Everyone: does lots of ecchi stuffs and makes weird noises Bekora: *straight up a virgin comedian and being bullied*

I love how Pekora is the only one in-character cause that's how she deals with any social interaction ever

I love how everybody has some elaborate name and the just _Bekora._

When Noel used her own money she earned as Kurogane, just to get Flare to say "I love you" to her is the ultimate simping art technique.

13:23 Flare: "Shall I confess that to you as Kurogane? or perhaps, as Noel?" Knight.exe has stopped responding

lol Noel quitting her job to become a customer xD

Bekora instantly knew the horror when Matsuri asked for her xD

Marine: "Listen we've got script to flirt our guest" **guest flirt Homura* Noel: "I'm gonna end Marine's whole script"

Matsuri: “Can I put it in now? Marine: *”What do you mean-“* Matsuri: “The sake” *Sasuga 40 year old boomer senchou*

11:10 THE THIRST IN THAT SCREAM I FELT THAT

You immediately got my attention at the Noel x Flare flirting part

i love how all of them imitate a mans voice except for pekora

Damn I love Noel and Flare's exchanges here 8:07 Anything can 8:52 Repeat button 9:48 Noel advocating for Flare 10:23 Flare's introduction lmfao 11:10 11:18 Noel randomly joining the convo 12:03 Noel randomly joining the convo 12:45 A sudden switch!? 15:44 LOL Noel

Bekora is like that comedic relief character who is forced to be a host all of a sudden

Save Bekora lol she's too pure

7:32 DAMN NOEL

Matsuri: ”i want you to say it closer, but louder voice” Rushias Fandeads who knows what’s about to happen: 🎼 you know the rules and so do iiii 🎼 *turns up voulume*

LMAO THE SCREAM MARY DOES WHEN FLARE SAYS THAT MARY WANTS TO BE PAMPERED

Oh Rushia’s voice tho Didn’t expect it to be this good

This stream was the perfect storm: -Matsuri and Mary immediately say at the start that they are virgin hunting instead of coming to drink -The owner "Jack" tries to play down that the host club was closed for doing illegal things last time (lol) -Mary is a total M and wants to be verbally abused, which freaks out Bekora -Matsuri-hime sexually harrasses Bekora until he wants to cry -Jack gets mostly ignored despite being willing to lose his V-card more than anyone -Bekora wants to get them drunk so they will black out and be taken home, but instead Matsuri-hime gets hornier from it -Matsuri-hime gets double teamed by Kurogane and Rushifer and still somehow seems to be on top questioning if a mace and hypnosies are enough to satisfy her infinite lust -When Matsuri-hime runs out of money from buying too many donperi towers she says it's no problem, she will just take money from Hololive's bank account and refills her 5 million (lmao) -Randomly Matsuri-hime makes Mary buy a donperi tower for her via seduction (the money actually gets transfered to Matsuri's account, despite the donperi coming from the host club XD), making Jack question if they are even necessary anymore -Homura tries to seduce the guests, but Kurogane keeps praising him and swooning over him -Randomly Kurogane has a sex change and becomes Noel so she can order something from Homura (how is this club still running?) -Matsuri-hime order a bunch of donperi towers just so she can one-up Noel and make Homura say that he only loves Matsuri-hime -Noel can't back down and orders several donperi towers in a row, putting her into debt, just so she can match Matsuri-hime (Mary also ordered one), making it 11 in total. Thankfully Jack decides to only make one champagne call per guest -Matsuri-hime suggests they can have a 3P After this it's basically just chaos with money being thrown in every direction and by the end Matsuri somehow ends up with the most money out of them all, having seduced every host and Mary. This was probably her strongest glass cannon power display before she destroyed Ui-mama. By the end the club has to be closed permanently (again). Maybe forever this time. Hopefully not.

i personally love Noel and Flare interaction on this part 13:19 - 13:31 it's both funny and cute at the same time ww there might be a mistake that the color subs switched, make sure to pay attention so you can tell which one is wrong! thank you!

"DT = virgin, not devil trigger" IT WOULD BE MORE SURPRISING IF IT'S ACTUALLY DEVIL TRIGGER AND SHE STARTS BANGBANGBANG, JUST SO YOU KNOW.

I like how Homura(Flare) just stand there silently waiting for her turn

YAAAAAAAY MARY TRANSLATION I know she's not the reason why this got translated but I'm a big fan of hers so I'll take what I can get aaa

I died at Marine's "repeat afta meh". RIP MY LUNGS FOR I CANNOT BREATH FROM LAUGHING

First time seeing a host became the customer all of a sudden lol, I really like noel and flare's moment, it's so cute wwww

Pekora saying mesubuta: NOO I DONT WANNA DO THIS Pekora saying ahegao girl: yeah this ez

2:57 Of course she means the Sake, what were YOU thinking Senchou?!

Flare: "Let's graduate together!" Pekora: *Chaotic screaming*

Matsuri: "There's surprisingly a lot of virgins in Host Club" _This gonna be good_

I HAVE WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT!

