I like how, despite all the testicle jokes, "updog" was the one that nearly broke her.

"All this talk of Sawcon is reminding me of Updog." "W...." *angry sigh*

Melody: Suffers psychic damage from puns. Ina: Causes psychic damage to others with puns.

Mel: "Wow, chat get's such joy in tricking me!" Zen: "First time?"

She must not have heard about the man that fell out of a plane without a parachute into wet concrete. He left a good impression.

I am writing literally all of these down, this is PHENOMENAL material

Melody: won't fall for ligma Also melody: immediately falls every other joke like it

She’s so cute when she’s mad

>"I don't have much of a noticeable speech impediment" "Mellll, what do you want with your coffee?" "MY COFFVEE? MY COFFVEE?..... UHH...ehhhh.......bahgel...."

My joke went over her head. I said that I'm not open to doors, they always close on me. She then proceeded to tell me that I need a door doctor, lol!

"one is good, the other is mel" *oof size EXTRA LARGE

When he didn't actually win in a cake competition Mel: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

Melody’s chat bullies her more than any other chat in history😂😂

"My dorsal area" That's your back melody

The CD's-one was pretty good ngl.

"GAWD DIAM ET!" - Melody

if she made that a real hat, i'd buy it.......HEY MEL YOU SHOULD MAKE IT REAL

I mean, wasn't Mel's entire origin story about how impressionable she is, and how the internet *corrupted the shit out of her mind*?

2:00 angry eye twitching

Mel: I'm out of here, I'm leaving, don't stop me. Also Mel: *I can't seem to lift my leg to traverse this change in elevation*

Remember: Melody is an AI construct, so your jokes can literally hurt her

Every time I see her react to puns I just want to hug her... She has mastered the art of getting those donations.

Wait, so she's saying that if we successfully tease her, she'll add our names to a list that she screams at every night? Okey-dokey!

Part of me wants to protect her for ever but the other part of me is to busy dying laughing

1:55 as u can see class this is a perfect example of the gears in your head slowly beginning to turn

That eye twitch on the updog joke was the best one

Who doesn't like pudding 😋 It's a food that can SqUeLcH*

It’s so sad that Steve Jobs died of ligma…

I haven't heard this much heavy breathing from Melody since...Well, let's not talk about that...There's just a lot of heavy breathing here...

All the jokes are reminding me of your melody. Melodeez nuts GOTTEM

(1:54) I love the way Mel reacted to the "updog" joke. She's just like 😑 _"You know what? I'm done. I'm so fucking done right now."_

It's kind of like watching an anomaly in a test chamber

What's funny is that teaching people not to fall for this is exactly like creating a functional neural network.

Someone should probably let Mel know that she can legitimately sub out the word Midget for Dwarf if that’s really an issue for her.

"i ruined a joke trying to be PC" yep that's how it usually goes.

This is why I love these kinds of jokes. The joke itself is rarely, if ever, funny. But the look of the other person's psyche slowly being chipped away is so wonderful

That moment when Melody is rethinking her life choices...

Maybe this is why skynett made the terminators

>Mel hates "Nuts" What about "Nutstaku"?

At the very beginning, both things are true for Mel, but it gets deeper. Melody has social anxiety issues that may well have stemmed from her speech issues. Her inability to properly pontificate led her to be more recluse, which results in a more introspective brain. More on that in a bit... Melody has a talent for creative expression. This means she is a great artist and entertainer, which explains her popularity. Instead of repeating herself, for instance, she insists on coming up with different ways to express herself. Naturally, she may run out of things to immediately say, and end up saying something ludicrous. She may become passionate and speak without realizing the implications. These all constitute creative expression. Anything is better than being “boring”. Lastly, her introspective nature will allow her to be more self aware and reflective. This is where all the intellectual knowledge comes in. She is able to take what I call a “third person perspective” approach, analyzing her actions and her circumstances from the outside-in. What’s unique about Mel, however, is just how well she can articulate her introspective thoughts. This is a rare skill, even amongst creative expressionists, as this approach to problem solving is fairly abstract. Abstract thought is indicative of an ingenious mind. To put it in layman’s terms, Melody got a big wrinkly brain, and her brain happens to be wired in regards to philosophy and entertainment. I think that as much as we make fun of her awkwardness, a lot of people actually respect Melody. I hope I could properly explain what goes into having a brilliant personality without getting, well, too personal, or obscure.

