That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric

Alaska Young

@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol

Can i read the rest of this tho

Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green

Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂

A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.

Lmao 🤣

​@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣

Nice comment

“She never bathed or did skincare, in fact she didn’t even know what it was. She smelled like expired fudge and sunshine, her hair like a wet rat but it didn’t look bad it looked beautiful, sweeping over her shoulders”

Real life “she didn’t care about her appearance, which is why she looked very tired, unbrushed hair tangled and covering random portions of her face and wearing an outfit that was messily put on and the first thing she saw. She hasn’t showered ever and never brushed her teeth, so she has none, she smells like a dumpster on fire and she looks as if she is waiting for her next meal, because she was on all fours hiding behind random objects as if prowling.”

Kind of like a rich person that "doesn't care about money"

😂😂😂😂😂

wrote it down! lmao

Got it alllllll copied

I am not writing it down

*clicks pen closed* done 😊

👏🏽

By "everyone", he means him.

this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately

You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.

​@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡

And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅

nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign

That's actually the woman written YA version

@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr

Fr 💀

😂

Exactly what I thought lol

😂😂

I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.

some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered

“And that cream was human made”

@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?

@@latiasswings indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’

😂

Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel? But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.

THATS ON POINT

I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol

A "Fallen" Angel? loool

(She was mine...)

Fallen angels… so a demon?

i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol

I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn

@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.

@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐

Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her

Almost all main characters have dead/absent/no parents or a parent/parental figure will die during the story. This trope is never going away.

Ahaha yep. Gotta love the food/drink references when describing skin tone. Would love to read more books with coffee toned love interests ☕️🫶🏾

Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.

This should be pinned.

lol

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED

You forgot to add "tion"

"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."

@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭

Even her zits were perfect

Kaitlyn W 🤣

@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits

Omg I thought I was the only one noticing this lmfao

@@Rue_Acinosame

that chops made me giggle

She's giving a massage to the keyboard

@@morcraft6433 haha lol

She was Bella Swan.

LMAO

oh wait that's just me irl

Bella vibes

maybe she's autistic 🤔

“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”

​@@skydecay69 LMFAO REAL

Then they shared a bed with the mafia enemy Joongkuk

Not accurate at all, they r literally always so fucking tall its so annoying. They r always 1’65-1’75 lol

Yes!

​@@lucianhartt3123May I see it?

I feel like i heard the name aurora Borealis in a solar eclipss related book

@@justinharvey7398 No

@@DELottProductions Seymor! The house is on fire!11

ikr

A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p

Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?

@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)

Basically any author writing any character.

Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂

@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one

Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names

Oh right lol

add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD

LOL😭😭😭

@diamond dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.

@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video

Hermione in a nutshell

@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that

@@unicornfabuloso i didnt know that movie just watched the trailer, it seems kinda accurate just roles reversed i guess.

Teenage dramatic love poem start pack

everyone else would've been blind

Writer: "no one notice her except me"😘 Me: oh god, it a psychopath. Someone remind me to stay away from someone like that. 👍

Nice reference to magnetic moment

I love this

Underrated

She was like a man, but without every man-like part, but instead woman-like.

Writer discovered tomboys

@@sadfox8248 yeah but at the end of the book he “fixes” the tomboy and by the end she’s back to her “natural feminine self 🥺”

​@@Doodle_Head the bad ending ;_;

That's hilarious.

I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.

@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘

This made me laugh so hard

@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad

lmfaooo 🤣

Lol🤣

😂😂😂😂😂

I don't like being called out like that. 😅

That’s a very good one

Literally giving Piper vibes from Percy Jackson 😂😂😂

​@@SprinklePicklewas gonna say Sakura from Naruto but then I looked it up and found it also happened in Mulan, Tangled, Avatar: TLA, Kim Possible, Justice League, My Little Pony, Star Wars, Teen Titans, Scooby Doo 2 and The Owl House. And these are just the ones I'm familiar with, it's crazy how often it happens.

@@SprinklePickle HEY IN TRIALS OF APOLLO PIPER MCLEAN GOT SOME GREAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHEN TRYING TO KILL CALIGULA SO I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT💀(no offense she rlly didn’t have much in pjto)

​@@ashamansedai true though cutting her hair was probably the most character development sakura got while mulan I guess was a pretty solid character

@@_viola001 agreeed

They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.

It's okay......'we' know her now..... (😂😂😂)

@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"

Lol

@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀

bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes! ... Hold on-

@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔

And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little

This reminds me of You for some reason.

@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂

Lol

Oh damn I lowkey want to read that honestly

😅😂

"Hey.. You"

STAHP IM USING THAT-

😂

Lol

Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.

These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."

“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.” “She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”. 😂😂😂

All fictional characters are imaginary.

LOL good point

✨delusion✨

My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨

​@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨

this trope is mostly in fanfics honestly

Stop you made me choke on my milk im gonna sue

she was the reason a luncheon was so unforgettable

Aurora Borealis? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?

Excellent comment & sorry to be pedantic, but the lights of the auroras are caused by solar activity reacting with gases high in the atmosphere. Nothing to do with weather.

@@alexvaraderey this is oddly formal for a yt comment

Why is there always a perfect Bo Burnham quote

No remember she was real but she died

@@alexengland-shinemercy because bo burnham has been spitting some real genius at us since before he was 18

Of course she only existes on some dude's mind. She died last week.

No no the guy he described only existed in some girls head, but the girl he described died last week

Understandable

Yes~!

@@Colorlightt ...may I read it?

​@@ZebraOnYourNoseNo

Author! The plot is on fire!

