Microsoft Sam War Story with sound effects

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12 жыл бұрын

Just something I threw together in 1 hour.I just kept on clicking on the tag suggestions lol for the tags. BTW on w2k version of microsoft sam, did on speakonia.

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@article1372 2 жыл бұрын

Bro >unregistered hypercam >mictosoft sam >old UI >innovative onomatopoeia 10/10

@carrotizgud9222 10 ай бұрын

legendary

@suprememasteroftheuniverse 9 ай бұрын

Internet was made for this.

@JestanYT 9 ай бұрын

1337 experience.

@carrotizgud9222 9 ай бұрын

@@JestanYT le epic 1337

@Azurethewolf168 9 ай бұрын

You can’t forget the “to be continued”

@Mikewee777 3 жыл бұрын

It was a very immersive experience. The future is now.

@com0oan 9 ай бұрын

A glimpse at the metaverse

@peterdinkler4950 9 ай бұрын

@@com0oan Bro, I'm so fucking ready to buy virtual property in a second-life clone game before "THE ZUCK" takes away my freewill with rouge neural-interface VR goggles!!!! Poggies!!!

@lolsoina 9 ай бұрын

Bro theres no sound

@gandalf1783 9 ай бұрын

@@lolsoinaI was so confused why everyone commented on how good this sounds lmao

@lolsoina 9 ай бұрын

@@gandalf1783 same

@z.b.8168 3 жыл бұрын

"to be continued" Last online: 8 years ago

@brainman67 3 жыл бұрын

kinda wanted a second part

@Monkeycrazy448 Ай бұрын

12 years later lmao

@Monkeycrazy448 Ай бұрын

@@VossyGTR who you? sorry idk you bro im sorry

@HappyGaminz 26 күн бұрын

@@Monkeycrazy448 who are you talking to?

@Monkeycrazy448 26 күн бұрын

@@HappyGaminz your mo- he mustve deleted his comment idc

@Cry_ct 3 жыл бұрын

It's sad that Microsoft Sam is gone.

@leonvanderschaaf9378 3 жыл бұрын

But I still have him on my very old computer.

@bbear3886 2 жыл бұрын

you could probably use a virtual machine and load up an old system and have sam on there? I'm not sure about that tho

@joshuamccutcheon 2 жыл бұрын

Microsoft removing him is an unforgivable sin.

@partitionhlep Жыл бұрын

@@bbear3886 yep

@W01FPD2 Жыл бұрын

Sapi4 has a Sam voice, it’s less glitchy.

@bragiodinsen4604 9 ай бұрын

its amazing that of all things it pronounces roflcopter perfectly.

@enricobianchi4499 9 ай бұрын

Well there really isn't any other way it could be pronounced, especially considering this voice has the cot-caught and father-bother mergers.

@MachFiveFalcon 2 жыл бұрын

Only stories of Legend deserve to be recorded by "Unregistered HyperCam 2".

@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer 2 жыл бұрын

I remember back when I had gotten my first-ever computer back in 2006, when the internet was still getting started. I was around 6 at that time. And one online game at that time was responsible for my young curious nature; *Roblox.* One of the first Roblox games I ever played was Rocketgamer10's "Survive a Train Crash Down a Waterfall!!!" Eventually, later in 2010... I found my way to KZfaq. I saw a bunch of videos that were made with "Unregistered HyperCam 2." It was mostly Roblox gameplay, Speakonia stuff...and even Angry German Kid. Damn, now I feel old. Don't you ever wish we could return to the glory days? Because I certainly do!

@MachFiveFalcon 2 жыл бұрын

Oh ya I do, and I'm a bit older than you lol

@SatokoHoujouOriginalRoleplayer 2 жыл бұрын

Cool

@chad9166 10 ай бұрын

This one kinda sucks tho sorry

@suprememasteroftheuniverse 9 ай бұрын

I bought my first pc in 2003. I was 17. I played non graphic online rpg games in the school library because I didn't have internet. Those were the days.

@kittenchristmas4194 9 ай бұрын

Eleven years ago... It's hard to believe that it's been that long already. I remember messing with windows movie maker all the time because we didn't have internet. 😅

@spencerplaysguitar8179 9 ай бұрын

BRO, CAN RELATE.

@carlpanzram7081 9 ай бұрын

It's crazy how far we are today. I could perfectly clone your voice and have it speak any language we have, and then I could have a artificial intelligence have a computer generated high level debate about economic with AI Obama.

@abam9787 9 ай бұрын

this is relatable af

@traumwandeln 9 ай бұрын

No internet? thats around 20 years ago for me .. we started with internet every three days for an hour or so, and in the rest of my computer time i loved to use the rpg maker 2k :D

@vincentvoncarnap2473 9 ай бұрын

not eleven, most likely. very old videos are often much older than their upload date

@CZghost 10 ай бұрын

This is something to sink in actually. This is 1999. The text to speech sounds really great for a 1990's technology. Yes, it does sound riddiculous, but this was the best thing to have at that time.

