Michael McIntyre Believes Children Need Drugs - HAPPY AND GLORIOUS Best of

Michael McIntyre Believes Children Need Drugs - HAPPY AND GLORIOUS Best of | Universal Comedy

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Watch this hilarious compilation from Michael's 2015 show Happy & Glorious, where he hilariously takes on shopping at waitrose, kid's medicine and google street view.
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@MrGlobbits 5 жыл бұрын

I read some comments before I got to the end of the video. Everyone's saying something about that "sound" at the end. Was prepared for the sound at the end. Sound at the end still bloody got me.

@glencoconut 5 жыл бұрын

literally skipped to the end to see what all the comments were about and I was prepared and still jumped

@BearHunt2010 5 жыл бұрын

MrGlobbits I haven’t got to the end yet. I’ll give feedback when I do.

@BearHunt2010 5 жыл бұрын

MrGlobbits what the fucking fuck was that noise???

@kittyemre6256 5 жыл бұрын

MrGlobbits same!

@Dean-nq8so 5 жыл бұрын

MrGlobbits j I’m yet to reach that sound but now seems a good time to get that I insurance

@songvari 5 жыл бұрын

That dropping sound at the end gave me a bloody heart attack... In behalf of my heart surgeon - thank you.

@ashclouds2139 5 жыл бұрын

same jfc

@Jester666X 5 жыл бұрын

LMFAO I just jumped and scared my friend who scared my cat

@mothman9036 5 жыл бұрын

XD same

@expojah 5 жыл бұрын

Tried tweeting them. No reply. Maybe we should hit up their facebook!

@clarebearcuddles 5 жыл бұрын

I actually swore haha

@HarryInEdi 5 жыл бұрын

Comment analysis: 5% love Michael. 93% hate that sound at the end. 2% claim to have died from that sound.

@annmariajoseph3099 5 жыл бұрын

Same i got the biggest jumscare in my life

@lornamurdocheaton624 5 жыл бұрын

I'm South African... I thought I'd been shot!

@annmariajoseph3099 5 жыл бұрын

@@lornamurdocheaton624 😂

@msrook7 5 жыл бұрын

I just threw my iPad and scared the white off my dog, when I yelled, jumped and had a mini heart attack lol

@emilymcnabola5972 5 жыл бұрын

@@annmariajoseph3099 SAAMMMEEEE!!!

@gordopilo4147 5 жыл бұрын

I almost die with the last sound of the video.

@maxcotton620 5 жыл бұрын

Its sounds like lots and lots of eggs being crushed all at once.

@firefish111 4 жыл бұрын

It sounds like a wood plank bring karate chopped in half

@sphlish2 5 жыл бұрын

I was fully prepared for the sound at the end... it came... and i got a bloody heart attack

@stjimmy1642 3 жыл бұрын

Man i read ur comment, expected it and it still got me

@Kuroneko6235 3 жыл бұрын

IT STILL GOT ME

@MarieGarrett. 3 жыл бұрын

I was not ready! I nearly sucked the silicon part of my straw off!

@jakeplackett7254 3 жыл бұрын

Yeah I was not now I have to change clothes

@hazelhowell1918 5 жыл бұрын

every god damn time that ending gets me

@fabiogarcia1562 5 жыл бұрын

I often listen to these while doing something else, that sound at the end always gives me a heart attack

@ochakouraraka_9185 5 жыл бұрын

hazel louise my head phones where on and it was on fill rip eardrums

@melancholycreature7541 5 жыл бұрын

omg yeah

@anniella29 5 жыл бұрын

Quite reassured to know it wasn’t just me! What a horrible end sound!

@_idekanymore1319 5 жыл бұрын

I ignored this warning, and fully shat myself.

@glencoconut 5 жыл бұрын

pause when you get to 9:17 if you don't want to have a heart attack from that end screen sound

@andrelli82 4 жыл бұрын

A true hero

@enitachipoyi1377 5 жыл бұрын

Remove that sound at the end Remove that sound at the end Remove that sound at the end Remove that sound at the end

@gardensofedenentertainment7660 5 жыл бұрын

i literally pooed my pants a little.

@st0rm-xx 5 жыл бұрын

@@gardensofedenentertainment7660 gets me every fucking time

@diesel_dawg 5 жыл бұрын

*the

@enitachipoyi1377 5 жыл бұрын

The

@TheCaddyAye 5 жыл бұрын

i think i shat myself

@theabulgin2323 5 жыл бұрын

the sound at the end scared me of much ahah

@joshhunt4844 4 жыл бұрын

Omg same I jumped out my bed 😂

@susanwelch752 4 жыл бұрын

I don’t like it😰🥴‼️

@angeljacrispy 4 жыл бұрын

Bro I remember reading this comment at the start of the video an I was like "okay I'll wait and see what it is" and I completely forgot about it and was smiling and jumped and died when that sound came on 😂

@laurac7608 4 жыл бұрын

I had headphones 😔

@80smusiclover8 4 жыл бұрын

Same here it just scared me

@Sab.86 5 жыл бұрын

You weren’t babysitting YOUR OWN children.... it’s called parenting 😂 completely understand the Calpol part tho! Soo true 😂

@adelucas4824 4 жыл бұрын

Of course you can babysit your own kids. It's always been that way. It's only modern millennial snowflakes that get upset at the term.

@KingOfGamesss 4 жыл бұрын

I searched on Google "WTF is cow pole"

@Orion3101 4 жыл бұрын

John H I believe parenting is a real word - www.dictionary.com/browse/parenting

@debblouin 3 жыл бұрын

Actually had to tell a friend of mine that very thing! 🤦‍♀️

@Sab.86 3 жыл бұрын

@@debblouin how are people disagreeing.. I’m confused.. I’m 27 and have 2 kids.. what my sister does is babysit/childmind what I do is parent.. therefore it’s parenting.. you are the first person to agree wtf

@carollothian4583 5 жыл бұрын

When the comments have warned me enough... I'm not watching the end!😂

@CaptainFutureman 5 жыл бұрын

Lucky you.

@ochakouraraka_9185 5 жыл бұрын

Carol Lothian lucky you I fucking had a heart attack

@rowynnecrowley1689 5 жыл бұрын

Good luck with that. It comes out of nowhere. He's in the middle of a bit, and then WHAM!

@propio2957 5 жыл бұрын

I've seen the comments too, but now I'm just curious...

@laceyduckworth6698 4 жыл бұрын

Lol lucky 🍀

@angelikazavadska6117 5 жыл бұрын

Damn it . My heart skipped a beat at the end!!

@phoebe-rosedawson5428 5 жыл бұрын

Lit had a heart attack and the end so thank you

@jcgeldenhuys2084 4 жыл бұрын

Glad you survived seeing that you 'lit had a heart attack'

@b.c4440 5 жыл бұрын

I can confirm that YEeHaW! Is exactly how Americans deal with rope lines.

@gracetyrrell4590 5 жыл бұрын

The waitrose posh push is now my go to move

@Eralen00 3 жыл бұрын

Jesus christ I was just drinking my coffee trying to wake up this morning ... Well I'm fully awake now after hearing the end of this video

@myles0_0 5 жыл бұрын

9:17 holyyyyyyyyy polo spaghetti oh! The actual heck, why would they do that!? That didn’t just make my heart yeet itself out of my body, that made my eardrums go out my eyes!!

@alyssavongraevenitz4868 5 жыл бұрын

His South African accent hurts me 😂😂😂😂we sound nothing like that 😂😂🤣💔💔💔💔

@jeremygilmore3208 4 жыл бұрын

His true accent overwhelms his attempted South African accent 😂

@a.j.kaastra1317 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah. I always wonder if he's trying to do an Afrikaner accent or a Soutie one. 😂

@NomadUniverse 5 жыл бұрын

How did I miss this for four years!?! I must be well behind on his material, this is the first time I've heard him swear on stage.

@jimborb 5 жыл бұрын

OMG I WAS READING THE COMMENTS ABOUT THE LOUD NOISE AND I WAS LIKE TF THEY LYING AND AS SOON AS I THOUGH THAT IT PLAYED AND I JUMPED AND MY EUES T WATERING HELP

@acethefiredragon8525 5 жыл бұрын

This guy makes me feel like I’m out of breath. And with that ending it’s the perfect formula for a heart attack.

@mariarak8328 4 жыл бұрын

No matter how bad my day is Michael Mcintyre can make any bad day into a good day.

@thenovice5669 5 жыл бұрын

I just died. That sound at the end is my murderer. Avenge me!!!

@shape-shiftingcatandhermin2508 5 жыл бұрын

I loved it in Joburg, now South Africa is definitely the place to have seafood, at a place called ocean basket 😋😋😋

@Aaliyah_Eli 5 жыл бұрын

5:45 that "fuck off" 😂😂😭

@livherman2047 5 жыл бұрын

Me: *reading through the comments* Comments: “aah the sound at the end!” Also me: okay I’m prepared for this! Me at the end:

@mama--rua 5 жыл бұрын

Im so afraid of the end ive scrolled down to discover 9.23 is the moment to avoid.

@aftersexhighfives 5 жыл бұрын

You're not baby sitting when you care for your children alone. You're being a father.

@Liv.s05 4 жыл бұрын

Saw the comments saying prepare for the sound at the end I was prepared and it still gave me a bloody heart attack

@Dudelsackpfeifer 3 жыл бұрын

nearly spilled my tea with the sound at the end

@fimackenzie2319 5 жыл бұрын

If they’re your children it’s not babysitting. It’s called parenting

@janetdonald9801 4 жыл бұрын

John H parenting is as real as hell. It’s a job, the toughest job you’ll ever do. It will require that you give 110% of you physical and mental aptitude. Not recommended for the faint hearted, it’s hard work.

@jdc4316 4 жыл бұрын

John H you’re a fucking imbecile mate, can only hope you are joking.

@treearoha 4 жыл бұрын

John H your comment makes absolutely so sense...bruh

@communitycollegegenius9684 3 жыл бұрын

@@JohnHolywell it's made up word by wymen. They think the hardest job in the world to stay in pajamas all morning while kids are at school. Why is it that men die at a younger age? From doing all the easy work?

@cameronmcdermott2036 4 жыл бұрын

Man i live in joburg and it’s really NOT bad. I feel safer here than in Manchester 😂

@karikling8812 5 жыл бұрын

I'm American. We pretty much walk through empty ropes the same way he described British people walking through them. Maybe that's because most of us are too fat to jump over the ropes. I'm too tired to do that.

@carlieedwards5407 4 жыл бұрын

I love that smile at the end when he says "welcome back home sir" 😍

@erroly100 4 жыл бұрын

the 'fuck off' trolly push had me laughing for about 30mins straight

@janiekilkelly 2 жыл бұрын

Eeek! Even having read the comments that noise at the end made me jump! 🤣

@wenchekarlskov1423 5 жыл бұрын

Love it, was waiting for the noise at the end and it made me jump😂😂😂😂

@barbaraelizabethjones6640 4 жыл бұрын

He is fantastic and i love him more cause he always brings his wife and children into his act! PERFECT.

@theworksofquilliamshakespeare 4 жыл бұрын

I always read the comments before the video and everything mentioned the 'sound'. I wondered what it was. Boy, it got me.

@spacepisces9287 4 жыл бұрын

Zena Watton I haven’t got to the end I’m a bit scared Edit: ahhhhhhhhhh owwwww

@priya1992 5 жыл бұрын

I was laughing so hard and then the sound at the end scared the crap out of me!

@runningforautism5966 5 жыл бұрын

It kills me when men talk about “babysitting” their own kids.

@muskie2543 5 жыл бұрын

Running for Autism It kills me when babysitters talk about “babysitting” kids. Babysitters should give love and care to a child...

@duckydae 5 жыл бұрын

Muskie 🙄🙄

@onehappynegro 5 жыл бұрын

i'm that guy. certainly up to 2 years old. i could mimic every movement apart from breastfeeding them but they would never stop crying. so my wife's break was at most 45 minutes. they would shut up straight away when she took them. but +4 and after they wanted me to hold them.

@teologen 5 жыл бұрын

Well, it doesn't help that women calls it babysitting or that some women will come over to a man and a child and ask 'so, where's mommy?'

@eliasklein9311 5 жыл бұрын

It was part of the joke...

@sims9533 4 жыл бұрын

Who else read the comments knowing full well that there was a sound at the end and still watched the entire thing just to almost lose your hearing to that sound

@joshmahmood7418 4 жыл бұрын

after 1 year of the comments warnings, the sound at the end still gave me the shock and now there is my cup of tea all over the place

@beckyming7199 5 жыл бұрын

So agree that dropping at the end scared the s..t out of me. But love this comedian! I don't get all his references since I'm American but after talking to my friends across the pond they explain it. LOL

@Mad9977 5 жыл бұрын

"yeeehaa, hooo!" 😂

@heinrichchristiansson1908 5 жыл бұрын

That rope zig zag had me, so true :D

@hollypeterson4056 5 жыл бұрын

I thought my life was ending at the end of the video. Now I can write a book about my near death experience, so thanks!

@rubywingo6030 5 жыл бұрын

I love this guy!! Why isn't he more known here in the states?? YEEHAW!!🤣

@bonnieboo1194 3 жыл бұрын

The end scared me LOL

@twelvegeez3843 5 жыл бұрын

Thanks for the warning at the end

@kaigreen5641 5 жыл бұрын

Wow almost jumped out of my skij at the end, that crash in my headphones!!!!!!

@chloelnd 5 жыл бұрын

THE BLUE COMEDY WALL SCARED THE SHIT OUT OF ME

@empresscarrot5417 5 жыл бұрын

DAMN THAT SOUND AT THE END JOLTED ME!!!

@ajrwilde14 5 жыл бұрын

damn I turned the volume down in anticipation and it still got me

@heatherwolmarans8287 5 жыл бұрын

😂 that South African accent...

@fernebrown8083 5 жыл бұрын

despite its reputation, Johannesburg actually doesn't even make the list of top 50 murder cities of the world...yet Cape Town has the highest rate of the 3 South African cities that do make the list (at number 15). But funny nonetheless :D

@SonjaDawn 5 жыл бұрын

Australians duck and scale the rope system haha

@Dropsionarts 5 жыл бұрын

I can't on the cart part. my mom is too cheap to leave A dollar in the cart slot . 😂😂

@bt7846 5 жыл бұрын

You know, people work for 1 dollars. You know, people pay for upbringing little arrogant bitches.

@Dropsionarts 5 жыл бұрын

@@bt7846 are you for real?

@aka_eve3756 4 жыл бұрын

Had both headphones in & that sound at the end scared the absolute shit out of me.

@OLGMC 5 жыл бұрын

As a headphone user, thanks for the heads up You guys the real mvp

@cowmeowcatmoo2562 5 жыл бұрын

The sound at the end made me duck down I thought I got shot at through my window

@lyndakarpen4127 4 жыл бұрын

The Airport ropes is so true and soooo funny.

@cfr.r 4 жыл бұрын

that sound at the end gave me a bloody heart attack, writing this with a defibrillator stuck to my chest

@DAZZER435 5 жыл бұрын

"Put that passport away sir, welcome home" Haha

@gabbyappleby5715 5 жыл бұрын

As someone who works at Waitrose, he got the customers so right.

@fe2041 3 жыл бұрын

that ending sound gave me a mini heart attack bcuz I was listening to the video while working ..

@DocRen 5 жыл бұрын

Wow! From this clip, I learned that calpol (which I only know as paracetamol with no sedative effect), is also available as Calpol Night which is a combination of paracetamol and diphenhydramine (the added first generation antihistamine that has a sedative side effect). I looked it up because I was curious as to how paracetamol alone could help children sleep, but he was apparently pertaining to calpol NIGHT. :D The more you know~ Thanks, Michael McIntyre! XD

@noenaburnell3245 5 жыл бұрын

After reading the comments, I actually had to go back and listen to the sound at the end again. I hadn't originally noticed it. I have got to say you are a jumpy nervous lot out there!

@henrysmommy7 4 жыл бұрын

We do step over them 😂

@ashleywilliams9732 5 жыл бұрын

Very funny, but if you have headphones in turn it down before 9:23... that blue brick wall that says comedy was loud!

@colinwhytock4264 5 жыл бұрын

I just viewed the comments to see how many other people shat themselves at the end 😂😂😂

@topcat2085 3 жыл бұрын

Fully shat myself at the end of that video

@pancon9947 5 жыл бұрын

My parents drug of choice for us was strawberry frozen yogurt. It worked for us. We sat there and judged children who cried. Some of my fondest childhood memories haha 😂😂

@dahirali3074 4 жыл бұрын

Wtf was that!!!!!!! Omg my heart! And my poor phone! 🤣💀😅

@Viidarr13 5 жыл бұрын

His amazing

@zoesemple3418 5 жыл бұрын

I think i pooped my pants at the end sound...

@wawathefox 5 жыл бұрын

the outro scared the hell outta me omg

@travelorchidslondon 3 жыл бұрын

I was prepared but still jumped

@davidcurtismintah 5 жыл бұрын

That dropping sound at the end startled me and it's not funny

@clairemareecampbell914 4 жыл бұрын

I was playing this in the background, and suddenly I hear that brick wall and I think the house is falling down. Never jumped so high in my life

@chelssandvig1616 5 жыл бұрын

Omg the ending screen actually made me jump Just sat there listening doing my revision on a Saturday morning like a good student then boom It was scary

@liameaton9036 5 жыл бұрын

The ending made me jump

@samuelhodge9618 5 жыл бұрын

The sound at the end was like glass being crushed. Son whats that? Errrr drugs

@ycAuntieLala 5 жыл бұрын

He is hilarious. Fop off trolley. Every line funny.

@sarahnehring9005 5 жыл бұрын

Nearly jumped out of my seat because of the sound at the end.

@williamt1083 5 жыл бұрын

lmao I was waiting for the end sound but fuck it scared me too

@andrewayres9767 5 жыл бұрын

Funny thing is that when I went on holiday last year you could tell who was American and who was British. This was in Florida, bear in mind. Every single British person walked normally. Americans just slid under or hurdled over. All the Brits were just dreaming of when that day would come...

@SNUPE_FOXX92 4 жыл бұрын

Lmao parents been doing that with NyQuil for years 😂

@doreenhanson7029 5 жыл бұрын

He made me laugh and that takes some doing.

@aleemah1249 5 жыл бұрын

That sound at the end made me jump out of my skin! 😨

@queeniemarigold 4 жыл бұрын

5:45😂😂

@theresagluckhertz8064 5 жыл бұрын

Hahahaha! Yee Haw.... I'm an American... lol. He cracks me up!

@aachandra97 3 жыл бұрын

I stopped paying attention to the video and started analysing the comments on the sound in the end 😂

@canovwrms2684 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@MiriB. 3 жыл бұрын

Even though I knew about the sound at the end, I still had a heart attack. Why is it so loud!?!

@mplwy 5 жыл бұрын

Fast forwarded to the end sound.....um.....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣.....but I didn't have headphones on either. 😂😂😂

@Alex-cw3rz 4 жыл бұрын

This channel needs to start making horror movies, everytime I hear that sound at the end I jump, even when fully prepared. How did they create such a jump inducing noise!?