Mock The Week's Scenes We'd Like to See (Series 9 Cut)

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Series 9 is the final one Russell Howard was a regular. The series was taking place in 2010, when Russell was getting his own show, "Russell Howard's Good News", off the ground on BBC 3. (Clip eps omitted for the Odds and Ends Cut later on.)

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@yonaosborne1513 7 жыл бұрын

"how pissed was i when i asked you out?" "not as pissed as i was when i said yes!"

@andrewwatson4291 Ай бұрын

^`§¢¢|§

@amyy2403 7 жыл бұрын

"How many fingers? Two, fuck off" 😂😂

@-Alys- 7 жыл бұрын

I love how they follow on each others jokes

@anxiousperson3325 5 жыл бұрын

Alys [-: OH! HOW PISSED WAS I WHEN I ASKED YOU OUT?! NOT AS PISSED AS ME WHEN I SAID YES

@assistantmagus5213 3 ай бұрын

60 quid for half a gram of coke, deal? Or no deal? -deal.

@TheHutchy01 7 жыл бұрын

Things you wouldn't hear in a detective show: No shit Sherlock

@Itcouldbebunnies 2 ай бұрын

Clearly, you've never watched Scott & Bailey. Lucky bastard.

@tabbyroberts6242 8 жыл бұрын

Now it's, "Where's Dory?" "Look in the batter."

@Oliver-jz1en 6 жыл бұрын

Tabby Roberts oml I couldn't stop laughing for 5 mins. I know it's a terrible joke but t it got me.

@ghomerhust Жыл бұрын

there is not a single skit on british tv that compares to this skit right here. this quick fire humor is simply unmatched

@BSideWasTaken 6 ай бұрын

I'd say you're wrong but only because series 2-5 exist lol

@MrMathesonk 8 жыл бұрын

Things you don't want to hear in a hospital: "Alright. What the hell is that?"

@mindlessgonzoalt 8 жыл бұрын

"This looked totally different than the board game."

@jzph 8 жыл бұрын

+mindlessgonzoALT haha

@hc785 7 жыл бұрын

Matheson Kamin don't worry I've only kill all my victoms you may be the same 🤔

@thesarcasticfantasticman1488 7 жыл бұрын

Should that be leaking?

@thesarcasticfantasticman1488 7 жыл бұрын

Yes my name is Dr. Lecter. No don't be alarmed my salivation.

@catinabox2878 5 жыл бұрын

It was nice to see Mock the Week between adverts.

@mindlessgonzoalt 5 жыл бұрын

Blame the BBC, they put them there.

@catinabox2878 5 жыл бұрын

@@mindlessgonzoalt Believe me, I blame the BBC for a lot of things. That said, the ads are for your benefit, so I'm not too fussed. :)

@mindlessgonzoalt 5 жыл бұрын

I don't earn a penny off these compilations.

@OlliWilkman 4 жыл бұрын

If you use Chrome, install "Adblock for KZfaq". I haven't seen an ad on here in years.

@bernrudolph2422 4 жыл бұрын

@@OlliWilkman I use Firefox and uBlock Origin, I don't an advert, and I don't have to use Chrome, I win twice.

@XexJJ051301 6 жыл бұрын

Poor Jack couldn’t get his joke in for ages from 6:33 onwards 😂😂

@Mr._Sherwood 6 жыл бұрын

This might just be one of the best shows on the telly.

@imemyself2820 7 жыл бұрын

What can I say. Brits are just genuinely funny!

@biss224 7 жыл бұрын

They're either funny or complete wankers. There's no in between. Exceptions may be severely depressed people but other than that, there isnt much else to us.

