Men Who 'Trade In' Their Wives | William Lee Martin

Рет қаралды 411,320

3 жыл бұрын

Comedian William Lee Martin on men who "trade-in" their wives for "newer models"...
Taken from my latest standup special, "Standing in the Middle"! Watch the full special here: comedydynamics.com/catalog/wi...
Like me on Facebook: / comedianwilliamleemartin
Follow me on Twitter: / cowboybill
Follow me on Instagram: / williamleemartin
Visit my Website: www.williamleemartin.com
Listen to my Podcast: www.williamleemartin.com/podcast
Learn about my Charity: www.cowboyswhocare.org/
A little about William Lee Martin:
With his signature cowboy hat, boots and Texas drawl, it would be easy to lump the blue-eyed, 6-foot-2-inch Martin into the category of “another guy doing country act.” But don’t be fooled by outward appearances, as his on-stage persona is no act - his middle-America storytelling is as genuine as it gets.
Drawing from real-life experiences, Martin’s vibrant routine reflects life as a husband, father, and friend. And that authenticity is connecting with mainstream America, crossing culture lines and social status boundaries.
But no matter the topic, Martin’s gentlemanly wit, and charm prove he’s no dummy, redneck, or hillbilly. His humor is sharp, original and occasionally laced with sarcasm and innuendo, but without the overt adult language prevalent with so many in today’s comedy landscape.

Пікірлер: 268

@terrencesimpson6079 3 жыл бұрын

If you think the grass is greener on the other side. Then become a better gardener.

@shumetesam7407 3 жыл бұрын

The best comment ever

@DavidJones-sf9vy 3 жыл бұрын

Both sides still have to be mown

@Just-Nikki 3 жыл бұрын

I love this

@cl5080 3 жыл бұрын

If the grass is greener on the other side, it’s not grass...it’s artificial turf!

@rowanneuselton3866 Жыл бұрын

Well said!

@athomewithtroy1690 3 жыл бұрын

"Carfax" 🤣 so true better the crazy I know then the crazy I don't!

@hillbillysceptic1982 3 жыл бұрын

He might not need a carfax, but ain't nobody in the market for his garbage truck anyway,

@allwomn1 3 жыл бұрын

My husband said " why would I trade one headache for another?"

@froggergypsy4596 3 жыл бұрын

Thats what mine says

@whistlingwoodscrafters1995 3 жыл бұрын

When I turned 40, my hubby said he was going to trade me in for two 20 year olds..... i told him he wasn't wired for 220

@rd6203 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣🙏💜

@scottmichael3745 3 жыл бұрын

Lmfao!!! :-):-)

@wolfpat 3 жыл бұрын

Is that you, Judy?

@whistlingwoodscrafters1995 3 жыл бұрын

@@wolfpat bahahaha! LOL nope!

@wolfpat 3 жыл бұрын

@@whistlingwoodscrafters1995 Judy said that exact thing to her husband. She was studying for her electrical contractor license at the time.

@heathermetz6576 3 жыл бұрын

1:34 “Baby I’m married! When have I ever got what I want?”

@blackbutterfly6872 3 жыл бұрын

Best line ever🤣🤣🤣

@anotherroady6234 3 жыл бұрын

Yep

@jdenney79 3 жыл бұрын

Yes!!!!😄😄😄😄😄

@marylsanz 3 жыл бұрын

Bittersweet 😭🤣❤️ the perfect thing to say.

@pattiwhite9575 3 жыл бұрын

Never heard of you before. But, that was a funny set.

@lindamaemullins5151 3 жыл бұрын

Ikr

@samvander3310 3 жыл бұрын

You look like my dad. Well we did go to school together.😂

@icro9999 3 жыл бұрын

I think his eyes add emphasis and makes the jokes that much more better.

@aj402 3 жыл бұрын

“After three marriages I’ve learned my lesson. Now when I meet a girl I really like I just buy her a house and send her on her way.” Travis Tritt (This was before he met his beautiful wife Teresa)

@CarysCorner 3 жыл бұрын

I think his comment was inspired by a Lewis Grizzard quote, "I don't think I'll get married again. I'll just find a woman I don't like and give her a house" 😄

@aj402 3 жыл бұрын

CarysCorner I think they’re both from Georgia so that makes sense. Travis might have known him. 🏠

@cathywillems9206 3 жыл бұрын

He’s got a great sense of timing, makes me laugh every time.

@dustykolkin6215 2 жыл бұрын

Travis Tritt is the most underrated 90s artist.

