Limerick is the actual form Stephen used. I am a fan have a book with very old ones, 1000 limericks it’s called. Gets parties outta slumps before the substances kick in.

I like Dingus Con

🍊🐔🪣 Joke was "EPIC" 🤣

Had to Google Pol Pot. What a savage comparison!

Would have to lead the Kmer Burnt Sienna

But is Biden still building the wall to mexico? wtf

Filthy, swine-ish imagery!! Love it!!

I love the nod to Chris Farley, RIP. Farley would've been funny doing an impression of Alex Jones.

@@ukhawaja me too. RIP. loved that guy.

God. You centerists have NO idea how much this is leading to Trump’s 2024 victory. Day after day more news and opinions are coming out with unspeakably dire news regarding how much the Democratic Party are basically tending to their weeds while the garden experiences overgrowth around them. Trump is polled 5 points ahead of the Dems on average, and that’s just from yesterday. He’s going to run again and it’s almost a guarantee that he will win again. The Democrats are useless and beyond senile in their approach to politics and TV shows like this are showing their bias to kicking the ex President while they’re (in terms of their political lifestyle) down. Trump is a massive C word and needs to be gone from politics. Biden can sign an exec order anytime to make those kinds of billionaire psychos illegible to run in any election. Obviously that’s never going to happen. And all the Dem-focussed talk shows (like this one) can do is talk about Trump. He shouldn’t be relevant, and this is helping increase his electability day by day. It’s very stupid to keep focusing on him. Biden May as well throw in the towel now and get it over with. Trump wins 2024, and you’re seeing the reasons why play out in front of you.

Great? It's cringe; he looks like a crazy ex girlfriend who can't stop talking about the man who dumped her.

@@TheFlash-rh2el he will be ELIMINATED in the competition...lol

@@phriedokra6158 Every poll is saying he’ll kill the Democrats. Absolutely wipe the floor with them. Are you idiots watching so much Hamilton that you’ve lost sight of the polls or some shit like that? ☹️☹️☹️☹️

@@TheFlash-rh2el polls....? Like the ones that told folks not to worry in 2016 ? No one puts stock in polls. Ratings ? Screw that. Always remember that one of the greatest series on TV, Gene Roddenberry's Star Trek was canceled after the first season. And Dances with Wolves was showered in bad reviews when it first came out only to become an enduring hit. My money is on Biden. Even if it got to the point where we are on ration stamps, I would rather have him.

He reminds me of a Batman villain

Just came here to say that - great use of his catchphrase 😂

Yeah... pity he was such a good Chippendale.

AMEN!

Chris Farley was my first Comedian crush. RIP Chris

Eliana Kwartler (one of Colbert’s writers)

Yeah ditto for me. I noticed that. It was that "WHITE LINE FEVER!" line after the "van by the river! " . I swear I though he was gonna do Rick Flair next. Woohoo!!

I guess you hadn't seen his character, _Tuck Buckford,_ which was based on the nutty Alex Jones. He has been doing it since. 2017. Not in this year, though.

@@waryaawariiri1812 Nutty Alex Jones LoL. Why dude? I dare you to give me one reason or even a hundred and I will provide undeniable evidence that Alex Jones is not only correct but also the most logical man alive! Take that dare brother I will open your mind to the truth!

He sounded like Hulk Hogan & Macho Man Randy Savage wrapped up into one brother!