@maisylangridge8787 6 жыл бұрын

Why wouldn't we be 😂

@bigcheese_42 6 жыл бұрын

iMeMySelf It's because of our dark humor

@samlineham7722 6 жыл бұрын

iMeMySelf

@atomix1876 5 жыл бұрын

Thank you

@m.b.1201 3 ай бұрын

Ed Byrne: Dear Channel 5. Isn’t it time you just called it a day… No-one will mourn! 😂😂😂

@ThunderTHR 3 жыл бұрын

29:14 "The Siamese twins were joined in the most embarrassing place imaginable.. and known by friends, as "The Skipping Rope!" I fucking died.

@AlaKernel 2 жыл бұрын

sorry i did not get it . what that place is ? can you explain it to me 😅

@UmarIbnAlKhattab1 8 ай бұрын

@@AlaKernel Penis

@Isaackariuki775 5 ай бұрын

The penis. @@AlaKernel

@leefriedman3067 3 ай бұрын

so did everyone else on the panel

@jbcatz5 8 ай бұрын

“Joseph, where did you get this sandwich?” “Well Mary, this place is also a Pret a Manger.”

@skaroarchives5513 6 жыл бұрын

19:20 "Eh, just press that be alright " 😂

@amzytheking 5 жыл бұрын

I always loved Andy's bit where he plays a nervous satnav. Hilarious.

@m.b.1201 3 ай бұрын

This had me laughing out loud. Andy Parsons: Dear News 24, Go to bed! Pmsl! 🤣🤣🤣

@moxgirl5 2 жыл бұрын

Hugh's skipping rope joke at 29:14 is Frankie level, especially everyone else's reaction to it, Andy LMAO xD

@AlaKernel 2 жыл бұрын

i did not get it ... can you explain it to me please.

@TimothyNeu1986 Жыл бұрын

@@AlaKernel They were conjoined at the penises by their foreskin.

@UmarIbnAlKhattab1 8 ай бұрын

@AlaKernel they are joined at the p***s

@sopcannon 5 ай бұрын

or their arms@@UmarIbnAlKhattab1

@m.b.1201 3 ай бұрын

Zoe Lyons: I want a baby… NOOOWWWWW! 😂😂

@barrywallace2744 Жыл бұрын

The defeated look by Andy Parsons after Hugh's brilliant joke at 29:15 is very funny, he knew he could not follow up from that.

@mindlessgonzoalt 7 жыл бұрын

Hopefully you can keep watching this. Avalon tried to claim this because Russell Howard was in this and claimed these clips were from his Good News show. Bullshit! It's Mock The Week!

@randomaccount3888 7 жыл бұрын

mindlessgonzoALT Avalon are dickheads

@hamishmclaughlin9319 7 жыл бұрын

mindlessgonzoALT w

@thelunarbros 7 жыл бұрын

I got here last month through searching up Russell Howard's Good News on KZfaq, it appears when i search that up, probably why

@michaelklog 6 жыл бұрын

take them to court false reports are illegal i hear

@gavincarstens6497 6 жыл бұрын

It would be searched as his name and show are in the description.. still Avalon are dicks

@justincronkright5025 6 жыл бұрын

I love how it's the audience making Andy laugh hard after his ''X-Factor Wipe-Out Bit''!

@cerysm3690 6 жыл бұрын

*god I miss Russ*

@ghomerhust Жыл бұрын

he does a right nice job poking at politics on his new show.

@Obitwokonobi Жыл бұрын

Is it just me ,but every time my eyes are streaming with pure laughter watching these clips just brilliant always

@ghomerhust Жыл бұрын

there are times where im laughing so hard i find it hard to breathe

@surruxx4069 6 жыл бұрын

3:23 lol Hugh Dennis is playing the finger circle game😂😂

@hh5559 5 жыл бұрын

2:16 “Oi, Churchill! Have you been rubbing your arse on the carpet again!?”

