@ KS6DAY Excellent comment!! 😂

lol i don't know how i've ended up here either.

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How did we get here anyway? 😳

WTH I don’t even know u people and I’m here too

E Søgaard my god hahah

Good one

thanks for that

Gold.

At that age, the seats may be wet but not from sheer lust.

Dude u made me lol xD

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That was a "high side knuckle duster 360 tail whip".. But honest mistake as they do look nearly similar ✌

@@Hutch0311 it all looked the same - him spinning and or nearly dipping each side of the vessel as close as possible to taking on massive water...without taking on much water...id liek to see how much went in there i suspect thats why he wears black trousers (so you cant tell they are wet). add in a few waves and kisses...5 mins of 80s music awesomeness and a splash of scenic tranquility... and there it is..it was actually captivating at times.

@@Halliday7895 Philistine!

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That's 'flashy'?? LOL!

It's all the cosmetic surgery that ruins canoeing for me today.

Money and eastern Europeans control the sport nowadays from what I heard...

You say this, but it is the freestyle division. If you cant handle it, stay out of it. This is where the big boys play

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🤣omg dude u got me in a coffin

You made snot come out my nose

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That could be a new yorker bit

I heard he was always fighting his demons behind closed doors.......... heartbreaking story

The Jonny menzel of canoeing if you will

Joe Young i will

His appearance on Johnny Carson 30 years ago was the beginning of his downward spiral.

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Lol

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Oh yeah, classic

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I love how you can clearly tell over youtube that they're playing a Dolby cassette tape on the PA system.

Bro that was probably one of the funniest things I have read in a while. I'd gladly be your friend😂

Otze 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣😂🤣😂🤣

At least it's not 3am..

Me too otze...we can be friends...

I'm in the same boat!

Right hahaha

Could not have said it better :D

Hahahahaha

this is one of the best comments ever!

Baby I'm getting started

These kids today just never had to pay their dues.

Hello fellow traveler.

Apparently KZfaq thinks I'll enjoy this annually... then again I did click on it🤔

Ikr. I was watching rally racing when it recommended this 😂

Bobby Garafolo very meta

And there family's.

@@samforshee2390 Their* Families*

to good

like ice skating

Underrated comment.

jerry minnie Lmfao

She would have thought he was a canoe god

Hahahahaha.. holy jebuz that was funny

LMAO

😂😂😂

Yeah, it's been a long time since I was in a unit.

:)

Don't know what you're talking about... The Algo sucked me in, yes, as it did us all. But I hard searched this... .... ... again... ... ... purely to relive the majesty.

@@aaronwelch5391 hahaha yeah I feel ya

Is that why you all are here? I searched for caneoing videos. LMAOOO

Thrillho33, I agree. I thought this performance was going to be too bourgeois, but when he took the jacket and sandals off, I stopped worrying.

Gentleman of the word 🙌🏼

You win for best comment of the decade

How is this not the caption for a far side comic?

It was a bold move, for sure. I think we’re going to see a real turn in the sport with the next generation of performers, citing Marc as their inspiration.

I don't really think that's a fair comparison yet, but Bolt is still young.

Me too as a boy

I would Jill-off for hours staring into his tranquil gaze.

Savage

Bwahahaha hahahahahaha 💀💀💀

😂😂😂😂😂😂

Eddie Barry 😂😂😂

Eddie Barry u

You cant get that good and not be taking HGH

I actually snorted beer out my nose at your comment. Thanks mate.

I didn't know that.

sure, he actually might get his hair wet....

@@janvanruth3485 Doesn't have to worry about the top of it

if someone cant swim that far in without a life jacket, they shouldn't be in a canoe at all

Yeah swimming is hard

@@pumpkinflipper5751 It's potentially a problem in colder weather. Lots of people die from cold water shock, even if the air temperature isn't very cold. Apparently, that can happen in water temperatures as high as 50-60F (10-15C).

Check out Molly Gurien's performance she does some subtle drifting. Also there's another one of these in September and a few freestyle expos/symposiums during the summer. Hope once you check out what freestyle canoeing is all about we see you at one of them, Barry!

Yea but you could clockwise OR counter clockwise

Can't wait to see someone do a kickflip.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's the best fucking part about this whole thing. Theres literally only one fucking move. And the gallery claps every God damn time like it's something new! Fucking fantastic

Its not just spinning. It’s how you spin! 😎

This is comedy gold.

Such a good comment

His canoe IS the overlap

Honestly this is the best comment in this entire section

Rick Hagemeijer Hahahahahahhahahahahaha

@@karlsandin4515 This best fucking i ever seen extreme sports it put B.M.X skateboard to shame.

Hahahahaha

@@WILLELLARD81 Some people will call this almost a sport but for me this better then the Superbowl and the world series combined.

