Mike Stoklasa Really Likes Star Trek

Рет қаралды 868,783

6 жыл бұрын

A compilation of the instances of Mike referencing Star Trek.
About 98% of Mike's Star Trek allusions made it into the video. The only stuff I left out were redundancies he mentioned prior and instances were ST references that were vague enough to not warrant inclusion. Everything else was edited for brevity. And it was still 29 minutes long.
Obviously, all clips belong to Red Letter Media.

Пікірлер: 1 500

@adsilcott 6 жыл бұрын

Someday I hope to meet someone who will look at me with the look that Mike gets in his eyes when he talks about Star Trek...

@mtgAzim 6 жыл бұрын

look at you like a hack fraud you mean?

@colemanalbright7134 6 жыл бұрын

This was good. I liked this.

@agwgwegsdg 6 жыл бұрын

No you don't. What I love about him is that he's not really a fanboy type person. He likes Star Track because it used to try to be smart. If you met a person who appreciated you in the abstract to the same level you'd find them creepy.

@nickgonzalezbrown2503 6 жыл бұрын

Someday I hope to meet someone who will look at me with the look Jay gives the camera whenever Mike references Star Trek...

@themoviedealers 6 жыл бұрын

Star "Track"? Really?

@moviebuff3000 6 жыл бұрын

Mike:This reminds me of a Star Trek Episode Jay:This reminds me of obsurce 1980s horror film that was directed by a Porn director. Rich: This mevie...

@BambooAcrobatVerte 5 жыл бұрын

Holy shit you win +2 internets

@archivehouse4999 5 жыл бұрын

No no no no Rich: AAIIIIIIIDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

@dakotab.7244 5 жыл бұрын

*this moopie

@Malum09 5 жыл бұрын

Very accurate

@moritzzz1 5 жыл бұрын

Moopie

@alansmithee4927 5 жыл бұрын

When you reference Star Trek to a man dressed as Worf and he says “what” you have truly reached god level

@Janx14 4 жыл бұрын

To be fair the bazooka *fired* purple, it wasnt purple itself.

@spiderdalorian5666 4 жыл бұрын

What episode was that?

@stephenvargas5806 4 жыл бұрын

Spiderdalorian if you’re asking when worf Shot the purple bazooka it was in Star Trek movie 9 insurrection. Ppl hate it but honestly it’s no different than an average TNG episode with a big budget. It’s not terrible, just a boring movie.

@spiderdalorian5666 4 жыл бұрын

@@stephenvargas5806 thanks....

@jasonandrewwillford5267 3 жыл бұрын

He should have screamed, “You are NOT Feklar!”

@adoredpariah 6 жыл бұрын

You can play dead all you want Jay, Mike is still going to explain the reference to your unconscious/lifeless body.

@panicpillow6097 5 жыл бұрын

You might not have noticed... but your brain did

@KneelB4Bacon 5 жыл бұрын

I love how they're self-aware enough to pan off to Jay, whenever Mike says, "this reminds me of that Star Trek episode where . . ." And Jay always looks like he wants to throttle Mike (or he's longing for the sweet release of death.)

@ShootStyleZombie 5 жыл бұрын

Hell, if Jay dies and at his funeral, Mike's eulogy will make reference to Star Trek while if Mike dies first, Jay's eulogy will just reference to other movies

@GeorgeMonet 5 жыл бұрын

But he won't get rapey.

@pierreo33 4 жыл бұрын

@@KneelB4Bacon *T H A T I S T H E J O K E*

@IgnatiusThorogood 4 жыл бұрын

"Being dead reminds me of an episode of Star Trek." -Mike Stoklasa's tombstone, the future

@Yohanan552 4 жыл бұрын

LMFAO!!!

@SuperDevolution 4 жыл бұрын

'Skin of Evil" where Tasha Yar dies, "The Sound of Her Voice" where they spend the whole episode talking to a dead lady, or "Tears of the Prophets" where Jadzia Dax dies?

@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly 3 жыл бұрын

I'm going to be honest. I never, EVER do like shitty social media dick sucking via "upvotes" or "thumbs up" or "likes" or whatever the fuck, but man, your comment made me forget how awful the world is for like 10 seconds straight. Thank you.

