Captain Is Not Happy!! | Miami Boat Ramps | Black Point
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2 жыл бұрынWelcome to the Miami Boat Ramps channel. We are dedicated to bringing you all the craziness that goes on at the boat ramps in South Florida! Sit back and enjoy the show!
Ramps we currently cover: 79st (La 79!) / Black Point Marina / Haulover
We are working on adding 2 more ramps to the roster. Stay tuned!
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@StrikeTheRoot 2 жыл бұрын
"get some weight in the rear" takes on a whole new meaning with big momma.
@Kapnwill 2 жыл бұрын
Little known fact. That was a regular full back bikini. Woman’s medium.
@julianlavreau5618 2 жыл бұрын
Baby had back. That's a scientific true fact.
@mrericparham 2 жыл бұрын
a little bit of ballast!
@arkybaldknobber8062 2 жыл бұрын
She's bigger than one of my brood sows
@gewglesux 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah Mami!
@timtam6442 2 жыл бұрын
“Extra weight on the rear”. I’m crying 😢
@antoniomontana4480 2 жыл бұрын
lol a little too extra
@racerx6 2 жыл бұрын
Same thoughts!!! He tried to be subtle about it.
@hammerdown3876 2 жыл бұрын
@Tim Tam - my thoughts exactly... lol
@jeremycaylor9151 2 жыл бұрын
Some extra "thiccness" on the rear.
@jaxmoney4673 2 жыл бұрын
@@jeremycaylor9151 😬😬
@snorman1911 2 жыл бұрын
I'm a big fan of extra weight in the rear!
@thehungryhunter3454 2 жыл бұрын
there was def some extra weight in the rear hahaha
@alanj9391 2 жыл бұрын
If "captain" at around 5:00 isn't happy, he should have told the people on the lines what he wanted beforehand - that bump is all down to him.
@joemunk 2 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@alant5757 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly… Captain still came in too hot… and should have told the crew what he wanted from them.
@Kapnwill 2 жыл бұрын
He has a single line tied to the T top. He’s got zero business lecturing anyone.
@joeg5414 2 жыл бұрын
@@satunnainenkatselija4478 then he shouldn't have let them do anything if they're that dense
@WickedPinfish 2 жыл бұрын
From flared tempers, and boat owners who shouldn't own or even be allowed on a boat, it never ceases to amaze me that there isn't a daily fatality report from this ramp!!!
@larrystephens7437 2 жыл бұрын
Get it up for my girl in the black and red.! Just needed a little more bounce!
@tomrogers9467 2 жыл бұрын
I could never get it up for that!
@iwin1833 2 жыл бұрын
500 lbs of extra weight on the rear axle really gets way better traction .
@Idahoprepper71 2 жыл бұрын
1:48. There was definitely weight on the rear!
@arkybaldknobber8062 2 жыл бұрын
She should be arrested for wearing that in public
@XploreAz 2 жыл бұрын
@@arkybaldknobber8062 I almost vomited when I saw that. 🤢🤮
@RSChris666 2 жыл бұрын
1:05 DAMN! Look at the backyard on that sweat hog! Gonna need the big tractor if you plan on mowing that down.
@TERoss-jk9ny 2 жыл бұрын
Time to start a “Boats vs Docking” show! Docks gonna win almost every episode.
@richardredhead 2 жыл бұрын
I don't why people dock at a launch ramp in the first place. Drop off your driver, back away from the dock, drive your boat on the trailer as soon as it's in the water. Our boat NEVER touches the dock, we're on and off the ramp in less than 2 minutes.
@earlmathews7742 2 жыл бұрын
I always love the Miami boat ramp it sometimes it is very very comical so that’s what I enjoy about it
@chriskemper7627 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching all the different ways that a person can launch and retrieve their boat. I've never thought of some of them.
@markguerin701 2 жыл бұрын
Im from Michigan, we go drink beer and watch this same comedy show at the harbor muskegon mi. Its always a blast
@RussianDoll369 10 ай бұрын
You could be a sport's caster, your voice narration Is mesmerizing my friend.
@music-jj2pl 11 ай бұрын
Swore that big truck was going in the water. You just get that feeling. I bought my boat then it sat in the driveway for 4 months while I scoped out the exact truck i needed with 4x4 and the right tires. I didn't want to have someone else by the boat as I've been waiting for over a year for that exact one.
