😂😂😂

It is a demostration, how can, the good music , do not make you as a good person😀😅😅😅😆😈 This is hilarious and ridiculous, and not only with Tool fans, is not the exception 😤😤😤😒

I love your profile pic

Agreed

Idk. I think **sips coke** they’re selling out **sips coke**.

The experience is not a band. It's a cover of an artist.

Literally the most used expression by fanboys! 😂

I feel deeply and violently attacked by this.

AIDS isn't a disease it's an experience.

Thats what they said about the Doors

Simeon Waia Fuckin’ hilarious‼️

PRYING OPEN HIS THIRD EYE

that is one of my favorite songs from the band!

Lmao

Lmaoooooo, gold

See I love this because this meme you posted is effectively a tool fan not thinking for themselves and using a popular meme format. We truly are the best fanbase because our insufferability is infinite

Heheheee

​@@DrumFortelmao

@@DrumForte clearly, our insufferability is an experience unto itself that transcends time and space

@@DrumFortelol

Well of course cuz they watched them fall away

atomicbrain9401 I know the pieces fit

Yeah well they were mildewed and smoldering

These replies made my day

Damnnn that's sick! I love when the community comes together to make amazing stuff like this happen! It's so nice to know that I'm not the only one that knows all the lyrics to rap god

The thing with the chakras was an awesome lead-up, I love those two parts. But seriously most of my experience with Tool fans (i am one too ;) is that they constantly try to get people to listen to it, like subconsciously. That would be a fun scetch imho

I like their music, but come on now . . .

Soooo funny

Lmao

@Zeus he got better!

Not all martyrs see divinity.

He was so loud! He sure could yell...

@@Matt-zb1hf Don't you fucking lie. Don't you step out of line!

@@thisisntausername5724 Goodbyeeeeeeeeee !

SOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOONG

Chris Bro same, and I’m a massive Tool fan as well lol

It’s really only mild parody.

Caduchous i fucking lost it cadushous

I have a feeling that everyone commenting is a huge Tool fan and we're all just being self-deprecating. And it's hilarious.

They exist dude and can be far worse

🤣 That had me cracking up!

He should have started "STOP you've violated the law!"

Have you heard of the High Elves

@@theomegapoint3165 🤣👌 Perfect!

@@miss420mj Aw shucks. Now I want to drop my soundcloud link :P

Rikh underrated comment

Of negativity!

712 KZfaq viewers calculate what they will not tolerate.

They're unable to forgive their scarlett Lettermen

@@trism3gistus Oh, no one forgives David. He knows what he did.

Maynard didn’t expect so much attention 😂😂😂

such an original joke format

@@justdev8965such original sarcasm

We all feel the same, so why can't they just admit it?

they just wanted to watch things die from a good safe distance

@M Exactly lol

4 hours away

@M Thats why he only talks with Joe Rogan and Lars Urlich. They did the best interviews with Maynard.

Turtles u gotta dig em

Fans don’t do the interviewing, the media does

Same here I laughed so damn hard at the "Crippling our communicationnnnnnnn"

Agreed.

Word

#word

EXTREME

machineunit 😂😂😂

He saw his shadow changing

Underrated comment. More like Undertow 😂

Sad bad true ,but it is true🤗🤗.

Buttfloss666 I take offense 👁👅👁

What if I like both, is my IQ like 500?

Meido In Hebun i like both so i think it doubles 600 IQ

Stupid people can also enjoy Tool, but only on shrooms or DMT.

Bruuuuuuuuuuh

Funniest quote next to the 987 mathematical numerology rant lol

they must've been high

Eye hole deep in muddy waters You practically raised the dead

Foot in mouth

Larissa Tejada rob the grave to snow the cradle then burn the evidence down

@@Supakuri Soapbox, house of cards, and glass so don't go tossin' your stones around

i did

Lol I did

I was totally in time with the guy in the back who comes in with the bass riff.

No one because all their songs are garbage

@@michaelstyer7541 lmao ok troll

@dandanthetaximan And I watched them run awayyyy

@@theomegapoint3165 „...why you running away...? I just came to watch you play“

Was waiting for that line too :D

Also, Fan Humper.

@@jinratgeist nah, those were proven false mate

heckicus doomicus wizardus Unless he’s talking about the time a fan jumped on stage and Maynard jiu-jitsued him to the ground and started grinding on him, all while still singing

@@Pinko_Band That's exactly what I was talking about. 😁

SchwettyBawls it honestly is especially all the Fibonacci stuff and the wine😂😂

Basically: Most western music is written in 4/4 sometimes 3/4. The upper number is beats per measure. The lower number is the note value that constitutes a beat. You really don't need to know what that means beyond the fact that most western music has four beats in a bar, also known as a measure. Tool however, prefers to write your music in complex time signatures. Like 7/8, or 5 / 8. It makes their music almost as if it is spilling over itself, it is more difficult to pull off, and quite impressive. That is why fans of tool foam at the mouth over the time signatures

@@dorkmax7073 plenty of bands do it better than tool though lol just because its fairly uncommon dosent mean theyre gods because they can do it 😂 there are literally thousands of bands that write music outside of the standard 3/4 or 4/4 time signatures

@@dorkmax7073 Thanks for that.