@full-timepog6844 3 жыл бұрын

@@LiveLongAndProsperHonestly hopefully the internet isn't driving you up a wall anymore...

@Zombie1Boy 3 жыл бұрын

He'll probably hope he doesn't end up like Zombie1Picard

@SuperDevolution 6 жыл бұрын

Jay looks like he dies a little inside every time Mike references Star Trek.

@randomfools808 6 жыл бұрын

SuperDevolution One of those sounded like it was from an Avengers review (2012 or 2015). Same exact look he gave the camera during the BR 2049 review.

@quarterburnt 6 жыл бұрын

‘Hello darkness my old friend...”

@HebaruSan 6 жыл бұрын

All it would take to convert him is one forced marathon binge watch of TNG

@80nt 6 жыл бұрын

Just imagine how often Mike does it off-camera.

@Raider768 6 жыл бұрын

I'm honestly surprised that Jay doesn't turn up dead by the end of this video.

@CheironOfPelion 6 жыл бұрын

I love how Rich is the only one capable of keeping up with Mike's Trekspertise.

@nox5555 6 жыл бұрын

Star trek and watching homeless people having rough anal sex with each other are the cornerstones of their friendship. they watch both in the manhole

@DroolingLizard 6 жыл бұрын

Capable and willing

@kloggmonkey 6 жыл бұрын

he's a straight up enabler!

@XXthekingofyouXX 5 жыл бұрын

It must be a fat guy thing.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 5 жыл бұрын

It's like when Josh is there for Jay's obscure as fuck film references.

@calliph 5 жыл бұрын

I love that rich knows nearly as much and fills in all the gaps enabling him even further.

@danielchristensen3657 2 жыл бұрын

❤️

@BovineDesigns Жыл бұрын

Enabling is a good way to put it.

@shil4720 4 жыл бұрын

I love how Jay is vaguely interested in a polite, friendly sort of way in the early episodes, but now he just fucking dies inside when Mike or Rich mention Star Trek.

@mrleedra 6 жыл бұрын

Mike just keeps talking and talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence, moving from topic to topic. It's really quite hypnotic.

@HarrisonScottHisoandso 3 жыл бұрын

Hey that reminds me of that Star Trek episode of the next generation where Picard

@xtzyshuadog 2 жыл бұрын

*I love that he quoted that line directly in TNG: Timescape when they do their Favorite TNG episode videos*

@jasonfischer8946 Жыл бұрын

*Data makes a wtf face*

@grahamhaspassedaway4580 6 жыл бұрын

When Jay looks all sad about Mike's Star Trek references, it reminds me of that Star Trek episode "The Price" where Picard wants to show Troi the wormhole, and she's all like "that's so boring".

@xeltanni8999 6 жыл бұрын

... when you say it like that it really sounds dirty. >_>

@arootube 6 жыл бұрын

Xel Tanni That's all on you.

@grahamhaspassedaway4580 6 жыл бұрын

Later in the episode Geordi and Data penetrate his wormhole along with a couple of Ferengi. They nearly get lost in there.

@crimsondynamo615 5 жыл бұрын

They were exploring Picard’s outer rim *SPLOOGE*

@smallrossy 5 жыл бұрын

He's the only person ever to be held hostage with just words..

@L0LWTF1337 6 жыл бұрын

Mike is like Walter from the Big lebowski but instead of having PTSD from Vietnam he has flashbacks to Star Trek.

@mrholdbutton971 6 жыл бұрын

And Jay Is Donnie, never having any damn clue what is being talked about. Mike is just not quite as assertive as Walter was. If Mike ever goes full "SHUT THE FUCK UP JAY!" mode, you can bet a looooot of star trek is coming up directly.

@jonryder7269 6 жыл бұрын

Real Name but who is the dude?

@bigbuddhaiswatching...101 6 жыл бұрын

Jon Ryder Shut the FUCK up Jonnie!!

@SuperDevolution 5 жыл бұрын

PTSD flashbacks remind me of that Voyager episode where the memorial is transmitting memories of a massacre, and the crew is forced to relive the massacre. Then Janeway does questionable order #654789 and orders the crew to fix the memorial so that future generations will be traumatized.