@marcelmoreau2733 2 жыл бұрын

Our trains are never late When you get on the train at 6:30 you think you are getting on the 620 but in reality are scared trains are so good you're getting on the seven train which is their half an hour early

@m.b.1201 3 ай бұрын

Hugh Dennis: As a terrorist, I’ve been watching, Countdown with interest. It’s rubbish, nothing happens! Lol! 😂

@chelseagibson6647 7 жыл бұрын

"unlikely things to hear at the world cup" Wayne Rooney has finally realised that he is to old to be playing and has decided to leave the team

@chelseagibson6647 7 жыл бұрын

and England are set to win the word cup

@ellenthetwig9158 7 жыл бұрын

Chelsea Gibson *too

@bigcheese_42 6 жыл бұрын

AND SCOTLAND LIFT THE WORLD

@nicoferrari628 6 жыл бұрын

U were saying

@daisymills8768 6 жыл бұрын

Chelsea Gibson i

@mariosebastiani3214 Ай бұрын

This happened for real in my family: I: "what cartoon did the kids watch today?" Wife: "Finding Nemo". I: "What's for dinner?" W: "Fish". I: "Kids, look! I've found Nemo!"

@JustJoshy0 6 жыл бұрын

Jack's premier inn joke is the funniest

@srbrant5391 7 жыл бұрын

*"I WANT A BABY NOWWWW!!!!"*

@Shebeast3 3 жыл бұрын

i love that one of always kills me 😂

@FistandFootMartialArts Ай бұрын

Bring It Back!!!

@rowanaboat4523 2 жыл бұрын

5:42 could be the best joke I’ve ever heard.

@marcelmoreau2733 2 жыл бұрын

Does Canada vs Ireland game has been the greatest game in World Cup history- too bad nobody watched it

@bradnov89 Ай бұрын

Russell's line about "bubbly meaning fat" was fucking perfect.

@thesarcasticfantasticman1488 7 жыл бұрын

Unlikely things to hear from a tannoy. "WE ARE THE MYSTERONS..."

@michaelperry4308 4 ай бұрын

You will never hear a sports commentator say "And Scotland are through to the World Cup Final", "The Deep Fried Mars Bar Eating Final" maybe.

@catherineelizabethhallahan9446 6 жыл бұрын

Mickey Flanagan is a GEEZER!!! He's very funny!!! :-)

@ChrisGWGreen 2 жыл бұрын

Anyone noticed the topic changes when Hugh Dennis resorts to a joke ending with “fuck off”

@mmjackk667 Жыл бұрын

"OY!! Churchill!!! Have you been rubbing your arse on he carpet again?" (Andy Parsons)

@flightlesslord2688 5 жыл бұрын

theyre so younger looking. lol reminds me of the og outnumbered

@spacewarpphotography1667 Жыл бұрын

20:35 "If you mix blue and yellow, how crap is your government?" Now there's a joke that didn't age well.

@padmelotus 2 ай бұрын

Well, its still true.

@marcelmoreau2733 2 жыл бұрын

And now everyone understands please rise and welcome to the greatest living humanitarian was done so much to bring peace and prosperity to all football fans around the world.... Seth Bladder

@MaterialAmbience 5 жыл бұрын

29:10 I'm going to hell for laughing at that :)

@michaelharrison3602 5 ай бұрын

Gordon relax we're just making a bit of dinner

@shane4362 3 жыл бұрын

34:18 class

@mindlessgonzoalt 5 жыл бұрын

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@rainymeadows3447 6 жыл бұрын

27:06 Civilization (1991) by Sid Meier

@zoemurray1330 7 жыл бұрын

Rejected questions from this years exam: Shag, marry, kill...your maths teacher, your english teacher, that fit p.e teacher whens they're jumping on a trampoline and everything's bouncing around

