай бұрын

"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt" words to live by

@badthej 5 ай бұрын

I'm nature!

@huh426 5 ай бұрын

@@badthejIf you from where I from, you dead!

@toast4681 4 ай бұрын

@@huh426WOO!-

@BrickObject 4 ай бұрын

He fu** us -spy

@El-Negrito-xD 2 ай бұрын

@@toast4681 Boom (sniper)

@TheGlowingBeansGuy Жыл бұрын

"Fire cartidges. Cost dollars" This is going to affect the economy

@TH3_N Жыл бұрын

yes it is

@TheAussieREX Жыл бұрын

Facts!

@admiralAlfonso9001 Жыл бұрын

0:03

@marabethobrien6157 Жыл бұрын

Smart bullet

@NoelistAvenger Жыл бұрын

Damn Russians affecting the economy

@XPalidocious Жыл бұрын

3:36 “Doctor, you sure this work?” “Haha! No.” i’m dying

@micahscott3895 Жыл бұрын

You forgot the aaah

@115ive Жыл бұрын

LMAO 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@skylovescars69420 Жыл бұрын

…Like the guys on the blue team

@Abrothers12 Жыл бұрын

@doomeddog5589 11 ай бұрын

i mean i shouldnt work medic is using the quick fix

@BaraAlshaer 4 ай бұрын

2:12 ''Ahem, men'' I agree with spy on that

@T128Productions 18 күн бұрын

2:14

@swirlymaximumgaming3033 18 күн бұрын

Spoi: Briefcase safe? Soldgia: Safe. Spoi: Tell me, anyone kil spy?

@ENDLESSRIOT 8 күн бұрын

@@swirlymaximumgaming3033no? Problem

@eggsYT 5 ай бұрын

1:23 “grass, birds, sun, I hurt, nature” how straight forward scout.

@BURNERFUNACE 4 ай бұрын

"if u from, where im from? you ded..."

@Markzin3 3 ай бұрын

@@BURNERFUNACEWOOOO-

@ScarletPoliceOfficerMidnight 2 ай бұрын

@@BURNERFUNACEWOO!

@cubinel Ай бұрын

@@ScarletPoliceOfficerMidnight *boom*

@GamingWheezer222 Жыл бұрын

“Awake?” “No.” “Hold rib.” (PAIN)

@orang63 Жыл бұрын

Don't be baby

@TtheWhimsical Жыл бұрын

" Now? *Medicine.* "

@emtee7138 Жыл бұрын

"Medi-" *kablooey*

@_GhostMiner Жыл бұрын

Average among us chat room

@Bazookadud Жыл бұрын

It was 420 likes earlier

@Anarqism Жыл бұрын

"grass, birds, sun, I hurt" I like how this implies he hurts the grass, the bird and the sun

@dogzilla359 Жыл бұрын

He’s nature

@nepi7847 Жыл бұрын

if you from where he form you dead

@admiralAlfonso9001 Жыл бұрын

1:23

@The_whales Жыл бұрын

Eats sandwich and refuse to elaborate further

@mcmoonball Жыл бұрын

That, or he happens to be hurting while speaking of the sun, grass, and trees.

@cidredwood6170 3 ай бұрын

At 3:33 Medic healing Demo inspires Scout so much he grew his teeth back

@Joe14876 4 ай бұрын

"Dont be from boston that shit kills you" -Scout

@judet2992 3 ай бұрын

Can confirm😂

@phobixthething5692 Жыл бұрын

1:41 “Parents? Not care.” Absolute perfection

@foodaah Жыл бұрын

"feelings? Golf trophy."

@hxyri Жыл бұрын

“professionals? standards”

@DaRobust1984 Жыл бұрын

@@hxyri Hotel? 2fort

@Joker_Kirby Жыл бұрын

@@hxyri "polite, efficient, kill everyone."

@Mr.SM2939OLD Жыл бұрын

@@Joker_Kirby “dad, on phone.”

@cheezemonkeyeater Жыл бұрын

"Weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars." Every word, true.

@nightmareiron4414 Жыл бұрын

What good demoman? BAD DEMOMAN WOULDN'T BE HERE!

@MrDawid06 Жыл бұрын

@@nightmareiron4414 Also true

@101jir Жыл бұрын

Honestly, could have used that in the original and it would have been in character.

@highsoldier420 Жыл бұрын

As always Heavy is honest

@wubbinz 10 ай бұрын

its the stock, it doesnt cost anything, heavy is lying

@blobthecloud7 2 ай бұрын

"How stop new behind? Answer? Gun Don't work? More gun." Now THIS is poethical.

