In this classic monologue, Ellen discussed the growing trend of oversized purses. Find out what Ellen thought about big purses, here!
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@LNamirr8 жыл бұрын
'just do what i did, get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse" I'm at work and LAUGHED OUT LOUD WHEN I READ THAT! Thanks Ellen! I needed that!
@Cortnizzle1andOnly11 жыл бұрын
The best part about being sick is I get to miss work and watch Ellen videos all day. Thanks for helping me get better Ellen!! You're my chicken noodle soup :)
@OValger7 жыл бұрын
It's easy not to wear a purse when you have a car. But if you leave in the morning to have a day's work and then do something else you do need a lot of stuff. Just had a look inside my purse: - a teacher's planner and a pen - a tablet - a phone - a passport - a wallet with cash, a credit card, some small change and some discount cards - keys to the house and keys to the office - a water bottle (sustainability!) - a tiny umbrella - a superlight folding shopping bag (still sustainability!) - a lipstick, napkins, miniscissors, a hankerchief, a hair band - some pills for extreme cases, band aid and a sterile bandage (and you know, someone around needs them quite often and it's almost always is a very urgent situation) - a little flashlight Now there is a question, how could all this fit into my pockets?)
@yalidyspena11 жыл бұрын
I'm in love with how Ellen talks about a topic and at the end always dances!
@shugoshugo12311 жыл бұрын
I hate carrying purses. I mean I don't need it, I don't have much things I need t take when I go out. Maybe the keys, phone, wallet, what else do I really need to bring a whole bag with me when I can casually just put it in my pockets? My mom's always scolding me about how every girl needs to take their purse when they get out. For me, it just becomes bothersome to have to carry it. someone would buy a shitload of stuff and then go "oh! your bag is empty, let me put everything in!"
@ArnoldWMok11 жыл бұрын
There's a difference of carrying a whole of 'junk' or a whole lot of 'handiness'! Makes me think of my grandma's purse when I was young, she has everything in that not-so-big black leather purse from napkins, mossie ointment, rubber bands, nail clipper, travel-sick rubbing oil, lotion, mini address book... all the grandchildren always just go "Grandma, do you have..." and most of the time, there's a surprise out of the purse! (:-D)
@gjudge23449 жыл бұрын
ellen should have said as the dolphin jumped out of the lady's purse things started to get more fishy after that
@AmyCookMusic7 жыл бұрын
Get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse: my husbands favorite line
@a27garbo11 жыл бұрын
"You should not keep dolphins in a purse, LADY!" LOL
@trinadotson540611 жыл бұрын
I feel like a pack mule... Everywhere I go with my family they're giving me junk to put in my purse. So I got a small one! Ooops! Ellen you rock! Thank you for being you!
@Lucas-en9hr11 жыл бұрын
Never get enough of those Memorable Monologues
@JustinePH1011 жыл бұрын
Such a good monologue, I'm 18 now and have never used a purse. I put everything in my pockets just like Ellen :)
@TGTDE11 жыл бұрын
I REALLY REALLY REALLY hope one day I’m lucky enough to be on this show!! I love Ellen and her show is amazing. You probably haven’t heard of me yet but I’m The Guy That’s Done Everything. I’m a normal person trying to make the most out of life. My idea is if people see me living life to the fullest and having an amazing time, it will motivate them to go try things they’ve always wanted to do! Fingers crossed one day I’ll be in one of these Ellen videos and get to share my message!
@JaenaNairda11 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha so good! I'm with you Ellen, I hate purses, you are SO right! ♥
@natfromonline11 жыл бұрын
I'm crying I love Ellen omg
@victoriaheath992910 жыл бұрын
She is hilarious at 1:12
@hrhw191911 жыл бұрын
my favorite among Ellen's monologue
@ForzaJuve9796511 жыл бұрын
i love Ellen , she is the funniest human being , omg!!
@sharonbogaty111 жыл бұрын
My friends refer to my big purse as the "luggage summer of '09" I didn't realize the liner had ripped. When I dumped it out to see why it was so heavy, I found a full sized lotion, a hair brush, and $19 in change. In between the liner and the purse.