@@alexreid468 it's not as common at least with well known groups, the only song that comes to mind is unstoppable momentum by Joe satriani it uses a 5/4 a lot of music just uses 4/4

Also known as what a fucking oxymoron sounds like- lol

destinyfinis what a liar maynard is..😂

fucking aye it is

Lol that's sad but that person was never your friend

LMAo

roe jogan

Joe Rogan is a tool, and a puppet for the industry

Lol the same guy that takes thc mixed with cbd. Cool guy though

@@roblewis3147 i bet maynard fondled rogan's skrews

@exodus K Yeah, well, who are the puppets who PUPPET the puppets, huh, man?! Think about that!

It really was. Then the transcend space and time part hahaha science is tool and tool.....is a science. Hahaha

Thanks for the explanation, I never really got the fibonacci sequence

@@ngatipukunui 0, 1, 1, 2, 3, 5, 8, 13, 21, 34, 55, 89, 144, 233, 377, 610, 987...he's right! Lol

@@TheScaredofsilence I had to do the same thing to actually see if 17 really is 987 lmao.

Swing on the spiral

Both

Yes.

Anthony Schroeder for me, _alternative alt-rock_ did the deed

@@attitudes745 same here, hahahaha

The chakras!! Omg 😂😂

2 years later and i finally got the 666th like. I win

His impeccable pronunciation really sold it.

As a barely a year massive tool fan. I died. 🤣

Fact! But video was too funny. 😂

You're a massive Tool .

Bless each and every toolfan mom who had to hear this convo.

Oh sh- t. That was funny af😂

Same, except my mom is the Tool fan

Иван Кузнецов with everyone who stoped my Walkman play to fulfill my ear space with bullshit like what you’re listening to?!!

Same, she’s a Tool Fan too; none of us have chosen to take the new Tool album as seriously as their past efforts. I listened to most of it last night. One song towards the end wasnt agreeing with me and i had to turn it off

Kinda looks like him....

If it was ryan gosling he would have been breaking character and laughing through the whole thing

Yeah that’s not him. 🤣🤣🤣

@@garrettolson4526 Nah, it may take multiple takes, but he is a profesional.

I'm more surprised Matt Hardy is a Tool fan.

*Beastie

If im the man, and your the man, and hes the man as well...

Ha, well I’ve got some advice for him, little buddy.

they should’ve been sipping on coke

That's like witnessing the lochness monster making out with sasquatch... damn that's awesome and I'm so jelly

Huge fan of DT too but prefer Fates Warning TBH

@@erichoffman5984 U missed the point. Must be a Tool fan.

@@erichoffman5984 So? Fates Warning and Dream Theater have diferent styles. Awaken The Guardian is so diferent to Images & Words, I don't get what's the problem if you prefer Fates Warning.

Solution: listen to both.

The name of this fart is "pushit"

@@twr412 ..a cavern of treasures no one has been to

Who is maynard? Lei li mi pipi

Yeah, cos it'd be in a 7/8 time signature

Oh you must mean Fear Inoculum

Its more like powerslop

Progressive post-metal Alternative ART-rock

Stoner rock.

Alternative alt-rock. Isn't that just rock?

Shitstorm , i neither agree nor disagree, but I wonder how do you classify Black Sabbath?

How did we get so old so fast?

@@Kevin.Kelly. because when 10,000 days came out, today's highschool seniors were only 4 or 5.. and I was still a highschool senior 😔

Ross The Maker: I was a high school senior when AEnima came out of that tells you anything. The last Tool show I went to was in ‘97 😆

@@Kevin.Kelly. '97 wow, I'd say it's due time you saw them again!

Ross The Maker: I would if the ticket prices weren’t so crazy and they didn’t sell out all of the time. I’m not paying $200. I used to pay $40 and they never sold out. And to me, that was back when Maynard sang and when they were in their prime. They were on fire back then.

The good stuff? Still respect them as musicians, butttt

Its a lot easier to remember than this haha

Freebird!

Or FUCKIN SLAYER -outside of Canada....

LMAO accurate

FNA

We'd love to know what they thought of it too!

I thought what they were saying was educational

There's a joke here other than the lame chicks?

@@zero_the_source Nope. 🤣

Been a fan since their inception but i can be insufferable about them sometimes so yeah i did find it funny probably cause i dont take MYSELF too seriously after all they can say what they want to even if its not serious,lol.

The A=432 people are the worst of the worst when it comes to TOOL fans.

Depends whether you count zero, and whether you count the number "1" twice ;)

17!th number

Maynard said it's random, though

Yeah, you gotta let it flower.

