'just do what i did, get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse" I'm at work and LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I READ THAT! Thanks Ellen! I needed that!

The best part about being sick is I get to miss work and watch Ellen videos all day. Thanks for helping me get better Ellen!! You're my chicken noodle soup :)

It's easy not to wear a purse when you have a car. But if you leave in the morning to have a day's work and then do something else you do need a lot of stuff. Just had a look inside my purse: - a teacher's planner and a pen - a tablet - a phone - a passport - a wallet with cash, a credit card, some small change and some discount cards - keys to the house and keys to the office - a water bottle (sustainability!) - a tiny umbrella - a superlight folding shopping bag (still sustainability!) - a lipstick, napkins, miniscissors, a hankerchief, a hair band - some pills for extreme cases, band aid and a sterile bandage (and you know, someone around needs them quite often and it's almost always is a very urgent situation) - a little flashlight Now there is a question, how could all this fit into my pockets?)

I'm in love with how Ellen talks about a topic and at the end always dances!

I hate carrying purses. I mean I don't need it, I don't have much things I need t take when I go out. Maybe the keys, phone, wallet, what else do I really need to bring a whole bag with me when I can casually just put it in my pockets? My mom's always scolding me about how every girl needs to take their purse when they get out. For me, it just becomes bothersome to have to carry it. someone would buy a shitload of stuff and then go "oh! your bag is empty, let me put everything in!"

There's a difference of carrying a whole of 'junk' or a whole lot of 'handiness'! Makes me think of my grandma's purse when I was young, she has everything in that not-so-big black leather purse from napkins, mossie ointment, rubber bands, nail clipper, travel-sick rubbing oil, lotion, mini address book... all the grandchildren always just go "Grandma, do you have..." and most of the time, there's a surprise out of the purse! (:-D)

ellen should have said as the dolphin jumped out of the lady's purse things started to get more fishy after that

Get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse: my husbands favorite line

"You should not keep dolphins in a purse, LADY!" LOL

I feel like a pack mule... Everywhere I go with my family they're giving me junk to put in my purse. So I got a small one! Ooops! Ellen you rock! Thank you for being you!

Never get enough of those Memorable Monologues

Such a good monologue, I'm 18 now and have never used a purse. I put everything in my pockets just like Ellen :)

I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope one day I’m lucky enough to be on this show!! I love Ellen and her show is amazing. You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time, it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!

Hahahaha so good! I'm with you Ellen, I hate purses, you are SO right! ♥

I'm crying I love Ellen omg

She is hilarious at 1:12

my favorite among Ellen's monologue

i love Ellen , she is the funniest human being , omg!!

My friends refer to my big purse as the "luggage summer of '09" I didn't realize the liner had ripped. When I dumped it out to see why it was so heavy, I found a full sized lotion, a hair brush, and $19 in change. In between the liner and the purse.

That's pretty much why my best friend keeps me around. She never likes carrying a purse so when we go out, she just chucks all of her stuff in mine and has me carry it. Genius :P

It's good to know that I'm not the only one that uses their wife for that 😆

ha I always ask my boyfriend to bring a backpack 😅

I used to carry the Mom Bag. I called it the Magic Bag because I could produce just about anything one might hope for.

Ellen I think you are the funniest person on earth

I love how she can describe the way I (and sure many other people) feel about some stuff - just like purses - and make everybody laugh about it. :)

The lesbian god has spoken, I shall find myself a wife. :D

This is the kind of vid that helps me with my heart pains

My love Ellen❤❤❤❤

"get yourself a wife and put your stuff in her purse" ellen, i wish you knew how much you make my day.

I love Ellen her show is awesome.

Ahaha "Get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse." Sounds like a plan!

LOL. that's exactly what i did with my twin sister. she always carried a purse and i didn't like carrying purses so i always put my stuff in her purse whenever we went out

Ellen is incredible!!

Funny as always :) But if you live in England you always gotta have an umbrella with you, and sunglasses, and somewhere to chuck your sweater in if it gets too hot... oh and ofc I always carry a bottle of water with me! how do you fit all those things in your pockets xD

goes so well with the picture XD

I was hoping to see some really big purses!!

I love how ellen's monologues always end with a dance comment

Ellen just loves dancing. :)

Well done Ellen.

I looked up Ellen wearing a purse and one picture showed up lol

I just realized I'm a bag lady and will also have to haul a diaper bag soon enough..and a stroller...and a child... strange how life changes priorities... from hauling a purse to looking like those people collecting bottles....I'm so excited for the future.. :)

I like Ellen's hair like this.

Ellen is amazing how can she connect bags to dancing? XD love her

Guys: a phone in one pocket, a small wallet in the other. That's it, ready to dance!

If this was on Belgium television we actually had a fun talkshow to watch :(

Yupp... did the same thing, bought her a nice one and now she carries around my stuff 😉

that was so funny! thanks Ellen!

I love you Ellen! !!

I love you Ellen!

watch one..now watching all.

Pant purses.. hahaha. This is too funny :)

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Man, she's so good!

I LOVE ELLEN

'There's my battery! I've been looking f ...' lmfao

cactus from Arizona, oh my car battery,,, so funnnyyy

That's what my husband does.... And I made him carry a backpack when I don't want to carry extra baggage in my shoulder.

So lovely

love the laugh at 1.25 :D

Love Ellen

She can make anything into dancing

U should keep a dolphin in your purse , LADY ! LOL

Love you Ellen

I favor the mini backpack purses. When you wear glasses you need some space for the cases.

I love you Ellen xxxxx

Yeah she mentions Arizona shout out

I love Ellen :)

I love Ellen

C-C-C- Combo breaker! E = mc2

Yupp my sister is a Coach bag lady

All of them do...she always dances after her monologues.

the ironic thing was, the advertisment on the side of this was a purse from michael kors

I will take that advice, a wife is a splendid idea

That's what my husband always does...put his cellphone, wallet, n key in my handbag!!!

LOL WAS NEMO IN THE PURSE TOO? I have been looking everwhere for him.

Flashback to ellen's purse size contest.

Hahaha Ellen has the best soultion

personally, if my bag isn't big enough to carry a sketch book, pencil case, travel-sized watercolors, water bottle, and a manga book (as well as wallet and train pass and keys and stuff) it isn't worth anything. XD

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Ellen is so cute and funny

I don't think so :( I'm also from Belgium and I wish it could be on TV :(

Love it

I'm with Ellen, if it doesn't fit in my pockets, I don't need it

Get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse, aaah i love you Ellen!♡

Love her clothes

aww hope youre feeling better :)

Love her

I put all my things in my girlfriend's purse. It is a good technique!

The older she is the funnier she gets! Ellen

That's y I use a satchel cuz its easy 2 4get that Im even wearing it

Haha

"Get yourself a wife and put all of your stuff in her purse" I'll be that wife someday!! Most woman have hundreds of shoes, but not me. I have hundreds of bags.... I'm also on Ellen's team, so if any of you ladies are still looking for a bag wife.... ;D

I just realized I'm a bag lady... ahahaha..

very interesting:)

Lol true point :P.. but you can have a side bag Ellen :)

A dolphin jumped out!

She should do that...I would watch that.

I like to think of purses as a tardis because they are soo big. I just put all my stuff in my friends bag to save me carrying stuff.

And I'm watching ellen again !!!!!!!! WTF

Get a wife and put the stuff in her bag! Genius! LOL