Metro Sim Hustle - Sigma Male Simulator

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@Onlybadtakes2589 3 жыл бұрын

Looks like a compilation of a bunch of Unity engine cash grabs combined into an actual full game

@justiceforjoggers2897 3 жыл бұрын

Sounds about right

@Zack_Wester 3 жыл бұрын

@@justiceforjoggers2897 sounds like no problem. asset flips just meant you had a lot of stuff and did nothing whit it. I mean tecnicly even the AAA studio got huge liberies of asset they reuse over and over. think there is still some coble_stone.jpg (famus used a lot in the early 90 exaple mario64).

@changsiah2 3 жыл бұрын

@@Zack_Wester unless made by themself then yes

@cubeflinger 3 жыл бұрын

Unity is a decent engine in the right hands but it really has flushed the quality of games down the toilet. A toilet that makes you watch a video before it lets you flush your stinking turd.

@shadoeboi212 3 жыл бұрын

combined with a wierdo fetish game

@sina_sadeghi 3 жыл бұрын

The game tried to be a scam so hard that it turned around and became an actual game.

@pazz1239 2 жыл бұрын

A proper game with gman's positive review somehow

@Indigo_Gaming 3 жыл бұрын

You've sold me. Get me *ON* this crazy train!

@Gaegplays 3 жыл бұрын

ALLL ABOARDDDDD HAHAHHAAHA

@mehcro3622 3 жыл бұрын

NO DONT YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOUR DEALING WITH

@AC-hj9tv Жыл бұрын

Opening riff to Crazy Train intensifies

@Jackagames 3 жыл бұрын

As a train driver I can confirm that we are under the influence of narcotics, having sex with preset woman and fighting in caged arenas.

@williamwallace5201 2 жыл бұрын

I always wondered what train engineers got up to. Now I know

@arsenkurmangali2997 2 жыл бұрын

Train driver most sigma male profession confirmed

@ExodiaTheD1HATER 2 жыл бұрын

It seems like my uncle can confirm as well

@deadbodybaby1 Жыл бұрын

@@ExodiaTheD1HATER I didn’t know that your name was Preset Woman

@AC-hj9tv Жыл бұрын

Fuck yea Sign me up yesterday

@GabrielAPPer 3 жыл бұрын

I get the game is pretty goofy but if the developers had the resources they just had to add a few more professions and side jobs and they could pretty much create a pretty good Life RPG

@unholymackerel8072 2 жыл бұрын

Lowkey the game Cyber-Punk 2077 wishes it was

@R_trigger1344 2 жыл бұрын

you cant even play this on steam neither flight attendent sim and the full hustle game isnt real just a demo

@superchroma 2 жыл бұрын

People enjoyed this sort of thing in WC3 custom maps.

@muskylounger 3 жыл бұрын

"I'd buy a bag of coke and some coffee, knock them off then do 2 or 3 shifts back to back" sounds like a good Tuesday

@taylor-willliamhill3910 3 жыл бұрын

I love how at 9:31, 'Jacob Pritchard' is the character model from the Mafia City ads. That's how Metro Sim Hustle works.

@Sengial 3 жыл бұрын

how u watch this one day ago?

@taylor-willliamhill3910 3 жыл бұрын

@@Sengial I’m a Patron of the channel so I get early access to uploads

@bonfire4120 3 жыл бұрын

Pritchard is also a Deus Ex reference. The devs got good taste in games

@alexsilva28 3 жыл бұрын

That's how Mafia works

@Hobobatman1000 3 жыл бұрын

This has more features and activities than most open world games from AAA studios, holy cow

@someguy8951 3 жыл бұрын

Unless you're Rockstar Games.

@_CiG_ 3 жыл бұрын

Better than cyberpunk

@mikeoxlong567 3 жыл бұрын

The game cyberpunk should have been

@KingMoon110 3 жыл бұрын

This is the only channel where i get to enjoy the suffering of the reviewer for playing horrible games monthly.

@aakhila5371 3 жыл бұрын

Couldn't have said it better myself

@keenanrobinson7239 3 жыл бұрын

Ah a fellow Craig enthusiast.

@plaidpvcpipe3792 3 жыл бұрын

Craig

@sirattlich9380 2 жыл бұрын

Try Civvie's Capstone games and slavjank reviews - in one of them he actually becomes so mentally unstable he willingly goes to the cold room - a room which is cold and normally used for punishment.