@eligebrown8998 Жыл бұрын

O crap

@Midnight0Mistress 3 жыл бұрын

I never get tired of the "Is that what you want" punchline

@laurencetitusoates6328 3 жыл бұрын

Live a little

@joebobjenkins7837 3 жыл бұрын

Grass is always greener where the cows do their business.

@Darndiddlyarn 3 жыл бұрын

You can't have an ox without having poo.

@sleepybear5574 3 жыл бұрын

You have to keep her happy till the cows come home

@suetucker9264 3 жыл бұрын

@@Darndiddlyarn Mark Gungor reference!

@Darndiddlyarn 3 жыл бұрын

@@suetucker9264 😉

@dustykolkin6215 2 жыл бұрын

The reason why the grass is greener is because they use more bullshit.

@leanneheinemann3862 3 жыл бұрын

I have been married to the love of my life, for 30+ years

@giovannaroma9527 3 жыл бұрын

My grandfather used to say ; 》Why should men avoid getting married? 》 For the same reason men in jail avoid picking up the soap...😂

@BlackKnight-ll8qh 3 жыл бұрын

Uhhhh, what? So you’re into pegging huh. That’s not how marriage is supposed to go

@giovannaroma9527 3 жыл бұрын

@@BlackKnight-ll8qh Uuhh you obviously don't get it 🤣

@MrGSticks 3 жыл бұрын

@@giovannaroma9527 I got.it.Gee.x.

@giovannaroma9527 3 жыл бұрын

@@MrGSticks 👍

@michellebrown5566 3 жыл бұрын

😂

@stefanherns4541 3 жыл бұрын

Thanks for posting, He's so funny & I needed a good laugh!

@angelacarvalho844 3 жыл бұрын

I have to respond to the 2 thirty year olds. My ex once asked can I trade you in for 2 thirty year olds? My response: ha! it takes two to do what I do! Of course he was joking, I wasn't!

@uprightfossil6673 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is going to be huge just like Dangerfield..... Make the golden years the best years.

@Bella12783 3 жыл бұрын

So sad but true men can trade you in a heart beat I never could understand this but happened to me

@susanhaines3153 3 жыл бұрын

Me too He is 52 and she is 19 they just had a baby we arent even divorced yet I guess he forgot how romantic those 2 am feedings are😂😂😂 I am free!

@gayhendrie84 3 жыл бұрын

My ex did that. She put him in a nursing home at the first opportunity

@t.h.8475 3 жыл бұрын

🤣

@Peterbilt359 3 жыл бұрын

I knew a guy who had same thing. He had a successful company about 20 employees. She put him in rest home divorced him and married younger guy. He died few years ago. I'd go visit him every few months. He swore that he was poisoned. She never would visit him. He died alone.

@cl5080 3 жыл бұрын

@@Peterbilt359 No, his WIFE died alone, and she was probably relieved not to pass into the next life next to an overgrown boy-man. Sorry, but karma’s a bitch! 😐

@th3hunt3r11 3 жыл бұрын

Now that was some seriously funnny chit right thar! Just found this man, subscribed! looking forward to finding more!

@billobrien4761 3 жыл бұрын

Love the creases in the jeans bro

@billobrien4761 3 жыл бұрын

@@normanwilson9584 youre way too angry about something that has nothing to do with you. I was being serious, I do love the creases, it reminds me of being in the marines. Chill out. Youre going to have an aneurism.... 🤣🤣🤣 but thanks for the laugh though. People like you make me realize why we need comedy.

@billobrien4761 3 жыл бұрын

@@normanwilson9584 apology accepted my friend. Ive been there before.

@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын

All well dressed cowboys have creases in their jeans. They’re pressed, tight, and way too long, so you “stack” them over your boots.

@MrGSticks 3 жыл бұрын

This guy is funny , loved this video , when he started. With mid wife crisis 💓 loved it , and who's left dot com . Is classic , this.is July 19th, 2020, and much needed humour. Is a good idea, this guy's.funny....

@bobstark4020 3 жыл бұрын

Great lines William, never been married, but i can relate to your jokes and the comments, i have heard stories from my buddies, maybe I dodged a bullet.

@robbiefrentz9427 3 жыл бұрын

I would have nothing in common. Couldn’t do her any good. And i love my wife we tolerate each other

@BlackKnight-ll8qh 3 жыл бұрын

You’re pretty damn good Billy

@rowanneuselton3866 Жыл бұрын

Terrific humor!😊

@corytomlyano793 3 жыл бұрын

I have been single my whole life,and I am a chick, and I like it that way!

