“Higher up controls the knife” “Oh okay” “So make a small incision” *Slams hand down full force”

North Korea: "Our great leader is healthy and in good hands" Kim Jong-un's surgeon:

You know Lilly has been with Michael long enough when she walks into a room, see's a robot and runs. That's what we call, experience learning.

Poki: “Oh, I’m so sorry!” Michael, covered in blood: “What? No, it’s okay, it’s fine, this is a learning experience!”

“I don’t even know what surgery this is supposed to be” Michael, I think that’s called a murder

Ngl. I was terrified the entire time he stuck his hand near the death machine while other people were using it. But then I remembered that the FDA didn't say anything bad about it :)

It’s funny that the surgery machine just stabs people

Normal people: **keeps their knives either in a holder or magnetised to a plate.** Michael: **keeps his knives unsorted in a drawer amongst his BAKING UTENSILS??**

All jokes to the side,he made a giant ass murder tool,so he can threaten his hostages

that moment when you traumatized the girls so much with your machines that the slightest mechanical movement they make they panick

that grin on michael's face when he was showing lily was PRICELESS

I have never felt a fear for knives before, even more so since I work in a busy kitchen. But Pokimane, Pokimane has given me that fear.

Poki: literally slaughters someone Also poki: oh I'm so sorry, I'm sorry.

Doctors definitely go "surgery there, surgery there, oh shit they're bleeding, surgery there"

As someone who has seen the da Vinci with my own 2 eyes and repair that companies devices, I can say that thing is way ahead of its time, but Micheal doing this solo is mind breaking. Props

I’m no expert, but I think that your surgery robot is really only capable of a lobotomy

But the real question is “can it remove shitty tomatoes from my salad?”

Pokimane: Absolutely mauls the patient and makes it lose a shit ton of blood. Michael: It’s learning, it’s a learning experience

I love how everyone’s instant reaction to even the littlest of things Michael does is to scream

Bruh I’ve taken coding for the last three years in high school, and my parents found this and forbid me from taking one my senior year… Jokes on them, their life support is gonna run on code, so at this point it’s a waiting game

I was laughing so hard “just make a small incision above the ear.” Her: *stabs head*

Imagine living in the same house as this madman and you walk into the kitchen hearing: "If you really think about it, scalpels are just shitty, smaller knives, so why don't we just use bigger, better knives?" Before taking a random knife and disappearing into his torture chamber for three more weeks.

I like how at 10:17 he drops the “Insane scientist” act and quickly says “No, it’s fine, it’s fine.”

I think the reason this is a favourite for a lot of people is because its different. It looks actually polished and well made instead of being exposed wires and tidpod containers. There are no old overused jokes like tasers to be seen. This was looked like a new era of micheal reeves insanity

normal people : im censoring everything to stay monitised micheal reeves : puts fake blood inside a puppet and completely slaughters it

I like how Michael's idea of surgery is just "insert knife into body" He straight up stabs the pineapple and the pineapple is better

9:55 “the closer you’re to it the further it goes from you” bro is talking my social life 💀

Him putting his hands in the area where the knife can easily cut him while poki is confused by how it works was actually insanely dangerous

He didn't say "Don't try this at home", because no one can

This is insane, he literally got us to believe he was making a shitty joke but then actually made a crazy good robot.

If I had a $1 for every time someone almost got gut by that machine, I'd have at least a brand new truck.

When the surgery robot starts zooming and playing Cowboy Bebop music, you know this is going to be a good one.

Asian parents: Become a doctor Michael reeves:

Michael: "let's do a small incision above the ear" Poki: "S L A M D U N K"

One time, I play for a bit with a real Davinci Robot. It was pretty cool ! Yes, the flex is necessary.

9:46 you can tell poki was genuinely scared af

Keep in mind, we didn't ask him to do this. At this point, he lost his shit during quarantine and his roommates are his test subjects.

Michael: “I’m gonna build a surgery machine” Also Michael: builds a murder machine

I just discovered you exist via a video with DoctorMike, so I searched for this video, OMG I need a few moments to get my breath back. I haven't laughed so hard in years. I think I've have busted my ribs again, they were just healing from the last fracture. Subscribing to your channel will probably kill me. I have osteogenesis imperfecta, I'll tell you every time you break something on my body.

Strap a gawk gawk 3000 to the end of that and you're set.

*Kim Jong Un preparing for heart surgery* Michael: hey there, I'm your surgeon for today!

DaVinci Robot: "They did surgery on a grape" Michael: "They did surgery on my will to live"

I got to work with a surgery robot yesterday so I juet had to rewatch this video. I can’t believe it’s been 4 years already

to be this talented at robotics and this funny must be extremely rare

I heard Kin Jon Ung used this for his own surgery massive success.

