Man I hate autumn when all the crosses shed their leaves all over my yard..

Alright, I want a shirt that says "Jesus Christ: the very first hippie"

Yes, let the anger consume you. The amount of bewilderment and rage over this film is one of the best (and funniest) things to come out of the Cinema Snob and his crew, if you don't mind me saying.

It's so easy to see that this movie is from the same mind that brought us "There's no evolution because CROCODUCK"

You know how pissed off you have to be to get deeply philosophical? That's intense.

OMG, "I WILL SAINT NICK YOUR ASS!" Amazing! :D

the guy on the left is just dying of laughter

Wait... Jesus wasn't hung of a tree, but JUDAS hung HIMSELF on a tree! Oh god, we got it all wrong! Judas did what he did so he could return the fruit of knowledge and Jesus just posed his glory away! Quick! Phone the Vatican!

I've started wondering if Kirk's character was actually Satan, leading his family down a sinful, selfish path in the guise of celebrating Christmas like a bunch of materialistic shitmarks.

Ironic to listen to Jake talking about the Golden Rule.....

This review got deep quick... You know, why isn't this review the Christmas movie? It is two people in a car after all.

The best out of the three because of the rage. :'D

So, according to Kirk, every person who was ever crucified (from Roman-invaded England to Edo-period Japan) was acting as a Christmas ornament. I'm pretty sure I heard Charlie Manson say something to that effect during a parole hearing.

Clearly St Nick is a Highlander and he killed another saint and got his powers.

I come to this one for the metaphysical and existential discussion

Even though this was uploaded in July, two years ago, this is still one of the best ways to kick off the season.

this entire video is beautiful. you guys saved Christmas by uploading it

How many movies try to convince you that the only sane thing one of the characters says is the problem? And convinces him to fix the "problem" by embracing GREED? Who made this movie, Larfleeze with a grant from the Ebenezzer Scrooge Corporation?

That was actually a legitimately apt description of the black guy in the movie.

The black dude in the movie was like Kevin Hart's jealous cousin who never made it 😂

This was Jake and Irving gold. Wow :-D

I'm surprised neither of them said "Nobody fucks with the Jesus!"

It also implies that you should covet items in a way. If it says to buy stuff and accept gifts then it implies that you should get the best gift and if someone has a better gift it should be yours. I believe that is a sin, I wouldn't know for sure as I don't give a fuck about sin. This was just a thought I had while watching you guys. It may not be directly mentioned but it sounds like they want you to covet your neighbors goods if they have a bigger tree, ham or present. Keep rocking the reviews, they are great!

When Kirk said "Every single time you picture a tree, think of a cross".. I think Kirk is secretly a KKK member.

I had forgotten that I was watching this video the other day. I load it up and the very first thing that comes out of my speakers is, "What the Hell's a neegris?!" Fucking classy man xD

Jesus died so you can get presents.

I love how Irving's just laughing his ass off during Jake's rant

So-crates. There is a another Bill and Ted's movie where they are now dads...

Well, Kirk Cameron isn't a catholic. But damn, I loved their Pope part of the rant, being a not practicing catholic it made laugh so hard. Too bad Jake is gone, he had very funny moments.

By the way......Judas hung from a tree. What connection does that have, Kirk? There's no coincidences, right?

Wow, Jake seems really pissed off...

21:02 Well I certainly wasn't expecting that joke.

Who wants Kirk to save Halloween now?

You know what's funny? There is a horror movie about St.Nick returning to a small town as this evil spirit who punishes everyone.

idea for a patreon tier (highest sub amount): the Irving reel (We all know it exists, Brad).

I loled so hard watching this review

this is the FUNNIEST & MOST EDUCATIONAL of the 3 reviews of this movie

It's funny how their opinion on this movie is the exact opposite of Brad and Dave's opinion.

This energy is greatly missing in the current incarnation lol

Greatest.. movie....... ever.

I love these two reviewing movies together. Both so offensive it's funny.

Just saying, the whole "something can't come from nothing" is contested. I don't understand quantum mechanics, but apparently particles pop in and out of existence all the time. Just claiming that we have no idea where stuff comes from and therefore god, is analogous to the ancient times when people blamed things like the tides on gods

Kirk Cameron *is* the biggest ham on the planet!

Ironic hearing jake talking about disrespecting someone IN THEIR OWN HOUSE

Watching this again after today's Snob episode.

I jumped to 9:00 minutes and joined in the lol!

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What was Kirk Cameron on with that connecting of Adam & Jesus? I want some.

Truth be told, if I lived in Springfield, I'd love to try out for the not asshole Jake opening in Midnight Screenings. I'm pretty cynical and loud.

kirk cameron's illuminati confirmed

"Applauds at the end"

If I'm being completely honest, this 'movie' was the full end of my attachment to Christianity as a practitioner. I had already concluded a lot of what I was taught was wrong (in so very many ways) but seeing people in the small town in Georgia where I used to live proclaim this was what the country needed ended any desire to practice any organized religion ever again. Kirk Cameron is in a cult and he's mixing up the Kool Aid, I mean, hot chocolate.