@Figorewoo 24 күн бұрын

He really did solve practical

@jendouglas9781 4 ай бұрын

"What noise?" "Progress" Truly inspirational

@ClaytorYurnero Жыл бұрын

When I have only a few precious minutes to learn TF2 merc lore.

@SparkyCas Жыл бұрын

and it's hilarious, even in the most shortened way.

@AnUnfortunatePotato Жыл бұрын

Best part is, you can still get a decent idea of their personalities, even with the videos cut apart like they are.

@thefireph0enix Жыл бұрын

You only have 5 mins left to live...

@Jeff4theRaid Жыл бұрын

@@thefireph0enix we only have five minutes left live!

@thephoenixsystem6765 Жыл бұрын

@@Jeff4theRaid Sucks for you

@FrostyFoxDrake Жыл бұрын

“Solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical.” THE ENGINEER HAS SOLVED ENGLISH

@admiralAlfonso9001 Жыл бұрын

0:33

@fnln3011 Жыл бұрын

engineer credit team

@on_the_inverse_5193 Жыл бұрын

"How stop new behind?" Dell Engineer Tee for 2

@thedugdugman45 Жыл бұрын

practical man all

@gotenksta Жыл бұрын

I thought he said "So practical!"

@deeforeseen6302 6 ай бұрын

2:25 "You president of fanclub?" "No." "YOUR MOTHER." *OMINOUS MUSIC*

@jaxmajor8195 Ай бұрын

EI-

@Barmsluha 21 күн бұрын

What the?

@averagemaxwellenjoyer 4 ай бұрын

"Grass, Birds, Sun, I hurt." "ｂｏｉｎｋ" "i'm nature" "ｂｏｎｋ" "you from where i'm from, you ded" - scout tf2

@lolliii5477 Ай бұрын

WOOO

@AverageScoutMain-69420 22 күн бұрын

bros a force-a-nature 💀

@user-iu8lh4gt3d 13 күн бұрын

Scout is no longer of force of nature, he is nature

@sorachatrukasuwan285 Жыл бұрын

Heavy:DOCTOR YOU SURE THIS WORK medic: "HEHE NO"

@orangelake2268 Жыл бұрын

*oobercharged Hoovy*

@PsychoticGirl2023 Жыл бұрын

@@orangelake2268 Boooletproof!

@admiralAlfonso9001 Жыл бұрын

3:36

@The_whales Жыл бұрын

*insert total massacre here*

@lostriv09 Жыл бұрын

@@The_whales Oh man, this hurts.

@grunner7557 Жыл бұрын

Funny how Soldier is the one with the most coherent sentence. "Sum Tsu knows more than you. He invented it, and perfected it."

@evangonzalez7732 Жыл бұрын

Yeah. He invented being smarter than you, and perfected being smarter than you.

@waandeo7839 Жыл бұрын

Ten seconds later "then farm"

@thatredsunburst 11 ай бұрын

"Then 2 of every animal on boat beat everyone"

@thewoodpeckers655 11 ай бұрын

I wonder what Subtract Tsu said. 🤔

@Jack_Woods 11 ай бұрын

Unless Farm

@johnthefool8462 5 ай бұрын

"Weight kilograms" "Fire cartridges" "Cost dollars" "HA"

@raven_m0rt833 25 күн бұрын

WHO TOUCH GUN

@Jorgethefugnkingrape 7 күн бұрын

ppl outsmart me

@Jorgethefugnkingrape 7 күн бұрын

maybe

@Jorgethefugnkingrape 7 күн бұрын

*sniff* Smart boolet ÆÆÆÆÁÆĀÆÆ-

@Jorgethefugnkingrape 7 күн бұрын

*Pyro dies* *Demo dies* POW *Heavy dies*

@benjithaxx5451 4 ай бұрын

0:14 "Sun Tzu Knows more than you, he invented it"

@some_donkus34 Ай бұрын

NO BEST HIM IN RING OF HONOR

@AverageScoutMain-69420 22 күн бұрын

HE INVENTED KNOWING?!?!?!

@scp-079_moment 22 күн бұрын

@@AverageScoutMain-69420😨😨😨😱😱😨😨😨😱😨😨

@SharpForceTrauma 10 күн бұрын

@@AverageScoutMain-69420 yes

@lukasrainbow8275 10 ай бұрын

Two things i love about it: 1) You can still understand the context 2) Subtitles

@APS1350 9 ай бұрын

Just made me rewatch the whole thing with the subtitles on and it was so worth it

@Kakartl 9 ай бұрын

2 thing 1) You 2) Sub

@yoshifan2334 9 ай бұрын

“Medicine >:)”

@juaniumn 9 ай бұрын

@@Kakartl 2 Y S

@Bruno_Noobador 9 ай бұрын

From the heavy one, the only thing you know is that the gun weighs kilograms, fires cartridges and costs dollars

@CIaayer 11 ай бұрын

Heavy: "Doctor! You sure this work?" Medic: "haha NO"

@Bobsupp 9 ай бұрын

BULLETPROOF!!!!!!!!!!!