@cherriaydelotte8327 3 жыл бұрын

You’re Hilarious!!!!!!🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏 Just subscribed 😁

@mattpoochi6964 3 жыл бұрын

Comedians always see things in a hypothetical situation. 😆 They always think of how things could turn out.

@richardlloyd2589 3 жыл бұрын

Matt Poochi I guess they need to hypothesise both optimistically and pessimistically at the same time. Schroedinger’s comedian.

@maryannanderson7517 3 жыл бұрын

I loved his "I'd rather you hit me than say such ugly things to me. She was lying." My husband and I were discussing men who hit their wives and I asked him, "Is the reason you don't hit me because you don't want to or because you know I would be history if you did." Dead serious, he said to me, 'I don't hit you because you'd beat the hell out of me if I did!" Gotta love that man! He's been dead for over 11 years but I still have to smile when I think of things he said and did. He kept me laughing for almost 31 years of our marriage and he still makes me laugh this long after he passed away.

@mattpoochi6964 3 жыл бұрын

Maryann Anderson I admire your honesty! I’ve been a widowed father for 10 years and have raised our son alone because we had goals set for our son. We had a great marriage and laughed at so many things. I just wished everyone experienced that in their marriage and sounds like you did. 😁

@joemunoz1476 3 жыл бұрын

You dont know nothing about the power rangers 😂🤣

@teresaf991 3 жыл бұрын

Hilarious!!! At least us middle aged folks think so.

@randalbuhler9042 3 жыл бұрын

Amen to that Brother!!!!@ Semper Fidelis,Oorah Carry on!!!

@mando5224 3 жыл бұрын

I went green and got rid of mine. Reduced my bs foot print by 100 percent.

@blorac9869 3 жыл бұрын

Too true, too funny! TYVM!

@tommywright7196 3 жыл бұрын

I told mine when I she turned 50 I was going to trade her in for two 25s she said they would kill me

@karaa7595 3 жыл бұрын

Or send you back to her.

@laurencetitusoates6328 3 жыл бұрын

But what away to go, beats pissing yourself and dribbling looking out a window in a wheelchair at 80

@jeffbigbear1766 3 жыл бұрын

Very funny. Love his fashion style.

@iwishyouwould1781 3 жыл бұрын

That was pretty good. Worth subscribing 👍

@brianscheid64 3 жыл бұрын

I got a tractor for my wife.... best trade I ever made.

@katsfarm2062 3 жыл бұрын

I got a weed eater I feel shorted lll

@zbruh7268 3 жыл бұрын

I got a 5 month old daughter

@Peterbilt359 3 жыл бұрын

I got a tractor for my wife but she just drives it around the yard.

@lindamaemullins5151 3 жыл бұрын

😂😜😉

@lindamaemullins5151 3 жыл бұрын

@@Peterbilt359 😂

@chipschannel9494 3 жыл бұрын

Why’d he shoot a car! Hahahahaha

@danielalamo2075 3 жыл бұрын

My wife is older than me. One of my coworkers was her classmate. He told me if I hurt her he will take care of me. I told him that if I hurt her he would never know because I would mysteriously disappear or I would be hiding behind him from her.

@mionrugheart2340 3 жыл бұрын

😂😂😂😂

@sum12see 3 жыл бұрын

Funny stuff my friend....Funny!

@jonathanperry3989 3 жыл бұрын

Excellent...very funny..🤣😂😁👊

@jamiespear7986 3 жыл бұрын

Had me at “Power Rangers.” 🤣🤣🤣

@imhappyandyou.4003 3 жыл бұрын

I'd say that after your second divorce just be done with marriages. And always get a damn prenup folk's because it protects you in the off chance that it doesn't work... Anyways, I laughed the whole dann time and I thank you for that good sir. 🙏🙏🍻

@marypatton1122 3 жыл бұрын

My favorite one liner: When a woman turns 40 her husband turns her in for for two twenties.

@kennethatchley3355 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣💯 Can't wait to see you live happy new year #solong2020

@Cartier_specialist 3 жыл бұрын

Oh man this man is good.

@SnookOnTheFly 3 жыл бұрын

I want to trade mine for a drama free life

@eugenegilleno9344 3 жыл бұрын

I wouldn’t swap my ‘32 Deuce roadster for another wife ! 😜

@DavidJones-sf9vy 3 жыл бұрын

I am not afraid of the devil I've been married to his sister for 32years

@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын

At my house, it’s the sister who is the devil. I despise her.