@BillyNunez2 5 жыл бұрын

@@jonryder7269 Rich

@internziko 6 жыл бұрын

whenever mike talks about star trek jay looks like he's being held hostage.

@MrNuclearturtle 6 жыл бұрын

Like that one friend that pesters you constantly to watch that one show

@jeffreviews4620 6 жыл бұрын

He isn't?

@DistractedGlobeGuy 6 жыл бұрын

It's just like that episode of Star Trek TNG, "Chain of Command", where Picard is being held hostage by Cardassians!

@internziko 6 жыл бұрын

Distracted Globe Productions nice..

@wesleychalmers7648 6 жыл бұрын

Distracted Globe Productions Cardassians*

@evnerbinko 6 жыл бұрын

I like how Mike almost always recognizes a person in a movie and recalls them from Star Trek.

@juanchocorleone 6 жыл бұрын

Evan Buchholz It's his useless super power.

@Leatherbubba 6 жыл бұрын

Especially when it was an actor who was in one obscure episode.

@AndorianBlues 6 жыл бұрын

Star Trek is full of "hey it's that guy!" type actors

@Thraxis 6 жыл бұрын

I do it too! happened more in the 90's than today

@roosterboots4684 6 жыл бұрын

Its funny because Jay does this with almost everything else but knows nothing about Star Trek. He needs Mike to fill in the gaps of his cinematic omniscience

@jillmo6458 6 жыл бұрын

There is no way Mike hasn't written Star Trek fanfiction and I really wish he'd just share it with the world.

@Anonie324 5 жыл бұрын

Got your wish!

@phillip5245 5 жыл бұрын

Data is a little rapey in it

@bombtwenty3867 4 жыл бұрын

A really good two parter where data learns not to be a rapist by being raped by Klingons

@krinwashu 4 жыл бұрын

I'd love to read the entire Star Trek: Galaxy script he definitely doesn't keep in the basement next to his Titanic popcorn bucket.

@braxtonslife7779 4 жыл бұрын

K. W. Titanic Popcorn bucket? When’s that totally not real item referenced in Half In The Bag? I want to see. It.

@polostud11 6 жыл бұрын

Seeing jay transform from a gruff little dweeb to a fresh cut shaved and styled hipster

@mistahsusan2650 6 жыл бұрын

i liked Jay before it was cool

@thetramp123 5 жыл бұрын

Money cleans ya right up.

@freak3470 5 жыл бұрын

And how Mike transforms from fat nerd to alcoholic middle aged man

@kierancameron4796 5 жыл бұрын

styling your hair doesnt make you a hipster lol

@loreaver3882 5 жыл бұрын

Kieran Cameron no but his pretentious movie choices does

@thewhatness 6 жыл бұрын

I feel like this is a pretty good summation of Mike and Jay's relationship.

@robrick9361 6 жыл бұрын

Star Trek is Mike's mistress, the other woman in their relationship.

@saintmacintoshreviews9441 6 жыл бұрын

thewhatness I liked how you use the word relationship and not friendship...

@otsenres1636 4 жыл бұрын

When Mike starts talking about star trek and Jay's reaction is the gf equivalent of her bf talking about sports!

@josephabrams8529 3 жыл бұрын

Otsenre s Or the bf equivalent of listening to his gf complain about her coworkers.

@WalterLiddy 6 жыл бұрын

It's like that episode of Next Generation where they meet a species that speaks in terms of past event references only, except Mike speaks in Star Trek references only.

@Danthrax40 6 жыл бұрын

Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra.

@metalnut92 6 жыл бұрын

'Rich Evans, his Shaqmeat juicy.'

@DistractedGlobeGuy 6 жыл бұрын

Lucas and Naidine, when Harry burned.

@windreed8968 6 жыл бұрын

Sokath, his eyes uncovered!

@twothreebravo 6 жыл бұрын

Stoklasa and Bauman at Lightning Fast VCR Repair

@robertdougherty349 6 жыл бұрын

This is either a Stoklasa Trek-a-Palooza, or a Jay Suicide Stare Super Cut.

