Ork Mek Gunz - the heavy fireppower of the greenskin hordes. With a continuation of the fan-fic tale of Kronan Da Kunnin! Patron: www.patreon.com/join/3510517 Continued from Kronan Da Kunnin Playlist.

Dakka von Smashofen is the best Ork name there ever was

Upon finding the old human stories of “the big iron” the orks endeavored into developing their most dangerous weapon named simply the biggest iron

Everyone else in the 40k galaxy: "Oh no, space marines!" Orks: "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SPACE MARINES! :DD" - they shout, accompanied by waaaaagh-wide cheering and a firework rich party.

I'm i the only one who pushes directly on the thumb without even listening because your allready now it will be good?

"EVEN IF WE GET FRAGGED TA' ZOG, DA STORYBOYZ WILL BE TELLIN TALES FOREVA ABOUT THE TIME DA LADZ FROM DEFF SKWADRON FLEW BIG SCRAP ALLEY."

Boyz what do we need MORE DAKKA And how do we get it MEK GUNNS And what happens of they explode CHEER AND LAUGH CUZ IT FUNNY

The thing about Orks is everyone loves playing against them, and in terms of lore/narrative they're one of 3 armies that can fit into any battle for any reason and it makes sense

Pretty much any ork video is a gem on this channel

To appease the youtube algo- I mean Gork and Mork: *WAAAAAAAGH* !!!

Anyone else catch the homage to Akiro t he the wizard from the Conan movies? What a lovely Mako tribute!

These Greenskins are not to be underestimated, for they enjoy shooting massive artillery shells from long range that cause massive explosions and loud boom. The Orks artillery are inaccurate, and wasteful, but they are numerous and they do enjoy destroying thing from a far.

Ere We Go, 'Ere We Go, 'Ere We Go! ~

WAAGH!! goes the Orks that Start a war DAKKA DAKKA!!! Goes the gunz that they Shoot. was thinking of a poem but couldn't think of what else to add.

what will be next? I hope goff-rockers. Nothing like a goff-rorkers rock who is rorking with his orkestra.

Thank you for all your hard work. Those of us on here truly appreciate the work and time and sheer effort you put into this. Thank you again...

The real winner in any game is the one that has the most fun

These string of Ork & Imperial unit vids can only main Tercius Abundance is on the horizon!

Az da boss snob be urchin, "If it's flyin' , den it's dyin'."

Kronan Da Kunnin has such a fun narrative, it's hilarious to see the Orkish thought juxtaposed agaisnt the fun grammar and vocabulary, along with all the mispronounced High Gothic. Great story : )

There is no moment in time when present availability of kinetic fire power can be considered satisfactory

Its starting to become a "tradition" for me to sculpt necron warriors while listening to tha tales of Kronnan the Kunnin. Keep up the great work mr baldy!

Green skin gear , thankyu good sir Balbermort for another awesome chapter FANTASTIC, again thankyu

Well, what a way to start my morning. With an appropriate bang.

"They can do that? They can do that. If they can do that, why don't we have guns like that?" -Last words of an impertinent Warrior, until he was reconstituted from what we managed to scrape off the ground.

For the glory of the imperium blessed be our baldermort

Why does the orktober content make me think that the WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!! headed for Abundance III is infact the spaceborn version of WAAAAGH KRONAN? I mean it'd be da best scrap evah wouldnt it? Amazing one! You manage to catch the orks near perfectly in these!

Building some kit bash mek guns at the moment and then I see this on my recommendations! Brilliant

Bless by another great video! And its greenskins! My life is whole! Thankyou Baldi

I love mek guns, in one game of mine we had mek gun in middle of the field against some eldar, and not only did it survie being shot at, it blew up several wrathblades, and eventually charged a farseer into melee knocking them on in the fight. I love my silly grot guns.

What a good bit of fun the Green Skins truly are. Thank you for sharing the movies you make in your head what an excellent way to see this hobby...

"Da closer youse gets to more dakka, da further away more dakka gets. Dats why youse can never haves enuf dakka." - Orkrates , Da Filosofer uv Gork

The bubbles man... gotta get me an Ork Army 🤣

The fun cinematic side of 40K is what I live for. Recently I had a game against Necrons with my Iron Warriors where my last remaining remaining bog standard Marine got into hand to hand combat with my opponent's last remaining Deathmark. He ultimately lost, but in my head I imagined he wasn't quite dead and was picked off the battlefield by my warlord, a Lord Discordant, to be interred into the sarcophagus of the Contemptor Dreadnought that had experienced a recent vacancy at the hands of my opponent's Nightbringer shard.

Love the world of Warcraft pictures added it reminds me of the good days

NOW DATZ SOME BIGZ DAKKA BALD BOY!!!!!!

Is it just me or does anyone else think the names of Ork equipment and leaders come straight out an unknown series of Dr. Suess books...cracks me down to pieces every time.

Last bit about the imagination is the best!

immersion lord bless you

I'll be honest: Clicked the video out of sheer boredom because thought it was a full lore video Did not realize it was an audiobook style reading. Instant like and subscribe because that was enjoyable to listen to, and love the viewset on playing the game and seeing it beyond the stat boxes and such.

That wa brilliant and fantastic I mean fantastic and brilliant!!! Warrrrrrghhhhhh

Kronan da Kunning, love the homage. But does he know da riddle of steel?

Nice Mako impression! He'd be proud mate

Baldermort, you are part of this hobby that I love, your general hype for not just the game but the settings the people and the community around it

Love this love orks. Spend so much time makeing each one of my orks it's own thing. Never pro done but always pro fun.

I think you have excellently captured the upbeat joy of Orks going to WAAAAGH! Bravo!

As much as I appreciate a story where Orks win so beautifully .... , I definitely got a little sad at the missed opportunity of goffs vs ogyrn.. Great story though. I love these. My favorite Ork stories

Another lovely entry! THAT INTRO IS STILL SO FREAKING GOOOD!!! Your storytelling is quite the marvelous thing to listen to, and this was just pure awesomeness! Hope there's more soon!

ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS ORKS WAAAGH!

How you described every tabletop game as a movie under your control hit it on the head...I thought I was just autistic lmao...but it brings so much depth and enjoyment into the hobby

Orks got more emotionally literate introspection than I thought/personally-have.

"mek guns meanz... MEK MORE GUNS" "ahh boss, nah that's kunnin" "it's more gunnin AND more kunnin, how orky iz dat"

"wha- is this- is this what i think it is?" "this bubbles may look harmless but prepare for a bombardment!"

Great video! I'm really enjoying the Orc stuff & story, I did not know about the bubble gun that was very kool. I really hope the big guy can make it into the void get his own Rock, maybe.

i remember when i was a little Grot waiting to see Kronan on the tellyorkavision while munching on fungus chips and squig meats given by the runt herder

Imagine fighting the greenskins and die by a random tractor canon that failed and flew away only to crash on your head.

ORKTILLERY IN COMING!!!!

"The world of Aquilionia?..." Hyborian Age flashbacks intensifies XD Good old Robert E. Howard and stories form "The Wierd Tales" 'Da Meklord was no ordinary warboss, if there was such a thing: he was Da Biggest Big Mek, and his gear was legendary. He’d gone toe to toe with rival warboss Oldfang Krumpthunda, and after one hit with Da Meklord’s shokkhamma no one had found any part of the Goff larger than a finger. Da Meklord’s personal force field could shrug off hits from a humie Titan’s cooka kannon. His supa-shoota could cut a Deff Dread in half before you could say ‘Gork and Mork’. He was what any Bad Moon wanted to be: massive, ’ard as nails and carrying enough weapons and armour to kit out a small warband in his own right.' - Da Meklord oh the Tekwaaagh!!!! ‘Now,’ Snazzhammer declared. ‘Humies don’t got Gork ‘n’ Mork ta guide dem froo da warp, ta take dem to where da next fight is. Dey gotta use some fancy worky bitz wot dey keeps in da middle of dere ships. Wot we gots ta do is get Da Boffin dere, where he’s gonna do some mek stuff. Got it?’ There was a general muttering and nodding of heads, and Snazzhammer beamed. ‘Good. Now den. Who are we?’ ‘SNAZZHAMMER’S MOB!’ the assembled mass of orks bellowed, Ufthak amongst them. ‘Are we da biggest?’ ‘YES!’ ‘Are we da baddest!’ ‘YES!’ ‘Are we da shootiest?’ ‘YES!’ the mob yelled, and everyone waved their shootas, which were almost all kustom jobs with extra dakka. No one pulled their trigger yet, though, which was good: Ufthak had once been in an ’Ullbreaker where some git with a kannon had managed to crack the flyboyz’ seeing-window, and it turned out there was a reason why these things weren’t open-topped...' - 'Then, first as a looming shadow in the murk, and then as a mighty figure resplendent in his yellow-and-black mega armour, Da Meklord emerged from the mouth of a god. He was a titanic figure, and that wasn’t just down to the size of his armour. Ufthak’s new body was large enough that he was a head taller than most of the mob under his command, but Da Meklord would have towered over him had they stood next to each other. He made ordinary orks look like grots. His mega armour made him nearly as wide as he was tall, and the bosspole rising up above his head and carrying his personal glyphs and banners added another dimension of awe to his appearance. Half of the overlarge skull that housed his enormous brain was plated in metal; in his left hand he held the shokkhammer, and his right hand disappeared somewhere into the gigantic mess of barrels, ammo feeds and coolant pipes that formed his kustom supa-shoota.' - Da Meklord and his "Kustom supa-shoota" 'The ork dropped down in front of him from a tube in the ceiling. It was shorter than he was, but only because it was bent over from the weight of the giant harness on its back. Violet energy blazed from the towering coils of the harness, distorted light fighting the darkness that Krevaan had claimed for his own. Its left arm was a huge prosthetic. In its right, it held a gun that looked like a twisted, sawn-off lascannon. The Shadow Captain fired, point-blank. The mass-reactive shells slammed into the beast’s force field. The violet flashed brighter, and the shells disintegrated. The ork didn’t even blink. It grinned, and pulled the trigger of its own weapon. A beam of focused energy hit Krevaan in the chest. It threw him back down the passage, embedding him in machinery at the far end. Damage runes flared. His pauldron was cracked and smoking. His power pack struggled against the massive spike in temperature. Servo-motors stuttered, and for a moment his right arm shook back and forth. He steeled himself, fighting down the neurological chaos that raced up his spine and through his cortex. Will, strength and discipline worked in concert to return mobility to him. The engineer was advancing towards him. Dark lightning arced about the muzzle of the gun as it recharged. Krevaan lurched forward, tearing himself free of the nest of wreckage and maglocking his bolter to his thigh. Pipes burst. Gas flooded the space. Krevaan threw a krak grenade before the ork. It stepped back, perhaps on instinct, perhaps because it recognised the damage that was about to happen to the floor. The lightning around the gun became a sharp flash, then stopped. The engineer aimed it at Krevaan. The grenade went off. The heat ignited the gas. Everything became light and flame. The filters in Krevaan’s lenses dimmed, protecting his sight with momentary darkness. He didn’t need to see. He had already chosen his target. He leapt to the right, into a gap between two large gear wheels. Behind him, he heard the blast of the ork’s weapon, the shot going wild. There were more explosions. The rumble of the machinery was giving way to the roar of fire and the ever-rising screams of metal and energy and movement racing to destruction... The engineer reacted with surprising speed, smashing its power claw against him. The fingers were tools. Cutters and drills burned into the side of his armour. He held fast against the assault for a moment, then let himself be hurled to the left. The ork growled with satisfaction. It took a step forwards. Krevaan kept going left, coming around the engineer’s flank. He stabbed at the harness with his right hand. His lightning claws shattered one of the coils. Violet energy lashed out. It struck his arm and travelled up his spine. He took in the electric pain and swung his left fist in. He destroyed a second coil and plunged the claws deep into the harness, through the ork’s back. The ork howled. It tried to turn and shake him off. It couldn’t reach him. Keeping his right claws embedded in the greenskin’s back, Krevaan brought the left ones down again, and then again. The coils exploded. Krevaan was bathed in an electrical storm. Pain raked his nerves. His body sought to betray him and flail in the grip of the chaotic discharge. He stabbed again. Bursts strong enough to incinerate a grox shook him. He grappled with a mass of desperate fury. Another explosion shook the interior. He almost lost his grip on the ork, and his left fist hesitated before the descent. The engineer brought its right arm up and aimed the gun over its shoulder. Krevaan stared down the barrel. He changed the angle of his blow. He brought the claws into the side of the body of the gun. He breached the weapon just as the ork pulled the trigger. A volcano erupted in the centre of the locomotive. The engineer was vaporised by its creation...' - Shadow Captain Reszasz Krevaan vs Mek of the Lepidus Prime Waaagh.

I love Orktober, I hope it becomes a yearly event!

Any one else keep getting so lost in the beautiful story you forget to hit like button?

Awesome stuff as always!!!

Another gem to bless my mornings.

All hail Kronan Da Kunnin Da greatest ork ever

Our guy is so close to 70k, Baldermort as Ive told you before. You are an artist and you create masterpieces. You deserve every single subscriber and 100k more.

Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks Orks WAAAGH!!! No-one can convince me that Orktober isn't the best time of the year.

I love your vids and I am loving the orks more and more.

Not nearly enough people have liked this. Baldemort is undoubtedly my absolute favorite narrator for the warhammer 40k universe. I cant wait to hear about Kronan's next chapter.

Baldy. You scholar and gent of the highest order. You’ve made me look forward to next orktober already! On Kronan! Onward!

ork... are just the most dangerous weaponised meme in existence

your stores are awsome. thank you for the entertainement

Kronan is fun and funny!! Thanks!!

Never stop being you my friend

good work on orktober always get a smile when i see you got an ork video up also good work on imperial fist

More about the bois, the hooligans of 40k verse

Oh yes “thinkmas” ..... gives you a warm feeling.... of blood running out of every orifice...

Hello KZfaq algorithm. More Dakka! More Dakka!

Have to say it .... I want a Movie about this Kronan! And i want to see Dakka von Smashhoven LOVE these Orks :)

Bubble dakka? BUBBLE DAKKA! Moar bubble dakka!

Great episode👍🏼

I honestly thought you were going to leave it at "There are only so many signs a Grot can carry around." Deaf Grots holding up signs to communicate would be hilarious.

I am loyal to the Emperor and his Astartes.... but the Orks are just so fun no matter what side of the dakka dakka you find yourself on!

One of my favorites is the teliporta kannon. A cannon that teleports living grots through the warp and into some unlucky bastards body. Just imagine being a space marine fighting orkz and all of a sudden some rando grot materialises inside of you, poops his pants as he just flew through literal hell and starts clawing and biting his way out of you.

Happy Orktober baldy

Seriously? How the Hell did I miss this channel for so long?

You asked me to toss you a reminder about the possibility of a night Goblin video this week and I am doing so in great hopes you use your vast talent to create one when you have time brother! I know the 40K has Gretchen n all but I really wish a night gobbo army was a reality, their brand of Shenanigans would fit In well! Have a great day my friend and plz stay safe one and all!

AHAHAAA YESS MOAR DAKKA!!!! ORK ORK ORK!!! WAAAGH!!!!

As much as I love the saga of Kronan, it really needs the Riderz of Doooooommm sound track behind it.

Deadly weapons in the armory lol

LOOK LADS DA MEK GONZ GIVEN DA LITTLE RUNTS SOME BIG DAKKA SO THEYZ CAN DO SOME KRUMPIN AZ WELL

I need the Kronan intro on a t shirt

Had to listen to how cunnin the orks are for a third time lol. This time im making sure to 👍on all the videos along the way. You 100% deserveyh

Always enjoyable

Kronan is back!

Thanks x

Fuck, I wish my voice sounded this cool.

Gota love the ORKZ so much stupid so much fun.

For any who would dismiss the threat of the Orks. Go ask Yarrick. Be prepared for a bolt round to the face for supreme incompetence.

A reference to Conan I love it

69k... DUDE!

Your voice is inspiration