@TadBitShroomy 9 ай бұрын

"AAAAAAAAA-"

@ClaireTheSaltyHypocrite2309 9 ай бұрын

Best line

@I_AM_SMUGGY 8 ай бұрын

BOOLETPROOOF

@kurotonickky 7 ай бұрын

Oh man, this hurt

@Hydrant749 4 ай бұрын

i love how the engineer is mostly the same as the original, because he says like 30 words in his whole meet the video

@CK_YTPs 6 ай бұрын

3:54 "I ain't talkin' about freak." best part lol

@TheNoobInBattle Жыл бұрын

Weighs kilograms Fires cartridges Costs dollars

@thatprotogen2456 Жыл бұрын

Perfect

@TemnotaVoronya1243 Жыл бұрын

Straight to the point

@chikenstev5601 Жыл бұрын

Hotel? Trivago

@ConnorTheDestroyer Жыл бұрын

yes

@ZoofyZoof Жыл бұрын

@@chikenstev5601 this is one of the worst jokes ever made in history

@gamingmoth4542 Жыл бұрын

1:45 I like how Sniper made an analogy… “Feelings: Golf Trophy :: Professionals: Standards”

@JosephStalinManOfSteel Жыл бұрын

Everyone is straight to the point

@gamingmoth4542 Жыл бұрын

@@JosephStalinManOfSteel but Sniper made it like an analogy. Blank is to blank, while blank is to blank.

@bogusbapkins Жыл бұрын

ME? GERMAN PRECISION! YOU? WINDMILL!

@theunfunnyjokester Жыл бұрын

Lmaooo

@lamxdblessed3383 Жыл бұрын

@@bogusbapkins AAAAAA ATTACKEEEER

@justanotherboringaccountin832 6 ай бұрын

Heavy: Awake? Medic: No :) Medic: Hold rib. Heavy: AAAAUA-

@mistymeadow125 4 ай бұрын

0:38 "awnser gun, don't work? More gun" wise words engi

@TheEngieTF2 Жыл бұрын

"Grass, birds, sun, I hurt." One of the most inspirational Scout quotes I've ever heard

@invurret9533 Жыл бұрын

"Sun tzu said that!"

@Kuriboh1008 Жыл бұрын

"I'm nature."

@yutigamer Жыл бұрын

"I hurt nature"

@Iyco. Жыл бұрын

You from where i from you're dead!

@jetconnordude Жыл бұрын

“basically big deal”

@officersoulknight6321 Жыл бұрын

"People outsmart me. Maybe... Smart Bullet!" *promptly begins shooting* -heavy

@OnedeC529 Жыл бұрын

I love soul knight

@BROMALGAMATE8011 4 ай бұрын

0:38 "How stop new behind?" Engie's out here asking the real questions

@TF2Soldier756 5 ай бұрын

Alternative title for this video: Meet the team but 90% of each merc’s grammar are Cavemen

@Kevin-jb2pv Жыл бұрын

I think it's funny that Engineer's dialog is still 90% comprehensible.

@maybe-ef4ch 10 ай бұрын

he's a very concise individual

@Stusheep 10 ай бұрын

He’s an engineer, he solves practical problems

@memor22 10 ай бұрын

He isn’t here to do philosophy, he’s an engineer, straight to the point is his job

@drcoomerclone3 9 ай бұрын

How Stop new Behind

@Pr01sh 9 ай бұрын

"The answer? Gun. Don't work? *More* gun."

@PopcornBunni Жыл бұрын

The start of the Spy short is great. "Spy, In base" "SPY IN BASE?" "Protect Briefcase." "PROTECT BRIEFCASE" "Briefcase, safe?" "Safe."

@UrLocalToast Жыл бұрын

"Ahem m e n"

@arandomcommenter412 Жыл бұрын

“Tell me, anybody kill spy? No? Problem.”