@NatiiixLP 10 ай бұрын

How exactly is this 1999? The video was uploaded at the end of 2011. Even the description clearly states it was recorded on Windows 2000, which was not released until February 2000. It was recorded using HyperCam 2, which was not released until late April 2004. Arguably, much of Windows 11's code is 90's technology, or even 80's frankly, so I don't see how any of this is impressive or even interesting. Stephen Hawking used a much more primitive speech synthesis software from a far more ancient era, yet he was able to deliver perfectly coherent lectures in the early 90's. This technology wouldn't have been considered impressive even then, much less in the 00's. The Windows TTS was never not a meme, at least for people with no vision impairment condition.

@_-TC 10 ай бұрын

@@NatiiixLP Ah yes, let me write an essay on how nothing in this world is interesting and how we should take everything for granted. This was definitely not interesting and impressive in an age where we were barely stepping down from floppy drives, oh no! If anything, if we were to introduce todays AI simulations, but in 1999, NOBODY would be impressed, it's child's play! By the way guys, ACKTHUALLY, did I mentiont that was recorded in 2000??? And not 1999? THAT IS A MAJOR FLAW THAT REQUIRES POINTING OUT!

@LocalAnonOnTheInternet 10 ай бұрын

@@NatiiixLP You're not impressive by any standard.

@NatiiixLP 10 ай бұрын

@@_-TC Well, why spread lies on the Internet when you can NOT do that? Like, fr, when you have no fucking clue what you're saying, why are you trying to exaggerate something that you have absolutely zero knowledge of? God damn drama queens these days, always saying dumb bullshit, confusing poor passive observers who don't know any better with their lies.

@NatiiixLP 10 ай бұрын

@@LocalAnonOnTheInternet It's not about being impressive; it's about being right and not spewing rubbish pseudo-facts on the Internet by exaggerating numbers that you don't understand. Wow look at how impressive the technology was in 420 BC, [shows a picture of some random bullshit clearly from 2022], damn the ancient Romans must have been fucking geniuses.

@DAT-OFFICIAL Жыл бұрын

1:31 The df' df' df' part actually sounds exactly like a helicopter!

@bonk747klm 10 ай бұрын

omfg true

@zynfalde 7 күн бұрын

Gosh

@AydenCard Жыл бұрын

You won't hear a story more enticing than this.

@TheHoops123 10 ай бұрын

oh christ the memories we had back in the day as kids playing with this at home and in school. all the stupid sound effects it makes, brilliant brought back many lovely memories

@sadfox8248 9 ай бұрын

One time my friend turned his computer volume all the way up and made Microsoft Sam say "FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT MS [8th Grade Teacher's Name] IS A BITCH FUCK" but said teacher was talking with another student so she didn't hear. Or she probably did and just didn't care anymore because it was the end of the year

@peebumbus Ай бұрын

was not expecting the yt algorithm to give me this banger of a throwback at 1am, the unregistered hypercam 2 watermark really brings the whole piece together

@aJazzyFeel Ай бұрын

🤝

@_profile Жыл бұрын

1:30 this actually soudns like a helicopter wtf

@Rainbow_Bolt 9 ай бұрын

It’s so odd that I can’t hear this on my KZfaq app but I can on Safari

@secretspy4109 9 ай бұрын

Same

@foopymaster1757 9 ай бұрын

Crazy. Thought there was a running joke or something

@stanleybochenek1862 9 ай бұрын

@@foopymaster1757yeah me too

@maxwellbowman4084 9 ай бұрын

Reopened the video and app and nothing… thought it was a prank.

@kewoshk 9 ай бұрын

Same, weird

@Demexis 9 ай бұрын

Such an amazing story. It pulls you to sleep better than any lullaby.

@IsaacFoster.. Ай бұрын

12 years ago... Its sad because 12 years ago is 2012. I miss the time where 12 years ago was 2008.

@cybersumae2459 2 жыл бұрын

Microsoft sam brings back so many memories for me.

@giovanni1885 3 жыл бұрын

"The war... the war never changes"

@redeemer665 2 жыл бұрын

Let's hope the algorithm catches this one now

@ProkerKusaka 2 жыл бұрын

Here i am)

@baccln 9 ай бұрын

Here I am

@amidoingstuff5555 9 ай бұрын

Here i am)

@pold111 9 ай бұрын

this is like playing with toys and making up stories while making sound effects as a kid

@Isigia_Official 9 ай бұрын

This is the type of content the internet needs today

@Artakha9000 9 ай бұрын

Magical. I can't believe the KZfaq mobile app neutered this masterpiece.

