Men Always Seem to Say The Wrong Thing

Men Always Seem to Say The Wrong Thing | Sarah Millican

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@Rune-Wolf 4 ай бұрын

Love that your bf's response to the Jane Austen bit was "Manageable" LOL 😂

@Be-Es---___ 4 ай бұрын

He must be a weightlifter.

@stefs3460 4 ай бұрын

I could see Mr Darcy saying manageable so not too far off Austen 😂

@gadgetgirl02 3 ай бұрын

Millican's partner always sounds like he's romantic in a beautifully pragmatic way. 😂

@simonelvins742 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious:)))

@GolfMike09 2 ай бұрын

Worked a high risk job for a long time. Whenever I get back to where my digs are, I do a YT search for 'comedy'. Laughter is a great relaxer and medicine.

@sharispies5094 4 ай бұрын

You always make me happy. Thank you.

@jenniferkonstant5920 4 ай бұрын

She is absolutely delightful isn't she? I don't care how many times I've watched her stuff, I never tire of it

@williambranch5959 4 ай бұрын

Small rectangular piece top right hand corner of screen which is lit up. Click on it, light goes out no more subtitles.

@drjanines3301 Ай бұрын

Thanks!! @@williambranch5959

@lorencarlin2087 4 ай бұрын

I recently discovered this absolute gem! You know something or someone is genuinely amusing when you're all alone laughing your arse off! I was surprised to find myself guffawing! I don't do that! It's much easier to laugh out loud when you're in a group and everyone else is doing it. This lady is superb! Would love to see her live! Alas, will never get the chance, but I can still watch all her vids. Viva Sarah!

@kevinsaggers3407 3 ай бұрын

Hey Sarah. Thanks for making me laugh as I watched this clip. Had a terrible day today, but you've just brightened me up and made me forget my problems for a few minutes. You're a legend.

@johnduffy6546 2 ай бұрын

You are hysterical and not bashful... Love your act!

@gromett 3 ай бұрын

Manageable cracked me up.

@carenmontgomery2384 4 ай бұрын

Love you Sarah! Watching from across the pond and hoping to get to see you live someday! Your interactions with your audience are phenomenal!❤❤❤

@b0thers0me 4 ай бұрын

The babestation comment reminded me of this: “The SoLid DoVes,” Polly read. “Yeah, well, these ladies weren’t hired for their spelling,” said Jackrum, pushing open the flap of the tent of ill repute. ― Terry Pratchett, Monstrous Regiment

@karenpetrie8640 3 ай бұрын

You make my day. So funny!

@mikaelabowen5781 4 ай бұрын

Just bloody brilliant!

@Narniaru 4 ай бұрын

That last bit was really dark. That man should be locked up for spiking your drink

@1midnightfish 3 ай бұрын

He should be locked up for spiking his wife's drink

@patpat8727 14 күн бұрын

But it helped with the hoovering!

@mavispuchlik9852 4 ай бұрын

Love to watch her shows I know I will always have a good laugh,

@michaelburke9153 2 ай бұрын

You're hillariously funny! Thank you.

@Emma_Rosa 3 ай бұрын

Sarah you are amazing you always make Me laugh 😂😂😂

@lornaprince8123 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant as always. Thanks for making me smile.

@angelapietras1235 4 ай бұрын

Brilliant just brilliant.😂

@briantolbert2970 4 ай бұрын

My favorite female comedian!😂❤😂❤😂❤🎉

@angelapietras1235 4 ай бұрын

Mine too,from Newzealand.

@simonnicklin1313 4 ай бұрын

Absolutely... mine too!!

@johnsaars9446 3 ай бұрын

Women always seems to know what men think and they still stand in our way.

@rosabscura 11 күн бұрын

😭

@donaldduck4888 2 ай бұрын

Gosh she's funny. Utterly hysterical. I laughed till I vomited.