@nicolasriveros943 5 жыл бұрын

Robert Dougherty at 10:13 is definitly the second one

@nicosmind3 5 жыл бұрын

Why cant it be both?

@anthonygreen6219 4 жыл бұрын

Oh, it’s both

@joshuabrown6461 3 жыл бұрын

Yes

@dannolan2233 6 жыл бұрын

It's Mike's "Simpsons did it."

@sefgray 6 жыл бұрын

“I've been waiting years to say 'Punk Rock Chekov vs Nazi Picard'”.

@alt0799 6 жыл бұрын

Scripted or not, that scene where Jay stares into the abyss and then decides to step up and cut Mike off is gold.

@ErnestsLacis 6 жыл бұрын

Mike doesn't even remember what he had for lunch but remembers every single episode of star trek

@turtleanton6539 4 жыл бұрын

Yup

@jeanbutinfrench 2 жыл бұрын

mikes brand of humor is so distinct, not only from red letter media in general but even from professional comedians, there is is something mesmerizing about it, how it feels earnest and ironic at the same time…

@kalibos 6 жыл бұрын

This video reminds me of that episode of Star Trek The Next Generation

@RandalBauer11 6 жыл бұрын

kalibos ...where Riker was infected by an alien virus and Dr. Pulaski needed to stimulate old memories to fight off the progression of the disease...

@blakestone5297 6 жыл бұрын

Data Something's GOT MEEEEEEEEE!

@MrJonnyPepper 6 жыл бұрын

Wow I was thinking the exact same thing

@SuperDevolution 6 жыл бұрын

The episode where Geordi La Forge and a Romulan are stuck on the same planet and must work together to escape?

@TheBlarggle 6 жыл бұрын

Ah yes. The finale of Season 2 of TNG. A total garbage clip show.

@DanielWatches 6 жыл бұрын

I for one want to thank Mike for all the Star Trek references because it turned me into a fan out of curiosity

@bosshogjordan 6 жыл бұрын

Daniel Robillard you won’t be disappointed!!!!

@TheHolyMongolEmpire 6 жыл бұрын

Me Tooooooo

@Trey13285 5 жыл бұрын

Same here. I haven't watched Deep Space 9 or Voyager yet but I started watching TNG and TOS because of Mike

@blondaibonsai 5 жыл бұрын

Daniel Robillard new subscriber here, might do the same lol

@conormurphy4328 4 жыл бұрын

That’s called being infected

@spoonheights 4 жыл бұрын

This video made me realize that I need an hour long asmr video of Mike muttering nonsense into my earholes while fiddling with Star Trek paraphernalia.

@thetramp123 6 жыл бұрын

I love Mike just randomly talking about Star Trek out of no where.

@markhaus 5 жыл бұрын

thetramp123 willing to bet it’s at least as much to annoy jay at this point

@JasonAllen 6 жыл бұрын

The ever delightful Rich Evans shared this on FaceBook.

@RandalBauer11 6 жыл бұрын

Jason Allen No way?!!

@cinderwood3218 6 жыл бұрын

Gotta make up for all the compilations of Rich mispronouncing words

@LowQualityCheese 6 жыл бұрын

Rich is on facebook? Huh ...

@fishrenfroeboyd7954 6 жыл бұрын

Yeah that's how I found it when I was talking to him on there earlier lol.

@JasonAllen 6 жыл бұрын

Sure did!

@mr.ishmael7801 6 жыл бұрын

I love Mike's burning love for Star Trek.

@beybladeguru101 6 жыл бұрын

Mr. Ishmael It’s almost as hot as the burning sensation in my anus.

@juanchocorleone 5 жыл бұрын

I don't like Star Track, but I do love Mike's love for Star Truck. Because Star Bucks is not my type of series. I'm a fan of Galaxy Quest.

@nicosmind3 5 жыл бұрын

It burns like a sexually transmited disease

@Toanuriamer99 5 жыл бұрын

@@nicosmind3 Nah, he hates STD.

@The_child-catcher 4 жыл бұрын

If you have to have a burning love for anything it might as well be star trek.