@sephorajunkii9911 жыл бұрын
That's pretty much why my best friend keeps me around. She never likes carrying a purse so when we go out, she just chucks all of her stuff in mine and has me carry it. Genius :P
@Bardock12639 жыл бұрын
It's good to know that I'm not the only one that uses their wife for that 😆
@stoneoffarel7 жыл бұрын
ha I always ask my boyfriend to bring a backpack 😅
@andersen642211 жыл бұрын
I used to carry the Mom Bag. I called it the Magic Bag because I could produce just about anything one might hope for.
@ronisams11 жыл бұрын
Ellen I think you are the funniest person on earth
@werraaddams948911 жыл бұрын
I love how she can describe the way I (and sure many other people) feel about some stuff - just like purses - and make everybody laugh about it. :)
@fruitylaura8 жыл бұрын
The lesbian god has spoken, I shall find myself a wife. :D
@PemikBlue6 жыл бұрын
Laura Margolusová M2
@susanosborne77135 жыл бұрын
Any luck?
@agordongirl11 жыл бұрын
This is the kind of vid that helps me with my heart pains
@sajidarana50376 жыл бұрын
My love Ellen❤❤❤❤
@fluffycorgimama11 жыл бұрын
"get yourself a wife and put your stuff in her purse" ellen, i wish you knew how much you make my day.
@haleymohr191611 жыл бұрын
I love Ellen her show is awesome.
@honjallein11 жыл бұрын
Ahaha "Get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse." Sounds like a plan!
@Sepulchre_11 жыл бұрын
LOL. that's exactly what i did with my twin sister. she always carried a purse and i didn't like carrying purses so i always put my stuff in her purse whenever we went out
@Nameless-wr9tj11 жыл бұрын
Ellen is incredible!!
@TheGhomptie11 жыл бұрын
Funny as always :) But if you live in England you always gotta have an umbrella with you, and sunglasses, and somewhere to chuck your sweater in if it gets too hot... oh and ofc I always carry a bottle of water with me! how do you fit all those things in your pockets xD
@ItsMeKitoGoofy11 жыл бұрын
goes so well with the picture XD
@NekoSamaIru11 жыл бұрын
I was hoping to see some really big purses!!
@foreverupsidedown11 жыл бұрын
I love how ellen's monologues always end with a dance comment
@fayeyang94311 жыл бұрын
Ellen just loves dancing. :)
@usathaibob11 жыл бұрын
Well done Ellen.
@toriachan19447 жыл бұрын
I looked up Ellen wearing a purse and one picture showed up lol
@INSIDEOFMYSELF11 жыл бұрын
I just realized I'm a bag lady and will also have to haul a diaper bag soon enough..and a stroller...and a child... strange how life changes priorities... from hauling a purse to looking like those people collecting bottles....I'm so excited for the future.. :)
@thailandgurl11 жыл бұрын
I like Ellen's hair like this.
@lovestella311 жыл бұрын
Ellen is amazing how can she connect bags to dancing? XD love her
@5964ibra11 жыл бұрын
Guys: a phone in one pocket, a small wallet in the other. That's it, ready to dance!
@FightForOurDream11 жыл бұрын
If this was on Belgium television we actually had a fun talkshow to watch :(
@plucky_066 жыл бұрын
Yupp... did the same thing, bought her a nice one and now she carries around my stuff 😉
@misstarshiny111 жыл бұрын
that was so funny! thanks Ellen!
@feysaetern11 жыл бұрын
I love you Ellen! !!
@mollykate42211 жыл бұрын
I love you Ellen!
@katieeeeeeegirrrll11 жыл бұрын
watch one..now watching all.
@DELYCIAL11 жыл бұрын
Pant purses.. hahaha. This is too funny :)
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@rafaelriquelme673611 жыл бұрын
Man, she's so good!
@skylardalton297611 жыл бұрын
I LOVE ELLEN
@KleinFraanzie11 жыл бұрын
'There's my battery! I've been looking f ...' lmfao
@rocky32815011 жыл бұрын
cactus from Arizona, oh my car battery,,, so funnnyyy
@funcoverup94 жыл бұрын
That's what my husband does.... And I made him carry a backpack when I don't want to carry extra baggage in my shoulder.