@seth4321 9 ай бұрын

Yeah what’s going on? I am hearing no audio.

@festiveyoutube 9 ай бұрын

Same, why?

@roman_khalizov 6 ай бұрын

It’s fine for me

@Parzivle 6 ай бұрын

It works now but I can attest it used to have no audio on the app for seemingly no reason when it would work fine on browser

@bhluschrean 2 ай бұрын

hey click gear emoji and click more settings, click stable volume.

@pyroshilov8474 10 ай бұрын

Thank you for your service Microsoft Sam. truly a war hero to inspire us all

@itryen7632 2 жыл бұрын

Hatsune Miku's grandfather tells her about his time in sarajevo

@georgew.9663 9 ай бұрын

Someone took the audio, can’t have shit in detroit 😔

@macklee6837 9 ай бұрын

Incredible journey of loss and redemption Thrilling from start to finish

@acer8123 2 жыл бұрын

May the algorithm gods bless this video, this is a true hidden gem

@BinglesP 9 ай бұрын

It has now!

@placeholdername8529 9 ай бұрын

If someone were to ask cs engineers to make this sort of thing today, they would have sophisticated neural network AI models trained to sound like Microsoft Sam. Incredible how the technology has developed.

@zyxey Ай бұрын

THIS IS SO GOOD WHY AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW IN 2024???

@nyssalikesbugs 9 ай бұрын

for some reason people are saying they cant hear it..?

@Maxutko901 9 ай бұрын

The sound at 1:55 would fit pretty well for like a Earthbound fangame when you bash or idk, or maybe it's just me. Pretty good video, even thought I wasn't able to experience all of this myself at that time.

@gabs3147 9 ай бұрын

Lol I hear it

@SlendyBruv 2 жыл бұрын

How many memories this has bought back

@ralphmodynlosugarteeth3188 9 ай бұрын

0:52 everybody gangsta until Microsoft Sam became an unholy demonic creature

@l-l 9 ай бұрын

Bless youtube recommendations

@YuckFouTubeX Ай бұрын

RIP Microsoft Sam, he gave his life to save Windows from the Macrohard Doors invasion

@jasoneverett 9 ай бұрын

this is way funnier than it has any right to be

@climatectrl3350 9 ай бұрын

That was the last we ever heard of Sam. Some say a sniper shot him from a mile away, some say his Roflcopter ran out of fuel and he crash landed, others say he was visited by an extraplanar being that put him into stasis until his hour of need was at its most dire. All we know for sure is hes gone, and we must keep fighting the enemy jeeps until his return.

@hongkonger885 9 ай бұрын

who else also got recommended to this masterpiece?

@nicolaisvendsen7101 9 ай бұрын

And here it is! The secret to making sound effects for Blockbuster action movies!

@_Devil 9 ай бұрын

1:53 The first ever recorded use of the word "soy" in a meme-y manner

@Noface121 6 күн бұрын

And the only one that should stick.

@onikrux 9 ай бұрын

"The anime commander"

@Tacomuch 9 ай бұрын

Dead silence.

@MrAeral 9 ай бұрын

We will remember you Sam. You were the best.

@Bruh_TheRealOne 2 ай бұрын

beautiful made me tear up 11/10

@RougeMephilesClone 9 ай бұрын

Oh, it's perfect. A blast of nostalgia for something I never had.

@YS420X 9 ай бұрын

I remember typing heinous things for Ms Sam to say on the family computer, turning up the speakers to max and then blaming it on my brother 😂

@thecorgiraider0324 2 жыл бұрын

It should be a famous masterpiece...

@Kekerro 9 ай бұрын

I love when youtube randomly recommends me old videos like this.

@slipperynickels 9 ай бұрын

why doesn’t this video have sound? seems to otherwise play fine, but no sound.

@maxgeopiano 9 ай бұрын

This + a GPT model would make for such good content lol

@Liam_Tomhet 5 жыл бұрын

This is gold.

@JohnSmith-cg3cv 9 ай бұрын

Amazing. The timing of the story works really, really well with Microsoft Sam’s delivery. I’m surprised that, based on the description, this text was made in just about one hour. Super well done. Had me dying of laughter. Bonus: cute 2011 vintage description intact.

@noelht1 9 ай бұрын

No sound?

@konajonah 9 ай бұрын

Is the audio broken for anyone else?

@OmegaCorsair 9 ай бұрын

yeah nothing there for some reason.

@antisirichok 9 ай бұрын

@trwijbenga 9 ай бұрын

@bridgetsawamura56 2 жыл бұрын

sam’s high pitched voice lmao

@jadeaaron2003 9 ай бұрын

that soi will forever stick in my head

@eldoblixtlo1058 27 күн бұрын

It makes me want to have Microsoft Sam as my storytelling grandpa telling me his experience during war.