With the line about how christmas trees are crosses. . .what does that make a forest fire?

+Stoned Gremlin Productions I know you don't wish to have any contact with Jake anymore but I was just wondering...What is he doing now? You don't have to answer if don't want to, I was just curious.

7 deadly sins are from Dantes' inferno and a philosopher, not from any actual religious text. I just figured to point that little thing out. sorry.

My theory, as I understand the Big Bang Theory, is that speck was an anomaly, a black hole that was so dense that time stopped and had no other place to go but backwards, creating an explosion. Black holes are caused by collapsing dying stars that cave in on themselves, creating a singularity; everything in nothing. Around a black hole, because of the intense gravity, time moves at a faster rate (look it up, it's true. I'm simplifying) as opposed to say, here, on Earth. If a singularity were to grow so large as to encompass all things into one nothing, one teeny tiny nothing, time would move so fast as to stop completely and go in reverse. My theory is the singularity started as a totally different universe that eventually died and became the speck, only to be recycled and reborn when the speck got to dense. The laws of physics don't always apply to places where everything is contained in nothing. This is my theory, but I'm no physicist. I just think in pictures.

This was entertainig, guy on the right seems like a young Louie C.K

Jake really doesn't understand Christianity. He's talking Works theology all the way. No major Christian denomination agrees with him.

5/1/2022 👍👍

Btw jake , asking "who put the speck there" is a loaded question, you should t hink more as "how it got there".

09:00 😂

in MOTHER RUSSIA CHRISTMAS SAVES YOU 🎅 🎄 🎁

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34:31 so i can watch it, cause it’s free on IMDb tv 😐

A religion or ideology based on materialism inevitably only encourages the worse in humans.

Odd little point. Jesus wouldn't actually have been nailed to a cross of wood, not if the Romans killed him. The practice of using a cross didn't come into practice until around 200CE having been adapted from far eastern practices. Prior to that the common method of Roman crucifixion was to nail people to a vertical shaft or impale their hands on a lance and hang them from that.

09:00 to 10:03 😂

08:15

Can someone please tell me how Jake is not white? Seriously, I don't get it!

Hey, what ever happened to Jake?

Has Jake Read the Bible? Isn't one of the Rules; Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery?

BUT EVE STOLE THE FUCKING APPLE NOT ADAM WHAT THE FUCK.

I'm the 666th person to like this video.

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Honestly if you’re cynical about everything you might want to get yourself checked for depression. You might not have depression but if you are that generally negative about things, you might.

Guys, please stop spouting stuff about the Big Bang without understanding it. It's frustrating when people discuss theories they've only heard half of. Apart from that, great rant.

Coños

These two really don't know very much about the history of world religions, or their development, or the mechanics that drive their continued existence.

I never understand this whole 'Religion sucks, but Christianity at least has a good message'. It doesn't. The things that are 'good' about it are such a small part of it, and they're all twisted up in this incomprehensible mess of Bronze Age morality and anecdotes. The only reason people think Christianity is about a cool dude teaching us to get along is those are the only values and lessons that have survived the test of time. Good people throughout the generations have gradually discarded 99% of Christianity and just keep the most basic of human lessons it had to offer, minus whatever nonfunctional context they may have had in the past. We're social animals. We evolved in tribes. It's ingrained in us to get along with fellow humans. If you really think these things are taught in the Bible, go and read it. You won't find a whole lot of good, functional moral lessons. Christianity is not a bunch of moral lessons told in a strange way that is misinterpreted for personal gain and power. It's just not. Apologies for rant, I just see so many Atheists and progressive Christians say this. It's a cognitive dissonance I just can't get my head around.

its actually a great movie... i seen a similar review, where they both bash the movie. theyre also sitting in a car.. during this video u call jesus a mother******

10 minutes talking about kirk cameron mixed with 30 minutes of irving trying to be "woke" and talking about white privilege and how all christians are never the victim sigh at least the other ones are good

The review started well, but degenerated, drifted all over the place, and went too long..

Wow this devolved fast; please don't pontificate about essentially astrophysics, quantum mechanics, and thermodynamics if you have no idea what you are talking about. I can't waste my time explaining how bad the things you say at about 28:00 min are, but trust me you have dropped significantly in my perception of what you understand about the world around you. Just one I guess, science does not say all things came from a speck; look up modern cosmological models of eternal universes that explain space-time inflation and prediction of the multiverse, as a layperson read Stephen Hawkings book "The Grand Design", it is a way to explain this clearly to a layperson, look up lectures on superstring theory (M-theory) for more in depth knowledge, and lastly go to college for physics and in about 10 years you will understand as well as is possible to do. Matter cannot be created or destroyed science says, there you are referring to the first law of thermodynamics, and that is only applicable to our universe, it says nothing about the properties of what brought our universe into being.