@@route283east No reader, it's just the northern lights!

torn between two identical looking white guys

@@mhorrighan whose names were Brad and Vlad

@@wasabi5932 Brad and Chad

Even though the guys looked the same … their personalities couldn’t be more different. One was borderline abusive and the other was … also borderline abusive

"(Which meant she never aged and remained both physically & mentally at the ripe age of 17...").

Bro this actually made me laugh out loud

Breathes

“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”

@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾‍♀️

@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍

O R B S

"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."

@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story

@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written

the fanfic writers are screaming rn

"You don't know you're beautiful, but that's what makes you beautiful"

Some random guy from college literally said the same thing and also send me the song , I still haven’t met him irl thank god

My mom says that about me, she says I don’t tell you it much because it’s better if you’re insecure like wtf

@@jeannettesmith8792the what oml

@@jeannettesmith8792omg my mom lowkey did the same lol. I’m kinda glad she didn’t say it much cause it made me not focus so much on my physical appearance, but sometimes I wish she complimented me more cause I had low self esteem when I was younger. I have a little more confidence now tho

Lol😂

Literally every Disney movie

​@@morgann1611More like every ff xD

but then when she became the new queen she "forgave everyone who did her wrong"

@@MyzMalheur oh yeah lol

“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!” “Compare them to coffee with extra steps!” “Perfect!”

No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂

I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂

SAME! 🤣

As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol

Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭

Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!

@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different

@@JosephParker7 💀💀

that's how unique girls type duh

I see what u did there 😂

God I can't XDDDD

Took me out 😂😭😭

It likely stems from them being used to reading women written by men though or taught by men to write women. Which of course can be argued perhaps for many of the men too. That they learned to write this way too.

​@@Fruityflootloops Yes, it's always mens fault. No accountability for women. I'm completely sure EVERYONE writes like this. Why make it gendered and sexist? Stop it.

LMAO

She had alexandrias genesis

and natural purple eyes

​@@liv1ngdeadgirlok thats just anime logic

😂😂😂

a man once told me this... after he got another woman pregnant and kicked me off

​@@kassila9340Yeah, Chads tend to do that.

No, bastard tend to do that.

@@bayeinebouhaya2067nah. He’s a sigma

"Because she was the horse from Spirit"

Well that's a plot twist

True

Ohhh that's a good plot for a story

​@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢

I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her

“How female characters weee written before the 90s” There, I fixed it better.

Nah this happens. Still happens actually. Happens the other way around too to us fellas though it’s honestly worse if they’re writing about someone who isn’t white. Check out the romance section in a Barnes and nobles shit is WILD I tell ya!

@@AverageTrainEnthusiast yeah, I was just saying that it doesn’t happen as much.

HAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭 THIS KILLED ME

I'm sending this to the group chat lmao

My son and my partner have autism. They really are in their own worlds. I feel privileged that they are open to let me be part of it ❤

I want this book !

@@ebonyalexis32 a book is in the making actually!

This😭

Because aurora borealis îs an illusion, it was all just in His brain😂😂😂

@@xXSweetieBubblesXx adding this in my “to write” list

My name for short is also abs 🥹. I’m happy that somebody also have abs as a short name

@@xXSweetieBubblesXx good to know but I’m definitely going to write it so stay tuned!

She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.

She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.

Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.

- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)

She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.

JAKFKWD

There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂

@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐

KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD

@@3starsburningbright yess 😂

:(

She was like one of the boys

Although, lmao, Have you ever seen organized "backyard" wrestling? Viewing it would never be my hobby, but It really should be seen at least once in life. It's insane.

@@rutuqueen2672 "she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl's body that no one but me noticed except when I need them to notice so I feel how lucky"

@@melissasaint3283 “she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl’s body so that no one calls me gay for liking those traits”

Best one

God I hate that line. There is nothing more "like other girls" than insiting that they are different. This especially applies to teens. It's like the most teen girl thing ever.

@@frankwest5388’Tis a good thing I never use that line. When people assume that I’m the same as every other teen, they’re dead wrong. This is not power of their creation!

"She was not like the other girls. She was a hallucination from all the drugs."

@@mndlessdrwer She was not like all the other hallucinations.

here ya go mate 🤏

Maybe white coffee

🤣

" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹

That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though

This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs

Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??

@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.

@@CogSpartan 😆😂

🤮

The makeup fairies 😂😂😂

The specificity😩

@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣

I would like to know more about her boo- about her.

Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.

I was waiting for someone to say that

I cracked when she gave up fake typing

The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING

Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀

I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny

It's the only I came to the comments!!

literally like “she was my smooth, creamy, milk chocolate, lightskin princess” 😟

@@arianadejesus7 its damn near impossible to find a white male author describe a dark skin woman creatively, if at all

I mean, how would u guys describe a black woman then?

@@renegadeprism42 by not using food for her skin color. White women are described by their features. Why aren't black women described that way too? The first thing that's mentioned is skin color and it's always chocolate

@@lordtengens4thwife i think i framed my previous comment incorrectly, i wasn't saying that describing them as 'chocolate' is not awkward or a bit weird but rather what othe ready can be used to describe them, also, even white girls in many books are described by objects like moon(in cn) and sun, so i think it's just an overused line that hasn't been found an alternative of

THIS

Hysterical😂😂🤣

I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.

@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.

​​@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds

As a man I just need them to be soft. 😊

@@Sydd787tf

i love a woman that can carry me@@Sydd787

If it was his…that would be perfec-ACHILLES.

@@sukhbaatarbyambasan5920 LMAO TRUE 💀 😭

Keyboard Massage.

she really said 🧙

Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison

It's the best part lmao

Cthulhu typeset.