@SeanNoonan 3 жыл бұрын

The custom song delivered. Slain once more :D

@hungarianbeast 3 жыл бұрын

How do you have a 3 day old comment under a video that was uploaded 1 day ago? :D

@badnetcode6228 3 жыл бұрын

@@hungarianbeast unlisted video most likely. Perhaps he's a patreon or subscriber.

@Lord_Deimos 3 жыл бұрын

The player character probably lives a much more fulfilling life than most of us.

@Texelion3Dprints 3 жыл бұрын

Sex, drugs and metro. I don't even have the metro.

@awakeandwatching953 3 жыл бұрын

well the police aint arresting you for going in to some one else house to visit so its already a massive step up from half of Australia

@why-hf6gc Жыл бұрын

@@Texelion3Dprints I just don’t have the sex 🥲

@dylan8736 3 жыл бұрын

First time hearing this much emotion from Gman.

@lukethorpe5308 3 жыл бұрын

8:54 of course Gman would watch strippers who use at dooms gate as there song

@hybridAbsol 2 жыл бұрын

Sounds of farts to me

@sukamadik5983 3 жыл бұрын

There is no title in existence that can do this game justice.

@someguy8951 2 жыл бұрын

Not even My Summer Car?

@shadymcnasty5920 2 жыл бұрын

What does that even mean

@sukamadik5983 2 жыл бұрын

@@shadymcnasty5920 It means no title given to this game will give you a remote inkling into what it's about.

@H1KE 3 жыл бұрын

" Your very own custom songs" - This is the quality I tune in for every video.

@Texelion3Dprints 3 жыл бұрын

"It's not a masterpiece by any stretch". - IGN 11/10

@dukenukem1704 3 жыл бұрын

I’m a metro worker, and this is the most accurate game to my amazing life… hail to the king baby!!

@sozaj 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah, Duke Nukem would have to get a mundane "need it to live" job after his LAST game. I can just see it now!

@deadbodybaby1 Жыл бұрын

You don’t have a job

@TheAmazingCowpig 3 жыл бұрын

Sigma Male Simulator, absolutely incredible fr though, the metro part started off oddly strong and then the rest of the review just kept spiraling upwards

@Scout-Fanfiction 3 жыл бұрын

As a longtime Doom fan, i appreciate the "modern" remake of the Doom title theme :D. Thanks Gman ^_^

@mmmmmmmmmmm10 3 жыл бұрын

Duke 3d theme with farts? Edit: My bad, listened again it is doom.

@Scout-Fanfiction 3 жыл бұрын

@@mmmmmmmmmmm10 No worries :). He could've used either and it would still be hilarious :D

@comchia4306 3 жыл бұрын

being a fan of GMan is a sigma simulator.

@steele1485 3 жыл бұрын

I remember seeing someone play this game and operating the train then outta nowhere running over someone on the track. It was funny, so unexpected.

@galatron510 3 жыл бұрын

Could’ve been funhaus back when Adam was still there as they played a shit ton of simulator games back in the day.

@steele1485 3 жыл бұрын

@@galatron510 yes, I remember now. You are right!!

@quinnmarchese6313 3 жыл бұрын

@@galatron510 spent this entire review thinking, "didnt funhaus play this a looooong time ago?"

@Prodawg 3 жыл бұрын

Oops an accident

@kreb9721 3 жыл бұрын

You gotta get on your #grindset. Sigmas grind until certain death.

@SimplexPL 3 жыл бұрын

Have you considered reviewing Hobo Tough Life? I did not play it but what from what I learned about it, it maybe a hidden indie gem :) It bears some similarities to Metro Sim Hustle, only instead of driving a metro train in a fictional American city you dumpster dive in a fictional Czech (Slovakian?) city.

@Thraakull 3 жыл бұрын

Czech - Praslav - is a fictional city where a couple of real cities is mixed (no, it is not how Prague looks)

@SimplexPL 3 жыл бұрын

@@Thraakull Thanks for the correction! I think there's something similar to Hradczany in the game? (I am using Polish spelling) EDIT: wow, 46 likes, DAAAAMN. None of my comments ever got so many likes, hopefully gmanlives review of Hobo Tough Life is incoming :)

@poopshooter9309 3 жыл бұрын

Tried it, it's boring

@thisemptyworm4677 3 жыл бұрын

Watched funhaus played it; it’s funny AF

@SimplexPL 3 жыл бұрын

@ Just Some Guy without a Mustache And yet it has "Very Positive" rating on Steam, from people that actually played it.

