Michael Reeves Gifts Pokimane 55 Gallons of Oil

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2 ай бұрын

#valkyrae #offlinetv #pokimane

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@seraf8297
@seraf8297 Ай бұрын
A drum of crude oil is exactly the shit I would expect Michael to white elephant someone with
@EarthSpirit.easyzdota
@EarthSpirit.easyzdota Ай бұрын
*25 drums of crude oil
@negoblle
@negoblle Ай бұрын
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota 25..55 gallon drums of crude oil... 1,375 gallons of crude
@membranealpha5961
@membranealpha5961 Ай бұрын
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota no?
@EarthSpirit.easyzdota
@EarthSpirit.easyzdota Ай бұрын
@@membranealpha5961watch the video again blud. Brodin says he’ll ship the other 24 to poki
@membranealpha5961
@membranealpha5961 Ай бұрын
@@EarthSpirit.easyzdota i do be a little restarted. sorry about that lmao
@rpgilroy
@rpgilroy Ай бұрын
"She chose the gift what a fuckin idiot" LMFAOOOOO Michael is way too funny man
@justanotherguy2225
@justanotherguy2225 Ай бұрын
Love it
@beveragebrit
@beveragebrit Ай бұрын
The would be horrifying knowing what Michael has made
@jonadams773
@jonadams773 27 күн бұрын
Had me rollin 😂😂😂
@bearb1asting
@bearb1asting 22 күн бұрын
Accuracy: 100
@deathwrow9652
@deathwrow9652 Ай бұрын
Missed the best part .. "You could dump it in the ocean!"
@_patch21
@_patch21 Ай бұрын
then followed up with, "any body of water, hinestly"
@lmcchadgamer5703
@lmcchadgamer5703 27 күн бұрын
“for fun”
@megastuffed6221
@megastuffed6221 26 күн бұрын
I do this with my used car batteries to help the electric eels stay charged up 😁
@French_Fry
@French_Fry 21 күн бұрын
​@megastuffed6221 that's my favourite safe and legal thrill
@Mr.Ghost.2103
@Mr.Ghost.2103 20 күн бұрын
Dump it in the sea
@ClingyParasite
@ClingyParasite Ай бұрын
"We will ship the other 24 to you" oh god it wasn't just one barrel
@USKid123
@USKid123 Ай бұрын
During the original MW2 days, they kept track of the number of Barrels blown up and about how much that was worth. At that time, a barrel was about $88. According to the this video, the price went WAY down. More than half.
@Drathrin
@Drathrin Ай бұрын
@@USKid123 during early covid they were paying people to take it
@total_blasphemy
@total_blasphemy Ай бұрын
@@USKid123the video was like a few years ago and each barrel is worth like 4k now
@YoutubeIsRetarded689
@YoutubeIsRetarded689 Ай бұрын
@@total_blasphemy Thanks to Former Vice President Joe Biden.
Ай бұрын
​​@@total_blasphemy lol 4k each??? You are way off. By your calculation, unrefined oil is 72$ per gallon. Its actually 1.5$ per gallon. A barrel of oil is worth 81$ today.
@user-ri8qz5pj7u
@user-ri8qz5pj7u Ай бұрын
Poor naughty kids gets coal. Rich naughty kids gets oil 😂😂😂
@kyekruchoski1457
@kyekruchoski1457 Ай бұрын
As a fellow American I need to know the locations of these rich naughty kids. And Highlight the ones in the Middle East
@zendricvoider
@zendricvoider Ай бұрын
@@kyekruchoski1457 Or you could look around the financial districts... you'll get some good results there too hehe
@patrickriarchy6054
@patrickriarchy6054 27 күн бұрын
Saudi kids get oil fields.