@andermousecheese5609 Жыл бұрын

"Big problem. I kill spy. Scumbags, like you! Ouc-"

@vonkirkmacrob8814 Жыл бұрын

Big problem

@TheEureCritEffect 11 ай бұрын

2:05 SPY IN BASE?! featuring heavy eating sandvich

@Florzthegay 2 ай бұрын

3:00 “Skeleton. Missing. Doctor was never again”

@pacifistichuman82649 22 күн бұрын

HA HA

@LordFawful-se9fk 6 ай бұрын

I like how majority of lines still makes the same sense as in the original but just more straightforward

@exi_m7074 Жыл бұрын

3:36 I’ll admit the “HAHA NO!” Makes this MUCH funnier

@OrangezTheCool Жыл бұрын

I'm deeeaaaad

@capeluigigaming4348 Жыл бұрын

nice 69

@Leopard1602 Жыл бұрын

LOL🤣🤣🤣

@jujitsu8238 Жыл бұрын

Definitely the best part of the video lol

@yukole6245 Жыл бұрын

Ytp energy

@Dr.hashbrown Жыл бұрын

Heavy: "DOCTOR, ARE YOU SURE WORK?" Medic: No. Heavy: AHHHHHH...

@russiajopa4555 11 ай бұрын

Heavy: oh yeah, harder...

@charlescalvin9503 11 ай бұрын

**B O O L E T P R O O F !**

@joninhasq 10 ай бұрын

@@russiajopa4555💀

@somethingidk3416 4 ай бұрын

0:00 hev 0:10 soder 0:31 enger 0:46 dem 1:09 sot 1:30 sni 1:51 savic 2:05 sy 2:57 med 3:50 pyo

@I_Produce_Nuclear_Bombs 6 ай бұрын

-Awake? -No. Hold Rib. -AUGHHH!

@sin-t Жыл бұрын

“Patient woke up, skeleton missing, doctor was never again!” The Medic’s lore in a nutshell

@AstroVanilla 10 ай бұрын

Me explaining medic but I'm in a hurry

@GameZilla_The_Real 8 ай бұрын

Hold rib :)

@gunteraffeldagen2803 7 ай бұрын

AHHHHH

@matvejkopyl6347 7 ай бұрын

Haha, no!

@lolliii5477 7 ай бұрын

DOCTOR! Sure this work? HAHA, *N̷̛͚̪͕͓̰ ̴̲͓̹̣̞̝̗̮͔̿͜Ȍ̷̡̢̭̹̳͚*

@its_weird0 10 ай бұрын

1:44 "Feelings?" "Golf trophy." Very accurate and meaningful quote that says alot about our society.

@Mordecai02 10 ай бұрын

"Professionals?" "Standards."

@aro-xv9eg 10 ай бұрын

@@Mordecai02 1. Polite 2. Efficient 3. *_Kill Everyone_*

@neonal18 10 ай бұрын

@@Mordecai02 "Hotel?" "Trivago."

@coolioman9073 9 ай бұрын

no@@neonal18

@majoras_swag2 9 ай бұрын

yes >:) @@coolioman9073

@Dilmi.AOUKLI 7 ай бұрын

"Feelings? Gold trophy." _The Sniper_

@alexandersergal 4 ай бұрын

"any time animals together zoo! Unless farm!" - soldr

@PootisMayo Жыл бұрын

“If victory, then fight.” - Soldier, 2023

@gabrielp8660 Жыл бұрын

Sounds like a programming sentence

@PootisMayo Жыл бұрын

@@gabrielp8660 it kinda does

@xdarin_ Жыл бұрын

{ if fight.result === victory: fight("enemy") }

@KC_Garcia Жыл бұрын

@@xdarin_ perfect.

@niko5008 11 ай бұрын

@@gabrielp8660if victory then fight("blue_team") end

@crash2262 11 ай бұрын

"You killed them, not me" is actually a solid line

@CaekGuy 10 ай бұрын

u kill not me

@big_sea 10 ай бұрын

yes

@rabidclubgaming790 9 ай бұрын

Tf2 in a nutshell

@braedenmclean5304 7 ай бұрын

No, *Your mother*

@the_mothdegenerate973 6 ай бұрын

serves both as Blu Spy differentiating himself from the other spies and also as subtle foreshadowing to Scout being a Spy himself

@AstroSpecsOfficial 5 ай бұрын

“Listening? ‘Kay. Grass, birds, sun, hurt people. I’m nature.” - The Scout, probably

@HUBWORLDNULL 6 ай бұрын

Alternate title: Meet The Team but everyone gets straight to the point and it’s fvcking hilarious

@lolliii5477 Ай бұрын

it's more "Meet the Team minimalised", hence name

@hadleybates6153 8 ай бұрын

2:22 "You kill them, not me" basically summarises the whole meet the spy trailer

@lolliii5477 5 ай бұрын

blu spy: *dies anyways*

@BadMicBlitz 4 ай бұрын

or just tf2 in general

@Trafficallity 2 ай бұрын

You kill enemy, not team

@EngineerJohn883 19 күн бұрын

Lmao he literally just hands him the knife saying that

@EvoSwatch 10 ай бұрын

0:47 "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here." Truly inspirational demoman.