@Response1980 3 ай бұрын

She is a 💎 😂

@babsiep1 3 ай бұрын

Please, we would love to see you in South Africa!

@infinite3joy 4 ай бұрын

Sarah, you’re amazing. I’m sitting here thinking how brave you are to be standing in front of a large audience and being consistently funny. To me that would be terrifying.

@lanacarlsson-irwin7545 4 ай бұрын

Come to Boston!

@AnnaAnna-uc2ff 4 ай бұрын

Thanks

@ImOnAJourney 4 ай бұрын

You are my big ROFL for the day!!!

@DanielsPolitics1 3 ай бұрын

<a href="#" class="seekto" data-time="390">6:30</a> If someone spikes you, call 999 at any point. (In the uk)

@dallasreid7755 Ай бұрын

And someone will come round in about a month

@alanbradley9621 5 күн бұрын

Nah They will give you a crime number...Then arrest you for making a fuss.....

@duncanwallace7760 12 күн бұрын

If ever the world is going to end, Sarah needs to make the announcement, because her voice makes everything sounds better... "A meteorite will destroy us all in the next 12 hours, but don't worry about it pet.

@brydon5721 4 ай бұрын

Can't wait for Edinburgh in September!

@mirola73 3 ай бұрын

Yep, that would be me 'manageable'. I'm not telling you any fairytales, straight to the point.

@gailaltschwager7377 4 ай бұрын

Thank you, Sarah! Chuckle.

@chrisfritsch7934 4 ай бұрын

Sarah is too damned cute! Plus funny to boot!

@sarahbirchall4071 3 ай бұрын

The Contemporary meaning of the name Sarah, is ' one who likes to Laugh' , thats us . Love ya.

@leannesampson3199 3 ай бұрын

Hilarious!!

@user-gv7xw4pk7m 3 ай бұрын

Funny lady 👍

@sabrina.h2737 4 ай бұрын

Please come to Warrnambool, VICTORIA Australia ❤

@kenbrown2808 4 ай бұрын

well, I start by having a wee, and that relaxes some parts quite effectively. and then I hear about my wife's day in real time. when we got married, she thought it should be in the opposite order, but I put my foot down and said, I was going to have a wee within a few minutes of getting home, and as far as my bladder was concerned, that was non-negotiable.

@vink6163 3 ай бұрын

I've never understood why some people feel the need to retell their entire day to someone else, down to the minutiae of who said what to whom, and all the while they seem oblivious that the person they're telling it to is bored to tears and just wants it to end. Covering the highlights is fine but nobody cares what happened to people they've never met unless it's something extraordinary and bizarre, which is very rare.

@LordKlavier 4 ай бұрын

This is quite funny lol

@AllanNeaves-qn3zr 4 ай бұрын

Running😮!!!!! How late do the chippies stay open in your neck of the woods??Thought you were pumping the dog walker with the intention of snaffleing the 🐶 for yer tea❤😂 only in fun,only in fun pet😊Allan&Family

@johnmanning5568 4 күн бұрын

I love the looks on the women in the audience when she talks about her tips for female masturbation. The mixed looks of embarrassment and “I must remember that”.

@rachael5178 2 ай бұрын

Another reason not to drink! Great Job

@LH-021 4 ай бұрын

Love the hair! 🙄

@AgnesWijrie Ай бұрын

love you Moes!

@toni_the_toni 4 ай бұрын

That would have been Steve 😮😅

@steveozone4910 4 ай бұрын

I see a Bill Bailey joke thrown in there.

@briangabriel2458 3 ай бұрын

Very funny. I wonder if she ever comes to the U.S.

@1midnightfish 3 ай бұрын

Can you imagine her on After Midnight??

@briangabriel2458 3 ай бұрын

@@1midnightfish Is After Midnight a show on tv?