@swordshark3903 3 жыл бұрын

“Terrorist attack? What’s that mean?” Shit had me crackin up

@Nod_Lucario 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, this sorta feels like a single-player version of those Garry's Mod RP maps. Might consider buying it. Wonder if this will get some mod support in the foreseeable future?

@muckymucks 3 жыл бұрын

This is kind of what Jim Sterling used to do: pick an obscure crap game and review it. Except that Gman actually lists pros and cons and even though the game sucks he has fun with it because he enjoys video games. Sterling hates video games and dumps on everything.

@Kingcole6 3 жыл бұрын

@@cycadaacolyte6349 agreed, wholeheartedly.

@WretchedIcon 3 жыл бұрын

I didn't watch know who Jim Sterling was until I watched a video recently where he was being "sued" by dev brothers, Digital Homicide Studios. The video painted the brothers in a poorer light than Jim Sterling, but I've seen a couple of comments like yours suggesting Jim Sterling's kind of a twat.

@GhostLink92 3 жыл бұрын

I was about to make this comparison. Jim would just bitch about this endlessly, whilst bringing a lot of attention to it. Then probably complain that it's making shitloads of money off of the attention he gave it.

@ChucksSEADnDEAD 3 жыл бұрын

@@WretchedIcon Jim was kind of an anti-hero of games journalism, as he sort of rejected the title of journalist after Destructoid and gained a following by calling out anti-consumer practices. He was also a legitimate entertainer on the Destructoid podcast with Jonathan Holmes and Max Scoville. Let's just say that after years of "pretending" to be an egotistical maniac on camera he seemed to actually let his online persona take over.

@ForlanceAbice 3 жыл бұрын

@@ChucksSEADnDEAD More or less. Last I check, Sterling goes by *she* now as of last year. Apparently drunk a bit of the koolaid in the past couple years or so, especially since a certain president hit office. Oh well, Sterling was nice while they lasted, but they all burn out sooner or later.

@CaptJABRONIE 3 жыл бұрын

I love the "live" bits. Whether they're actual clips from you playing or actual bits I think are really good additions

@StevenSenegalU 3 жыл бұрын

Metro Sim makes you FEEL like your a Sigma Male

@dreamEnd 3 жыл бұрын

I remember playing this shit before. Train job was fun at first but gets boring real fast so I tried other jobs. Gambling was unreliable and fighting in the arena was impossible so all I did was make drugs and hack computers for money

@AC-hj9tv Жыл бұрын

I want to do that irl

@gojiradestructor 3 жыл бұрын

I am so glad you recorded your thoughts in real-time lol "I'm gonna have to now, he called me his brother."

@Tarkus-Ivalice-dweller 3 жыл бұрын

This game just shows that a modern life simulator would make millions on steam. GTA online roleplaying is not for everyone.

@XxMeatShakexX 3 жыл бұрын

Did they name the two characters Eva and Ivan so they can get away with just slurring the names and not having to record two sets of dialog?

@Tekisasubakani 3 жыл бұрын

Yeeeah, I wouldn't think a game of this uh, caliber, would have voiced dialogue.

@Ostsol 3 жыл бұрын

I'd totally go to a club where strippers danced to the Doom soundtrack.

@MrMochi-nl1zb 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like the bits of live commentary helps to keep your video engaging, and frankly it’s funny and adds to the review

@Obiniu 3 жыл бұрын

So it's just like Yakuza, but with train conductors

@Moostar95 3 жыл бұрын

Underground fights, mini games, and jobs. 100% western yakuza!

@AnthonyWabo 3 жыл бұрын

This looks actually like a hilarious game and it's tongue in cheek tbf

@mukamuka9822 3 жыл бұрын

Multiple times during the review i forgot that this is a Metro Simultating game

@beetheimmortal 3 жыл бұрын

Please continue to record your reactions, it really does add a lot to the whole video

@ShadeDraws 3 жыл бұрын

This needs to be a VR game.