@KarenTorres-qv6bd11 жыл бұрын
So lovely
@klimo0311 жыл бұрын
love the laugh at 1.25 :D
@espanolaaa910911 жыл бұрын
Love Ellen
@Chrissyandtarts11 жыл бұрын
She can make anything into dancing
@britneylim63011 жыл бұрын
U should keep a dolphin in your purse , LADY ! LOL
@divastar226911 жыл бұрын
Love you Ellen
@Rachelbee6 жыл бұрын
I favor the mini backpack purses. When you wear glasses you need some space for the cases.
@elisemartin574611 жыл бұрын
I love you Ellen xxxxx
@hayleegoda593311 жыл бұрын
Yeah she mentions Arizona shout out
@lyndseytuck543511 жыл бұрын
I love Ellen :)
@rebecaortiz801511 жыл бұрын
I love Ellen
@tgwa9011 жыл бұрын
C-C-C- Combo breaker! E = mc2
@monkeybabe199811 жыл бұрын
Yupp my sister is a Coach bag lady
@wensyng760211 жыл бұрын
All of them do...she always dances after her monologues.
@sissybear9411 жыл бұрын
the ironic thing was, the advertisment on the side of this was a purse from michael kors
@adedi14404 жыл бұрын
I will take that advice, a wife is a splendid idea
@codyl92711 жыл бұрын
That's what my husband always does...put his cellphone, wallet, n key in my handbag!!!
@sellysatanism527911 жыл бұрын
LOL WAS NEMO IN THE PURSE TOO? I have been looking everwhere for him.
@GreenWolfDen11 жыл бұрын
Flashback to ellen's purse size contest.
@onemoredaytowait11 жыл бұрын
Hahaha Ellen has the best soultion
@SatChiibz11 жыл бұрын
personally, if my bag isn't big enough to carry a sketch book, pencil case, travel-sized watercolors, water bottle, and a manga book (as well as wallet and train pass and keys and stuff) it isn't worth anything. XD
@JosephCecilSmith3 ай бұрын
💜Ellen Lee DeGeneres!‼️💚💙💜♥️💟 💟Gorgeously‼️💜 💚Heavenly Lovingly!‼️♥️ ♥️Lovely!‼️💚 🌍♥️💜💙💚💛🧡♥️💜🌎
@SuperMinnie22211 жыл бұрын
Ellen is so cute and funny
@Liloutelicious11 жыл бұрын
I don't think so :( I'm also from Belgium and I wish it could be on TV :(
@ceciliachahda727211 жыл бұрын
Love it
@MusicLover1249911 жыл бұрын
I'm with Ellen, if it doesn't fit in my pockets, I don't need it
@nellielarsson915411 жыл бұрын
Get yourself a wife and put all your stuff in her purse, aaah i love you Ellen!♡
@MsMamassita11 жыл бұрын
Love her clothes
@kparm2311 жыл бұрын
aww hope youre feeling better :)
@fussylook11 жыл бұрын
Love her
@Echidna9611 жыл бұрын
I put all my things in my girlfriend's purse. It is a good technique!
@nourad851111 жыл бұрын
The older she is the funnier she gets! Ellen
@Prettygirlcn511 жыл бұрын
That's y I use a satchel cuz its easy 2 4get that Im even wearing it
@newhale0711 жыл бұрын
Haha
@z0nra6 жыл бұрын
"Get yourself a wife and put all of your stuff in her purse" I'll be that wife someday!! Most woman have hundreds of shoes, but not me. I have hundreds of bags.... I'm also on Ellen's team, so if any of you ladies are still looking for a bag wife.... ;D
@ariwidayanti931211 жыл бұрын
I just realized I'm a bag lady... ahahaha..
@katewang925611 жыл бұрын
very interesting:)
@JustGA1411 жыл бұрын
Lol true point :P.. but you can have a side bag Ellen :)
@sydneymeyer492211 жыл бұрын
A dolphin jumped out!
@shrekfan9211 жыл бұрын
She should do that...I would watch that.
@19BlueOcean9511 жыл бұрын
I like to think of purses as a tardis because they are soo big. I just put all my stuff in my friends bag to save me carrying stuff.
@TheRounaa11 жыл бұрын
And I'm watching ellen again !!!!!!!! WTF
@jcgamer88811 жыл бұрын
Get a wife and put the stuff in her bag! Genius! LOL