Can we just talk about how hot Marine's voice in 2:07 is? It has a very strong onee-san vibe to it

I almost chocked on my coke when Noel said she has a mace 😂

Man we need the host club to return. Like they should make it into a series

Rushifer and Kurogane are top-tier. The other has a MACE and another can HYPNOTIZE

Thanks for the subs! Just wanted to point out the Kokutetsu part: Since Mary made the mistake of calling kurotetsu instead of kurogane earlier, Marine upped the joke by changing the reading of Kuro to Koku. 黒 can also be read as Koku (e.g. brown sugar = 黒糖（kokutou)). So most likely it wasn't referring to the railways, just the alternate reading of kurogane = kokutetsu

I’ve heard the stories of this stream, and I’ve waited so long. Truly, thank you.

Lol Noel is such a waifu. I love both husbando and her jealous knight cappu wife so much.

14:19 Now that is some serious excel skills; ¥10 million budget but somehow Flare ends up with ¥11.5 million while Noel is ¥4 million in debt.

15:45 LMAO it sounded like she almost spit her drink out.

Still f*cking hilarious after rewatch. Those animation videos made it even better.

6:30 just leaving this here

THANK YOU! I've been wanting to watch this subbed

Marine really would make an excellent madame.

One thing i learn from this bar: -bekora: a rookie virgin, she's too fragile -jack: the owner of that bar -rushia: can hypnotized you and make you sensitive to 30.000 -noel: the professional mace user -homura: we don't talk about him, he's too handsome

So basically even in an alternate universe where they're all men, Noel's thirst for Flare is stronger than ever. Sasuga, Danchou. This was such a funny stream. Thank you for the translation!

Noel straight up needs to slap herself. Hahaha. Ah, danchou is so cute.

the collabs with other v tubers not within hololive is always a treat

Thanks for the hard work

finally some translated this. thanks!

I cant stop rewatching this. This never gets old. From this I got to know of Mary and i fell hard for their ikebo.

I wish they do this again on a special occasion. Thanks for subbing this fun stream

I love pekora playing the straight man

I love Marie's laugh, it's like a dam bursting everytime

Theres so much chaotic energy here i love it

Pekora: redefining the term "pure chaos" once again

Though that is still alternative way to watch the original stream again, I hope the original stream in Marine Ch. will set to public soon

Man, I know Flare's the Boss in ikemen voices but DANG Rushia... Rushia got me-- got me darn good- ha/%&# har- d -d -dddddamn! 6:49

Why is 3rd gen literally the best gen out of all of them like holy shit this crew of dorks literally always makes me laugh

3rd gen host club is MY FAVORITE

Not even 1 second in and we get fkn MGS reference... that was pretty good

That TN about doutei meaning virgin made me sub no lie

My iPhone speaker peaked, it didn’t break thank goodness but damn Rushifa

They sounded too cool for my heart~ pekora in character as ever

watching 3rd gen clips to cope with the news today… 🤡

I still watching this ... I miss 3rd gen ... 5 member ...

Thank you for the sub. I had a lot of fun !

MY GOD, Lucifer and Homura's voices are so fucking cool

this is really is the funniest stream

still gold

This is probably the best colab event on Hololive thus far Aside from that can we talk about the wack-ass math being done for the hosts?! Noel bought 1 donperi tower and got charged 5,000,000!

Noel jealousy is stronger than herserlf and her commitment to her character

For some reason i really love rushia's screaming voice

I like that you put pekora in oba's place in thumbnail

The funny thing here is that Matsuri really likes to throw her money to girls lol

_"DT means DouTei, not Devil Trigger"_ That's what happens if you stay a virgin until 30. You don't become a wizard, you get a Devil Trigger.

This really is Hololive “Fantasy”

Homura, the Onee-san slayer

I like how the money counters were typed out in Excel

Marine's boss lady voice cures depression

really made me feel things

"Dt means virgin not devil trigger" fucking hilarious lol. good work on your editing

Great video. No matter what, Noel can't contain herself from Flare ahahahaha.

I feel bad for Pekora having to deal with all the horni but DAMN it makes for some hilarious content.

dat scream doe 😳 somewhere around 11:00

Pekoras war criminal powers could not save her from the overwhelming lust and debauchery that surrounded her. EXCELLENT

And in the end, they all fall for Flare, as they should.

仮名/漢字: ドンペリタワー入りました! ありがとうございます! ラグでバリバリごり押しコールで参ります! はい! Romaji: (Donperi tawa- hairimashita!) Dom Perignon Tower, coming in! (Arigatou gozaimasu!) Thank you very much! (Ragu de baribari gorioshi ko-ru de mairimasu!) Coming through on the rug (might be referring to the premises of the Host Club) with an enthusiastic, vigorous call! (Hai!) Okay!

I SHALL NOT LAUGH!

I love how Pekora is the Obatarian in the thumbnail

Bekora: "THE ROOM IS RIPE WITH THE STENCH OF BITCHES."

FLAAAAAARE!!!!!!

This got recommended to me after I watch Am Holo's animation

I-i will be saving this video just because they keep saying my name...

Im sure Matsuri is drunk IRL when filming this

I thought Pekora being asexual is a joke Pure seiso gaki peko

I still crack up hearing Marine's Ikemen name草

Somebody finally translated this!

it'll never stop amazed me how smooth and sexy Flare is. Noel is so in love already, i completely understand, lol because me too. Noefure is something else entirely. The whole 3rd gen is too powerful together, they're gold.

Matsuri came in with 5 milions and came out with almost 11 milions :D