Yeah this girl sounds like a Michael Jones fan based solely on how she's talking

"The fucking Aztecs probably saw it in their dreams."

Girl from story checking in - I cannot believe this. I'm famous at last Edit: the comments are great! I'm glad everyone seemed to enjoy it 😂

Saw the title and I thought it would be a dad story. Was disappointed in that capacity, but definitely not disappointed overall.

I sincerely hope that girl becomes a legit writer, because that was fucking legendary.

it not so much the grossness of the story that got me but whoever that girl is has an amazing knack for detail she should be an author

I like how his proudest moment is something other than his daughter that he helped create

At the Christmas Eve family get together I'm usually in charge of watching the little kids. Now this four year old girl had gone to the bathroom. She came out and went to me saying, "flush please?" So I went in. THE FOUR YEAR OLD CRAPPED A TURD AS LONG AS HER FRIGGIN LEG! I was taken by surprise. Lucky the turd was going into the hole. So I flushed it and asked to her, "how did you do that?" She just looked at me.

The Mayans probably predicted her

It takes someone with serious balls to post that on the Internet. Hats off to you Stacy for doing what so many people can't.

This was a post that Michaels time traveling daughter made

I feel sorry for anyone who's eating while watching this, unaware of the shitstorm to come.

I'm proud of this woman to, this story is so well written it's hilarious

I want to marry that woman

Piece of advice for anyone who is in this situation, if the bathroom has a sink and there is a nearby cup. You can fill the cup with hot water from the sink and pour it down the toilet, even if the house only has limited supply of hot water you don’t need to worry as no amount of feces will demand that you use a substantial amount that would be noticeable . Your feces will eventually break no matter how big it is. If there is no plunger or nearby sink, you can also use a trash bag by wrapping it around your hands and pushing the blockage down the toilet ( caution don’t do this with sharp nails ) once successfully flushed you can then grab the bag from the inside and turn in inside out. Leaving all the toilet filth from the toilet safely secured in the bag, once that’s done throw the toilet watered trash bag into the trash.

whoever gave this a thumbs down... you're ridiculous

faecal matter throw down sounds like a hip hop album name

What is so hard for these people to just let Michael tell the fucking story

The fucking Aztecs part got me.

Story time with daddy johns

I’m a garbage man. If I find human shit on my glove from throwing out a bag I’m not gonna be too happy

“I’m like her fecal father.” OH GOD- IM IN TEARS. I CANT STOP LAUGHING.

I feel like this woman should join the writing team at RT, hilarious story aside she has a great style of writing

Michael Jones: Poop Sensei

Welp, Michael just called himself a shit father. 4:25

I'm just having a good time with my Oreo Ice Cream

Oh my God that was the best thing I've ever heard

It's so weird seeing Jeremy with hair now

Came for office antics (and was mistaken but not disappointed), stayed for the post-credits scene.

This is a top result for “meeting iris jones”

I picked a bad time to watch this at a McDonald's Drive-Thru

Anyone on the toilet while watching?

Okay but Lindsay's hair looks amazing in this

I remember first hearing about it when he talked about it in a Let’s Play.

This is one of my favorite things

absolutely shocked this story didn't make me gag

Such a long time ago. I think I she'd a tear.

I had to punch my friends toilet to flush it too 😂 #MichaelJonesSavedMyLife

I made the mistake of watching this right after I sat down and started eating dinner

Story is at 1:40

This isnt what I thought when I heard "saved me".

Such a good story

I'm crying

I have never laughed harder in my life

I'm like her fecal father

is this the guy that voices max from campcamp?

I guess you can call this a real shit post

There goes my hero plays in the background when I hear this story

The next Michael Jones. Hire her.

0:51 "gave her gold for this shit" LOL

And its moments like this that remind me I shouldn't eat when watching anything AH....

She definitely knows how to tell a story

Wait! GIRLS POOP????

God damnit vargas

Just clicked on this video thinking it was a proud daddy Michael video, 5 seconds in I realised it's "The Shit" video!

I know the girl from the story. It's 100% true.

So Iris knows how to make her dad proud if she watches this video right?

This has happened to me too. I wrapped my hand with a plastic bag and pushed the shit down the toilet. The plastic bag wasn’t much help.

My name is Staci...I'm just laying here like 'Glad it wasn't me'...

Stacy's a fucking god, and apparently Michael's her creator...

What a fucking mood...

I'd love to meet this lady. She's wife material right there.

This woman is a hero

One The Border review: "This shit is astronomical!" -Stacy

JEREMY SAID PUT IT IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL

Where I live green is recycling. Where I lived in California red was recycling. It definitely changes based on location.

Prouder than the birth of his child

Gavin would throw up if he heard this story

"it was so big the fucking Aztec saw it in their dreams"

I feel like just listening to that story I got pink eye.

I've done that before at work, but I had gloves and a towel

Why was Gavin not on when he read this

The poop punch story omfg

Fecal father XD Also good; Doody Daddy, Poppa Poopy, Shit Sire!

I've taken a shit like that before, clogged an industrial toilet

Reminds me of Duke nukem forever when you grab a shit out of the toilet and he goes "Why. Am i doing this!?" And "No! Come on, no! This is disgusting!"

I've had moments like this, and because of Michael's turd throw down story I didn't think twice and shamelessly punched my shit down the drain

I dropped my phone laughed so hard

"Why did you eat on the border yesterday?" I laughed hard. Is it the country border?

Literally why I have a motor in my toilet

I was eating while drunk while watching this video. It was a mistake.

Best ever

Can someone link the thread?

Can relate

I would imagine that garbage can would have a terrible oder from baking in the sun with sweating shit inside it.

My recycling is green

Holy Shit. That was a train wreck.

Is that Jeremy WITH HAIR?

I've punched my own shit ngl, way easier than carrying it around in a shit fanny pack

For anyone afraid to watch it’s not bad. People are saying they almost got sick watching but if you’ve seen Michaels poop punching story it’s no worse than that

what a fucking icon

I once sh*t in a Papa Johns and clogged the toilet with my football sided poop. I kept flushing and finally I plunged it down but a crack appears in the bottom of the toilet and water came out. I just ran out of there so the employees would have to fix the toilet

I was taking a shit while watching this

Moral of the story: Drink more water.

Shame on her father for not teaching her about Poop Knives

Why why why why whyyyyy did i watch this now I can't get rid of this mental image i made in my head now feel so gross and amuse as well but still discussing

So many of the people under roosterteeth are so ungodly unfunny it drives me mad. You have Michael who is genuinly funny reading a post that was really funny in of itself and then lindsay the human pig in all her bloated pink glory does what she does best and spasticly talked over Michael trying to be funny and then the other equally bloated dude next to her who is so forgetable that i just cant be bothered to learn his name to also interrupt Michael just to say "11 out of 10 would poop again" what an absolutetly hilarious statement im crying and screaming with laughter god why cant people in this company not just let people have their moments and not constantly fight over the spotlight

Oh how I wish Gavin were there. XD

I feel bad for the garbageman who has to dump that

Its true. I was there. Im the poop.