@ihaveaholeinmyshoe8682 8 ай бұрын

BEEEEEEEEHH

@nikoskonstantinidis4069 8 ай бұрын

He just lost his white twin brother

@triPixel 7 ай бұрын

1:02 "!$&+*" Very inspirational

@ImJustNes 7 ай бұрын

Dont forget "EEEEEEAAAAGHHHHH"

@Mr.Knight_guard1st 6 ай бұрын

@@triPixelim a cylops😢

@HoHoGamings 4 ай бұрын

"Meet the team but straight to the point"

@themediberd8391 20 күн бұрын

"Im engineer, i solve problems; not philosophy, solve practical." "What good demoman? Bad demoman wouldn't be here!" Genious. Both of 'em perfectly summed up and well explained.

@wrymhole Жыл бұрын

"Feelings? Golf trophy. Profesionals? Standards." Wise words sniper

@X_mezo_X 11 ай бұрын

"Polite, Efficient, Kill everyone"

@ratewcropolix 9 ай бұрын

hote- *gets shot*

@lonewolfinthetardis2640 9 ай бұрын

Hotel? Trivago.

@ratewcropolix 9 ай бұрын

@@lonewolfinthetardis2640 see its like the joke i made but less funny

@lonewolfinthetardis2640 9 ай бұрын

@@ratewcropolix I didn't see your comment at first XD

@MikeTheWarGeneral Жыл бұрын

“Sniper good. No go hungry” He said that like a caveman

@foodaah Жыл бұрын

an Australian caveman

@drakerose3789 Жыл бұрын

@@foodaahso just an Australian

@art_30 8 ай бұрын

@@drakerose3789dont u think thats offensive.

@goodra5860 4 ай бұрын

0:42 he sounds like a toddler showing his mom his brand new creation of artwork to hang up on the fridge also, explosion jumpscare warning

@Norville_-Shaggy-_Rogers-- 6 ай бұрын

tf2 but they all were dropped on their heads as children

@briandavidgilbertclips7223 Жыл бұрын

The attention to detail that Meet the Heavy takes exactly 12 seconds is staggering

@jakey6274 Жыл бұрын

It's actually even shorter at 11 seconds

@mohammedmushtaq9151 10 ай бұрын

"Weighs kilograms" "Fire cartridges" "Cost dollars" 0:3

@wisebintroll 10 ай бұрын

Why is that detail

@HueManatee 10 ай бұрын

@@wisebintrollit costs 400,000 dollars to fire this weapon for twelve seconds

@wisebintroll 10 ай бұрын

@@HueManatee oh

@riffraff7942 Жыл бұрын

2:30 If you turn in the subtitles, when spy says ‘porn’, the subtitles say ‘fun bedroom activities’

@TheAussieREX Жыл бұрын

Subtitles!? *pog*

@-Cinderace- Жыл бұрын

@@TheAussieREXyou use english auto generated?

@foodaah Жыл бұрын

@@-Cinderace- these are not auto generated,someone made them

@-Cinderace- Жыл бұрын

@@foodaah I know, porn pog sounds like a same, someone made them it will say fun bedroom activities

@supernekitbros Жыл бұрын

hahah, haha, hah, haha, "fun"

@absolarix 2 ай бұрын

I love how Soldiers still made perfect sense, he just at twice as many crayons LOL

@theoretical_chaos7712 4 ай бұрын

ive been watching too much tf2 gameplay because i watched this and laughed so hard i cried. especially after turning on subtitles.

@frutigeraeroisthegoat Жыл бұрын

"what now?" "now, medicine" beautiful

@james_appreciates Жыл бұрын

I just realized this is the entire Meet the Team series simplified to Heavy’s level of straightforwardness

@OnedeC529 Жыл бұрын

😮

@dominicdurkacs8321 Жыл бұрын

I mean he has a degree in literature, what do you expect?

@Jo.Sa.Morales Жыл бұрын

@@dominicdurkacs8321Russian literature, he's not very good in terms of English.

@Some.gamer116 Жыл бұрын

@@Jo.Sa.Morales A degree in literature is a degree in literature

@basically_boring Жыл бұрын

@@Some.gamer116 a degree in russian literature is a degree in russian literature

@guardtheyorkie 5 ай бұрын

Engineer:”how stop new behind” Sounds like a grandpa googling something

@user-tv3fw5xl6f Ай бұрын

1:26 "If you from where I from? You dead." Inspiring words from scout

@sgregory0753 Жыл бұрын

TF2 but everyone is short on time, so they speak in short sentences:

@Jackfromshack Жыл бұрын

TF2 for tiktok generation

@skipmanghondarg Жыл бұрын

but mercs got 3 days to live

@g.felmioktar2051 Жыл бұрын

They hve a match

@raynbow3000 Жыл бұрын

"No. Your mother." My favorite line.