@shakey2634 Жыл бұрын
I’m amazed at how many people don’t start getting ready for docking until they are almost there.
@meauxjeaux431 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, adding just a LITTLE BIT of extra weight sure helped the first truck gain traction didn't it ?
@annmaulder4106 2 жыл бұрын
Cheeky draw bar ballast, perfect!!!
@thehungryhunter3454 2 жыл бұрын
I wonder what the big truck is going to do with that dishwasher lol
@MuffyThePomeranian 2 жыл бұрын
i’m from california and i love watching these videos!
@toupac3195 2 жыл бұрын
I'm surprised they haven't built bleachers and a concession stand on the side. This is a full sporting event. 🤭
@signoresantinoburnett1169 2 жыл бұрын
No shit eh. It will be set up like a soccer support section with banners, flags, smoke and songs.
@burprobrox9134 2 жыл бұрын
Sell beer and hotdogs
@michaelmccarthy4615 2 жыл бұрын
There is a nice shaded and sloped lawn to sit down on.
@gillvanwijk5037 2 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad our days of boating were over years ago ! We would have been fodder for your channel every weekend !
@SneakerShow24 2 жыл бұрын
I love how often you guys post!
@jamesa6272 2 жыл бұрын
All that junk in the trunk came in handy. Eesh GD lady
@marcuslinton310 2 жыл бұрын
What a clusterF of madness.
@BigDeeIn480p 2 жыл бұрын
Serious question here because I’m not a boater and don’t know, But why do people not put boat fenders on when docking? I see them hitting stuff all the time on here and don’t understand why they wouldn’t just have them ready.
@paulviezee3973 2 жыл бұрын
fun guaranteed !
@rona8663 2 жыл бұрын
Great video... thanks Broncos
@jamesparker6017 2 жыл бұрын
Coral Gables 🌴🇺🇸 My Father and I used to watch the dopers at Crandon boat ramp back in the 1970's. Carry on 👍🏄
@signoresantinoburnett1169 2 жыл бұрын
Key Biscayne. I've launched from there before.
@deepthinker1918 2 жыл бұрын
That was B.O.A!
@derekcrook3723 2 жыл бұрын
Lots of xtra weight and bouncing 😉
@50shadesofblue24 2 жыл бұрын
Wow man this was a wild one lol. Some real googans on this one
@jonpaulcottrell7314 2 жыл бұрын
Perfect weight ❤️
@sustainableurbanismmarkmey398 2 жыл бұрын
Quick question...I live in SoCal now, but used to live in Lauderdale...what do you all think is the craziest boat ramp in Broward these days? Thanks for the memories BroncosGuru & WavyBoats. Love this channel!!!
@jlr3636 Жыл бұрын
I live in San Diego, use to go water skiing with friends, don’t remember this kind of action ever being a problem, is it the design of the ramps.. too steep, docks not isolated from the ramp, too many people (yes), crocodiles 😍. Around here most docks are separated from the ramps, dock your boat, get the trailer, wait your turn, back down the trailer, go get your boat, load and pull out, transfer stuff to truck in the parking lot.
@americantaxpayer4551 2 жыл бұрын
1:05 "too much fun"? Otherwise known as "tons of fun"
@12345robjohn 2 жыл бұрын
Very funny commentary
@tomrogers9467 2 жыл бұрын
Manatees LOVE the camera!
@jakel3424 2 жыл бұрын
1.07. She is amazing.
@andreselizb4469 Жыл бұрын
That tummy tuck is legendary. Who is the Doctor so I know where to take my future wifey.
@jasonjansen9831 2 жыл бұрын
1:48 with that 400lb land whale on the back I'm surprised they didn't break an axle
@gregnavarra7062 2 жыл бұрын
Extra weight on the rear? Baahaa
@dansullivan6183 2 жыл бұрын
Rookies!
@marshdweller01 2 жыл бұрын
2:08 At least they had matching shirts
@ryanbaseball7629 2 жыл бұрын
I was at black point and I didn't see you guys filming rip it was yesterday
@MikeK2100 2 жыл бұрын
Heard the engine hit which I believe caused the boat to hit the dock. Guess the deck hands didn't want to argue.
@thealienarms 2 жыл бұрын
This is basically a nature documentary on human behavior lmao
@Bulldozzerdoser 2 жыл бұрын
Miami? Yeah usually the boat is smarter than the operator!
@Cerus98 2 жыл бұрын
4:49 I’m watching on my smartphone and even I can see it has cleats.
