"She smoked French cigarettes and sometimes she disappeared for days, but I knew she would always come back and I loved her for it, for her wild, mysterious nature"
@luvlysar2 жыл бұрын
That sounds like a Livin the Vida Loca lyric
@jordanrayne47792 жыл бұрын
Alaska Young
@luvlysar2 жыл бұрын
@@jordanrayne4779 oh ok. I definitely just dated myself with my comment, lol
@weetzybat2 жыл бұрын
Can i read the rest of this tho
@immortaltillprovenmortal32402 жыл бұрын
Bruh, this is basically the plot for Paper towns- by John Green
@obscuriguity4365 Жыл бұрын
i was getting worried that she might have an inappropriate amount of freckles, but when she clarified that she didnt i was relieved
@blooms454 Жыл бұрын
Bro these comments have me in stitches this made me laugh so hard 😂
@goazer2 Жыл бұрын
A line like appropriate amount of freckles is the most woman writer line I've ever heard. I thought she was making a joke about writing a self insert character until I read the title.
@romantic_hippie Жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣
@romantic_hippie Жыл бұрын
@@blooms454 I actually chuckled too 🤣
@senthousand1000 Жыл бұрын
Nice comment
@user-hj6zi8sn5e4 ай бұрын
'She didn't care about appearances but was the most beautiful woman you'd ever see'
@_StrayKidsForever_Ай бұрын
“She never bathed or did skincare, in fact she didn’t even know what it was. She smelled like expired fudge and sunshine, her hair like a wet rat but it didn’t look bad it looked beautiful, sweeping over her shoulders”
@holdensaia59623 күн бұрын
Real life “she didn’t care about her appearance, which is why she looked very tired, unbrushed hair tangled and covering random portions of her face and wearing an outfit that was messily put on and the first thing she saw. She hasn’t showered ever and never brushed her teeth, so she has none, she smells like a dumpster on fire and she looks as if she is waiting for her next meal, because she was on all fours hiding behind random objects as if prowling.”
@nikoincroatiaКүн бұрын
Kind of like a rich person that "doesn't care about money"
@diaismid5 ай бұрын
wattpad writers: write that down, WRITE THAT DOWN!
@amanda456152 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Editz_by_LetrixxАй бұрын
wrote it down! lmao
@sfk1doesstuff207Ай бұрын
Got it alllllll copied
@MonsStahBiscuitsАй бұрын
I am not writing it down
@isabelwright497726 күн бұрын
*clicks pen closed* done 😊
@davidmohan1095 Жыл бұрын
I love that everyone called her "Abs" but "no one noticed her". 10 out of 10
@starfruitiger Жыл бұрын
👏🏽
@jlms69 Жыл бұрын
By "everyone", he means him.
@G3E007 Жыл бұрын
this is an example of the importance of reading after finishing writting... i dont think that was made deliberately
@camradrip3730 Жыл бұрын
You know, there's such a thing as a metaphor.
@mamorumobushi2217 Жыл бұрын
@@camradrip3730and that's not an example🤡
@samanthafriginal3705 Жыл бұрын
"No one noticed her except for me" but then every male character they encounter becomes enamored with her
@ldm290b8 Жыл бұрын
And thus suddenly a threat that I have to defend, because she needed "protection" from all the trash that all other men are EXCEPT for me. 😅
@lele_noobzilla Жыл бұрын
nobody notices her until her love interest does, then every man on earth loves her at first sign
@0mn1P4wn4g3 Жыл бұрын
That's actually the woman written YA version
@bleedinghearts4768 Жыл бұрын
@@ldm290b8 giving YOU vibes frfr
@unnatirathi23 Жыл бұрын
Fr 💀
@liviiblahblah43594 ай бұрын
"How men, 12 year old girls, and Colleen Hoover write women"
@lilyachernik9423 ай бұрын
😂
@aaronbolser95793 ай бұрын
Exactly what I thought lol
@agustdrip19603 ай бұрын
😂😂
@obvi.angell3 ай бұрын
I’m 12 and this is exactly how I write my female characters as.😭 I’m sure it’s just a phase though, it’ll go soon.
@oliverzwatermelongum3 ай бұрын
some girl in my class is reading colleen hoover , i just remembered
@EvelynnEndgame5 ай бұрын
The coffee part is so true, here's a quote from a book I'm reading right now. "Nola was a lot taller than Birdie, had skin the colour of coffee with lots of cream stirred in" . . .
@_StrayKidsForever_5 ай бұрын
“And that cream was human made”
@latiasswings4 ай бұрын
@@_StrayKidsForever_HEOP?
@_StrayKidsForever_4 ай бұрын
@@latiasswings indeed. ‘It was made from the softest, creamiest milk I had ever seen, in fact it was from my most recent interest…although I had never felt this way about anyone before..’
@SugarandSarcasm3 ай бұрын
😂
@Rose-ghostsnflowers3 ай бұрын
Tbf coffee with a lot of cream still takes on a darker color when stirred, like caramel? But then JUST USE CARAMEL AS AN EXAMPLE.
@Shinobuchaaaa Жыл бұрын
"She was short and petite and weak. She was skinny but not too skinny ,she was curvy in the right amount and places... Her bright amber eyes and her honey like skin shined in the sun , making her look like a fallen angel....Her soft and bright smile with her rosey lips lit up the whole place . She looked like a enchanting princess. She looked no different from the models in the magazine , but she didn't care about things like that .. she was different .....she was .....unique .
@benzosiara Жыл бұрын
THATS ON POINT
@nomecognome8737 Жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure I've read this exact description before Lol
@Joseph_rma Жыл бұрын
A "Fallen" Angel? loool
@439801RS Жыл бұрын
(She was mine...)
@theyoungg1590 Жыл бұрын
Fallen angels… so a demon?