@Coldsteak 9 ай бұрын

did someone copyright claim the audio?

@elhasmusic 9 ай бұрын

I don't know. I can't hear it either.

@Killbayne 8 ай бұрын

ITS BACK YALL

@artoodiitoo 10 ай бұрын

more entertaining than most movies nowadays :D

@TheRagingRodentGaming 9 ай бұрын

A certified 2011 classic.

@hardatak 9 ай бұрын

Rip sound I guess

@JordanBeagle 9 ай бұрын

You know, you gotta hand it to Microsoft Sam, it may have not known how to pronounce some things, but it gives it it's best shot

@Crozz_04 Ай бұрын

I have waited 12 years for next episode

@HuzaBird0.2 7 ай бұрын

I miss u sam.

@wireless_codes6029 Күн бұрын

In the end, this was truly WAR without REASON

@NobodyisAnybody 9 ай бұрын

There’s no sound (Found out KZfaq is trolling, you can only hear it on desktop)

@bruhuk_obama 9 ай бұрын

Yeah why is there no sound? Was there copyrighted music and youtube muted it?

@khyen 9 ай бұрын

Nope, I can hear it, why y'all can't?

@Steel-toad-Jack 9 ай бұрын

@@khyenI two can hear it

@Steel-toad-Jack 9 ай бұрын

@@keeehlantry it with headphones and without sometimes it makes a difference, odd I know

@Somethingaweful 9 ай бұрын

You have to use desktop doesn’t work on mobile or the app.

@Kdub09swm 9 ай бұрын

Is the AI I have been hearing so much about recently?

@LogoMan404 2 жыл бұрын

Secretsoft Dan is the narrator.

@JakeNach 9 ай бұрын

Incredible. Truly. This is where we peaked.

@rhphoenix5 13 күн бұрын

Well this is a blast from the past. Simpler times.

@zantherhayes7229 9 ай бұрын

Beautiful. Brings a tear to my eye

@TUnit959 9 ай бұрын

Chief was never the same after the war.

@geshtal2056 5 күн бұрын

I felt like I was in that firefight. This was great storytelling

@buttersquids Ай бұрын

This feels both ahead of its time and hugely historical

@dirhi 10 ай бұрын

this is the best video i have seen in my entire life

@h3mb3 9 ай бұрын

This hit me at a right moment. I have tears in my eyes. Thank you le old internet.

@jasonkrane1708 2 жыл бұрын

Swagmaster69 is Microsoft Sam’s son.

@slap_my_hand 8 жыл бұрын

PERFECT!

@johnbubble5347 9 ай бұрын

finnaly found the oldest comment

@martijnknol8690 9 ай бұрын

Me too my brotha @@johnbubble5347

@MrY7zz 9 ай бұрын

yes!

@GraveUypo 9 ай бұрын

df'df'df'df'df'df'df'df' sounds like an actual helicopter wtf.

@Kini_the_Fox 8 ай бұрын

Why is there no sound? DID THIS GET DMCA’D???

@Monkey401YT 8 ай бұрын

@SIRSANDMAN0 2 жыл бұрын

this is amazing.

@MediaBoy13 9 ай бұрын

gripping story telling, immersive experience, great sound effects

@sbtopzzzlg7098 9 ай бұрын

Woos woos woos woos

@abuzerdag 10 ай бұрын

Laughed hard man. Good job.

@tgnm9615 9 ай бұрын

Even today's TTS cannot make these sound effects

@bluedistortions 10 ай бұрын

11years later the algorithm hits

@assbeater204 9 ай бұрын

we need a second part this is a very intriguing storyline

@tharii314 Жыл бұрын

I'm frustrated as I can't resurrect this masterpiece AS IS using its newer SAPI5 x64 versions.

@ConManOh7 4 ай бұрын

Truly an amazing story i can't wait for the rest of it.

@matty6598 10 ай бұрын

THIS IS AMAZING

@sstrick500 9 ай бұрын

This needs to be preserved at the Library of Congress!

@rhesaramadhan8474 8 ай бұрын

This podcast is so good

@Ninjacat25 9 ай бұрын

This is really awesome.

@user-vq6im4hm2l 9 ай бұрын

this is masterpiece

@Omenhachi 9 ай бұрын

This is truly Incredible

@wellox8856 16 күн бұрын

Thanks youtube for recommending this banger!

@zismale2505 9 ай бұрын

the t, sounds like a player is getting absolutaly destroyed

@machinedrum 9 ай бұрын

Where da sound at

@dedede5586 Ай бұрын

why was i so invested in this

@DCG909 9 ай бұрын

Oh, god this is fantastic, also rip sam...