@CooManTunes 2 жыл бұрын
The marina should have a 'wait for your turn' system implemented. When it's your turn, they call your number.
@georgegiannojas5651 2 жыл бұрын
Heavy load day
@larsen007 2 жыл бұрын
Here in Norway people that stands on the dock help out if they they see someone struggle to got on the hard.😊
@evagengler9666 Жыл бұрын
People also do that here. If they don't it usually means they can't. If they're not available to help then they're busy w/their own boat but most of the time you will see people help.
@julianlavreau5618 2 жыл бұрын
Long time viewer -- great content. One important request. I've never heard a callout of which way the current is headed. Ever. I can guess based on the wave riplets, but it would make the approaches being shot by these captains much more understandable (or shall I say interestingly educational and entertaining) if the direction of the current was known. Also: Your videos can be far longer in duration. When I'm really into them, here is heard, "Speaking of getting out of here...." Anyway, keep up the great work!!!
@adambotica6419 2 жыл бұрын
I can't believe how many people pull their boat out with the motor trimmed down. Can also use it to help move the weight forward not to mention scraping a prop
@kirbus69 2 жыл бұрын
"Honey, could you jump on the bumper with us please, we need a lot more weight...." is something I hope I am never stupid enough to say to my wife.
@bchluvrxyz816 2 жыл бұрын
Love the boaters at 4:52. They wait until the boat is 5 seconds from the dock to decide to untangle what appears to be a 10 years old clothesline, and then demonstrate their complete lack of understanding physics and motion, as the boat slams into the dock. Watching these vids only makes me question: Are there any experienced boaters out there?
@billmadison2032 2 жыл бұрын
Was it Large Marge day at the boat ramp?
@signoresantinoburnett1169 2 жыл бұрын
Large Margarita
@Renegade040 2 жыл бұрын
OMG, what type of surface is on these boat ramps, just looks like shiny concrete.
@mattdillon6899 2 жыл бұрын
wow you got kim kardashian on your channel
@GFSwinger1693 2 жыл бұрын
Wow, 1:50, that thong was never seen or heard from again.
@davidgriffin14 2 жыл бұрын
Damnnnn, Miami has some thick girls!
@polvandennieuwenhof9137 2 жыл бұрын
the truck around 07:00 minutes, is it even close to legal to have spikes like that as your lugnuts??
@percivalgooglyeyes6178 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, but it looks kewl.
@marvindebot3264 2 жыл бұрын
How to turn a nice truck into a dick mobile. What's the bet it had truck nuts as well?
@Standswithabeer 2 жыл бұрын
...sometimes i think we oughta give some of these 'captains' a pilot's license & thin the herd from the air, lol.
@michaelking42 2 жыл бұрын
Wonder how many boaters come back to see themselves as stars of this channel?
@iveyfaganjr605 2 жыл бұрын
Some thic ones today!!!! Damn!
@kevine.phillips7578 2 жыл бұрын
Extra weight? I could have done without seeing that.
@snorman1911 2 жыл бұрын
Huh, I skipped back and watched it 10 times.
@C5Ron7 2 жыл бұрын
👍👍
@Mark-sd7fc 2 жыл бұрын
Extra rear on the rear
@sethstern6097 2 жыл бұрын
Extra weight on the rear? Or extra rear weight?
@TheVonMatrices 2 жыл бұрын
7:16 what is up with those lug nuts? Is this a James Bond truck? I didn't know tire shredders were legal in Florida.
@austinh1028 2 жыл бұрын
if it rolls down the road, it's legal in Florida Hilarious that it is still a 2wd with all that money into it
@gc4644 2 жыл бұрын
That chic has more junk in the trunk than a 58 Bel Aire!!
@StevenVincentSings 2 жыл бұрын
It's called silicone
@janetyurkin822 2 жыл бұрын
@@StevenVincentSings No, it’s called fat! Who knew things came in XXXXXXXL size!
@robert1340 2 жыл бұрын
I think she was smuggling 100 pounds of “crack.”
@michaelbochenski6299 2 жыл бұрын
Dear Don of the drain plug mafia, Do people in Florida have or even know about boat hooks? I have yet to see one in of your videos. Thanks in advance for any answer. Your fan, Mike
@garynelson9538 2 жыл бұрын
The angry Capt. should have told them to catch the boat with a line from the rear. The whole objective is to stop the boat from drifting forward first. Also a little throd control, would have helped.