@user-yb8xz6gt3o
@user-yb8xz6gt3o 27 күн бұрын
So you called Poki naughty
@alext6933
@alext6933 26 күн бұрын
​@@user-yb8xz6gt3o of course she is. For a multitude of reasons
@Notthebloodgod812
@Notthebloodgod812 Ай бұрын
I don’t know what terrifies me more the fact that Michael bought Pokimane a barrel of crude oil while ominously tossed a lighter up and down or the fact that Michael Reeves has access to a supply of crude oil
@AsuraTheBass
@AsuraTheBass Ай бұрын
To make it more terrifying, that's not a lighter that's a fuckin utility knife LMAO
@ChromaticEagle
@ChromaticEagle Ай бұрын
@@AsuraTheBassI feel more at ease with the knife
@Pachyderm3
@Pachyderm3 Ай бұрын
It's not hard to buy crude oil tbh
@BHsss13
@BHsss13 Ай бұрын
You can buy crude oil too lol
@anothnypitt443
@anothnypitt443 26 күн бұрын
Its not hard to buy crude oil.... really the only thing stopping people is... why? Not much you can do with it besides refine it Also the cost could be a huge deterrent since shipping something that size by freight is never cheap.
@jackal04
@jackal04 Ай бұрын
"The US government would like to know your location"
@justifierop
@justifierop Ай бұрын
💀
@patrickriarchy6054
@patrickriarchy6054 27 күн бұрын
They're going to free the hell out of em.
@prolific1518
@prolific1518 27 күн бұрын
Democracy is calling
@kwyatt261
@kwyatt261 26 күн бұрын
If all of you weren't dependent on the little cheap plastic comforts and conveniences of "civilization," the private equity which controls the government wouldn't have the power it does to "impose democracy" in conveniently resource heavy areas around the globe, thus stopping colonization in its tracks. But you will continue to participate "unkowingly" in the colonization mindset which makes you sick.
@Koll-Manee
@Koll-Manee 24 күн бұрын
What is America gonna invade its self? They’re in LA…
@Just_Deven
@Just_Deven Ай бұрын
Micheal being a little gremlin is great
@lowfpsman
@lowfpsman Ай бұрын
Rae: it's a barrel killed me XDDDD
@mengshizaishang716
@mengshizaishang716 Ай бұрын
Her face
@Taolan8472
@Taolan8472 Ай бұрын
I think, she knew.
@notjarek237
@notjarek237 24 күн бұрын
Her expression, tone it was perfect.
@IzeyQ22
@IzeyQ22 Ай бұрын
Didn't know rae had a fear of barrels😂
@poppinlochnesshopster3249
@poppinlochnesshopster3249 Ай бұрын
My only guess is she thought it was a 55 gallon drum of lube.
@SmirkTheJerk
@SmirkTheJerk 28 күн бұрын
Brings me back to the pewdiepie days
@meirshomer4464
@meirshomer4464 19 күн бұрын
Only when it’s Michael gifting them… 😂
@DetectiveFalcon
@DetectiveFalcon 17 күн бұрын
*Jeffrey Dahmer has entered the chat*
@homestyle2000
@homestyle2000 Ай бұрын
crude oil one year, shiny cube things the next, i honestly cant wait for Michael's next gifts...
@meridian6042
@meridian6042 Ай бұрын
"your bedroom gets painted vanta black"
@StillNightss
@StillNightss 7 күн бұрын
“A radioactive keychain! 1 hour of it on your person is equivalent to 75 thousand x rays!”
@homestyle2000
@homestyle2000 7 күн бұрын
@@StillNightss you laugh but i used to have a keychain with tritium inside that would excite a glow in the dark section to always glow… it was really cool until i lost it. I looked for it everywhere with my own 3 eyes but could not find it for the life of me…
@OctagonalSquare
@OctagonalSquare Ай бұрын
The disgusted “it’s a barrel” is very funny to me
@t3hd0n
@t3hd0n Ай бұрын
They probably thought it was gonna be that barrel of lube
@bgill7475
@bgill7475 25 күн бұрын
She’s a Pewdiepie fan
@eddiepatch2
@eddiepatch2 22 күн бұрын
she was thinking it was the 55 gallon barrel of lube LUL
@trouty7947
@trouty7947 16 күн бұрын
The is a *very different* kind of... Oil that is also sold in 55 gallon barrels lmao
@cyanide7270
@cyanide7270 20 күн бұрын
The gleeful "She chose the gift, what a fuckin idiot!" is magical. Michael truly is a gift to the world. Only good thing to come out of that house in YEARS.
