LOGAN Stole my video! ☹0:45 I made that edit! He even removed my name!

I remember when Jeb killed that poor guy back in 2012. He seemed really sorry, though... Minecraft is just so fun, how can you not forgive him?

My theory/headcanon for the ghast tears is they're liquid mercury which would explain why they're shiny and don't vaporize in the Nether. As for why they're used in regen potions, Qin Shi Huang (founder of the Qin dynasty in 221 BC) drank mercury thinking it would give him eternal life, so that could be inspiration for making ghast tears the key ingredient in regeneration potions.

I changed the Jens Bergensten Wikipedia page to say he was a murderer and then I got IP banned from editing 5 seconds later

I absolutely love the people who still dedicate their time to making those blender animations. It feels like there's more and more in each video.

I hope the person who keeps on making these 3d steve and alex animations has a loving family a stable job and a bright future

8:11 It's a lot less wholesome once you realize that you have to touche her chest to interact with the recipe.

5:00 this is such a 2018-2019 meme, it brings me back

7:53 Спрут( sprut) actually have two meanings, both octopus AND squid, Black text is the description of the squid "A friendly mob that lives deep under water. Never attacks a player even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus(a squid), it will release ink. Emits quiet sounds when they touch the bottom. Octopus can be caught on a fishing rod and carried to the land" and next word is "October" GOD DAMN I WROTE AND THEN SAW THAT IT HAS EXPLANATION IN THE VIDEO XD

The math 999 thing is actually more accurately described as .999....=1 because there is no number in the real numbers that can exist between them. The math actually checks out, even if it is a bit weird.

Translate on 7:55 from russian: "Friendly mob, living deep underwater, never attacks a player in response to an attack. If you punch him, he'll release the ink, makes quiet noises, when touching the deep. Squid can catched with a rod and pull it on ashore." Sorry for my bad english, i am from Russia and don't know so good 😅 also, why squid looks like a OG ghast

7:15 they are casually mining water

Phoenix should start a series where he just reads his KZfaq comments.

7:50 Squid. A friendly mob, living deep underwater. Never attacks the player even in retaliation. If its hit, it will spray ink. Makes quiet sounds, when it touched the ocean floor. Squids can be caught with a fishing rod and brought on the shore. *OCTOBER*

6:10 when i heard the sound I realized it's talking about Michael's power in Gta 5. /tick is my favourite command from when I tried it on

I am gonna admit I actually already thought ghast tears were a crystal, which is why they are an item and not bottled

7:50 Octopus (eng. Squid): a friendly mob that lives deep underwater. Never attacks the player, even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus, it will release ink and make quiet sounds when it touches the bottom. An octopus can be caught with a fishing rod and pulled ashore (sign on the left says October)

I see why Jeb is listed as a murderer in wikipedia: 5:05

5:00 Dayum that transition slapped me in the face with nostalgia...

The tick speed feature would be really useful for making a "bullet time" thing like in zelda BOTW

I think Ghast tears are primarily composed of minerals and oil that has a higher boiling point.

6:05 this is actually cool. Someone should remake that one scene from the Matrix with this.

I still have no idea why the copper doors/trapdoors act like every wooden door instead of finally giving us a second "iron" option...like come on! Copper is a metal!

Jeb's boat journey around the multiverse is a masterpiece. 🤩

I don't know who SmallBlueSlime is, but the fact that they have single-handedly created all of the e-girl blocks/mobs is really worrying

I was literally thinking “oh! No degenerate art this time!” A couple seconds later, Crafter-Chan shows up…

Jeb just cannot avoid becoming a meme. He seems physically incapable of not being a meme.

That crafter woman becomes a bit more… interesting when you realise that they recently removed the dark grey bit from the bottom of its texture, and in this drawing that same dark grey bit was her pants

4:14 I wish this OP all the best with confessing to their crush. Really hope they give us an update on how it went.