@extendedpotato Жыл бұрын
"Not a single person noticed her" so that's how she stole all those hotel bibles without getting caught
@maddienickerson7183 Жыл бұрын
i thought it was because she looked like a ghost from how white she was lol
@specialfriend2061 Жыл бұрын
I would like you comment but it's at 666 likes rn
@kidvillain7094 Жыл бұрын
@@specialfriend2061 Just use your holy powers to relinquish this like button demon.
@kidvillain7094 Жыл бұрын
@@specialfriend2061 ✝️🛐
@cyanimation1605 Жыл бұрын
Makes you wonder how everyone called her "Abs" if no one noticed her
@illiatiia4 ай бұрын
Women are writing like this now, too. Female leads have three traits - Dead parents, fiery stubbornness, and love for the brooding male lead. Not a bit else.
@knackyknack3 күн бұрын
Almost all main characters have dead/absent/no parents or a parent/parental figure will die during the story. This trope is never going away.
@sweetbabyboo52 ай бұрын
“She was like a cup of coffee” Me:👀👀👀👀👀👀 “With a lot of milk in it, she was White” Me: There it is 😂😂😂 Spot on
@mirahs_worldАй бұрын
Ahaha yep. Gotta love the food/drink references when describing skin tone. Would love to read more books with coffee toned love interests ☕️🫶🏾
@JustCallMeEmily Жыл бұрын
"Her name was Aurora Borealis, but everyone called her A Bore"
@Maya_hee Жыл бұрын
Perfectly describes those protagonists to be fair.
@carag2567 Жыл бұрын
This should be pinned.
@skips_51 Жыл бұрын
lol
@terra9074 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I DIED
@kananmatsuuralover Жыл бұрын
You forgot to add "tion"
@littlemrsmods79982 жыл бұрын
‘She didn’t need to wear make up like other girls because she was so unrealistically beautiful with absolutely flawless skin already’
@wetworms.2 жыл бұрын
"she never shaved her arms or legs, they were naturally hairless. She had never pooped before, not even once."
@ynsmessybun95482 жыл бұрын
@@wetworms. plss not the pooping😭
@ABAO20092 жыл бұрын
Even her zits were perfect
@eniryuuoke74462 жыл бұрын
Kaitlyn W 🤣
@selvakumarn46832 жыл бұрын
@@ABAO2009 ah yes, the non-existent zits
@jameshughes63552 ай бұрын
Is it weird that I'm enjoying all the different ways that Stanzi is miming typing the words
@Rue_Acino2 ай бұрын
Omg I thought I was the only one noticing this lmfao
@nalastwin2 ай бұрын
@@Rue_Acinosame
@gayastheday17 күн бұрын
that chops made me giggle
@morcraft643316 күн бұрын
She's giving a massage to the keyboard
@Rue_Acino16 күн бұрын
@@morcraft6433 haha lol
@jeremiahgabriel57093 ай бұрын
My favorite "men writing female characters" will always be the first time I bumped into that category of meme, and it was the "She breasted boobily" paragraph. I cackled for probably 20 minutes straight, with a friend I had at the time. If you've not read it I strongly encourage you to do so.
@SparklesNJazz Жыл бұрын
“She had no personality beyond shrugging and biting her lip, in fact she didn’t even say more than one word sentences, but she was unique. She was mysterious.”
@deondsouza2963 Жыл бұрын
She was Bella Swan.
@idontevenknowanymore3400 Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@ifellonaknife Жыл бұрын
oh wait that's just me irl
@nr5755 Жыл бұрын
Bella vibes
@Floof1122 Жыл бұрын
maybe she's autistic 🤔
@Forever_alone-but-not-lonely4 ай бұрын
"she was 22 and 4'5, she was short and fragile"
@skydecay693 ай бұрын
“fragile in terms of thinness , yet no alot , i dont care , she also had a rare disease which stops the growth of her hair of hands and legs **only** ”
@DreamycupidАй бұрын
@@skydecay69 LMFAO REAL
@M1zyu_is_better9 күн бұрын
Then they shared a bed with the mafia enemy Joongkuk
@msv48652 күн бұрын
Not accurate at all, they r literally always so fucking tall its so annoying. They r always 1’65-1’75 lol
@DELottProductions2 ай бұрын
Aurora borealis, at this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen.
@lucianhartt3123Ай бұрын
Yes!
@justinharvey7398Ай бұрын
@@lucianhartt3123May I see it?
@Itz_Rae14225 күн бұрын
I feel like i heard the name aurora Borealis in a solar eclipss related book
@DELottProductions24 күн бұрын
@@justinharvey7398 No
@BBTMS14 күн бұрын
@@DELottProductions Seymor! The house is on fire!11
@lunathemoon642 жыл бұрын
“She was different.” Basically any author writing a female character.
@Undefinedde2 жыл бұрын
ikr
@Vexarax2 жыл бұрын
A recent one I listened to on audiobook was Girl on the Train and it was pretty good because the main character was an alcoholic who had put on a lot of weight who sort of spied on people out the train windows. She was idolizing some other chick who was super pretty, but the chick turned out to be a real mess herself. No one was 'special' at the end of the day and it was actually a pretty good story. I like it when people can just be people, even if they're hiding secrets or whatever. I definitely notice the difference between that and say, Harlan Coben females. Every female he writes is 'so special and unique and only the main male character could appreciate how special and unique she is' and yeah she stuffs her face with food and never gains an ounce of fat on her perfect slim supermodel body which is so sweet and endearing, and doesn't wear makeup which only accentuates her natural stunning beauty, haha. and he was the only man who could truly love her of course :p
@hinamiravenroot71622 жыл бұрын
Who would read a book about a normal girl doing uninteresting daily activities?