@1midnightfish 3 ай бұрын

@@briangabriel2458 It's a comedy show that airs late after Stephen Colbert (he's one of the producers). Started earlier this year, OMG look it up on YT, lots of clips and the whole first episode. Then tell me if you don't think Sarah would be awesome on it! They've already Nish Kumar when he was in the States a while ago, so they're not Brit-averse

@mistresskelly5084 4 ай бұрын

u are so funny

@AdrianColley 4 ай бұрын

No more than a Peugeot 206 full of dried leaves

@Rainbowofthefallen 4 ай бұрын

💚

@user-nx8ii4ef7f 2 күн бұрын

Tut! Men always say the right thing, it is just that women listen wrong!

@macbaar6073 4 ай бұрын

no the translator from man tonwoman gets it wlongg....

@claudevieaul1465 4 ай бұрын

Yes. We always say the wrong thing at the wrong time. Not by design or out of malignancy, it's just.... us. It's why divorce is always an option if SWMBO can't handle it anymore & wants to go back to mum 😎👍

@sharonpayne8912 Ай бұрын

😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂

@Nemisis789 3 ай бұрын

In what language she talking

@survivingshannon955 2 ай бұрын

She just has a very geordie accent

@markbracewell7762 29 күн бұрын

Gibberish

@-protected-7524 2 ай бұрын

that's the one and only time i watch something of this, for some reason female humor doesn't work for male audience ..

@Bobby1492NSEW 4 ай бұрын

Haha

@bigdave1302 2 ай бұрын

Subtitles that cannot be turned off, not interested.

@BuddyGorey 17 күн бұрын

How crushing

@Banshee22068 18 күн бұрын

Women have many faults But men only have two Everything they say And everything they do

@alansmith4729 21 күн бұрын

Glad sub title comes up " audience laughs " , how much are they bribed ? What a load of predictable dross

@gamingtonight1526 2 ай бұрын

No male comedians could say any of this about women. There is no sexual equality in this country.

@NoisyHill_ Ай бұрын

Cry me a river.

@Bookhermit 3 ай бұрын

Men who say the wrong things do so because you are the wrong thing for them.

@grahammcfadyenhill9555 4 ай бұрын

Sarah dear. Men say the wrong things to women On Purpose. We struggle to find the correct, right things to say to women, but often that is a complete mystery to us. Disaster looms. So we strategically say the most inappropriate or least sensitive things to shift the power balance. Here is an example. I had a brother-in-law named Mike, a brilliant chemistry teacher who had a Math degree. One smart cookie. He was married to my ex-wife's sister Aileen...I call her A. She is a brilliant teacher as well. Another smart cookie. Through the span of their marriage, Aileen had morphed from a twig-like creature into a rather large woman with what I call a "barrel body"...a straight cylinder from her collarbones to her upper thighs. Round, wide, and solid. One evening, preparing to go out for a rare "couples" date, A came out of the bathroom wearing a new dress. Mike told me that it was black and basically a tube of solid fabric covering A's barrel body. She asked Mike a tough question..."Mike, does this dress make me look fat?" What a dilemma. Mike could have lied his face off and said "No". Or he could have reached into his bag of magic husband tricks and told a real whopper, such as "You look terrific, A". This would have been a good attempt, but it would have been doomed to failure. A could plainly see that she looked like a black woolen barrel. So Mike made a decision to gain the upper hand. He said "No, A, your big ass makes you look fat". Absolutely raw truth, and of course the very "wrongest" thing he could have said. A was crushed. They did go out. Mike said it was a quiet date, and that there were no more "husband dilemma" questions asked. But A did lose 30 lbs over the next 6 months. She actually had a waist inside that barrel body.

@mattic6 4 ай бұрын

No-option subtitles! Boo!

@1midnightfish 3 ай бұрын

You're not the only person who's made a similar comment, and I honestly can't see what the problem is... Have you tried just not looking at them? It's not like they're right in the centre of the screen over her face. For people who do need them for whatever reason, it's SO much better to have subtitles that are made properly (i.e. properly cued to the beginning and ending of each sentence, not too long, neither too quick nor too slow, placed in the middle lower portion of the screen etc) than automatic YT subtitles.