@GamerguyGG3 22 күн бұрын

Heavy: Awake? Medic: No, hold rib. Heavy fucking dies

@dr.ham101 4 ай бұрын

10/10 masterpiece amazing lines such as "unless farm", "grass birds sun i hurt", and "golf trophy" I'd recommend this to anyone who has background context to first person shooters but not even that is needed to enjoy this story tied together with surgical precision

@dudewithbasicpfp2439 11 ай бұрын

I can't stop rewatching 3:20 , the "hold rib :)" fucking kills me

@alial3437 10 ай бұрын

-Now? -Medicine.

@Non-vegen 10 ай бұрын

It shouldn't be that funny

@benolmakinsan9227 10 ай бұрын

-DOCTOR, YOU SURE THIS WORK?? -Hah hah NO!

@feralmonarch 10 ай бұрын

“medicine >:)”

@greenpizza2819 10 ай бұрын

@@benolmakinsan9227the tone makes it 600x funnier

@Joe_Real Жыл бұрын

"Meet team" Duration 4:18 Transcript: Meet the heavy titlecard plays I heavy weapon Weighs kilograms, Fires cartridges, Costs dollars HAH WHO TOUCH GUN? people outsmart me maybe *sniff* Smart bullet AAAAAAAAA *outro plays* A *Bang* *bang* POW *Bang* *Meet the Soldier titlecard plays* If Victory then fight! Sun tzu knows more than you He invented It and perfected it No best him in ring of honour AAAAAAAA *shotgun firing* Then two of every animal on boat! Then beat every one *rocket jumping* *CLANG* hehehe Then everytime animals together ZOO! *Outro plays* UNLESS FARM! *Meet the engineer titlecard plays* Hey I'm engineer! I solve problem Not philosophy Solve Practical. *drinks* How stop new behind? Answer gun. Dont work? more gun. This built by me you hope not pointed at you! *outro plays* *Meet the demoman titlecard plays* What good demoman? Bad demoman WOULDNT BE HERE. AYEEEEEEEEE One wire pinch of potassium chloride TWITCH KABLOOEH Aye, I'm cyclops ■■■■■■■■■ So! Prancin' Waitin' AAAAAR There gonna glue you in Hell! *outro plays* *scout gets hit by a fuckin train* *Meet the scout titlecard plays* Uhm, where to start? Do you know who your talkin' to? Yo- Any idea who I am? AAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAA Basically big deal. AAAAAAAAA Beautiful. AAAA Listening? k Grass, birds, sun I hurt BOINK Im nature BONK If You from where I'm from you dead! WOOOO- *outro plays* boom *Meet the Sniper titlecard plays* Sniping good Challenging Outdoors Guarantee not hungry End of day someone wants someone dead. Not a crazed gunman assasin. Difference? One job other sickness Parents? Not care Saw me? Yes! Feelings? G O L F T R O P H Y Professionals? standards Polite Efficient Kill everyone. *outro plays* Dad! Mum phone. *f r i d g e* *Meet the sandvich titlecard plays* There he is! Stop that is order! He's getting away! DO NOT Dont- DO NOT *heavy picks up sandvich* Oh hell- Now just calm down here you.... OH MY GOD AHAHAHAH HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD YOU BREAKING MY SPINE?! AAAAAAAAH *outro plays* nom Spy in base! Spy in base?! Protect briefcase! Protect briefcase! Yo a little help? 1 Uhh INCOMII- Still here! *ahem* men. *Meet the spy titlecard plays* Briefcase safe? Safe Tell me, anyone kill spy? No? problem. Big problem, I kill spys scumbags like you! Ow.. You kill them not me Nothing like man In building! You president of fanclub? No, your mother! Now he fuck us! Listen or porn be second worst thing. Spy already breach defenses Sentry! See colleagues! ehhh GYAH AAAAAAAA And worst could be one of us.... aUs Ouugh Could be you, me even- *shotgun firing* It obvious he spy! Watch he'll turn red. See no that's blood. Still problem? Big problem. Find spy. Behind you. *outro plays* *french* Move! WOAH WHO THE- medic. *Meet the medic titlecard plays* Patient woke up, Skelton missing doctor was never again. HAH HAH Anyway i lost medi licence. NO filthy bird. Now most hearts couldn't stand voltage. But i- *wet pop* What noise? Progress. Perfect. Kill- later Go. Come on... *maniacal laughter* That good. Awake? No. Hold rib :) *PAIN* Don't be baby, Grow back. Don't. What now? Now? Medicine. MEDIIII- OH YEAH! DOKTOR ARE YOU SURE THIS WORK?! HAHA NO! AAAAAAAAAA AHAHA BULLETPROOF! *outro plays* Oh man, this hurts! FREE *Meet the pyro titlecard plays* But, thing. Scares me. I ain't talkin' about freak. Not here is he? How do I get thing off??? Shudder imagine what thoughts lie behind mask. Dreams of cruelty. *muffled laughter* *muffled AAAAAAAA* AAAAAAAUGH *scout fucking dies again* No- AAAAAUGH *muffled come on* BURNIN' AAAAAAA HELP! EEEEEEAAAUUUUUUUUGHHHH *outro plays* *SNORT* Context: I made a comment quoting a line in the video I thought was funny, specifically the part where heavy asks the medic asks if he is sure this will work and the medic responds with "HAHA NO". The comment got 1.3k likes I 3 days so I said, giv me 1.5k and I'll make a Transcript for the video, it reached 1.5k in 3 hours. This took me around an hour to write out I hope this is what you were expecting!