@@johngreenwood1610 …erm, how about “They’re turning the frogs gay.” Or maybe when he said Sandy Hook was a false flag, or inside job of some kind, in order to take your guns away; you know, the thing he just lost a huge defamation lawsuit over, and is having to pay millions of dollars to settle. And those are just two things off the top of my head, that I didn’t even need to think about; if I was so inclined, I could go through dozens- if not hundreds (and who knows, maybe even thousands) of things that this lunatic has said, which are either just completely deranged bullshit, or out-and-out lies. Alex Jones is nothing but a lunatic, and an obvious grifter; so, unless you were just being sarcastic with your comment, when you ludicrously claimed Jones was both “correct”, and “the most logical man alive”, then I have to conclude that you are a complete headcase, too- I don’t like the conclusion, but it’s accurate, if you believe any of Jones’ bullshit conspiracy theories. If you you were just taking the piss, and being sarcastic, then my apologies for missing the joke; but, if do believe in his insane ramblings, I suggest you seek urgent attention from a team of highly trained mental health professionals, immediately, to help you overcome your ridiculous delusions… I wish you good luck with that, and hope you recover your sanity…if you ever actually possessed to begin with. All the best.

He’s America’s Mayor! 😉

@@jimmybuffet4970 America's Night-mayor.

I love how it took him _utterly embarassing_ himself and *about literally leaking oil* in order for people to stop listening to the completely stupid words coming out of his mouth. They were obviously stupid words all on their own. It's frankly sad what it took.

Ah, how far America’s Mayor has fallen…

Okay, now *I* NEED THAT BUCKET, NOT TO CARRY MY FOOD IN, BUT RATHER PREVIOUSLY EATEN FOOD, COULD EVERYONE PLEASE STOP TALKING SBOUT "THAT GUY'S HEAD"?

I die inside when he does Eric trump!!! Lmao

The teeth are hilarious.

"...always makes me"....What? Makes you a triplet of emojis?

I like that he always takes the time to put away his imaginary props. A true gentleman.

@@TheTokenBilly *ding*

"I dont think anyone gives Colbert credit" other than the Emmy and other awards that he's won?

Eric Trump is my favorite

And even when he doesn’t, he commits 😜🤣

Nor for any measure of wealth that's remotely based on reality.

@@matthewbrown1617 To be fair, all I know about him is A: there's a saying about him that B: implies he was rich and C: might work better contemporaneously if it substituted him for Midas.

I thought as much when I heard it. But then again... his perception of wealth sounds entirely different.

@@matthewbrown1617 Seems likely. Maybe they meant the private-jet-owning fundamentalist preachers or the Massive wealth being held by the con artists who run the Mormon and Catholic and Episcopalian Churches.

@@cassiedevereaux-smith3890 The Croesus story is full of lessons. One is that when he lost the Lydian Empire to Cyrus the Great, Cyrus asked him how he felt about Cyrus's soldiers looting and burning his capital city. He replied that he was a prisoner who owned nothing; the city was now owned by Cyrus, and the soldiers were actually destroying Cyrus's own city. Cyrus immediately stopped the looting and burning.

Best joke of the day!

Nice👊🏿

Ahh, I see what you did there, and I deem it "certified fresh", welcome to the USDA!

The Pros and 'Kan's, eh?

*Bravo!* 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

Bro, I’d like to apologize on behalf of that other reply.

@@ubductedsheep5624 report that crap! Spammers suck…

He writes it all!

I know right... It's like CNN & SNL all in one... truly grateful for the wholesome entertainment Hollywood has given me

there's no other writers on this show? wow

They used the same joke as seth meyer last week literally the exact same. Pretty annoyed by that

@@forgotten1s seth is better!

@@wgooetrik i agree

@@forgotten1s Better delivery too

@@wgooetrik seth meyer actually enjoys his career and loves his fans hes not as put together as stephen but hes more friendly. Stephen is a great interviewer great host but not as fun. Seth is fun uncle who smokes weed colbert is a kind catholic grandpa

Man I miss Chris Farley

❤️❤️❤️

Hell yeah!

Bill hicks would of been better!

@@jeovanneramos5066 Bill Hicks sure does look like Alex Jones lol

He just got his ankle bracelet off the other day. I guess he didn't learn his lesson.

So true! I think he deserves a second chance.

The decent thing for him to have done would have been to decline the pardon Orange Julius Caeser granted him. You are not REQUIRED to accept a pardon: United States v. Wilson, 32 U.S. 150 (1833)

@@MonkeyJedi99 but he didn't receive a pardon, did he? From what I heard he just recently finished his prison sentence. He did his time.