@SodaPolycarbonate 3 жыл бұрын

I honestly think Worf's purple space bazooka broke Mike in some minor but significant way

@RS-mu3ci 6 жыл бұрын

When Mike fucks around with that boardgame and it's pieces. This is ASMR material.

@beatrixwickson8477 6 жыл бұрын

R S it's haunting, like a fever dream during an ear infection.

@drglenndoyle 6 жыл бұрын

My thoughts exactly

@brandongreer523 6 жыл бұрын

Hell, let's just have an asmr edit of that. Isolate the footage, put the audio in both ears...add some gross wet mouth sounds because there are like two freaks who enjoy that for some reason...

@zapruderpedro 6 жыл бұрын

loopvideos.com/reApQlk5JiA?from=1500&to=0

@arootube 6 жыл бұрын

Johnny Taco Studios Add them in every time he eats a piece.

@onepcwhiz 6 жыл бұрын

I like when he says Star Track.

@coffinjockey5263 6 жыл бұрын

*Jay looks into the camera like The Office*

@raptor15sc 5 жыл бұрын

*boop* *boop* *boop* "It definitely is breast cancer."

@toximan2008 4 жыл бұрын

oh shit it's da roach dawgg

@jiminyjustin 3 жыл бұрын

@@toximan2008 The roach dawgg's boy you mean

@duckywenselcomedy 5 жыл бұрын

Mike is so 100% jaded and cynical. EXCEPT...when it comes to Star Trek.

@Herv3 Жыл бұрын

That's where Jay's cynisism comes in to shine.

@DAS_k1ishEe 6 жыл бұрын

Far better title: "Jay Bauman reacts to Mike Stoklasa really liking Star Trek" because weather you like Star Trek or not, Jay's reactions are gold.

@stueckdreck 6 жыл бұрын

To be fair: Star Trek is pretty neat.

@thenewaeon 6 жыл бұрын

I love that look on Jay’s face that just says, “Shaka, when the walls fell.”

@Visuwyg 6 жыл бұрын

24:50 Mike ASMR starts here.

6 жыл бұрын

why is he eating the boardgame?

@DeimosComaBlack 5 жыл бұрын

Was scrolling down looking for this comment, I am not disappointed.

@PagetTeaches 5 жыл бұрын

I love this part. Which episode is it from, do you know?

@damiaorodrigues2680 4 жыл бұрын

This part of the video is a KZfaq gem.

@KaLNFoRc3R 4 жыл бұрын

😍😍😍

@steamedrice97 6 жыл бұрын

Jay's face.

@jonnisko 6 жыл бұрын

It's beautiful

@gatsbygoodwood2575 6 жыл бұрын

Jim from the office lol

@randomfools808 6 жыл бұрын

He's got it down.

@gatsbygoodwood2575 6 жыл бұрын

Primary Weapon Jimothy from the office lol

@NathanDrakeTheGreat 6 жыл бұрын

Every brilliant idea in movies today has already been explored in Star Trek TNG... FACT.

@fishrenfroeboyd7954 6 жыл бұрын

Except for "The Room" ... FACT.

@NathanDrakeTheGreat 6 жыл бұрын

Fish Renfroe Boyd Perhaps the most influential and profound movie of our time.

@Sds518 4 жыл бұрын

Nathaniel Drake And thats a FACT!

@nowknowthis 6 жыл бұрын

Damn he made Species 8472 reference, That's deep cuts, that's a true Trek fan there.

@dannolan2233 6 жыл бұрын

Only hardcore fans get that because everyone else had long since stopped watching at that point

@WarCriminalPhlox 6 жыл бұрын

Actually, you know someone is a true star trek fan if he makes a reference to Enterprise, because it takes a huge commitment to sit through that shit. Altough there are probably some hardcore fans that won't be able to meet that criteria because they repressed all their memories of the show.

@pragon1173 6 жыл бұрын

Heitor Mello don't you dare talk bad about my favorite series, Scott Bakula owns my ass

@MarkyMatey 6 жыл бұрын

Heitor Mello I'm a huge Trekkie watched TOS, TNG, DS9, and Voyager. Enterprise is beyond painful.