@Vexarax2 жыл бұрын
@@hinamiravenroot7162 it's a fine line. Because ordinary people, with flaws and problems etc, can still end up in crazy situations or on the run from the law or learning magic or whatever depending on the genre. It's when you make the character perfect in every way to the extent it's unrealistic, and even their flaws are just cute little quirks, then make the crazy stuff happen to them - it's just too much and makes a book pretty boring for many people, mostly because it's so unrealistic? It's not about the activities they're doing, but about how the person is being characterized if that makes sense :)
@ZachariahMBaird2 жыл бұрын
Basically any author writing any character.
@derekwestbrook93832 жыл бұрын
“Everyone called her abs” “she wasn’t noticeable to anyone” it really do be conflicting
@flameepidemic48392 жыл бұрын
Probably meant like the one friend she has and her parents and i can bet her parents are abusive which is why shes so different 😂
@comradeleppi20002 жыл бұрын
@@flameepidemic4839 😂 this one
@Mystery98702 жыл бұрын
Honestly tho I think I'd notice someone if people called them "ABS" of all names
@DanDCool2 жыл бұрын
Oh right lol
@ShayerSUtsho2 жыл бұрын
add "because she was different" to the list of contradictions xD
@karmaflavor34435 ай бұрын
That computer got one good massage.
@ouchtor5 ай бұрын
As a dude, I approve of this video. I laughed my ass off 😭😭😭
@obvi.angell3 ай бұрын
LOL😭😭😭
@luckyDancer1002 жыл бұрын
Usually the book description is “she was extremely plain,” but then Meghan Fox plays her in the movie version lmao.
@Sniper-gz5cl2 жыл бұрын
@diamond dogs dont forget that she wears her hair in a ponytail, so she can change it and remove the glasses to become hot and popular at around 40% of the movie because one of the popular kids, usually a boy, has to get together with her because of a dare or something similar just so she can have a "popular" new peer group who she thinks she belongs to now, but they are actually kind of mean, just to realize at 80% of the movie that her old friends she started to treat like shit are the real friends after she found out that the popular guy just cared for her becuase of a dare and she can get a 3. look that is a mix up of the ponytail glasses look and the sexy look and now at 95% of the movie she gets together with the guy who used her again because he caught feelings for her and she changed him for the better because thats how it works apparently and now everyone is happy ever after exept the "popular" peer group since she got revenge on them somehow.
@advait032 жыл бұрын
@@Sniper-gz5cl buddy this the plot of some Dhar Mann video
@advait032 жыл бұрын
Hermione in a nutshell
@unicornfabuloso2 жыл бұрын
@@Sniper-gz5cl POV: you just finished watching she’s all that
@Sniper-gz5cl2 жыл бұрын
@@unicornfabuloso i didnt know that movie just watched the trailer, it seems kinda accurate just roles reversed i guess.
@womaninthewave9 ай бұрын
“She lit up every room the moment she walked in. She was a magnetic force that drew others to her. But nobody noticed her except ME.”
@grimtygranule51256 ай бұрын
Teenage dramatic love poem start pack
@sayhellohohoho6 ай бұрын
everyone else would've been blind
@Nick-vu1ib5 ай бұрын
Writer: "no one notice her except me"😘 Me: oh god, it a psychopath. Someone remind me to stay away from someone like that. 👍
@MoisturisedBunny5 ай бұрын
Nice reference to magnetic moment
@pinknintendo5 ай бұрын
I love this
@gwensdiary_xoxo3 ай бұрын
NAH SHE WAS GIVING THE KEYBOARD A FULL ON MASSAGE THERAPY APPOINTMENT I CANT and as a writer ish and reader i can confirm this is mostly true 😭
@TheSadMusician3 ай бұрын
Nobody notices her, yet everyone calls her abs
@LiamChaidez Жыл бұрын
“She was like a lesbian. A lesbian who likes men.”
@Doodle_Head Жыл бұрын
Underrated
@KozelPraiseGOELRO Жыл бұрын
She was like a man, but without every man-like part, but instead woman-like.
@sadfox8248 Жыл бұрын
Writer discovered tomboys
@Doodle_Head Жыл бұрын
@@sadfox8248 yeah but at the end of the book he “fixes” the tomboy and by the end she’s back to her “natural feminine self 🥺”
@sadfox8248 Жыл бұрын
@@Doodle_Head the bad ending ;_;
@Dailyfiver Жыл бұрын
“Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled, but because they were so far apart.”
@BrianLocke11 ай бұрын
That's hilarious.
@TheHiddenRealities11 ай бұрын
I just survived a tornado, TODAY, and this is so funny I just about shit laughing. Thanks man.
@Dailyfiver11 ай бұрын
@@TheHiddenRealities I’m glad you’re okay dude! We had tornado sirens last week out here in Michigan too! Comedy always helps 🤘
@DaSunfish11 ай бұрын
This made me laugh so hard
@Dailyfiver11 ай бұрын
@@DaSunfish I’m so very glad
@farsha-cp6et5 ай бұрын
This also sounds like that quirky heroine in every teenager's YA novel
@minoibwoi14Ай бұрын
I’m ngl, this is how a lot of women write a male love interest as well. Romance writers are just weird like that lol
@NewGuyNouveau10 ай бұрын
" Her smile was like the sun. Not because it lit his day; because it was yellow. "
@AnnaAlderink10 ай бұрын
lmfaooo 🤣
@moonlight.flowernight10 ай бұрын
Lol🤣
@convulsiive10 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@Paint_the_sky_yours10 ай бұрын
I don't like being called out like that. 😅
@singingcat0210 ай бұрын
That’s a very good one
@pitakosthepwner Жыл бұрын
Writer: "She cut her own hair" Also Writer: "And that was her only character development you will ever get"
@SprinklePickle Жыл бұрын
Literally giving Piper vibes from Percy Jackson 😂😂😂
@ashamansedai Жыл бұрын
@@SprinklePicklewas gonna say Sakura from Naruto but then I looked it up and found it also happened in Mulan, Tangled, Avatar: TLA, Kim Possible, Justice League, My Little Pony, Star Wars, Teen Titans, Scooby Doo 2 and The Owl House. And these are just the ones I'm familiar with, it's crazy how often it happens.