@foxygames9645 Жыл бұрын

😂

@coolium Жыл бұрын

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@PurpleBroadcast Жыл бұрын

@@coolium wtf i went to the replies a few sec ago, then came back and this appeared

@guerranoturna5860 Жыл бұрын

* dies *

@admiralAlfonso9001 Жыл бұрын

3:36

@AdrielDoesGaming 4 ай бұрын

I love how the videos are still understandable despite parts of it being cut out!

@santiagomacias7778 21 күн бұрын

It's so funny how engineer says "Gun, not work? More gun"

@joeywang4638 Жыл бұрын

I like how it still contains all the important points in the original videos when you compare them side by side

@ryanhernandez8324 Жыл бұрын

This is truly an effective and engaging demonstration of a proper conclusion. Bravo, Gabe!

@communisthitler666 Жыл бұрын

*smart boolet*

@CesarBendy1 Жыл бұрын

@@communisthitler666 feelings golf trophy

@grilledspy 10 ай бұрын

"Polite. Efficient. Kill everyone." Straight to the point lmao

@bobmcguffin5706 6 ай бұрын

It’s polite and efficient m

@presentrama Ай бұрын

"If victory, then FIGHT!" -Soldier 2023

@salted_and_sweet 5 ай бұрын

2:09 “Protec briefcase!” Soldier 2007-Present day

@DanielWindows 4 ай бұрын

*2009 (not present day)

@AverageScoutMain-69420 22 күн бұрын

@@DanielWindows🤓🤓🤓

@pacifistichuman82649 22 күн бұрын

YO A LITTLE HELP?

@Janua7ies 21 күн бұрын

@@pacifistichuman82649 Back-one uhhh

@Spike-lw1te Жыл бұрын

I like how on 3:13 spy just says kill and medic cuts him off, wich implies this isn't the first time spy was begging for death

@user-qj4px6ob4y 11 ай бұрын

Imagine getting your head blown off with a shotgun but you are now in a fridge as your head being the only thing that remains. This is normal in TF2.

@isakandre 11 ай бұрын

@@user-qj4px6ob4ysorry to be THAT guy but… in the early prototype meet the medic animations, medic cuts off a blu spy’s head with the bonesaw and puts it on a machine. Also making Über-charging a thing by accidentally mixing stuff ( I think it was jarate heavy’s sanvich mostly blood) and made medi-guns heal fluid. And the current Meet the Medic, the animators decided to add blu spy’s head as a hidden detail. And in the early animations, blu spy’s head screams KILL ME! While medic is shooting it with a gun figuring out that the spy’s head became Überd and experimented with it and made Über charge

@isakandre 11 ай бұрын

@@user-qj4px6ob4yif you need any proof, i can link it to you 👍

@AwayFromHistory 11 ай бұрын

@@isakandresorry to be that guy but NEERD 🤓

@isakandre 11 ай бұрын

@@AwayFromHistory 🤓

@Oompaloompa-yb9bg Жыл бұрын

So Scout is: - Big deal - Beautiful - He hurts - Nature - From a place where you would have died Accurate description ngl

@Incognito4 9 ай бұрын

Yes

@cockisinn 8 ай бұрын

Yes

@user-bh4tg2gd1y 8 ай бұрын

Yes

@captaindarksign3589 8 ай бұрын

yes

@MacTechG4 8 ай бұрын

Given how crappy Massachusetts drivers are (they’re called Massholes for a reason) this is accurate.