@leert2698 3 жыл бұрын

She must have a sister because my brother is married to one that for years , I have referred to as the spawn of satan. You have my sympathy. Still hoping he gets a divorce.

@mangot589 3 жыл бұрын

@@leert2698 I misread the original. Yep, it’s my sister in law who hid her devil teeth. I think mine is the third sister in the litter. She’s beyond evil.

@leert2698 3 жыл бұрын

@@mangot589 I’ve made my own lousy choices so I’m not judging him, I just wish he would get a divorce and let us all have peace. She is certifiably crazy on top of being mean. Hope it works out on your side too. Have a good day.

@MYSOWNSWORLDS 3 жыл бұрын

what is the OUTro music? i like that song.

@simonjohnson1381 3 жыл бұрын

He needs to list that song in the credits

@janeprescott980 3 жыл бұрын

Yes I often wonder if someone else's child has sold me for a Bologna sandwich.

@arth.4196 3 жыл бұрын

When are you planning to come to Los Angeles

@elizabethr.martinez9291 3 жыл бұрын

funny cowboy!

@mickeyj71hp 3 жыл бұрын

I have a great great grandfather who traded his wife for a canoe (he was Native American). I wonder if I could get just a nice Amazon gift card for mine.

@sickb2200 3 жыл бұрын

He's good.

@3jaime699 3 жыл бұрын

Pretty funny

@aussiehillbilly 3 жыл бұрын

You rock. I love Americans.

@billfeld5883 3 жыл бұрын

Same woman for 36yrs, and don't want Covid-19 too take her away from us,

@covid-19ispsychologicalwar10 3 жыл бұрын

Is she sick?

@wewemcrhyne 3 жыл бұрын

Take care. Covid took my husband of 25 years. He was 52yo. Love her like their’s no tomorrow and never allow a small issue turn into an argument. Looking back I see so many of our problems had such easy solutions, if I had only thought about them in a different way. If I had only known we wouldn’t have the chance to grow old together, I wouldn’t have wasted a moment of our time together

@tedcorey3054 3 жыл бұрын

Make you a great deal !

@billmers3219 3 жыл бұрын

This dude is funny!!

@brucebarnes9138 3 жыл бұрын

Funny funny

@TeutonicTrickster 3 жыл бұрын

2 of my ex's said my words hurt them more than actual fists that their ex's before me put on them. They also said words matter more than actions. Wamen logic is straight out mental gymnastics.

@mvblitzyo 3 жыл бұрын

Hahhahaha good day y’all

@JTFinley1 3 жыл бұрын

What’s the name of band and song at the end of this clip?

@WilliamLeeMartinComedy 3 жыл бұрын

400 horses Will Southern

@JTFinley1 3 жыл бұрын

@@WilliamLeeMartinComedy THANKS..reply is much appreciated! Funny material, never cave to the PC culture. Take care.

@cl759 3 жыл бұрын

2:42

@sssigsauer2266 3 жыл бұрын

What’s the name of the song at the end

@WilliamLeeMartinComedy 3 жыл бұрын

400 Horses Will Southern

@sssigsauer2266 3 жыл бұрын

@@WilliamLeeMartinComedy Thank You sir, I appreciate you responding.

@thespaceinbetween95 3 жыл бұрын

🤣🤣🤣

@eligebrown8998 Жыл бұрын

Turned out she was lying 🤣🤣

@leoverran311 3 жыл бұрын

Slow it down a little, good stuff

@cl759 3 жыл бұрын

1:54

@michaelhedgemond603 3 жыл бұрын

Lol.

@RichardJohnson-cg2ix 3 жыл бұрын

Funny shit

@violatorrez3046 3 жыл бұрын

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣👏🙌

@candief9405 3 жыл бұрын

lmao

@keyman1969b 3 жыл бұрын

Who's left dot com.....Ahahahahahahahahahahaahahahah

@joesmuckatelly8282 3 жыл бұрын

Pay them to leave

@laurieashley2358 3 жыл бұрын

I love ❤️ this guy. So who’sleft.com

@jcortes3930 3 жыл бұрын

That was my joke -_-

@laurencetitusoates6328 3 жыл бұрын

She gonna kill him.....what a way to go 😁😁😁

@TheMikeHoltShow 3 жыл бұрын

Did you hear about the 23 year old blonde who divorced her billioinaire octogenarian husband? Her friends were mystified. "Why are you divorcing him? He's going to die soon and you'd get all his money!" She said, "I couldn't stand the thought of old age creeping up on me every night."

