In this classic monologue, Ellen discussed the challenges of being a light sleeper. Check it out!
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@xuchain7 жыл бұрын
I once removed the batteries from six clocks in our house because the ticking was driving me insane. It wasn't enough. I then unplugged the two digital clocks, the oven, the microwave, and the heat before finally falling asleep. I was pregnant and sound sensitive, turns out that's a thing. The digital stuff was in my head, of course, but I feel your pain.
@kylewall8564 жыл бұрын
I used to have something similar. When I was a kid and we first got a tv , if it was on and nothing was playing, I could hear the static and electricity surge from a different room because I wasnt used to it.
@halossecrets199710 жыл бұрын
my favorite part was ellen: do I have a screw loose? ellen: do not answer that
@White-sw9pe5 жыл бұрын
halossecrets1997 whats tat
@alexsofiee6 жыл бұрын
I can sleep through everything... I can even sleep through my alarm.
@ceri19666 жыл бұрын
Alex E. if someone opened your eyes while u was asleep would u realise ?
@truthspeaker22494 жыл бұрын
I can't even sleep through ppl talking or someone opening my door😂
@flowersrockthenight8 жыл бұрын
it takes me forever to fall asleep but once I do, it's hard to wake me up
@ceri19666 жыл бұрын
Flameheart from Thunderclan once u are asleep would u realise if someone opened ur eyes tho
@MrNikkimaxine5 жыл бұрын
Flameheart from Thunderclan see I can do
@odamayriverproductions965611 жыл бұрын
Ellen brings sunshine into my life even when it is raining. Thanks Ellen hugs
@babyblue335411 жыл бұрын
Omg, that's the first time I've heard her say "Baby". Cute
@breadfan_855 жыл бұрын
I seem to be a light sleeper when it's most inconvenient to be a light sleeper (like when it comes to *falling* asleep), and a heavy sleeper when it's most inconvenient (like when my alarm goes off or someone is trying to wake me).
@BlackHawkDiamondSwan11 жыл бұрын
I'm such a light sleeper that even if a tv is on Mute, I can hear and feel the low frequency of it being on and it just kills me!
@somevideos5411 жыл бұрын
I'm a light sleeper too Ellen. When I can't sleep, I watch ur videos all night ! :D
@SpikeMikki11 жыл бұрын
Good job @TheEllenShow 's KZfaq team for updating in line with the new KZfaq updates.
@aldoantunes11 жыл бұрын
For me, the slug monologue was hilarious and the best so far...
@PushPastParalysis11 жыл бұрын
"Do I have a screw loose?" Hahahaha
@YoJoeEX9611 жыл бұрын
Hmmm.... Ellen... I don't know how you do it but you're an amazing human being I enjoy watching and listening to you thanks fr putting a smile on my face tonight
@abcabc-fd4tl5 жыл бұрын
I love her with this hair
@nicovaldes0911 жыл бұрын
i was supposed to go somewhere.... but then i clicked on 1 ellen video like a year ago? yeah. love ellen!
@chulbulpandeyab11 жыл бұрын
I LOVE ELLEN ♥♥♥
@Gomo_DD11 жыл бұрын
C'mon ellen we want to see the full show! You have way more fans here on YT
@StudioAnnLe11 жыл бұрын
I feel the same way!
@matlosia11 жыл бұрын
I just love Ellen's monologues! Makes be laugh every time! Day without it sucks hehe
@121mckenna11 жыл бұрын
Do I have a screw loose?! Don't answer that!!! Hahahahahahaha
@Beautynewzflash11 жыл бұрын
So many can relate to Ellen. I had a terrible night's sleep last night too.
@cheyanne201011 жыл бұрын
Yes !! I took batteries out of a clock in my room that made that noise. That clock was actually a re-gifted item from an old-friend who couldn't stand the noise, so she gave it to me. Much appreciated !! No, she is not an old friend because she gave me that clock... it came pretty close, but no. :P (J/K)
@202717211 жыл бұрын
Once you watch Ellen, You'll probably never stop.
@DragonHeart95611 жыл бұрын
My family and I had my 4 year old niece staying with us for a while and one night, our security alarm randomly went off. It woke up myself, my sister, and both my parents. After turning the alarm off, I went to check on my niece to see if it woke her up. She was sound asleep, showing as much response as a rock.