@@jdhed1 gotta let it spiral out

It sounds great live not gonna lie

​@@jdhed1 no joke man. all tool albums but the new one i liked pretty much right away. i was indifferent with the new one but always kept coming back giving it a chance, and honestly the album isn't weak at all like i thought, it's actually a really good fucking album. sure maybe some fans were hoping for something better given the 13 year gap, but lets be realistic, if Tool put this out a couple years after 10,000 days people would gobble that shit up. all i can say is to any Tool fan, if you're having a hard time getting into the new album, just give it some time. fuck they're in their 50s and still putting out good shit. not washed up at all

8R014V amén man. I was one of those people that said that this album was underwhelming and almost forgettable when I was listening to it back in September-November range. Then i let it go. I came back to it a week ago and it sounds so different to me now. I’m really enjoying it.

😅😂

SAME.

Lol

Not as much as the guy in the video who suffered a fatal head injury

@@cobraimploder That's what made me feel the most attacked, because I'm not really feeling the new album, either.

yup. bunch of dickheads

Liam Wade facts

Isn't this every band sub though? They're all full of the most crazed of fans in my experience lol

A N yes but Tool is the worst. A circle jerk of people that worship Tool like it’s a goddamn religion. They swarm you if you say something mildly critical about the band or a song.

Seven155 and accurate

Agreed, I’m not even mad about it

Yup, it was on the dot man

...is a tool

I died. 🤣

Holy hell they caught us

They only wish. Quit comparing. Tool is sucks and are overrated.

@@jramone8567 nice bait

Lol yeah, okay.

jramone Dude what the fuck? Who are you to tell someone else which music is better? I would listen to Tool any day over Pink Floyd and that’s just a matter of opinion.

Tool is not metal, nor have they ever claimed to be. This would not appeal to metal heads.

First time in a while there wasn’t a (group) public outcry over an offensive piece of work.

@@MB-ln9nv The whole ToolBand subreddit is full of people that are unironically like the people in this video... They don't understand sarcasm or humor at all, every meme posted gets downvoted to hell. Whenever someone shares any kind of dissenting opinion they take it as a personal attack

Preach man, I'm not a tool fan at all and it's primarily the fan base that keeps me from liking them. Those of you who are like that, really don't help new people coming in.

@@facelesscovers763 do not let there crazy fans discourage you from listening! There are a lot more normal fans than whacked out ones... Lol

@@facelesscovers763 Great, but what do their fans have to do with the music itself? You should listen to a band because of the music they make, not because of what their fans are like.

Thank u so much, they're a huge inspiration

Ti pidor

Я не понял шутку

@Bake Budda Damn... that esc(j)a(cu)lated quick

my regards, Yuri Stepanovich

сукааааа

Prog post metal alternative alt rock sounds about right

@@PeP3DJ i'll fight you when you've learned proper grammar.

@@siriplaydopethrone8973 wut? 🌀

They are nu metal dammit.

Just alternative metal or progressive metal.

Gravel Pit I can't say I'm there yet, but I'm opening to listening more and seeing what's up. 🔥

@Gravel Pit 7empest is overrated. The intro is solid and theres some cool licks by Adam in there but altogether it's nothing to write home about and definitely not worth 15 minutes. Invincible and Pneuma are the best songs on that album by a long shot

Nah, not really, it was a pretty solid album for the 13 year wait.

@@adamhoffmann9028 7empest really got me going for the first five minutes but after the lengthy guitar solo it sort of lost its way. I still think the best songs are Fear Inoculum, Invincible, and Culling Voices

FACTS

Yeah. That's why we hate them!

Becsuse it's amazing?

It's kinda neat though I guess

dogs go woof woof cats go meow meow tool fans go fibonacci fibonacci

Are you implying that not everyone is a tool? I find that elitist and offensive :P

Yup... Or a "tool" bumper sticker on your car 😕

Me and my friends joke about that alot. They certainly seem like the kind of people who would intentionally make a band to see people choose to wear a shirt that says tool on it so they can laugh at em. Have you ever seen any band members rep band merch?

I've been looking everywhere for a Tool t-shirt that doesn't have a giant dick on it 😅

And, the logo on some shirts looks like it says *"fool"*

Whoa this is p cool if true

@@billyalarie929 it's totally true. I recommend the chupacabra rosa. It's an awesome sweet red.

I'm that coworker

@@lxllipop. I am too.

Me too. I actually thought you were my co worker

Me too!

We must work at the same place

Yet they’ve constantly been in denial about Maynard’s sexual abuse and pedophilia allegations..

Good riddance

You mean beating them to death with a bottle of wine?

Without Tool they will never be found, go forth and find the lost ones my friend.

You mean your ex friends lost out on someone with real taste!

Wouldn't have surprised me one bit if Maynard had been there in a wig hamming it up lol