"I broke my back... My back is broke... Spinal." That's my favorite quote from Tyson
@shauncry19173 жыл бұрын
Ishh spinal
@vliegendehollander3 жыл бұрын
Or fade into Bolivian 😂
@vegetaking12722 жыл бұрын
@@vliegendehollander He really said that? Lmfao🤣🤣🤣
@thenewthought862 жыл бұрын
Vertibre or....?
@eganc19762 жыл бұрын
Thpinal
@TrevorLaub6 жыл бұрын
Once someone taught him the word fornicate it was a wrap
@cheetoortiz23614 жыл бұрын
It's a good word and seldom used.
@nasiemrichardson4 жыл бұрын
😭😭😭😭
@laminebaazi43764 жыл бұрын
that would be islam
@SedanChair4 жыл бұрын
probably Cus
@jnetwork32323 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@braydenj13272 жыл бұрын
Giving the stripper a lap dance is honestly a power move.
@morrisheinersz20052 жыл бұрын
specially if she pays you to do it
@sweatshirtguy34242 жыл бұрын
Just what mike does
@bodeezy782 жыл бұрын
Lol
@KCJbomberFTW2 жыл бұрын
What she’s gonna tell Mike Tyson he can’t back that ass up
@BossMandotnet2 жыл бұрын
Big Sigma Male energy😂
@kennythejet1717 жыл бұрын
"I can't wait till the 28th, I'm going to make you my girlfriend." lmao
@lordnutjob95654 жыл бұрын
😂
@jonathanwpressman4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, the greatest ever
@SamJohnson-rz5cx3 жыл бұрын
"You wanna take ya hand off my athh?"- in his voice
@faatimahtucker8703 жыл бұрын
What's the guys name he was talking to?
@padrinozerocool3 жыл бұрын
1 of my friend use that quote to a woman in a nightclub, few years ago. He married to her, have kids and bitching about her to me, every single week.
@ldhardy41349 жыл бұрын
Don King moved that hand with a quickness only rivaled by Tyson in the ring 😂😂
@vinniek.99425 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤠
@cornpop7803 жыл бұрын
😂🤣😂🤣😂 oh yes
@glennandquin55422 жыл бұрын
💯💯🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
@barty23812 жыл бұрын
wow😂
@tonyfoley17782 жыл бұрын
Yeah in Mike's autobiography Don King was driving in a escalate Mike is sitting in the back listening to King Crapping about how much money king and Mike were going to make together again. Mike's thinks at this stage king is ripping him off with millions. It's very funny when or if you read it. Mike out of nowhere start's kicking the head off king behind the wheel of the car. The way Mike tells it in the book when he was kicking him in the head there was dust or dandruff floating around the car. Iv done it no justice just try and read it the Guy is a one off. King got a good few slaps of Mike. His biography is the best iv ever read. Sad. Funny. Tragic. Rock Bottom. Broke. Redemption. It's got everything Great man for what he came through.💯👋🇮🇪♥️🙏
@anhkhoa912804 жыл бұрын
"My style is impetuous, my defence is impregnable" - Mike's vocabulary is so rich, I've learnt lots of English from him!
@Leopard0di2 жыл бұрын
he was hypnotized by cus d'amato before each of his fights. those words are probably from the hypnosis session. you can look it up, its quite interesting how cus hypnotize mike to become a monster before stepping into the ring. but i guess he never taught him how to turn it off.
@modelcitizen722 жыл бұрын
"It's ludicrous these mortals even attempt to enter my realm."
@Abnsdllnnlosnfd2 жыл бұрын
You mean like: "My thtyle ith impetuouth, my defenthe ith impregnable" (Mike Tython)
@jspencer2502 жыл бұрын
Learned**
@mercutiomurphy27432 жыл бұрын
i broke my back, thpinal
@abdisich Жыл бұрын
"You have a problem turn off your station" had me dying 🤣
@omarmahfouz23318 жыл бұрын
This is more entertaining than the whole of floyd mayweather's career
@jayblack9085 жыл бұрын
Omar Mahfouz 💯
@pitbull86255 жыл бұрын
Lame
@herecomesthecrimsonchin2395 жыл бұрын
Omar Mahfouz who made more money though who took less damage
@449JaneDrive5 жыл бұрын
@@herecomesthecrimsonchin239 Bill Gates?