@bettynpiano11 жыл бұрын
I can't sleep, so I decided to watch some Ellen's videos... 4 hours later... prying my eyes out to watch my "last" video. Keep telling myself 'just one more video, just one more video'
@emma469511 жыл бұрын
HAHA portias eye :'3 xxx Ellen always cheers me up she's so amazing
@kierancampire11 жыл бұрын
I USED to be a deep sleeper but lately i do not know what it is but anything wakes me up! Last night for instance, My sister came in my room super quietly shockingly that did not wake me up, She comes in to my side of my room and that does! When people go near me in my sleep is mainly when i wake up but yeah noises are deffinitly one of them haha
@kaitg151911 жыл бұрын
I think this is the only ellen video that we can actually comment on.
@pixiestirling74654 жыл бұрын
Ellen, it is 03:56am . I sleep when everyone is getting up. Pixie 🧚♀️ Scotland 🏴
@jiche1311 жыл бұрын
i just wish ellen will come back in the morning!!! they moved it to 3pm here in detroit and switched it to ricki lake! like wtf! nothing beats ellen!!!!!!! :(
@Lacirose8811 жыл бұрын
Ambien helps me but if I don't go to bed as soon as I take it I do crazy stuff, like eat a lot, call ppl, & the worst is when I get on Facebook. I never remember uploading them but they are there, it's hilarious! Lol
@josettemusic11 жыл бұрын
You can look up videos of her dancing! :-) lol! i love it when she dances
@vicmor8811 жыл бұрын
I'll sleep through pretty much anything, storms, alarms (it's right beside my head and it can be heard in the basement from the second floor), construction, etc. I slept through someone trying to break into the house, two big dogs going insane and everyone else freaking out. My hearing is fine, there's nothing wrong with me. It's not easy for me to fall asleep, but once I'm out, I'm dead to the world.
@javeriakhan65065 жыл бұрын
She knew ASMR before it even started
@vanessamjaeger11 жыл бұрын
thank you Ellen :') you ALWAYS cheer me up, even when I feel like crying
@mothbones1696 жыл бұрын
If you are a light sleeper try turning on a fan at night, at first it is annoying but after a few days it’s white noise and you can’t hear anything out
@AlwaysaGemini11 жыл бұрын
I love Ellen!!! I'm the same way! & I try to make the noise seem relaxing too but doesn't work for me either..
@sd9149911 жыл бұрын
I would love to see CTFxC on Ellen!
@jennifermarea80115 жыл бұрын
I'm a light sleeper but I also live in a dorm soooo.......that's unfortunate
@janecme11 жыл бұрын
Ellen is such a great catch, and I don't mean for Portia, I mean catching stuff, though Portia was a great catch too
@taronsmith136611 жыл бұрын
Lol, that's really funny, Ellen is hilarious, can't wait for the new season next monday
@alchian8711 жыл бұрын
Thought so too until we moved in an apartment in a big city. Apparently humans can get used to everything. Though most of the time I would love to have a mute switch if an ambulance goes by.
@shrinkwraptv11 жыл бұрын
Addicted to Ellen!
@karimmoussallem538311 жыл бұрын
I lost my social life the day i subscribed to ellen
@BloodyWater2211 жыл бұрын
Ellen please post the whole shows in the future because some of us can't watch the show on TV :/
@MsMelissaAnn11 жыл бұрын
I'm a horribly light sleeper too and it's worse now that i am 4 months pregnant with my first. Now every time I get woken up I feel like I haven't peed all day and need to rush to the bathroom! My husband goes to sleep later than me, so that awakens me. I swear I get woken up and rush to the bathroom at least 4 times every night now. And if you have to get up after getting woken up it makes it that much harder to fallback to sleep.
@cherryevans14511 жыл бұрын
I shall wake you up with this dance right here
@fatimafarota63243 жыл бұрын
I fall asleep easily and don't get disturbed by anything till morning.
@justlitatheng11 жыл бұрын
Her 11 season is on my back to school date!
@CorySimpsonArt11 жыл бұрын
my favorite monolouge
@brookeroy987211 жыл бұрын
Shut your eyes, all you can envision is Dori. But anyways, Ellen you are seriously hilarious!
@zeavfriesner378411 жыл бұрын
I click this video 'coz I was sure Elen's gonna talk about light-slippers - like the smart slippers with tiny light bolbs so it is easy to spot them at night
@michaelexman54745 жыл бұрын
Ike and Tina, like hit her again Ike OUCH that’s an unusual. I’ve never considered beating the talent out of someone.
@fiestychick12311 жыл бұрын
So im at work and taking my 30 minute break and i thought...go outside and eat a delicious lunch or watch Ellen? and here i am.
@kdamd0111 жыл бұрын
every memorable monologue ends with a dance.