@trolojolo6178 2 жыл бұрын

Yes

@Papamikkk 3 жыл бұрын

Genuinely love the light rp during the security threat moment

@mcchazster9376 3 жыл бұрын

This is the best birthday video i could've asked for.

@elghost3960 3 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday mate!!! 😁

@wolfiewoo3371 3 жыл бұрын

Happy birthday!

@F00dCHAiN 3 жыл бұрын

Keep grinding, my fellow sigmas 😤

@jakeshepherd7046 3 жыл бұрын

I could listen to you having conversations with security for hours, it's weirdly relaxing.

@hybridAbsol 2 жыл бұрын

Those damn terrorists are causing trouble again, can you go sort them out for me pls, tq :v

@uhhh8941 3 жыл бұрын

Felt like the gameplay voice over segments show some more personality than normal recently, and I've been loving them

@punisheddante5879 3 жыл бұрын

You should really start streaming this games, would be fun

@MadMaxBLD 3 жыл бұрын

Love the open mic format! Nice change of pace from your narration. Also, keep reporting on these extravagant games. Sometimes it's hard to believe stuff like this exists!

@JM-dq7xn 3 жыл бұрын

I've spilled my drink when "At doom's gate" started playing, you absolute evil mastermind

@MrRalfnader 3 жыл бұрын

your live reacion is a fun addition to your otherwise excellent reviewing format!

@brianpj5860 3 жыл бұрын

That stripper dancing to doom had me guttbusted!!!! LMAO

@pineapple999100 2 жыл бұрын

The cuts in your videos are so perfectly timed. You consistently make me shit myself.

@spike30001 2 жыл бұрын

I had this from launch and knew it was something special from the beginning. Loved your video and not played it for a while due to life but will be rebooting this as I can see lots have been added since my last play. I love simulators and that's my attraction here and I do like trains. But just playing as a normal working guy with issues of life and earning money and then enjoying myself on things I shouldn't do is so much fun. I recommend this game. And I like how it looked too for a lower budget Indie it exceeds many. If you love trains but feel they needed a bit more this is the game for you. This is a hidden gem and saved me loads as I not longer go out to do these things in real life anymore.

@1ceClimber 2 жыл бұрын

Man, my favorite part about this video was just hearing the Live reactions. I need more of this.

@McN4styFilth 3 жыл бұрын

I feel like you'd fall in love with my summer car.

@benvanasdale6273 3 жыл бұрын

Fuckin aye you're my favorite KZfaqr. I will NEVER get tired of the use of tourettes guy audio in your videos. Never change, Gman.

@turdferguson9725 3 жыл бұрын

The E1M1 fart music made me laugh uncontrollably. Well done Gman.

@judechauhan6715 Жыл бұрын

Obviously the beef cream is just a bad translation of milk but I think adding the crucial missing part making it read as "Chocolate beef cream" makes the product infinitely more appetising

@IbrahiemLegoFilms 3 жыл бұрын

Dude now I want full let's plays from you

@CaptainPerfect 3 жыл бұрын

Probably one of your funniest videos. Also you gotta include your "live" commentary more often.

@danhulson8703 3 жыл бұрын

Wow they finally started Patching stuff back into Cyberpunk did they,It looks a bit better too

@alexsilva28 3 жыл бұрын

Can't believe it took so long for them to make train rides available. It was in the E3 trailer ffs

@MilanVoorhees 3 жыл бұрын

Cringe.

@danhulson8703 3 жыл бұрын

@@alexsilva28 that's what i thought too

@ragingfred 3 жыл бұрын

This game needs a film adaptation

@hotrod360 Жыл бұрын

Been watching you Gman since I came across the first review you did of TimeSplitters 2. All of your videos have always been entertaining and awesome. This review by far made me laugh the most out of all the videos you've made. Keep up the awesome work bro 👍

@danielthomas7193 3 жыл бұрын

I never knew I wanted a lapdance while Doom music plays in the background. Thank you again for showing me your wisdom GChad. 🙏

@noburu4717 2 жыл бұрын

You can play custom tracks in the jukebox? Fuck, now you sold me on this game.

@mer_meh 3 жыл бұрын

I bought this game a few months ago and love it. It has everything I could want in a game and the developer even updates it all of the time which is rare for indie games. Only thing I dislike are the creepy NPCs and the odd adult content (which can be turned off but still a weird thing to put in a game like this)

@GSG-io8zp 3 жыл бұрын

What’s the adult content like?