@andreingramakadjscrewrip73724 жыл бұрын
@Apollox44 Pollo Pacquiao's side weren't making negotiations any bit easier, dumbass 😂
@alvalankerofficial9 жыл бұрын
"How dare you talk to me that way. You should get up and kneel to me now and I'll spare you."
@s2h9955 жыл бұрын
Alvalanker EX my fave
@tylertheimmortal59344 жыл бұрын
Alvalanker EX Kneel before Zod.
@tricky47354 жыл бұрын
Dude you watched the video too ?
@owenoconnor35253 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha funniest shit
@ivansivic66763 жыл бұрын
HE CLEARLY SAYS I DARE YOU TALK TO ME LIKE THAT
@neolamanite8 жыл бұрын
My favorite line towards Don King: "I ain't doing shit for you scumbag".
@jayceontaylor14508 жыл бұрын
ya he was right there
@stevenscummy14588 жыл бұрын
He likes to do what he wants to do
@stefanurquelle77362 жыл бұрын
Read Mike's book...the parts when he recounts the times he whooped Don King's ass were hilarious.
@rickymarino12082 жыл бұрын
What's the book called bro
@jay703282 жыл бұрын
@@rickymarino1208 Google it. I'm sure he doesn't have that many books 🤦
@sarahconner94332 жыл бұрын
"not everybody who loves you is your friend, and not everybody who wants to kill you is your enemy"-the great MIKE TYSON
@johnortan18902 жыл бұрын
First part is correct, second part is definitely incorrect.
@sarahconner94332 жыл бұрын
@@johnortan1890 corrected
@johnortan18902 жыл бұрын
@@sarahconner9433 I was meaning that everyone who wants to kill you, is your enemy. Tyson was wrong. A threat, and enemy to your life. I guess if you want to be corrected on the quote, "loveth", and "wanth" lol
@sarahconner94332 жыл бұрын
@@johnortan1890 corrected
@TheWallsocket2 жыл бұрын
@@johnortan1890 it’s correct, you just don’t understand it
@CountArtha5 жыл бұрын
*_"Everybody has a plan, until he gets punched in the face."_* *- Mike Tyson*
@imadeyoureadthis15004 жыл бұрын
Joe Luis*
@Matttaylor0164 жыл бұрын
Tyson Said mouth instead of face
@entoythedragon84634 жыл бұрын
Where dis exactly did he say that?
@dom.tabirao4 жыл бұрын
Where?
@sundip88493 жыл бұрын
Everybody miss a hit until he make a plan.
@jeffreyfreeman48432 жыл бұрын
He’s the most roofless champion ever!
@iamsobeautifulomg2 жыл бұрын
did you mean to say ruthless? tf is roofless LOL
@Xtprefils2 жыл бұрын
I’m sad nobody understood the joke 😭🤣 (It has to do with the way he talks) but I got respect for Mike Tyson he the best boxer
@jeffreyfreeman48432 жыл бұрын
Roofless and vicious.
@JohnDoe-ti8uj2 жыл бұрын
😂
@stopdusty420 Жыл бұрын
Funny joke but you wouldn't tell him the joke to his face:)
@memnonwarrior47187 жыл бұрын
"My Defense is Impregnable
@thestrongest30503 жыл бұрын
Was searching for this one ngl
@trex511ft2 күн бұрын
impregnable is actually a word.