@Morg51211 жыл бұрын
Same I love them to
@samara387611 жыл бұрын
awh, she always ends with a dancey but we always miss it xD
@chlo835011 жыл бұрын
the top comments on this make me laugh more than I should
@taqwaoleksandr483111 жыл бұрын
Love Ellen :)
@DanielSelk11 жыл бұрын
That was HILARIOUS!!! XD I'm a mid-sleeper. Sometimes light, sometimes not =)
@angelajohnson79411 жыл бұрын
you gotta love Ellen..:)
@Stephii11 жыл бұрын
I WANT FULL EPISODES
@fire1ce11 жыл бұрын
She is so sassy here, I LAHV IT
@Khloe_dancer_model11 жыл бұрын
Adorable!
@potocatepetl11 жыл бұрын
Oh god, there's no way I could sleep on that noise! I'd go crazy. I need silence.
@paniclover4ever11 жыл бұрын
Oh no...I ended up on Ellen's channel again... Ah well, best way to spend the night :)
@Joeismynamebutcannot11 жыл бұрын
The fallen tree woke me up last night too!!!! And the baby fallen leaf woke me up last week :p
@mayamm2111 жыл бұрын
It's been too long since I've laughed like that soo funny
@vanessam159011 жыл бұрын
And I just watched that video it's super hilarious!
@theooooogreenheart4 жыл бұрын
I know she loves Portia 💜💖
@Hippyhop88811 жыл бұрын
No, it's when you hear the smallest sound and wake up. And heavy sleeper is when your house is on fire and you still sleep not hearing anything, like me.
@emanuelsebert949011 жыл бұрын
Ellen should rule the world!
@Dartagnan01011 жыл бұрын
One of my friend slept through a very violent earthquake! I think that pretty much sums up how much of a deep sleeper she is!
@PushPastParalysis11 жыл бұрын
I have such trouble falling asleep but once I'm out I usually stay that way. Unless its the early hours of the next day
@ramexpoon11 жыл бұрын
" We are under attack " LOL love her and portia too
@christinagaller43743 жыл бұрын
When im sleepy, I just sleep, even if there is a loud music playing.
@Qwerty972811 жыл бұрын
i can sleep through a thunderstorm, but if someone is talking downstairs, i can't sleep. lol
@GodOfAwesome198211 жыл бұрын
i was supposed to go to sleep at 11 then i clicked on an ellen video. it is now 2 in the morning
@huckaphrt11 жыл бұрын
You can see it in the old ones :)
@pennydaytreasures81735 жыл бұрын
So relatable
@Momoko45811 жыл бұрын
The weird thing is I'm a "light sleeper" I guess when it comes to falling asleep, like if I feel myself dozing off and I hear the slightest noise I'm right back awake and my thoughts are racing at night But once I'm asleep, I'm actually pretty grateful for this, I'm knocked out. Rare occasions when someone actually successfully wakes me up, i find that to be the weirdest feeling o.o
@TheLuckyOptimist7 жыл бұрын
SAME HERE. 💯
@Iheather7911 жыл бұрын
haha me too!!! I slept through an earthquake in 2005. I think that was my best.
@brennenpurcell687711 жыл бұрын
Do I have a screw loose? Don't answer that! Lol
@livtheaussiebandit11 жыл бұрын
ellen is amazing
@NovellieHope11 жыл бұрын
this was a good one ;)
@TheJulyLadyKorina2911 жыл бұрын
me too!!! LOL! i would stay awake when there is a certain noise in my room.
@SarinaChanMusic11 жыл бұрын
What she says is just soo true!
@ForzaJuve9796511 жыл бұрын
ellen , you really make my day.
@gracedunn20125 жыл бұрын
I will sleep through the loudest thunderstorm ever. There could be a tornado, and I would sleep through it.
@CupcakeKiller611 жыл бұрын
I'm actually a really, deep sleeper. I, once, slept through a fire alarm (drill). And if you live in a condo, you know how loud those are. -.-
@samhughes932911 жыл бұрын
Kid president for Ellen!
@SprinkleofWilly11 жыл бұрын
haha this is one of the funniest. !
@JamesJacksonJackoDEJ11 жыл бұрын
I'm a heavy sleeper and on time I fell asleep at camp until 2:00pm. apparently my friends were telling me someone punched me in the head I was asleep and I didn't wake up. I'm surprised I'm still alive to this day O_O
@Herebedragons99111 жыл бұрын
I'm in between. Someone opening my room door or talking near my room wakes me up but if I'm really tired only loud noises do.
@PentaPhobia134911 жыл бұрын
Cool!
@hiimatree11 жыл бұрын
haha subbed;-) wicked channel as well!
@Lstfthemohcns11 жыл бұрын
This is so me!!! I hate that I'm such a light sleeper. You'd think being 80% deaf would help but NO!! lol