@mattic6 3 ай бұрын

@@1midnightfish What's the problem with making them optional?

@1midnightfish 3 ай бұрын

@@mattic6 Clearly you have a problem with reading, or you would have read my comment properly. It's not even long. The answer is there.

@mattic6 3 ай бұрын

@@1midnightfish What's the problem with making THAT optional?

@1midnightfish 3 ай бұрын

@@mattic6 You can't get proper subs on YT even if the channel enables subs in particular language. They're still badly formatted, i.e. harder to read. The only way is to subtitle a video professionally before uploading. What you still haven't answered is, what's the problem with not looking at subtitles if you don't need them??

@MediaRedia 4 ай бұрын

Sarah Millican, the bitter divorcee's comedian of choice. 😂

@anhu6780 4 ай бұрын

What's with the subtitles? I'm sorry but I can't watch it like that.

@Simowl 4 ай бұрын

Does reading make you unable to listen?

@kirstynweinberg 4 ай бұрын

@@SimowlDid you have to really do there? Did you ever think of a disabled person?? Not everyone is going to handle this thing the same. Golden rule is defunct?

@AllenKnutson 4 ай бұрын

They did this once before and I begged, never again, which presumably has no relation to the fact that they did stop in between. I pop up another window and place it in front of the subtitles. It's a lot more work than pressing "c" is for those people that _want_ subtitles.

@Simowl 4 ай бұрын

@@kirstynweinberg You're right, thinking that subtitles being on a video isn't that big of a deal is totally about me NOT thinking of disabled people.

@kirstynweinberg 4 ай бұрын

@@Simowl Thank you for thinking into it more. The disabled classes are stigmatized and vilified for being sick and then lazy. And, dismissed greatly. People who have disabilities aren't always seen as people when they very much deserve to be treated with dignity and respect. Just because they have a label and inability to work doesn't make them bad people. You may not always see a physical disability, but the internal ones are just as bad. Please expand your mind and then you can be supportive of the community and then be an advocate for the lost, their families, and their generous contributions to society as a whole. When you learn their stories, it's heartbreaking. They're not lazy by any means, just deeply unfortunately sick by no wishes of their own. Thank you and spread the word, please. 😊

@Rem1Gnova 3 ай бұрын

Experience tells me men have zero chance of saying the right thing

@helensmart8521 4 ай бұрын

Strange bit on the unavailability of good telly outside primetime, as if the last decade of streaming hadn't happened

@eminahandzic9465 4 ай бұрын

Well, this special is 13 years old, so yeah, the last decade of streaming hadn't happened yet

@helensmart8521 3 ай бұрын

@@eminahandzic9465 Really, that old? I didn't look at the date. My bad!

@charleslouden6600 2 ай бұрын

Someone once told me she was funny.

@liberallioness4335 2 ай бұрын

She was ...is and always will be ...

@markbracewell7762 29 күн бұрын

I doubt it

@liberallioness4335 29 күн бұрын

@@markbracewell7762 It's alright to be Wrong your a man.. embrace it lol

@cawiltu 3 ай бұрын

Nasty language 😢👎👎👎😂

@TarlachOakleaf 2 ай бұрын

Women can be funny.......but not as standup comedians.

@MartintheTinman 4 ай бұрын

Women just don't listen correctly

@jennifertoliver9546 4 ай бұрын

Dofo has never been for the people, just developers and dismantling all thats good about Ontario, Selling off the Ontario Place paid for by Us as well as the educational Science centre!, and and wrecking Education and HC, the number of good teacher's and HC workers we've lost is frightening, I wonder if he's ever done right by Renata?! HIs brother made a horrific choice, actually several! I can easily do without cheap beer and Him!