@dickdpet9 жыл бұрын
Lol "I'm 36 going on 36"
@m.s.29165 жыл бұрын
The maths are impregnable lol
@jjwp-ql5rv5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it sounded stupid. But I know what he meant. He was correcting a sentence, its just how it came out
@miro119124 жыл бұрын
💀
@k3rc43 жыл бұрын
Let me help you with some grammar so ya'll can see what Mike *actually* said: "I'm 36, going on 36" The guy literally *corrected himself in the same sentence* and you geniuses look like grammar ain't taught in schools no more. Get a grip on yourself, self-righteous losers
@AnimeRenegades2 жыл бұрын
@@k3rc4 Calm down buddy. No need to get so upset. Not everyone understood it the way u did. Also this was in 2002 fighting now makes no sense
@SamJohnson-rz5cx3 жыл бұрын
"You gave her a lap dance" Jeremy Schaap couldn't help but laugh lol
@jandro837010 жыл бұрын
I think these quotes rival Ali's, for a different reason though. He meant every word when he said them. Ali liked to hype his fights but Tyson was serious.
@jandro837010 жыл бұрын
except most of this was early in his career?
@jandro837010 жыл бұрын
DoesNotExist305 Not in the beginning when he was champ. He was raised on the streets of Brooklyn and Cus D'Mato taught him to be that way as well, very intimidating to make up for his size. Check out his book Undisputed truth. Ali did say that he even if u don't think ur the best say u are and eventually u will believe it. One of his best quotes.
@warrkrymez9 жыл бұрын
Iron Toledo He was still pretty angry, and he touched Atlas's daughter. Around the same time in high school, he tried PCP and other hard drugs.
@jandro83709 жыл бұрын
warrkrymez u gotta look how he was brought up the neighborhood he came from and the type of parents he had. He should of been killed young in the streets as a gang member but he became one of the youngest most exciting to watch Heavyweights of all time. He's my personal hero.
@warrkrymez9 жыл бұрын
Iron Toledo Of all the crazy things Tyson has said, the word "rape" just can't roll of his lips for some strange reason. LoL
@AliAli-nu1nr4 жыл бұрын
"You're sweet...make sure you kiss me good with those lips"...🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣...I'm dying
@smokingbeetles57933 жыл бұрын
Key and Peele skit was borne
@careywhite99742 жыл бұрын
The most gangsta shyt i ever heard
@MrHulsi2 ай бұрын
big lips XD
@thomaswatkins36862 жыл бұрын
God I love this guy. I used to think he was so intimidating. Now I just laugh at how clever he was.
@JayAR_YT2 жыл бұрын
1:31 looks so damn funny.
@ftniceberg8742 жыл бұрын
He still intimidating AF though...ask the guy on the plane who he tought to fear him with one punch 🤣
@nasassa29911 ай бұрын
@@JayAR_YT 😂😂😂😂
@braydenkeller62348 жыл бұрын
Don King deserved to be embarrassed by the king of boxing, don King stole the fighters money btw
@juandom64328 жыл бұрын
+Brayden Keller (Xxfr33zyxX) I always thought that Don is a fucking leech sucking the blood of the greatest athletes this world has known! (PS: he released his hand immediately! he knew that otherwise he'll eat a killer left jab in his clown face!)
@b_de_silva4 жыл бұрын
Muhammad Ali is the king 3 times HW champion, Evander Holyfield 4 times HW champion, Lennox Lewis 3 times HW champion, Tyson 2 time HW champions but all the guys he fought on his prime were heroine, cocaine and even crack users.
@bertyz24632 жыл бұрын
Couse they stupid 😁😁
@TheBigEmonarch13 жыл бұрын
"They called me a rapist and a recluse, I am not a recluse." -mike tyson
@nzgkilla2 жыл бұрын
He didnt rape her lol when did he say that?
@captainh38312 жыл бұрын
Uh, Mike...it's usually a worse thing to be considered a rapist.
@jakenapier69252 жыл бұрын
Lmfao!!! That can't be a real quote!!!!
@paulhemming53762 жыл бұрын
@@jakenapier6925 ofc not the dude is a hated
@shonmoore39542 жыл бұрын
LoL 😆
@AlejandroB5215 жыл бұрын
For me "Am gonna eat his children" will always be the classic Mike Tyson quote.
@jackbrown41202 жыл бұрын
Did he end up eating his kid's?
