they can manipulate you and also read your mind

@@badpiggs oh no

The penguins also have a fetish for ANKLE BITING

There are no more penguins

Your punishment would literally just being able to read their minds. Penguins think about rape...A LOT.

but you have telekinesis!

Goddamn this was good

@@NOZH777 thank you

@@badpiggs no problem Pickle

jokes aside, this man is a madlad. Pure respect for that iq

Ur side effect is that you eat a cheese omelette every morning now

@@snoring_doggy789 bro you gave him something good

"Oh, Dexter, say it again~"

Best

OOF

i looked back at the video after seeing this and i looked back at the comment again and i realised

But you constantly forget what happened in the past 20 seconds

So just SCP-3812? Lmao

@@nitricacidd7548 YES SCP GANG ASSEMBLE

good for you fakob jakob💀

fr

Whenever you do it, you have to yell “MAYONNAISE INCOMING”.

You live in the midle of Siberia and cannot leave no matter how hard you try

Ur covered in cement

You can’t speak english

tell me a racist joke

Every time you do that you get jam all over you.

side effect : u have to eat the amount of pancakes u make appear

@@riemargheri8494 Got there first

LOL

Effect: in order to shoot the pancakes, you have to cram them in ur peepee

Butnyou never get confused

But you can never spend them since they are counterfeit.

The quarters spawn above you, so you get hit in the head every time a quarter falls, which hurts, and the infinite loop would result in you being trapped in quarters, then dying.

@@alexanderrios7685 damn i got outplayed

Taxes

But only the ones you hate.

​@@cyprian626but only if you get some biches

@@cyprian626 :o

your dead

But only the ones with minions

Except your crush

@@madeasimmons2485 burn to the 3rd degree right there

@@madeasimmons2485 man in one move made a attack stronger then plot armor

@@madeasimmons2485 Bro no he's already dead 😭💀

@@madeasimmons2485 gone, reduced to atoms

Idk much abt scarlet witch but the side affect is u get rlly itchy after using it

but a family member dies every time you do

@@aydinner dang :(

95% of em are fake convo

You give me half of it

it spawns inside your stomach

You're constantly targeted by robbers and psychos.

U can only spawn play moneys🤣🤣🤣

@@1Aqua. noooooooo

But you are force feed vegetables by a coffee mug

Also centipedes don't even eat vegetables.

You have a deathly phobia of grapes and they taste so horrible you can't imagine. Also, they are as unhealthy as 3 mcburgers.

You are deathly allergic to grapes.

You can only talk to the man at the lemonade stand

you are mineta

but you are deathly allergic to grapes

your grandma is now mean to you and is immortal

Dude that is really cruel

... are you doing okay?

lasts 5 minutes and they know what you did after

that is beyond even a deitys power

But your depressed 24/7

Same lmao

The gnomes must complete a 30 second dance ritual before they do your bidding.

But you need to give them 20 dollars per hour each

but you keep stucking yourself on the top of cars

i literally thought u said "being able to eat a cat with full consciousness of who i was" 💀 💀 💀

😂

Side Effect: You’re not a real cat. You’re a furry.

@@SaintDamain 🤣

LOL i feel you. i feel so uncomfortable when my boyfriend calls me pet names because i’m like “who in their right mind would want anything to do with me or see me in that way”

Side Effect: A bone in your best friend's body breaks every time you do so

you shit your pants every time you try to have a conversation with someone/something

@@azazele235 I-

Every conversation intensifies your foot fetish

that's not that bad tbh, just means you need to sit on the toilet to use your power

but every one and everything hates you so much

you have to stay as that creature/person/animal for the rest of your existence and cannot switch back

you don't know what an animal is

Your head stays human and the same size

except it doesn't work

@@YourOneAndOnlyAlienQueen he broke the laws of this world

@@agoodday596 lmao

But Adam Sandler keeps making cameos.

It requires 6 hours of the sounds of crying children to charge for one use.

You have every side effect too.