@thetramp123 5 жыл бұрын

@@dannolan2233 But Voyager gets good right around the time we get to Species 8472, especially since Seven of Nine is one of the Voyager's best characters.

@ballerswagbro9k611 4 жыл бұрын

Jay is so good at keeping his agonized screams internally.

@MartianInAHumansBody 6 жыл бұрын

This video took 6 years to make

@SpidahhhMan 6 жыл бұрын

Nick Cullen IT BROKE NEW GROOOUUUNDDD

@Bestien 6 жыл бұрын

the real boyhood

@jadipeperzak4034 6 жыл бұрын

This comment costed me 12 years to write!!!

@mudageki 6 жыл бұрын

Very cool. Very cool.

@alansmithee4927 6 жыл бұрын

Nick Cullen the new and improved boyhood

@nash100g 6 жыл бұрын

I love when Jay asks a question he knows will trigger Mike into blurting out Star Trek knowledge

@Blackhawks19_xx 3 жыл бұрын

Jay truly cannot escape the hell that is being trapped in a room listening to a man yell the plot of Star Trek at him. His pain is our entertainment and we thank him for his sacrifice.

@Leatherbubba 6 жыл бұрын

Jay's reaction to whenever Mike brings up Star Trek is my favorite running joke in all of RLM.

@lordgiles1841 5 жыл бұрын

Mike loves Star Trek, Jay loves Twin Peaks, Plinkett loves Pizza Rolls and Rich juicy shaq meat

@agoodbambino2181 4 жыл бұрын

Yes.

@SuperDevolution 4 жыл бұрын

Rich loves his diabetus medicine.

@electricboogaloo5645 4 жыл бұрын

And all of them love Boyhood. (It took twelve years to make, BTW)

@KingLich451 3 жыл бұрын

owmagawd ma brain hurts

@quibquatch3975 6 жыл бұрын

It definitely is breast cancer.

@fishrenfroeboyd7954 6 жыл бұрын

Everybody's banged Lisa.

@Unclebarry94 6 жыл бұрын

It is not breast cancer its bullshit its not true it is not breastcancer it is not ! oh hi Quib Quach

@DistractedGlobeGuy 6 жыл бұрын

Good luck with the cancer!

@paleblueadventure 6 жыл бұрын

I’m so glad I have RedLetterMedia in my life and I love Lisa so much.

@calebhorton4701 6 жыл бұрын

Quib Quach No one will help me, and I’m dying!

@WorldsMostWated 2 жыл бұрын

Coming back to this video after their recent video about Picard is really sad. Mike has completely lost all of his love of Star Trek due to Picard, it's heartbreaking to see.

@funghazi 2 жыл бұрын

@L1VE3V1L 2 жыл бұрын

Yeah that was a moment. A broken man.

@Khono 3 жыл бұрын

I would watch Mike play Star Trek, quietly, by himself, for hours.

@MelissaAnn420 6 жыл бұрын

this just makes me want to rewatch every half in the bag and best of the worst for the hundredth time.

@headrockbeats 6 жыл бұрын

Makes me want to rewatch every Star Trek episode for the hundredth time...

@loricerny5922 6 жыл бұрын

I know, right!?!

@nidoentity 6 жыл бұрын

30 amazing minutes of mike talking about Star Trek

@e93gsx 6 жыл бұрын

I worked with this big black guy that looked like a beast. Dude looked like he lived at a gym. Bald. Huge muscles. Super intimidating. Funny thing was he was a huge Star Trek fan. Never admitted it but he was made reference to it or mentioned it all the time. Not in a mocking way but with real insider knowledge.

@PanAndScanBuddy 5 жыл бұрын

Sisko?

@itsmannertime 5 жыл бұрын

If Avery Brooks spent all his time lifting instead of practicing his ar-tic-ulat-ting

@The_child-catcher 4 жыл бұрын

I bet Mike and him are in some kind of club together.

@thesonofsuns7479 3 жыл бұрын

Why tf is that funny? Anyone can be a fan of star trek. People on KZfaq need to go outside. Then people just go on to compare him to Sisko because the dude was black. Virgins.

