🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸 Remember the Fallen, thank you for your sacrifice Happy Memorial Day 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

If you drank a shot every time he said, Bro, you'd be a chit show drunk in less than two minutes into this video.

Very grateful to be able to enjoy this beautiful day. Please remember those that gave the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom. Wait for it...wait for it...

You my brother are the best Circus master, of the ( Chit Show ),, Mindless boat Club.....

That Muscovy duck has got your number pal 🤣🤣🤣🦆🦆🦆

I was bad mouthing my boss one day and a bird chit on my head. Lesson learned. Happy Memorial Day everyone! Thanks to all who’ve served 🙏🏻❤️🇺🇸

Holy chit! It looks like the scene in the movie Jaws where all the locals are freaking out in boats hunting the shark

I love a good thunder storm, that one is looking juicy too!!!

I have as much respect for a boater speeding in a Manatee zone as a non-handicapped chit driver parking in a handicap spot.

For Grip when pulling my boat out I used Crusher dust, / sand with small broken gravel. The weight in the back helps and a small amount under the wheels for grip. Plus it sticks to the Foot ware, thus less chance of going DOWN. Cheers from Chch, New Zealand.

Your the best Alfred!!

bring it on , give it to us mister ambassador of Miami

I saw your Chit Show on MSN yesterday. Wow a Florida boy holding a lightning rod to keep the rain off.

Dude, we love you, we always talk about you and laugh when we go to the ramps. Yesterday, we seen a fight at Boynton, by the ramp. 😍😍😍😍 we all said your name at the same time, “ Shit, We need Alfred here 😂😂””

I can't take it. I am laughing so hard. Snakes, ducks, Fred. What a Chit Show. I took my wife to Tahiti for an anniversary. She had a brand new white outfit. Blouse, shorts the whole nine yards. Wind was gusting around 45 mph when this bird took a Chit - splat all over her outfit. She was madder than a hornet. We had to go back to hut for her to change her outfit. I was in real trouble for laughing at that one. Love you alfred.

As a life long boater I never got in a rush loading to beat the rain! I always figured ya came to the lake to get wet anyhow! A little chop in the marina never hurt anyone!

Wind, and current, and weather!!! Oh my!!!! Stressful entertainment at Black Point! Thanks Alfred, Blessings

Bringing us the best in boat ramp follies.

All things considered, wasn't bad. What's hard to believe, all the two-wheel drive trucks burning up tires trying to pull up the ramp! I wouldn't own a two-wheel drive truck. Please remember our Hero's on Memorial day!

Flying umbrella and the duck!!! The water is here! Alfred is hilarious!

As an operator, if you are moving with conditions (tide and wind behind you), prior to maneuvering into position on the dock, simply keep your vessel straight, bump into reverse to bring your vessel to a stop, then maneuver into position on the dock. In the conditions present in this video at Black Point, you'd want to come to a stop, spin so you are slightly at an angle with your bow away from the windward side of the dock, then bump it forward (slowly) and the wind will gently bring you into the dock (you'll want fenders out). PRACTICE, PRACTICE, PRACTICE (with fenders out on all sides).

Thank you so much for this.

lmao the umbrella is freaking Goneee Brooo

Love the duck chit!!! You are a riot 😂❤

Later in the week Fred will be cruising along with his new umbrella.

Thank you Alfred....great video during turbulent times...Need your inflatable with an umbrella and drone to check out the three stuck boats, LOL. All seriousness, Best for the Memorial Day. I worked for a military defense contractor for many years to help keep our military safe as much as possible. Let us remember our fallen so that we may have our freedom. God Bless the USA and its citizens.

Make sure those baby ducks don't look like you before you zoom in on them, ~~lol~~

The hell with the dump, look at those palm trees ! That's some wind!

We go out on the opposite weekend of holidays... Next weekend, a lot of people won't be going because they skipped the yard, laundry, etc and they gotta do it next week ... Try it! You'll see it's less busy.

Everybody waits til last minute to come in

I met a guy who was 27 years old who got struck by lightning and within 1 year his hair turned completely white. He could sit outside and mosquitoes and flies would not bite him! True story!

We need to start a group " We will help you dock your boat for tips" at the chit show...

Those dudes are like, this is when the fish bite!! get outta my way

I love this channel and I get a spanish lesson too. Winning

“Low tide, wet rain, and panic”. That IS a recipe for disaster. Just imagine if it was DRY rain. Oh the humanity.

Damn Alfred ! i think I just saw Mt. Trashmore move a few inches when the wind picked up !

The ramp etiquette around here is you drop someone to go get the trailer. Then you wait off the dock until your trailer is in the water. All these people just parked at the dock seems odd.

Thanks Alfred for some good entertainment! Now you need to invent an umbrella anchor for land 😋

Attach the umbrella to the tripod and you'll have a drone flying like a heron, bro!

I live vicariously through the chit chow. Love your program

That was awesome I love the Commentary

people who rush to the ramps as if they are the only ones with that idea, anyone going boating on Memorial Day deserves all the mayhem they encounter...find a low bridge, anchor up dry and continue the celebrations, adapt instead of panic

I love watching the boat ramps. Would like to see how they pull those big boats out the water. Keep pounding

"I woke up and I had shit on my eye. It pooped on my eye" You crack me up "bro"!!😂🤣😂🤣😂 That duck has it out for you bro! 🦆

It looks to me like they all did a better job than they normally do. Bad weather evidently helps people think better even though some of them looked a little panicked.