@seanyshepfit Жыл бұрын
"You have a problem, turn off your station" 😂😂😂😂😂😂 That's the best one by far
@zerox1872 жыл бұрын
1:51 Man for some reason the way Mike stops looking around the room for a moment to make eye contact with the camera to tell him to fuck off and then goes back to looking around makes me laugh every time.
@theastuteangler2 жыл бұрын
what's funny about it?
@zinodz87742 жыл бұрын
@@theastuteangler Mike's body language and gestures .they were genuine .shit hilarious .
@clifford_2zero72 жыл бұрын
"Phuck ohhff"! 😅😅
@av-lu3oi2 жыл бұрын
there will never be anyone like mike tyson
@topdawg1822 жыл бұрын
His greatest quote is “I broke my back… the spinal”
@informeddissident2 жыл бұрын
No, it's definitely the "I'll fuck you till you love me..." One
@shair0010 жыл бұрын
Id never want to be the man who interviewed him back then. Now, hes calmer, back then you never knew what he would say or how he would react.
@brettneisz93412 жыл бұрын
Mmmmkayyyyy. Thanks. Good to know, I'm hanging with Mike rn. Appreciate the advice
@AL-nv4gk Жыл бұрын
Nah I just think it mattered how the interwiewer comes across to Mike you just needed to be respectful lot of people tried pushing his buttons of fishing for him to make a specific comment trying to trap him with words.
@denfolly21134 жыл бұрын
Mike Tyson, you are the best man. Anytime I need a good laugh, this gets me every time.
@ninjax94812 жыл бұрын
2:25 lmao absolute savage. "make sure you kiss me good with those big lips"
@angelvillarreal36482 жыл бұрын
Everybody loves to make fun of Mike and the way he talks. I enjoy listening to him because he means what he says. Respect.
@chronic2point013 жыл бұрын
"im 36 years old going on 36 i never knew id live this long" boss!
@OmarSanchez-zc9py9 жыл бұрын
you have a problem? turn off your station
@yogeshbalai31583 жыл бұрын
thurn off*
@utubedestroysmytime2 жыл бұрын
I love that he’s all some psychedelic advocate, warrior in a a garden type now.
@zigman31053 жыл бұрын
I gave her a lap dance. Lol when you've done everything and have to change it up
@terrormonkey110 жыл бұрын
0:36 - 0:47 = best 11 seconds of tysons career.
@dustin6123 жыл бұрын
I love how Mike can trash talk and back it up
@DanRustle2 жыл бұрын
Mike is an American treasure.
@pjom41913 жыл бұрын
mike is his own hype man
@anag17832 жыл бұрын
I love this man. Since childhood, he's the one.
@stompterra76449 ай бұрын
I love Mike Tyson...he's a real human being!!
@ziggyjohnston53022 жыл бұрын
He's 36 years old, going on 36. One of these days he's gonna turn 36 and then we'll all be in in for it. Spinal
@mickobrien31562 жыл бұрын
Mike Tyson is the world's most entertaining and colorful sportsman. Nobody dominated their respective sport more so than Iron Mike. He stole the entire heavy-weight spotlight. Nobody paid attention to any other professional boxer during his career. Until Mike's monumentally shocking collapse when Buster Douglas knocked him out, Tyson was viewed by many as being unbeatable. It seemed there were no existing boxers of the time with any hope to beat him. Nobody gave Douglas any hope. In fact, the official odds were 30:1. THIRTY! If Mike had more discipline back then there's no doubt he'd have won. Either way, Tyson single-handedly made boxing 10,000% more popular that it had been in the early 80s before he went pro. He shook up the scene more than anyone before or since. And for that, plus is really good boxing record... Tyson earned his placement somewhere in the Top 10 professional boxers of all time and any weight class. He's not number 1. But he's somewhere on a very short list of the best of the best.
@bumface18102 жыл бұрын
Top ten HWs of all time yea, boxers no.
@MartinJohnsonIII2 жыл бұрын
@@bumface1810 He’d dust 99.9% of boxers ever
@bumface18102 жыл бұрын
@@MartinJohnsonIII Pure fanboy detected.