Better than hearing banjo music and feeling your cheeks clench....

I simply cannot stop laughing from the masterfully written comment of Aaron M. It has resounding effects that last well beyond the moment of consumption. Days, weeks, months my abs still crumble at the intensity of the foreborn comment of a thee. This wins the internet.

Someone's great grandpa is really out here hawking them truth loogies

This is incredible lol

Holy Fu-+ !!!! This is beautiful

Lmao the best freestyle paddles are made in canada ,ie ray kettlewell,- bruce smith- fishel paddles- etc etc.. usually from black cherry or birdseye maple...

Nah Snoop Dogg

Sir David would crush this hard than Ornie crushes bitches

Ozzyman

ROFL 🤣.. such a perfect comment.

don't forget the many fallen Heros in tether car racing.

Don't group those other presents with the great Marc Ornstein.

It’s almost as if he was walking on water the way Marc handled than canoe

How dafuq did u get verified!!!??? 🤣

Thanks Jesus!

*makes, Jesus. _Jesus_.

I personally preferred Marc’s 2006 freestyle canoe interpretation of “Bodies hit the Floor”. To each their own.

I'm fckin crying lmao

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😂 Thank you for that!

Fucking kicked in 😂😂

LoL 🤣🤣🤣👍

This comment

I'm chooooking!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂

Pelican approves.

An epiphany has occurred 🙏

I have no idea why this was on my recommended, but I clicked for the comments. You did not disappoint... Thank you. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

este es el tipo de comentarios que vine a ver jajajaj

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I was NOT ready for that music.

That wasn't a Red Bull.

I don't know Cotton. Let's see how this pans out

Red Bull and Magnum condoms.

@@smiley800 I was thinking a mild Rose’, and maybe, just a wink of Valerian root.

Same! 😂🤣👏👏

I have never enjoyed comments so much!

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Me too, I'm in tears 🤣🤣🤣

I'm likely going straight to hell for laughing, but i can't hepp it.

Hover Master there’s levels to this comment 😂

He was gentle with his paddle and the water,,it didn't feel the caress of his canoeing ways

Actually got a recommended video from redbull when watching this 😂

It's obvious he's going for the Grey Poupon sponsorship

+joelalamo45 pitching woo to... I'm dying!

Really? You almost cried? What happens when you think of the children dying in Syria? Do you implode or something?

@joelalamo45 "aspiring freestyle canoers" Is that really a thing?

@@chrishansen4455 There is a freestyle canoer in all of us, Chris Hansen

@@Psychosix are they paddling?

Imagine watching dirt dry, it takes much longer.

All I watch is metallica videos and arm wrestling videos, not sure where this came from but my life will be forever changed

@@demonicon1 *That's how youtube works*

@@demonicon1 with a name like Shittenheizer poopy poo , the algorithm has no choice but to recommend you weird shit. Res Ipsa Loquitur.

08' was one hell of a year...

"Paddle Pals" yo sign me UP 🥵🤚🖐✋️🍑🍑🛶

Now that is one lofty compliment beset on one performance. Yet it is truly worth every measure. It is no wonder that his tuxedo vest (which is actually a hydrostatic PFD since Marc cannot swim) is hanging in the Canoe Paddlemen’s HOF next to Chief Sitting Bull’s loincloth and paddle. Marc just may be the GOAT paddler.

I’m over committed myself. It’s not even 1PM and this is gonna lead to some deeeeeeeep YouTubing

Eric Perez best comment

Eric Perez I am pissing my pants! Lmfao!

@@bobbarker4255 ls this a actual sport are did somebody grandad escape from a nursing home and is he figuring out which to go.

How terrible would your wife have to be for you to invent this sport?

@@andyeighttreMe as 42 year man i will take my mom and dad when they have down time the art of canoeing.

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All of it then?

C L that was the joke...

Tbe first spin when the beat drops was the best

dude, very literal “lol” @ your comment.

I never knew you could wear a suit in a canoe,,that was funny as hell

Yeah but is it autographed???

I would honestly buy that and put it on my wall just as a conversation piece. We should make a hundred of them.

@@sayyowhatsup1067 He signed it with a wet tip paddle.

Beckett is publishing a price guide this year. Pretty sure a mint rookie Ornstein will be on par with a Nap Lajoie.

You’ve done a lot about computer algorithms lately. I’m interested to know your thoughts on how this 11year old video rose to fame in the past couple months.

Lmao fancy seeing you here Destin

DESTIN!?! wow so funny to run into you here😂

Did not expect to find you here, but heartened to discover you're a man of culture

Destin is a fan! We are in good company folks!

Ok. This made me cry 😂😂😂😂😂

This is the best comment ever!

😂

Part of the reason why I come back to this video is to read the new crop of comedy. This whole link brings me joy.