@ImN0tR3aI Жыл бұрын
@@SprinklePickle HEY IN TRIALS OF APOLLO PIPER MCLEAN GOT SOME GREAT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT WHEN TRYING TO KILL CALIGULA SO I DON’T WANNA HEAR IT💀(no offense she rlly didn’t have much in pjto)
@_viola001 Жыл бұрын
@@ashamansedai true though cutting her hair was probably the most character development sakura got while mulan I guess was a pretty solid character
@ashamansedai Жыл бұрын
@@_viola001 agreeed
@Iexist-hv3og2 ай бұрын
Well now we need a story character who only goes by “Abs” lol
@_.SpaghettiMuffins._2 жыл бұрын
“Everyone calls her Abs” (10 minutes later) “no one noticed her” Does everyone know her or not?
@xxqueenofdarkness2 жыл бұрын
They don't talk to her because she is .. Different. She doesn't fit in. Other girls talk behind her back. But everyone knows her and admires her secretly.
@PawsBoff2 жыл бұрын
It's okay......'we' know her now..... (😂😂😂)
@ibtsamjadoh99882 жыл бұрын
@@xxqueenofdarkness "there's something just so special about her and only I know it. I know because I've spent the whole night under her bed......just watching...how beautiful she is"
@jamesacolatse74472 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Sora-cv6ds2 жыл бұрын
@@ibtsamjadoh9988 💀💀💀
@WootDaWoot7 күн бұрын
Massaging the keyboard made me laugh out loud obnoxiously and I’m not sure why lmao
@dudewhatthewhat898311 күн бұрын
She didn’t care about her appearance, but was still incredibly hot, cause it’s shallow for girls to care about looking good, but not shallow for men to only pay attention to girls that look good.
@hoseokismyhope33512 жыл бұрын
"not a single person noticed her, except for me" accurate but i bet you there'll still be at least 5 scenes of everyone in the room turning their heads and whispering about her natural beauty, some random guy hitting on her, some variant of SA that is offensively downplayed, multiple comments on her body by random male characters who just have to let the protag know how hot his companion is
@cassettetape76432 жыл бұрын
bUt hE's ThE onE tHat sEes HeR inSiDes! ... Hold on-
@random_meta2 жыл бұрын
@@cassettetape7643 imagining a series about a guy with x-ray vision, literally falling for the girl with the healthiest insides 🤔
@caradanellemcclintock81782 жыл бұрын
And she will be so innocent and naive that she won't notice they are hitting on her and she just doesn't realize how attractive she really is and as he would be a knockout if she tried as little
@solaceseries2 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of You for some reason.
@VladGrim2 жыл бұрын
@@random_meta Husband material, literally 😂
@OwOpepsi Жыл бұрын
"No one else noticed her. Except for me. I noticed her. Because I was stalking her."
@StarAnimationsBr Жыл бұрын
Lol
@Some_username-zo3rs Жыл бұрын
Oh damn I lowkey want to read that honestly
@thebinlgbtisbabadook7832 Жыл бұрын
😅😂
@kikithepupper6774 Жыл бұрын
"Hey.. You"
@TheLonelyGhostArt Жыл бұрын
STAHP IM USING THAT-
@JackCry.4205 ай бұрын
As a male writer I usually just write them like actual human beings
@willlliorca7024Күн бұрын
This is actually how women write a woman for their male character. lmao
@favegossipgirl Жыл бұрын
"everyone just called her abs" "not a single person noticed her"
@makbones3481 Жыл бұрын
😂
@elijahsmall5873 Жыл бұрын
Lol
@JuneKG231 Жыл бұрын
Woooow. U blowin my mind. Haha. I didnt put it together but its so true.
@thereccher8746 Жыл бұрын
These writers think "muscular women aren't part of the cultural beauty paradigm, and my attraction to them counts as a fetish, so it's not technically sexualizing them."
@ny_cruz Жыл бұрын
“She had an appropriate amount of freckles.” “She ate lots of food but never gained any weight”. 😂😂😂
@Faysight00 Жыл бұрын
"Not a single person noticed her" My guy that's called ✨imaginary✨
@xdan- Жыл бұрын
All fictional characters are imaginary.
@RacingSnails64 Жыл бұрын
LOL good point
@crystal_isha Жыл бұрын
✨delusion✨
@ShadesMF Жыл бұрын
My brother you have ✨schizophrenia✨
@urieldaboamorte Жыл бұрын
@@crystal_isha convince yourself ✨
@Metalwabbit12 күн бұрын
I love the added touch of saying she doesn't care how she looks being followed by the description of a specific, thought out intentional style of dress. That, the coffee line and the chopping motion writing killed me
@X05JaEchtMan3 ай бұрын
Do I not read enough bad books or why have I never read something like this?
@Moldy_HFJONE3 ай бұрын
this trope is mostly in fanfics honestly
@bishop14126 ай бұрын
Her name was Aurora Borealis, and she wasn't like the other girls because she was a weather phenomenon.
@SleeplessExtrovert5 ай бұрын
Stop you made me choke on my milk im gonna sue
@franklinpham72355 ай бұрын
she was the reason a luncheon was so unforgettable
@not_milk5 ай бұрын
Aurora Borealis? At this time of year! At this time of day! In this part of the country! Localized entirely within your kitchen?!?