@signoresantinoburnett1169 2 жыл бұрын
1:04 UH OH!
@rhein1969 2 жыл бұрын
What I don't understand is why the docks are not floating - If they were floating, you would be stepping DOWN onto the dock, not up. Can't think of one dock here in Puget sound I've ever used that was fixed solid like that.
@RoxnDox 2 жыл бұрын
Not much in the way of tidal range down there, compared to up here. 🤷♂️
@FlaGolfer 2 жыл бұрын
That babe in the red and black two piece- SMH.
@tomrogers9467 2 жыл бұрын
Lose my lunch is more like it,
@88SherryLynn 2 жыл бұрын
Does no oe in Florida know what four wheel drive is? All the 4x4 trucks I see having trouble on the ramp, and of push of a button would solve it
@MangoAficionado 2 жыл бұрын
A little too much fun he said? Jesus
@Kickinpony66 2 жыл бұрын
I think the guy at the end used 4x4 to get some extra traction.
@going.fishing1773 2 жыл бұрын
👍🐟🎣🌊💯
@iancollins6231 2 жыл бұрын
Jesus 😲
@godfreydaniel2308 2 жыл бұрын
Once Miss Jellyroll started bouncing(1:40), the truck pulled the rig right out. Just sayin'.
@pjimmbojimmbo1990 2 жыл бұрын
Cap can scream all he wants, but if you hand lines over to people who are not boaters, and expect perfection... Most boaters insist on putting the trailer in too deep, even roller trailers. I have seen winches in the water, and they think it isn't in far enough.
@isaacgonzalez3684 2 жыл бұрын
1:48 That is how I like them plump with a lot of meat.
@BornAgainCynic0086 2 жыл бұрын
Why are skippers so surprised and rush to get the lines ready when actually AT the dock, and not before? Also, why do so few boats have a mid section cleat? With a mid section cleat no need for 2 lines, one does the trick.
@Steveleanr 2 жыл бұрын
1:08..no.. just no... that's something I cannot un-see........
@mattede8744 2 жыл бұрын
I had to wash my eyes out with soap. I'm just thankful my computer screen is not 3D.
@robertfrederick9061 Жыл бұрын
If people would mark the trailer guide on poles for where to sink the trailer their lives would be so much easier, but I suppose that is almost rocket science.
@alexy6093 2 жыл бұрын
GB: I am not sure how he slip in between everybod here. 90% luck, 5% current, 4% wind, 1% skill.
@Carlton_Wilson 2 жыл бұрын
The trick is to make small bursts of propulsion. Click click, click click. It's a one man job. Having passengers jumping around trying to help is not helpful.
@clobbyhops 2 жыл бұрын
Why in hell is everybody coming back to the docks at the same time to load, this crazy
@jaxmoney4673 2 жыл бұрын
We need a drone POV or time lapse one video
@EpicConspiracy 2 жыл бұрын
Damn. I didn’t know they made thongs that big
@michaelanthony508 Жыл бұрын
So this is what the walmart 3 cart 6 kids with 4 baby daddy's people look like without the pajama pants and slippers.
@tomdrummy4984 2 жыл бұрын
It’s too funny how they all take the opposite angle of approach that they should be. But then, they don’t know what angle of approach means. Lol They all think they are driving a car……..and tying dock line to t top ? 🤣
@going.fishing1773 2 жыл бұрын
🇺🇲⚫🔵⚫🇺🇲
@janetyurkin822 2 жыл бұрын
I don’t know much about boating, but don’t they make boat hooks? Seems to me, they would be safer than using your arms or legs to stop a boat from hitting the dock!
@peterbretherton3546 2 жыл бұрын
Boat hooks, bumpers and having more than one dock line are all illegal in Miami.
@RH-qd2nm 2 жыл бұрын
@@peterbretherton3546 😂😂
@richardredhead 2 жыл бұрын
@@peterbretherton3546 No need for any of that stuff if you know how to properly launch and load.
@davewalker3561 2 жыл бұрын
Look at my boat Look at my truck Look while I act Like a big dumb Censored I like big girls. 😳🥳
@biffbifferson5042 2 жыл бұрын
Nalgona city
@thishandleisnotavailable Жыл бұрын
All that truck needed was big girl, the others could have jumped off
@DonTruman 2 жыл бұрын
One of the few times most men would say "that bikini is WAY too small..."
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