Every time I think "they can't come up with more weird blender steve animations" and every time I am proven wrong

6:24 I just realized somebody could probably use this to make superhot in Minecraft

0:30 the real funny thing is how jeb looks in that photo

jeb really went through the backrooms and somehow got out... respect

Ah yes, more terror beyond human comprehension in the form of cubes

I always felt like Ghast Tears were gemstones, or hardened, compressed salt.

I honestly really appreciate how short it was. It always felt excessively long and bloated before, this one had some fun stuff but didn't feel stretched out.

Next Mojang’ll remove Netherite Ingots because they’re deadly if consumed by Endermen.

5:45 Okay, while this IS a ridiculous amount of copper for just 2 trapdoors, at the same time you GET a ridiculous amount of copper just by going mining. They had to have realized just how inflated the amount of copper in a world was when they were making the trapdoors and adjusted for it to make the trapdoors "more" expensive, but still keeping a balanced ratio between collection and crafted (if that makes any sense lol.) TLDR; the ingots recipe makes more sense, but you get so much Copper as is that it probably isnt 100% necessary to change

5:21 What

look as long as the wolf armor outright disables friendly fire, i'm fine with it. also i really hope the armadillo becomes the second mob that can conform to the minecraft grid, like shulkers do. when it curls up it should turn into a block-like entity with collision and everything

I think the tuff brick texture should just be shifted up one pixel so the horizontal lines fit with the other bricks. Having it be upside-down in shape was obviously intentional.

“we removed mobs because you can kill them”

7:45 I translated it for you :D Octopus (eng: Squid) It's a friendly mob living deep under the water. It never attacks the player, even if it was attacked first. If you hit an octopus, it will let out ink. It makes a quiet sound when it touches the bottom of the ocean. You can catch him with a fishing rod and take him out of the water. Ah nvm, someone already translated it (:

The blue penguidillo is the result when people with actual talents use them on actually good things.

3:50 I loved the little gasp of either disbelief, surprise, fear, or all 3

4:24 HEY THAT’S ME! I’m the guy with the red profile pic who says silent club step :D my dream is forfilled by existing on a PhoenixSC vid!

I can't stop laughing at that Tiny Jeb in a boat animation! 😂😂😂

8:10 TF2 Fans: Hey, I've seen this one, it's a classic!

It's confirmed. Pheonix likes Copper 7:20

Jeb casually did genocide and flew away near sans like nothing happened, his reaction of "what" was gold🗿

5:21 What -Sans 2023

0:15 If you paused here and edited a fake box that says the game crashed it would look very believable.

I was already laughing from Murderer Jeb, but the armadillo mauling Tiny Jens sent me over the edge

6:01 Bullet time looks really cool in Minecraft, would use this

The one with Jeb on a boat is a masterpiece of animation.

Fun Fact The copper grates Oxidize faster because people keep on using it as a Cheese grater

2:18 I’ve always thought of them as crystals.

It seems that we'll just never talk about the cursed animations of Steve and Alex. Got it. Noted.

i understand what the meme at 6:18 is, its from GTA5

2:25 but hey that's just a theory! A GAME THEORY! just commented this because yes

2:50 damn those chicken nuggets look fire

I think one of the reasons they v don't really talk about the update a lot is they don't want to promise something and be called out when they don't deliver, like the birch forest stuff

7:52 Squid (eng. Squid) A friendly mob that lives deep underwater. Never attacks player even if attacked. If you hit squid, it will release ink. Makes quiet sounds when touching the bottom (floor). Can be caught on fishing rod and pulled ashore. It's basically about squid, but with a picture of... black ghast for some reason @PhoenixSC (oh nvm didn't notice the response later in the video :/ )

3:36 what do you mean this does not make sense? 0.999 recuring is the exact same thing as 1. Its just confusing for us to write down this way, because we are dont have an intuitive understanding of infinity

Jeb knows what he did. And we do too.