@alexvaraderey5 ай бұрын
Excellent comment & sorry to be pedantic, but the lights of the auroras are caused by solar activity reacting with gases high in the atmosphere. Nothing to do with weather.
@SleeplessExtrovert5 ай бұрын
@@alexvaraderey this is oddly formal for a yt comment
@lillypad53172 жыл бұрын
A Bo Burnham quote comes to mind, "I want a girl that's not obsessed with her looks but is insanely hot", this description has that same energy, a girl that truly only exists in some guys mind.
@alexengland-shinemercy2 жыл бұрын
Why is there always a perfect Bo Burnham quote
@strange01302 жыл бұрын
No remember she was real but she died
@eonsinfinity5342 жыл бұрын
@@alexengland-shinemercy because bo burnham has been spitting some real genius at us since before he was 18
@tale79552 жыл бұрын
Of course she only existes on some dude's mind. She died last week.
@kianbrusselbach61062 жыл бұрын
No no the guy he described only existed in some girls head, but the girl he described died last week
@Soldfor62cents17 күн бұрын
Everytime I have to write a female character, I just have any female friend of mine create the character. I refuse to take notes from them.
@audreyharris764312 күн бұрын
Understandable
@ZebraOnYourNose2 ай бұрын
AURORA BOREALIS? AT THIS TIME OF YEAR? AT THIS TIME OF DAY? IN THIS PART OF THE COUNTRY? LOCALIZED ENTIRELY WITHIN YOUR NOVEL?
@Colorlightt2 ай бұрын
Yes~!
@ZebraOnYourNose2 ай бұрын
@@Colorlightt ...may I read it?
@Pining_for_the_fjords2 ай бұрын
@@ZebraOnYourNoseNo
@route283east5 күн бұрын
Author! The plot is on fire!
@ZebraOnYourNose4 күн бұрын
@@route283east No reader, it's just the northern lights!
@rainandhail672 жыл бұрын
"She was clumsy except in all forms of combat. She was also a vampire."
@mhorrighan2 жыл бұрын
torn between two identical looking white guys
@wasabi59322 жыл бұрын
@@mhorrighan whose names were Brad and Vlad
@SalemsForgottenWitch2 жыл бұрын
@@wasabi5932 Brad and Chad
@marilynmonroe4422 жыл бұрын
Even though the guys looked the same … their personalities couldn’t be more different. One was borderline abusive and the other was … also borderline abusive
@skullsaintdead2 жыл бұрын
"(Which meant she never aged and remained both physically & mentally at the ripe age of 17...").
@msalexxa20122 жыл бұрын
“She even cut her own hair…” “Not a single person noticed her, except for me, I noticed her hair line wasn’t even.”
@AngryZukoHere2 жыл бұрын
Bro this actually made me laugh out loud
@umitencho2 жыл бұрын
Breathes
@darkstarr9842 жыл бұрын
“Not a single person noticed her, except for me, because I could see her bra band sitting so high on her back it’s ridiculous you really really need a different bra and I don’t want to sound like a creep it just drives me crazy how uncomfortable that’s got to be.”
@b5lovermore2 жыл бұрын
@@AngryZukoHere LOL me too 🤦🏾♀️
@DarlingMissDarling2 жыл бұрын
@@darkstarr984 sweet Jesus, when I tell you how I just hollared... 😆 10/10👍
@praneethulavapalli8 күн бұрын
“A cup of coffee, but mostly milk” 😂
@user-ur5iw6pt4d4 ай бұрын
Stanzi: Casually gives computer full body deep tissue massage
@thesaurus81242 жыл бұрын
“Her eyes were blue-green orbs with flecks of gold in them”
@daikonnn8222 жыл бұрын
O R B S
@jelly38002 жыл бұрын
"Her eyes were bright, sparkling green gems, full of light. But inside those pupils, I can vividly see a fragment of myself in them, 'Perhaps she also went through the same pain...? No, she was liked by everyone, regardless of status, age or gender, she wouldn't experience those difficulties...'. I failed to notice that saddened gaze, I hope I saw them sooner..."
@Pink_pr1ncess2 жыл бұрын
@@jelly3800 aww man I was hoping that the paragraph was longer. This sounds like an interesting story
@marceldawn0_o2 жыл бұрын
@@jelly3800 I actually like how this was written
@i.nv.u2 жыл бұрын
the fanfic writers are screaming rn
@michellegulden105211 ай бұрын
"She was beautiful, even more so, because she didn't know it."
@Rosa-ol3pv10 ай бұрын
"You don't know you're beautiful, but that's what makes you beautiful"
@ayuCc.10 ай бұрын
Some random guy from college literally said the same thing and also send me the song , I still haven’t met him irl thank god
@jeannettesmith879210 ай бұрын
My mom says that about me, she says I don’t tell you it much because it’s better if you’re insecure like wtf
@-DiveForIve-10 ай бұрын
@@jeannettesmith8792the what oml
@mahi9316210 ай бұрын
@@jeannettesmith8792omg my mom lowkey did the same lol. I’m kinda glad she didn’t say it much cause it made me not focus so much on my physical appearance, but sometimes I wish she complimented me more cause I had low self esteem when I was younger. I have a little more confidence now tho
@Verona_Vlogs2 күн бұрын
“Cause she was yt” got me rolling
@rosegauthier684724 күн бұрын
I lost it when she started massaging her computer 😂😂 this is so good
@christianagauger4980 Жыл бұрын
"She was funny and smart. She was the new kid in school. She was bullied everyday, and came from an abusing family where she was secretly the lost child of royalty."
@poojadiyamadhoe6523 Жыл бұрын
Lol😂
@morgann1611 Жыл бұрын
Literally every Disney movie
@MyzMalheur Жыл бұрын
@@morgann1611More like every ff xD
@autumnrayne22 Жыл бұрын
but then when she became the new queen she "forgave everyone who did her wrong"
@morgann1611 Жыл бұрын
@@MyzMalheur oh yeah lol
@coena93772 жыл бұрын
“Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milk because she was white.” That made me laugh. Not exhale out of my nose, but like properly laugh. Peak comedy.