"Wait, so he did not take a baking class" I awwed so hard, she is so pure

"You guys need to grow up!" *is actively laughing*

alternative video title: "Melody Dies Inside Every Second"

Mel is cute no matter what she does

You could say they're driving her Bananas! :D

i feel good my not intended qoute was taken as a joke.

Dear god, her hopping around and throwing a fit is adorable

These puns and the reaction... They are great. Especially the reactions. Those are very great.

Melody looks so done with her chat rofl

Few people has been sacrificed but they will not be forgotten

6:40 Mel: Aggghhhhh!!!! Ame: Finally a worthy opponent!

7:51 man shes sad that he didn't take a baking class

The pop list? Think Melody, think. What's 10 minutes. I can always start again. Make a new account.

"Stop it. Get some help." - Mel, probably.

1:54 That eye twitch XD

2:00 LMAO THE EYE TWITCH

That pure concentration on "up dog" 🤣🤣🤣

Mel with long hair is somewhat to die for

Melody: Stop Everyone: Hammer Time

Unintentional ASMR after the Updog this is a great victory

She's adorable when she's upset by puns.

The eye twitch at Updog is always fantastic

2:18 Don't talk to Mel, she's angy

3:15 - joke makes mel laugh and tells her audience to grow up :)

We'll stop it when you stop being so adorable.

be ashamed for making her cry, but also keep it up it's adorable

We will never stop! Your too cute when your frustrated.

I'm so happy someone did the pirate joke. Absolutely made my day

It's so hard to say goodbye but God damn is so good to see them go 😏😏

Mel: "I scream at it!" The Boys: "Joke's still on you - we're into that shit!"

Melody: "I'm impressionable! Fuck." We can see that.

her look of disappointment is priceless.

The algorithm has shown me the path to this place, truly a Mecca for the science team. This comments section is the best comment section I've seen on anything related to Melody. You are all marvelous.

Mel's disappointed sighs make my day xD

Now this is the true twitch experience

"ew" *why thank you dear cultured person*

Wish I could see chats reaction to all this

I wasted 50% of my battery in my phone just from watching this so many times bruh I need help xD, fucked up part I’m at work with this just blasting in my pocket xD

"Oh that's clever" That was just so genuine

The best one is definitley the anger after almost falling for up dog I think the best reaction to getting someone with up dog is arin from game grumps

Melody's pure disappointment and anger for her chats jokes 😂😂😂😂

this is "nuts taku"

Ive started watching "FRIENDS" in Netflix and now i see people as either one of the characters (Ross, Joey, Chandler, Rachel, Pheeoby, Monica)

Mel is so fussy and gullible like a kid lol

3:05 Would you say it drives you nuts?

Is this the meaning of a 'Vibe Check' ✅

This is ez content for Midori, don't need to right down many time stamps, just the start and finish.

I usually see melody with lewd clothes but dang it she looks so cute with those especially the cat hat

The goddamn it's keep getting better 😂

Sometimes she sounds like Misty from Pokemon, like at 2:25

secretly, everyone loves puns but they hate that others know they like puns.

Fr lol she is so adorable when pissed lol

I could just feel the "what's up dog"

1:58 the angry breathing xD

Mel is so precious...

Melody: You just made the list!!!!📝

That dog from before better not be loafing around. I think pure bread dogs is the upper crust. I ponder more dog jokes but i don't have my ducks in a row. Id better loaf now before i crumble because i think that i burnt my last joke but atleast it was pretty toasty

3:46 I don't know why i felt mad jimmy neutron vibes from this

The eye twitching is what makes it.

That pause when she was about to say "what's" lol