Well shoot

But I can just get rid of them with my superpowers 🤷‍♀️

@@Helluvahouse not if they binded to your powers if you remove them universe implodes along with you

seagulls will attack you as soon as you step outside

Side Effect: You now have unlimited stamina and a superior metabolism. But the insane metabolism causes your cell reproduction to skyrocket causing insanely fast hair growth. Hair from every part of your body grows at six hundred times the normal rate. You wake up every morning looking like the wolfman.

@@SaintDamain holy shit

@@SaintDamain now that’s a lot of damage

So what you want is to keep shrinking and shrinking and never be able to grow or stabilize?

you can pause time but only in your head

The user is your mother.

Anime monologs be like.

@@samiratoumi5511 Well shit

I'm disappointed that Shoto Todoroki did not get control over ice and fire.

but the creator of the website dies

everything you taste is spicy

But you can't ever lie again in your whole life

I'll take it as most of the people who r close to me know when I'm lieing

@@foxer1986 savage. I was going to say "But you must carry a big 30 inch by 12 inch foam finger with you everywhere you go or you cannot function in society." But that works too.

Your eyes won't close for your whole life

But only when you're on a pirate ship cause of your username :)

But you have to eat it in one bite

You will die if you eat anything that starts with "C" or "P" and ends with "T" or "Y"

Once again... Hairballs.

But you have painful illness that also stops you from ever dying (basically eternal pain or something I got bored sorry)

the cat had rabids

Your first class after you learn to speak is human growth and development.

@@toottoot2756 no, by forgorting everything mean i will transform to ape destroying the industrial section of The Republic of United States of Brazil and Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela to prolong the scandal

@@maliqatar4729 ... wot? you forgot everything. how does that turn you into a monke?

@@toottoot2756 i mean by term of mental, not a genetic.

But you have dementia and personality disorders

Wait

Side effect: You can only utilize your disguises during a full moon with an erection.

You're the only one who can't see through your disguises.

You forget who you really are and then have an edgy recovery arc.

Your clothes won't teleport with you

@@killfected7309 oh thats fine

@@killfected7309 i will just go to restroom stalls.

@@toottoot2756 :O

@@killfected7309 or maybe nudist colonies...?

Your not wrong though

Ok, but a family of crows will show up in every photo you take/are in until you die.

you enter a 25 year coma

@@floopyy_ good enough for me

Side effect: You live a long and happy, normal, life. But you’re an octopus. You live a happy normal octopus life.

You live a long happy life... But you can never roll any 5star characters!

u lose ur hand 😏 permanently

You're lactose intolerant

Could he possibly make a magic prosthetic hand or arm?

@@platinumgames1314 that's the first thing I'm doing!

@@3x-41d eyyyy **finger guns*

Side effect: she likes you, but as a friend

But they are always married.

-or- but they die an hour after telling you they like you back.

Side effect: you can never pick up inanimate objects

side-effect: everytime you use your power you loose a part of your lifespan, and you cant rewind it

Well %#&$

@@blackthestoryteller9392 this brings a paradox because if he went before he used his power he won't have used his power so the effect won't take place but it's meant to counter this effect thus making a paradox

there is no such thing as time

@@runbumdum i have a theory, so if he rewinds time to go back, he iis travelling thru time and not with time, so he wouldnt age back even if he goes like a 100 years back, his aging would go on individually and his lifetime would be taken from that

It makes you depressed every time you use it

@@Paytonjh So basically it has no side effects.

@@cyprian626 Noice 👌

@@Paytonjh How can that be when I'm already depressed?

It's fueled by crack.

Papyrus

Ok, but any liquid you touch turns into normal water.

*makes a potion where i can fix that * HA

@@kripalacharya6953 it's will turn into water

@@ExplodingCreeper69 ummm

bruh, heres a solution my guy, you make the potion and make someone else inject it into you

Side effect: You feel constant nausea 24/7.

You're constantly tired.

You will hate all breakfast food. And I mean, to the point that you gag and/or vomit when you so much as smell a pancake or see a sausage patty or coffee.

But whenever you don't sleep for 5 days, all side effects except this one get removed. (I gotcha bro)

@@badpiggs Thanks! before this reply, I felt like all the "side affects" were not as much side affects as much as they were nuisances to life as they didn't really interact with the ability. Your comment IMO makes the general side affect be, "But if you DO sleep, you will experience pains for the next few days." No offense to anyone else, I just like how Pickle's comment makes all the downsides feel like they relate to the ability.