@cinderleaves39492 жыл бұрын
“Quick we need a way to describe someone’s skintone in the most complicated way possible!” “Compare them to coffee with extra steps!” “Perfect!”
@spectre93402 жыл бұрын
No but fr they always describe girls having olive or tan skin but they're never a woman of color 😂
@xXPurpleLoliTranceXx2 жыл бұрын
I chuckled at that, too! You can't make this shit up 😂
@tyneekaw152 жыл бұрын
SAME! 🤣
@khxliakhxlia36052 жыл бұрын
As soon as they said coffee skin I was like holdup they actually have someone with dark skin in a book?! Then they said lots of milk I just chuckled. I should have known lol
@Moonlit-ParadoxАй бұрын
this is some serious wattpad stuff here
@Jaderabbit34853 ай бұрын
I love that everyone in school would 100% know this girl AT LEAST as the kid who's parents had the audacity to give her such a clunky main character name.
@LeanneKrv Жыл бұрын
I love how she went from fake typing to gently massaging the laptop.
@ILoveGrungeFrogs Жыл бұрын
Same I thought I was the only one who noticed 😭😭😭
@lunaneila Жыл бұрын
Yes hahaha! It gives me _I'm typing whatever BS coming through my mind_ vibe!
@JosephParker7 Жыл бұрын
@@ILoveGrungeFrogs Because it was different
@ILoveGrungeFrogs Жыл бұрын
@@JosephParker7 💀💀
@ahandl3 Жыл бұрын
that's how unique girls type duh
@senoir.2 жыл бұрын
The whole book would be a "Not like other girls" anthem, an (abs)olute classic
@sanika41502 жыл бұрын
I see what u did there 😂
@leep71362 жыл бұрын
God I can't XDDDD
@cindywam-z8220 Жыл бұрын
Took me out 😂😭😭
@evok32262 ай бұрын
I read a lot of women who wrote other women like that
@Fruityflootloops23 күн бұрын
It likely stems from them being used to reading women written by men though or taught by men to write women. Which of course can be argued perhaps for many of the men too. That they learned to write this way too.
@WallNutBreaker52413 күн бұрын
@@Fruityflootloops Yes, it's always mens fault. No accountability for women. I'm completely sure EVERYONE writes like this. Why make it gendered and sexist? Stop it.
@Oldsoul_bookworm4 күн бұрын
I like that she starts to progressively mash the keyboard, showing how careless they are while writing!
@Randomhobbyaccount Жыл бұрын
“She had a rare disease that stopped her from growing hair in her legs and arms but allowed to her to grow it on her head, eyelashes and eyebrows.”
@MeowOnTheInternet Жыл бұрын
LMAO
@doyouwannab7469 Жыл бұрын
She had alexandrias genesis
@liv1ngdeadgirl Жыл бұрын
and natural purple eyes
@Lumberjack_king Жыл бұрын
@@liv1ngdeadgirlok thats just anime logic
@ssen7857 Жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@heavybre Жыл бұрын
"She was a free spirit."
@kassila934011 ай бұрын
a man once told me this... after he got another woman pregnant and kicked me off
@metallboy2511 ай бұрын
@@kassila9340Yeah, Chads tend to do that.
@bayeinebouhaya206711 ай бұрын
No, bastard tend to do that.
@dewdecsysabz532310 ай бұрын
@@bayeinebouhaya2067nah. He’s a sigma
@girlleavemealone--10 ай бұрын
"Because she was the horse from Spirit"
@user-cf3mf2fb5f8 күн бұрын
She was giving the computer a messages in the second half 😂
@Daperses6 күн бұрын
The random ways of typing on the computer😭😭
@vaefields5472 Жыл бұрын
“except for me, i noticed her” “because i’m a stalker”
@frogonthebikeheh Жыл бұрын
Well that's a plot twist
@kittencohort1766 Жыл бұрын
True
@lilychu2453 Жыл бұрын
Ohhh that's a good plot for a story
@kiyomi4081 Жыл бұрын
@@frogonthebikehehthinking about it, listening to this sounds stalker-ish 🫢
@priscillajimenez27 Жыл бұрын
I noticed her. even if she didn't notice me. she couldn't notice me because then my cover would be blown. and I'd have to kidnap or kill her
@Kommander_RahnnАй бұрын
"How women THINK men write female characters" Fixed it for you.
@cheepmovprodАй бұрын
“How female characters weee written before the 90s” There, I fixed it better.
@AverageTrainEnthusiast4 күн бұрын
Nah this happens. Still happens actually. Happens the other way around too to us fellas though it’s honestly worse if they’re writing about someone who isn’t white. Check out the romance section in a Barnes and nobles shit is WILD I tell ya!
@cheepmovprod4 күн бұрын
@@AverageTrainEnthusiast yeah, I was just saying that it doesn’t happen as much.
@kiwimiwi5452 Жыл бұрын
"she had something about her.. something, that was different. She didn't fit in, she was in her own world. It was autism." -if I wrote a book
@animal_cupcake Жыл бұрын
HAHAHAHA 😭😭😭😭 THIS KILLED ME
@hello_i_am_jacob Жыл бұрын
I'm sending this to the group chat lmao
@sk22-12 Жыл бұрын
My son and my partner have autism. They really are in their own worlds. I feel privileged that they are open to let me be part of it ❤
@ebonyalexis32 Жыл бұрын
I want this book !
@kiwimiwi5452 Жыл бұрын
@@ebonyalexis32 a book is in the making actually!