@jocomfiresin6982 2 жыл бұрын

well assuming based on my memory... my math teacher was a very old woman... my English teacher was a menopausal man hating middle aged woman and my pe teacher? Is none existent... so... Kill the math teacher hate fuck the English teacher and marry the PE teacher. I hated the math teacher more but way to old I doubt I'd be able to get it up... If we count teachers aids... well I do remember a couple... rather pleasant options... honestly I'd like to say it'd be difficult to choice if the teachers assistance count... but honestly... not at all... there's two extremely hot ones and one of them was also extremely kind and caring and a genuinely beautiful personality. A hell of a milf. The other one literally had the last name head... so hooking up with her would be an epic way to start a bit... as long as I can get some head from that... bitchy body builder... Lol... then I'd have a whole list of like 14 I'd like to kill... can I just kill em all? 😅

@owenfitzgerald8944 5 жыл бұрын

Ed clearly answering this own question about Channel 4 there hahaha. Sean Walsh now nearly known for his dodgy carry on than his comedy.

@kevinmc70 6 жыл бұрын

0:40 Didn't get the Nick Clegg joke but it doesn't matter. Just the name is a joke worthy of laughter!

@mindlessgonzoalt 6 жыл бұрын

Nick was pretty much the butt of many political jokes due to how many don't care about the Liberal Democratic party. Allegedly but I'm not British.

@nuclear_war_games 11 ай бұрын

@@mindlessgonzoalt I'm British but I couldn't give a shit about politics anyway. just don't vote tories, bnp, ukip or brexit.

@TheA8lee 6 жыл бұрын

I may be high as fuck but I am laughing my arse off!

@katiemacsparran8534 6 жыл бұрын

1:46 😂😂😂

@baddmanaz 6 жыл бұрын

Scenes from a hat without the hat

@noahh6440 5 жыл бұрын

Russel howard and Jack whitehall in the same room, christmas has come early.

@adamhindmarch247 6 жыл бұрын

It's better with Russell Howard

@justincredible. 5 ай бұрын

Diane Morgan very young there..

@annnee6818 6 жыл бұрын

The greed... soo many ads. But I guess I get it. Thanks for uploading.

@srbrant5391 7 жыл бұрын

27:07 - Civilization in a nutshell.

@JJJackson777 Жыл бұрын

41:48

@kennethpolden2416 4 ай бұрын

Ed Byrne without glasses look like the love child of Jeff Goldblum

@SamuelBlack84 2 жыл бұрын

Something I should tell you about Dr Thomas. His first name is John

@glenstout5096 6 жыл бұрын

36:53 hilarious

@eddchr11 2 жыл бұрын

Its so funny im pissing myself

@JJJackson777 Жыл бұрын

12:23

@dizzylizzysunflower 2 жыл бұрын

Dale Winton…haha

@benberrisford5587 7 ай бұрын

35:16 🤣

@francaperotti5934 5 жыл бұрын

Come back Andy Parsons

@alkipop_pop 6 жыл бұрын

Lol just lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂

@joshwaters8924 7 жыл бұрын

and heskey scores

@CheekiG1 6 жыл бұрын

Dizze rascal is the best

@_436F6C6D 8 жыл бұрын

nice

@liamgray8487 6 жыл бұрын

Lonely and soon to be a Dead teen are you dead yet?

@sweetdude1298 8 жыл бұрын

42:21 I'm pretty sure that a .44 Magnum is a revolver, not a shotgun

@smasher248 8 жыл бұрын

part of the joke

@sweetdude1298 8 жыл бұрын

Was it? I didn't get it

@jzph 8 жыл бұрын

I'm pretty sure it's a chocolate ice cream

@raphaelbeinhauer9242 7 жыл бұрын

It's a cartridge for revolvers to be precise, but it's definitely not a shotgun.

@deanwinchester5982 5 жыл бұрын

He’s a British comedian, he probably knows fuck all about firearms;)

@marcelmoreau2733 2 жыл бұрын

... I tried your iPhone now it's pregnant with Skynet

@dougkeyes4406 2 жыл бұрын

Most people don't get the references lol

@ahmedsalmi1717 6 жыл бұрын

things not to hear in a first date :'" would you marry me ".