Ikr 😭 😭 😭

every time you do use the power, you have to chug a gallon of piss and eat a ton of crap

You have stage 4 cancer and don't have the money to cure it.

Whenever you write a comment, it will only be noticed 1 year later.

I’m lazy can you tell what it said

@@TheTrueStrangeBee Omelette from cheese. Couldn't even get the grammar right.

@@TheRealBlazingDiamond why thank you

@@kieradark3120 close but no donut

@@kieradark3120 i already did. "Omelette from cheese"

The reality is only your imagination, so it's kinda just the same as real life tbh

Whenever you change reality it’s permanent

@@OwOMoment so its like schizophrenia but i can controll it?

@@glowingfireflies5303 thats just dangerus Also would mean i only can change sertain things once

@@theprinterdude9687 yup!

It happens slowly and no one realized it was you.

Any wound you heal from will instead get transferred to a random loved one. You can’t choose which loved one.

only one cell at a time

@@carolinefranck6155 ouch!

Who is this "you" involved? /Panic

where are you stuck

bro brexit is over like it ended on 31 December 2020

yea, read mr skulliousis's comment

@@isappycracks it didn't, all the processes stopped only a few months ago

@@nikmrn proof? cus i copy and pasted something from wikipedia and didnt read anything

Your head has to stay a human head

Is there a size limitation on the human head?

@@platinumgames1314 I guess

@@platinumgames1314 your head

@@noahsmith2146 which one? :v

you have 2 hours left to live

But you can't lift it up

@@yunathewerewolf Yea there were worse things that couldve happened

But it stabs you

I was gonna say... Manually means they just go pick it up... 🤣

Every dagger you summon will be a water balloon shaped like a dagger.

Whenever you skip class you have an unfortunate accident

o m e l e t t e d u f r o m a g e

That's a pretty useless power

Your side effect is aids, no matter what

Side effect: You gain the ability of True Blood. You now can ingest or interact with any component, chemical, or material and only the PRIMARY intended attribute affects you. The benefits of your superblood are wide and extreme. You can use any narcotic with no risk of health issues. You can use steroids to become fit, adderal for focus, LSD for euphoria, and never feel any harm no matter how much you’ve taken. But you can’t afford to buy any drugs. That’s not even a side effect.

Side effect is there's no primary effect.

@@anshaar. Dammit

But you have to adopt an orphan each time you throw a disk

But you get slapped by a thin slice of ham every time you do it

@@elvacioisepic8045 ham is nice

And have "(JOKE)"after

But all you can access is KZfaq

You can't remember your passwords. And hacking your own account gets you banned for TOS violation.

@@Dragonbrother4057 oh god-

Effect: your peepee negative inches

Each time you use your power, a bubble of slowed time will form three centimeters above skin surface, intensity and duration of time bubble is relative of mass of object you made appear or "energy" spent to make something happen, be that energy thermal, eletric, radiation or kinetic, if someone tried to harm you using a weapon using the same nature as of the previously mentioned "elements" weapon they'd pay some of your toll when said harmful object entered your field, the energy would be bled dry, so no worries about bullets or the like Thoughts?

You have random thoughts and songs stuck in your head that all play out.

You can only think about the Mona Lisa, and nothing else.

Only Roblox games

Your games are loaded with bugs and people bash you for it.

They can only come out as gay/lesbian.

Side effect: everybody knows you controlled them

@@aesthetic_cloudz5549 there goes all the evil plans

But I feel all the emotions instead of one’s I choose to feel

None

absolutely no one:

But have no consciousness

Side Effect: You’re an immortal vampire and therefore live as an undead for all eternity.

@@SaintDamain DUDE HE JUST WANTS TO DIE

@@APxiless e deletes their comment

“Yes I want his comment gone so I don’t have a side effect”

@@Viper-One-p5i I cant tell if this joke went over your head or not.

@@mehmetcokgezici6326 cany?

@@mehmetcokgezici6326 head?