@Mejayy2 сағат бұрын
"Her skin was like a cup of coffee that was mostly milj because she was white " 😂😂😂😂😂
@LiterallyLane21 күн бұрын
“not a single person noticed her” “everyone called her abs for short”
@ilikebread96472 жыл бұрын
"everyone called her abs for short" "not a single person noticed her"
@W1XZZ2 жыл бұрын
This😭
@cristinaeus38452 жыл бұрын
Because aurora borealis îs an illusion, it was all just in His brain😂😂😂
@Floralaie2 жыл бұрын
@@xXSweetieBubblesXx adding this in my “to write” list
@Sakkaz2 жыл бұрын
My name for short is also abs 🥹. I’m happy that somebody also have abs as a short name
@Floralaie2 жыл бұрын
@@xXSweetieBubblesXx good to know but I’m definitely going to write it so stay tuned!
@stary-girl5 ай бұрын
Thats an amazing impression of someone using a keyboard
@user-vh1pn9ks6v Жыл бұрын
She was not like other girls. While most girls have two legs, she had four. Her fur was always glowing and her tail always swung with beautiful natural energy. I love my cat ❤
@triumphaladarkshadow4388 Жыл бұрын
She was not like other girls. Instead of borrowing and never returning my sweaters, she just sat on them. While they were still in the closet, of course.
@cinchro Жыл бұрын
She isn't t like other girls. While most girls would key my car she claws at my favorite chair. I too love my cat.
@doggo6517 Жыл бұрын
Unlike other girls, who would yell at me when I got home form work, she would yell at me when I got home from work. But in a cat way.
@S0meRandomPerson Жыл бұрын
- She is not like any other girls. She always playing hard to get. Whenever I call out her name, she would never come to me. She never even bother to look at me. I even try calling out her name while shaking a box of food but, the result are still the same. She can't be bought by anything, not even food! Though, that make her a brave, unique, strong independent woman. I truly love my cat. (Oh my stars, I didn't notice how long I actually wrote this and this litreally turn into a freaking paragraph. I apologise for that.)
@commandercaptain4664 Жыл бұрын
She was not like other girls. Most girls would chew me out for doing things they wouldn’t approve. But my cat girl would only chew on my face when I died. She was courteous and patient like that, always staring at me, willing death upon me, despite the hearty heap of tuna I left in her bowl everyday.
@MC-yg1mq2 жыл бұрын
The whole fake typing had me rolling, especially when she just gives up and basically starts to massage the laptop
@chako-chips...8492 жыл бұрын
JAKFKWD
@DearReaderReadAloud2 жыл бұрын
There is no laptop it's just a desk 😂
@mynameisstolen2 жыл бұрын
@@DearReaderReadAloud 😐
@3starsburningbright2 жыл бұрын
KARATE CHOP THE KEYBOARD
@bi.fruitsalad2 жыл бұрын
@@3starsburningbright yess 😂
@CatMTravelsАй бұрын
"She would follow me everywhere. She would sleep right next to me, and if I got up during the night, she wouldn't go back to sleep until I did. She would only eat when I gave her food, but sometimes she would sneak food or eat weird things. Naughty girl! She loved to swim, and she would glisten in the sun. She ran like the wind. She had the brightest smile I have ever seen. She was always so happy, so beautiful. She never spoke an unkind word. She loved to go on trips with me and she would stick her head out of the window to feel the cool breeze. So cute. She was loyal to me like no one else has ever been. Sadly, she died when she was 15 years old. Man, I miss that dog." P.S. Love the exaggeratedly fake typing! Cheers to Stanzi!
@BasilHosterhof4 күн бұрын
Stanzi casually giving her pc a massage
@seekittycat2 жыл бұрын
"She didn't care about things like looks, she cares about WWII plane engines, back yard wrestling and video games, which is coincidentally things I care about."
@AvatarJian Жыл бұрын
:(
@rutuqueen2672 Жыл бұрын
She was like one of the boys
@melissasaint3283 Жыл бұрын
Although, lmao, Have you ever seen organized "backyard" wrestling? Viewing it would never be my hobby, but It really should be seen at least once in life. It's insane.
@melissasaint3283 Жыл бұрын
@@rutuqueen2672 "she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl's body that no one but me noticed except when I need them to notice so I feel how lucky"
@pierogue Жыл бұрын
@@melissasaint3283 “she was exactly like my best friend Will, except in a hot girl’s body so that no one calls me gay for liking those traits”
@paulpinecone2464 Жыл бұрын
"She was not like other girls. She was fictional."
@nidhinadam1062 Жыл бұрын
Best one
@frankwest5388 Жыл бұрын
God I hate that line. There is nothing more "like other girls" than insiting that they are different. This especially applies to teens. It's like the most teen girl thing ever.
@Earl_Dioxazine Жыл бұрын
@@frankwest5388’Tis a good thing I never use that line. When people assume that I’m the same as every other teen, they’re dead wrong. This is not power of their creation!
@mndlessdrwer Жыл бұрын
"She was not like the other girls. She was a hallucination from all the drugs."
@paulpinecone2464 Жыл бұрын
@@mndlessdrwer She was not like all the other hallucinations.
@Star-bk7duКүн бұрын
Not the random actions 😭💀
@ZavierFray3 ай бұрын
"Good lord, what is happening in there?" "Aurora Borealis" "Aur...Aurora Borealis at this time of year at this time of day at this part of the country localised entirely within your kitchen!" "Yes." "...may I see it?" "...No!"
@Aztechaemenid2 жыл бұрын
"Her skin was like a cup of coffee, that was mostly milk because she was white." Can somebody find my shit? I lost it right here.