@MartinJohnsonIII2 жыл бұрын
@@bumface1810 its truth
@rollforever_85 Жыл бұрын
One of the most entertaining boxers for sure
@douglasjames194311 ай бұрын
"I guess I'll just fade into Bolivian."--that is my favorite Tyson quote, but all the rest are pure gold too. Iron Mike is one of a kind!
@gl_tonight2 ай бұрын
Most menacing man to this day. Love you mike.
@josuearreola47542 жыл бұрын
Tyson is a good guy but he just couldn't control his demons
@DirtbagAlert2 жыл бұрын
Don Kings life flashed before his eyes right there! Hahaha
@LIBREPUB2 жыл бұрын
I’m glad Mike found peace
@JoeyMayo2 жыл бұрын
One of the most colorful and entertaining boxers that there ever was. And one of the best, too.
@speedissped39673 жыл бұрын
1:40 that guy was slowly shitting his pants 😂
@youngatwista7 жыл бұрын
don king moved that damn hand though. i never say this about people, but i hate that dude
@mitchellbowman222 жыл бұрын
That razor ruddock fight was absolutely brutal for both men
@GABA-Gool2 жыл бұрын
Don King of all people, showed me the quickest and most obedient reaction to somebody saying “get your hand off me.”
@jonathandorozowsky40052 жыл бұрын
My favorite human being of all time.
@MrEric15458 жыл бұрын
How can they leave out the "Praise Be Allah" part from the #1 quote? Somehow the "I want to eat his children" part doesn't hit nearly as hard without the praise punctuating it.
@jayhoodz49797 жыл бұрын
they hate islam where tyson loves it......... racism or say discrimination
@farmninja66537 жыл бұрын
+Jay Hoodz well Islam is offensive to most
@Smokealotofblunts6 жыл бұрын
Islam kills most.
@No-bi3pb2 жыл бұрын
@@Smokealotofblunts christianity killed tens of millions of innocent women and children in history
@reinaldomanuel84882 жыл бұрын
@@No-bi3pb Where do you got those numbers ?
@brandstradamus Жыл бұрын
Tyson is the realest dude ever 😂
@OneOne6ix2 жыл бұрын
''You have a problem, turn off your station!'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@marvin14618 жыл бұрын
im *36 going on 36* i died holy shit this this beats any comedy ive watchd since i was born
@afterpodcast9 жыл бұрын
Even Don King being a mafioso was QUICK to get off Mike Tyson's hands when he told him to at 0:37
@DominicMadbull909 жыл бұрын
MinasPraSempre Otherwise you know what happenes
@InvisibleAli2 жыл бұрын
"My defense is impregnable" - Mike Tyson
@rayashley71695 жыл бұрын
Gotta love mike tyson man SALUTE my G 💯
@erniebuchinski36142 жыл бұрын
2:42 "I'm the most roofless champion ever!" Maybe we can all pitch in and get him a roof. 😂
@eddievenuto18622 жыл бұрын
He said he puts people in body bags. He was ferocious in that boxing ring. He had a great punch he was Savage he was mean and he knocked a lot of people out real fast.
@michiganjack1337 Жыл бұрын
Mike walking out and calling Don King a scumbag maybe the greatest thing I’ve ever seen.
@charleswomack21662 жыл бұрын
Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth! That is my favorite
@kaz28715 жыл бұрын
"Have a nice fight Mike", "fuck awf!!"
@wingchundragon16 жыл бұрын
poor guy..I miss him in the sport! COME BACK!
@faatimahtucker8703 жыл бұрын
It is time... In the year 2020 H.A you shall receive you're blessing. Lol
@iamsobeautifulomg2 жыл бұрын
Do you know what aging is?
@fluffyfeetbmf2 жыл бұрын
Did I miss… I broke my back🤣🤣🤣 thanks for the great video.
@InPeSHaBLe10 жыл бұрын
" scumbag " ( In tears)
@Jpolo41110 жыл бұрын
"Excuse me waitress these children are a little overlook, I wanted them medium rare"
@WhoTheHellIsHarvy14 жыл бұрын
Class act. Mike Tyson is a legend as a boxer and as a personality lol Razor Ruddock dies, if he doesnt die it doesnt count - talk about bad intentions haha
@Pinoy250015 жыл бұрын
Mike went to a stipclub & gave a dancer a lapdance haha that shit is the funnist though!!!