8:20 you know what’s gonna happen now :)

6:38 no way I actually know which one is which

I love the fact we now have copper cheese graters in Minecraft! Next mob added to 1.21 will be the raccoon.

i'd just like to say that at this rate there will be more copper blocks than wood

5:40 WHEN THE HELL WAS IT LIKE THIS?

Rumor has it that Tiny Jens is still boating to this day

8:34 So wholesome it made my PC crash Only one half of this is a lie

As a FNaF Fan I 100% Noticed 5:14

8:30 Yes, it is very wholesome, they are dating

6:00 They really just said to themselves "Screw it, I wanna be Michael from GTA5 with his slowing time ability." XD

5:26 i received an ad right before the explosion ik ur there fbi

I love the minecraft dungeons music in the background for a lot of the videos/gifs. If there's something that game left us, it's a crap ton of awesome mobs and a crap ton of music

Hearing a SiIvagunner rip in a PhoenixSC video was NOT something I thought would happen when I woke up this morning.

7:50 translation (i speak russian) Squid (engl. Squid) Friendly mob, which lives deep underwater. Never attacking the player even when being attacked. If you punch a squid, it will release ink. Makes quiet noises, when they touch the bottom. You can catch a squid with a fishing rod and get it on the shore. (also i have absolutely no idea why it's a black ghast, and why they even wrote that at the end)

Ghast tears are mercury and ancient Chinese emperors would drink it because they thought it was the elixir of life. This is why ghast tears make healing potions.

The Jens trip was comedic GOLD

6:40 Left is Evoker, right is Vindicator

4:20 *G E O M E T R Y D A S H*

0:55 I've seen this interrogation footage before. The man in the hospital gown was a school shooter, the guy did a very bad job at feigning insanity.

8:18 That's right!! I did it again! >:D

Considering how things are going with the recent EULA changes, 2:08 seems realistic. I thought this was going to be a legitimate discussion of them doing this instead of a meme video.

the entire translation of the text book thing is: Octopus (English Squid) A friendly mob that lives deep under water. Never attack a player even in response to an attack. If you hit an octopus, it will release ink. Emits quiet sounds when they touch the bottom. Octopus can be caught on a fishing rod and pulled ashore. i used a translator for this

Community note: the Minecraft wiki is above fandom Minecraft wiki on all search engines i have tried

6:00 The way the gameplay is slowed down like that, kind of makes it look like the game Superhot VR. With the slow motion and stuff.

Phoenix SC: Oh it was 50 minutes (Minecraft Live 2023) Shaffia & Cyma on the video: That was the shortest live stream ever 4:50

I personally would love to see Manny Heffley added to Minecraft for a variety of reasons, one is that due to him being added to the game, you would get an entire new biome with Greg Heffley NPCs inhabiting it. If Greg hits you, you will be transported to the Diary of a Wimpy Kid dimension, where the villagers are Frank and Susan Heffley, due to them being able to have children. The Snow Gollum is now Rowley Jefferson, because he is kind of built like one, The End Rods are now End Rodricks, and Fregley is a new creature that can crawl on walls and ceilings and hop across your screen. But I think a highlight is Manny himself. To summon him, you have to say "Ploopy" in the chat. He is able to rewrite the game's code to give you wings, or trap you inside of a Wimpy Kid Book. This is why I think Manny Heffley should be in Minecraft. Thank you for reading.

If 1/3 = 0.3 recurring, and 2/3 = 0.6 recurring, then 3/3 = 0.9 recurring. But then there's 3/3 = 1 so that's another way to explain it.

7:30 copahh

5:48 in the April fools update there was a vote to make decorated pots drop emeralds

5:01 This is my new favourite video

5:19 bro even rowed to roblox 💀

8:25 That reminded me of 2G1C. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined cuz that isnt even 2G1C and i got reminded of it anyways.

hell, i loved the armadillo but im still surprised it won. i swear everyone (basically) wanted the crab

4:57 bro, the old RWJ transition got me 😭😭

Man I have fun watching stampy and since he is going to end, I would say thank you to him for making memeories as a kid.