@chopotronichappiness89172 жыл бұрын
here ya go mate 🤏
@FadazMada2 жыл бұрын
Maybe white coffee
@kim79902 жыл бұрын
🤣
@SavageBunnyGetMoney2 жыл бұрын
" The Hot Chick that was Italian or maybe some type of Spanish "😹😹😹
@miguelpadeiro7622 жыл бұрын
That box over there stinks, might be there, I sure as hell am not checking it though
@John-cq3py2 жыл бұрын
I read a book where the author was describing a girl's "virgin legs".
@CogSpartan2 жыл бұрын
This one has access to citrus. No rickets or bow legs
@bunnybox33522 жыл бұрын
Can someone look at my legs and tell i’m *not* a virgin??? do they change with sex??
@theAisle14panda2 жыл бұрын
@@bunnybox3352 Nope and nope.
@weetzybat2 жыл бұрын
@@CogSpartan 😆😂
@hoshismadnessindontlie86352 жыл бұрын
🤮
@sugarbaby19742 ай бұрын
The typing hands getting more and more outrageous - the chopping got me like XD
@tesioh58694 күн бұрын
Colleen Hoover and Riley Sager be like:
@JessiTheBestiGaming Жыл бұрын
You forget to mention her perfect C cups, shimmering blue orbs, and her tan and toned legs. Her hair was thick and blonde and fell like a perfect curtain down her back. She had such perfect hair, there was never a split end or a tangle. She never had to brush her hair, and she woke up in the morning with a dewy glow, bronzer and mascara already applied by the makeup fairies the night before. Oh and she was a 25 year old virgin nympho too.
@SilverLady52 Жыл бұрын
The makeup fairies 😂😂😂
@Daisy_518 Жыл бұрын
The specificity😩
@JessiTheBestiGaming Жыл бұрын
@@Daisy_518 🤣🤣
@chapablo Жыл бұрын
I would like to know more about her boo- about her.
@Aeimos Жыл бұрын
Nice writing! Exactly! Although I can go without the "bronze" as White as snow legs are preferable. The Whiter the better. Low melanin = nectar of the gods.
@str8jakit2292 ай бұрын
Strange, its also how women write women. Crazy.
@creeperkingdom31902 ай бұрын
I was waiting for someone to say that
@CarraIsNerdyАй бұрын
This typing 😩🤌🏾 Mavis Beacon could NEVER😭😂🤣😂😭
@ryleemaher12382 жыл бұрын
Nobody is talking about how she just COMPLETELY gives up trying to type and just starts chopping and massaging the laptop 😂
@doriot5432 жыл бұрын
I cracked when she gave up fake typing
@yayahicks38292 жыл бұрын
The karate Chop typing had me CACKLING
@caitlynguthrie56412 жыл бұрын
Me: oh okay that makes so much sense 💀
@Jeyika2 жыл бұрын
I always notice that into movies but right now she's making it look so funny
@jacindacrous22492 жыл бұрын
It's the only I came to the comments!!
@emiliehh.122 жыл бұрын
If they're describing a black girl they just say: "Her skin was like dark chocolate"
@arianadejesus72 жыл бұрын
literally like “she was my smooth, creamy, milk chocolate, lightskin princess” 😟
@theblondeone1812 жыл бұрын
@@arianadejesus7 its damn near impossible to find a white male author describe a dark skin woman creatively, if at all
@renegadeprism422 жыл бұрын
I mean, how would u guys describe a black woman then?
@lordtengens4thwife2 жыл бұрын
@@renegadeprism42 by not using food for her skin color. White women are described by their features. Why aren't black women described that way too? The first thing that's mentioned is skin color and it's always chocolate
@renegadeprism422 жыл бұрын
@@lordtengens4thwife i think i framed my previous comment incorrectly, i wasn't saying that describing them as 'chocolate' is not awkward or a bit weird but rather what othe ready can be used to describe them, also, even white girls in many books are described by objects like moon(in cn) and sun, so i think it's just an overused line that hasn't been found an alternative of
@MadameAsh13 сағат бұрын
This sounds like a magazine article I read about kristen Stewart back in the day.
@G-rlybopАй бұрын
Not the karate chopping the keyboard 😂
@R0L0s Жыл бұрын
She was different. She didnt get her period so she didnt act hysterical like all women do, yet she could still bear a child.
@dealusion Жыл бұрын
THIS
@esperanza___ Жыл бұрын
Hysterical😂😂🤣
@courtneyj9906 Жыл бұрын
I wish that was me lol. I’d love to have no period yet still have kids lol.
@mcbedo6568 Жыл бұрын
@@courtneyj9906 idk if you'd want that once you find out the actual harm lack of period does to our actual body and health, not having period doesn't only mean inability to bear children. It's terrifying once i learnt about it.
@eh8778 Жыл бұрын
@@mcbedo6568 okay but Can I get mc Donalds
@Mia_Coconut10 ай бұрын
“Her hands were soft and delicate, but strong and tough” 😭
@Sydd78710 ай бұрын
As a man I just need them to be soft. 😊
@QueZ_MadneZZ10 ай бұрын
@@Sydd787tf
@OxenMoxie9 ай бұрын
i love a woman that can carry me@@Sydd787
@sukhbaatarbyambasan59209 ай бұрын
If it was his…that would be perfec-ACHILLES.
@Mia_Coconut9 ай бұрын
@@sukhbaatarbyambasan5920 LMAO TRUE 💀 😭
@Eila-fp7tb5 ай бұрын
Not her massaging the computer 😂
@dimman773 сағат бұрын
Stanzi... Writing with BOTH hands? You sure about that? Heh
@Khushu672 жыл бұрын
Author: "typing normally" Her: "perform rituals on keyboard"
@TomEyeTheSFMguy2 жыл бұрын
Keyboard Massage.
@salit37492 жыл бұрын
she really said 🧙
@x_kobalt Жыл бұрын
Forbidden technique of hidden character comparison