2:18 No no, you forgot the best part! Someone else went "Hallo Frau Mastodon!" And someone else capped it off with "Neither of those are dinosaurs and they lived in two completely seperate time periods. This thread is a paeleotological nightmare!"

"Even the ground wouldn't want him to rot in it" goes super hard though.

Well this episode was 75% food related stuff and 25% more random sh*t! (Well let's keep going Micki 100th episode here we COME!)

People have been shipping the sun and moon for as long as we have had stories.

2:09 Fun paleontology fact. There is 1 (one) variety of dinosaur we have a decent idea of what they sounded like. Parasaurolophus. This is because they had a resonance chamber in their head crest which was preserved with the skull. The recreations are haunting.

0:52 Skoll and Mani are emotional support wolves now!

1:01 So...Who's paying me? We doing this? I'm straight as the flat end of a level, but I'll take you up. Bring it!

1:43 thank you for ending it on the fancy voice… I was not looking at the screen and was so confused about why someone would want a Square Glow Stick… Glue makes so much more sense

0:44 sans took me out

1:14 gay laughter

1:45 this is an english Essay, so of course the easiest out is of course if a text uses the term, in which case just draw the text to analysing a character's form of address or mode of speech, and give it as an example of profanity and a colloquialism. At a stretch, it could POSSIBLY be used if there is something that, for emphasis, is so absurd that formal register simply cannot accurately convey it, but that's heavily dependent on the previously set tone of the essay and the intended audience.

German T-REX!!!!! 🤩

You know at 0:19....if you've played *_any_* Ace Attorney game it feels like it.

"One is not expelling fecal material from other's waste expulsion sphincter in emphasized metaphor to impress an attempt to dissuade notions of administering falsified statement(s)." Once saw someone torture a metaphor into a paragraph. A simple statement isn't that hard.

To answer the glue stick question, the can make it like they do deodorant.

1:35 You could make them work like box cutters/utility knives. Have a little button/lever on the side that you can use to push the glue stick up and down. EDIT: I should clarify that when I say "box cutter/utility knife" I mean the ones with the long segmented blades.

ok the kazoo made me gasp, ngl

Crazy Random Bullshit like this is what Cures my Depression...

I've only written like have of my thesis. There's so much I need to do and it is due in two weeks. I think I am tired on a spiritual level, and yet, there's a new Michaela going crazy on tumblr video. For the next 3 minutes, I'll be fine.

Okay, but I'm ace, so can I just stop correcting people when they make assumptions for a year or do I have to be more proactive in my pretending than that?

3:01 🔥SKELETON TYPO🔥

Never stop making these

Can we all appreciate Michela for reading the typos? Intobone was totally meant to be "into one" but we got the glory of hearing "intobone".

I show these to my friend, but she didnt know the name so she just went to me like "I can't find the videos." and I replied "What videos?" she continued "The funny lady with the funny voices" and I was just so confused, eventually I figured it out

We actually do know what one dinosaur sounded like. The parasaurolophus has a large bony crest on its head which paleontologists believe was an acoustic chamber for making loud horn-like noises. They've scanned and modeled replicas of the parasaurolophus's head crest and blown air through it to hear what it sounds like, and it sounds friggin epic, like a haunted train horn or something.

0:44 I automatically finished the measure out loud and I am mad about it!

Why is it that the comments only take up a quarter of the screen the rest of its all black?

As someone who is straight but has had multiple people independently tell me I give off non-straight vibes, I could take the trillion.

GUTEN MORGEN HERR PTERODACTYL!

Wtf I've been acting gay for free all this time wheres my trillion dollars

Deja vu

I feel Fantastic About this Craziness!!

four words to the glue stick discussion: Kokuyo Square Gloo stick

Last night i had a dream and at the end of it i needed to move some chopped up batteries so i figured I'd store them in my mouth, but when i tried to spit them out it wouldn't spit them out, they were going swallowwards, and then i woke up with a feeling of a lumpy throat.

1:37 you can still use the same method to get it up and down by twisting the bottom.

1:05 but what if I don’t have to pretend 😏

Sans is so obvious, but shit hahahahaha I wasn't expecting

cool

2:43 what hozier song is this from again?

2:32 / 2:33 threw me off guard @~@

So, I just had to grab my lip balm to check this, but the stick doesn’t rotate with the base. It’s a machine. The base doesn’t even rotate, it’s the part underneath. There’s an inverted corkscrew under but also somewhat inside the plastic base for lip balm/glue sticks that moves along the central corkscrew and pushes the base or pulls it down. They definitely could make squares and if wouldn’t be that difficult, you wouldn’t have to change the mechanism, just the container shape, you can still put a circular inverted corkscrew under and somewhat inside a square, and the thing the person rotates to push it up in the first place can still be square shaped even, because you can still rotate a square. Why don’t they do this???

In most mythologies the sun and moon are siblings, so nothing is really out of place here

This just made me laugh so hard.

I'm ace aro, as long as the ladies respects that I can find a way to fake being gay for a year.

Thank you for the video.

_Tperry the Pterodactyl?!_

Grateful to the Goatmom

for the "pretend to be gay for a year" part. I think if your gay you have to be actively straight for a year. ( I say actively because, come on, yall pretended to be straight until you came out, so it wouldn't be a challenge.)

There are square glue sticks though

1:11 what if I’m already gay?

Food

Lol

Wearing leggings while watching this video

tobone

00:00:19 ace attorney.

Oh thank you !