@fhuber7507 3 жыл бұрын

I'd gladly trade in a 60 for a pair of 30s

@redneckswitwheels 3 жыл бұрын

Now come on.... one experienced woman is worth more then 5 younger ones....in my opinion that is

@frankiebutler2894 3 жыл бұрын

He’d probably be like that old dog who chased the car and then didn’t know what to DO with it‼️

@jgilreath183 3 жыл бұрын

Frankie Butler 🤣🤣🤣

@penttij5817 3 жыл бұрын

If it fly’s, floats, or fucks, it’s cheaper to rent!🇺🇸

@courtneywielander3296 3 жыл бұрын

Where is he finding these "buddies"?🧐🤔

@KittyCurioso 3 жыл бұрын

News flash, younger women think older men are nasty. We like your money but not you. Keep your wife. She actually loves you and accepts you. We smile in your face and roll out eyes at your limp pecker when you turn your back. Keep your loyal wives What I’m saying Doesn’t sound nice, but I’m being harsh to be nice and save you time, money, and heartbreak. Love you wives, because they’re loyal

@cathybutcher4826 3 жыл бұрын

The old men are too delusional to take your advice. They'll only figure it out after the young ones leave them broke or in a nursing home and dump them for a young man their own age. They'll still keep thinking with their limp, flaccid weenies though!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@wholelover 3 жыл бұрын

It’s not really comedy these days. It’s called truth

@fhuber7507 3 жыл бұрын

The best comedy is based on truth.

@raylenenielsen5943 3 жыл бұрын

We laugh about it it , but the truth really is sad 😔.

@dsmr3297 3 жыл бұрын

I tried to get my 7 year younger husband to go off with a younger woman. He's still around and doesn't even go out... I wanted to trade him in for a classic model. Guess I'll be stuck with a sports car I have to keep polished and garaged. Maybe a younger woman will come sniffing around eventually.

@Ladida386 3 жыл бұрын

You poor soul. 😂

@MerryJ 3 жыл бұрын

A good laugh is what we all need about now. Thanks TRUMP🇺🇸2020

@harrishawker1 3 жыл бұрын

Yrs sir 👍

@GRADE8BOLT 3 жыл бұрын

Lease or rent

@robertron1539 3 жыл бұрын

: NO COMMENT.

@Highvibes777 3 жыл бұрын

Never joke about hitting a woman

@gritsonamission 3 жыл бұрын

If you knew his Michelle, you'd know he never would have lived long enough to tell the story. (I don't know her, but I'm from the south and can make some deductions from what he didn't say.)

@tylerparker3024 3 жыл бұрын

50 isnt middle age, people dont really live to 100. Spoiler alert

@debbiesloane1016 2 жыл бұрын

So glad I've never married and have no children equals no headache..

@metalhead7023 3 жыл бұрын

Who is the one person with no sense of humor that gave a 👎?

@dam4274 3 жыл бұрын

James Metalhead It was the 23 year old.

@nealpurdy1202 3 жыл бұрын

Those guys that want to marry 23 year olds.... Lol

@giovannaroma9527 3 жыл бұрын

That person was thinking; Dis i like

@theSword- 3 жыл бұрын

There is not 1 good reason for a man to get married.

@billmers3219 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah man!! Lost my wife four years ago to cancer. I will never get married again... ever!!!!!!

@pland3845 3 жыл бұрын

There's not one good reason for a woman to get married either!

@theSword- 3 жыл бұрын

@@pland3845 .....they don't think that. I wish that ALL women thought the way you do, but since what you say, isn't true, most women are getting married so they can leach resources from the man, have kids as a means of extorting money from him, and setting themselves up for a big pay-out at a divorce. They see marriage and kids as a retirement plan from the man's labor. Child suport, alimony, anti-man family courts, etc.... Why do you think women are always the ones trying to trap men into marriage and pregnancies? But if all women actually belived that there's no good reason to get married, we'd all be better off.

@tinaroberts5858 3 жыл бұрын

@@pland3845 Amen!

@theSword- 3 жыл бұрын

@@billmers3219 ...I have never even met a divorced man that was interested in getting married again. But I have also never met a woman that was divorced, who wasn't willing to remarry. I wonder why....