@Spankyy811 2 жыл бұрын

@latex glove coz he geh

@someguy8951 2 жыл бұрын

@latex glove They still praised the game tho.

@Nexum120 3 жыл бұрын

Having your mic on during gameplay is great, hope to see more vids like this!

@nathanddrews 3 жыл бұрын

Finally, a quality Steam Deck exclusive!

@marksantory4405 3 жыл бұрын

Man I have been a fan of yours for fucking years now and it makes me so happy to see how big your channel is growing. Out of all the funny shit that has mad me laugh in your videos I gotta say hearing the doom soundtrack at a strip club fucking hit me like a metro train and cracked me up so hard. Cheers man!

@marbl3d45 3 жыл бұрын

what?

@marksantory4405 3 жыл бұрын

@@marbl3d45 I'm not sure what you don't understand about that comment. It's pretty straight forward. I mean I can break it down some. I let him know how grateful I am to have been entertained for years by showing respect for the growing number of views his channel has received since I first started watching. Then I proceeded to explain that the part where he talked about putting your own music in the jukebox at the strip club made me laugh more so than any other joke on his channel because of his surprising use of the doom video game song. To further express my opinion of it I then made a comparison to fit the situation of being surprised and having a sudden change of mood. To end it I figured Australian's say cheers a lot so I steroetyped him to that farewell. Hope that helped.

@ClearWhiteWater 3 жыл бұрын

When Gmanlive star using meme as opening *GENIUS*

@seanroberts8688 2 жыл бұрын

Fart based Doom cover is the type of quality content I sub for

@thedeegee1601 3 жыл бұрын

Yep, looks like a quality Steam game.

@evey0259 2 жыл бұрын

The bit from 12:00 to 12:46 never fails to make me laugh my ass off.

@mask7959 3 жыл бұрын

Honestly, that intro could sell the game all on its own.

@BenHussGaming 3 жыл бұрын

Excellent video! I didn’t expect you to enjoy the game from the thumbnail

@Zack_Wester 3 жыл бұрын

5:05 oh thats some solid stock radio chatter sound. I remember that line from I think it was Neotokyo a Hl2 mod.

@spoike7027 3 жыл бұрын

The mega fart you keep sneaking into your videos gets me off guard every time. Vinesauce Joel introduced me to that one

@terysteroll7040 3 жыл бұрын

9:22 You know the city's effed up when the guy from the mafia city ads turned out to be just a clerk.

@elghost3960 3 жыл бұрын

I love this mic reaction idea 👌🏻❤️ great video btw Gman 😂 keep up the good work ❤️😁

@TyrannicalCannibal 3 жыл бұрын

dang your regular voice is quite entertaining as much as your script voice. more of that please

@morallybankrupt1461 3 жыл бұрын

I’ve used narcotics to maintain my sanity for years. Maybe I should be a train conductor.

@insanejughead 2 жыл бұрын

I'm in love with this game. I'm off to buy and binge it now! Thanks Gman!

@fascinator9526 Жыл бұрын

The comedic timing of that doom theme remix is just... wow, laughed my ass off there

@pecadorr93 3 жыл бұрын

So nice of you to gift us this content

@GladBoysPainBoys 3 жыл бұрын

I can't really begin to describe how perfect the Tourettes Guy sound clips are. They're really great.

@someguy3186 3 жыл бұрын

Nice touch using the Doom 32x fart track there, lol.

@DeusSlayer 2 жыл бұрын

Dude, its like you read my mind about ddr and time crisis 2. You can't have an legit working arcade with these two games absent.

@tysonevarard968 2 жыл бұрын

"She asked me what my favorite position was... I said CEO."

@zenx3855 3 жыл бұрын

I really liked the reactions, Makes me want a gmanlives let’s play.

@winterboltgames 3 жыл бұрын

NecroVision, dude, PLEASE!

@BloodRedFox2008 3 жыл бұрын

9:22 oh hey it's the "that's how mafia works" guy. I recall hearing he's a stock Unity asset so not surprised to see him in a game that seems to be made using nothing but those (he also appears in Deadly Premonition 2 because it wouldn't be a SWEARY game without tons of weird jank and whatnot).