5 year old: you suck Michael Jordan: so twenty years later I ruined his wedding
@abhishekacharjee99313 жыл бұрын
A young kid: Can I get an autograph? Pippen: No Kid: And that's when I took it personally and so when I grew up I screwed up his marriage
@abhishekacharjee99313 жыл бұрын
@Lol -Brodan_- yeah lol
@thomasdidymus13933 жыл бұрын
@Eredin, King of the Wild Hunt | HILARIOUS😂🤣
@ChaChaChaddio3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@JakeJonRoberts3 жыл бұрын
Getting married at 25? ok, boomer
@PatrickPierceBateman2 жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan: When my mother gave birth to me, I took that personally. She didn't want me to be a part of her body anymore? Okay. That's fine. I'll prove I don't need her.
@dylandylan55262 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@valencia42532 жыл бұрын
WHY?! LOL😭🤣
@juliusbelmont13692 жыл бұрын
Lmao 😂😂😂
@raqui1742 жыл бұрын
Lmaoooo
@oldschoollibra92332 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mschanandlerbong41457 ай бұрын
The two most dangerous words in Michael Jordan's vocabulary: "Okay, fine."
@atitgrg80592 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@user-lb7ef2qi9mАй бұрын
And ......that's all I needed
@fabiolobolo27 күн бұрын
Okay, fine
@quester68012 жыл бұрын
This has "you cheated me in my dream" Vibe written all over it.
@jchen8902 Жыл бұрын
Nah craziest thing is that Michael Jordan actually did this. He dreamed up another player saying something to him and then went to destroy him in the finals because he took offense 💀
@quester6801 Жыл бұрын
@@jchen8902 M. J. "It iz what it iz"
@ProtomanButCallMeBlues Жыл бұрын
@J Chen apparently the "nice game, mike" line probably never happened. But MJ told his team that happened, and swore vengeance.
@highdefinition4502 ай бұрын
why lol explain
@zdrak22 жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan is actually a very reasonable and laid back guy, as long as you don't interact with him in any way
@mansandem2 жыл бұрын
😆
@IronMan-tk8uc2 жыл бұрын
Jesus 🤣
@tito16ism2 жыл бұрын
"You don't wanna interact with me? Okay fine, that's all i needed."
@IronMan-tk8uc2 жыл бұрын
@@tito16ism Again, Jesus!
@tito16ism2 жыл бұрын
@@IronMan-tk8uc “ you think Jesus is better than me? Thats all i needed”
@CoDWiiPS3Gameplay3 жыл бұрын
Michael: *Misses a free throw* "That's all I needed. From that moment, I put myself on my list."
@Disashisoul3 жыл бұрын
😭😭
@sijamafu38863 жыл бұрын
lol how hilarious
@brucelee68153 жыл бұрын
Im quite sure his biggest opponent was himself
@angeletaylorbragas86633 жыл бұрын
😂🤣
@luismatta97903 жыл бұрын
Lmfao
@Banana_Split_Cream_Buns Жыл бұрын
I never realized how much of a warm personality that Mike Tyson has up until this point.
@jwdunnan Жыл бұрын
If you transplanted Jordan's drive, determination, and discipline into Tyson - - Mike Tyson would've held the heavyweight championship for over a decade. In the year 2000, 13 years after he won the championship, Tyson was still only 33.
@yoh7605 Жыл бұрын
@@jwdunnan Tyson bad everything right. He declined only because cus died
@RIPdixiecarter Жыл бұрын
I mean Tyson was a scumbag in his prime, that was his persona.
@canjoestar1449 Жыл бұрын
fun fact mike tyson almost beat the shit out of jordan because he was dating his former waify
@luismoracmyk Жыл бұрын
@@canjoestar1449 in a street fight... I would bet Jordan could beat Tyson. Jordan feels like the man who will destroy you just to win a 5usd bet
@47_102 жыл бұрын
Guy: "Nice game Mike" MJ: "So you've chosen...death."
@saneman71772 жыл бұрын
Avoids eye contact with Mike… Jordan: That’s all I needed. Makes eye contact with Mike… Jordan: I took that personally.
@dachicagoan81852 жыл бұрын
Yeah, pretty much. Damned if you do, damned if you dont
@multiplepassions36942 жыл бұрын
😂😂 either way you’re getting killed
@sg4hire2 жыл бұрын
*pokes eyes out* Jordan: Ok, fine.....
@ivankulola58472 жыл бұрын
👁👄👁
@icreatethisaccountsoicanta57902 жыл бұрын
Makes eye contact with Mike and then avoid it instantly : That's all I needed and it became personal with me
@deeonmxrs3 жыл бұрын
Lesson learned: Don't interact with Michael Jordan. Ever.
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
I took that personally, this is all I needed!
@marcoveroni38113 жыл бұрын
so this is how you are gonna play it? ok fine then
@Arturo_Kilgore_Morgan3 жыл бұрын
Get ready for him to drop 60 on you
@parkerwood23953 жыл бұрын
That’s what George Karl did and MJ took it personally
@cherryred22473 жыл бұрын
If you don't interact with Michael Jordan, he'll take it personally. You'll be on the list
@MrFuggleGuggle2 жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan will always be one of the greatest players, but, his grudges and his almost 'living' for revenge and vendetta is pretty damn epic too.