@yungvision1
@yungvision1 29 күн бұрын
Michael is legitimately the only one who understood how this game is played
@maltesefalcon85
@maltesefalcon85 27 күн бұрын
and he beat poki who was trying to game the system
@makuwakuwa
@makuwakuwa 20 күн бұрын
“55 gallons of crude oil!” *tism object fidgeting intensifies*
@kangbang718
@kangbang718 Ай бұрын
at this point, it’d be weird for michael to show up with a normal gift
@Fleato
@Fleato 20 күн бұрын
if micheal showed up with a normal gift... run....... actually that sound slike his next video idea probably. and you know like 5 months away prob enough time for a reeves upload. a little early though.
@kangbang718
@kangbang718 20 күн бұрын
@@Fleato gta 6 will be out before his next video
@OctagonalSquare
@OctagonalSquare Ай бұрын
“Wooooo! She chose the gift!!!” -Toad from the Mario series
@sushikai7566
@sushikai7566 Ай бұрын
Should’ve kept Michael’s gift, would’ve made 4x the profits now
@maximusd26
@maximusd26 Ай бұрын
smartest investment i ever seen
@chantz7515
@chantz7515 22 күн бұрын
Not really. I work on a oil rig. That entire drum is worth less than $100. It would cost more to ship that single barrel and refine it into anything useful at all. Idk why you think its super valuable because its not. It's only valuable in the sense that when we drill for it we produce almost half a million barrels of it at a time.
@finkyfamboni4333
@finkyfamboni4333 20 күн бұрын
@@chantz7515 she wouldnt actually getting 25 barrels of crude oil, the oil drum shown is empty and just a prop, she would have just owned a share of oil that is equivalent to 25 barrels.
@chantz7515
@chantz7515 20 күн бұрын
​@@finkyfamboni4333 you dont even know what you're talking about when you say "share of oil" and thats still only $2500. And if you're talking about a stock when you say share, when you buy an oil ETF or future, you dont actually have any rights at all to physical oil.
@ttv_zombiefetus1710
@ttv_zombiefetus1710 20 күн бұрын
@@chantz7515found the government employee trying to keep his riches to himself
@andrewsumale6232
@andrewsumale6232 Ай бұрын
Next two days on Google: "what can I do with crude oil?"
@gmanhass
@gmanhass Ай бұрын
Micheal always had a crude sense of humor 😂
@bembleton
@bembleton 26 күн бұрын
Yeah that drum is completely empty. The sound it makes and the ease of which hi picked it up onto the dolly gave it away.
@DaesoTheOne
@DaesoTheOne 21 күн бұрын
You know how dangerous Crude Oil is when not handled correctly, right? Ofc they aren't going to give someone an entire DRUM of crude oil because that's dangerous.
@danielb6472
@danielb6472 21 күн бұрын
​@@DaesoTheOneyou're right, it'll make a mess that's kinda hard to clean up... What else? Could potentially irritate the skin a little? Could be lit on fire if you poured it out and had an open flame near it, but it'd be harder to light than a dozen other things in that room, including their clothes. I work with thousands of gallons of this stuff every day, there's nothing overtly hazardous about it in its crude form. When it's processed and turned into fuel, that's when it gets especially dangerous. Don't drink it, don't put it on your face, and don't pour it onto an open fire... Basically treat it like any household cleaner you've ever seen and you'll be fine.
