A drum of crude oil is exactly the shit I would expect Michael to white elephant someone with
@EarthSpirit.easyzdotaАй бұрын
*25 drums of crude oil
@negoblleАй бұрын
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota 25..55 gallon drums of crude oil... 1,375 gallons of crude
@membranealpha5961Ай бұрын
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota no?
@EarthSpirit.easyzdotaАй бұрын
@@membranealpha5961watch the video again blud. Brodin says he’ll ship the other 24 to poki
@membranealpha5961Ай бұрын
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota i do be a little restarted. sorry about that lmao
@rpgilroyАй бұрын
"She chose the gift what a fuckin idiot" LMFAOOOOO Michael is way too funny man
@justanotherguy2225Ай бұрын
Love it
@beveragebritАй бұрын
The would be horrifying knowing what Michael has made
@jonadams77327 күн бұрын
Had me rollin 😂😂😂
@bearb1asting22 күн бұрын
Accuracy: 100
@deathwrow9652Ай бұрын
Missed the best part .. "You could dump it in the ocean!"
@_patch21Ай бұрын
then followed up with, "any body of water, hinestly"
@lmcchadgamer570327 күн бұрын
“for fun”
@megastuffed622126 күн бұрын
I do this with my used car batteries to help the electric eels stay charged up 😁
@French_Fry21 күн бұрын
@megastuffed6221 that's my favourite safe and legal thrill
@Mr.Ghost.210320 күн бұрын
Dump it in the sea
@ClingyParasiteАй бұрын
"We will ship the other 24 to you" oh god it wasn't just one barrel
@USKid123Ай бұрын
During the original MW2 days, they kept track of the number of Barrels blown up and about how much that was worth. At that time, a barrel was about $88. According to the this video, the price went WAY down. More than half.
@DrathrinАй бұрын
@@USKid123 during early covid they were paying people to take it
@total_blasphemyАй бұрын
@@USKid123the video was like a few years ago and each barrel is worth like 4k now
@YoutubeIsRetarded689Ай бұрын
@@total_blasphemy Thanks to Former Vice President Joe Biden.
Ай бұрын
@@total_blasphemy lol 4k each??? You are way off. By your calculation, unrefined oil is 72$ per gallon. Its actually 1.5$ per gallon. A barrel of oil is worth 81$ today.
As a fellow American I need to know the locations of these rich naughty kids. And Highlight the ones in the Middle East
@zendricvoiderАй бұрын
@@kyekruchoski1457 Or you could look around the financial districts... you'll get some good results there too hehe
@patrickriarchy605427 күн бұрын
Saudi kids get oil fields.
@user-yb8xz6gt3o27 күн бұрын
So you called Poki naughty
@alext693326 күн бұрын
@@user-yb8xz6gt3o of course she is. For a multitude of reasons
@Notthebloodgod812Ай бұрын
I don’t know what terrifies me more the fact that Michael bought Pokimane a barrel of crude oil while ominously tossed a lighter up and down or the fact that Michael Reeves has access to a supply of crude oil
@AsuraTheBassАй бұрын
To make it more terrifying, that's not a lighter that's a fuckin utility knife LMAO
@ChromaticEagleАй бұрын
@@AsuraTheBassI feel more at ease with the knife
@Pachyderm3Ай бұрын
It's not hard to buy crude oil tbh
@BHsss13Ай бұрын
You can buy crude oil too lol
@anothnypitt44326 күн бұрын
Its not hard to buy crude oil.... really the only thing stopping people is... why? Not much you can do with it besides refine it Also the cost could be a huge deterrent since shipping something that size by freight is never cheap.
@jackal04Ай бұрын
"The US government would like to know your location"
@justifieropАй бұрын
💀
@patrickriarchy605427 күн бұрын
They're going to free the hell out of em.
@prolific151827 күн бұрын
Democracy is calling
@kwyatt26126 күн бұрын
If all of you weren't dependent on the little cheap plastic comforts and conveniences of "civilization," the private equity which controls the government wouldn't have the power it does to "impose democracy" in conveniently resource heavy areas around the globe, thus stopping colonization in its tracks. But you will continue to participate "unkowingly" in the colonization mindset which makes you sick.
@Koll-Manee24 күн бұрын
What is America gonna invade its self? They’re in LA…
@Just_DevenАй бұрын
Micheal being a little gremlin is great
@lowfpsmanАй бұрын
Rae: it's a barrel killed me XDDDD
@mengshizaishang716Ай бұрын
Her face
@Taolan8472Ай бұрын
I think, she knew.
@notjarek23724 күн бұрын
Her expression, tone it was perfect.
@IzeyQ22Ай бұрын
Didn't know rae had a fear of barrels😂
@poppinlochnesshopster3249Ай бұрын
My only guess is she thought it was a 55 gallon drum of lube.
@SmirkTheJerk28 күн бұрын
Brings me back to the pewdiepie days
@meirshomer446419 күн бұрын
Only when it’s Michael gifting them… 😂
@DetectiveFalcon17 күн бұрын
*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat*
@homestyle2000Ай бұрын
crude oil one year, shiny cube things the next, i honestly cant wait for Michael's next gifts...
@meridian6042Ай бұрын
"your bedroom gets painted vanta black"
@StillNightss7 күн бұрын
“A radioactive keychain! 1 hour of it on your person is equivalent to 75 thousand x rays!”
@homestyle20007 күн бұрын
@@StillNightss you laugh but i used to have a keychain with tritium inside that would excite a glow in the dark section to always glow… it was really cool until i lost it. I looked for it everywhere with my own 3 eyes but could not find it for the life of me…
@OctagonalSquareАй бұрын
The disgusted “it’s a barrel” is very funny to me
@t3hd0nАй бұрын
They probably thought it was gonna be that barrel of lube
@bgill747525 күн бұрын
She’s a Pewdiepie fan
@eddiepatch222 күн бұрын
she was thinking it was the 55 gallon barrel of lube LUL
@trouty794716 күн бұрын
The is a *very different* kind of... Oil that is also sold in 55 gallon barrels lmao
@cyanide727020 күн бұрын
The gleeful "She chose the gift, what a fuckin idiot!" is magical. Michael truly is a gift to the world. Only good thing to come out of that house in YEARS.
@yungvision129 күн бұрын
Michael is legitimately the only one who understood how this game is played
@maltesefalcon8527 күн бұрын
and he beat poki who was trying to game the system
@makuwakuwa20 күн бұрын
“55 gallons of crude oil!” *tism object fidgeting intensifies*
@kangbang718Ай бұрын
at this point, it’d be weird for michael to show up with a normal gift
@Fleato20 күн бұрын
if micheal showed up with a normal gift... run....... actually that sound slike his next video idea probably. and you know like 5 months away prob enough time for a reeves upload. a little early though.
@kangbang71820 күн бұрын
@@Fleato gta 6 will be out before his next video
@OctagonalSquareАй бұрын
“Wooooo! She chose the gift!!!” -Toad from the Mario series
@sushikai7566Ай бұрын
Should’ve kept Michael’s gift, would’ve made 4x the profits now
@maximusd26Ай бұрын
smartest investment i ever seen
@chantz751522 күн бұрын
Not really. I work on a oil rig. That entire drum is worth less than $100. It would cost more to ship that single barrel and refine it into anything useful at all. Idk why you think its super valuable because its not. It's only valuable in the sense that when we drill for it we produce almost half a million barrels of it at a time.
@finkyfamboni433320 күн бұрын
@@chantz7515 she wouldnt actually getting 25 barrels of crude oil, the oil drum shown is empty and just a prop, she would have just owned a share of oil that is equivalent to 25 barrels.
@chantz751520 күн бұрын
@@finkyfamboni4333 you dont even know what you're talking about when you say "share of oil" and thats still only $2500. And if you're talking about a stock when you say share, when you buy an oil ETF or future, you dont actually have any rights at all to physical oil.
@ttv_zombiefetus171020 күн бұрын
@@chantz7515found the government employee trying to keep his riches to himself
@andrewsumale6232Ай бұрын
Next two days on Google: "what can I do with crude oil?"
@gmanhassАй бұрын
Micheal always had a crude sense of humor 😂
@bembleton26 күн бұрын
Yeah that drum is completely empty. The sound it makes and the ease of which hi picked it up onto the dolly gave it away.
@DaesoTheOne21 күн бұрын
You know how dangerous Crude Oil is when not handled correctly, right? Ofc they aren't going to give someone an entire DRUM of crude oil because that's dangerous.
@danielb647221 күн бұрын
@@DaesoTheOneyou're right, it'll make a mess that's kinda hard to clean up... What else? Could potentially irritate the skin a little? Could be lit on fire if you poured it out and had an open flame near it, but it'd be harder to light than a dozen other things in that room, including their clothes. I work with thousands of gallons of this stuff every day, there's nothing overtly hazardous about it in its crude form. When it's processed and turned into fuel, that's when it gets especially dangerous. Don't drink it, don't put it on your face, and don't pour it onto an open fire... Basically treat it like any household cleaner you've ever seen and you'll be fine.
@DaesoTheOne21 күн бұрын
@@danielb6472 myb I was thinking of ammonium nitrate
@danielb647221 күн бұрын
@@DaesoTheOne oh, yeah that stuff sounds scary, and is heavily regulated afaik. Crude oil is, to my knowledge, only difficult to get by a private person because there just isn't a reason for anyone without a refinery to have it. There isn't a method in place to sell and get it to anyone in such small quantities. My guess is that he wasn't joking about having another 24 barrels, because that's probably the smallest quantity he could get a producer to sell him.
@DaesoTheOne21 күн бұрын
@danielb6472 So bro spent almost $2,000 on a white elephant gift exchange? Dam I wish I had that much disposable income
@deyanaclark7132Ай бұрын
That dude’s so Willy Wonka coded
@thrashandburn10221Ай бұрын
Michael: I infused your gift with the power of 🌈 DYSTOPIA 🌈
@phoenix12108415 күн бұрын
I swear he’s running around like the treasure goblin from diablo 3
@dinoszografos3244Ай бұрын
Michael the type of guy to buy someone galvanized square steel beams
@luckyjim3722 күн бұрын
and he gets his nuts and bolts from is aunt
@thecosmicjoker441916 күн бұрын
You get 55 gallons of crude oil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the way he says it
@gardenpop22 күн бұрын
Michael was the only one who understood that the game was white Elephant.
@cragnorthegoblinking4269Ай бұрын
I'd love that shit, I'd keep it in my room and use it to just put magnets and shit on it.
@azzix45Ай бұрын
House fire:
@brandoncolon116026 күн бұрын
I mean his gift to jodie a.k.a quarterjade being a solid tungsten cube im not suprised poki gets a oil drum filled with crude oil
@gianenci25 күн бұрын
Michael always confirms to be the most funny and villanous man on the planet
@jiffylou9819 күн бұрын
I love that I knew exactly why michael got oil instantly. It's the most stable resale price on the planet
@robertwolfgan24 күн бұрын
So it's not 1 barrel of crude oil but 25 in total? Aw, good ol' Michael Reeves.
@PitufosRobin27 күн бұрын
Missed the part where it's empty one handed tilt lmao
@b-radtank24 күн бұрын
I was thinking either he’s stronger than me or it’s an empty barrel
@kingzeno170810 күн бұрын
looking back now in hindsight this is a great investment gift
@sethlast902416 күн бұрын
It’s so funny how she sees the package and says, “oh my god it’s oil isn’t it” like she’s been asking for it all year 😭😭😭
@senorgameboy1106Күн бұрын
I heard someone knock at the end of the video and I instantly thought of the United States government coming after the immediately, hahahah. Lol
@autumneagle19 күн бұрын
And this is how Poke became an oil tycoon
@dec2397Күн бұрын
Michael yelling “she chose the gift! What a f***in idiot” will live in my head forever rent free
@denialz14606 күн бұрын
The "what a fuckin idiot" is so funny as he's just prancing away
@itszaque50315 сағат бұрын
Can't believe they didn't include Poki: "What am I supposed to do with it!?" Michael: "Dump it in the ocean!"
@CloudESLКүн бұрын
Igniting the he room is what I was scared of
@reka10Ай бұрын
that's probably tripled in value at this point.
@BenSTA0927 күн бұрын
WTI crude is up 15%. Unless he bought in September then it would be down 10%
@chantz751522 күн бұрын
literally not even close buddy.
@irishmakbeth52 минут бұрын
pokimane didnt want to get invaded by america.
@danjak_rpgАй бұрын
Lock Your Doors... Do not respond when you hear the eagle
@michaelscotthawthorn78717 күн бұрын
USA: Oil? Pokimane's crimes have gone unaddressed for too long.
@humandorito7792Күн бұрын
Rae 100% thought it was the $1k barrel of lube with that look of disgust 😂
@mcbeeegСағат бұрын
right. he just props a 55 gallon drum of oil on a dolly with one hand. suuurrrrre bud
@Serryy5 күн бұрын
American military about to show up at Pokis door
@Dragonpike21 күн бұрын
Years late and this never gets old. Michael Reeves is the best kind of deranged
@rjkenney705419 күн бұрын
Playing with a box cutter the entire time is madness and I’m here for it
@briannacallie94192 күн бұрын
"IT'S A BARREL!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@almond652017 күн бұрын
In the description before I clicked the short, it stopped at 55 gallon, I thought it was gonna say “55 gallon barrel of lube.” 😂
@blueicer10113 күн бұрын
The real gift was content and we all know pokimane would eat that up.
@BenVR31418 күн бұрын
Bro said “oil up” very politely
@PangolinStirfry13 күн бұрын
They have oil. There's an Apache attack chopper flying over the house rn
@user-mp5jf2sz6cАй бұрын
US: I'm watching you reeves...
@merlinthewizard322124 күн бұрын
"Why do you want this?" "Oh I don't, did you not catch why I called you an idiot?"
@wyattgollogly485329 күн бұрын
that's a unique way to tell bro to oil up 💀
@nazaire724 күн бұрын
Straight up goblin mode as he ran off.
@OhNehNee20 күн бұрын
i would be funny if poki’s subsequent streams had barrels of oil in the background
@visualprowessinc56933 күн бұрын
"Crude oil" he says
@JimmyEatDirt23 күн бұрын
You know when he wheeled in a barrel i half expected Michael to have bought the 50 gallon drum of "personal lubricant" from amazon.
@Wyart78818 күн бұрын
American government: we heard there's, well, oil. It's mine now
@KingOmegaZyro25 күн бұрын
"Dump it in the ocean for fun. Throw it in a lake." 😂😂🤣
@notinterested845218 күн бұрын
he gifted the leader of just stop-p oil a barrel of crude, gold.
@RealShadere20 күн бұрын
Pokimane sounded so American 😂 "Its oil isn't it?!!"
@caydenbrown711113 күн бұрын
With the amount of consumption of gas and oil right now I would gladly take it for when everything runs out in 40-60 years
@exoticbutters278122 күн бұрын
Forget the lump of coal, he got her a whole barrel of crude. Thats the weirdest flex I've ever seen.
@irishgaming165117 күн бұрын
The Urbans discovered an oil barrel like Neanderthals to fire.
@MARIK_2120 күн бұрын
that sht gonna be worth multiple countries years from now
@V1G1LANTEK921 күн бұрын
Michael Reeves with access to a crude oil reserve is somehow terrifying also... fucking hell thats black gold right now
@cortsilver256417 күн бұрын
When Michael starts jumping up and down like a goblin you know you fucked up
@D34TH_ExE28 күн бұрын
One night, she will start hearing feint sounds of Ride of the Valkyries
@InvaderTim727 күн бұрын
No fear "Oh I *don't* want it" One fear
@callismo11 күн бұрын
“OMG ITS OIL” - Most US shit ever
@Jaybird91319 күн бұрын
Michael preparing fir the apocalypse shits getting real
@jayuppercase339820 күн бұрын
You can see how easily he rocks it back that the barrel is empty
@billyoconnor781717 күн бұрын
pokimane the sort of person who is always checking her hair is right for the camera
@caspianfolkesson489713 күн бұрын
A real friend wouldn’t sell the oil and keep it in her room.
@josiahtaylor224620 күн бұрын
That's kind of a fantastic gift tbh
@MrWhateverfits17 күн бұрын
It was empty. One you can hear it resonating when its moved, and Michael moved it on the the hand truck with just one arm.
@Julzilla21 күн бұрын
In Michael's next video, he is going to recreate the Lebanon storage shed explosion in the Offline TV house! Hell yeah!
@domschra20 күн бұрын
Thank god i thought itd be 55 gallons of something else
@alexcrafter_19 күн бұрын
The next gift from michael will be a refinery so you can make your own petrol and diesel hahahah
@fernandoarraes8601Ай бұрын
I have to myself that this is OFFLINE TV’s greatest moment. I never laughed so much
@Zack-id1cl21 күн бұрын
"Why do you want this?" I don't want it. *Entire rooms becomes unintelligible noises and screams*
@Salaundre24 күн бұрын
This is just like the block of Tungsten he gave her.
@thedarkurge42019 күн бұрын
“i’m good thanks” oh no there is no choice
@mysterynotch90988 күн бұрын
39 missed calls from America
@gotseoul12319 күн бұрын
My guy forgot to close out his micro crude oil contract before expiration 😂
@thomas399-t2o7 күн бұрын
typical Harry and Hermione shenanigans
@SleepyMagii22 күн бұрын
Dude let his futures contract close 😳
@DolceFarnienteABC12314 күн бұрын
They don't realize she can make a 24 carat diamond with that much oil.
@starbeast6313Ай бұрын
now she can help him kill turtles
@onesack9614Ай бұрын
I’ve never followed otv stuff but this made my die laughing ahaha
@jollisanoob16 күн бұрын
america: so i heard someone needs freedom?
@donutdude417417 күн бұрын
Not a bad gift, it's like gold just blacker
@Minecraftwargod92613 күн бұрын
One of history's greatest moments I still think of this regularly Micheal is my meme Lord and Savior.
@solidmoon826629 күн бұрын
I honestly clicked on this thinking it was lube like Numi bought and figured this was about to get effing wild😂
@joshuafranklin963022 күн бұрын
Don't worry we'll be coming for that soon. - just some Army dude