sorry about the whole killing the environment thing

I don't remember this from bible study

Genesis 3:13 *"You fucked up."*

Favorite slimeciccle quote: "I'm not scared of him, on a completely unrelated note, I will never go outside again"

Every collab is somebody's first exposure to a new creator. That said, I can't imagine what it's like to have this be your first schlatt sighting.

2012: Herobrine 2017: null 2019: jschlatt

Slime:" wow that was awesome, thanks God!" Shlatt: *"Y o u f u c k e d u p"*

Watching this right after slime's 100 days in a zombie apocalypse enjoying a delicious, crisp, *A P P L E* ...

The dark Slimecicle lore: In the beginning there was only Jschlat but bored he decided to create life in the form of his three disciples slime, condi, and grizzly. Jschlat bored decided to bestow to them freedom with the ability to continuously respawn/reincarnated. Bestowing upon them his apple, the was cursed to only those he deemed worth could take his place, but all those who took a bite died. Scarring the three to near insanity he lead assaults of storms and quakes to improve them against their will. Upon the throat of the scorned world Jschlat was defeated by a chant designed by slime last second to give immortal beings like Jschlat headaches. Jschlat fell to his seemingly death but he beconed one last chant to curse slime, grizzly, and condi that forever they would reincarnate in all his universal realities to go through countless trials to someday be able to partake in his Apple and stand along side him as gods. Jschlat created a new reality where a viral outbreak would consume the worlds population. Reincarnating slime, condi, and grizzly he watched from his shack to see their progress come to pass where he presented to slime the Apple again. But slimes past memories returned for a single moment, preventing him from partaking in the Apple. Slime burned down Jschlat's shack, and Jschlat gave chase... Until slime revealed his huge sword and it scared Jschlat away. Now no one knows where or when he will return nor what his next reality will be, but that he will bare fruit to those who are worthy.

“i saw empires rise and fall, and i fell with them” is such a metal line i can’t believe it came from a minecraft video

Can’t believe I was scared of Herobrine when Schlatt was out there

Who would've thought that Schlatt would return to play his role as God once again, to throw natural disasters and the zombie apocalypse at Charlie, torturing him and making him survive a hundred days. All because of this. All because Charlie dared to challenge him. All because of *_APPLE._*

The burning cross gave me such a sinking feeling in my stomach, it was the moment where I realized Jschlatt had no mercy for them, it was gonna be nothing but torment He originally said “That’s for not going to church” but when you see the burning cross, you realize that Jschlatt was gonna make them suffer regardless

Some men believe God has abandoned them. These men *wish* God would abandon them.

Dude Schlatt had some serious Herobrine energy.

This went from " Minecraft but Jschlatt is scary and also omnipotent " to " the minecraft apocalypse " to " We fought a demon " in such a short amount of time that it's hard to process that this was originally supposed to be " Minecraft with natural disasters every 5 minutes "

*The Slimecicle Cinematic Universe* "You remember the first? With the disasters. Hehe, what am I saying, of course you don't. But I remember well. "Condi... Grizzly... Selfish, brainless sheep that followed my every whim. But you... You were different. You resisted. Even when you partook of the fruit, you resisted. You denied the will of the divine. That's special, Slime. Very special. "I don't hate you, Slime. In fact, I might even call you friend. Though I doubt you'd say the same. But I won't hesitate to do what's necessary to make you submit. The divine cannot have equals among mortals. You will learn."

"I saw empires rise and fall, and I fell with them." is such a raw fucking quote that I legitimately cannot believe that it came from a minecraft gameplay video.

New lore has been added to the Slimecicle cinematic universe so I must return to its roots

This is certainly an interesting interpretation of the Old Testament

that iphone alarm really is the most terrifying sound in the universe

The start of the slimecicle cinematic universe.. just as terrifying as I thought it would be

i love how, not even 2 minutes into the video, Jschlatt turned the game into a biblical retelling of Adam and Eve

I like how jschlatt started off joking around then quickly turned into a terrifying entity meant to kill the others

*"E A T , T H E A P P L E" (Deep Breath) "E A T M Y A P P L E" (Unholy World Breaking Noises)*

2 years ago... - Slimecicle with friends play natural disasters mod ft. Jschlatt - Slimecicle ate the golden apple Jschlatt: You f**ked up Present day -Tommyinnit with 100 players play natural disasters ft. Jschlatt -Tommyinnit ate the golden apple directly Jschlatt: You f**ked up Tommy?!! Hayy, they always like this

And so begins my descent into the lore-filled hell that is the Slimecicle Cinematic Universe *chuckles* I’m in danger

What if, you wanted a dog But god said ‘ *B U T T O N* ‘

I love how jschlatt went from, “Here have an apple” To, “EAT. A P P L E”

Imagine if he had to survive 100 days of this. That would be cool.

I like how at like 6:30 or something he says he’s seen empires rise and fall and he fell with them, and in the end of las nevadas he said that too

Imagine at the end of 2020 we just see "server closed" and just hear a voice from above say: " *sorry...* "

When the world ends, the last thing we will all see is. “Server closed”, then god from the Heavens just says “Sorry.”