@@WestOfEarth Did I confuse him with someone else? Maybe General (retired) Flynn?

@@MonkeyJedi99 Yeah that's right, Trump pardoned Flynn, Manafort, Stone, Kushner (Sr), but not Cohen. He described Cohen as a rat and said cooperating with prosecutors (or flipping as he called it) for a reduced sentence should be illegal. Cohen also talked a lot of shit as a sworn witness at one of the orange guy's 2 Impeachent trials IIRC.

Merry Christmas to you and your kin 😍

Drawn on paper? Haha

This is actually really sweet, a great idea. Thanks for sharing this!

We did that in my family home a couple years back, too. Painted one on the glass back-door. Also helped the dog figure out when the door is open and when it's closed

Truly A D.I.Y. Colored With Love

Yep.....he plays his role perfect as a piece of $hit

@@brianweatherman1207 , Why are you watching then?

Infectious? You ought to see if there's a vaccine for that.

Paula Bird - thanks for telling me it's the cameraman. I had no idea.

I think showrunner/executive producer Chris Licht was the laugher we usually heard.

I appreciated it too.

Best limerick I've heard since the one about molly mcgee in jaws

Genius🤣👍

What's the question mark for?

​@@ericminchI wondered that too, looking back at it. Don't know why I added it, but I figured why edit.

Jones is the "Angry testicle"

@@grahamcairns4874 yeah, I could see that 😏

Carlin was sound bites. Mark Twain buries him. But READING takes effort.

The clip they showed of Jones immediately put the images of Mussolini doing a rally speech in the late 30's.

Carlin would never be proud of an actor regurgitating his writers bad jokes. How foolish

The abyss is the perhaps both laughable and real threat that Trump, despite being the worst president, will again win with his crazed cult following. Then complaining that Biden isn’t being progressive enough will turn into you complaining that the new dictatorship and book burnings suck.

@Jarred Kiser Like with Obama you have the GOP absolutely refusing to work with the Democrates and him on anything. He has limited options when they dont hold a majority in both house. Then you have Senima and Manchin barely supporting any of the bills but hold an the power they do because of the numbers to get a majority.

Exactly. "progressives" don't realize this and live in fairy tale land where the US government/politics actually move with ease after a year of a new administration and nothing but obstruction by the GOP. Corporations call the shots in this country.

Jarred Kiser One step at a time, honey. Let's work harder to get more progressives into office in the meantime. Even if we have to lie and pretend they're moderates until they get into office. See, that's the problem with liberals and progressives. We aren't good at lying like the opposition.

@Jarred Kiser That is a foolish sentiment. If you tear down Biden, what will spring up to take his place. You think it will be progressives? No, it will be fascists.

Could not agree more!

Colbert hasn't been funny for over a decade. I hope your boss is as understanding

@@ndanieltx , Why are you watching then?

I love his runs across the camera.

second city alum? also what does all of the lights mean? I assume he means caucasians

I hope stone lies again so he can go right back to jail where he belongs

A Thanksgiving gift to one and all. The gift that keeps on giving.

Bring on the Civil war!

@@NewsYourViews -- "Morons vs. Reality". I'm popping the popcorn now. 😁👍

You’re glad? Wait till next year food. Kyle Rittenhouse is the first amendment if they try to retry and convict at the federal level you can kiss the first amendment and your right to self defense goodbye. If they convict infowars there goes the second amendment. But you say domestic terrorist. I’m from Missouri they call it the show me state I say show me one time at any of the protests that he was at or involved with that shows police cars being burned buildings getting vandalized statues getting demolished and federal buildings getting destroyed. I’ll wait........

What about this? kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qbmbedx_u9qymGw.html

Distances in America are quite different from the UK, also Americans are quite addicted to their autos. Public transportation is not widespread except in cities. I wish it were different.

