Joel: **Strip mining** Ravine: Hey friend 🤠

I love how Joel collected a saddle and proceeded to kill every horse.

"How did you get so strong?" "Every time Joel says 'kill', i do ONE pushup."

joel saying "where hay" in a single player world is totally something i would do LOL

No matter what series it is, there would always be chicken killing. Hopefully your poultry-geist haunting won't get worse

The whole thought process of Joel doing things is "Cause I wanted to" or "Jus becuz i can"

Joel : Strip mining Ravine : *Im about to ruin this whole mans carrer* Also, can we get a counter on how much Joel said "chicken" on this? 😂

I would love to see this as a longer let's play series. Like new mod every 10 days or something!

"Some usual things you do at the start like getting wood, stone and killing chickens with your bare hands" Man is spiting facts

I love how creative Joel is with his videos

6:34 I would say the mine entrance looks... lunatic... yeah, this is the only touhou reference I could come up with right now.

Your narrating style is the best. Keeps me engaged and grinning the entire time.

“I killed a baby sheep just because they don’t drop anything” Savage Joel

Fun fact: Joel did this whole video in one take AND in one breath!

Police officer: Why did you kill him? Joel: Because I wanted to

AFTER SO MANY YEARS THE LEGENDARY SHREK PROFILE PICTURE HAS CHANGED TO A PICTURE WHICH IS MUCH MORE ..........Joel?

Me: doing my home work Joel: uploads My brain: this seems WAY more important

“Told this chicken he sucked then killed him and his friend after” the hatred of the chickens will never leave joel /lh

Joel: And so I gathered up some sugarcane Also Joel: breaks one peice

Alternative title: “18 minutes and 29 seconds of killing animals because he wanted to” :D lol

I'm pretty sure, if there was a mod that let you kill animals for special abilities, Joel would get creative mode from all those chickens and pigs.

0:01 Intro 0:15 instructions, what he's doin, etc 0:44 day 1, vanilla 0:53 his first kill, chiken. 1:50 not sleeping because instead, he wants to get killed by an iron golem 2:03 joel finding his bed being robbed 2:14 day 2!!!! better f l i n t mod. or, I KNOW WHAT IM DOING! 2:29 where the hay???? 3:38 smithing upgrades!!!! 4:26 the.. maid mod? (no, its not maids, it's blocks.) 5:42 day 5!! colorful blocks mod!! 6:39 little more creatures mod!! day 6 7:06 kills lizard gecko thing 7:49 VODKA 4 ALL!!!!!!!!! day 7. 9:23 i mean, atleast you tried.. 10:13 cheese making. day 8, honestly my favorite day. what about you? 10:53 tried to make some cheese by using a bucket.. joel holding a bowl 11:36 squid game mod- bro- i don't have anything to say for this one. day 9. 12:31 infernal expansion, totally random, joel. day 10!!!!! 13:39 glitched, but it was a taco mod day 11 14:08 WELCOME TO THE JUNGLEEEEEEE. 14:19 paxel mod? day 12 15:05 botany pots- we love watching grass grow. day 13 15:51 treasure bags- day 14 16:31 NEXT CHALLENGE!! yees, this is a mod. day 15 18:25 DIAMONDITE! yeah, it crashed. skipping day 16 real quickly.. this took me 30+ minutes to do! i would appreciate any support or likes to this comment

Me going through KZfaq: sees a new pfp Me: ah must be a fake channel. 10 secs later HE CHANGED HIS PFP!?

Police officer: so why did you kill that man? Joel: because I wanted to!

“I killed a baby sheep because I knew it doesn’t drop anything” Yeah I see why you got the most kills in last life

the random funny Joel content we all desire: chicken killing, adding random mods until he overloads the game, more chicken killing, horse killing, chairs, motorcycles, and overall randomness

Joel change his pfp after like 11-12 years of having shrek as his pfp 😃

Has anyone else noticed that smallish beans changed his profile I love it!

As someone who only plays vanilla .....this is amazing

*"Very strange mods you'd never see anybody use in a series on camera"*

"Kill a chicken with your bear hands..If your hands are to slow use a pickaxe IF YOU WANT" This should be a quote *Sniffs in the name of chicken killing*

Joel really killed animals just because he wanted to.

"There are a lot of mods out there, and not all of them are good..." *Flashes back to that one mod that added the demented bug things*

This is the first Joel video outside of main series stuff I’ve watched and wow. The man is an animal killing psychopath, good for him!

Joel: “I don’t like birch!” Kingdom craft: Am I a joke to you?

Joel: kills 10 ppl Police: why?? Joel: Cuz i wanted to

we know he wants the biomes o plenty mod early

fun fact: the oldest recorded "your mom" joke was discovered on a 3,500 year old babylonian tablet :D

Imagine the simple taco mod creator looking at this and being like *”well crap”*

“And picked on someone my own size, like these chickens.” Me:Oh, he finally admitted he’s short.