@azieldaly2965 Жыл бұрын
"One of the greatest players" he won't like that.
@MrFuggleGuggle Жыл бұрын
@user-jl5yd9qw9f OK, Chiraq survivor.
@OrvilleScott Жыл бұрын
Consider the possibility that MJ just might be extremely insecure and has a revenge mentality. Even though he was able to become a GOAT, his way of thinking is something most men would shame as, "Oh, you're just being petty," or, "Oh, you just being emotional," if a completely different person had this same mindset.
@icreatedachanneltocommentthisb Жыл бұрын
@@OrvilleScott tbf he backs it up tho hes just an insane madman who was a menace on the court lol
@pjackson116 Жыл бұрын
I love revenge!!
@JanikAshe11 ай бұрын
"It's nothing personal, it's just business" sentence MJ never heard nor understood in his life 😂.
@seanrojas3 жыл бұрын
*MJ sees these comments about him* "That's all I needed."
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
" *Reading all these comments about me taking all things personally, became personal with me, THATS ALL I NEEDED!* "
@Abbad15793 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@intellect48402 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@sixtynine40092 жыл бұрын
😳
@raheemallen95372 жыл бұрын
"And I took that personally."
@inzaneuniverse3 жыл бұрын
Cashier : Anything else? Mj : That's all i needed Cashier : OH SH***T
@abdullah0873 жыл бұрын
Needs more lieks
@obbymillion3 жыл бұрын
I like this one 😂😂
@rhoward00063 жыл бұрын
Lmao 🤣🤣
@Panabandit3 жыл бұрын
Lol
@waltoyen54143 жыл бұрын
From that point on it became personal with me. So every time i went in i would buy 127 packs of tic tacs and make them scan every single one by hand
@otis67912 жыл бұрын
One of the very few who could actually back up the talk, especially in the highest pressure situations. His ability to thrive in adversity and his survival mentality was second to none. I miss watching him so badly.
@yehmustafa295911 ай бұрын
Tell me again how successful Jordan was as owner of the Hornets
@otis679111 ай бұрын
@@yehmustafa2959 I only watched him play. I'm so glad I was able to live through his whole playing era, and actually experience it as it all happened. I couldn't care less about his ownership of a team or management ability.
@SmokeDog18715 ай бұрын
@@yehmustafa2959 Nobody cares
@yehmustafa29594 ай бұрын
@@SmokeDog1871 You know why nobody cares? Because he wrecked the franchise and it has such small fanbase. When Cuban bought the Mavericks, it was a joke of a franchise with small fanbase - and nobody cared.
@feelcollins43583 ай бұрын
@@yehmustafa2959 MJ is a basketball player, they were clearly talking about him in relation to being a basketball player. You suddenly bringing up ownership as if that's relevant, talk about Cuban who's a businessman playing in the NBA and I'll have a laugh with you lol
@mikeroagreschen5350 Жыл бұрын
"Nice game, Mike." [Jordan takes is personally] "Tough outing, Mike." [Jordan takes it personally] "Hello, Mr. Jordan." [Jordan takes it personally] [Breathes] [Jordan takes it personally]
@lazyartiste_23574 ай бұрын
Hahaha
@craigmckenzie49672 жыл бұрын
“Talk about your son’s first words.” MJ: “Oh, man. When my son said “mama” for the first time, it affected me. Just knowing that he said her name first, that was all I needed. Ok, fine. You think she’s a good parent? Imma show you that she’s not.”
@stevenlucas60292 жыл бұрын
You could say he took it personal.
@renzl15402 жыл бұрын
MJ: "And you know what's disappointing? I raised him alone, like literally ALONE. I divorced his mother after right when he was born. He has never seen any woman in his entire life. "Mama" was his first word? *pfffft* Ok fine, so that's what you want. And that was the moment- Reporter: You took it personally? MJ: No, I changed my name to *MAMA JORDAN*
@zealousjay19932 жыл бұрын
@@renzl1540 bruuhh
@tomgutzna81222 жыл бұрын
Plot twist: MJ's son we're talking about here is Jimmy Butler.
@Nukaze2 жыл бұрын
Jesus christ lol
@BroncoKnight343 жыл бұрын
*random player takes the last red gatorade* “That’s when I took it personally.”
@jacoposervidio20523 жыл бұрын
Or a random guy just says: “good game”
@southfieldtrill96903 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@joshuajohn23 жыл бұрын
Nah taking last blue gatorade
@hunterblacc43363 жыл бұрын
Fair enough
@nulevrevep6393 жыл бұрын
Bout to publish my best video yet 👀
@samwickliffe1040 Жыл бұрын
When Michael Jordan says the phrase “Okay Fine” that means he’s dropping 40+ on somebodies head 😂
@Calvin19858 ай бұрын
Bose: “Noise cancelling headphones” The kid behind me on the train: “Ok fine, imma show you why they’re not.”
@luc00073 ай бұрын
😅😂
@ongbak755420 күн бұрын
LOLOLOLOO TOOK ME A SECOND TO GET IT
@doomdude693 жыл бұрын
My childhood hero is a sociopath.