@@marymasters3960 Yes, indeed. I, like most people who drive, am very attached to my car and love to drive, especially in Europe. Higher gas prices at home made me rethink my needs and I now drive a much smaller car with greater mileage economy and fuel efficiency. The government supports environmental protection so, in return for my smaller more efficient, low emissions vehicle I pay less tax and gas is effectively cheaper because I use less of it to go the same distances as before. I miss my big old car but I’d much rather have a cleaner conscience when driving and cash to spend on other things.

@@Balletified nice one :-)

Lowered expectations. kzfaq.info/get/bejne/qbmbedx_u9qymGw.html

😂👌 It heals my revolt by every daddy's boy in the world 🤭

There's a frog joke in there somewhere...

@@Itcouldbebunnies Does it turn them gay?

@@223Drone all of them

Not friggen hot enough! Not behind bars still!🤔

preach brother !!

He was in a 2001 movie called The Waking Life before he was nationally famous, essentially playing himself. It seems hes been screaming, crazy and incoherent his whole life. Shame...I used to love that movie. Now I can't watch it.

I felt Stephen had shades of Hulk Hogan there too.

Drugs....

You would too if you were screaming at the top of your lungs every single day since 1992…

I'm disappointed they couldn't show a pic of Buddy Ebsen.

came here looking for this comment. RIP. loved that guy.

Trying to? Do they keep appearing in his tortured dreams?

The next night Seth made a similar joke, welcome to the Ideaspace.

I had to look it up, but wasn't that Jimmy Kimmel's joke?

@@ColinaEhv I thought so!

Welcome 🙏

From Ontario? I'm watching from here in 'Berta. :)