The duck attack had me literally laughing out loud

Your dedication to providing such good entertainment is very much appreciated . You have a wonderful attitude and awesome demeanor. Wishing you and your family the best this Holiday weekend . Love from Rhode Island.🌺

man got too love this show

You just reinforced why I don’t take the boat out on long weekends! The ramps get crazy down here, specially when you sprinkle in some bad weather. Great job, keep up the good content!

You make my Day...you are the best....

I do miss my flats fishing and pier fishing in Bradenton since I moved to the mountains in Murphy, North Carolina. However, we do have good trout, walleye, and bass fishing.

The captain on the twin engine Contender that brought it in on 10 did it like a boss. Bow into the wind and let the wind blow the boat onto the dock very gently.

I woke up and I had shit in my eye!!!!🦆💩👁🤣🇺🇲🙏🏻

Sitting on my boat watching the Chit show. Great work Alfred as always. Hope you get you your umbrella back.

merci Alfred 😊

Thanks for braving the storm

Dude, I used to be in the Coast Guard and I had a part time job at Bay Side back in the 90's. That's some crazy shiznit.

I learned a long time ago to wait this out on the hook. There will be some bumped and banged up boats at the dock, but the real danger is all these people were doing 40mph to funnel into the marina. Get wet and listen to your bilge pump run for 20 minuites.

That was as entertaining as Indy ,even more !

Love watching man keep up the good work !!!!

That duck was like "what a UM fan? I'm outta here! Go Gators bro! 👍

I know you are very patriotic.. so im hoping you use your channel to remember our fallen and those missing that paid the ultimate sacrifice for our freedom.

Wow. That sky looks angry.

Wow, that was crazy! Good job and thanks for telling us what more of the words mean. Micky C

Amazing stuff

Learn ,the Ridgeline and M.E.S.T (multipurpose emergency shelter tarp) 💪...

Just as I thought, Alfred, you never fail and always come through with the best show and commentary... I just want you to know that appreciated very much and loved for your dedication to making this the best boating /entertainment channel on KZfaq.... Hope all your gear survived the storm..😎

NOTHING LIKE WET RAIN AND PANIC! 🤣

Hey sir I’m not sure if you can wrap you camera with plastic to help keep it dry whenever it rains. Your channel is so unique from every other channel. I love your interactions with the local people and I love how you give shout outs too local crab fisherman’s company’s. That was close when that duck flew over your head, I ducked my head🤣 when it flew over. I watched the robalo curse video!! That was a wild video. Why don’t companies give newbie’s lessons on driving any boats! Towboats USA for the win!! Keep killing the content sir!! Have a blessed week and remember Fred lurks beneath the edge🤣🤣

That boat with the 4 motor are pulling the gas station in the distance

Wished I was there , winter time in south Australia ,

There is a local beach we have been going to since I was a kid. EVERY TIME we hauled the boat out to leave in the evening we had a blow down thunderstorm.

Bro, you should remind folks to put up their VHF Radio Antenna.

I just realized your channels labeled “chit show” not because of others moving boats badly but yourself being maybe half prepared ! Your the chit show 🤣😎. Love your stuff dont change at all !!

Hello Alfred, family and friends. Happy Memorial Day to all.

Living in Fl, everyone should know if storms are due the day you want to go out on the boat, find yourself a good movie and stay home.

One heck of Chi Sho

If I had a boat, I'd name it the, "T'hy'la Maru". ;-)

The financials always make me dizzy. home, multiple vehicles, cloths, vacations, eat out several times a week, children. And a boat for days off. I must have done this life all wrong?

I'm at 14:13 and it' looks like it is going around y'all....and then it started raining. Looked to me like everyone was being courteous. That's amazing.

Al, watch your videos constantly. Would love to do a dingy tour with you.

45 and rain in Boise.thanks Alfred 👍👍🐊

Bro, I went there back in December and saw you recording. I thought you were shooting a promo video for the marina or the restaurant. Cool content. Esos palos los cambian todos los meses.

We know you can get serious storms over there, so no wonder people were panicking to get ashore. Strangely though, although these boats are very modern by my old standards with a lot of high-tech equipment, most of them were open boats and not one waterproof cover for open areas. Just out of interest, have you thought of getting one of those fishermen's tents as well as your umbrella? That would keep all your equipment dry

Wow Action Packed Chit Show 🤣 full of ⚡🌧 ☂️all that was missing was a few 🚥 🚦Don't Forget All Those Who Gave All For Our Freedoms We Enjoy Today 🇺🇸

I might of peed a little laughing so hard. What a chit show !!!

Always remember, keep your down Alfred

fair weather sunny skies boaters think they will melt if exposed to rain drops & dark skies. Try evading 2 waterspouts & 4 foot seas in a 16 ft Montauk where my dog was swimming inside the boat. So a few raindrops you shrug at,

Nice video Alfred crazy weather!!

Alfred you need one of those pop up little soccer mom tents.

U got it going on now Alfred

See lot's of mercury's out there.I had a 25 four stroke I used for duck hunting,great on gas and quite AF.

I always said it.. ducks are more dangerous than 4 mtr crocodiles... When they chit you in the eyes! Croc's are far more considerate.. They don't chit on you.🤣 Remark: those ducks are delicious... Especially the breast meat... served with a sweet dark beer sauce! If you want the recipe, just let me know

I love the Chit Show!!

The Umbrella is gone!

I also get confused when hearing 'going in' vs 'going out'.. Either one could mean either way. I always think "Launching" vs. "Recovery" may sound a bit military, but it is more clear.. Alfred, thanks to you and your gear for braving the elements

Brings an umbrella to a Florida storm, ... What are you ? A Tourist ? 🤣 ( Just Kidding Bro ) 🤣

Thanks!

I'm new to the chit show but I like it

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