@DaesoTheOne
@DaesoTheOne 21 күн бұрын
@@danielb6472 myb I was thinking of ammonium nitrate
@danielb6472
@danielb6472 21 күн бұрын
@@DaesoTheOne oh, yeah that stuff sounds scary, and is heavily regulated afaik. Crude oil is, to my knowledge, only difficult to get by a private person because there just isn't a reason for anyone without a refinery to have it. There isn't a method in place to sell and get it to anyone in such small quantities. My guess is that he wasn't joking about having another 24 barrels, because that's probably the smallest quantity he could get a producer to sell him.
@DaesoTheOne
@DaesoTheOne 21 күн бұрын
@danielb6472 So bro spent almost $2,000 on a white elephant gift exchange? Dam I wish I had that much disposable income
@deyanaclark7132
@deyanaclark7132 Ай бұрын
That dude’s so Willy Wonka coded
@thrashandburn10221
@thrashandburn10221 Ай бұрын
Michael: I infused your gift with the power of 🌈 DYSTOPIA 🌈
@phoenix121084
@phoenix121084 15 күн бұрын
I swear he’s running around like the treasure goblin from diablo 3
@dinoszografos3244
@dinoszografos3244 Ай бұрын
Michael the type of guy to buy someone galvanized square steel beams
@luckyjim37
@luckyjim37 22 күн бұрын
and he gets his nuts and bolts from is aunt
@thecosmicjoker4419
@thecosmicjoker4419 16 күн бұрын
You get 55 gallons of crude oil 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣the way he says it
@gardenpop
@gardenpop 22 күн бұрын
Michael was the only one who understood that the game was white Elephant.
@cragnorthegoblinking4269
@cragnorthegoblinking4269 Ай бұрын
I'd love that shit, I'd keep it in my room and use it to just put magnets and shit on it.
@azzix45
@azzix45 Ай бұрын
House fire:
@brandoncolon1160
@brandoncolon1160 26 күн бұрын
I mean his gift to jodie a.k.a quarterjade being a solid tungsten cube im not suprised poki gets a oil drum filled with crude oil
@gianenci
@gianenci 25 күн бұрын
Michael always confirms to be the most funny and villanous man on the planet
@jiffylou98
@jiffylou98 19 күн бұрын
I love that I knew exactly why michael got oil instantly. It's the most stable resale price on the planet
@robertwolfgan
@robertwolfgan 24 күн бұрын
So it's not 1 barrel of crude oil but 25 in total? Aw, good ol' Michael Reeves.
@PitufosRobin
@PitufosRobin 27 күн бұрын
Missed the part where it's empty one handed tilt lmao
@b-radtank
@b-radtank 24 күн бұрын
I was thinking either he’s stronger than me or it’s an empty barrel
@kingzeno1708
@kingzeno1708 10 күн бұрын
looking back now in hindsight this is a great investment gift
@sethlast9024
@sethlast9024 16 күн бұрын
It’s so funny how she sees the package and says, “oh my god it’s oil isn’t it” like she’s been asking for it all year 😭😭😭
@senorgameboy1106
@senorgameboy1106 Күн бұрын
I heard someone knock at the end of the video and I instantly thought of the United States government coming after the immediately, hahahah. Lol
@autumneagle
@autumneagle 19 күн бұрын
And this is how Poke became an oil tycoon
@dec2397
@dec2397 Күн бұрын
Michael yelling “she chose the gift! What a f***in idiot” will live in my head forever rent free
@denialz1460
@denialz1460 6 күн бұрын
The "what a fuckin idiot" is so funny as he's just prancing away
@itszaque5031
@itszaque5031 5 сағат бұрын
Can't believe they didn't include Poki: "What am I supposed to do with it!?" Michael: "Dump it in the ocean!"
@CloudESL
@CloudESL Күн бұрын
Igniting the he room is what I was scared of
@reka10
@reka10 Ай бұрын
that's probably tripled in value at this point.