*Do you want the 🍊🤡 back (**#Trump2024**)?* *Then just ignore my comment.* *Or you wanna destroy the GQP* once & for all? *Then here's a detailed guidance* on how to do that: *If you wanna win elections, you need Progressives, who offer popular policies, like:* - the legalization of Cannabis - a wealth tax - Medicare for all - a raise of the minimum wage to $15 per hour - a green new deal - tuition free colleges/canceling all student loan debts & medical debts *The Democrats tend to win elections, if there's huge voter turnout. Obama was very popular & got (re)elected, bc he ran as a progressive and he promised us fundamental change, while H. Clinton, Al Gore & J. Kerry lost bc. noone was excited about them bc. they stood for nothing!* And Biden only won because Trump was fucking abysmal. The DNC could've nominated an heap of dog shit and said dog shit would've won against Trump. But still, only 43.000 people in 3 states made a difference! Of course, Obama unfortunately turned out to be the biggest fraud in history (bc he was a corrupt, neoliberal do-nothing DINO, who gave us no change whatsoever, & therefore, paved the way for an even bigger fraud in 2016 (the orange menace)). *The Democrats gotta give voters an incentive to vote for them and a* _"I know we suck, but you still need to vote for us, bc our opponents are worse than us."_ (which is basically the case that DINO's like Biden, Clinton make for themselves, each time there's an election) & an _"orange man bad"_ *doesn't inspire anyone!* This very attitude is exactly why the Dems lost a thousand Senate seats during Obamas presidency! 100 mill. Americans didn't vote in 2016! Those people were fed up with being forced again to choose between the lesser of two evils! So they stood home & we got Trump! If someone had been on the Ballot that isn't a full-blown sociopath that couldn't care less about you (Trump, Clinton), my entire family & all my friends would've been there to vote for him/her! One reason, why *Trump, Obama &* progressives like *Bernie are/were that appealing,* is, *because they oppose(d) the establishment.* And many people despise the establishment. *Of course Trump, just like Obama, were a giant frauds, for Trump & Obama ARE THE ESTABLISHMENT! And both governed just like their respective predecessors (Bush Jr. & B. Clinton)!* But unlike Obama and Trump, *Progressives* (like Bernie Sanders, AOC, Ilhan Omar, Charles Booker, Rashida Tlaib, Ayanna Pressley, Shahid Buttar, Ro Khanna, Nina Turner, Jamaal Bowman, Cori Bush, etc.) *aren't frauds! They are THE ONLY PEOPLE who actually care for you & who are actually fighting for you, whereas all the corrupt, neoliberal do-nothing Republikkkans* (Trump, #MoscowMitch, Graham, #CancunCruz, etc.) *& the corrupt, neoliberal do-nothing DINO's* (the Clintons, Biden, Obama, Pelosi, Klobuchar, Mayor #WallstreetPete, #CopmalaHarris, Manchin, etc.) *are EXCLUSIVELY fighting for the wealthy that **-bribed-** "donated" to them!* If Bernie had been on the Ballot in 2016 instead of the corrupt, neoliberal, sociopathic do-nothing DINO, (again) 100 mill. Americans wouldn't've stayed home (including all my family members). And my friends & I wouldn't have wasted our votes for the green party candidate. *If Bernie was POTUS right now, the GQP would be dead, bc Bernie would've canceled all student loan debts* (& maybe even medical debts) *that millions of Americans* (including me, my family & friends) *are drowning in!* Bernie would've ended the endless wars once and for all; legalized cannabis nationwide, etc. And as a result, *Bernie would be the most popular president in decades!* *In the midterms in 2022,* there would be a bloodbath, where *the Republikkkans would be slaughtered, bc millions of people, who* (just like us) *turned their backs on politics,* would've regained confidence in politics & *would show up to vote for the Democrats!* *The GQP would face its extinction once & for all! A Party that is that corrupt, racist, homophobic, misogynistic & xenophobic like the modern Republikkkan Party solely exists bc their only opposition Party (the Democratic Party) is just as corrupt & useless!* *See? Politics isn't rocket science! If you serve the people who elected you & improve their lives, they'll love you and reelect you!* Trump was the result of decades of neglect of the American people, for our major parties stopped serving the American people decades ago & EXCLUSIVELY does/did the bidding of the wealthy! *Under Progressives the Democratic Party would finally become a useful Party again, that actually fights for the American people* (i. e. it'd be the end of neglect of the American people)! *A President Sanders would also be able to use the carrot & stick approach* against obstructing Republikkkans! Bernie could offer Republikkkan scumbags like Sinema, Manchin special projects for their respective states, & if they'd still obstruct Bernie's agenda (which happens to be the American People's Agenda), he'd use the stick. Bernie would have an approval rating of 80-90, whereas the approval rating of Republikkkan scumbags like Manchin/Sinema is in their low 30s, which means he could destroy them when they're up for reelection by supporting someone to their left! *This is how you play politics! And* this is *how the social Democrat Franklin D. Roosevelt passed his agenda! He was that popular that he won 4 elections (in one election FDR won 46 of 48 states)!