"Kinda looks like one of 'em glow fish" Yes Joel, glow fish

Nobody: Joel: Kills baby animals for fun Also Joel: breaks PC with adding Random mods Joel again: Spills twice in 2 different mcc's and has to use another keyboard Joel is his own person for sure....

"how are you so strong?" "Everytime joel kills a chicken i do one push up"

Sir Joel smallishbeans, as someone who adores touhou,, seeing you play with a mod for it (even if it didn't work) made me so happy im so glad this video exists. Joel x Touhou project crossover when.

when empires smp is working on videos, we can always rely on joel to bring us fresh content

Did you know you can’t breath when you smile? Joking, just wanted to make you smile

Love how most of the reason of why Joel was killing animals was because : "I wanted to"

Im not going to speak about Joel killing things in this video, instead im going to comment about how Joel hearted all the comments made about him killing things.

Me wrapped in blankets, spilling my sprite on my face watching this like: this is what life is meant for

"Joel is... kinda insane" ~GeminiTay 2021

Me here just noticing that JOEL CHANGED HIS PICTURE FROM SHREK FINALLY. It slightly surprised me. It’s cute though 😄 Joel never fails to surprise us and create Minecraft art in every video

This is a pretty cool idea. I'd love to see more of it.

Honestly when Joel first started killing chickens I thought I was watching an old video-

The chicken hatred is real on this channel. Total savage Joel😄🙃

Not him changing his profile picture after his year longs streak

“I killed this chicken, because I wanted too” AMAZING HAHAHA!

this was quite fun, i hope to see more mod challenges going forward from Joal.

My laptop couldn't even run half of these mods all together xD

It would be awesome to see a full play through of something like this

1:48 i like how he randomly wrote “you suck” in the chat😂

11:15 , he’s speaking enchanting table

Joel: where you get wood and make tools, and kill chickens with your bare hands, or a pickaxe if your bare hands are not quick enough

joel killing a capybara hurt my heart

HE DID NOT JUST KILL THAT CAPYBARA!!!! That's gotta be a sin.

Hi

This is gonna be hilarious

The way Joel pronounced touhou brought me great pain

Rest in pepsi, Shrek pfp, 1969 - 2021

Been looking forward to these kind of videos! keep it up!

I live how you can see that Joel hasn't started minecraft for so long and is used to max armour etc!

Normal MC players: *sword* 🗡 Joel: *i say axe* 🪓

Joel: And you know I hate birch KingdomCraft: Do I mean nothing to you!

Not that anyone cares, but Joel only killed 15 chickens, he needs to up his game a little if he is to be a true chicken slayer.😂 Love the video❤

Love how you do many different types of videos!

0:22 I think its so cool how a member of third life mentioned my third life mod! :D

Gotta say it’s nice of you to actually try out all the mods instead of just forgetting about the useless ones

This is the first time Joel changed his profile in 10 years 😭😂

Hiiii! Joel your such a great builder and inspiration

hearing joel butcher the pronunciation of touhou is so funny

Joel never has trouble getting leather ...

Those who are watching in 2023 know that those smithing upgrade thingies are actually vanilla.

The new profile is so cute OwO

Vegan Teacher would go insane if she saw Joel killing the animals lol 😂

‘Where you kill chickens with your bear hands or use a pick axe if your bear hands weren’t working quick enough’ Quote of Joel 2021

The new profile picture looks fire 🔥

Is it just me or does he have a new pfp🤔

From vodka to making cheese Me: that escalated quickly

RIP the shrek profile picture, he will be missed :'(

I LOVE Your Videos! Each Time Your Builds Are Getting Better And Better! Although I Do Not Like How You Kill Horses. I Have A Question, So I Always Love Building In New Styles And Then I Finish A Part Of It And Realise That I Hate It And Then I End Up Making A New World And Then The Whole Thing Happens Again, So How Do You Stay Motivated Or If You Don’t Like It How Do You Change It So That You Do Like It. (If that makes any sense). Please Reply Or Maybe Even Make A Short Video About It. If You Do Make A Video About It Please Include This Comment It Would Be Highly Appreciated. I Really Hope You See This!

Did

When Joel said "Generic Grurae or something" I was like: 😂😂😂💀💀

The slayer of horses strikes again

Joel actually changed his PFP, wow..its so...*weird*

You know this took a while as it’s before the raw iron and new coal update

Joel is the kind of person to see a chicken and say, "Is anyone gonna kill that?" and not wait for an answer. Joel is the kind of person to see a horse and say, "Is anyone gonna kill that?" and not wait for an answer.

"Picked on someone my own size, like this chicken." Joel... are you admitting that you're short??

Smallishbeans: wheres hay? Also smallishbeans: *has 18 hay on inventory*

in which Joel gets hammered, kills animals with his bare hands, and becomes a master cheesemaker

"I put it in the curd thing" Best lines in the whole video

Loved the Deadpool reference after he died to the ravine😂 “Failed, died, dead… pool”