@BenSTA09
@BenSTA09 27 күн бұрын
WTI crude is up 15%. Unless he bought in September then it would be down 10%
@chantz7515
@chantz7515 22 күн бұрын
literally not even close buddy.
@irishmakbeth
@irishmakbeth 52 минут бұрын
pokimane didnt want to get invaded by america.
@danjak_rpg
@danjak_rpg Ай бұрын
Lock Your Doors... Do not respond when you hear the eagle
@michaelscotthawthorn7871
@michaelscotthawthorn7871 7 күн бұрын
USA: Oil? Pokimane's crimes have gone unaddressed for too long.
@humandorito7792
@humandorito7792 Күн бұрын
Rae 100% thought it was the $1k barrel of lube with that look of disgust 😂
@mcbeeeg
@mcbeeeg Сағат бұрын
right. he just props a 55 gallon drum of oil on a dolly with one hand. suuurrrrre bud
@Serryy
@Serryy 5 күн бұрын
American military about to show up at Pokis door
@Dragonpike
@Dragonpike 21 күн бұрын
Years late and this never gets old. Michael Reeves is the best kind of deranged
@rjkenney7054
@rjkenney7054 19 күн бұрын
Playing with a box cutter the entire time is madness and I’m here for it
@briannacallie9419
@briannacallie9419 2 күн бұрын
"IT'S A BARREL!!"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@almond6520
@almond6520 17 күн бұрын
In the description before I clicked the short, it stopped at 55 gallon, I thought it was gonna say “55 gallon barrel of lube.” 😂
@blueicer101
@blueicer101 13 күн бұрын
The real gift was content and we all know pokimane would eat that up.
@BenVR314
@BenVR314 18 күн бұрын
Bro said “oil up” very politely
@PangolinStirfry
@PangolinStirfry 13 күн бұрын
They have oil. There's an Apache attack chopper flying over the house rn
@user-mp5jf2sz6c
@user-mp5jf2sz6c Ай бұрын
US: I'm watching you reeves...
@merlinthewizard3221
@merlinthewizard3221 24 күн бұрын
"Why do you want this?" "Oh I don't, did you not catch why I called you an idiot?"
@wyattgollogly4853
@wyattgollogly4853 29 күн бұрын
that's a unique way to tell bro to oil up 💀
@nazaire7
@nazaire7 24 күн бұрын
Straight up goblin mode as he ran off.
@OhNehNee
@OhNehNee 20 күн бұрын
i would be funny if poki’s subsequent streams had barrels of oil in the background
@visualprowessinc5693
@visualprowessinc5693 3 күн бұрын
"Crude oil" he says
@JimmyEatDirt
@JimmyEatDirt 23 күн бұрын
You know when he wheeled in a barrel i half expected Michael to have bought the 50 gallon drum of "personal lubricant" from amazon.
@Wyart788
@Wyart788 18 күн бұрын
American government: we heard there's, well, oil. It's mine now
@KingOmegaZyro
@KingOmegaZyro 25 күн бұрын
"Dump it in the ocean for fun. Throw it in a lake." 😂😂🤣
@notinterested8452
@notinterested8452 18 күн бұрын
he gifted the leader of just stop-p oil a barrel of crude, gold.
@RealShadere
@RealShadere 20 күн бұрын
Pokimane sounded so American 😂 "Its oil isn't it?!!"
@caydenbrown7111
@caydenbrown7111 13 күн бұрын
With the amount of consumption of gas and oil right now I would gladly take it for when everything runs out in 40-60 years
@exoticbutters2781
@exoticbutters2781 22 күн бұрын
Forget the lump of coal, he got her a whole barrel of crude. Thats the weirdest flex I've ever seen.
@irishgaming1651
@irishgaming1651 17 күн бұрын
The Urbans discovered an oil barrel like Neanderthals to fire.
@MARIK_21
@MARIK_21 20 күн бұрын
that sht gonna be worth multiple countries years from now
@V1G1LANTEK9
@V1G1LANTEK9 21 күн бұрын
Michael Reeves with access to a crude oil reserve is somehow terrifying also... fucking hell thats black gold right now
@cortsilver2564
@cortsilver2564 17 күн бұрын
When Michael starts jumping up and down like a goblin you know you fucked up
@D34TH_ExE
@D34TH_ExE 28 күн бұрын
One night, she will start hearing feint sounds of Ride of the Valkyries
@InvaderTim7
@InvaderTim7 27 күн бұрын
No fear "Oh I *don't* want it" One fear
@callismo
@callismo 11 күн бұрын
“OMG ITS OIL” - Most US shit ever
@Jaybird913
@Jaybird913 19 күн бұрын
Michael preparing fir the apocalypse shits getting real
@jayuppercase3398
@jayuppercase3398 20 күн бұрын
You can see how easily he rocks it back that the barrel is empty
@billyoconnor7817
@billyoconnor7817 17 күн бұрын
pokimane the sort of person who is always checking her hair is right for the camera
@caspianfolkesson4897
@caspianfolkesson4897 13 күн бұрын
A real friend wouldn’t sell the oil and keep it in her room.
@josiahtaylor2246
@josiahtaylor2246 20 күн бұрын
That's kind of a fantastic gift tbh
@MrWhateverfits
@MrWhateverfits 17 күн бұрын
It was empty. One you can hear it resonating when its moved, and Michael moved it on the the hand truck with just one arm.
@Julzilla
@Julzilla 21 күн бұрын
In Michael's next video, he is going to recreate the Lebanon storage shed explosion in the Offline TV house! Hell yeah!
@domschra
@domschra 20 күн бұрын
Thank god i thought itd be 55 gallons of something else
@alexcrafter_
@alexcrafter_ 19 күн бұрын
The next gift from michael will be a refinery so you can make your own petrol and diesel hahahah
@fernandoarraes8601
@fernandoarraes8601 Ай бұрын
I have to myself that this is OFFLINE TV’s greatest moment. I never laughed so much
@Zack-id1cl
@Zack-id1cl 21 күн бұрын
"Why do you want this?" I don't want it. *Entire rooms becomes unintelligible noises and screams*
@Salaundre
@Salaundre 24 күн бұрын
This is just like the block of Tungsten he gave her.
@thedarkurge420
@thedarkurge420 19 күн бұрын
“i’m good thanks” oh no there is no choice
@mysterynotch9098
@mysterynotch9098 8 күн бұрын
39 missed calls from America
@gotseoul123
@gotseoul123 19 күн бұрын
My guy forgot to close out his micro crude oil contract before expiration 😂
@thomas399-t2o
@thomas399-t2o 7 күн бұрын
typical Harry and Hermione shenanigans
@SleepyMagii
@SleepyMagii 22 күн бұрын
Dude let his futures contract close 😳
@DolceFarnienteABC123
@DolceFarnienteABC123 14 күн бұрын
They don't realize she can make a 24 carat diamond with that much oil.
@starbeast6313
@starbeast6313 Ай бұрын
now she can help him kill turtles
@onesack9614
@onesack9614 Ай бұрын
I’ve never followed otv stuff but this made my die laughing ahaha
@jollisanoob
@jollisanoob 16 күн бұрын
america: so i heard someone needs freedom?
@donutdude4174
@donutdude4174 17 күн бұрын
Not a bad gift, it's like gold just blacker
@Minecraftwargod926
@Minecraftwargod926 13 күн бұрын
One of history's greatest moments I still think of this regularly Micheal is my meme Lord and Savior.
@solidmoon8266
@solidmoon8266 29 күн бұрын
I honestly clicked on this thinking it was lube like Numi bought and figured this was about to get effing wild😂
@joshuafranklin9630
@joshuafranklin9630 22 күн бұрын
Don't worry we'll be coming for that soon. - just some Army dude
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