@Jayden-um7td 22 күн бұрын

"Feelings? Golf trophy." -Sniper tf2

@LizardCharles 24 күн бұрын

I watched with subtitles and LOL every grunt, scream and groan is written so well

@CrashIsHuge 11 ай бұрын

It's literally impossible to pick a favorite line from this, they're all perfect.

@idkman38281 11 ай бұрын

The one that's on top is scout "you from where I from you dead"

@brunorios6297 10 ай бұрын

Heavy: Doctor! You sure this work?! Medic: HahaNO Heavy: AAAAAAA-

@elrato3209 10 ай бұрын

"No. Your mother"

@Asillyidiot 10 ай бұрын

"Gun." "Don't work?" "More gun."

@hayond656 10 ай бұрын

You? Kill them? Not me, Nothing like Man in Building

@subtlewhatssubtle Жыл бұрын

2:02 That perfectly cut off scream makes it even funnier.

@flyingdonuts7250 Жыл бұрын

Nom

@I-Hate-All-Of-You 11 ай бұрын

"You breaking my spine-" **AAAAAGH-"*

@SeaBaconZ 11 ай бұрын

You breaking my spi- AAHHGU!!

@pacifistichuman82649 8 ай бұрын

“You breaking my soine- AAGGH-“

@lolliii5477 7 ай бұрын

*nom*

@user-lj9dy2he4i 6 күн бұрын

I like how they're still somewhat coherent to the point, where you could still tell the substance of what's being said

@yoms 2 күн бұрын

“How stop new behind? Answer. Gun.”

@lennonhogrefe4373 10 ай бұрын

“He punched my blood!” HAS ME DYING 2:01

@XD-ve4ui 8 ай бұрын

Imagine heavy punching the scout's blood on the floor he would look like he have the same or a more highter level of schizophrenia as pyro

@antsarizona29 8 ай бұрын

I am in so much pain from laughing for two straight minutes at this quote😂😂😂

@zakstack 8 ай бұрын

Can confirm I was blood

@joshuagorham6486 6 ай бұрын

finally a comment about this line

@HellishSpoon Жыл бұрын

Honestly heavy's version feels very in character, like he's been asked to introduce him self and has done this thousand times so he makes it quick

@thorclarke8600 10 ай бұрын

"I explain 10,234 times before, I make quick" -Heavy probably

@wingidon 10 ай бұрын

I Heavy - Weapon weighs kilograms, fires cartridges, costs dollars- HAH- WHO TOUCH GUN?! People outsmart me. Maybe. Smart boolet. AAAAAAAA Yep, seems about right.

@Kakartl 9 ай бұрын

Heavy character asked self done thousand make quick

@HenryXLII 2 ай бұрын

Thank you. I had an insatiable urge to watch all the Meet The videos this morning, but only had five minutes until class started. This really made my dreams come true.

@WAFFLE_MANN Ай бұрын

"NO FILTHY BIRDS" my new slogan, the words of inspiration

@V2GAMINGBRUH Жыл бұрын

"HE PUNCHED MY BLOOD"

@ArcKanosie Жыл бұрын

You breaking my spine -- AAAA

@Cheesburger1009 Жыл бұрын

Nom

@elpapu3495 Жыл бұрын

@@Cheesburger1009 spy in base

@nightmareiron4414 Жыл бұрын

Spy in base!? 2:06

@gamer_glenn5438 Жыл бұрын

@@nightmareiron4414protect briefcase!

@BattalionBricks678 11 ай бұрын

"Bad Demoman wouldn't be here" idk why but I cracked up

@maddiedoes3571 9 ай бұрын

Demoman: * is here * Evil Demoman: * is there *

@dr.riccardo3575 9 ай бұрын

"I'm a cyclops, ****, SO!

@pacifistichuman82649 8 ай бұрын

he isnkt wrong

@SnobbyBird_ 2 ай бұрын

“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?” -Kevin Malone

@JuneDot 7 ай бұрын

"Awake?" "No, hold rib" had me in STITCHES

@Alex_Fishman Жыл бұрын

1:44 "Feelings? *Golf trophy"* Ah, I see why Sniper is one of the youngest mercs. Gen Z humor is with him all the way.

@Mercenary12577 Жыл бұрын

Yeah

@itsprofessorvoid Жыл бұрын

how do we tell him

@Mercenary12577 Жыл бұрын

@@itsprofessorvoid yep he doesn't know what years does the tf2 events take place

@sayyoanmahadhevan1569 Жыл бұрын

@@Mercenary12577 they probably do know its not present day, its just a joke

@placeintheworldfadesaway5800 Жыл бұрын

@@Mercenary12577 *joke* /dʒəʊk/ _noun_ a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes" _verb_ make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly. "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues"