stripper mode activated-

I bet those two dislikes are the principal and his Son 😂

Well...detention sounds charming

Mel is so pretty!😍

I love songs when it's slowed and low pitch just like damn it's so relaxing and sexy at the same time ❤

if you put it at 1.25 it’s normal speed but low pitched😌

Any Melanie Martinez song slowed down is the most aesthetically pleasing thing to my ears

I’m listening to this at 3am in the morning because I’m sad and I have school in 5 hours 😭😍

*_those two dislikes are from Kelly and Brandom_*

ooo please do fire drill!! 💗

I feel like I'm drugged with a bunch of little devils dancing seductively around me. O.o

I can’t like it’s at 420

*Billie Eilish:* I'm the bad guy. *Melanie Martinez:* I'm not a bad guy. *Me:* what-

Yo I was looking at orange juice slowed and it reminded me that detention would be fire slowed

This is so soothing idk why xdd

YES YES YES

So now it's time to dance on floor~

Good job with this it sounds like a different person 😍😋👍👍👍👍👍

Did you know you can't breath while smiling Just kidding you can, just wanted you to smile ☺️😆😄

So coooooool

this is great :D

I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles piercing I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Da, da detention Da, da detention Pretending everything's all right is The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles piercing I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking self pleasures Look at how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Da, da detention Da, da detention Pretending everything's all right is detention I wanna go home and you say now is not the time Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, oh Stop calling up my phone trying to say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked is to go to the bathroom Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything is alright (Is detention!)

I bet no one thought of slowing down the slowed down version

In love 😍😍😍

1:07 2:27 3:42

Yassssss🥰🥰👏🏾👏🏾

💙💙💙

I'm a simple person. I see Melanie, I click

it sounds so cool on 1.5

imagine disliking this masterpiece

Oml i need an instrumental versiong brb lmao i love this

Sounds so different but I love it

im not a bad guy

😍😍😍😍😍

👏👏

OH! It's selfish wishes, not self- pleasures... *aight*

The 5 dislikes are Kelly and the other plastics

Who ever those 2 dislikes were they be on crack 🙃. But this is fire 🔥 do people even say “fire” anymore 😂

Lol Billie-I’m the bad guy Melanie- I’m not a bad guy Melanie-show and tell Billie-show never tell

1:02 🥵

Those 3 dislikes are from the principal, his son, and that teacher from room 222

*omg did the devil just hit on me? ✨*

I saw a high pitch commercial too

1:05

03:05

1:04 ignore

To me The best speed is 1.5x

𝘪 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘱𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘶𝘳𝘦 𝘳𝘪𝘴𝘦, 𝘧𝘶𝘤𝘬 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘵𝘦𝘯𝘴𝘪𝘰𝘯

2 people have bad taste in music

I'm not a bad guy So don't treat me bad if I'm feeling sad, alright? Please don't be mad if I don't smile back, alright? If I fuck up my words, don't think I'm absurd, alright? Alright? I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is (shh) The teachers don't care about me Fuck how I feel as long as I make money They let them do whatever they want to me They're the customer, I'm chopped meat I'm chopped meat I'm physically exhausted Tired of my knuckles beating I'm chewing gum to pass this time of sadness Can't you see it? You're too busy seeking selfish wishes Don't care how I'm feeling You write me up and say it's love And I can't believe it Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention De-de-detention De-de-detention Pretending everything's alright is detention I wanna go home and you say, "Now is not the time" Fuck being all alone in back of the classroom, ah Start calling up my phone tryna say that I've been out of line When all I ever asked was to go to the bathroom Baby, can you meet me tonight in detention? I can feel your blood pressure rise, fuck this tension Let me crawl up into your mind, did I mention? Pretending everything's alright is detention Tonight, I can feel your blood pressure rise Let me crawl up into your mind Pretending everything's alright (is detention) ✨🥺I Love You🥺✨