@thecianinator 3 жыл бұрын

@@thesonofsuns7479 it's funny because attractive people lie about liking star trek in order to stop normies from making assumptions about them based on false stereotypes

@bloodondope 6 жыл бұрын

why is mike eating parts of an old star trek board game? reminds me of that episode of star trek the next generation.

@StarTrekMarco 6 жыл бұрын

In which Data forces Geordi to eat all the isolinear chips in engineering because his fucking positronic brain malfunctioned again due to some ion storm or anomaly of the week.

@Toanuriamer99 4 жыл бұрын

Nah man, you're thinking Voyager. It's the episode where they encounter a swarm of space-dwelling lifeforms whose presence resulted in increased electrophoretic activity in the atmosphere, which caused Kes to exhibit strange behavior, such as developing a big appetite and eating copious amounts of food - from mashed potatoes, flowers, to the dirt from soil and even the bugs she used in her airponics bay for cross-pollination. It was revealed that this was part of her elogium, the physiological process in which an Ocampan female undergoes "the time of change" and their body prepares for fertilization, similar to puberty in Humans. (Most of this text is copied directly from Memory Alpha, the Star Trek Wiki, and yes it's a real episode.)

@Pozorrogo 8 ай бұрын

To see Jay slowly go through his Hobbit phase into a sleek young lad is heartwarming

@uknownada 5 жыл бұрын

12:55 For some reason I love how Mike just shouts "DEEP SPACE NINE!!!" in sudden anger.

@Demiglitch 4 жыл бұрын

uknownada its an alcoholic rage

@kellyb4 4 жыл бұрын

It’s not anger. It’s pure joy escaping from his body.

@NegaDash1 5 жыл бұрын

That last bit of Mike with the board game was just... hypnotizing

@JanPospisilArt 6 жыл бұрын

It's adorable, I wanna hug him.

@TheOrangeFondler 6 жыл бұрын

Just mentioned Voyager in the Blade Runner 2049 review hahah

@TheOrangeFondler 6 жыл бұрын

Already out of date

@OdaSwifteye 6 жыл бұрын

Every video with mike is going to have at least one Star Trek reference. It would be impossible to make this compilation every five minutes.

@nicolasriveros943 6 жыл бұрын

TheOrangeFondler at least he apologies on that one

@ellienixon3437 6 жыл бұрын

They say the highest form of flattery is imitation It’s actually Mike comparing your film to Star Trek

@RustyMuck 4 жыл бұрын

Ellie Nixon Or like that episode of Star Trek: the Next Generation

@AndroidOO3 6 жыл бұрын

I love it. I could Listen to Mike Stoklasa talk about star trek all d- nearly 30 min.

@kaxblastard 6 жыл бұрын

Mike is starting to get a lovely turkey/gurgle neck just like George Lucas. He will make a lovely thanksgiving turkey next year.

@nightfighter201 6 жыл бұрын

I fuckin lost it when Mike started eating the game peices

@Groypette 6 жыл бұрын

Now we need a Mike has dementia compilation

@tongathedevil5386 6 жыл бұрын

Sebas Peimbert Yeah.

@SuperDevolution 4 жыл бұрын

Even KZfaq has its limits.

@seventhhokage5284 6 жыл бұрын

When he starts comparing a movie to Star Trek you know he likes it.

@Craplatte 6 жыл бұрын

"That starts with an E!" Salty Rich Evans is my favorite Rich Evans.

@rade-blunner7824 4 жыл бұрын

14:21 "I like myself now, I'm Tuvix!" with the little arm motions, it cracks me up. I don't even recall why, but it just popped into my head and so now here I am, watching this video again.

@chris060372 6 жыл бұрын

6:47 I love how sternly Rich says, "That starts with an 'E'!" Made me laugh.

@Ricemang7 6 жыл бұрын

"Kirk and the gang goes to a federation planet where everyone's been murdered"

@groundfloor711 6 жыл бұрын

Bless you son. You're doing Q's work...

@eliasarndt6400 6 жыл бұрын

Finally! I was waiting for this compilation for so long!

@TheHolyMongolEmpire 6 жыл бұрын

I love it when Mike start eating the Star Trak characters at the end all nonchalantly.