It’s a great intro line at the bar🤗

Paddle in paddle out vato!!!!

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Classic

hahaha

Go even slower.

I had to watch it over and over to grasp the complexity of his skills, why did I push my boys into basketball 😞

He never even showed his true power. How he can get across the entire lake with only 1 paddle.

Tyler Lewis I see what you did there.

@@thewestisthebest9955 me too, and it was beatiful.

Explain?

Ah... bravo. Bravo.

Now THAT made me laugh 🤣

It was the summer of '89, I was out on Lake Tahoe perfecting my reverse canoe twist when suddenly my hand carved oak oar snapped in my hands...............

@@alarmingtwitch7822 i'm just wondering why in tf youtube brought us here

@@Mawgai bro im wondering that aswell and still comprehending what tf I just watched

@@jordan1352 dude.... I had to turn it off 1/2 way through. Brain couldn't handle it

Oh he's had an incredible career. The great Ornstein-Jacoby battles that defined his early years. The so called "Frogmen" incident (which was just media trying to destroy a rising star in my view). Echoes of the later "Invisible Motorboat" stuff. He shut them up with the Margaret River series. One of the most beautiful sequences of freestyle since Findler, or even Darnsberg (hints of the early days of the sport, with grace and poise that, as the Freestyle Canoeing Essentials said at the time, "redefined the sport"). And of course, the Infamous "Invisible Motorboat" incident - people just couldn't accept that the Margaret River series, and five or ten years after which he just dominated this sport, could possibly be conducted by pure skill. (But remember, Ormstein lives on a river, he trains 14, 15, sometimes 16 hours a day; he's got an entire corporation of planners, agents, sponsors, all that stuff, built from his own sheer ability). Fiction became fact when it was revealed that Jacoby and others were in fact using tiny hidden devices (not motors but basically water pumps) to orient their crafts, allowing them to appear far more dextrous and agile than they were. That was a real scar on the sport. It took down Jacoby and others and the whole "Punks with Pumps" thing made it clear - the public will not tolerate that type of nonsense from freestylers. Jacoby perhaps might emerge forgiven someday, but who knows. Let me be clear though: nobody ever proved Marc Ornstein had done anything wrong. He was never found to be using pumps, motors or anything except talent and dedication. Then, over the past decade, Ornstein reached new heights - the sequences/partnership with the great ballet choreographer Nizhnikov, who Mr Ornstein credits as "one of the true unsung masters" of the sport, and of his recent successes. Hard to see what anyone could do, to beat Ornstein, today in his current peak physical and mental conditioning. I think the real question is being asked right now by freestyle canoeing experts - what will Marc Ornstein do next, to outdo Marc Ornstein ?

@@jimreily7538 Excellent summary. Massive Ornstein fan here. I hated Jacoby even before he was revealed to be a cheat. I think the Invisible Motorboat/Punks with Pumps stuff actually showed just HOW GOOD Ornstein is ! Jacoby was doing everything with hidden technology and Ornstein STILL outdid him. All Ornstein needed was a canoe, an oar, and a piece of music. The best athlete in the history of professional FSC by FAR.

Marc Ornstein DEFINITELY needs a 30 for 30. I'd pay heaps to see that.

HAHAHAHAHAHAA

Will Ferrell or Steve Carell?

Holy shit it actually is!! Honestly how long did it take you to see that?

This observation gives me a big rubbery one.

@@drewsims262 He was in a trance when he saw it. Myself, I was busting a gut laughing. As a canoeist who can also low-side this type of boat, it's really no big dealing flat water with no wind. It's just fuckin' hilarious!

I connect with you Mr. Brown. I've shared a similar experience. Not sure if it's the soft evening light, or the placid water, or the sight of a tuxedoed man in a canoe, gently stroking to his beloved lady in red. In any case, like the artist himself, and you Mr. Brown, I find myself in a 'crimson trane'. And, much like Mr. Ornstein, and you as well Mr. Brown, seems that I too am a 'master in corn'.

Ha!

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Police tryin to catch me portaging dirty

Whitten Sinclair ✊

Trying to catch me rowing dirty

These comments are gold, honestly. Purely clowning on him

I'm crying at the comments. Haha

Dude i saw this in my feed and was like free style canoe? now really.... lets see what yea got champ that canoe better be free. Hahaha pretty legit shit right there that man wasnt playing hahaha.

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Truuu

jk rowings : the boat was gay

You and I have different ideas of what qualifies as “crazy shit”.

Pierre R with music

You....just....killed....me, laughing.

If Bob Ross painted with his penis on a canvas of vagina

Beat the devil out of it

Just the tip.

Amen

This is one of my go to videos when I am down - for like the last two years. Never looked at the comments until now. They are amazing!

ABSOLUTELY!!!!! 🤣😂👏👏

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