When u destroy ur girlfriends bed so she has to sleep in yours. Smooth

I love how pineapple fell 8:00

Bro literally built a fully automated torture device.. And it’s *beautiful*

“Seems a little dangerous” “Ok, I appreciate the feedback. You’re wrong” And THAT’S how you respond to constructive criticism.

"just plug the hole with the knife" Damn, what a surgeon

7:34 went from ad for hospitals to joker as a surgeon

This was genuinely funny. Especially at the end and when he was testing it with the 10 pound thing.

The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large. He’s on the way to murder the robot army

scarra: why is poki screaming? Lily: she's with michael scarra: oh that makes sense

when the girl at the end of the video was “trying to retract the knife out of the head” i uh… started mimicking her motions screaming “UP DOWN UP DOWN UP DOWN.. ALL I DO IS WIN WIN WIN”

i love how Michael just torments his roommates hahaha

Michael's past video: *Steals Lily's chair* Current: *Steals Lily's bedframe for video* Future: *Puts Lily's brain into an exo-skeleton to destroy humanity - for a video*

Sometime in the future: Lily: *gets hurt* Micheal and his surgery robot: *_THIS LOOKS LIKE A JOB FOR ME_*

watching this gave me permanent anxiety. thanks

after visiting this again, this is still one of Michael's best videos

This looks like the beginning of a DC villian's origin story.

I bet he can pick tomatoes out of his salad with this

Micheal is going to be a mad scientist one day, the next doc oc, and jlaservideo is going to have to defeat him

I wish he had a parts lists and documented what he did. I would love to go through it and make something similar ;-;

It’s the tomato spike but for people

If Tony Stark and Doctor Strange had a child, but it did crack

“We are going to make a small incision above the ear” (Proceeds to brutally puncture the dummy’s head and kill him instantly”

Surgical resident here. I absolutely need this in my life. This machine has such precise movements, and most definitely would not kill the patient. Excellent work as usual Michael Reeves.

michal about his sponsor raycon earbuds: "they just f*cking work" honest man

Imagine all of the good things Michael could have done for the world with his engineering skills......Instead he became a humanized shitpost and i love it.

Imagine this you ring on your neighbors doorbell to ask him for some sugar and when he opens his doors he's wearing scrubs and is covered in blood

2:24 whats the funny music there Holy shit it's "Too Good Too Bad" from Cowboy Bebop

The C.I.A should've hired this guy to do surgery on Kim Jong Un

"Is the system FDA approved?" *B-roll of smiling medical professionals*

This is legit the best video on youtube!!!

Bro you are on the way to helping people and helping hospitals save money! I also love the tacit approval of the FDA. Super A+ bro guy! Helping people wurdwide. This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. The end practice sequence is so great. “…put the blood back iiiinnnn…”

The scale of these projects is getting worryingly large, he's on the way to that murder robot army

Kim Jong-Un’s surgeon minutes before the surgery:

I watch this every once in a while just because it's so good.

I like the carriage utility mechanism

I love how terrified everyone is of this murder robot.

Imagine on your gravestone it says “Cause of Death: Lag”

I like the carriage utility mechanism joke (got me cracked up)

"plug the hole with the knife" spoken like a true surgeon

I like how Michael is slowly getting more sadistic with his robot designs and it’s just a matter of time until he’s taken over the world with racist dolls and screaming vacuums.

As someone who actually does R&D for medical devices this has me crying. It’s beautiful

Michael just made a mini storage crane sorting system thats can be used on piers cargo vans or storage warehouse's box placements

Thank god there was a Carriage Utility Mechanisim

Surgery: Is supposed to be precise and safe. Michael's Robot: Cuts off the patient's limbs if you move your hand a centimeter too far. That's what I call a Michael Reeves success.

Finally, Kim Jong Un's surgeon has entered the arena

there first prototype was probably something like that

You know you're in good hand when your surgeon says "we're gonna make a small incision above the chest" and you're here for an appendectomy. On a serious note, don't put your hand above the table while the thing is on. Please.

This really be how Kim Jong Un got his heart surgery

Davinchi's ad: Carefully doing surgery on a grape Michael's ad: Violently stabbing a pineapple

i think you should make a new saw movie

"just plug the hole with the knife" had me laughing so hard i was dying harder than the plastic patient! +1

Michael only has a girlfriend so he can legally steal her stuff to deconstruct it for a machine e.g. chair, bed spare taser

This is the man who did Kim Jong Un's botched surgery

He's like a mix of vsause,rick sanchez and harry potter Where has this guy been all my life

I have officially decided this is my favorite video on KZfaq, great job I hope you are doin well