@HuntSmacker 6 жыл бұрын

I literally understand every Star Trek reference Mike has ever made. Is that a problem?

@1.21Jigawatts 6 жыл бұрын

Hunter No. You're in good company.

@blm2357 5 жыл бұрын

Me too

@GeorgeMonet 5 жыл бұрын

No it just means you watched Next Generation.

@taags 5 жыл бұрын

I understod nothing, so we have to different camps here.

@SuperDevolution 5 жыл бұрын

Only if you ever want to know what the touch of a woman feels like.

@quietdignityandgrace 6 жыл бұрын

+Red Letter-- Jay, i just love that dead-pan "kill me now" look you give us when Mike starts to go off.

@bijibadness 3 жыл бұрын

16:20 i really enjoy how Mike reacts to the phaser not liquidating his good friends with the sort of panic one might feel when they've just tried to change the channel with the wrong remote.

@night1hal1 6 жыл бұрын

Don't mean to be a pain, but can you make a separate video where you cut this down to just the parts where Mike references Star Trek and Jay looks at the camera like he wants to die?

@somethingcliched4921 3 жыл бұрын

I love when he opens with “do remember when...” when he knows perfectly well that Jay won’t have any idea what he’s talking about.

@HnKYuda 6 жыл бұрын

Mike and Rich talking about Star Trek while nobody else knows what they're talking about is like Rich and Jack with video games. Jay just has his weird, obscure movies.

@FirstnameLastname-kn5sw 5 жыл бұрын

Josh is always there for Jay when he talks obscure movies.

@brion0220 3 жыл бұрын

I love when Jay looks at the audience when Star Trek is mentioned

@wm2990 6 жыл бұрын

It's only been a few months and this already needs to be updated.

@gnomeam 6 жыл бұрын

I don't know why, but I find Mike's playing with the board game stuff very endearing

@jaygrannell858 4 жыл бұрын

Like a little kid at xmas.

@Did6661 6 жыл бұрын

I'm surprised all his references only last 29 minutes long

@mr.gabethomas9060 6 жыл бұрын

Deirdre O'Connor -Not including his Plinkett reviews! Hahaha.

@cameronmattingly8802 3 жыл бұрын

@@mr.gabethomas9060 or the re:views of Picard or the motion picture and stuff.

@VegetoStevieD 6 жыл бұрын

Jay's reaction at 7:30 is the best, and 9:39

@UnfaithfulServant97 6 жыл бұрын

Khechari - Jay looks like he's just done with life. Which reminds of an episode in Star Trek: Deep Space 9 when...

@XalphYT 6 жыл бұрын

9:39 is awesome

@MrFTW733 6 жыл бұрын

Khechari and 10:23 is the cut off!!! hahaha

@TheInflicted 6 жыл бұрын

10:10 is definitely the best part of the video.

@ampecsu 6 жыл бұрын

reaction after 5:45 really resonated with me

@randomfools808 6 жыл бұрын

Find someone who loves you as much as Mike loves Star Trek. I don't think Jay will ever watch that show.

@bfnmo7750 4 жыл бұрын

I like how the last 4 minutes are basically an ASMR video

@CandCBadBoy 6 жыл бұрын

Favorite moment: 7:56 the way his heart skips a beat when he hears Denise Crosby say "Geordi!" Lmaooo

@RustyMuck 3 жыл бұрын

His name is Geordi! And he’s blind!

@SCWood 3 жыл бұрын

Jay always manages to get his revenge by talking about sex pervert movies.

@TheSpookYoutube 6 жыл бұрын

3 0 M I N U T E S

@WalterLiddy 6 жыл бұрын

...and I sat there watching the whole final 4 minute segment before it occurred to me to wonder WHY I was sitting through it.

@BenqInferno 6 жыл бұрын

did u know it was 12 years in the making.

@Roboshi2007 6 жыл бұрын

The ending to this is my favourite ASMR

@OlOleander 4 жыл бұрын

I'm genuinely impressed you managed to pack six ad breaks into this video.

@davidhaywood9729 6 жыл бұрын

I genuinely enjoy all the Star Trek comparisons. And I think it's hilarious when everyone around acts all bothered by it. It reminds me of my own musings with my friends.