@johnmarshall44422 жыл бұрын
This is great !
@yungyacht14 жыл бұрын
@ 0:47 Don Kings face is priceless.
@sefabe99243 жыл бұрын
Why did they cut out the “praise me To allah” part. Wtf?
@FatalBlow1133 жыл бұрын
Probably some pissed off athiest who hates ALL praise to ANY god... that was the BEST PART!
@getanehyimam7443 жыл бұрын
praise be to allah.. thats what he said
@Dowell3182 жыл бұрын
Probably a KZfaq restriction or something.
@hereitcomes39122 жыл бұрын
If he would praise the other dude, it wouldn't be cut off for sure.
@FatalBlow1132 жыл бұрын
@Astro Jenkins Your atheism is showing.
@MrYoumitube2 жыл бұрын
lol his Quotes are so good, even his opponents laugh.
@Jearbearjenkins2 жыл бұрын
Seeing this vs how he was when he was still 19-20 under cus is actually sad. I’m glad he got back on track afterwards. I wish cus was around for longer. We wouldn’t have seen this tyson
@Norrbottning15 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna make you my girlfriend." At least he's being honest. :D
@potterj092 жыл бұрын
"I'm gonna eat his children" haha .. its funny how they always cut out the following line he says, but it was stil great television.
@TCadillacM2 жыл бұрын
Cold dude!
@Non-dual-mind12 жыл бұрын
No 1 quote from Tyson. "Duh doh dee da doh duht!" Valuable life advice!
@lastemperor36183 жыл бұрын
Lmao 3 is so Savage 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Harvles932 жыл бұрын
When he turns to King and says "Get off my hand" King knew he was for real raging, he woulda got a smack in the mouth if he hadnt.
@seudotrofio5 жыл бұрын
a great show man!
@6steveo92 жыл бұрын
I don't succeed until I've helped others to succeed. The only Tyson quote you need.
@WakeAndBakeWithUncleRay2 жыл бұрын
Living legend.....
@josevanreyes4 жыл бұрын
2:19 Mike Tyson in his Simpson's form.
@laythikram1643 Жыл бұрын
"Sign the contract big boy sign the contract " is my favorite
@jameshardy37852 жыл бұрын
"you want some? come get some! Cuz Mike Tyson out here waitin for you"
@jonquist70895 жыл бұрын
That news guy wouldn't be so smug if he was in a room with Mike
@bigdog330015 жыл бұрын
"I'm 36 going on 36" lol
@michaelgarcia20502 жыл бұрын
I'm watching #3 over and over.🤣
@08timlfc12 жыл бұрын
yea that's the quote I was looking for definitely his best.
@josephleon15946 жыл бұрын
I went to a strip club and gave a dancer a lap dance. Lol.
@rafaeltavarez57262 жыл бұрын
That's what I do
@MusicManSeanB5 жыл бұрын
Reporter: You gave her a lap dance... Mike Tyson: That just what I do...I like to do what I wanna do. Not one person including the reporter could keep a straight face after that.
@pookiewookie76792 жыл бұрын
Number 4 lol 😂😂 love it
@Camcolito5 жыл бұрын
My lapdances are impetuous, my ballet is impregnable.
@Le-bq5qk6 жыл бұрын
"I want your heart i wanna eat his children" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@johnnyjohnson15 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Tyson telling Don King off!
@Timbo2435510 жыл бұрын
Gotta love Mike!
@tigertigercrypto2 жыл бұрын
I'd love to have a drink with Mike. He's awesome. 👍💪
@hereitcomes39122 жыл бұрын
I met him while he was drunked. He wasn't agressive or anything, but i still felt as if i was in a cage with a tiger. There were bodyguards and all, but that didn't make the situation any less threatening. I could see the fire in his eyes even when he was completely elsewhere.