* *The Republikkkans literally had to come up with term limits in order to prevent the Democrats from permanently winning elections!* *But the DINO Joe Biden can't pressure his fellow Republikkkans because he's not popular & he won't pressure his fellow Republikkkans because he agrees with them!* *Therefore, if you wanna defeat Republikkkan scumbags (Trump, McConnell, Graham, Cruz, etc.), stop voting for Republikkkans/DINO's (Obama, Biden, Pelosi, the Clintons, Klobuchar, Mayor **#WallstreetPete**, **#CopmalaHarris**, etc.) in the first place!* Besides, *The Republikkkans/DINO's are NOT your friends! They DON'T serve you! They DON'T care for you! They DON'T represent you! They all favor their **-bribes-** "donations" over your lives! And only their wealthy donors matter to them, NOT you!* *While preventing the 🍊 menace from getting (re)elected might have been your top priority, the DINO's* couldn't've cared less about Trump! No, their *top priority was to stop Bernie Sanders, bc a decent, non-corrupt man is obviously much more dangerous than a fucking fascist!* And while the DINO's did nothing to prevent their fellow Republikkkans from appointing another Supreme Court Judge last year or to stop Trump, they moved heaven & earth to defeat Bernie (they rigged two primaries against his favor)! And couple weeks ago, there's been an election in Ohio, where another progressive (Nina Turner) ran against another do-nothing DINO (Shontel Brown)! The DINO's (including Hillary Clinton) worked with their fellow Republikkkans (including Fox 'News') to stop N. Turner! Again, *defeating Progressives* (NOT their fascist fellow Republikkkans) *is the DINO's top priority!* Progressives are currently fighting for paid sick leave & paid parental leave (that are standard in every other developed country), lowering prices for prescription drugs, medicare benefits for hearing, vision & dental, etc.! We have none of these things, bc. all Republikkkans are corrupt & bc. the Democratic Party has been taken over by Republikkkans, like Obama (who passed the Republikkkan healthcare plan -Obamacare- Romneycare), the Clintons, Nancy Pelosi & Joe Biden who both literally said: _"we need a strong Republikkkan Party"_ ! Thus, *the DINO's are just as much your enemy as are their fellow Republikkkans! For the DINO's agenda is* in accordance with their fellow Republikkkan's agenda, to wit, *fuck over (non wealthy) Americans, prevent progress & to preserve the status quo!* *Only progressives will make the Democratic Party a useful Party again.* But *the current Democratic Party proves their uselessness every day* all over again. *Despite having the complete control over the government, they get nothing whatsoever done, bc. corrupt, neoliberal do-nothing Republikkkans/DINO's are in charge of the Democratic Party. And the wealthy that **-bribed-** "donated" to said DINO's, don't allow the DINO's to pass any meaningful legislation that would help the American people!* *Progressives are the only people that acutally get things done & improve people's lives & therefore, guarantee huge voter turnout* (bc. they aren't beholden to wealthy donors)! My friends, family members & I donated hundreds of dollars/volunteered hundreds of hours for Bernie, Charles Booker, etc. *My cousin waited nearly 9 hours so he could vote for Bernie & Charles Booker, during a fucking pandemic, that might kill him* and his mother (he's an asthmatic and she's currently fighting breast cancer). *For Bernie and/or Charles Booker, he/we would've waited 9 days if necessary. For DINO's like Biden, Manchin, Clinton, etc., he/we wouldn't wait 9 minutes.* *The DINO's have been in politics for decades and they did fucking nothing for us... They represent the very Status Quo that enabled the Trump presidency in the first place!* *So do the right thing, & join us on the left and help us to replace all the DINO's with progressives.* Because, *Unless we create an economy that works for all Americans and not just a few, the orange menace will be back in 2024.* *Or do you want a rerun of the kakistocracy that was the Trump presidency? Then keep voting for DINO's like the "very electable" Hillary Clinton, the "very electable" Al Gore & the "very electable" John Kerry,* who stood for nothing, other than corruption, Neoliberalism & "Orange man bad", *& your wish shall be granted.*

Dexter, you make a good point, but why did your series have to end on such a sucky note??

@@dextermorgan4686 , The Democrats lost a "thousand Senate seats"? Wow, I didn't know we had that many. No wonder nothing gets done in Washington. Dexter, I see you've found a new way to sadistically kill your victims; these endless comments. (I actually agree with many of your points, but you don't need to strap your readers to a table and bludgeon them with a heavy object, like a.......well, like a Dexter.).

Well that wasn't exactly the army of the ivory league out there on Jan 6. And we don't want to destroy the GOP... We just want to destroy Chump and his band of inablers. If anyone does in the GOP it will Chump himself.

we all seen Hunter Biden laptop 😂 Pray for Nathalie Biden #Metoo

love you giving props to batiste like that wish he could respond and answer the mystery

I can usually name the tunes Jon Baptiste plays but this time I'm partially stumped. I recognize the progressions and am sure I too have played that piece, but I can't quite remember it. Maybe it is a passage from Bach's Toccata & Fugue in d minor (?). Most certainly Bach ...