Top 10 beings I am terrified of and want to never encounter in my life: 1. Jschlatt 2. Jschlatt 3. Jschlatt 4. Jschlatt 5. Jschlatt

I just came back and rewatched this vid and i got to 20:12 and Charlie just whispers "The world is on fire, you know it's him" and im like 'excuse me that is actually lowkey terrifying'. I only ever see people quoting the falling with them or the poppy part and i feel like this one should be used more

"APPLE" "No,we're not falling for that again!" "A P P L E" "NO!" "carrot" "o sure yeah great"

Jschlatt in the beginning: "oh, you're hungry? Take this apple. Eat my apple." Jschlatt in the end: *"Apple. Eat"*

The fade from the chant coming from Shlatt's mic to it becoming clear gives me chills for some reason. 20:30 if you don't know what I'm talking about.

schlatt is the storm that is aproaching, provoking, black clouds in isolation, schlatt is re claimer of his name, born in flames, schlatt has been blessed, schlatts family crest is a demon of death! forsaken schlatt is awakened, a pheonex ash in the divine, obsession pulling schlatt, fading shlatt comes to take whats his!

Jschlatt the entire video: He’s just standing there. *Menacingly*

This was legitimately my first time seeing Jschlatt in anything when I first watched it. I have been frightened ever since, and it it's still the most frightening Jschlatt experience I've had, including those involving the Pope.

Every word schlatt says in this video strikes fear into my very soul

Charlie gotta be the first guy to try sacrificing GOD in a volcano

"minecraft but every 5 minutes there's a disaster" me: oh "By jschlatt" Me : aaaaaah

“You Could Make A Religion Out Of This”

I love how stained brutal calamity fits way too well

Slime: * floating in a tornado * It’s kind of peaceful up here.. *Not Even A Second Later..* **NOW I’M FREEEEEEEE** Slime: Uh oh-

I’m so fucking glad that THIS was my first Slimecicle video

“IM GOING ON A HUNGER STRIKE...AGAINST GOD” “ *carrot* “ “Oh okay sure”

It all makes sense now.

Slime Cinematic Universe?

I like how at the beginning it was just “that’s for not going to church you pricks” and by the end he was an unforgiving god that destroyed everything in his patj

"Jschlatt you're still muted idk if you know that" Do you guys think God has been yelling at us for a long ass time but he didn't realize he's still muted?

I am SO happy jshlatt and Charlie called back to this video! I died laughing when he said my favorite line.

Really had to come back to this video after that roller coaster

Never seen a most terrifying thing like jschlat rising out of a volcano while unholy music plays in the background

The three mortals pathetically singing “dont u worry about a thing” in their lil dirt hut while a hurricane raged outside kind of made me die

Satan= man/goat Jschlatt= man/goat THEREFORE Jschlatt = Satan

I love how in every vid of a intense thing Schlatt is always the GOD or THING that does it and he always tries to do his best at acting

Do you think God has been trying all this time to communicate with us but doesn't realise he's muted?

5:05 This is so ironic because Poppy's symbolize death and eternal sleep.

Where it all began

Re-Watching this after the 100 days video because lore

The idea of God genuinely telling you “you fucked up” is kinda terrifying

Forgot the name of this video so I looked up "minecraft but God hates us" and it worked

Weird to think this got a sequel

I can't believe that the SCU is connected

can I get schlatts pov for that volcano scene cause I have a feeling he was just monologing it up and no one could here him

I feel like I've watched a movie.

2 years later, and schlatt returns

anyone else here from charlie’s masterful movie he just released?

Imagine eating an apple your friend gave you and the second you finish it you hear god himself say *“you fucked up.”* like holy shit

"𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖑𝖊" - God, 2019

Here after the 100 days video lmao

I literally have a playlist of this vid, the vid where blocks fight back, and the vid where they roll a 100 sided dice. And I’ve watched it more than 100 times, and still love it all.

Jschlatt slowly went from “hey you want this Apple?” To *”BUTTON”*

Schlatt is the CLOSEST thing KZfaq has to an Old Testament God

I love the voice crack at 9:59, because that is practically impossible to fake, so it was real fear

The fact that the apple joke still played into a video that was 2 years after this

imagine if the world just evaporated and you hear the voice of god say: *''sorry''*

3:20 Imagine God destroys Earth during the rapture. Human dies and meets him “Hey. What happened” God: *Sorry*

My theory for the SCU (slimecicle cinematic universe), jschlatt was granted the power of being god, the was sealed away by slimecicle, but, he found a way to grow more and more powerful eventually breaking out in the 100 days video and the dimension slimecicle died in in 100 days was the very place he was sealed. Also, schlatt watched interstellar in the dimension he was sealed in

I've never been so scared of an *A P P L E* in my entire life

It would be hilarious if they did this again with proximity chat. They don’t think schlatt is there and then suddenly they hear him munching behind them.

"jschlatt you know youre still muted right" my IMMERSION

After watching the 100 day survival movie this video hits different

"shlatt your still muted idk if you know that.." "... fuck."

That’s a truly terrifying moment though: Humanity, thinking that it’s killed the God they once feared by stripping it of its power, watching as it rises from the lava untouched and no signs of damage.

I can only imagine what Schlatt was saying while he was muted

POV: An unfeeling god gives 3 people PTSD that's triggered by an alarm sound

This is so interesting to watch after the zombie apocalypse video!

This has more of raw emotion than most Hollywood movies

“I’m going on a hunger strike against God” is such a powerful statement

"Hey if you die your bad luck goes away" "Hey maybe noone take that advice" lol

Oh my... HOLY SHIT! I JUST CAME FROMNTHE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE VIDEO AND THIS SCENE AT 1:37 WAS A FLASHBACK IN THAT EPISODE!!!!

the “free falling” thing as he was falling with everyone yelling in the background is the most chaotic thing I have ever witnessed

jschlatt: *appears* all three of them, simultaneously: you could make a religion out of this

I would pay my whole life savings for this to be a full animated series

I like schlatt's interpretation of god more because instead of warning the first few humans to not eat the apple and then kicking them out of the garden of eden, he literally gives them the apple and then destroys the planet just to fuck with them

How is Jschlatt simultaneously the funniest and most terrifying person in existence?