@lahstories8165 6 жыл бұрын

Who is the guy at 34:49 he looks familiar but I can't get the name

@deanwinchester5982 5 жыл бұрын

lucy is not normal Russel Kane

@okaymagnet 6 жыл бұрын

Who’s the lad on 9:52 I know I know him but can’t remember his name

@mindlessgonzoalt 6 жыл бұрын

Jack Whitehall.

@loritracy1385 3 жыл бұрын

😷👍 7/2020

@potaytoes3033 6 жыл бұрын

Looks back •Where the fuck are we

@Supware 6 жыл бұрын

Who's 1:13? o.0

@SantomPh 7 жыл бұрын

who's the first woman?

@fajaradi1223 6 жыл бұрын

When a man behave bagh dadly ...

@charlievaughan374 8 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the skipping rope and siamese twins joke at 29:28? Can't figure it out haha

@mindlessgonzoalt 8 жыл бұрын

One wild guess is... a conjoined penis joke.

@charlievaughan374 8 жыл бұрын

+mindlessgonzoALT Wow ok only asking 😂

@P0lkoli 7 жыл бұрын

Yeah they were joined at the tip of their penises, making a letter H looking profile shot.

@f.j.blakemore7250 5 жыл бұрын

I saw the name of the channel I'm happy and yet concerned that you stole the origins name

@Shebeast3 3 жыл бұрын

I want a baby now!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

@jessicas.4300 7 жыл бұрын

i didnt get the joke about brazilian (and his legs) on the worldcup jokes, can someone explain? lol

@zacslater2333 7 жыл бұрын

Jessica Serrão its to do with a Brazilian as in the sense of waxing your pubes

@bigcheese_42 6 жыл бұрын

Jessica Serrão Brazilian players are really full of skills

@Halohunter553 7 жыл бұрын

Rejected questions from this year exams: if our school had 20,000 ponds would we A:Get better education B:Have a orgy or C:Pip out the library to a strip club with the cheerleaders as main strippers

@jasonsigler7128 7 жыл бұрын

@joshuanorman2 7 жыл бұрын

If you had 20,000 ponds you'd have d: a lot of water.

@s4f932 7 жыл бұрын

Halohunter553 no I'd go for better teachers

@fiadhearthpony6177 6 жыл бұрын

D:no lets use it to make exams harder for no reason

@alishawellens3830 6 жыл бұрын

unlikely thing to read in the bible: and god said, let there be lint *looks at bit of paper* it was light! never mind!

@surajpatel5200 6 жыл бұрын

who's the girl at 2:30?

@MarkTheMorose 5 жыл бұрын

Diane Morgan

@francaperotti5934 5 жыл бұрын

Voovoozela

@rosemaryjones5550 Жыл бұрын

6 minutes left of course more ads

@riso9059 6 жыл бұрын

Can someone explain the Garfield joke to me?

@AutomaticDuck300 6 жыл бұрын

Keldeomaster 224 it was a reference to a news story at the time about a cat that was thrown into a bin. It wasn't that funny.

@davey2k12 2 жыл бұрын

JJB joke that's about 10 years old they shut down

@AlaKernel 2 жыл бұрын

i did not get the one about "skipping-rope" and the samees twin .

@AlaKernel 2 жыл бұрын

@@madisntit6547 yeh i am sure

@jbcatz5 8 ай бұрын

Joined at the penis

@Poke-ladd 8 жыл бұрын

Who's the guy in the orange shirt

@billysmith1845 7 жыл бұрын

Milton Jones

@daveg8241 7 жыл бұрын

Billy Smi

@qq4772 7 жыл бұрын

Travis letchford darude sandstorm

@sopcannon 5 ай бұрын

.44 magnum is not a shotgun

@nialltaylor4023 5 жыл бұрын

Half a gram for £60, you can just tell the only drug he has ever taken was paracetamol.

@bensolo3032 5 жыл бұрын

Poor woman hardly got an appause