@rhoward00063 жыл бұрын
Yeah mines to 😁😁
@Acast0093 жыл бұрын
😂 😂 😂
@-THE_META3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@southfieldtrill96903 жыл бұрын
Str8 up Savage
@eazye5193 жыл бұрын
Best ever
@Cola53 жыл бұрын
Neighbors dog poops in MJ’s yard, “I took a fence to that”
@Acc-nt5dp3 жыл бұрын
This comment made my day.
@southfieldtrill96903 жыл бұрын
People sleeping on this comment😂💯
@maybejourdan17663 жыл бұрын
So underated🤣😂😂😂
@yhideit44273 жыл бұрын
Hilarious. !......made me spit out my coffee when I read it....LMFAO !
@jay1live4223 жыл бұрын
I’m dead!!!!
@123abcdef3 Жыл бұрын
"I'm not saying he wasn't deserving, I'm just saying that fueled the fire in me." 🤣😂 Hysterical! He's truly an original. The GOAT!
@jackkitchen7372 жыл бұрын
This is a big part of why he's the greatest. Take everything personally. Take it out on the competition. Find new challenges. Every day.
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
I don't have any friends because they are ashamed of the videos I upload. Are they really that bad, dear jack
@Delightfully_Bitchy2 жыл бұрын
That's a great way to burn out, develop a mental illness, and deliver a bitter award acceptance speech.
@vivvpprof Жыл бұрын
This is a big part of why people end up in psych wards, paranoid or obsessed.
@reymondlopez7468 Жыл бұрын
Funny thing, when the other team didn’t give him any reason to get mas, he would make some shit up!
@StudM01 Жыл бұрын
Great competitive advice. Marriage advice, not as much. If anyone wants to try it and prove me wrong, I'm collecting data.
@bastivanrihjn76443 жыл бұрын
Random basketball player breathes some of the oxygen in the facility. MJ:”Okay,that’s how you gonna play it”
@JD373 жыл бұрын
I see you breathing in. From now on, you’re on my list.
@bastivanrihjn76443 жыл бұрын
The Ghost Writer 🤣🤣🤣🙌✌🏼
@blackburn28043 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@215Legend3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@wizdomtrust15963 жыл бұрын
666th like fresh into Halloween ooooooo lol
@fulviopontarollo29523 жыл бұрын
I don’t know about you guys, but every time I hear him say *“Okay, fine”* I get more and more the impression that that was actually NOT fine with him at all
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
*MJ did not take this personally? I thought thats all he needed!*
@TechnicalHotDog2 жыл бұрын
It's like Ross: "I'm fiiiiiineeeee"
@NelkeRobert2 жыл бұрын
It's even scarier than a girlfriend telling you that she's "fine"
@Dantex602 жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan is Female: Confirmed
@BrownNDicker2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@arbstrakzak Жыл бұрын
When you're at the level and consistently only rivalling yourself, you have no choice but to create a game within the game and find new methods of motivating yourself. This was his way of doing that.
@holesmanreloaded Жыл бұрын
Very true
@DizaztaGaming Жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan rlly out here sounding like a supervillain
@idk59163 жыл бұрын
Bradford Smith: Nice game Jordan: So you have chosen death?
@asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora943 жыл бұрын
D D yes he's a kinda of psycho
@torizo87633 жыл бұрын
@@asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 pakyu
@goldia28153 жыл бұрын
@@asdasdbinaltiapayansa24ora94 I don't see that as him being a psycho. I see that as his obsession to better than everybody else. Kobe had the same obsession.
@JD373 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine what would’ve happened if he had said “you didn’t play a very good game Mike?” He would’ve literally murdered him.
@usuck18833 жыл бұрын
Hahaha 50pts
@MrHeLlSrOgUe3 жыл бұрын
Imagine if Twitter was around back then this man would take everything personal
@velli48003 жыл бұрын
Thank god it wasn’t that fucking psychopath woulda averaged 70 ppg.
@lolhahah213 жыл бұрын
@@velli4800 Lol I love MJ and so you saying fucking psychopath,... I took offense to that. But since you said the truth about him averaging 70 ppg... I stopped taking it personally.
@hunterblacc43363 жыл бұрын
@@lolhahah21 once you take it personally it’s always personal. And so I took offense to that and took it personally from that day on.
@lolhahah213 жыл бұрын
@@hunterblacc4336 loll
@weeg173 жыл бұрын
He would track down every single user that shit talks him lol
@terencebryson19902 ай бұрын
That’s all I needed and “it became personal to me “.
@Simouno Жыл бұрын
Opponent: *Breathe* MJ: "At that point, it became personal to me"
@LOWKEYNERO2 жыл бұрын
*someone, interacts with Jordan* MJ: That's when I took it personally *someone, doesn't interact with Jordan* Also MJ: Okay fine, you gonna play it like that? That's all I needed.
@packergeek102 жыл бұрын
You won't win. HE WON'T LET YOU. Even if you don't even know he's competing with you.
@JeromeProductions2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@purplenoise71122 жыл бұрын
MJ: "You taking my quotes? Ok fine, no problem"
@jboyce0072 жыл бұрын
@King1Nero You wrote a comment like that? Ok, fine. Now you're on my list
@NicoBlack692 жыл бұрын
Do like Magic do, laugh it off.
@bootywarrior19752 жыл бұрын
*Michael accidentally falls* Mj: That's all i needed.....i put gravity on my list
@RickyTanTriads2 жыл бұрын
@@anirudhkolar6658 I came looking for booty!
@KWillo2 жыл бұрын
🤣😭😭
@philruiyn93322 жыл бұрын
*Becomes Air Jordan*
@Sombra_Azul_2 жыл бұрын
🤣
@user-dn2ud7jl6i2 жыл бұрын
....Nukes Earth
@chickfilaluvverrrr1773 Жыл бұрын
"from that point on hes been on my list" "im supposed to kill this guy, im supposed to dominate this guy, and i did." the fear this man inflicts is insane
@stephanea5364 Жыл бұрын
Fear? LOL
@danielclark241 Жыл бұрын
The moral of the story: Always take everything personally.
@XSwordStoneX3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq only now suggested this. I took it personally
@ObamaFromKenya3 жыл бұрын
XSwordStoneX KZfaq search algorithm, you’re on my list now.
@JD373 жыл бұрын
KZfaq: There ya go. XSwordStoneX: On, that’s how you’re gonna play it, huh? Okay.
@Legendary_god20023 жыл бұрын
@@JD37 so now you going to bust his ass and drop sixty on KZfaq
@Shaznit3 жыл бұрын
KZfaq never suggested this to me....and it became personal.
@rabidlenny72212 жыл бұрын
Michael is like your girl when you ask “we good?” “It’s fine. No worries, No problem. It’s cool.”
@NoobieSnake2 жыл бұрын
“And from that point on, it became personal with me. That’s all I needed”
@rabidlenny72212 жыл бұрын
@@NoobieSnake “no problem”
@daffawaffa2 жыл бұрын
"I just think it's funny how" *drops 30 on your ass*
@viscountrainbows64522 жыл бұрын
You're on his list now.
@DIMP112 жыл бұрын
in reality, we NOT good at all.
@Megadeadpeople Жыл бұрын
It’s wild how physically(besides his hand size), he wasn’t overwhelmingly dominant. It was his mindset and work ethic that made him.
@lukeh55219 күн бұрын
Dude had a 4 foot vertical
@manpower386ify11 ай бұрын
I never heard MJ drop an F bomb until today. Wow.
@joeyr16973 жыл бұрын
I can’t imagine someone fucking up his order at a restaurant🤣🤣🤣🤣
@evandiaz82463 жыл бұрын
You wanna mess up my order ok fine that’s all I needed
@therealjai2603 жыл бұрын
“You wanna mess up my order fine no problem, that’s all I needed and it became personal with me”😂🤣
@evandiaz82463 жыл бұрын
@@therealjai260 😂😂😂😂💯🔥💯
@squared21783 жыл бұрын
@Aaron Daneils And then he proceeds to be employee of the month.
@saramedina29103 жыл бұрын
It’s not what he needed
@stefanogasasira94063 жыл бұрын
it’s a different level of competition with him, i’m glad this dude found basketball because he was gonna mess up a lot of people’s lives in the real world😂
@mragunathan16272 жыл бұрын
I agree if he had gone into the hood life he'd have become like escobar or something lol
@TruthTe11er2 жыл бұрын
@@mragunathan1627 More likely is boxer.
@phillipgillespie60982 жыл бұрын
Lmfao! What you talking about? Hahaha 10 15 years from now a new documentary will come out and it’ll be about all the dudes MJ psychologically fucked in the NBA and how they never recovered and lick windows.
@albericetzel91362 жыл бұрын
@@mragunathan1627 Or a serial killer.
@Chessbox092 жыл бұрын
If he was born in a past era he’d probably be like Napoleon or Genghis Khan
@ohcaptainmycaptain1302 жыл бұрын
This documentary itself is a masterpiece indeed. If you guys need motivations in your life now, watch it.
@GlazeonthewickeR Жыл бұрын
Motivation to live a modest life, maybe.
@dixidum238011 ай бұрын
@@GlazeonthewickeR That's the best life.
@tjforprezident76189 ай бұрын
“I ordered domino’s and the kid brings me a cheese pizza when I ordered pepperoni. Okay. Fine. But from that point on, he’s been on my list.” -Michael Jordan
@chpman20133 жыл бұрын
I share my birthday with him...and, somehow, I got the feeling he's gonna take it personally and show me that I don't.
@faizans45372 жыл бұрын
You had a birthday party? On MY birthday? Okay fine. Thats all i need.
@nahova31672 жыл бұрын
@@faizans4537 😭😭😭😭😭💀
@JeromeProductions2 жыл бұрын
LMFAO
@anitacraddock99542 жыл бұрын
To be an Aquarius.......
@dachicagoan81852 жыл бұрын
My birthday is 2 days after MJ's. But as a kid and during the bulls dynasty, I lied several times and said mine was on the 17th. Pizza and cake in honor of MJ lol.
@Falcons151762 жыл бұрын
I love mj but there’s no denying that he’s batshit crazy
@emmanuel_futughe2 жыл бұрын
He's also a billionaire, so...🤷
@MrToaster11232 жыл бұрын
100%. kinda makes you realize that all super successful people have one thing in common, willing to do what others won’t. Definition of insane. These people do not think like the average person.
@apoorvsingh33952 жыл бұрын
@@MrToaster1123 I like mj like I don't hate him either it's just like this guy is competitive on a whole another level if you look from a tactical standpoint this guy would be hearing other players talking highly of themselves and he's hearing them be like : that's all I needed , so that motivation to play and dominate the game and even came back from retirement 3 times still shows that how much fire he has I'm calling it Michael always spends his day in a nearby court with a basket and ball 🏀
@almy6232 жыл бұрын
that's all i needed
@vivaandua6492 жыл бұрын
@@MrToaster1123 Nah bro that's a different kind of insane, Michael is the Mexican Cartel type of insane with less violence OFC
@justinwoodford66982 жыл бұрын
One time a kid in a wheelchair got on the roller coaster before me. That's all it took. From that day on he was on my list.
@paulvicich1812 Жыл бұрын
MJ found a way to motivate himself to meet every challenge and to outperform opponents with a will to win that is unmatched by anyone who ever played!!! GOAT!
@siddiqahmad51933 жыл бұрын
"He played for another team... that's all I needed"
@JD373 жыл бұрын
I know, right? How dare there be other teams. It’s like they’re building a league or something. That’s it. The whole league has made the list.
@superduperm13 жыл бұрын
@@JD37 My sides 🤣
@allyourpie43233 жыл бұрын
But don't forget the people on the same team. They're on the list too.
@jp38133 жыл бұрын
Remember how he treated his own teammates?
@Punicia2 жыл бұрын
"He breathed air... that's all I needed"
@asslover15132 жыл бұрын
Thank god this man enjoyed basketball or else we couldve got a documentary of him for a very different reason
@Jackholiday10252 жыл бұрын
What the hell do you mean?
@Atlas-Heisenberg_7562 жыл бұрын
@@Jackholiday1025 He could've been a serial killer
@paulyC2 жыл бұрын
@@Jackholiday1025 he'd probably be a serial killer or rapist.
@slimy63162 жыл бұрын
@@Jackholiday1025 "you wanted to take the last Chicken in the store? Alright fine, that's all i needed"
@joshmuz90182 жыл бұрын
@@Jackholiday1025 as in Bundy type doco
@mangekyosharingan26802 жыл бұрын
I come here every once in a while to remind myself that Mike took it personally
@frankiefrankie9372 жыл бұрын
His obsession for greatness is inspiring.
@pedromalavota61783 жыл бұрын
When you realize Michael Jordan is one death note away from becoming Kira
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Okay, fine, thats all i needed, *SAKUJO!*
@_tony_masters3 жыл бұрын
LMAO
@user-iy1wh1cj7x3 жыл бұрын
lmao
@ojasdighe9912 жыл бұрын
Aren't we all?
@LupeSunglass2 жыл бұрын
Light was a perfectly normal dude before he got the note. It changed him. I could only imagine what would happen with Mike.
@albertvillela16023 жыл бұрын
The Sun: *Rises* MJ: That’s all I needed The Sun: ...............
@OvSpP3 жыл бұрын
Shut up about the sun!
@zamasu93963 жыл бұрын
@@OvSpP The sun was out today and It was beautiful. ☺️💪🏾
@FlawsReal3 жыл бұрын
@@zamasu9396 oh so thats how u wanna play it?
@bensisko46513 жыл бұрын
😂😁🤣😆😄😂😄😆🖖🤣
@sg4hire3 жыл бұрын
*sun sets in fear*
@marcoslaureano55622 жыл бұрын
If "aight bet" were a person.....
@sumbody6942 жыл бұрын
This is why I respect this man so much, he doesn't want to get you right away and beat you up. He is gonna put you on a list and get your ass years later when you are not expecting it. Maybe when you are having a particularly good day everythings going right and then whoops your house burnt down.
@laboot74472 жыл бұрын
So much respect ruining someone over something petty, sure, I guess the cops should shoot someone because they stole a snickers bar
@parlinmains2 жыл бұрын
He's a stone-cold killer.
@petergunn36142 жыл бұрын
So we all have Bryon Russell to thank for pulling MJ back into the NBA?!?! LOL
@qualityquotes2292 жыл бұрын
“I can accept failure, everyone fails at something. But I can't accept not trying.” ― Michael Jordan
@AxxLAfriku2 жыл бұрын
HELP MY!!! My muscles are too big! I am a big tall man and my muscles are even BIGGER! I use them to get views but they HURT so much!!! Because they are heavy. Do you have any advice, dear q
@cam5816 Жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku Give it a rest bro, come on. It’s been too many years of this shit.
@danskyl7279 Жыл бұрын
Micheal Jordan: Ok fine... Me: oh shit he's going god mode. Man, he's has like the scariest "Ok fine" ever.
@andymancan_ Жыл бұрын
@@AxxLAfriku ?
@yehmustafa295911 ай бұрын
Never took the Hornets anywhere
@jobama99092 жыл бұрын
Never forget, michael entered a finals game where he imagined a star player from the opposing team badmouthed his mother, just to have extra motivation
@JohnFoxx1082 жыл бұрын
Like The Waterboy lmao
@ColombianoSuperior2 жыл бұрын
Wow, thats another level of competitiveness.
@landoakechi94062 жыл бұрын
He literally played mindgames with himself😂
@jingxuanzheng59782 жыл бұрын
It's like your girl mad at you because she had a bad dream about you
@ghostbravo71272 жыл бұрын
I mean, that had always been what drove him, not just hatred for others or love for the game, he defined himself by his ability to dominate others because it was the only way he knew to prove himself to others and to himself, everyone knew he had deep seeded approval issues as a result of an abusive father. When you are told that you are nothing and that you won't become anything, when your self worth is tested every day and you are never good enough, you learn to win to survive, and old habits die hard.
@tkell31 Жыл бұрын
I'm scared to leave a comment. Might be all he needs.
@maiconsantos1348 Жыл бұрын
lfmao
@pogituna4 ай бұрын
He already took this comment personally 💀💀
@ludrixte19385 күн бұрын
1 year on and tkell31 is still MIA, yep MJ got him.
@chrisrhinehart453 жыл бұрын
Jordan wakes up Oh I'm alive I took that personally
@JD373 жыл бұрын
Oh, that’s how you’re gonna do it, life itself? Okay.
@mistalemontrout86593 жыл бұрын
@@JD37 And from that point on I tried to make my day as bad as possible, everyday I wouldn't brush my teeth, shower and be mean to random strangers on the sidewalk just so I can find a way to die.
@chrisrhinehart453 жыл бұрын
@Goddamn 47 😂😂
@michaeldavis18793 жыл бұрын
*Alarm clock goes off, waking MJ up in the morning* MJ: Okay, fine. That's how you want to play that. You're on my list, alarm clock.
@someguy27443 жыл бұрын
@@michaeldavis1879 MJ proceeds to master the art of waking up 10 seconds before the alarm clock.
@DoubleDworth2 жыл бұрын
Bro I’m literally crying laughing at the “nice game mike” story
@Lex-pg5cc2 жыл бұрын
Best part is he never even said “nice game mike”. Jordan just made that up for extra motivation
@RDwatchYTtoo2 жыл бұрын
@@Lex-pg5cc that's when I realized MJ was crazy lmao
@spagetti0012 жыл бұрын
haha, what a story mark
@ghostbravo71272 жыл бұрын
@@RDwatchYTtoo Not crazy, motivated. People like MJ are forged in fire, you tell them they can't and they will do the impossible because that is the only way how they know to deal with disapproval, they will do anything to become better and that is a painful but rare talent.
@packergeek102 жыл бұрын
@@Lex-pg5cc LOL so true. Michael makes things up. Guy probably never said that. But Michael was desperate for anybody to light that fuse.
@rauflawal7869Ай бұрын
“That’s all I needed.” Lmaooo
@123abcdef3 Жыл бұрын
Is there anything more unsettling yet hilarious than MJ saying "Okay, fine"😂. Thank God he devoted his energy to basketball
@christopherg75772 жыл бұрын
"Okay, fine. No problem." Gets me every time. Lmao.
@jeffghant476011 ай бұрын
Funny because for him it wasn't okay and was definitely a problem 😂
@fearlesstay7 ай бұрын
@@jeffghant4760😭😭im dying
@OgSleep4 ай бұрын
It was definitely a problem... which he took personally
@highdefinition4502 ай бұрын
bro looks like he's about to start crying lmao
@killx50132 ай бұрын
@@highdefinition450 Nah hes just taking it personally + hes just old so thats why he looks like that
@Jose-se9pu2 жыл бұрын
This man has to be the most competitive person in sports history.
@aftermath40962 жыл бұрын
Tiger Woods enters the chat
@theantianimeassociation75742 жыл бұрын
"Tom Brady has entered the chat"
@abdullahomar87962 жыл бұрын
CR7 enters the chat
@JeromeProductions2 жыл бұрын
facts
@ovs47442 жыл бұрын
@@abdullahomar8796 CR7 went to juve to avoid competition lmao
@EddieTheGentleman Жыл бұрын
This never gets old... MJ the G. O. A. T.
@speed7492 Жыл бұрын
Fax
@LinkRocks Жыл бұрын
When the game becomes easy for you you need to find something, anything to motivate you, Mike took it next level. 😂😂😂
@siddiqahmad51933 жыл бұрын
"He didn't wear Jordan's... I took it personally"
@southfieldtrill96903 жыл бұрын
HE
@southfieldtrill96903 жыл бұрын
Nice comment though😂😂
@dannymoe90283 жыл бұрын
Weak
@siddiqahmad51933 жыл бұрын
@@dannymoe9028 28 and counting... get tha' balzac
@tacomadavis20053 жыл бұрын
This actually happened...shad moss aka Lil bow story check it out...www.si.com/extra-mustard/2017/05/11/michael-jordan-threw-away-lil-bow-wow-allen-iverson-shoes
@Sasha-ce6lq3 жыл бұрын
"From that point he's been on my list" WHAT LIST MICHAEL?! 1:03
@kinginblack33213 жыл бұрын
Don't let him hear you ask that...that'd be all he needed
@Sasha-ce6lq3 жыл бұрын
@@kinginblack3321 *chuckles* I'm in danger
@adb80033 жыл бұрын
I’m just glad he’s good at basketball. I’m afraid homie might’ve been a murderer had he not been 😭
@noonewilleverknowme71703 жыл бұрын
@@adb8003 *cough* OJ SIMPSON *cough*
@FDReborn3 жыл бұрын
The List Of Jordan
@Ckbruinfan2 жыл бұрын
the fact that MJ only needed the most minor of offenses to decide that he's gonna kick your ass is scary
@GreenEnvy.Ай бұрын
"It's just basketball." -Lebron James
@pantzdollars78533 жыл бұрын
"When I was a kid, I learned about Newton's Law Of Gravity. I took offense to that."
@Aestheticedits_5093 жыл бұрын
underated comment lmfao
@nonce63823 жыл бұрын
you think gravity exist? okay fine i’m gonna show you that it doesn’t
@abhinavkrishnan93053 жыл бұрын
*Goes to space
@narrow36012 жыл бұрын
@@abhinavkrishnan9305 and that’s how space jam was invented
@terrencemack18252 жыл бұрын
Yall killed this comment section
@umulisak24913 жыл бұрын
I'm not first ? Okay fine That's all I needed
@nwing07__3 жыл бұрын
loool
@obbymillion3 жыл бұрын
😂😂
@ChristopherX303 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@southfieldtrill96903 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@nelsonh62123 жыл бұрын
Jajajajaja
@donnelladams83622 жыл бұрын
This is what made Mike great, when he took things personally it meant hell for his opponents.
@anonymousanonymous3707 Жыл бұрын
He came over congratulated me on all of my achievements told me how great I am ... That's all I needed and now it became personal 😂😂
@coldcreative46013 жыл бұрын
As soon as my child came into this world he was crying when he looked at me. I said ok. You wanna be sad, that's fine...
@saz19s83 жыл бұрын
Did you take it personally? Was that all you needed?
@troysousa-semper74303 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@mistalemontrout86593 жыл бұрын
*And from that point on, I made sure that the devil shut his evil power down so that my son can have the best life ever*
@JD373 жыл бұрын
Jordan took life personally.
@killadjango69953 жыл бұрын
fax bro!! as we all should!!! the moment you do, ur life will change positively forever (as long as it's something legal)!! u can bet ur life!❤💯
@JD373 жыл бұрын
@Bum Mordecai It certainly gave him an edge. I think that he’s the greatest because he made so many jump shots and more importantly WHEN he made them.
@fuziontonygaming3 жыл бұрын
@@killadjango6995 Humilty in my opinion is better than taking everything personally
@dudefrombelgium3 жыл бұрын
@@fuziontonygaming True but he takes the game personally and in a competitive sport this does give an edge
@keepthefaith98053 жыл бұрын
that’s how it should be. Your life is the most important.
@Mikeaj-un6mf Жыл бұрын
0:31 Jokic to Embiid this year
@TonyTylerDraws Жыл бұрын
The fact that he looks like he’s on the verge of tears, like trying to hold back the unyielding rage
@goozer3263 жыл бұрын
*MJ is writing on his list and the paper breaks* "That's all I needed. From that moment, I put my list on the list."
@jamothechico Жыл бұрын
best comment
@lucasguenesmenezes6416 Жыл бұрын
The list that it's in the list: haha I'm in danger
@TricknNuggets Жыл бұрын
@@jamothechico 100% yes
@holesmanreloaded Жыл бұрын
@@jamothechico definitely underrated
@breezingby26113 жыл бұрын
Is there anything more terrifying than Michael Jordan saying “Okay, fine”?
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
Two options: - *It became personal with me* - *That's all I needed!*
@Dravis19953 жыл бұрын
@@MainMite06 - So that's how you're gonna play it. - From that point on he's been on my list. - That fueled a fire in me.
@Leege132 жыл бұрын
Nah fam
@BigMike_RTTV2 жыл бұрын
If Michael Jordan didn’t play basketball he’d be a serial killer that would get you without you even knowing what you did for him to wanna get you 😂
@lgd19742 жыл бұрын
Angela Simpson
@BoxCoverArt Жыл бұрын
I really wish I had MJ's insane motivation.
@evangelionl0vr857 Жыл бұрын
I imagine it’s fucking exhausting, especially after he retired from basketball and didn’t have that outlet anymore.
@OrvilleScott Жыл бұрын
Consider the possibility that MJ just might be extremely insecure and has a revenge mentality. Even though he was able to become a GOAT, his way of thinking is something most men would shame as, "Oh, you're just being petty," or, "Oh, you just being emotional," if a completely different person had this same mindset.
@ceratoenjoyer Жыл бұрын
@@OrvilleScott true, it really is extremely petty but it's coming from MJ so most ppl will allow it.
@yehmustafa295911 ай бұрын
Jordan wasn't motivated as owner of the Hornets, huh
@juannaym848810 ай бұрын
@@evangelionl0vr857 I feel like his business endeavors are his new outlet for it
@peekychu5235 Жыл бұрын
Michael Jordan vs the world
@alexdelarge7033 жыл бұрын
New player joins the Bulls Owner: What number do you want to be, kid? Player: Number 1 MJ: You think you’re number 1? Ok, fine. I’m going to show you you’re not. I took it personally.
@ark95203 жыл бұрын
LMAOOOO
@mrmaan76313 жыл бұрын
Dude I’m dying this shit is too good
@hunterblacc43363 жыл бұрын
@JerickHerick35 😬🤣
@amyjordan91623 жыл бұрын
KZfaq only now suggested this. I took it personally
@taboleg66573 жыл бұрын
Poor Derrick Rose.
@RhyperiorRanger3 жыл бұрын
Internet: makes MJ meme MJ: “and I took that personally”
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
*Okay fine* ,you made a meme of me, *Thats all i needed!*
@tonijelecevic92382 жыл бұрын
*insert cryingJordan. Jpg*
@usuck188311 ай бұрын
MJ oozes confidence and competitiveness! 🐐
@alexandrodisla62853 жыл бұрын
To be the first to comment. Ok fine. I took offense to that. It becomes personal to me. From that point one, you guys are on my list.
@ayushguruswamy63833 жыл бұрын
alexandro disla post this is the mj edition of saying first
@GHPGHP-mm4gf3 жыл бұрын
Genius
@adamkerdi50763 жыл бұрын
You commenting first i took offense to that it became personal with me
@ChristopherX303 жыл бұрын
@@adamkerdi5076 😂😂😂
@chrishandsome42673 жыл бұрын
Please don’t drop 60 on us 😔
@WhiteLightnin673 жыл бұрын
*MJ see’s his reflection in the mirror starring back “And I took that personally”
@MainMite063 жыл бұрын
*MJ* -Thats all i needed, to see my reflection in the mirror!
@JeromeProductions2 жыл бұрын
LOL
@vojtechpavlicek9658 Жыл бұрын
1:29 That cut "Karl Malone getting MPV" oh no here we go again :D Its hilarious
@stephenbusby424 Жыл бұрын
I’m one of the biggest Bron fans alive but for me personally, MJ is the GOAT of all sports, it certainly on the same conversation as the likes of Messi and Ali. He had that rate combination of once in a lifetime talent with unparalleled work ethic and attitude. MJ is probably the most legendary player to emerge out of any American sport.
@roronoalaw77726 ай бұрын
Only an American would say he’s the GOAT of all sports.
@stephenbusby4245 ай бұрын
@@roronoalaw7772 I’m not American so that’s kind of invalidated your point right off the bat.
@creoleDJ2 жыл бұрын
Anyone: “Damn, Mike! I like those shoes!“ MJ: “So THAT’S what you think of THESE shoes? So you think my other shoes suck?! That’s all the motivation I needed.“
@ladistar11 ай бұрын
BAHAHAHA this is great
@manacoregames752511 ай бұрын
"So you're saying that the shoes are the only thing you like ? like there's nothing to like about me except my shoes ? People think this guy's nice, I'm gonna show them he's not."
@IamGenoBlack2 жыл бұрын
I was a hardcore Knick fan in the late 80's and 90's. Everything MJ did....I took that shit personally.
@ekscalybur Жыл бұрын
Mike would you put on his list, but he think's you've suffered enough.
@mikeroagreschen5350 Жыл бұрын
@@ekscalybur Why are you talking on Michael's behalf? Okay, fine...
@cut1986 Жыл бұрын
You should have! Bulls fan. Lol.
@higherpurpose121210 ай бұрын
You took that shit personally? Okay fine, that's all I needed...
@jakegargiulo51012 ай бұрын
"But from that point on, he's been on my list"
@AbysswalkerD Жыл бұрын
Mike looks like he's constantly on the verge of tears everytime he's shown in this video
@jerryg45342 жыл бұрын
Im glad he put all that energy in basketball cuz MJ could have being one hell of a mercenary
@aidanweston12862 жыл бұрын
It’s a good thing he did basketball and not boxing or MMA. That lunatic would succeed at anything he wanted to.
@rahimalam292 жыл бұрын
@@aidanweston1286 except baseball
@mikeFolco Жыл бұрын
Enjoy half of your bosses for the rest of your life.
@jaquanpowell4605 Жыл бұрын
@@rahimalam29 he was actually getting better and better. Give him a solid year and he woulda made it to the pros.
@sentinal_entity8 ай бұрын
@@aidanweston1286 Essentially Jon Jones lmfao
@johndoe-de1db2 жыл бұрын
MJ: OK FINE Narrator: It was NOT fine.
@rodelajoseph8446 Жыл бұрын
Looking up to him my whole life. I hope he’s going to be okay. He’s been signaling his brothers for a couple weeks now. You are always the MVP in my book. Mr. Jordan 🤟
@reymondlopez7468 Жыл бұрын
Straight up cold blooded assassin.
@Karma-ji6ud2 жыл бұрын
Michael: *Taking his first steps.* Mom: "OMG, my baby's walking! Great job!" Michael: That's all I needed. From that moment, I put her on my list.
@khalidyusuf51872 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@mistaken52892 жыл бұрын
Exodus 20:7
@lucasguenesmenezes6416 Жыл бұрын
"So what? Wasn't I doing a good job before? Why didn't you compliment me before? Huh? That's all I needed, now you're on my list"
@josephlee56542 жыл бұрын
If MJ read all the comments he'd be back in the NBA